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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,136 --> 00:00:04,938 (SIGHS) 2 00:00:05,005 --> 00:00:07,974 Hey, how was your tutoring with Roger? Oh, it was awesome. 3 00:00:08,008 --> 00:00:11,478 He totally helped me with my history paper. And I aced my math quiz. 4 00:00:11,511 --> 00:00:13,480 Cool. Oh, check this out. 5 00:00:13,513 --> 00:00:15,482 Bennington. They have a great art department, 6 00:00:15,515 --> 00:00:17,517 plus, all the liberal arts stuff for you. 7 00:00:17,550 --> 00:00:19,152 Vermont? Mmm-hmm. 8 00:00:19,185 --> 00:00:22,355 Way too much snow. No, but they don't have grades there. 9 00:00:22,389 --> 00:00:23,857 Really? Mmm-hmm. 10 00:00:23,890 --> 00:00:25,158 I do love maple syrup. 11 00:00:26,526 --> 00:00:27,894 (EXCLAIMS) 12 00:00:27,927 --> 00:00:31,831 Hold the pancakes. Tuition's like car and a half. 13 00:00:31,865 --> 00:00:34,834 I think my family's gonna be living out of a barrel after this lawsuit. 14 00:00:34,868 --> 00:00:38,872 Okay, then how about Berkeley? 15 00:00:38,905 --> 00:00:40,707 It's totally impossible to get into. 16 00:00:40,740 --> 00:00:44,244 Look, Roger was saying that I should try to apply for some smaller places. 17 00:00:44,277 --> 00:00:46,046 You know, like Oberlin. 18 00:00:46,079 --> 00:00:48,882 Oberlin? Isn't that in the middle of a cornfield? 19 00:00:48,915 --> 00:00:51,718 I mean, what are we gonna do, shoot squirrels and join a militia? 20 00:00:51,751 --> 00:00:54,054 No, we've gotta be next to a city. You're right. 21 00:00:54,087 --> 00:00:55,455 (SCHOOL BELL RINGING) 22 00:00:55,522 --> 00:00:57,123 I'll see you later? Go over history? 23 00:00:57,157 --> 00:00:59,025 Yeah. We'll talk about how we want our dorm rooms to look. 24 00:00:59,059 --> 00:01:01,361 Oh, sorry. 25 00:01:01,394 --> 00:01:04,464 Ooh, look what I have for you. Hot off the presses. 26 00:01:06,699 --> 00:01:09,569 JOAN: "For the Love of Zombies"? Oh, you've got to be kidding. 27 00:01:10,870 --> 00:01:13,940 God wants me to audition for a musical? 28 00:01:13,973 --> 00:01:15,775 The chorus. Where it all begins. 29 00:01:16,843 --> 00:01:18,278 You're not serious. 30 00:01:18,344 --> 00:01:21,081 I'm always serious. Which doesn't mean I'm not fun. 31 00:01:21,114 --> 00:01:24,317 Okay, in case you've forgotten, I'm trying to get into a college. 32 00:01:24,384 --> 00:01:26,352 Work hard in the present so I can have a future. 33 00:01:26,419 --> 00:01:27,987 Do you remember when you said that? 34 00:01:28,054 --> 00:01:30,123 The future includes more than just you. 35 00:01:31,091 --> 00:01:32,659 I know. (SCOFFS) 36 00:01:32,725 --> 00:01:34,861 That's why Adam and I are applying for schools together. 37 00:01:34,894 --> 00:01:36,296 Oh, by the way, 38 00:01:36,329 --> 00:01:38,798 any help you can give me with my essay, you know, to... 39 00:01:38,865 --> 00:01:41,134 Yeah. You'll need an up-tempo and a ballad. 40 00:01:41,167 --> 00:01:42,936 Anything from Les Mis is fine. 41 00:01:43,937 --> 00:01:45,305 Do you remember in fourth grade 42 00:01:45,338 --> 00:01:46,940 when they dressed me up like a daisy? 43 00:01:46,973 --> 00:01:48,641 Singing, dancing, zombies. Oh, my! 44 00:01:48,675 --> 00:01:50,610 (SIGHS) That didn't go well. 45 00:01:51,578 --> 00:01:55,482 ♪ What if God was one of us? 46 00:01:56,783 --> 00:02:00,687 ♪ Just a slob like one of us 47 00:02:02,088 --> 00:02:05,925 ♪ Just a stranger on the bus 48 00:02:05,959 --> 00:02:10,830 ♪ Trying to make his way home 49 00:02:10,897 --> 00:02:15,969 ♪ Just trying to make his way home 50 00:02:16,002 --> 00:02:21,341 ♪ Just trying to make his way home 51 00:02:21,407 --> 00:02:26,546 ♪ Just trying to make his way home ♪ 52 00:02:30,783 --> 00:02:33,820 Step, turn, step, turn. 53 00:02:33,887 --> 00:02:35,922 Ball change. Ball change. 54 00:02:35,955 --> 00:02:38,925 Now kick it, now kick it, now kick it, now kick it! 55 00:02:38,958 --> 00:02:40,026 All right, back it up. 56 00:02:40,059 --> 00:02:41,661 (WARBLING) 57 00:02:41,728 --> 00:02:42,929 Stop! 58 00:02:46,266 --> 00:02:49,402 You're reaching up from eternal damnation. 59 00:02:49,435 --> 00:02:52,405 People, let me see those zombie hands! 60 00:02:52,438 --> 00:02:54,374 (ROARING) 61 00:02:55,575 --> 00:02:58,344 Hi. Is this... 62 00:02:58,378 --> 00:03:02,048 Chorus auditions? Yes. You're late! Let's go. 63 00:03:02,081 --> 00:03:05,018 Five, six, seven, eight. And... 64 00:03:05,084 --> 00:03:07,120 Who's Ryan Seacrest? 65 00:03:07,153 --> 00:03:09,389 He's the guest musical director. 66 00:03:09,455 --> 00:03:11,257 Rumor has it he was in Rent. 67 00:03:11,291 --> 00:03:14,227 Or he needs rent, or something. I don't know. 68 00:03:14,260 --> 00:03:16,629 The drama geeks call him "Johnny Broadway." 69 00:03:16,663 --> 00:03:18,631 What are you doing here, Freidman? 70 00:03:18,665 --> 00:03:21,701 Musical theater? Hey, straight man's paradise. 71 00:03:21,768 --> 00:03:22,835 Gross. 72 00:03:24,671 --> 00:03:26,839 (EXCLAIMING) 73 00:03:28,875 --> 00:03:31,277 Good. But I need passion, people. 74 00:03:33,146 --> 00:03:35,481 This is a love story. 75 00:03:35,515 --> 00:03:40,286 Danny is a zombie! He's one of you! 76 00:03:40,320 --> 00:03:44,157 Suzy offers her brain to Danny, 77 00:03:44,190 --> 00:03:46,859 so they can be zombies together forever. 78 00:03:47,860 --> 00:03:50,363 Dial into the richness of it. 79 00:03:50,396 --> 00:03:51,998 Show me how undead you can be. 80 00:03:52,031 --> 00:03:53,199 GIRL 1: Okay. GIRL 2: Okay. 81 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:54,400 Carlos! 82 00:03:56,169 --> 00:04:00,373 Excuse me, Mr. Broadway. Miss Tardy. Yes? 83 00:04:00,406 --> 00:04:02,141 Well, you're just adding a chorus right now. 84 00:04:02,175 --> 00:04:04,544 Aren't the performances this weekend, or... 85 00:04:04,611 --> 00:04:06,279 Who can fill her in on what we're doing here? 86 00:04:06,312 --> 00:04:08,881 Oh, um, we're staying open to the creative process. 87 00:04:08,915 --> 00:04:10,817 We're staying open to the creative process. 88 00:04:11,985 --> 00:04:14,187 Let's see how well these zombies can sing! 89 00:04:15,488 --> 00:04:16,522 Carlito! 90 00:04:16,556 --> 00:04:17,590 It's Carl. 91 00:04:17,657 --> 00:04:18,691 (EXCLAIMS) 92 00:04:18,725 --> 00:04:20,159 Five, six, seven, eight. 93 00:04:20,193 --> 00:04:22,695 JOHNNY: ♪ He'll be yours forever 94 00:04:22,729 --> 00:04:26,199 ALL: ♪ If you let him eat your brain ♪ 95 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:32,872 So we argue that chaos is not only an inherent building block of matter, 96 00:04:32,905 --> 00:04:35,174 but it's actually necessary for the propagation of all life forms. 