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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:26,890 --> 00:00:29,910 Hey there, I'm Richard, and this is my stepdaughter Megan. 2 00:00:30,190 --> 00:00:31,190 Hi everyone! 3 00:00:31,490 --> 00:00:35,790 And this is Stepdad How I Do It, where today we're going to be learning skills 4 00:00:35,790 --> 00:00:40,190 and demonstrations to help with our everyday life and learn something new. 5 00:00:40,390 --> 00:00:43,590 So go ahead and give this video a like, and hey, don't forget to subscribe. 6 00:00:44,290 --> 00:00:47,490 And click that bell button so you don't miss a single update. 7 00:00:49,430 --> 00:00:51,930 Now today's going to be all about getting ready for the holidays. 8 00:00:52,510 --> 00:00:55,370 It's that time of year where there's going to be a lot of guests and a lot of 9 00:00:55,370 --> 00:00:57,580 cooking. So there's a lot to get prepped for. 10 00:00:58,380 --> 00:01:01,320 First, you want to make sure that our guests have everything they need and 11 00:01:01,320 --> 00:01:02,320 sure their rooms are ready to go. 12 00:01:03,360 --> 00:01:06,600 Make sure you have extra towels, blankets, and seats. 13 00:01:21,520 --> 00:01:25,640 We all have that one relative who likes to crank up the heat when you're not 14 00:01:25,640 --> 00:01:26,640 looking. 15 00:01:26,720 --> 00:01:27,920 So this is for them. 16 00:01:29,720 --> 00:01:30,720 That's right, sweetie. 17 00:01:30,840 --> 00:01:32,680 And another thing to check is all of our outlets. 18 00:01:33,160 --> 00:01:36,840 With more family means more tablets, more phones, more electronics to be 19 00:01:36,840 --> 00:01:39,880 in. So we want to make sure that they're all working properly. 20 00:01:40,240 --> 00:01:42,820 Okay, so let's go ahead and make sure all the outlets are working properly. 21 00:01:43,460 --> 00:01:44,460 You want to help me? 22 00:01:44,520 --> 00:01:45,520 Yes. Okay, 23 00:01:48,540 --> 00:01:49,580 so to test your outlets. 24 00:01:50,170 --> 00:01:54,350 You can use a voltage tester or a multimeter. A voltage tester is just 25 00:01:54,350 --> 00:01:58,730 test the voltage, obviously, and then the multimeter can test voltage or 26 00:01:58,730 --> 00:02:02,150 resistance and give you a better idea of what's going on with your outlet. 27 00:02:02,410 --> 00:02:05,610 But if you don't have one of those, it's okay. 28 00:02:06,810 --> 00:02:10,090 So actually, why did Mr. 29 00:02:10,350 --> 00:02:12,130 Ohm marry Mrs. Ohm? 30 00:02:12,430 --> 00:02:14,770 Why? Because he couldn't resist her. 31 00:02:16,130 --> 00:02:18,010 Sorry, you're so funny. Funny. 32 00:02:20,590 --> 00:02:21,830 Thank you. 33 00:02:23,130 --> 00:02:29,650 So if you don't have one of those, you can just use something that you know 34 00:02:29,650 --> 00:02:35,610 works and then we'll tell you if it's got power. So I have a phone charger 35 00:02:35,710 --> 00:02:37,530 So I'm going to go ahead and plug this in. 36 00:02:44,970 --> 00:02:45,970 And there we are. 37 00:02:46,090 --> 00:02:47,090 Now that works. 38 00:02:48,110 --> 00:02:52,210 So just go around and hit all the outlets and we'll be good. 39 00:03:01,670 --> 00:03:04,670 That was great, Daddy. 40 00:03:06,670 --> 00:03:07,670 Richard's fine. 41 00:03:10,430 --> 00:03:15,190 Now that you have your guests showing up, you want them to feel welcome. You 42 00:03:15,190 --> 00:03:17,690 also want them to feel comfortable. So one quick trip. 43 00:03:18,110 --> 00:03:22,250 To make sure that they're feeling this way is to make them a little something 44 00:03:22,250 --> 00:03:26,050 special that you know they'll remember and put a smile on their face. 45 00:03:29,690 --> 00:03:30,690 Thank you. 46 00:03:31,670 --> 00:03:36,370 So, we're going to teach you how to make a cool little swan that I learned with 47 00:03:36,370 --> 00:03:37,370 my time in Japan. 48 00:03:37,950 --> 00:03:42,750 So, first thing you're going to do is lay your towel out. 49 00:03:44,610 --> 00:03:45,610 Okay? 50 00:03:46,960 --> 00:03:48,620 Make sure it's nice and flat and smooth. 