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(JOAN SIGHING)
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"In light of the tragic death
of Judith Montgomery,
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"grief counseling will be
offered to all students
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"by Stuart Dingle, MSW.
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"And don't forget
Friday is Spirit Day.
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"Wear blue.
Support the Eagles"?
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How lame is this?
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Yeah. Like eagles
are ever blue.
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I mean,
grief counseling?
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The school
has to do it.
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They're covering their asses
in a litigious society.
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Someone could freak out
and sue the school.
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Oh, and Dingle's gonna
calm them down?
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That comb-over alone
could trigger a mass suicide.
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Well, talking about it
might help.
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Hey, I'm the brainchild
of Dr. Dan, remember?
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Sitting in a room
and crying with Dingle
is not gonna help.
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You show me someone
with the answers
and I'm there. But this...
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So Saturday, uh...
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I have this thing
on Saturday with,
uh, food and crap,
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and you guys can come
if you want to,
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but you don't have to,
I don't care.
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Could you be
any less specific?
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It's my bat mitzvah,
okay?
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Do not start with me!
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The Jews have been
making kids do this
for thousands of years.
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You got problems,
ask Maimonides.
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And wipe that smirk
off your face, Rove.
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You know, you've been
puttin' it off for years.
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Are you really gonna
go through with it
this time?
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God! Do I look like
I wanna discuss this?
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ADAM: No.
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I ripped off
the baby pictures.
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My parents are sadists.
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I think we should go,
Jane.
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What, like we wouldn't go
to Grace's bat mitzvah?
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Well, no, to the
grief counseling thing.
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I mean-- I mean,
don't you think it would help
talking about it?
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You know?
I--I mean, I'm having trouble
coming to sense with it.
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Okay, look, I'm sorry
that I jumped all over you.
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It was just...
Talking about it
over and over like this
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just keeps it
too fresh in my mind.
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That's, um, kind of,
why it's just gonna
drive me crazy.
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I can't. I'm sorry.
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Sure.
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(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)
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Look, I... I have to go.
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I can't be late for French.
Gotta keep my D average.
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Hey, do you think
your grades are tanking
because...
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Please don't.
Just don't.
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Someone keeps
ripping these down.
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Oh, Snippy God.
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Well, I don't need
to go whine.
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Other people might.
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(SIGHING)
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Maybe you should have
a question-and-answer
session.
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Ask the Almighty.
I'd show up for that one.
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You wanna know why she died,
why it had to be Judith.
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Uh, yeah.
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You wanted me to live
in the present,
but you know what?
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Here in the present,
Judith's death is with me
all the time.
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I wish you could have seen
the baby picture, Joan.
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Adorable!
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She had these little
chubby cheeks.
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Could we focus?
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I'm always focused.
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Grace seems
a little scattered, though.
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You should help her
get through this.
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It--It's a Jewish thing,
okay?
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I'm not really
the point person for Jewish.
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Help her, Joan.
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Hey! What--What about Judith?
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(SIGHING)
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Hey, Grace, um...
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If you want any help
with your mitzvah thing...
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(EXCLAIMS) No!
Just stay out of my face.
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It's enough of a nightmare
as it is.
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♪ What if God was one of us?
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♪ Just a slob like one of us
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♪ Just a stranger on the bus
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♪ Trying to make his way home
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♪ Just trying
to make his way home
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♪ Just trying
to make his way home
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♪ Just trying
to make his way home ♪
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We know you didn't do it,
Ryan.
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All we want is a name
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or a description.
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I don't remember.
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What do you mean,
"I don't remember"?
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My client was traumatized.
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I was asking him.
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And he answered.
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The guy who sold you
the ecstasy...
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My client has never said
he bought drugs.
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Would you let me
talk to him?
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I'm just setting
the record straight here.
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She was your friend.
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You saw her get stabbed
seven times.
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Don't you want
the person who did that
to pay?
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I...
I asked you the question.
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I don't remember
what happened.
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Give me something, Ryan.
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Hair color, eye color.
She would have helped you.
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I think we're done.
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WILL: Could I have a second,
Counselor?
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Wait for me
downstairs.
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You know what
I'm up against here.
I'm just asking.
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I'm just protecting
my client, Will.
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If he incriminates himself...
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You think this is all about
busting that kid
for a couple of hits of X?
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Come on, Catherine.
You know me.
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I'm sorry,
but the kid is scared
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and it's what
his parents want.
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And what about
Judith's parents,
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knowing that the guy
who killed their daughter
is still out there?
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Will, I can't force
my client to...
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Let's cut the lawyer-speak
for a minute, okay?
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You're a parent.
You have a daughter...
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Don't go there.
...Judith's age.
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Same as my daughter.
Now, if it were my kid
or yours...
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Find another angle, Will.
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Your client
just left her there.
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I hope you get this guy.
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I really do.
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(SIGHING)
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Grace!
So, what can I do?
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Hmm?
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For your bat mitzvah.
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Nothing. I--I just want it
to come and go quickly
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like Hoobastank.
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Savor it, Marge.
I tell you,
when the hora starts,
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you're up in that chair...
Now, that's a rush.
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But don't crowd surf.
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The elderly
aren't prepared for it.
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Look, just come
to my stupid party
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and laugh at
the chocolate fountain,
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make fun of my relatives,
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and if you're good,
maybe we can make out
behind the DJ booth.
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(EXCLAIMS)
Sweet!
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BOTH: Shut up, Freidman.
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Look, you know,
I'm just sayin',
if you need anything, just...
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No, I--I'm serious.
Dude, please,
just leave me alone
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and no one gets hurt.
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You wanted someone
more emotionally complex.
Enjoy.
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Well, what'd you get her?
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Well, she told me
not to get her anything.
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I thought...
Well, I thought it was,
like, a religious thing.
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Rabbi Freidman
will guide the goyim.
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Hey.
Hey.
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They said
you'd be here.
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Another brush
with the law,
Miss Reinhart?
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(SCOFFS) Kind of.
I'm being deposed
by Andy's attorney.
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I have to talk
about what happened
the night of the accident.
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Oh, man, I'm sorry.
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No partygoer
left behind, huh?
Yeah.
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What should I say?
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Just tell them
what happened.
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But I remember...
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That you saw
how hammered he was
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and that I let him drive
anyway.
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It's not that simple, Kevin.
You know that.
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If I make a mistake...
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Things are hard enough
for you.
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You don't have to lie
for me, Beth. I'll be fine.
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(SIGHING)
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Grace.
I think it is so cool
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that you are having
this big party
and everything.
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Did you know
once I had a moonbounce
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when I was, like,
three years old,
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and this kid jumped,
like, eight feet
up in the air
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and came down on my arm?
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I was in a cast
for a month.
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You're babbling.
I'm just excited
about your mitzvah
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because it's gonna be
better than breaking
your arm,
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'cause I'm gonna help.
HELEN: Grace, Grace.
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I--I heard.
Congratulations.
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Or mazel tov.
Did I say it right?
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Like a native.
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So if there's anything
I can do...
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There isn't! I'm helping.
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Well, you might consider
making nicer friends.
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What is with you people?
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The Jews have survived
5,000 years of persecution,
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but we're finally
gonna get finished off
by the Girardis.
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Is something wrong?
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Yeah! You...
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You all wanna help.
You think I can't
get through this
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because of
the blatant materialism
of post-industrial society,
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which has totally corrupted
the bat mitzvah experience
beyond redemption.
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It seems like you might
have a few issues...
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I'm cool!
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Cool.