97 00:04:35,208 --> 00:04:37,977 Yes. Because fractals are apparent in so many organic forms. 98 00:04:38,011 --> 00:04:39,779 In blood vessels, tree branches... 99 00:04:39,846 --> 00:04:41,247 Great. So what should I write? 100 00:04:41,281 --> 00:04:42,882 So we could posit that, as an organizing principle... 101 00:04:42,915 --> 00:04:44,350 The self-similarity of fractals seem... 102 00:04:44,384 --> 00:04:46,853 Could we just speak English for a second here? 103 00:04:47,687 --> 00:04:49,022 Sorry. We were just... 104 00:04:49,055 --> 00:04:51,924 I know. I'm... Feel free to jump in. 105 00:04:51,958 --> 00:04:53,526 I don't think so. 106 00:04:53,559 --> 00:04:56,729 I shouldn't have agreed to do a lab with you two, anyway. 107 00:04:56,763 --> 00:04:58,798 I'll just screw up my C average. 108 00:04:58,865 --> 00:05:01,200 Come on, Grace. Freidman ditched us to be in the musical. 109 00:05:01,234 --> 00:05:03,536 Ditching. Seems to happen to me a lot. 110 00:05:03,569 --> 00:05:04,971 Yeah, right. That's it. Later. 111 00:05:05,004 --> 00:05:07,140 No, please. You can recalculate 112 00:05:07,206 --> 00:05:10,109 the differential analysis of the six remaining fractals all by yourself. 113 00:05:10,143 --> 00:05:12,879 I'd love to. I just gotta go 114 00:05:12,912 --> 00:05:14,981 jab a railroad spike into my head. 115 00:05:15,048 --> 00:05:17,216 Grace, you can't leave. We have to go over civics. 116 00:05:17,250 --> 00:05:19,519 Power, corruption, revolution. 117 00:05:19,552 --> 00:05:20,820 Lather, rinse, repeat. 118 00:05:20,887 --> 00:05:22,722 I'm sure you two can handle it. 119 00:05:22,755 --> 00:05:25,792 Luke, Luke, Luke, Luke, Luke. 120 00:05:25,825 --> 00:05:27,660 The self-similarity of fractals seems to... 121 00:05:27,727 --> 00:05:28,995 "For the Love of Zombies"? 122 00:05:29,062 --> 00:05:31,664 Hey, actually, it's "Zombies in Love." 123 00:05:31,731 --> 00:05:33,266 The director keeps changing the title, 124 00:05:33,299 --> 00:05:35,201 probably because he's mental. 125 00:05:35,234 --> 00:05:37,236 We have mid-terms coming up. Are you sure you're gonna have enough time? 126 00:05:37,270 --> 00:05:39,305 Yeah. The college counselor is stoked. 127 00:05:39,372 --> 00:05:42,308 I mean, another extra-curricular? That's Admissions gold. 128 00:05:42,375 --> 00:05:45,712 Yeah, well, my extra-curriculars suck, because they don't exist. 129 00:05:45,778 --> 00:05:47,013 Oh. 130 00:05:47,080 --> 00:05:48,815 I think you'd make a cute zombie. 131 00:05:48,881 --> 00:05:52,285 Aw! Go on. I'll eat your brain. 132 00:05:52,318 --> 00:05:54,520 I'll pick you up after rehearsal? Okay. 133 00:06:07,433 --> 00:06:10,103 Oh, hi. Thought you had classes all day. 134 00:06:10,136 --> 00:06:13,473 Well, they give us lunch. It's a new union rule. 135 00:06:15,241 --> 00:06:18,144 I thought you were going to a movie, veg a little. 136 00:06:18,177 --> 00:06:20,546 Somehow I just wasn't in the mood. 137 00:06:20,613 --> 00:06:22,315 It might take your mind off things. 138 00:06:23,983 --> 00:06:26,419 Chuck Kroner called. 139 00:06:26,452 --> 00:06:28,688 The Bakers have a court date. 140 00:06:28,721 --> 00:06:30,156 Kroner knows the judge, and... 141 00:06:31,290 --> 00:06:33,192 Says it's gonna be tough for us. 142 00:06:33,593 --> 00:06:34,594 Oh. 143 00:06:35,128 --> 00:06:36,129 Yeah. 144 00:06:37,497 --> 00:06:38,698 My catechism book? 145 00:06:41,334 --> 00:06:43,236 I feel like I just got caught with porn. 146 00:06:45,204 --> 00:06:47,640 Don't, Helen. Don't read anything into this. 147 00:06:47,673 --> 00:06:52,378 When you told me that you were taking sick days, 148 00:06:52,445 --> 00:06:54,814 you never really said why. 149 00:06:54,847 --> 00:06:57,150 I said. They were gonna expire. 150 00:06:57,183 --> 00:06:58,751 No. I know what you said. 151 00:06:59,719 --> 00:07:01,387 Well, I just had to get away. 152 00:07:03,856 --> 00:07:05,425 'Cause my, uh, 153 00:07:07,527 --> 00:07:08,661 job 154 00:07:08,694 --> 00:07:10,296 has been, uh, ugly. 155 00:07:11,931 --> 00:07:14,967 But then here, we get hit with this lawsuit. 156 00:07:17,403 --> 00:07:21,474 So, I guess the truth is, we can never 157 00:07:22,508 --> 00:07:24,243 get away from things, can we? 158 00:07:25,845 --> 00:07:27,580 I don't know. 159 00:07:27,613 --> 00:07:31,551 I was just hoping for one moment where things make sense, 160 00:07:32,752 --> 00:07:36,589 where people weren't cruel for no reason, 161 00:07:36,656 --> 00:07:40,493 where they don't die for no reason. 162 00:07:41,828 --> 00:07:43,095 Just a moment 163 00:07:43,996 --> 00:07:46,065 of decency. 164 00:07:51,704 --> 00:07:53,439 Yeah. Stupid, huh? 165 00:07:55,508 --> 00:07:58,277 Do you want... No, uh, thanks. 166 00:07:58,911 --> 00:07:59,912 Um... 167 00:08:00,513 --> 00:08:01,614 There's a game on. 168 00:08:06,752 --> 00:08:10,456 ♪ I don't care It's all the same 169 00:08:10,523 --> 00:08:13,359 ALL: ♪ I just want to eat some brains ♪ 170 00:08:13,392 --> 00:08:15,661 (GROANING) 171 00:08:18,197 --> 00:08:19,465 Three words, people. 172 00:08:20,466 --> 00:08:21,601 Audience 173 00:08:21,634 --> 00:08:22,735 in 174 00:08:22,768 --> 00:08:23,803 five 175 00:08:23,836 --> 00:08:25,471 days. 176 00:08:25,538 --> 00:08:28,641 That's, like... Can it. I want to get out of here. 177 00:08:28,708 --> 00:08:31,277 Carly Simon, from the top. 178 00:08:31,310 --> 00:08:34,280 Now let me hear it! All the way back there! 179 00:08:34,313 --> 00:08:35,348 (PIANO PLAYING) 180 00:08:35,414 --> 00:08:36,549 What's this burning in my chest? 181 00:08:38,518 --> 00:08:40,386 Yes! GIRL: What's this ringing in my ears? 182 00:08:40,419 --> 00:08:42,255 More passion! 183 00:08:42,288 --> 00:08:45,091 What's this burning in my vein? 184 00:08:45,124 --> 00:08:46,459 Yes! Beautiful. 185 00:08:46,492 --> 00:08:49,328 BOY: I've been dead for 50 years! 186 00:08:49,362 --> 00:08:51,130 (SCRIBBLING) 187 00:08:51,163 --> 00:08:53,466 ♪ Buried underneath your school 188 00:08:53,499 --> 00:08:54,667 Did you do that just now? 189 00:08:54,734 --> 00:08:56,435 ♪ Long ago forgotten ♪ 190 00:08:56,469 --> 00:08:58,638 It's just a sketch. Are those tombstones? 191 00:08:58,671 --> 00:09:02,575 Yeah. It's like a cemetery. You know, with zombies and everything? 192 00:09:02,608 --> 00:09:06,913 And a moon, yeah! This is perfect for the finale. Can you build it? 193 00:09:06,946 --> 00:09:10,082 You want me to, like, build a set by this weekend? 194 00:09:10,149 --> 00:09:13,352 Thank you, people, thank you. I'll see you tomorrow. 