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LUKE: I'm 16, Grace.

I've been waiting
to drive my whole life.

Dude, you're contributing
to global warming,

and you're
handing over

vital personal information
to the CIA.

And when they take
that picture, that's
really a retinal scan.

Yeah, I'm-- I'm getting
my license, Grace.

I'm not starting
a covert war.

Is this like pillow talk
for you two?

Fighting for
the environment
is not a war.

I just wanna drive
a big machine.

Is that really
all that men are about?

Apparently.

(ALL GIGGLING)

There's a one-day sale
at the mall on Ugg boots.

We should clear them out.

Uggs are so
five minutes ago.

I'd rather wear
Nine West or die.

Like I was serious!

Uh, beep-beep.
Can we get through?

Look, it's a pack
of angry weirdoes.

Maybe ending
the assault-weapon ban

wasn't such a bad thing.

Uh...

Oh, here.
Let me make room.

Here you go. Comfy?

They should really
put benches
at all the bus stops.

Make the world
a better place

one tush at a time.

What do you think,
Joan?

God says "tush"?

It's a beautiful day,
isn't it?

Sunny, crisp, clear.

Did you have
a nice day at school?

Okay, homework
overdose here.

Just thought I'd ask.

Show I care,
'cause I do.

And you always
want something.

What is it this time?

Since you're offering,

would you be a doll
and get me a latte?

Oh, no, not them.

And the lord sayeth,
"Geteth me a latte."

Little acts
can mean a lot.

Wouldn't the $3
be better spent
helping the poor?

Yes, but you were going
to spend it on Slim Jims.

(GASPS)

Forget it.
Forget it.

Two sugars, please.

Hey, nice bag.

Bargain bin? Kmart?

And your heads, I assume,
are from Mattel?

One latte, please.
Two sugars.

(WHISPERS)

Oops. Gotta go.

Sorry.

(GIRLS CACKLING)
GIRL: I'm not picking that up!

That was
too funny.

(EXCLAIMS SOFTLY)

Oops.

Look out!

(BRAKES SQUEALING)

Oh, my God.

(GROANS)

♪ What if God was one of us?

♪ Just a slob like one of us

♪ Just a stranger on the bus

♪ Trying to make his way home

♪ Just trying
to make his way home

♪ Just trying
to make his way home

♪ Just trying
to make his way home ♪

"Miss Girardi
tackled her friend,

"knocking her from the path
of an oncoming truck."

Nice, huh?

You made me sound
like Catwoman.

I thought it was
an SUV.

Actually, the Transportation
Safety Administration

classifies all SUVs
as light trucks.

Taking my driver's
test Thursday.

You used the word "hero"
seven times.

In the Metro section?

Thought you said last night
they'd bury it
on the comics page.

Oh, my editor thought

Joan the Hero
was too good
for Hagar the Horrible.

It was more like a momentary
loss of brain function.

Well, bravery can be seen
as having a correlation
of impaired judgment.

Napoleon
marching on Moscow...

Grace going out with you.

Look, you forgot to mention
my face full of latte,

and Dylan Samuels
is not my friend.

She's a total skank.

I highlighted
the parts of the story that
the readers want to see.

That's how journalism works.

The public wants heroes.

Couldn't they find
someone better than me?

Honey, what you did
was incredible.

I'm so proud of you.

And if you ever do it again,
I will kill you.

(STUDENTS CHATTERING)

I'm like a total
celebrity now.

Hi.

Adored by drooling
morons everywhere.

(GROANS)
And barf watch.

I have to get my picture taken
for the school newspaper
with Dylan.

I--I want your
action figure.

You so know
he'd undress it.

Don't worry.
The insta-fame's

only gonna last
for another 14 minutes.
What's going on, Joan?

Yo, cool.

Hey, Joan!

That's it.
Now you're a Beatle.
I'm out of here.

Grace, come...
Girardi, I'm not your posse.

(WHIMPERING)

Oh, J! Hey! Hi.

Adam, please. I don't
wanna talk about it.

No, come on. My girlfriend
is the Wonder Woman
of Arcadia High.

What, are you wearing
those shades
to avoid detection?

No. My boss at the studio
gave me my own account
to work on, you know?

Well, with him,
but no more
getting coffee, okay?