Cool.
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Do I need
to say "cool" again,
or are we finished?
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No, we're finished.
Cool.
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So what are you wearing?
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A dress.
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You're wearing a dress?
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Oh, nice smirk.
Thanks for the help.
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I wasn't smirking.
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(REPRESSING LAUGHTER)
I was...
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I had to sneeze.
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I'm thinking
10 shares of eBay.
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It's practical,
yet romantic.
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Are you insane?
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Why not? The Teitelbaums
gave me 10 shares
of Halliburton.
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Talk about the gift
that keeps on giving.
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I'm not giving
Grace stock.
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Ooh! You could give her
a bran muffin.
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Why would I do that?
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Oh, 'cause that's
what you got me
when we were going out,
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except you were low on cash
and I had to pay.
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Lingerie.
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For a bat mitzvah?
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Exactly. The lady
is becoming a woman.
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Am I not good?
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The muffin was a little stale.
I'm not bitter, though.
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Is a moped
too expensive?
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Dude, the Freidman
knows what to choose
for the chosen people!
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"In ancient times,
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"some tribes marked
the coming-of-age ceremony
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"by having the celebrant
kill, cook and eat
a large animal."
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I don't think
there's gonna be any hunting
at Grace's party.
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No.
She's having it catered.
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"Becoming a bat mitzvah
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"means that a young person
has become part
of the community
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"and shares
moral responsibilities
of an adult
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"and is now of age
to study the Torah."
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Wow. Grace is gonna
have a lot of homework.
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No wonder
she's flipping out.
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"Studying the Torah
is a gift,
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"as it is said to contain
all one needs to know
of life."
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That'd make things easy.
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(SCOFFS) Yeah.
Answers would be nice.
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Yeah.
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Jane,
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um,
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before the summer,
you know, uh,
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when you saw,
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y-you know, God...
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(CLEARS THROAT) Adam...
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I'm sorry.
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But if there's anything
you ever heard
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that could
make things clearer,
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you know, about death...
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(SCOFFS) It doesn't work
that way.
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I...
247
00:10:32,398 --> 00:10:34,200
It... I mean, it doesn't...
248
00:10:34,233 --> 00:10:36,502
I don't... I...
249
00:10:39,739 --> 00:10:42,141
I don't have
any answers, Adam.
250
00:10:42,208 --> 00:10:44,644
Look at me. Don't I look
like the kind of person
251
00:10:44,677 --> 00:10:46,312
who needs the answers
just as much as you do?
252
00:10:46,379 --> 00:10:48,347
Yeah. Sorry. I just...
253
00:10:48,414 --> 00:10:53,085
Well, please.
You promised me you wouldn't
bring this up anymore.
254
00:10:53,119 --> 00:10:55,021
Besides, we shouldn't be
talking about death.
255
00:10:55,087 --> 00:10:56,756
Grace is about to become
a woman,
256
00:10:56,789 --> 00:10:59,091
and she's gonna have
a lot of homework,
257
00:10:59,125 --> 00:11:01,394
and we just need to be
happy for her.
258
00:11:01,427 --> 00:11:05,431
Sure. Sure. Okay.
I didn't mean to...
259
00:11:05,464 --> 00:11:07,633
You know.
I'm sorry. I didn't...
260
00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:09,001
Come here.
261
00:11:10,970 --> 00:11:13,172
This is work-related,
I trust.
262
00:11:13,239 --> 00:11:16,342
Uh... Uh, yeah.
She was just recommending
a really good book.
263
00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:20,413
Grace! Shalom!
264
00:11:20,446 --> 00:11:22,848
I've just been reading
about bat mitzvahs!
You must be so stoked!
265
00:11:22,915 --> 00:11:24,417
Yeah, I'm tingling.
266
00:11:24,450 --> 00:11:26,619
Is anyone gonna buy anything?
267
00:11:26,652 --> 00:11:28,287
That was rhetorical,
right?
268
00:11:28,320 --> 00:11:30,856
Why can't you hang out
in an arcade
269
00:11:30,923 --> 00:11:32,858
like normal delinquents?
270
00:11:32,892 --> 00:11:34,060
(CLEARING THROAT)
271
00:11:34,093 --> 00:11:36,562
So anyway,
um, did you know
272
00:11:36,629 --> 00:11:41,200
that becoming a bat mitzvah
is also referred to
as being called to the Torah
273
00:11:41,267 --> 00:11:44,036
and that only recently
women were introduced
to the ceremony?
274
00:11:44,070 --> 00:11:45,638
Are you on a game show,
Girardi?
275
00:11:45,671 --> 00:11:47,840
Look, I don't know
why I agreed
276
00:11:47,873 --> 00:11:49,842
to wear a lame-ass dress
to this thing, but...
277
00:11:49,875 --> 00:11:51,010
Dress?
278
00:11:51,043 --> 00:11:53,379
You did not say that, Rove!
Okay.
279
00:11:53,446 --> 00:11:56,182
Anyway, the blade
is about to fall.
280
00:11:57,683 --> 00:12:00,519
So you have to come with me
to buy one.
281
00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:02,521
Tomorrow. After school.
282
00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:04,190
You need help?
283
00:12:04,223 --> 00:12:06,659
Hey, me in a dress?
It takes a village.
284
00:12:07,059 --> 00:12:08,127
Okay.
285
00:12:16,836 --> 00:12:19,672
but he just can't step up
and do the right thing.
286
00:12:19,705 --> 00:12:22,975
We offered to cut him a deal,
give him protection.
287
00:12:23,008 --> 00:12:26,011
But his lawyer,
a real low-life,
buttons him up.
288
00:12:26,045 --> 00:12:28,614
Well, that's her job,
I guess.
289
00:12:28,647 --> 00:12:31,083
Yeah, well, that's an excuse
I just can't hear anymore.
290
00:12:31,150 --> 00:12:34,754
Killer's back on the street
because his lawyer
did her job.
291
00:12:34,820 --> 00:12:37,790
A drug dealer buys a new car
because his lawyer's so good?
292
00:12:37,823 --> 00:12:41,393
Could we, uh, maybe talk
about anything else,
politics, even?
293
00:12:41,460 --> 00:12:44,330
Fran calls me every day
asking me if there's
any new information.
294
00:12:44,363 --> 00:12:46,599
I know it's out there,
and I can't give her
anything!
295
00:12:46,665 --> 00:12:48,200
(SIGHING)
296
00:12:48,234 --> 00:12:50,569
Lucy thinks
maybe I'm getting
too emotionally involved.
297
00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:52,872
Oh, well,
if Lucy thinks so.
298
00:12:52,938 --> 00:12:54,073
Helen.
299
00:12:55,708 --> 00:12:58,010
I'm sorry.
That was out of line.
300
00:13:08,187 --> 00:13:10,723
The whole concept of a dress
is a sexist symbol
301
00:13:10,756 --> 00:13:13,759
of thousands of years
of reducing women
to fetish objects.
302
00:13:13,826 --> 00:13:15,561
JOAN: This would look
so hot on you!
303
00:13:15,594 --> 00:13:17,096
Have you been
listening at all?
Yeah, yeah.
304
00:13:17,163 --> 00:13:19,398
Angry, angry, angry,
society, angry,
angry, politics.
305
00:13:19,431 --> 00:13:22,334
Here! Try this on.
306
00:13:22,368 --> 00:13:25,905
Look, Grace, this is
a once-in-a-lifetime thing,
you know,
307
00:13:25,938 --> 00:13:27,773
like a wedding.