195 00:09:13,419 --> 00:09:15,955 Why not? 196 00:09:15,988 --> 00:09:20,626 Simple, stylized, inspired. You'll have a crew and anything you need. 197 00:09:20,660 --> 00:09:22,395 Up to $300. Thank you. 198 00:09:22,428 --> 00:09:25,264 Carlissimo! We need a song to the moon! 199 00:09:25,331 --> 00:09:26,966 Hey. I'm thinking something in Italian. 200 00:09:26,999 --> 00:09:28,935 You're gonna do the sets? That's so perfect! 201 00:09:28,968 --> 00:09:31,871 I don't... I don't know how to build a set, Jane. 202 00:09:32,638 --> 00:09:35,007 Use your hammer and stuff. 203 00:09:35,041 --> 00:09:37,176 Come on. It's an extra-curricular. 204 00:09:37,243 --> 00:09:39,612 I so knew this play was about more than just me. 205 00:09:40,880 --> 00:09:42,148 It was so meant to be! 206 00:09:42,648 --> 00:09:43,783 (GIGGLES) 207 00:09:45,151 --> 00:09:46,352 Oh, man. 208 00:09:48,054 --> 00:09:50,122 Thanks. Yeah, I'll see you tomorrow. 209 00:09:54,293 --> 00:09:56,262 Look, Kev, wait. I'm not talking to you, Andy. 210 00:09:56,329 --> 00:09:58,965 Come on, man. It's about the suit. 211 00:09:58,998 --> 00:10:00,066 Okay? I'm dropping it. 212 00:10:02,068 --> 00:10:05,237 My parents are pissed. They want me to keep going. 213 00:10:06,539 --> 00:10:08,007 But without me, man, there's no case. 214 00:10:10,710 --> 00:10:11,911 So that's it. 215 00:10:12,645 --> 00:10:13,646 It's over. 216 00:10:14,213 --> 00:10:15,214 I left home. 217 00:10:17,149 --> 00:10:19,418 It's done. I'm staying at the Y. 218 00:10:21,387 --> 00:10:22,922 And I'm supposed to believe you? 219 00:10:25,658 --> 00:10:28,494 It was in the middle of my deposition, Kev, when I remembered. 220 00:10:31,430 --> 00:10:32,832 When the car spun out. 221 00:10:37,903 --> 00:10:39,939 And I realized that, uh... 222 00:10:42,341 --> 00:10:43,609 I'm driving this one, too. 223 00:10:46,045 --> 00:10:48,447 Only, this time, I can stop it. (SNIFFLES) 224 00:10:50,716 --> 00:10:51,917 So I am. 225 00:10:53,786 --> 00:10:55,054 I'm just stopping it. 226 00:10:56,288 --> 00:10:57,690 That's beautiful. 227 00:10:59,158 --> 00:11:02,395 But see, I don't believe a word you're saying. 228 00:11:02,428 --> 00:11:06,098 And it's probably just another way to jack us for money. 229 00:11:06,132 --> 00:11:08,234 You just stay out of our lives, dude. 230 00:11:10,036 --> 00:11:12,138 Come on, Kev, you know me. 231 00:11:12,204 --> 00:11:14,140 You know I'm telling the truth, man. 232 00:11:14,173 --> 00:11:15,408 Not anymore. 233 00:11:25,351 --> 00:11:28,421 I love it when dad's home. Maybe you should think about getting fired. 234 00:11:28,454 --> 00:11:32,124 KEVIN: Hey, what's with the vino on Wednesday night? 235 00:11:32,191 --> 00:11:35,227 Are we gonna become drunks now? That is so Osbournes. 236 00:11:35,261 --> 00:11:39,632 No. It's a celebration, a little surprise. 237 00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:46,105 We are no longer being sued by Andy and his barely-human family. 238 00:11:46,172 --> 00:11:47,873 That is awesome! Congratulations! 239 00:11:47,907 --> 00:11:50,176 Wait, wait. Are you sure about this? 240 00:11:50,209 --> 00:11:53,679 Kroner called. They just dropped the case. 241 00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:55,214 Even signed a release. 242 00:11:57,183 --> 00:11:58,818 Hey, how about a smile, Kev? 243 00:12:00,019 --> 00:12:02,088 No. I mean, no, it's great. Um... 244 00:12:03,456 --> 00:12:06,058 I'm happy. I... Finally. 245 00:12:06,092 --> 00:12:08,027 I'm gonna get a glass of water. 246 00:12:10,596 --> 00:12:13,566 Luke, no text-messaging at the table. That's 21st-century bad manners. 247 00:12:13,599 --> 00:12:14,967 Joan, I'm in a bit of a situation. 248 00:12:15,034 --> 00:12:16,836 Grace holding out on the sugar? 249 00:12:16,902 --> 00:12:19,772 Can we have five minutes to celebrate the survival of our life savings? 250 00:12:20,806 --> 00:12:21,874 I'm in. 251 00:12:23,142 --> 00:12:25,144 I, uh, saw Andy today. 252 00:12:26,879 --> 00:12:28,914 He's here? 253 00:12:28,948 --> 00:12:32,318 He was waiting for me at work. 254 00:12:32,351 --> 00:12:37,323 He said that he was dropping the case, but I didn't believe him. 255 00:12:37,389 --> 00:12:39,792 I guess he wanted me to tell him that everything was okay now. 256 00:12:39,825 --> 00:12:42,595 Almost ruining us? He wants a pass on that? 257 00:12:42,628 --> 00:12:46,465 Yeah. Don't worry, Dad. I told him to get lost. 258 00:12:46,499 --> 00:12:48,567 I wonder why he changed his mind. 259 00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:50,035 Are you feeling sorry for him now? 260 00:12:50,102 --> 00:12:52,338 No, but, I mean... 261 00:12:52,404 --> 00:12:53,973 It just came out of nowhere. 262 00:12:54,006 --> 00:12:57,476 Let's just be thankful that this whole mess is over. 263 00:12:57,510 --> 00:13:00,079 Enjoy the moment. Please? 264 00:13:01,480 --> 00:13:03,849 To no more lawyers! To getting through it. 265 00:13:03,916 --> 00:13:08,621 To us! To drinking wine without getting grounded. 266 00:13:08,654 --> 00:13:11,423 To Joan being in a musical about zombies at school this weekend, 267 00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:15,194 which you will videotape and use to humiliate her for the rest of her life. 268 00:13:15,261 --> 00:13:16,629 Yes! Humiliation. 269 00:13:17,229 --> 00:13:18,264 Really? 270 00:13:19,732 --> 00:13:21,333 (STAMMERING) A musical what? 271 00:13:21,367 --> 00:13:23,202 You should have let me text-message. 272 00:13:26,605 --> 00:13:30,509 I think I might be getting in over my head. 273 00:13:30,543 --> 00:13:34,413 Adam, you've been building things since you were teething. 274 00:13:34,446 --> 00:13:36,782 And you need to expand your portfolio. This is your chance. 275 00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:38,884 Yeah, but that guy seemed pretty much like a loon. 276 00:13:38,918 --> 00:13:41,720 Totally, but look at this. It's brilliant! 277 00:13:41,787 --> 00:13:43,722 I mean, how stoked are you to see this big, 278 00:13:43,789 --> 00:13:45,357 you know, zombies walking all over it? 279 00:13:45,391 --> 00:13:48,294 (CHUCKLING) It would be pretty cool. 280 00:13:48,327 --> 00:13:50,863 You know all the headstones move, and they light up, 281 00:13:50,896 --> 00:13:53,098 and then, you know, the graves open 282 00:13:53,165 --> 00:13:55,134 so the zombies can crawl out of them. 283 00:13:55,167 --> 00:13:59,071 And, you know, this... Can you actually glue these together for me? 284 00:13:59,138 --> 00:14:00,439 Gluing. Thank you. 285 00:14:04,210 --> 00:14:06,412 You know, this is what it's gonna be like at college, 286 00:14:06,478 --> 00:14:07,880 us helping each other out. 287 00:14:09,748 --> 00:14:12,017 We'll share a house with a group of very cool people 288 00:14:12,051 --> 00:14:14,386 because, of course, we'll be cool. 289 00:14:14,420 --> 00:14:17,823 Hey, what if the stage was blanketed in fog? 290 00:14:19,458 --> 00:14:21,160 Oh, yeah. 291 00:14:21,193 --> 00:14:25,030 So when the undead rise, they come out from here and here, see? 292 00:14:25,064 --> 00:14:28,267 How exactly, I mean, do we fit under the stage? 