You know, I'm, like,
his guy on this.

Wow, that's
pretty amazing.

Totally unchallenged.

I mean, he and I
are doing the design
from concept to layout.

I mean, do you realize
how big this is?

It's enormously huge,

like Marlon Brando,
but before he died.

Well, guess
what the ad is for.

I hope for the glasses,
unless you're
channeling Bono.

Well, you know,
Michael says

that you have to live
with your product,
you know?

You make it
a part of you.

I hope you don't get
an adult diapers account.

Yeah, me, too.

Joan!

Dylan, hey. Uh, this is
my boyfriend, Adam.

Um, where's Tweedledee
and Tweedledum?

Off somewhere trying
to pretend like they care.

Brian's waiting
to take our picture.

Do you think
that I look okay?

Oh, yeah. It's just
the school paper.

Kids don't really
read it.

Um, should we
get this over with?

Yeah. All right. Hey, listen,
I'll-- I'll just call you
after I get off of work.

Yeah.

I'm-- I'm glad
you're still alive.

Cool shades.
Thanks.

They're for work.

He's a spy.

That's funny.

H-Hey, Joan.
Before we go in,

I just wanted to say
that, um...

What you did
was really amazing.

Sure. Anytime.

Not really.

Um, I really don't know
how to say thank you enough,

so I--I got you a gift.

Here you go.

It's like I've retired
from some job after 30 years.

I--I can't.

No, no,
I want you to.

Please.

What you did for me
was the nicest thing

that I think anyone
has ever done for me.

O-Okay, then.
Thank you.

If you really wanna
do something for me,

don't knock over
my stuff.

That would be helpful.

You're hilarious.

(LAUGHS)

There they are.
All right.

Why don't we get
the two of you

over there
by the school seal?

Are you sure you wanna
take this picture with me?

I know you have
a reputation to protect.

So, Joan, do you
feel like a hero?

Yeah, only I forgot
my cape at home.

"Forgot my cape at..."

Brian, it's a joke.

Yeah, Reggie.

It's Will Girardi.

I was wondering if you could
pull some phone records.

No, no, no.
Uh, off the books.

This is just
between you and me.

Lucy Preston.

Yeah. Lieutenant.

(DOOR OPENS)

Grab your coat, Willy.

Uh, let me
call you back, Helen.

What's up, Lieutenant?

Lunch.

And why so formal?

There's nobody else around.

Lucy's fine.

I'm swamped.

This murder investigation
is coming up dry.

The guy killed
your daughter's
best friend.

Do you really care
if he was found in
the bottom of a dumpster?

You'd think you'd
be celebrating.

Come on. Lunch. Now.

It's an order.

I'm sure that's not an order
I have to follow.

Suit yourself,
Detective.

All right.
If the solid line
is on the outside

and the dotted line
is on the inside...
I--I'll pass.

Please stop
quizzing me.

If I were 16,
I'd want you
to do it for me.

There's a lot
riding on this, man.

Okay? Us on
the open road,
wind in our hair,

two gorgeous babes
in the backseat.

Me driving
my mom's station wagon.

There's paint cans
in the backseat.

Okay, it's a fantasy.

Dude, don't kill
my buzz.

Grace is right.

She is. I mean, there are
ecological ramifications.

Are you seriously
considering

not getting
your driver's license
because of her?

Because
you cannot let her

put your you-know-whats
in a you-know-what.

You know?

I--I'm at once
confused and disturbed

by what you just said.

This is it, man.
This is the
driver's license.

This is every
male child's dream.

This is our
gateway to freedom,

our talisman
of virility.

This is it.
This is...

(GASPS)

(GASPS)

V-10 engine.

(CHUCKLES)

Five hundred horses.

Zero to sixty

in 3.9 seconds.

I'm gonna pass out.
Oh, my.

Quiz me.

Okay, road rage.

...where we have got
a low-pressure
system developing.

That is gonna bring
some precipitation with it

that could hit us
as early as Thursday.

So let's take a look
at the Storm Summers
National Radar.

Wow. Who names
their kid Storm?

Was his dad
in the X-Men?

Hey, being glib and vapid
is harder than it looks.

STORM ON TV:
...and sweeping acrs
.

Believe me when I tell you,
those plains
are truly great.

Extreme vapidity.