308
00:13:27,840 --> 00:13:31,076
Except lots of people
do that more than once,
so it'll be even better.
309
00:13:31,110 --> 00:13:33,445
Guilt and pressure.
That is the only reasons
I'm here.
310
00:13:33,512 --> 00:13:36,015
No, that is not true.
311
00:13:36,048 --> 00:13:38,918
Look, you've never been afraid
to say no to anything before.
312
00:13:38,951 --> 00:13:41,487
You learned Hebrew,
all the prayers.
313
00:13:41,554 --> 00:13:43,689
This has to mean something
to you.
314
00:13:43,722 --> 00:13:45,758
Yeah, well,
it gets kind of diluted
315
00:13:45,791 --> 00:13:48,594
when you have to
spend three hours
trying to convince the DJ
316
00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:51,564
not to blow off a confetti can
when you walk into the party.
317
00:13:51,597 --> 00:13:54,200
Look.
Very Courtney Love, huh?
318
00:13:54,233 --> 00:13:57,403
What do you think?
Post-makeover,
pre-meltdown?
319
00:13:57,436 --> 00:13:58,771
(DOOR OPENING)
Here. Try it on.
320
00:13:58,804 --> 00:14:00,673
SARAH: Gracie!
321
00:14:00,739 --> 00:14:02,374
Grace!
Oh, my God.
322
00:14:07,079 --> 00:14:09,281
You must be Joan.
323
00:14:09,315 --> 00:14:11,283
I'm Sarah, Gracie's mom.
324
00:14:11,317 --> 00:14:13,786
She hides me because
I don't wear all black,
I think.
325
00:14:13,819 --> 00:14:15,588
I know I'm supposed
to leave you alone, honey,
326
00:14:15,621 --> 00:14:17,456
but you're not an adult
until Saturday,
327
00:14:17,489 --> 00:14:19,425
(GIGGLING)
so I'm still allowed.
328
00:14:19,458 --> 00:14:21,594
Take a breath, Mom.
Are you...
329
00:14:21,627 --> 00:14:22,928
I'm fine.
330
00:14:24,430 --> 00:14:27,099
It's so nice
to finally meet you.
331
00:14:27,132 --> 00:14:29,435
And you, too.
I was starting to think
332
00:14:29,468 --> 00:14:31,070
maybe Grace
didn't have a mother.
333
00:14:31,103 --> 00:14:34,373
(LAUGHS) I keep telling Grace
to bring her friends over.
334
00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:36,342
She finally
let your brother through.
335
00:14:36,408 --> 00:14:38,010
(WHISPERING)
He seems so nice,
336
00:14:38,043 --> 00:14:40,713
even though
I've just seen him leaving.
337
00:14:40,779 --> 00:14:42,114
Those are beautiful!
338
00:14:42,147 --> 00:14:43,515
Okay, Mom.
339
00:14:43,582 --> 00:14:45,117
I'm done.
Not another word.
340
00:14:45,150 --> 00:14:46,485
I'm gonna go
try these on.
341
00:14:46,518 --> 00:14:48,854
Here.
Let's see how it looks
342
00:14:49,622 --> 00:14:50,856
with this.
343
00:14:50,923 --> 00:14:52,825
What are you doing, Mom?
Grandma gave you that.
344
00:14:52,858 --> 00:14:55,294
And now it's your turn
to wear it.
345
00:14:57,029 --> 00:14:58,998
Oh, that is so sweet!
346
00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:01,433
I wanna be Jewish.
347
00:15:01,467 --> 00:15:03,736
♪ Hey, you
348
00:15:03,802 --> 00:15:06,138
♪ Once I got you figured out
349
00:15:06,171 --> 00:15:07,640
♪ You're always on the change
350
00:15:07,673 --> 00:15:09,208
♪ Got me so excited
351
00:15:09,275 --> 00:15:14,146
♪ Can't figure out
why the world♪
352
00:15:15,681 --> 00:15:17,983
I don't mean
to embarrass her.
353
00:15:18,017 --> 00:15:20,486
(LAUGHS) Oh!
Hey, you're a mom, right?
354
00:15:20,519 --> 00:15:23,656
♪ Can't figure out
why the world♪
355
00:15:23,689 --> 00:15:25,925
FREIDMAN: Okay,
this one's pretty nifty.
356
00:15:25,991 --> 00:15:28,994
It's got "Jerusalem"
embroidered on it,
matching kippah.
357
00:15:29,028 --> 00:15:30,162
Smokin' hot.
358
00:15:30,195 --> 00:15:31,630
People really give these?
359
00:15:31,664 --> 00:15:32,831
I got five.
360
00:15:32,865 --> 00:15:34,033
And you like them?
361
00:15:34,066 --> 00:15:36,535
Like them?
They're bar mitzvah presents.
362
00:15:36,568 --> 00:15:40,172
Nobody likes them.
They simply exist,
like Stonehenge.
363
00:15:40,205 --> 00:15:41,640
(SIGHING)
364
00:15:41,674 --> 00:15:45,010
Consider the candlestick,
a popular Shabbat favorite.
365
00:15:45,644 --> 00:15:46,845
Shabbat?
366
00:15:46,879 --> 00:15:49,248
Lighting of the candles,
Friday night...
367
00:15:49,315 --> 00:15:50,816
She doesn't do that.
368
00:15:50,849 --> 00:15:54,053
Then she can use it
to kill Colonel Mustard
in the library.
369
00:15:54,086 --> 00:15:57,222
Dude, you are so
over-thinking this.
370
00:15:57,256 --> 00:16:00,659
I--I just... I can't
give her some random thing,
you know?
371
00:16:00,693 --> 00:16:02,461
I should give her something
that when she looks at it,
372
00:16:02,528 --> 00:16:03,762
she thinks of me.
373
00:16:05,030 --> 00:16:07,466
Even when she's 90.
374
00:16:07,533 --> 00:16:09,068
There's always
the giant sea turtle.
375
00:16:09,835 --> 00:16:12,104
(WOMAN WHISTLING)
376
00:16:20,913 --> 00:16:23,882
Huh.
Can't the Almighty Creator
take a break?
377
00:16:23,916 --> 00:16:26,251
Come on.
Who's gonna yell at you?
378
00:16:26,285 --> 00:16:28,821
What could I say?
Lots to do, lots to do.
379
00:16:28,887 --> 00:16:30,622
Well, you don't have to
worry about me.
380
00:16:30,689 --> 00:16:32,758
'Cause I'm doing just great,
aren't I?
381
00:16:32,791 --> 00:16:35,094
I so helped Grace out
with her dress.
382
00:16:35,127 --> 00:16:37,763
She was gonna wear
this seriously nasty green
383
00:16:37,796 --> 00:16:39,298
that was totally wrong
for her skin tone.
384
00:16:39,365 --> 00:16:41,266
I am all over
this bat mitzvah thing.
385
00:16:41,300 --> 00:16:44,003
You know plutonium decomposes
quicker than these?
386
00:16:44,069 --> 00:16:48,007
Sometimes I think
all I do is ask humanity
to clean up its room.
387
00:16:48,073 --> 00:16:49,575
Shouldn't God listen?
388
00:16:49,608 --> 00:16:52,711
I multi-task.
If I didn't, well...
389
00:16:52,745 --> 00:16:54,346
You wouldn't wanna know.
390
00:16:54,413 --> 00:16:57,416
You know, I knew nothing
about Judaism before.
391
00:16:57,449 --> 00:16:58,984
I don't think
I could ever learn Hebrew,
392
00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:01,086
especially not
while I'm taking French.