293 00:14:28,334 --> 00:14:29,435 Not that I'm complaining or anything. 294 00:14:29,501 --> 00:14:30,736 Look, this part's raised. 295 00:14:31,904 --> 00:14:33,606 Okay? Now check out the lighting. 296 00:14:36,408 --> 00:14:37,743 I'm getting chills here. 297 00:14:38,911 --> 00:14:40,679 GIRL: Um. Excuse me. 298 00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:43,415 Do you think that maybe we could rehearse the show at some point? 299 00:14:43,449 --> 00:14:48,254 Since my aunt is driving in from Indiana? 300 00:14:48,287 --> 00:14:52,291 Elizabeth, this isn't about your aunt. This is about the process! 301 00:14:52,358 --> 00:14:56,028 Well, how come you keep changing the show four days before we open? 302 00:14:56,061 --> 00:14:59,131 I mean, this is not how I worked in Godspell. 303 00:14:59,198 --> 00:15:02,635 You know, I was thinking that Elizabeth would rise up on this moon thing 304 00:15:02,701 --> 00:15:05,304 when she's the queen of the zombie prom, or... 305 00:15:06,438 --> 00:15:10,209 Okay, well, that needs to happen. 306 00:15:11,143 --> 00:15:12,244 JOHNNY: You see this, people? 307 00:15:13,812 --> 00:15:16,815 Inspiration doesn't follow a schedule. 308 00:15:16,882 --> 00:15:19,685 When it shows up, you better follow it! 309 00:15:21,153 --> 00:15:23,088 Otherwise, who are the zombies? 310 00:15:23,122 --> 00:15:24,723 We are! 311 00:15:29,561 --> 00:15:32,665 Yo. You find the tool belt people and you build, build, build. 312 00:15:32,731 --> 00:15:34,934 Everyone else, top of the finale! Thank you. 313 00:15:34,967 --> 00:15:36,068 Yes! 314 00:15:36,735 --> 00:15:38,504 Congratulations. 315 00:15:38,570 --> 00:15:39,672 (WHISPERING) I'm missing a zombie. 316 00:15:45,277 --> 00:15:47,413 (BASKETBALL BOUNCING) 317 00:16:00,359 --> 00:16:01,860 So how'd you find me? 318 00:16:04,029 --> 00:16:05,097 Um... 319 00:16:06,865 --> 00:16:09,034 You know, I'm an investigative reporter. 320 00:16:10,135 --> 00:16:11,370 (EXHALES) 321 00:16:11,403 --> 00:16:14,340 And you said you were staying at the Y, so... 322 00:16:16,442 --> 00:16:17,643 So what do you want? 323 00:16:18,911 --> 00:16:21,046 I don't know. I... 324 00:16:23,282 --> 00:16:25,384 Well, yeah, I do. I-I-I just... 325 00:16:27,219 --> 00:16:28,921 I wanted to say, uh, 326 00:16:28,954 --> 00:16:30,022 thanks. 327 00:16:30,055 --> 00:16:31,557 For being a bastard? 328 00:16:31,623 --> 00:16:33,826 No, not-not for that part. Uh... 329 00:16:34,793 --> 00:16:39,031 That part is yours to live with, 330 00:16:39,064 --> 00:16:41,233 you know, like I have to... I have to live with this. 331 00:16:42,901 --> 00:16:44,036 Yeah. 332 00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:47,773 Man... 333 00:16:49,708 --> 00:16:53,979 Why didn't you just pick up the phone and call me? 334 00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:55,381 This happened to both of us. 335 00:16:55,414 --> 00:16:56,582 I don't know. 336 00:16:58,384 --> 00:17:00,386 I mean, I was just waiting for the right time. 337 00:17:05,224 --> 00:17:06,792 And then it was too late. 338 00:17:27,446 --> 00:17:28,480 Shoot. 339 00:17:34,253 --> 00:17:35,554 He scores! 340 00:17:35,587 --> 00:17:37,456 (LAUGHING) 341 00:17:37,523 --> 00:17:38,791 You still got game. 342 00:17:42,628 --> 00:17:46,031 ♪ They say every man must fall 343 00:17:49,268 --> 00:17:54,773 ♪ Yet I swear I see my reflection 344 00:17:56,542 --> 00:17:59,645 ♪ Some place so high above this wall 345 00:18:00,245 --> 00:18:01,246 Hey. 346 00:18:01,613 --> 00:18:02,614 Hey! 347 00:18:03,949 --> 00:18:05,317 Oh, my God! 348 00:18:05,384 --> 00:18:07,052 Yeah. It's better than the model, huh? 349 00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:08,387 Huh! 350 00:18:08,420 --> 00:18:10,789 Oh, this is Elizabeth's moon? It's so cool. 351 00:18:10,823 --> 00:18:11,990 (CHUCKLES) 352 00:18:12,958 --> 00:18:14,460 Freaky trees. 353 00:18:14,493 --> 00:18:16,228 Oh, yeah, but the branches need to be higher. 354 00:18:16,261 --> 00:18:18,263 I gotta go get a ladder. Okay. 355 00:18:18,297 --> 00:18:20,165 You know, I was talking to some crew guys about schools. 356 00:18:20,232 --> 00:18:23,402 We totally forgot about Canada. 357 00:18:23,435 --> 00:18:26,572 That's colder than Vermont. Plus the money's way different. 358 00:18:27,239 --> 00:18:28,707 I'll keep thinking. 359 00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:30,242 Me, too. See you later. 360 00:18:44,490 --> 00:18:46,492 Pretty nifty set, huh, Joan? 361 00:18:47,993 --> 00:18:51,296 Ha! Not even God can bring back the word "nifty." 362 00:18:51,330 --> 00:18:53,165 Don't tempt me. (CHUCKLES) 363 00:18:53,198 --> 00:18:56,034 So this is about Adam building sets so we can be together in college, right? 364 00:18:56,101 --> 00:19:00,539 I mean, I know it's never that direct, but it's sort of about that, right? 365 00:19:00,606 --> 00:19:03,442 Right. It's never that direct. 366 00:19:03,475 --> 00:19:06,145 One action always has a chorus of consequences. 367 00:19:06,178 --> 00:19:08,280 (KIDS GROWLING LIKE ZOMBIES) 368 00:19:09,915 --> 00:19:11,550 Okay! (CLEARS THROAT) 369 00:19:11,617 --> 00:19:15,187 So, it's about more than me and Adam. 370 00:19:15,220 --> 00:19:16,755 Hard to believe, I know. 371 00:19:17,956 --> 00:19:20,726 Don't you just love the theater? 372 00:19:20,759 --> 00:19:24,396 People finding joy in creating whole new worlds? 373 00:19:24,429 --> 00:19:26,498 I couldn't keep that one to myself. 374 00:19:26,532 --> 00:19:29,868 Can we just swing back to me for a minute here? Thanks. 375 00:19:29,902 --> 00:19:32,271 This "chorus of consequences." 376 00:19:32,337 --> 00:19:35,741 Can I have a few details? Because I'm trying to stay on track. 377 00:19:35,774 --> 00:19:36,808 (CLEARS THROAT) 378 00:19:37,409 --> 00:19:38,710 You're on track. 379 00:19:39,578 --> 00:19:41,346 Just stay open. 380 00:19:41,380 --> 00:19:42,748 You'll know your moment when it comes. 381 00:19:44,483 --> 00:19:46,418 (MUSIC PLAYING) 382 00:19:58,297 --> 00:20:00,866 ♪ Don't you know I love you so? 383 00:20:00,899 --> 00:20:03,268 ♪ I'll be yours forever 384 00:20:03,302 --> 00:20:07,339 ♪ If you let me eat your brain ♪ 385 00:20:07,372 --> 00:20:11,510 So, uh, your freak-show brother and Glynis, what were they like together? 