Tomorrow and Wednesday,
highs ar.

Hmm. It's gonna be
90 degrees tomorrow?

No, this is a tape.

You videotaped
the weather?

No, I got it
from the TV people
at the courthouse.

They said if I ever have
a decent story to pitch,

they'd give me a try.

Oh, so you wanna be
Storm Girardi.

No, he does
man-on-the-street spots, too.

The guy who, uh, can belch
God .

The woman who baked
Arcadia's largest croissant.

Or the girl
who saved her friend
from certain death.

No.

No, Kevin.
Count me out.

They saw my article.

They wanted
to talk to you and Dylan.

Kevin, this is already
way too much for me.

Relax. I already said
you wouldn't do it.

Well, good. Thank you.

Unless I did
the interview myself.

You used me.
That's nice. Nice.

(CHUCKLING) Hey,
what good is a sister

if you can't
take advantage of her?

You really wanna
be a newscaster?

I'm charming, I'm cute,

I can sit for hours
in a chair.

You don't care
about the facts.

It's perfect, right?

So, Joan,

(CLEARS THROAT)

how does it feel
to be revered by the masses?

You so owe me.

...chance of precipitation
almost 80%.

People are very
excited to meet you.

You did
a wonderful thing.

And now
I'm paying for it.

All the attention
getting you down, Joan?

You're God,
you're the all-knowing.
What do you think?

When someone shows the world
what people are capable of,

they become
an inspiration.

Yeah. But now
they expect me to be one.

(SIGHS)

I was just
on a latte run
that went bad.

Went well for Dylan.

Yeah. She's fine.
She's alive.

But why do I have to
go through all of this now?

I mean, can't I just
go get you that latte

and Kevin can bring you
Arcadia's biggest croissant?

You set a lot
in motion, Joan.

You have to
see this through.

She's alive.
Isn't that enough?

You saved a life.

Don't you want
to get to know
the life you saved?

Close your eyes.

Are you gonna let me see
what it is
I'm supposed to do?

I mean,
are you gonna show me

how it's all
gonna work out?

I'm gonna do
your eyeliner.

I'm getting my
driver's license, Grace,

and there's nothing
you can do or say
to stop it.

The missile
has been armed,

the launch codes
have been keyed in,

and that sucker's
gonna fly. You hear me?

Fine.

(SIGHS) Look, I love
the planet, Grace,

but I also love
the spirit of discovery

that has brought us
precision engineering

and automotive
excellence.

I mean, the automobile
has been the cornerstone
of economic advancement

throughout
the past 100 years.

And I am not
gonna be the one

to plunge
our global economy
into chaos and ruin.

Fine.

(SIGHS)

You know, if she wants
to break up over this, fine.

That was manly, dude.

I think
I'm tingling a little.

Hi.

Oh, hey.

Hey, what's with
the Storm hair?

Oh, they like the way
it catches the light.

(TITTERS)

Are you
wearing eyeliner?

(CLEARS THROAT)

Look, um, I know how much
you hate doing this, so...

Thanks.

Sure.

I'm sure Barbie's
over the moon.

She actually likes
being the center
of the universe.

You know, you shouldn't be
so hard on her.

I mean, we were
talking earlier.

She said
you changed her life.

MAN: Places!

What else did she say?

Um...

It was off the record.

(CLEARS THROAT)

Let's just say,
if I gush over you a little
during the interview,

it might actually
be sincere.

I said "might."

MAN: In five, four,
three, two...

(STUDENTS CHATTERING)

GIRL: There she is.
Hey!

You know,
if we were married,

I would be
Mr. Joan Girardi.

Hey. This is
about as much fun

as me walking
around here naked.

You know, you did
look good on TV.

I forgot
my brother's name!

How's your
project going?

Ah, it's okay.

You know,
Michael uses words

like
"incredibly talented"

and "heir
to the throne."

So, it's stoke-o-rama
for the Rove-ster.

Who?

I have no idea.

But, you know, I do know
that if my name

is on a real
ad campaign,

then I can probably
write my own ticket

to any college
in the country.

Don't get ahead
of yourself, there,
Rove-ster.

What, you don't think
it'll happen?

I--I didn't mean to...

Of--Of course
it'll happen.

Hey. What's up?