393
00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:03,756
Try being Hindu
and learning Sanskrit.
394
00:17:03,789 --> 00:17:06,592
(SIGHING) Why did you make
so many religions, anyway?
395
00:17:06,625 --> 00:17:10,262
I mean, wouldn't it be easier
if everybody just had
the same one?
396
00:17:10,295 --> 00:17:12,631
Well, there's so many
different people.
397
00:17:12,664 --> 00:17:14,967
They all need a different way
of relating to me.
398
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:16,802
And that's what religions are,
399
00:17:16,835 --> 00:17:19,471
different ways
to share the same truth.
400
00:17:20,606 --> 00:17:23,008
And the truth is...
401
00:17:27,179 --> 00:17:29,448
Come on, I helped Grace.
Cut me some slack!
402
00:17:29,481 --> 00:17:31,183
Just one answer!
403
00:17:35,521 --> 00:17:37,923
BETH: Kev?
404
00:17:37,956 --> 00:17:42,261
Did you know
that 90 percent of paintings
hanging in building lobbies
405
00:17:42,294 --> 00:17:44,163
are all painted
by the same guy?
406
00:17:44,196 --> 00:17:45,697
Really?
407
00:17:45,764 --> 00:17:47,733
No. But wouldn't it be
a great article
if it were true?
408
00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:48,867
(LAUGHS)
409
00:17:48,934 --> 00:17:50,869
What are you doing here?
410
00:17:53,372 --> 00:17:54,473
I...
411
00:17:54,506 --> 00:17:55,974
I--I don't really know.
412
00:17:56,008 --> 00:17:57,142
Okay.
413
00:17:57,176 --> 00:17:59,178
I, uh...
I just wanted to
414
00:18:00,145 --> 00:18:01,914
see if you were okay.
415
00:18:04,049 --> 00:18:06,685
It-- It's just like
all of a sudden
416
00:18:06,718 --> 00:18:09,054
we're back in it again.
417
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:12,424
Andy and, uh, us
and everything.
418
00:18:12,458 --> 00:18:14,693
You know, I thought...
419
00:18:17,563 --> 00:18:20,866
Uh, I just didn't want you
to be alone with it.
420
00:18:20,899 --> 00:18:22,134
Thanks.
421
00:18:23,168 --> 00:18:25,737
Do you wanna get
a cup of coffee?
422
00:18:25,804 --> 00:18:26,905
Sure.
423
00:18:26,972 --> 00:18:28,540
Will you get me one, too?
424
00:18:28,574 --> 00:18:30,175
This is so...
425
00:18:30,209 --> 00:18:31,443
Come on!
426
00:18:37,349 --> 00:18:38,951
(DOOR OPENS)
JOAN: Hey.
427
00:18:39,017 --> 00:18:40,319
Oh, hey.
428
00:18:43,555 --> 00:18:46,058
Just met Grace's mom.
429
00:18:46,091 --> 00:18:47,993
She's, like,
the total anti-Grace.
430
00:18:48,026 --> 00:18:49,862
She's all funny
and outgoing.
431
00:18:49,895 --> 00:18:51,330
Why didn't you tell me
about her?
432
00:18:51,363 --> 00:18:53,098
Well, I--I haven't seen her
in years.
433
00:18:53,165 --> 00:18:55,200
You know, Grace's house
is kind of off-limits.
434
00:18:55,234 --> 00:18:56,869
I'm surprised
she let you meet her.
435
00:18:56,902 --> 00:18:59,238
She didn't.
She just showed up
at the store
436
00:18:59,271 --> 00:19:02,708
and then she, uh, took us out
to this old-time bar downtown
for Buffalo wings,
437
00:19:02,741 --> 00:19:04,910
which were the best thing
in the entire world.
438
00:19:04,943 --> 00:19:07,212
Of course,
Grace couldn't wait
to get out of there.
439
00:19:07,246 --> 00:19:11,250
Something about
corporate agriculture
and factory-raised chickens.
440
00:19:12,284 --> 00:19:14,253
What are you working on?
441
00:19:18,423 --> 00:19:19,424
JOAN: Judith.
442
00:19:21,059 --> 00:19:22,928
It was the day
she died.
443
00:19:24,596 --> 00:19:28,133
You know, uh,
we were having coffee.
444
00:19:30,802 --> 00:19:34,773
She was telling me
what kind of flowers
to get you for our date.
445
00:19:38,243 --> 00:19:40,045
Getting a little obsessed,
don't you think?
446
00:19:40,078 --> 00:19:43,382
No.
It makes me feel better.
447
00:19:43,415 --> 00:19:45,083
You should try it.
448
00:19:46,318 --> 00:19:47,920
I don't paint.
449
00:19:47,953 --> 00:19:49,855
Then write.
450
00:19:49,922 --> 00:19:52,991
You know,
just let your thoughts
pour out and...
451
00:19:55,894 --> 00:19:58,597
Why would I wanna
think about that day?
452
00:19:58,630 --> 00:20:01,133
It just helps to lay it out,
you know,
453
00:20:01,166 --> 00:20:04,002
to look at it all, you know,
try and make sense of it.
454
00:20:05,437 --> 00:20:08,540
We can't.
It doesn't make any sense.
455
00:20:08,607 --> 00:20:10,809
Not even God
can make sense of this one.
456
00:20:10,842 --> 00:20:11,877
Jane, if we could just...
457
00:20:11,944 --> 00:20:14,346
Don't, okay?
I just meant that...
458
00:20:14,413 --> 00:20:15,981
(SIGHING)
459
00:20:16,014 --> 00:20:19,151
I just meant
that this means
we have to move on.
460
00:20:19,184 --> 00:20:21,653
You know, that's why
this bat mitzvah thing
is so important.
461
00:20:21,687 --> 00:20:23,956
We get to be happy.
462
00:20:23,989 --> 00:20:26,291
Look, I have to go.
463
00:20:26,325 --> 00:20:28,860
I have to talk to Grace
about shoes.
464
00:20:28,927 --> 00:20:30,696
She's all into wearing boots.
465
00:20:30,729 --> 00:20:32,664
I'll see you later, okay?
466
00:20:34,366 --> 00:20:35,701
(DOOR CLOSING)
467
00:20:43,942 --> 00:20:46,311
You can't give me anything?
468
00:20:47,512 --> 00:20:50,549
I did everything you wanted.
469
00:20:51,450 --> 00:20:53,318
Why won't you help me?
470
00:20:54,820 --> 00:20:56,421
(KNOCK ON WINDOW)
471
00:21:04,663 --> 00:21:07,899
Are you talking
to yourself, Girardi?
472
00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:10,035
They're not gonna
have to lock you up again,
are they?
473
00:21:10,068 --> 00:21:12,638
Doors, Grace.
Is that a corporate plot, too?
474
00:21:12,671 --> 00:21:14,606
I brought back your shoes.
475
00:21:14,673 --> 00:21:16,074
They went so well
with the dress.
476
00:21:16,141 --> 00:21:17,976
I mean, just because
they don't have steel
in the toe...
477
00:21:18,010 --> 00:21:19,878
I don't need 'em.
478
00:21:19,911 --> 00:21:22,014
And you don't have to help me
with my hair, either.
I'm calling it off.
479
00:21:22,047 --> 00:21:24,516
What? Why?
It's in two days.
480
00:21:24,549 --> 00:21:27,552
Not anymore.
See? You were right.
I can say no.