51 00:03:49,160 --> 00:03:52,740 You're going to find your middle line here, and then you're going to try to 52 00:03:52,740 --> 00:03:57,340 it in place while you roll one side of your towel. 53 00:04:01,120 --> 00:04:07,080 And once you make most of your progress here, it should look like this. 54 00:04:07,920 --> 00:04:11,120 You're going to do the same thing to the other side. 55 00:04:12,860 --> 00:04:13,860 You're doing great. 56 00:04:14,580 --> 00:04:15,580 Thanks, Daddy. 57 00:04:19,839 --> 00:04:26,760 okay now you're going to bring it all together and you're going to start to 58 00:04:26,760 --> 00:04:33,660 it into a swan it might not stay perfectly while we do the 59 00:04:33,660 --> 00:04:39,220 next part so we'll just hold it there for a second and we're going to make 60 00:04:39,220 --> 00:04:45,300 the feathers really simple just kind of 61 00:04:47,620 --> 00:04:53,920 accordion this and then fold it in half and now you've got 62 00:04:53,920 --> 00:05:00,680 some feathers for your swan and that is sure to make your 63 00:05:00,680 --> 00:05:06,840 guest smile do you like it daddy yeah it's great 64 00:05:06,840 --> 00:05:11,800 let's just go to the next segment 65 00:05:11,800 --> 00:05:14,580 the tip of the holidays 66 00:05:15,360 --> 00:05:18,900 is make sure to know how to use a fire extinguisher. 67 00:05:19,640 --> 00:05:24,040 Accidents can and do happen, especially in the kitchen, so you definitely want 68 00:05:24,040 --> 00:05:27,200 to make sure that it's accessible to you. Honey, can you grab the fire 69 00:05:27,200 --> 00:05:28,380 extinguisher? Yeah, Daddy. 70 00:05:35,100 --> 00:05:36,160 Here you go, Daddy. 71 00:05:36,500 --> 00:05:37,500 Okay, great. 72 00:05:37,780 --> 00:05:42,100 So the instructions are right here on the fire extinguisher. 73 00:05:42,860 --> 00:05:44,080 It's pretty simple. 74 00:05:45,159 --> 00:05:47,120 All you have to do is pull the pin. 75 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:49,180 This one right here. 76 00:05:49,420 --> 00:05:50,800 Yeah, I'll pull the pin for you. 77 00:05:52,140 --> 00:05:57,320 Great. And then you squeeze the top and point and shoot. Yeah, completely cover 78 00:05:57,320 --> 00:06:02,840 the fire and spray it all over the place. Yeah, that's true. That's true. 79 00:06:02,860 --> 00:06:05,540 you want to spray it all over the fire. 80 00:06:05,780 --> 00:06:08,200 Are they always this big and thick? 81 00:06:08,440 --> 00:06:11,120 Yeah, they come in all different sizes, honey. 82 00:06:12,140 --> 00:06:13,140 Cool. 83 00:06:13,800 --> 00:06:17,340 So the next section we're going to be talking about is in case your clothes 84 00:06:17,340 --> 00:06:22,960 catch on fire. And if they do, you don't want to run around because if you fan 85 00:06:22,960 --> 00:06:24,500 the flames, it'll make it worse. 86 00:06:24,900 --> 00:06:29,440 So the first step is to stop, 87 00:06:29,720 --> 00:06:34,080 drop, all 88 00:06:34,080 --> 00:06:39,560 the way down. 89 00:06:49,640 --> 00:06:51,180 So now you would roll. 90 00:06:51,520 --> 00:06:52,520 I'm ready. 91 00:06:54,600 --> 00:07:01,520 And make sure to go all the way back and keep 92 00:07:01,520 --> 00:07:06,020 going until your flames are extinguished. You're smothering out the 93 00:07:20,520 --> 00:07:22,200 Uh, flames are put out, honey. 94 00:07:22,640 --> 00:07:25,660 Yeah, there's a set that will put out just one. 95 00:07:26,760 --> 00:07:27,760 Okay. 96 00:07:36,660 --> 00:07:40,060 Um, we can edit that. 97 00:07:40,840 --> 00:07:42,480 What? What's wrong? 98 00:07:43,100 --> 00:07:44,100 Here. Oh! 99 00:07:44,800 --> 00:07:46,220 Back in. Oh, maybe. 100 00:07:46,580 --> 00:07:47,740 Where's your shirt? 101 00:07:47,960 --> 00:07:50,120 Oh! It got messed up. 102 00:07:50,360 --> 00:07:51,360 Okay. 103 00:07:53,300 --> 00:07:59,960 Thank you, Daddy. 104 00:08:00,700 --> 00:08:01,700 Yeah. 105 00:08:05,980 --> 00:08:06,980 Okay. 106 00:08:16,160 --> 00:08:17,700 Yeah, we'll edit that. It's okay. 107 00:08:19,500 --> 00:08:20,740 Okay, for the next section. 