Close the door.

I'd, uh, like you to look
into something for me,

sort of unofficially.

Okay.

It's a public
phone booth,

corner of 17th and Grand.

Where they found
Edwards' body.

Yeah.

There was a call
made from there
the night of the murder.

I'm thinking
if we dust for prints,

we might get a lead.

We already dusted it
for prints.

Not the coin box.

Empty it

and dust the coins.

So, um,
who received the call?

I'm still working on it.

Sure.

I'll get it done.

Hey.

Dylan. Hey.

What are you
doing here?

I saw your angry friend,
and she said
that you'd be here.

Oh, her name
is Grace.

So, no cappuccinos today?

With Elle and Gaby?
I don't think so.

I--I can't be
with them anymore.

I mean, they're so
jealous of you.

And w-what do they expect?

Of course everyone's
gonna be talking about you.

They're your friends.

You were like
conjoined blondes.

Hey.

Look, your watch.
You're wearing it.

So you like it.

Yeah. Well, I dropped my
other one in the bathtub,

so I guess
it's a good thing
that I saved you, huh?

Hey, um, your brother
is so cool.

And--And your mom seems
really great, too.

You know,
I was gonna take art,

but Gaby and Elle
said that it was dumb.

I don't know
why I listened.

It must be really amazing
to have such a great family.

Well, we're your
typical freakazoids.

Your family's
probably much less lame.

It's just me
and my mom, actually.

My dad took off
when I was younger,

and, um, I don't
really remember him.

Oh.

My mom's not a lawyer.

Neither is mine.

Yeah.

But that's what
I tell people,

that, um,
my mom's a lawyer.

We're moving around
so much

because she's always
looking for work,

and I guess when
you meet new people,

it's just easier to say
that she's a lawyer.

'Cause it's, like,
respectable and all

and you don't really
have to worry about
what other people think.

Dylan, you don't
have to tell me this.

No, I know.

I just kind of
want to with you.

My mom's a waitress
at Don Thornberry's
Steakhouse.

You know,
by the airport?

How is that
not respectable?

That place is awesome.

I can't believe I never
knew how cool you were.

Me? No.

No. Me not cool.

Me totally
room temperature.

"Room temperature."
Yes.

That's so cool.

Hey, um...

You must read a lot
working here, huh?

Do you have, like,
a favorite book or something?

(CLEARS THROAT)

Smells good.

Mmm! Me or the stew?

Both.
Mmm!

What's
the occasion?

For Joan and her award.

She got
an award, too?

Well, getting.

Tomorrow, at school.

You don't know?

Why would I?

Well, Lucy set it up.

The department's
giving it to her,

recognizing Joan
for her bravery.

Lucy called
this afternoon.

Lucy? She called you?

Why wouldn't she
tell you first?

I was out all day,

and I left before
I checked my messages.

I felt a little ashamed
when I was talking to her.

I mean, this was a really
nice thing to do for Joan.

I guess she's not as bad
as I thought.

Yeah, she's
really something.

Making Price
kiss my butt in public?

I couldn't make
that one up
in my dreams.

So how'd you
get so organized?

Well, nobody
likes mistakes,

so it's just easier
to do things right.

Besides, then everybody
will stay off your back.

Hmm. So that's what
I've been doing wrong.

No. I was thinking
about tossing
the whole thing anyway.

I mean, who needs
to be perfect, right?

Look at you.

Was that
a compliment?

Totally.

Okay.

So what do I want
to make me sick today?

How about grape juice
and nachos?

Ooh, I'm in.

Oh. Hey.

Hey.

Hi. I only have 10 minutes,
so you want to have lunch?

Um, yeah, sure.

Hey, um,
the nachos
look awesome.

Um, I brought
something, so...

Okay, let's go.
Meter's running.

I'll see you
at the award thingy?

Oh, but...

I thought we were
gonna eat lunch together.

Well, I only have 10 minutes
with my boyfriend.

He's a mogul.

Oh, okay. Well, I'll see
you guys at the thingy.

Okay.

Hey, I'm
really sorry, Jane,

but, um, I'm gonna have
to miss this ceremony.

You know, Michael wants
to go over my piece

before we present it
to the client, so...

No, it's ok. I mean,
I'm only doing it
for my parents.

And Dylan.