481
00:21:43,702 --> 00:21:46,305
(CLEARING THROAT) Call me.
I'm wearing out the redial.
482
00:21:47,506 --> 00:21:49,708
Bat mitzvah girl
still missing?
483
00:21:49,775 --> 00:21:51,476
Yeah. I just don't get it.
484
00:21:51,510 --> 00:21:53,111
No explanation. Nothing.
485
00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:56,615
You know, she's better off.
Religion is the opiate
of the people.
486
00:21:56,648 --> 00:21:58,550
Oh, you're a Communist now.
Oh, no.
487
00:21:58,583 --> 00:22:01,987
No need to pay.
What's mine is yours.
Enjoy.
488
00:22:02,020 --> 00:22:04,456
Excuse me
while I go dock your pay.
489
00:22:09,861 --> 00:22:12,764
Just finished
Wuthering Heights,
490
00:22:12,831 --> 00:22:14,966
and I hear that
Sense and Sensibility
491
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,736
can be
a real tearjerker, too.
492
00:22:17,769 --> 00:22:19,471
You got that one?
493
00:22:19,504 --> 00:22:21,540
You wanna read
Sense and Sensibility?
494
00:22:21,573 --> 00:22:24,843
A tough exterior
can hide a tender heart, Joan.
495
00:22:26,712 --> 00:22:28,914
Hey, Almighty One.
496
00:22:28,980 --> 00:22:31,516
I have been
calling Grace nonstop.
She won't talk to me.
497
00:22:31,550 --> 00:22:33,018
Mmm.
498
00:22:33,051 --> 00:22:36,188
Must make it hard
to figure out
what the problem is, huh?
499
00:22:36,221 --> 00:22:37,823
Yeah. You could help.
500
00:22:37,856 --> 00:22:39,958
Still after the answers?
501
00:22:40,025 --> 00:22:42,461
Uh, yeah.
502
00:22:42,494 --> 00:22:45,597
What really broke my heart
in Wuthering Heights
503
00:22:45,664 --> 00:22:48,266
is that Catherine
destroyed her love
for Heathcliff
504
00:22:48,333 --> 00:22:50,569
by hiding her feelings.
505
00:22:51,837 --> 00:22:53,739
That killed me.
506
00:22:53,772 --> 00:22:56,375
And this pertains
to Grace's bat mitzvah how?
507
00:22:56,408 --> 00:22:57,976
Ah! There it is.
508
00:22:59,211 --> 00:23:00,245
Mmm.
509
00:23:01,046 --> 00:23:02,381
Pretty cover, huh?
510
00:23:04,683 --> 00:23:06,685
Don't give up on her, Joan.
511
00:23:07,753 --> 00:23:09,388
(PHONE RINGING)
512
00:23:11,757 --> 00:23:13,058
Happy birthday.
513
00:23:13,091 --> 00:23:14,926
It's not my birthday.
514
00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:17,696
Well, I got you
a little somethin' anyway.
515
00:23:22,701 --> 00:23:24,302
I didn't do anything!
516
00:23:24,336 --> 00:23:26,805
Really? Because you look
an awful lot like the guy
517
00:23:26,872 --> 00:23:29,608
who knocked over
the convenience store
on 23rd.
518
00:23:29,641 --> 00:23:32,544
Lucy, we're really
walking on the edge here.
519
00:23:33,578 --> 00:23:35,347
I mean, this looks
nothing like him.
520
00:23:39,785 --> 00:23:42,921
Don't you wanna
catch the bad guy
who killed the little girl?
521
00:23:42,954 --> 00:23:45,690
Trust me. I've been
down this road before.
522
00:23:45,757 --> 00:23:47,125
Let's go, precious.
523
00:23:47,159 --> 00:23:48,326
You know this is crap.
524
00:23:48,393 --> 00:23:50,295
Maybe, but since
it's the weekend,
525
00:23:50,328 --> 00:23:52,397
it might take a few days
to sort out.
526
00:23:52,431 --> 00:23:56,234
And meanwhile,
you'll have a nice bed
and three squares a day
527
00:23:56,268 --> 00:23:59,471
and some charming roommates
to pass the time with.
528
00:24:06,144 --> 00:24:07,612
(WOMAN CHATTERING ON RADIO)
529
00:24:11,583 --> 00:24:13,952
Joan!
What a nice surprise!
530
00:24:13,985 --> 00:24:16,121
Hi. I-- I'm sorry
to bother you.
531
00:24:16,154 --> 00:24:17,522
Um, I've just been
calling Grace,
532
00:24:17,589 --> 00:24:19,357
and I can't seem
to find her.
533
00:24:19,391 --> 00:24:21,793
Oh, she's with her father.
She should be back soon.
534
00:24:21,827 --> 00:24:24,696
Would you like a soda
or somethin'?
535
00:24:24,763 --> 00:24:26,898
Uh, Ms. Polanski,
are you okay?
536
00:24:26,965 --> 00:24:29,100
Oh! Maybe a little tired.
537
00:24:30,001 --> 00:24:31,670
Help yourself.
538
00:24:31,703 --> 00:24:33,638
Grace'll be back soon.
539
00:24:39,377 --> 00:24:42,080
Grace is so lucky
to have a friend like you.
540
00:24:42,147 --> 00:24:43,715
Yeah, me, too.
541
00:24:45,717 --> 00:24:48,353
She's always so embarrassed
with me,
542
00:24:48,386 --> 00:24:51,990
but I think
we had a lovely time
the other day, don't you?
543
00:24:52,557 --> 00:24:53,892
Yeah, sure.
544
00:24:55,994 --> 00:24:57,896
Yeah.
545
00:24:57,963 --> 00:25:00,732
Would you like a soda
or something?
546
00:25:00,765 --> 00:25:02,167
No, thanks.
547
00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:04,870
I, um...
I should probably go.
548
00:25:04,903 --> 00:25:08,006
Can you just tell her
to call me?
549
00:25:08,039 --> 00:25:10,542
Okay, dear.
It was good to see you again.
550
00:25:12,043 --> 00:25:13,812
I'll see you later.
551
00:25:23,855 --> 00:25:27,559
We could go Kama Sutra.
You said you wanted personal.
552
00:25:27,592 --> 00:25:29,261
If that's not personal,
I don't know what is.
553
00:25:29,327 --> 00:25:31,429
Freidman, this is
a religious event!
554
00:25:31,496 --> 00:25:33,765
It should have
deeper meaning than...
555
00:25:35,033 --> 00:25:36,701
Remarkably limber.
556
00:25:38,503 --> 00:25:39,504
No.
557
00:25:49,748 --> 00:25:52,417
An astronomy text? No,
that's relationship suicide.
558
00:25:52,450 --> 00:25:55,887
I don't know. I mean,
we met in science class.
559
00:25:55,921 --> 00:25:57,889
My God, it's used!
560
00:25:57,923 --> 00:26:00,258
Grandparents
wouldn't give that.
561
00:26:12,237 --> 00:26:14,272
"This is the very ecstasy
of love..."
562
00:26:15,607 --> 00:26:18,009
Oh, this would have been
perfect for Judith.
563
00:26:21,246 --> 00:26:22,581
It's perfect.
564
00:26:23,448 --> 00:26:24,549
I found it.
565
00:26:24,583 --> 00:26:26,451
There's no, no admonitions,
Freidman.
566
00:26:26,484 --> 00:26:28,053
I am committed.
567
00:26:29,187 --> 00:26:31,222
You know best, buddy.
568
00:26:39,397 --> 00:26:40,966
JOAN: It was so weird.