386 00:20:11,543 --> 00:20:13,178 Kind of in the middle of something here, Polk. 387 00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:16,715 Because before, I could make myself miserable all on my own. 388 00:20:16,782 --> 00:20:19,384 Now, they make me miserable. I have a problem with that. 389 00:20:19,418 --> 00:20:20,953 You're not gonna stop, are you? 390 00:20:20,986 --> 00:20:22,854 Every time he and Glynis talk science, 391 00:20:22,888 --> 00:20:27,025 it's like he-he-he acts like Captain Kirk getting it on with a hot alien. 392 00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:29,027 That is gross on so many levels. 393 00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:30,362 Tell me about it. 394 00:20:31,396 --> 00:20:33,432 Nothing makes sense, dude. 395 00:20:33,498 --> 00:20:38,070 The inside of my head is like some gross stew the cafeteria wouldn't even serve. 396 00:20:38,103 --> 00:20:40,138 You're jealous. 397 00:20:40,172 --> 00:20:43,408 It happens to everybody. Othello, the green-eyed monster. Remember? 398 00:20:43,475 --> 00:20:46,645 Yeah, well, I hate it. It's like I'm a girl. 399 00:20:51,049 --> 00:20:52,584 (MUSIC STOPS) 400 00:20:53,552 --> 00:20:55,254 Fantastic. 401 00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:56,688 Aren't we all thrilled? 402 00:20:56,722 --> 00:20:58,323 ALL: Yes! 403 00:20:58,357 --> 00:20:59,591 I think this sucks. 404 00:20:59,625 --> 00:21:00,726 Excuse me? 405 00:21:01,994 --> 00:21:03,128 (GUFFAWS) 406 00:21:04,363 --> 00:21:06,098 (WHISPERING) She's kidding. Well, 407 00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:08,734 you got a girl up there 408 00:21:08,767 --> 00:21:11,303 singing about how she wants her boyfriend to eat her brains. 409 00:21:11,370 --> 00:21:12,671 Not in my world. 410 00:21:12,704 --> 00:21:14,239 What happens in your world? 411 00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:16,441 I'm not trying to rewrite your show, dude. 412 00:21:16,508 --> 00:21:19,177 No, please. Go ahead. 413 00:21:19,711 --> 00:21:21,046 Oh, God. 414 00:21:21,079 --> 00:21:23,849 Well, the zombies represent the oppressed, right? 415 00:21:23,882 --> 00:21:26,918 So they should rise up and demand equal rights from the living. 416 00:21:27,753 --> 00:21:29,288 A zombie rebellion? 417 00:21:29,321 --> 00:21:30,789 Totally. 418 00:21:30,856 --> 00:21:33,158 And if Suzy there really did have a brain, 419 00:21:33,225 --> 00:21:36,228 she'd join with the people who need her as they defeat the forces of tyranny. 420 00:21:36,261 --> 00:21:38,430 That would be something to sing about. 421 00:21:38,463 --> 00:21:40,832 (PEOPLE MURMURING) 422 00:21:47,639 --> 00:21:48,640 It's brilliant. 423 00:21:49,741 --> 00:21:50,809 Let's do it. 424 00:21:50,876 --> 00:21:53,812 Zombie Uprising. There's your song title. 425 00:21:53,879 --> 00:21:55,180 (DISSONANT NOTES SOUNDING) 426 00:21:55,247 --> 00:21:56,448 (ALL GROANING) 427 00:21:56,481 --> 00:21:58,383 Of course, you need a new queen. 428 00:21:58,417 --> 00:22:00,285 Why? I mean, I'm the queen. 429 00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:03,422 Eh. Prom queen. You need a real queen of the zombies 430 00:22:03,455 --> 00:22:05,390 who will rise up and lead the revolution. 431 00:22:05,424 --> 00:22:09,928 Yes. Yes. Yes, yes! You! 432 00:22:09,961 --> 00:22:11,296 Me? Yes. 433 00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:13,065 No. No. Yes. Yes. Yes, you're perfect. 434 00:22:13,098 --> 00:22:15,934 Oh, she's gonna rise up from the moon at the end 435 00:22:15,967 --> 00:22:18,270 and sing to her subjects about justice. 436 00:22:19,771 --> 00:22:21,606 Ooh! I want to be the military! 437 00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:24,543 Dude, you could fly in on a chopper. 438 00:22:24,576 --> 00:22:26,845 Wait! What just happened? What... 439 00:22:26,912 --> 00:22:29,614 My aunt is driving in from Indiana. 440 00:22:29,648 --> 00:22:34,019 Yeah. She's the lead. She should definitely be the queen. 441 00:22:34,086 --> 00:22:36,388 Ah! Take five, people, please. 442 00:22:36,455 --> 00:22:39,791 You. Choppers. Run with it. 443 00:22:39,825 --> 00:22:43,562 Carlamel, sweetie, don't you feel a new song coming on? 444 00:22:44,863 --> 00:22:46,298 What did you just do? 445 00:22:46,331 --> 00:22:48,467 I am still upset about the election. 446 00:22:48,500 --> 00:22:50,969 Adam! Huh? 447 00:22:51,002 --> 00:22:54,906 Can the moon rise from the depths of the earth? 448 00:22:56,174 --> 00:22:57,175 Yeah. 449 00:22:58,977 --> 00:23:01,880 JOHNNY: Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, it can. 450 00:23:01,913 --> 00:23:03,081 Oh, yeah! 451 00:23:03,148 --> 00:23:04,950 (JOHNNY LAUGHING) 452 00:23:07,853 --> 00:23:11,623 ♪ It's gonna be a nice day Nice y 453 00:23:13,925 --> 00:23:16,328 ♪ Whoa, oh, whoa ♪ 454 00:23:16,361 --> 00:23:18,130 What is your problem, Polk? 455 00:23:18,163 --> 00:23:19,231 What was that? 456 00:23:20,432 --> 00:23:22,734 How about you just get over yourself, okay? 457 00:23:22,801 --> 00:23:26,338 Everybody knows Luke adores you. I'm willing to work with you, 458 00:23:26,371 --> 00:23:28,607 and if anyone should have a problem here, it's me. 459 00:23:28,673 --> 00:23:32,711 So, you sulking and refusing to talk to Luke is just arrogance. 460 00:23:32,744 --> 00:23:34,546 Either that, or you actually believe 461 00:23:34,579 --> 00:23:36,181 that anything could happen between Luke and me, 462 00:23:36,214 --> 00:23:37,649 which couldn't be further from the truth, 463 00:23:37,682 --> 00:23:40,218 no matter how much I might fantasize. 464 00:23:40,252 --> 00:23:41,753 So why don't you do everyone a favor 465 00:23:41,820 --> 00:23:44,022 and take the giant stick out of your butt? 466 00:23:47,125 --> 00:23:49,694 You are way more intense than I ever knew. 467 00:23:52,030 --> 00:23:53,331 Here are the formulas you can work on 468 00:23:53,365 --> 00:23:55,567 if you can successfully remove that stick. 469 00:23:56,535 --> 00:23:58,036 Did he tell you to do this? 470 00:23:59,504 --> 00:24:02,240 You think I'd involve him in our business? 471 00:24:02,274 --> 00:24:04,443 Have some respect for me as a woman! 472 00:24:10,515 --> 00:24:13,051 (WILL HUMMING) 473 00:24:18,457 --> 00:24:21,092 You really know how to take a vacation. 474 00:24:21,126 --> 00:24:23,128 I'm just putting away all the stuff from the lawsuit. 475 00:24:23,195 --> 00:24:25,096 I don't want it near us anymore. 476 00:24:27,466 --> 00:24:28,867 (BREATHING NERVOUSLY) 477 00:24:28,900 --> 00:24:31,269 I saw Andy again. 478 00:24:31,303 --> 00:24:33,405 Well, what the hell is he trying to do? 479 00:24:33,438 --> 00:24:35,073 You know, I'll get a damn restraining order... 