Oh, check this out, okay?

Michael only had two
tiny little changes, okay?

I'm-- I'm telling you, Jane,
the way we work,

we're like equals.

I could date
those glasses.

DYLAN: Hey.

Hey.

Hi.

You know, Joan told me
how important
this ad thing was,

and I just wanted
to say good luck.

It looks awesome.

Thanks.

You know, why don't
you take my seat?

I--I have to run
anyway, so...

Adam, don't you
have a few more minutes?

Well, Michael wants
to go over the changes,

and then he's gonna
tell me how great I am,

and I don't want to be
late for that, so...

Okay?
See you later.

Good luck.
Okay. Thanks.

Don't worry.

I'll keep you company.

So the prints you wanted
from those coins?

Yeah?

Already been done.

What?
Who ordered it?

Lucy Preston.

I could get you
the report.

Uh, no,
don't worry.

Must have come up dry.

Sorry to waste your time.

Anything else,
boss?

Will.

Hey, Will.

You want to share a ride
over to your kid's school?

I'll let you take
a sneak peek at her award.

I've got a few stops
to make on my own.

Thanks.

Sure.

Friedman! Look.

I got my license,
dude. I did it!

Yeah!
Yeah, baby!

(WHOOPING) Finally.

So you did it, huh?

Who cares about
the polar ice cap melting?

You just pack the penguins
in your car.

You can all do
a drive-through
for a Burrito Grande.

Okay, can
the preamble, Grace.

If you're gonna do it,
just do it, okay?

I am a gas-guzzling,
smog-spewing tool

of a corrupt
oil-based economy.

So just break up
with me,

because I am
never gonna live up
to your expectations.

Dude, you've endowed me
with entirely too much power.

But you said...

I say a lot of things.

I'm just a simple anarchist
trying to get through my day.

You do your thing,
I do mine.

So you'll ride
with me?

Yeah, right.

Let me go get
my fur coat.

(MURMURING) I will see you
in the biology closet
at 3:00.

What just happened?

Who cares? Shotgun!

(KNOCK ON DOOR)

Taken.

(RHYTHMIC KNOCKING)

Okay, the other stalls
are free.

How about giving me
a little peace in here?

YOUNG GIRL: I'm all about
giving you peace, Joan.

God isn't familiar
with my right to privacy?

Things must be
pretty bad for you

to seek solace
in a bathroom stall.

You wanted me to get to know
the life I saved.

I have.

It's a little creepy.
She won't leave me alone.

She looks up to you.

She needs a hero.

Why? She's
already been saved.

Some people can't see
their own lives.

They live in
a kind of darkness.

They think
that the only way
that they can see

is by using
someone else's light.

That's what
she's looking to you for.

But I can
barely see myself.

I know.

Nice. You know,
a little pep talk
every now and then

wouldn't kill you.

You're doing
just fine, Joan.

So how do I make her see?
What do I make her see?

What... Hey.

(SIGHS)

LUCY: So with
all Arcadia's gratitude,

I would like to proudly
present this certificate
of outstanding public service

to Miss Joan Girardi.

(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)

Congratulations.
Thanks.

STUDENT: Joan, you're a hero!

Thank you. Thanks.

PRICE: Thank you all
for coming.

Thank you
for coming, everyone.

Very uplifting,
Miss Girardi.

An oasis
in the desert

of your permanent
record. Well done.

Excuse me?

Well done.
Once more?

BRIAN: Dylan, there were
other witnesses at the scene

who said that the vehicle
was never in any danger

of hitting you.
Is that true?

Mr. Beaumont,
let's not waste
the sheriff's time.

I'm sure that
the streets of Arcadia

are teeming
with felons.

Yeah. Joan pulled me
out of the street.

So you saw that the SUV
was about to hit you?

Well, I heard
the tires screeching.

But I was picking...
Dylan, Dylan.

The car
was gonna hit her.

But if you didn't
actually save her life...

Brian, I didn't ask
for this whole fiesta, okay?

I was there,
and she was
gonna get hit.

That was the account
written up in The Herald.

About your son?
Do you consider that

to be objective
journalism?

Dude, I checked
all the facts.

Excuse me. I think
we can move along here.

This is a celebration.

Fine. I would
just like to know
if Dylan can say

that Joan definitively
saved her life.