569
00:26:40,999 --> 00:26:43,268
The other day,
her mom was, like,
this regular, normal mom,
570
00:26:43,301 --> 00:26:45,136
and then today,
she was drunk.
571
00:26:45,170 --> 00:26:46,972
I've never seen her mom
when she's been drinking.
572
00:26:47,005 --> 00:26:48,940
Okay? I've only been
to her place a couple times.
573
00:26:48,974 --> 00:26:51,376
She was a totally
different person.
574
00:26:51,943 --> 00:26:53,945
So sad.
575
00:26:53,979 --> 00:26:56,281
I mean,
if this happens all the time,
you should have told me.
576
00:26:56,314 --> 00:26:58,283
Grace made me promise
not to say anything.
577
00:26:58,316 --> 00:27:01,119
I'm her best friend.
I should have known.
578
00:27:01,152 --> 00:27:03,488
And I'm her boyfriend.
579
00:27:03,521 --> 00:27:06,224
Look, I got her to go
to Alateen so she could
start dealing with it.
580
00:27:06,291 --> 00:27:08,326
I mean, you just have to
give her time.
581
00:27:08,360 --> 00:27:11,496
Time? Luke, she already
put off her bat mitzvah.
582
00:27:11,529 --> 00:27:13,698
She's put it off before,
probably for the same reason.
583
00:27:13,732 --> 00:27:15,767
Luke, she has to do this!
584
00:27:17,535 --> 00:27:20,472
Why the hell
did you come to my house?
585
00:27:20,505 --> 00:27:21,573
(STAMMERING)
586
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:23,775
Did you tell her, freak?
No.
587
00:27:23,808 --> 00:27:25,810
No! No, he didn't--
he didn't say anything.
588
00:27:25,844 --> 00:27:27,379
Grace, I just wanted
to talk to you,
589
00:27:27,445 --> 00:27:28,980
and you wouldn't
call me back.
590
00:27:29,014 --> 00:27:31,783
And you couldn't take a hint?
This is none of your business.
591
00:27:31,816 --> 00:27:34,452
And it's none of yours
anymore, either. We're done.
592
00:27:34,486 --> 00:27:35,754
Grace, I'm sorry.
593
00:27:35,787 --> 00:27:37,455
I was concerned!
594
00:27:37,489 --> 00:27:39,224
Just leave it alone!
595
00:27:41,493 --> 00:27:42,994
Grace, you have to
do this.
596
00:27:43,028 --> 00:27:44,963
Why the hell do you care
if I chant
some stupid prayers?
597
00:27:44,996 --> 00:27:46,164
Because you care.
598
00:27:46,197 --> 00:27:47,599
(SCOFFS) This was just
for my parents,
599
00:27:47,666 --> 00:27:49,000
and you shouldn't
have come over!
600
00:27:49,034 --> 00:27:50,735
Wait, why are you
running away?
601
00:27:50,769 --> 00:27:52,504
You don't seem to mind
getting in people's faces
602
00:27:52,537 --> 00:27:54,572
except for when it matters!
Oh, save it.
603
00:27:54,606 --> 00:27:56,174
You hide Luke,
604
00:27:56,207 --> 00:27:57,542
which, yeah, okay,
I kind of understand,
605
00:27:57,575 --> 00:27:58,743
but you hide your mom.
606
00:27:58,777 --> 00:28:01,012
You hide
all the important stuff,
Grace.
607
00:28:01,046 --> 00:28:02,914
Look, I'm not Jewish,
but it seems to me
608
00:28:02,947 --> 00:28:06,851
this whole bat mitzvah thing
is about standing up
and declaring yourself.
609
00:28:06,885 --> 00:28:09,387
Getting in people's faces
for real!
610
00:28:10,055 --> 00:28:11,222
LUKE: Grace.
611
00:28:13,458 --> 00:28:15,560
I already got you
a present.
612
00:28:18,029 --> 00:28:18,997
(JOAN SIGHING)
613
00:28:29,607 --> 00:28:32,143
JOAN: I told you, I will.
614
00:28:32,210 --> 00:28:34,345
If I hear
the word "adorable,"
I will go postal.
615
00:28:34,379 --> 00:28:36,948
Okay. Getting bored
and crabby out here.
616
00:28:39,651 --> 00:28:42,387
♪ Will you share
your company?
617
00:28:42,420 --> 00:28:45,724
♪ And would you share
the history? ♪
618
00:28:46,558 --> 00:28:47,592
Wow!
619
00:28:47,625 --> 00:28:49,394
Grace!
Shut up, dude.
620
00:28:50,929 --> 00:28:54,265
Oh, God,
whoever invented pantyhose
should be shot.
621
00:28:54,299 --> 00:28:55,867
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
622
00:29:01,239 --> 00:29:02,440
(EXCLAIMING)
623
00:29:02,474 --> 00:29:04,642
My little girl
in high heels?
624
00:29:04,676 --> 00:29:07,112
Cry on the dress, Dad,
and they become
lethal weapons.
625
00:29:09,614 --> 00:29:11,049
Come here.
626
00:29:13,084 --> 00:29:16,354
Well, uh, your mother's
gonna be ready in a minute.
627
00:29:18,623 --> 00:29:21,159
She's gonna be fine today,
Grace,
628
00:29:21,226 --> 00:29:22,994
because she promised.
629
00:29:26,664 --> 00:29:29,768
I'm really sorry
about the other day.
630
00:29:29,801 --> 00:29:31,102
She had help,
you know, but...
631
00:29:31,136 --> 00:29:33,605
Oh, no, you don't need
to explain.
632
00:29:36,908 --> 00:29:40,011
I just wish
that I had an answer
633
00:29:40,078 --> 00:29:42,814
for why this
has to be this way.
I don't know.
634
00:29:48,286 --> 00:29:51,089
You wanna go over
your Torah portion again?
635
00:29:51,122 --> 00:29:52,857
It's under
neural lockdown.
636
00:29:52,891 --> 00:29:54,626
(LAUGHING)
637
00:29:54,659 --> 00:29:55,994
Let's boogie.
638
00:29:56,027 --> 00:29:57,162
Okay.
639
00:29:57,195 --> 00:29:58,329
I'll be down
in a minute.
640
00:29:58,363 --> 00:29:59,464
Okay.
641
00:30:09,774 --> 00:30:10,942
Do you want me to...
Yeah.
642
00:30:10,975 --> 00:30:11,976
Okay.
643
00:30:17,949 --> 00:30:19,017
Okay.
644
00:30:27,692 --> 00:30:30,094
(ALL SINGING IN HEBREW)
645
00:30:46,811 --> 00:30:49,180
(SPEAKING HEBREW)
646
00:30:49,214 --> 00:30:51,683
Today, Grace becomes
a bat mitzvah.
647
00:30:53,484 --> 00:30:56,087
She enters a new chapter
of her life
648
00:30:56,120 --> 00:30:58,590
where she will see the world
not through my eyes
649
00:30:58,656 --> 00:31:00,225
or her mother's,
650
00:31:01,426 --> 00:31:03,194
but through her own.
651
00:31:04,429 --> 00:31:06,397
Who knew the lady
was a lady?
652
00:31:06,431 --> 00:31:09,067
And this ceremony
is about a celebration
653
00:31:09,100 --> 00:31:11,402
of that new sight,
654
00:31:11,436 --> 00:31:14,973
the awareness
of the complexity of life.