480 00:24:35,106 --> 00:24:37,876 No, no, no, Dad. I-I went to see him. 481 00:24:37,909 --> 00:24:39,878 He's, uh, he's staying at the Y. 482 00:24:40,912 --> 00:24:42,180 His parents kicked him out. 483 00:24:42,247 --> 00:24:44,616 Well, that's not your problem. 484 00:24:44,649 --> 00:24:46,618 You know, he pulled the plug on all this. 485 00:24:47,719 --> 00:24:49,254 I mean, he did the right thing. 486 00:24:49,287 --> 00:24:51,590 Oh, yeah? What about all he's been doing this past year? 487 00:24:51,623 --> 00:24:52,891 Stay away from him, Kevin. 488 00:24:52,924 --> 00:24:54,893 You can't trust someone like him, ever. 489 00:24:54,926 --> 00:24:57,829 But there's more between us than just this. 490 00:24:57,863 --> 00:25:01,600 No, there isn't. Not anymore. 491 00:25:01,633 --> 00:25:05,036 I've been around people like this my whole career. 492 00:25:05,103 --> 00:25:06,738 All you have is family. 493 00:25:07,772 --> 00:25:10,842 Family is all you can rely on. 494 00:25:10,909 --> 00:25:12,978 Doesn't that make the world pretty small? 495 00:25:15,981 --> 00:25:17,015 Yeah. 496 00:25:18,617 --> 00:25:19,718 It does. 497 00:25:22,120 --> 00:25:23,221 (EXHALES) 498 00:25:36,868 --> 00:25:38,136 (DOOR THUDDING) 499 00:25:41,172 --> 00:25:42,874 Don't be frustrated, Joan. 500 00:25:43,275 --> 00:25:45,210 Why not? 501 00:25:45,243 --> 00:25:47,379 Things are a little bit out of control, don't you think? 502 00:25:47,445 --> 00:25:49,347 From where you stand, it may seem that way. 503 00:25:49,381 --> 00:25:52,017 But from my viewpoint, everything's perfect. 504 00:25:52,050 --> 00:25:54,219 Have you seen Johnny Broadway? 505 00:25:54,286 --> 00:25:57,222 He's insane. Every day it's something new. It's chaos. 506 00:25:57,255 --> 00:25:58,490 (CHUCKLES) Yeah. 507 00:25:58,523 --> 00:26:00,492 You wanted me to join the chorus, so I did. 508 00:26:00,525 --> 00:26:02,861 But now I have a solo. I don't even want a solo. 509 00:26:02,894 --> 00:26:04,563 This is not what I signed up for. 510 00:26:04,596 --> 00:26:10,702 I know. Just when you get comfortable, bingo! A new surprise. 511 00:26:10,735 --> 00:26:12,203 Now you sound like Johnny Broadway. 512 00:26:12,237 --> 00:26:15,073 Look, I was just trying to do the right thing. I was. 513 00:26:15,106 --> 00:26:17,876 But everything just seems so random. 514 00:26:17,909 --> 00:26:19,511 And you wanna know what it all means. 515 00:26:19,544 --> 00:26:22,013 Yes! Thank you. I do. 516 00:26:22,047 --> 00:26:23,415 Then I'd learn the song. 517 00:26:24,349 --> 00:26:25,584 That's it? 518 00:26:25,650 --> 00:26:27,185 Of course not. 519 00:26:27,218 --> 00:26:30,589 I'm a kind and benevolent god, remember? 520 00:26:30,622 --> 00:26:33,258 So I'll open the door for you. Stand back. 521 00:26:41,566 --> 00:26:42,734 (CHUCKLING) 522 00:26:43,602 --> 00:26:45,270 So now you do magic? 523 00:26:45,303 --> 00:26:47,372 Nah. Just having a little fun. 524 00:26:47,405 --> 00:26:48,907 (KEYS JINGLING) 525 00:26:48,940 --> 00:26:50,575 Best way to open doors. 526 00:27:00,819 --> 00:27:02,187 Eat lead, zombies. 527 00:27:03,021 --> 00:27:04,255 Eat lead, zombies. 528 00:27:04,289 --> 00:27:06,157 Loving the trees. Thanks. 529 00:27:07,325 --> 00:27:09,160 (REHEARSING SOFTLY) 530 00:27:12,430 --> 00:27:13,465 Hey. 531 00:27:13,498 --> 00:27:14,532 Hey. 532 00:27:14,566 --> 00:27:15,800 Do you wanna learn your song with me? 533 00:27:15,834 --> 00:27:17,402 I'm totally going to forget the words. 534 00:27:17,469 --> 00:27:19,170 ELIZABETH: You have to visualize it 535 00:27:22,173 --> 00:27:23,708 written in the lights. 536 00:27:24,809 --> 00:27:27,479 So instead of looking at the audience, 537 00:27:27,512 --> 00:27:30,515 you pretend that you're reading it, up there. 538 00:27:32,183 --> 00:27:34,119 Like it was written just for you. 539 00:27:35,887 --> 00:27:38,056 Because it is the best song. 540 00:27:38,123 --> 00:27:40,258 Elizabeth, I didn't want this. 541 00:27:40,325 --> 00:27:41,292 It's okay. 542 00:27:42,227 --> 00:27:44,162 It's okay. 543 00:27:44,195 --> 00:27:48,099 My therapist says that with a voice like mine, I need to work on humility. 544 00:27:51,770 --> 00:27:52,804 Break a leg. 545 00:27:54,572 --> 00:27:55,974 That's just a saying. 546 00:27:56,007 --> 00:27:57,208 Mmm-hmm. 547 00:27:58,243 --> 00:28:00,812 (PEOPLE CHATTERING) 548 00:28:00,845 --> 00:28:03,915 MAN ON PA: Curtain in ten minutes. Please take your seats. 549 00:28:07,652 --> 00:28:11,256 LUKE: Joan in a zombie costume. Dreams can come true. 550 00:28:11,322 --> 00:28:13,358 GLYNIS: I wanted to be a zombie for Halloween once. 551 00:28:13,391 --> 00:28:16,394 My mom made me go as the little mermaid. Hmm, typical. 552 00:28:16,461 --> 00:28:19,197 From the undead to an objectified corporate icon. 553 00:28:19,230 --> 00:28:21,466 Grace? Correct. 554 00:28:21,533 --> 00:28:23,968 Uh, did the formulas. 555 00:28:24,035 --> 00:28:27,439 Did you ever participate in the commercialization of the former pagan ritual? 556 00:28:27,505 --> 00:28:29,441 Figliola, way to get radical. 557 00:28:30,275 --> 00:28:31,576 What? Does this mean... 558 00:28:31,609 --> 00:28:34,345 Don't push it, dude. It's an organic process. 559 00:28:34,379 --> 00:28:36,081 Yeah, "dude." 560 00:28:37,515 --> 00:28:38,950 (SCOFFS) 561 00:28:38,983 --> 00:28:42,587 All right, kids. Circle the wagons. Circle the wagons. 562 00:28:42,620 --> 00:28:45,523 Your moon's ready. Your set's really awesome. 563 00:28:45,557 --> 00:28:48,560 JOHNNY: Circle the wagons, kids. Circle the wagons. 564 00:28:48,593 --> 00:28:52,197 Okay. Okay. Okay. 565 00:28:52,230 --> 00:28:54,799 Trust. Spontaneity. 566 00:28:55,300 --> 00:28:58,937 Love. Volume! 567 00:28:58,970 --> 00:29:00,405 What else is there? 568 00:29:01,039 --> 00:29:02,273 Carpe show-'em! 569 00:29:02,307 --> 00:29:04,409 ALL: Carpe show-'em! 570 00:29:04,442 --> 00:29:05,744 (ALL CHEERING) 571 00:29:09,614 --> 00:29:12,584 Remember, it's just a school play. No crying. 572 00:29:12,617 --> 00:29:14,119 That was one time. 573 00:29:14,152 --> 00:29:16,821 And she was dressed like a daisy. I couldn't help it. 574 00:29:19,090 --> 00:29:20,625 (AUDIENCE CLAPPING) 575 00:29:20,658 --> 00:29:22,727 (PIANO PLAYING) 576 00:29:35,707 --> 00:29:39,444 ♪ Graduation's almost here 577 00:29:39,477 --> 00:29:43,047 ♪ Will our love just disappear? 578 00:29:43,114 --> 00:29:45,116 (CRACKING) ♪s r 579 00:29:45,150 --> 00:29:46,651 (PEOPLE LAUGHING) 580 00:29:46,684 --> 00:29:50,488 ♪ If you let me have your heart 581 00:29:50,522 --> 00:29:54,058 Gosh, Danny, can you believe it? Soon, you'll be off to college forever! 582 00:29:54,125 --> 00:29:55,493 (GROWLING) Let's go! 583 00:29:55,527 --> 00:29:58,062 Dead eyes! Zombie hands! Make magic! 