Uh...

I don't know.
It happened so fast and...

Dylan.

Ask them.

They were there.
I guess... I guess
they would know.

What?

The driver of
the vehicle was quoted

as saying he had
plenty of room to stop.

Because she could sue.

Detective Girardi,
do you think it's a conflict

that you got your own
police department

to give an award
to your daughter?

That was my call.

PRICE: All right,
we're finished here.

Thank you all for coming.
Back to class.

REPORTER: What's your response
to those who say
things aren't adding up?

Tell them.
REPORTER: But if it is
a hoax...

PRICE: It's not a hoax.
Back to class, everybody.

REPORTER: What's your response
to those who say
things aren't adding up?

PRICE: No more surprises...

HELEN: It's ridiculous.

I--I'm canceling
our subscription.

Well, don't look at me.
It's not my by-line.

How--How can they
print such garbage?

Well, technically,
the article's true.
Questions did arise.

Don't worry, honey.
You know what you did.

JOAN: Don't worry about it?

Everybody thinks
I'm walking slime now.

I tried to get them
to kill the story,

but they said
I wasn't being objective.

Why couldn't they talk
to this coffee-cart guy,
you know?

He saw.

That was
in the first piece.

This is the new angle
for the follow-up.

Great. So my life
is just an angle.

Classic case
of yellow journalism.

Sensationalism
unclouded by fact.

I'm gonna go to school
with a bag on my head.

Hey, you're no
different, they are.

I...

I hope I didn't get you
in trouble with your boss.

Don't worry about her.

(STUDENTS CHATTERING)

GIRL: Hey, Joan!
Save anyone's life today?

GIRL: Total liar!

BOY: Totally believed her.

(STUDENTS BADGERING)

Lying so you have
something to write about

on your college essay?

You make me sick.

Have a nice day.

Now I know
how J.Lo feels.

Oh, my God.
Someone's in peril.

Oh, never fear.
Super Joan's
gonna take credit.

So now you're back
to making fun of me?
How does that work?

Don't rag on me.

You were there.

I wasn't looking,
and they said...

You're incredible.

Yesterday you said I was
the most important person
in your life,

but the second
these clones
take me down,

I'm just something
on your shoe?

"The most important
person in your life"?

I--I didn't say that.

I tried to cut you
some slack,

thinking there was
a decent person in there.

You know what?
Here.

Why don't you give this
to the next-most-important
person in your life?

Um, I don't want
that thing, okay?

It was just some cheapie
off of a cart in the mall.

But you know what it meant
when you gave it to me!

It was a joke.

It was just a joke.

Oh, my God.
I can't take this anymore.

The whole sob story

about your mother
being a waitress,

was that just
another lie, too?

You don't know what
you're talking about.

"Oh, Joan's
a sub-defective.

"She'll buy that
waitress story," hmm?

Don Thornberry's
by the airport?

That's good and sad.

Your mom's a waitress?

Yeah, what's it gonna be
next week? Oceanographer?

Oh, I know. A princess?

(SIGHS)

Dylan, I thought
you were making it up!

I'm...

Hey, how'd
the big meeting go?

Was that your mock-up
for the presentation?

Yeah. "Mock-up."

Yeah, that's
the perfect name for it.

They hated your pitch.
I'm sorry.

No. No, no, no, no, no.

Don't be sorry.
No. They loved it.

Well, that's good,
isn't it?

Yeah. Yeah,
for my boss.

You know...

In the meeting,
he pitched my ideas

and said they were his.

And when everyone
was patting him on the back,

he asked me
to make a coffee run.

(SNORTS)

(GROANS)

I'm sorry.

You know, he said, uh...

He said I was heir
to the throne.

You know, that--that
I would be his boss one day.

Adam, you are 16.

What'd you expect?

This is
the real world.

So people pump you up
just to steal your ideas?

That... Is that it?
Is that...

That's the real world?

You know, I'm just gonna
go back to the hotel.

You know,
at least cleaning rugs
is an honest job, right?

Hey, maybe
you pumped him up.

You thought he was
gonna change your life,

and he's just some guy
looking out for himself.

I don't know. I just...

I just thought that maybe
after, you know, all of this,

that...

You know, that I'd have
something to show for it.