655
00:31:16,674 --> 00:31:18,810
Awareness
that she now holds,
656
00:31:18,877 --> 00:31:20,945
the moral responsibility
657
00:31:21,813 --> 00:31:23,414
for her own decisions.
658
00:31:23,448 --> 00:31:27,051
(RABBI SINGING PRAYER
IN HEBREW)
659
00:31:37,929 --> 00:31:39,797
Today we pass the Torah
660
00:31:39,864 --> 00:31:43,034
from generation to generation,
661
00:31:43,067 --> 00:31:46,905
as it has been handed down
for thousands of years.
662
00:31:52,443 --> 00:31:55,980
This Torah is being
entrusted to you, Grace,
663
00:31:56,014 --> 00:31:58,449
with all it contains,
664
00:31:58,483 --> 00:32:01,319
the tradition, the history,
665
00:32:02,086 --> 00:32:05,156
the beauty, the pain,
666
00:32:05,223 --> 00:32:08,092
the struggle,
and most of all,
667
00:32:10,295 --> 00:32:11,896
the mystery.
668
00:32:21,172 --> 00:32:23,808
Check out
the muscle definition
in her calves.
669
00:32:23,841 --> 00:32:25,443
Don't you have
any respect?
670
00:32:25,476 --> 00:32:27,445
Respect?
I'm in awe here.
671
00:32:27,478 --> 00:32:28,546
Shut it.
672
00:32:28,613 --> 00:32:30,748
Today you are a woman,
Grace.
673
00:32:39,190 --> 00:32:40,525
(SIGHING)
674
00:32:41,459 --> 00:32:43,528
Take care
of my little girl.
675
00:32:55,206 --> 00:32:59,043
(GRACE SINGING PRAYER
IN HEBREW)
676
00:33:14,325 --> 00:33:16,361
(ALL SINGING IN HEBREW)
677
00:33:27,939 --> 00:33:30,041
I know
we're all bonding here
with the singing,
678
00:33:30,074 --> 00:33:31,542
but seriously,
that is a bad song.
679
00:33:31,609 --> 00:33:32,677
(ALL LAUGHING)
680
00:33:32,710 --> 00:33:34,245
Anyway,
681
00:33:34,312 --> 00:33:36,881
basically, me and my dad
have been fighting
about this day
682
00:33:36,914 --> 00:33:39,117
since I hit the double digits.
683
00:33:39,183 --> 00:33:41,819
And, uh...
I won't go into it.
684
00:33:41,853 --> 00:33:43,888
It was a political thing,
685
00:33:45,223 --> 00:33:47,558
and a daughter-of-a-rabbi
thing.
686
00:33:47,592 --> 00:33:49,660
But finally I gave in
687
00:33:49,694 --> 00:33:52,830
and, uh, indulged them
in one last empty ritual
688
00:33:52,864 --> 00:33:54,732
before I'm out of here.
689
00:33:57,101 --> 00:33:59,771
But then, um,
690
00:33:59,837 --> 00:34:02,640
not to get all gooey
or anything like that,
691
00:34:07,445 --> 00:34:10,615
when you handed me the Torah
and I read those words,
692
00:34:10,681 --> 00:34:13,918
it hit me that
693
00:34:13,951 --> 00:34:16,821
this is a genius way
of attacking adulthood.
694
00:34:18,589 --> 00:34:21,225
I mean, this scroll...
695
00:34:21,259 --> 00:34:23,694
There are no easy answers
in here.
696
00:34:24,729 --> 00:34:27,098
It's basically
a book of questions,
697
00:34:28,399 --> 00:34:30,902
something that makes us
keep searching
698
00:34:30,935 --> 00:34:33,538
for a way to make sense
of this mess.
699
00:34:35,573 --> 00:34:38,242
And just dealing
with a lot of questions,
that takes a lot of guts
700
00:34:38,276 --> 00:34:41,646
when there's no guarantee
that there will be answers.
701
00:34:43,948 --> 00:34:46,417
And, uh, I just hope
I'm up for it.
702
00:34:47,952 --> 00:34:49,687
So,
703
00:34:49,754 --> 00:34:52,123
fire up that cheesy music,
and let's eat.
704
00:34:52,924 --> 00:34:54,492
Dude, I warned you!
705
00:34:54,525 --> 00:34:56,561
(ALL SINGING HAVA NAGILA)
706
00:34:59,797 --> 00:35:01,432
(LAUGHING)
707
00:35:16,781 --> 00:35:18,316
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
708
00:35:18,850 --> 00:35:20,985
KEVIN: Come in.
709
00:35:21,018 --> 00:35:23,654
Hey. Your mom said
that you wouldn't mind.
710
00:35:23,688 --> 00:35:26,524
No, I--I was just, uh,
finishing a story.
711
00:35:32,797 --> 00:35:33,998
You okay?
712
00:35:35,533 --> 00:35:37,802
I just finished
the deposition.
713
00:35:39,003 --> 00:35:41,205
You wanna sit?
714
00:35:41,272 --> 00:35:44,008
They just kept trying
to twist everything
that I said, you know,
715
00:35:44,041 --> 00:35:46,377
make it seem
like you didn't care
what happened.
716
00:35:47,545 --> 00:35:49,013
So I yelled at them.
717
00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:50,148
Cool.
718
00:35:50,982 --> 00:35:52,850
I just kept thinking...
719
00:35:53,651 --> 00:35:55,520
(SIGHING)
720
00:35:55,553 --> 00:35:58,022
I just kept asking myself,
you know, "What if...
721
00:35:59,524 --> 00:36:01,792
"What if I didn't
pick a fight with you
that night?"
722
00:36:01,826 --> 00:36:04,996
You know,
maybe you wouldn't have
gotten in the car.
723
00:36:05,029 --> 00:36:07,231
It wasn't your fault.
724
00:36:07,298 --> 00:36:08,933
If I could just
725
00:36:09,834 --> 00:36:11,602
take back that night.
726
00:36:12,904 --> 00:36:15,373
I don't understand
why all this is happening.
727
00:36:16,207 --> 00:36:18,142
Are we just supposed to
728
00:36:19,110 --> 00:36:21,145
forget about all this?
729
00:36:22,013 --> 00:36:23,781
Go back to our lives?
730
00:36:27,451 --> 00:36:28,920
I don't know.
731
00:36:38,629 --> 00:36:39,997
(BETH SIGHS DEEPLY)
732
00:36:43,534 --> 00:36:44,936
You're late.
733
00:36:45,736 --> 00:36:47,071
I was celebrating.
734
00:36:47,104 --> 00:36:49,574
Ryan finally cracked.
735
00:36:49,607 --> 00:36:50,841
It's just a description,
736
00:36:50,875 --> 00:36:53,711
but at least it gives us
someplace to start.
737
00:36:53,744 --> 00:36:55,079
Thank God.
738
00:36:56,214 --> 00:36:57,682
Why didn't you
call me?
739
00:36:57,715 --> 00:36:59,784
Ah, it was a long day.
740
00:36:59,817 --> 00:37:01,953
But I've got to hand it
to Lucy.
741
00:37:02,019 --> 00:37:03,621
She's really something.
742
00:37:03,654 --> 00:37:04,922
Really?
743
00:37:04,956 --> 00:37:08,259
Ryan was doing
his usual whine and sulk,
744
00:37:08,292 --> 00:37:10,094
and she comes in
and apologizes
745
00:37:10,127 --> 00:37:13,231
for bringing him in
on the convenience store bust.
746
00:37:13,264 --> 00:37:17,702
She says, um,
she understands
how he feels.