584 00:29:59,430 --> 00:30:01,232 (REHEARSING SOFTLY) ♪ Stop your fighting 585 00:30:01,299 --> 00:30:03,368 ♪ End this war... ♪ FREIDMAN: No, wait. No... 586 00:30:03,434 --> 00:30:06,437 No, Tuffy. Not down, up. 587 00:30:08,473 --> 00:30:09,674 (EXCLAIMS) 588 00:30:09,707 --> 00:30:13,044 BOTH: ♪ ...forever in my heart ♪ 589 00:30:13,111 --> 00:30:14,112 FREIDMAN: Whoa! 590 00:30:15,180 --> 00:30:17,048 (AUDIENCE LAUGHING) 591 00:30:17,115 --> 00:30:18,349 Ah! What are you doing? 592 00:30:18,383 --> 00:30:20,652 Maybe I'll cry this time. 593 00:30:20,685 --> 00:30:22,153 JOHNNY: (HISSING) Get off the stage. 594 00:30:22,187 --> 00:30:23,421 I'm looking for my unit. 595 00:30:23,488 --> 00:30:24,956 (AUDIENCE LAUGHING) Get off the stage! 596 00:30:24,989 --> 00:30:26,691 There they are. I found them. 597 00:30:26,724 --> 00:30:29,494 (AUDIENCE LAUGHING) 598 00:30:29,527 --> 00:30:32,297 Do something! I don't have to. They're loving it. 599 00:30:34,599 --> 00:30:36,000 He's psycho. 600 00:30:36,034 --> 00:30:37,635 You are an inexperienced buffoon, Tuffy. 601 00:30:37,669 --> 00:30:39,671 You're an idiot and a... What? 602 00:30:39,704 --> 00:30:41,573 (GROANING) 603 00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:46,678 (ZOMBIES SINGING) 604 00:30:46,711 --> 00:30:48,346 Will this affect my grade? 605 00:30:50,648 --> 00:30:55,153 Nothing good can come out of bad science, I'm afraid. 606 00:30:55,186 --> 00:30:57,522 CHORUS: ♪ Bad science Bad science 607 00:30:57,555 --> 00:30:59,424 ♪ Don't let your brain go to waste 608 00:30:59,490 --> 00:31:01,125 ♪ 'Cause the mind is a wonderful thing 609 00:31:01,192 --> 00:31:05,096 ♪ To taste, taste Taste, taste 610 00:31:05,163 --> 00:31:06,231 ♪ Science! ♪ 611 00:31:08,132 --> 00:31:09,567 (EXCLAIMS) 612 00:31:09,601 --> 00:31:10,668 BOY 1: Look out! 613 00:31:10,702 --> 00:31:11,803 (CRASHING) BOY 2: Ow! 614 00:31:11,870 --> 00:31:13,504 (AUDIENCE GROANING) 615 00:31:15,773 --> 00:31:18,643 Adam! Adam! Adam! 616 00:31:18,710 --> 00:31:20,778 Flickering. Why are the tombstones flickering? 617 00:31:20,845 --> 00:31:24,349 Uh, in the model they worked perfectly. I don't... 618 00:31:24,382 --> 00:31:27,886 BOY: ♪ If you let me eat your brain 619 00:31:27,919 --> 00:31:32,590 CHORUS: ♪ He'll be yours forever n 620 00:31:34,259 --> 00:31:36,261 GIRL: ♪ Danny, boy, take me now... ♪ 621 00:31:36,294 --> 00:31:37,428 (ZAPPING) 622 00:31:37,462 --> 00:31:39,197 (ALL EXCLAIMING) 623 00:31:41,165 --> 00:31:42,767 (SINGING CONTINUES) 624 00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:43,968 (EXCLAIMING) 625 00:31:45,436 --> 00:31:47,105 (GROANING) 626 00:31:55,780 --> 00:31:56,915 (ZAPPING) Oh! 627 00:31:59,250 --> 00:32:00,485 (EXCLAIMING) 628 00:32:00,919 --> 00:32:02,253 Stop this! 629 00:32:02,287 --> 00:32:03,788 (PEOPLE COUGHING) 630 00:32:03,821 --> 00:32:05,623 And miss what happens next? 631 00:32:14,699 --> 00:32:16,167 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 632 00:32:18,503 --> 00:32:20,405 (SHOUTING) 633 00:32:22,040 --> 00:32:23,308 (PEOPLE CHATTERING) 634 00:32:23,341 --> 00:32:25,276 BOY: Wait! Don't let him take you! 635 00:32:27,011 --> 00:32:29,047 (AUDIENCE LAUGHING) 636 00:32:29,080 --> 00:32:31,649 Cue the rise of the queen. 637 00:32:31,683 --> 00:32:33,685 Are you crazy? Everything's falling apart. 638 00:32:33,718 --> 00:32:35,253 I know. Come on. 639 00:32:36,821 --> 00:32:39,857 I know it all seems so random to you. 640 00:32:39,924 --> 00:32:42,360 But you want to know what it all means, don't you? 641 00:32:45,496 --> 00:32:47,465 Johnny Godway? 642 00:32:47,498 --> 00:32:48,800 I can still surprise you. 643 00:32:48,833 --> 00:32:50,134 (GROANS) 644 00:32:50,168 --> 00:32:52,937 Oh, it's cute. Come on. Come on, Joan. Come on. 645 00:32:54,639 --> 00:32:57,542 This is your moment. Go with it. 646 00:32:57,608 --> 00:33:00,845 (ACOUSTIC GUITAR PLAYING) 647 00:33:00,878 --> 00:33:03,715 BOY: I can't hold this! I can't hold it! 648 00:33:03,748 --> 00:33:05,016 Rise of the Queen. 649 00:33:05,049 --> 00:33:06,351 (CRACKING) 650 00:33:06,384 --> 00:33:07,852 (ALL EXCLAIMING) 651 00:33:07,885 --> 00:33:09,821 Anarchy lives. 652 00:33:10,588 --> 00:33:12,056 Wait! Stop! 653 00:33:12,790 --> 00:33:15,660 (PIANO PLAYING) 654 00:33:15,693 --> 00:33:18,196 Who is that magical creature? 655 00:33:19,197 --> 00:33:22,533 JOAN: ♪ Stop your fighting 656 00:33:22,567 --> 00:33:26,004 ♪ End this war 657 00:33:27,472 --> 00:33:33,277 ♪ Look upon your friends 658 00:33:33,344 --> 00:33:38,383 ♪ Don't you know the reason why 659 00:33:38,416 --> 00:33:42,720 ♪ You called us back again? 660 00:33:43,521 --> 00:33:46,591 ♪ Mmm-mmm-hmm... 661 00:33:46,657 --> 00:33:49,260 ♪ The night is long 662 00:33:49,327 --> 00:33:53,064 ♪ And getting longer 663 00:33:53,097 --> 00:33:59,704 ♪ There's darkness from above 664 00:33:59,737 --> 00:34:02,573 ♪ And hate is strong 665 00:34:02,607 --> 00:34:06,711 ♪ But love is stronger 666 00:34:06,744 --> 00:34:12,683 ♪ We are alive As long as we love 667 00:34:12,717 --> 00:34:20,091 ♪ For every moon must have its shadow 668 00:34:20,124 --> 00:34:25,096 ♪ Every noon its night 669 00:34:27,065 --> 00:34:31,736 ♪ When will you realize? 670 00:34:32,570 --> 00:34:35,940 ♪ We are your children 671 00:34:35,973 --> 00:34:42,046 ♪ Won't you let us share your light? 672 00:34:45,917 --> 00:34:49,320 ♪ We are your children 673 00:34:49,387 --> 00:34:54,859 ♪ Won't you let us share your light? 674 00:34:54,926 --> 00:34:58,830 (CHORUS SINGING) ♪ We are your n 675 00:35:00,264 --> 00:35:04,735 ♪ Let us share your light 676 00:35:06,804 --> 00:35:08,439 (MUSIC TEMPO PICKS UP) 677 00:35:08,940 --> 00:35:10,041 (EXCLAIMING) 678 00:35:16,514 --> 00:35:17,915 (INAUDIBLE) 679 00:35:19,584 --> 00:35:22,787 CHORUS: ♪ Ashes to ashes, dust t 680 00:35:22,820 --> 00:35:26,157 ♪ When will you see we're made o? 681 00:35:26,190 --> 00:35:29,460 ♪ We are not flesh We are not blood 682 00:35:29,494 --> 00:35:31,729 ♪ Why can't you see 683 00:35:31,796 --> 00:35:35,066 ♪ We are love 684 00:35:35,133 --> 00:35:37,602 ♪ We are love 685 00:35:37,635 --> 00:35:39,070 CHORUS: ♪ We are light 686 00:35:39,137 --> 00:35:45,376 ALL: ♪ Let us share your light ♪ 687 00:35:46,544 --> 00:35:48,546 (ALL CHEERING) 688 00:35:48,613 --> 00:35:50,882 (CRASHING) 689 00:35:52,283 --> 00:35:53,518 (PEOPLE CHATTERING) 690 00:35:53,551 --> 00:35:54,552 Adam! 691 00:35:55,786 --> 00:35:56,954 Adam! 692 00:36:03,294 --> 00:36:04,462 Joanie! 693 00:36:05,329 --> 00:36:07,732 You were... Oh, come here. 694 00:36:07,798 --> 00:36:08,900 Ooh! 695 00:36:09,700 --> 00:36:11,669 All right, thanks. 