You do.

(SIGHS)

You know your work
is good enough to steal.

I'm gonna make out
with you anyway.

(SCOFFS)

Just open it.

Green transit passes?

It's the natural gas
bus line.

I thought we could celebrate
my driver's license

by walking 30 blocks
out of our way

and taking a bus
to the Save the Earth rally.

Okay, I drove 10 miles
to get them.

(LAUGHS)

(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

(DOOR OPENS)

Sorry about yesterday.

My intentions were pure.

I want you to stay away
from my family.

Do not contact my wife
or children again.

You are crossing lines
I will not allow
to be crossed.

(DOOR OPENS)

I hear you wanted
to run some prints

on the coins
from the Edwards scene.

You know, it must
be awfully frustrating

for a guy like you

to have a woman like me be
always one step ahead of you.

What do you want?

Don't play
the fool, Will.

You've been
a part of this dance.

I couldn't do it alone.

I believe you've enjoyed
our lunches and working late,

confiding in me.

That's crap.
Really?

Have you told your wife
everything?

I bet you kept
some secrets, huh?

'Cause you've been
thinking about it.

Let's have a little
reality check here, Detective.

You're no boy scout.

You stood
right alongside me

when we brought
that witness in
on false charges.

I'm not like you.

No.

You'll never be as good as me.

Well, it's too bad.

We could've had some fun.

But cheer up.

You can leave here believing
you're still a decent man.

I'd like all
the arrest reports
from the last week

on my desk by 5:00.

Adam!

Hey.
Hi!

Hey.

My mom just told me
about your meeting.
I'm sorry.

Thanks.

I heard you weren't
a hero anymore.

(TITTERING)
Yeah.

Yeah.

Um, I'm mean, too.

I yelled at Dylan
and ruined her life.

What happened?
What...

Five minutes ago, you know,
we were amazing, and...

How'd everything
get so low so fast?

Oh, not everything.

The TV people
really liked Kevin.

You know, they've
asked him to pitch
a few more stories.

Apparently,
he has TV hair.

Has anything
really changed?

I kind of like it better
just being us.

I'm sorry.
I have to go pick up
Michael's dry cleaning.

That blows.

I'll see you later.
Bye.

(CLEARS THROAT)

Okay, so I was horrible
to Dylan.

She lost her hero.

She didn't know
where to turn.

You know,
this whole
business about heroes,

it's totally fake.

I was never
any different.

She made me
into something I'm not.

You're right.

If you're trying
to get your worth
from someone else,

you can't fulfill
your own true nature,

which is what
I'm all about.

Why does everyone
have to hate me now?

I mean, they were
all over me before.

Well, they like you.

And they hate you.

That doesn't
make any sense.

It's a paradox.

You're a hero and
you're not perfect.

You were
horrible to Dylan
because you cared.

Another paradox.

If you accept

that they both can
exist simultaneously,

then you can find peace
in the contradictions,

which is where
you'll find me.

But what am I
supposed to do now?

You asked me to
get to know the life I saved,

and I did.

It's messed up. I...

I can't change her.

I'm no hero, I'm...

I'm just me.

Maybe that's enough.

♪ Walk through
the world with me

♪ Walk through the world

♪ Over the miles of mystery

♪ Walk through
this world with me ♪

Hey.

Hey.

Gaby and Elle?

Ditched me.

I'm really sorry.

I know.

I just didn't
understand, you know?

Like, how you could
just turn on me like that.

Because they did.

Because
I'm always scared

I'm gonna be
on the wrong side.

I'm not like you.

I--I mean, throughout
this whole entire thing,

when everybody was
all into you and then
they were against you,

you never changed
into somebody else.

You were always
just Joan.

And you're just Dylan.

And who is that?

I've been standing here
staring at the desserts

for probably five minutes.

You know why?

Because I don't know
what I like.

I mean,
how pathetic is that?

I have no idea who I am.

Maybe it's time
to find out.

♪ Walk through
the world with me

♪ Hey, walk through
the world with me

♪ Walk through the world

♪ Over the mountains
and the shining sea

♪ Walk through this world
with me, yeah

♪ Come on, walk
through the world with me

♪ Walk through the world

♪ Over the mountains
and the shining sea

♪ Walk through this world
with me ♪