747
00:37:17,735 --> 00:37:19,604
She had me fooled.
748
00:37:19,637 --> 00:37:22,273
What convenience store bust?
749
00:37:22,306 --> 00:37:24,609
Oh, she said he matched
some guy's description
750
00:37:24,642 --> 00:37:26,978
who knocked over
a place on 23rd.
751
00:37:28,412 --> 00:37:29,780
False charges?
752
00:37:29,814 --> 00:37:31,082
Aren't...
753
00:37:31,115 --> 00:37:34,185
Aren't you worried
his testimony won't hold up?
754
00:37:34,252 --> 00:37:36,787
Look, I'm trying to find
the guy who killed Judith.
755
00:37:36,854 --> 00:37:39,056
This is how business
gets done.
756
00:37:39,890 --> 00:37:41,158
Wow.
757
00:37:42,460 --> 00:37:45,363
You never used to
talk like this before.
758
00:37:45,429 --> 00:37:47,398
Excuse me?
759
00:37:47,431 --> 00:37:49,800
Well,
making false arrests,
760
00:37:49,834 --> 00:37:52,136
strong-arming
some scared kid
761
00:37:52,169 --> 00:37:54,972
and telling me
that's how business
is done?
762
00:37:55,706 --> 00:37:57,775
What are you, Dirty Harry?
763
00:37:57,808 --> 00:37:59,710
You don't understand, Helen.
764
00:38:00,177 --> 00:38:01,412
Do you?
765
00:38:06,417 --> 00:38:09,320
Did you even question
what you were doing?
766
00:38:17,461 --> 00:38:21,399
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
767
00:38:24,435 --> 00:38:26,637
Those pictures
are gonna surface one day.
768
00:38:26,671 --> 00:38:29,640
Bat Mitzvah Vets for Truth
are gonna ruin my life.
769
00:38:29,674 --> 00:38:31,108
I'll get some juice.
770
00:38:33,044 --> 00:38:36,247
You were so wonderful,
Gracie.
771
00:38:37,248 --> 00:38:38,883
So beautiful.
772
00:38:40,851 --> 00:38:42,620
It's just ginger ale.
773
00:38:44,722 --> 00:38:46,524
This is your night.
774
00:38:48,259 --> 00:38:50,895
I am not going there
this time, Mom.
775
00:38:54,131 --> 00:38:56,033
Don't you think
I can change?
776
00:39:03,240 --> 00:39:06,010
I love you.
Thank you for today.
777
00:39:21,625 --> 00:39:23,361
Lovely affair.
778
00:39:23,394 --> 00:39:25,129
You did a nice job, Joanie.
779
00:39:26,664 --> 00:39:28,799
God shouldn't pinch cheeks.
780
00:39:28,866 --> 00:39:31,068
It never makes
the world better.
781
00:39:31,102 --> 00:39:32,737
Rugelach?
782
00:39:32,770 --> 00:39:35,373
No, thank you.
I only eat what I can spell.
783
00:39:40,478 --> 00:39:43,314
So, questions? That's...
That's it?
784
00:39:43,381 --> 00:39:44,582
It's about questions?
785
00:39:44,615 --> 00:39:46,016
That's it.
786
00:39:46,984 --> 00:39:48,919
Okay. Then I have one.
787
00:39:48,953 --> 00:39:50,187
Judith.
788
00:39:52,590 --> 00:39:54,625
Why did she have to die?
789
00:39:54,658 --> 00:39:56,394
What if she never lived
at all?
790
00:39:56,427 --> 00:39:58,996
What if I had done things
differently?
791
00:39:59,063 --> 00:40:00,765
What if I could have
saved her?
792
00:40:00,798 --> 00:40:03,100
What if knowing you
gave her days
she thought she'd never have?
793
00:40:03,134 --> 00:40:06,170
No! No, I want answers.
People need answers.
794
00:40:08,406 --> 00:40:11,041
Don't you see
how much I miss her?
795
00:40:13,077 --> 00:40:15,045
Can't you still feel her?
796
00:40:16,113 --> 00:40:18,315
See, it's not about answers.
797
00:40:18,382 --> 00:40:21,352
It's about asking
the right questions, Joanie.
798
00:40:32,596 --> 00:40:34,432
I told you
not to get me anything.
799
00:40:34,465 --> 00:40:36,200
Just come on.
800
00:40:36,267 --> 00:40:38,803
Alone in the dark?
This better not be something
Freidman suggested.
801
00:40:38,836 --> 00:40:40,004
Okay, look up.
802
00:40:40,037 --> 00:40:42,106
No, no, no.
Right--Right over there,
803
00:40:42,139 --> 00:40:43,941
by the constellation Leo.
804
00:40:43,974 --> 00:40:45,743
My neck is cramping.
805
00:40:48,345 --> 00:40:49,947
There! Did you see that?
806
00:40:49,980 --> 00:40:52,149
(EXCLAIMS)
How did you get them
to do that?
807
00:40:52,183 --> 00:40:54,552
It's the Leonid
meteor shower.
808
00:40:54,618 --> 00:40:56,687
It happens every year
or so,
809
00:40:58,289 --> 00:41:00,491
so you'll never forget
tonight.
810
00:41:02,860 --> 00:41:06,664
I mean,
it was either this
or Shabbat candlesticks.
811
00:41:06,697 --> 00:41:08,466
Oh! There's another one!
Look! There's one.
812
00:41:08,866 --> 00:41:09,967
Yeah.
813
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:12,470
You know,
there's a theory that...
814
00:41:12,503 --> 00:41:15,372
That all organic matter
on earth, life,
815
00:41:16,307 --> 00:41:18,342
may have come
from those.
816
00:41:20,177 --> 00:41:22,179
Wonder if we'll
ever know.
817
00:41:22,813 --> 00:41:23,881
Look.
818
00:41:30,855 --> 00:41:33,357
♪ Give a little bit
819
00:41:33,390 --> 00:41:37,528
♪ I'll give a little bit
of my love to you
820
00:41:41,232 --> 00:41:45,402
♪ There's so much
that we need to share
821
00:41:45,469 --> 00:41:51,308
♪ So send a smile
and show you care ♪
822
00:41:52,910 --> 00:41:56,146
Can't believe Grace
actually went through
with it.
823
00:41:56,180 --> 00:41:57,515
(CHUCKLES)
824
00:41:58,983 --> 00:42:01,585
I was so scared to ask.
825
00:42:01,619 --> 00:42:03,988
I mean, what if Judith died
because we went on that date,
826
00:42:04,021 --> 00:42:07,224
and what if that means
we're not supposed
to be together anymore?
827
00:42:08,692 --> 00:42:09,760
I don't...
828
00:42:09,827 --> 00:42:11,629
I know, I know, I know.
829
00:42:11,662 --> 00:42:12,897
I just...
830
00:42:14,532 --> 00:42:16,634
I was just so scared to...
831
00:42:18,502 --> 00:42:20,704
To lose two people
that I loved.
832
00:42:25,543 --> 00:42:30,981
♪ Don't you need
to feel at home
833
00:42:31,048 --> 00:42:34,752
♪ Don't you need
Ooh, don't you need
834
00:42:34,785 --> 00:42:37,187
♪ Ooh, what you need
What you need
835
00:42:37,221 --> 00:42:40,691
♪ Ooh, come along too
836
00:42:40,724 --> 00:42:45,729
♪ What a long ride
Come a long way
837
00:42:45,763 --> 00:42:50,701
♪ Oh, sing it tonight ♪
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