696 00:36:11,702 --> 00:36:14,405 Carl told me he never thought he could write a song that beautiful. 697 00:36:14,472 --> 00:36:16,541 Even I got a little tear. You made it wonderful. 698 00:36:16,574 --> 00:36:18,009 Thank you. 699 00:36:18,042 --> 00:36:20,077 Thank you. Thanks. 700 00:36:20,111 --> 00:36:22,480 But it was a total disaster. 701 00:36:22,513 --> 00:36:25,349 Nothing of value comes without a little struggle. 702 00:36:25,383 --> 00:36:27,285 Some of the most beautiful flowers in the world 703 00:36:27,351 --> 00:36:29,253 only grow after a forest fire. 704 00:36:29,320 --> 00:36:32,423 Literally out of the ashes, they blanket the ground with color. 705 00:36:32,490 --> 00:36:34,926 Yeah, but you could make that happen without the fire. 706 00:36:34,959 --> 00:36:37,195 People would like you more. 707 00:36:37,228 --> 00:36:39,197 They'd just find something else to blame me for. 708 00:36:40,431 --> 00:36:42,433 You can't control everything, Joan. 709 00:36:42,466 --> 00:36:46,437 Turmoil, conflict, chaos, this is part of life. 710 00:36:46,470 --> 00:36:48,072 Look at any playground. 711 00:36:48,105 --> 00:36:50,875 The screaming, the laughter, the tears. 712 00:36:50,908 --> 00:36:55,446 Out of that mayhem comes relationships, and love, 713 00:36:55,513 --> 00:36:58,783 and the simple joy of being surprised by life. 714 00:37:01,953 --> 00:37:03,521 So more surprises? 715 00:37:03,554 --> 00:37:05,223 Oh, yeah. 716 00:37:05,256 --> 00:37:07,558 There's always more surprises. Yeah. 717 00:37:07,592 --> 00:37:09,694 Jane. Hey. Hi. 718 00:37:09,727 --> 00:37:11,796 It was all falling apart. I know. I saw it. 719 00:37:11,829 --> 00:37:14,999 And then it was burning and then, I know, it got foggy, 720 00:37:15,032 --> 00:37:17,635 but then when, you know, you sang that song, 721 00:37:17,702 --> 00:37:19,503 Jane, that amazing song... 722 00:37:25,376 --> 00:37:27,578 You know what would be the perfect school for us? 723 00:37:27,612 --> 00:37:29,747 North Carolina School of the Arts. Okay? 724 00:37:29,780 --> 00:37:32,783 You know, you-you can sing, and I'll do art, and... 725 00:37:34,819 --> 00:37:35,820 What? 726 00:37:37,755 --> 00:37:39,457 I don't know if I want to sing. 727 00:37:40,458 --> 00:37:42,493 Oh. O-O-Okay. 728 00:37:42,560 --> 00:37:44,462 I mean, if you wanna go there... 729 00:37:44,495 --> 00:37:47,431 No, no, no, no, no, no. You know, we're picking a place together. 730 00:37:47,465 --> 00:37:49,967 Adam. 731 00:37:50,001 --> 00:37:53,037 Are you really gonna be happy if you don't go where you want because of me? 732 00:37:57,341 --> 00:38:00,144 We wanna control this because we love each other, 733 00:38:00,177 --> 00:38:03,381 but that's... That's exactly why we shouldn't. 734 00:38:05,950 --> 00:38:07,852 But if we go to separate places... 735 00:38:07,885 --> 00:38:10,454 I know. We won't know how things turn out. 736 00:38:11,722 --> 00:38:13,157 Just like tonight, but... 737 00:38:14,892 --> 00:38:16,427 Tonight turned out to be pretty amazing. 738 00:38:20,264 --> 00:38:23,034 I want that for you. Don't you want that for me? 739 00:38:23,367 --> 00:38:24,502 Yeah. 740 00:38:28,472 --> 00:38:29,507 It's scary. 741 00:38:29,540 --> 00:38:30,875 I know. 742 00:38:32,710 --> 00:38:35,112 You know I could never get into Berkeley. 743 00:38:36,847 --> 00:38:38,849 And California is just 744 00:38:40,117 --> 00:38:41,819 way too Beach Boys for me. 745 00:38:46,524 --> 00:38:47,725 You might like it. 746 00:38:47,792 --> 00:38:49,160 I'll visit. 747 00:38:56,100 --> 00:38:57,902 JOAN: Weren't Adam's sets amazing? 748 00:38:59,203 --> 00:39:01,238 When they weren't falling down? 749 00:39:01,305 --> 00:39:04,575 They were magnificent because he has such a good teacher. 750 00:39:04,642 --> 00:39:06,077 Halfway through, I thought they should've had 751 00:39:06,143 --> 00:39:08,145 paramedics standing by. (CHUCKLING) Yeah. 752 00:39:08,179 --> 00:39:10,448 God. It was like watching Fear Factor. 753 00:39:10,514 --> 00:39:11,682 And I was losing. 754 00:39:12,883 --> 00:39:14,952 No. You didn't lose. 755 00:39:19,056 --> 00:39:20,057 I, uh, 756 00:39:21,192 --> 00:39:23,094 took some time off this week, you know, 757 00:39:24,228 --> 00:39:25,730 to try and clear my head. 758 00:39:27,898 --> 00:39:30,501 (SIGHS) Because I was starting to think 759 00:39:31,602 --> 00:39:33,738 nothing was gonna feel right again. 760 00:39:38,609 --> 00:39:42,346 But seeing you up there... 761 00:39:44,315 --> 00:39:46,083 I don't know. 762 00:39:46,117 --> 00:39:49,854 When that light hit you and everything else disappeared, 763 00:39:53,791 --> 00:39:55,659 I started to believe again. 764 00:39:59,230 --> 00:40:00,931 I don't know what I'm saying. 765 00:40:02,032 --> 00:40:03,334 It was just... 766 00:40:05,302 --> 00:40:06,303 Thank you. 767 00:40:10,074 --> 00:40:13,411 Dude, you missed like the greatest show on Earth. 768 00:40:13,444 --> 00:40:15,713 (SIGHS) I'm sorry. I tried. 769 00:40:15,746 --> 00:40:17,014 HELEN: You should've seen Joan. 770 00:40:17,047 --> 00:40:18,082 Where were you? 771 00:40:18,983 --> 00:40:20,251 Uh... 772 00:40:21,352 --> 00:40:24,288 Things came up. I lost track of time. 773 00:40:25,589 --> 00:40:26,724 Andy? 774 00:40:26,757 --> 00:40:27,925 Uh... 775 00:40:30,060 --> 00:40:32,663 I-I called to see how he was doing. 776 00:40:34,265 --> 00:40:35,699 And we went out to talk. 777 00:40:36,834 --> 00:40:39,069 I mean, I know he screwed up, but... 778 00:40:39,637 --> 00:40:40,905 He still at the Y? 779 00:40:41,305 --> 00:40:42,306 Yeah. 780 00:40:43,941 --> 00:40:45,242 You should, um, 781 00:40:46,410 --> 00:40:47,611 have him stay here. 782 00:40:50,014 --> 00:40:51,982 (EXHALES) 783 00:40:52,016 --> 00:40:53,918 It'll be more comfortable. You know, until he figures out what he's gonna do. 784 00:41:00,791 --> 00:41:03,594 Hey, have some ice cream, huh? Before I eat it all. 785 00:41:07,631 --> 00:41:10,601 Kev, the whole set imploded. 786 00:41:10,634 --> 00:41:12,369 What? What-What do you mean? 787 00:41:12,436 --> 00:41:14,104 HELEN: And Freidman dropped from the sky 788 00:41:14,138 --> 00:41:16,040 and clocked Elizabeth Goetzman. 789 00:41:16,106 --> 00:41:18,476 LUKE: No. You see, he just, like, fell from... Like, he wasn't supposed to. 790 00:41:18,509 --> 00:41:19,710 (MOUTHING) 791 00:41:20,744 --> 00:41:22,146 (CHATTERING) 792 00:41:22,179 --> 00:41:24,081 Adam came out with a fire extinguisher. 793 00:41:24,148 --> 00:41:27,384 Adam had a zombie mask... Pretended to be a zombie... 794 00:41:27,451 --> 00:41:30,054 ♪ Any day now 795 00:41:30,888 --> 00:41:33,190 ♪ Any day now 796 00:41:34,358 --> 00:41:37,995 ♪ I shall be released ♪ 57720

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