108 00:08:21,420 --> 00:08:22,700 Are you ready for the next section? 109 00:08:23,100 --> 00:08:24,100 Yeah, Daddy. 110 00:08:24,380 --> 00:08:25,760 We're going to do some food safety. 111 00:08:27,120 --> 00:08:31,880 So now that your family's in town and they're comfortable and they're safe, 112 00:08:31,880 --> 00:08:32,880 we've got to feed them. 113 00:08:33,960 --> 00:08:38,980 So we're going to go over some food safety tips using a meat thermometer. 114 00:08:39,720 --> 00:08:43,200 We're going to learn the right temperatures and how to use a meat 115 00:08:43,200 --> 00:08:48,080 because... You don't want anyone getting sick, right? You definitely want your 116 00:08:48,080 --> 00:08:49,360 meat nice and hot. 117 00:08:50,860 --> 00:08:51,860 Exactly. 118 00:08:53,880 --> 00:08:56,000 So, this is our meat thermometer. 119 00:08:56,320 --> 00:09:00,020 This will tell you the temperature of what meat you're going to be cooking. 120 00:09:00,020 --> 00:09:04,420 the way that you use this is you have to insert this right into the thickest 121 00:09:04,420 --> 00:09:05,420 part of the meat. 122 00:09:05,640 --> 00:09:09,580 You definitely want to insert it all up in there. 123 00:09:09,960 --> 00:09:11,940 Yeah, nice and deep, actually. 124 00:09:14,079 --> 00:09:17,740 Generally, the best place to insert it is part of the thick, part of the meat. 125 00:09:17,800 --> 00:09:21,000 Or for poultry, maybe into the breast would be good. 126 00:09:22,080 --> 00:09:24,120 That's the best place to do it. 127 00:09:25,260 --> 00:09:28,220 Now, the different temperatures that we want to talk about. 128 00:09:28,460 --> 00:09:35,380 So for ham, cooked or uncooked, we want to have it be about 145 degrees. 129 00:09:35,880 --> 00:09:39,880 For poultry, we're looking at 165, which is correct. 130 00:09:40,550 --> 00:09:44,930 And for red meat and steak, you know, depending on what cut it is, most 131 00:09:44,930 --> 00:09:47,950 you don't really need an internal temperature for food safety. 132 00:09:48,230 --> 00:09:53,170 You just need to cook it to how you prefer, and the outside can be cooked. 133 00:09:53,170 --> 00:09:57,550 steaks are generally okay. Now, ground beef is a little different. That one's 134 00:09:57,550 --> 00:10:00,530 also going to be a little bit higher, maybe 160 is good. 135 00:10:01,310 --> 00:10:03,790 Is it finally time to get your meat out, Daddy? 136 00:10:05,130 --> 00:10:06,310 Yeah, of course. 137 00:10:12,560 --> 00:10:13,660 Make sure you use the hot pad. 138 00:10:14,540 --> 00:10:15,540 Don't burn yourself. 139 00:10:23,200 --> 00:10:26,540 Oh, we can edit that out. 140 00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:27,960 It's okay. 141 00:10:31,140 --> 00:10:34,940 You weren't really wearing... Is it time for you to probe me, Daddy? 142 00:10:36,040 --> 00:10:38,460 Oh, well, we... 143 00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:43,620 Daddy, can you check if my pussy is ready for a cream pie? 144 00:10:44,420 --> 00:10:46,040 It's nice and hot. 145 00:10:46,700 --> 00:10:48,560 And it's really wet. 146 00:10:49,920 --> 00:10:52,960 You have to stick it really deep to be sure. 147 00:10:53,640 --> 00:10:55,280 Honey, we're still filming. 148 00:10:56,660 --> 00:11:00,500 Maybe I'll have to get your probe ready. 149 00:11:24,970 --> 00:11:25,970 Looks like it. 150 00:11:27,150 --> 00:11:28,390 Let's have a taste though. 151 00:12:40,910 --> 00:12:41,910 Okay. 152 00:13:10,800 --> 00:13:12,520 Do you feel the resistance in my pillow? 153 00:13:51,020 --> 00:13:52,020 Oh. 154 00:15:07,210 --> 00:15:09,130 Taste me and see if I'm ready for you, Daddy. 155 00:15:09,510 --> 00:15:10,510 Oh, yeah, baby. 156 00:16:24,819 --> 00:16:25,819 to be. 157 00:33:21,840 --> 00:33:22,840 Okay, Daddy. 158 00:35:47,980 --> 00:35:51,300 Shit. Daddy, I think you really got me pregnant. 159 00:35:52,140 --> 00:35:54,820 Maybe our next video should be about child care. 12137

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