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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,300 --> 00:00:02,367 Your mom finally got my work to the dean 2 00:00:02,435 --> 00:00:04,637 of the Graphic Arts Department at state college, 3 00:00:04,671 --> 00:00:05,739 and he said I'm good enough 4 00:00:05,772 --> 00:00:07,540 for the professional program, but... 5 00:00:07,607 --> 00:00:09,009 At least one of us has a future. 6 00:00:09,075 --> 00:00:10,110 (BANGING INSIDE LOCKER) 7 00:00:10,143 --> 00:00:11,644 Locksmith's on his way, Freidman. 8 00:00:11,678 --> 00:00:12,946 Just hang in there. 9 00:00:12,979 --> 00:00:14,114 FREIDMAN: Dude, you said that five minutes ago 10 00:00:14,147 --> 00:00:15,615 when there was oxygen in here. 11 00:00:15,648 --> 00:00:17,484 No, it's not gonna happen. 12 00:00:17,517 --> 00:00:20,020 I mean, the night classes are, like, 500 bucks a credit. 13 00:00:20,086 --> 00:00:22,088 They must have scholarships. 14 00:00:22,122 --> 00:00:24,324 You're brilliant. The dean guy even said so. 15 00:00:24,357 --> 00:00:26,393 No, no scholarships for the arts. 16 00:00:26,459 --> 00:00:28,595 Budget cuts. I mean, it's so lame. (SIGHS) Oh, man. 17 00:00:28,628 --> 00:00:30,296 (BANGING INSIDE LOCKER) 18 00:00:30,330 --> 00:00:32,465 FREIDMAN: Hello. I'm starting to cramp in here. (KICKS ON LOCKER) 19 00:00:32,499 --> 00:00:33,867 Freidman, stop complaining! 20 00:00:33,900 --> 00:00:35,935 Elizabeth Goetzman. You loved her in Godspell. 21 00:00:35,969 --> 00:00:38,538 Now, she's ready for the role of a lifetime. 22 00:00:38,605 --> 00:00:41,908 Hey, you guys, vote for me, all right, or I will die. 23 00:00:41,975 --> 00:00:43,977 Here you go! 24 00:00:44,010 --> 00:00:46,112 BILLY: Elizabeth Goetzman. You loved her in Godspell. 25 00:00:46,146 --> 00:00:48,415 Now, she's ready for the role of a lifetime. 26 00:00:48,481 --> 00:00:50,350 Adam, I'm really sorry. 27 00:00:50,383 --> 00:00:53,086 Well, I'll just have to wait around for college like everyone else. 28 00:00:53,153 --> 00:00:55,321 DONNY: Hey, Lars. Ah. The Neanderthals who did this. 29 00:00:55,355 --> 00:00:57,991 DONNY: Lars, dude, you think he learned his lesson? 30 00:00:58,024 --> 00:00:59,459 Vote Lars, okay, guys? 31 00:00:59,492 --> 00:01:01,061 (BOTH LAUGHING) 32 00:01:01,127 --> 00:01:03,163 LARS: All right, that's enough. Come on, guys. 33 00:01:06,332 --> 00:01:08,001 DONNY: Hey, you, vote for Lars. 34 00:01:09,069 --> 00:01:10,470 Vote Lars. Oh, sorry I'm late. 35 00:01:10,503 --> 00:01:12,906 File cabinet crisis in the biology lab. 36 00:01:12,972 --> 00:01:14,307 So? Oh, relax. 37 00:01:14,340 --> 00:01:16,509 These lockers are surprisingly well-ventilated. 38 00:01:16,543 --> 00:01:18,445 DONNY: Vote for Lars. I think you dropped these. 39 00:01:19,746 --> 00:01:20,914 Oh, so the Supreme Being 40 00:01:20,980 --> 00:01:22,715 cares about student council elections? 41 00:01:22,749 --> 00:01:25,151 It's not like some kid is gonna invade a country. 42 00:01:25,185 --> 00:01:27,987 I care about anything that involves free will. 43 00:01:28,021 --> 00:01:30,990 Well, most people exercise their free will by not voting. 44 00:01:31,024 --> 00:01:33,693 You have a chance to make a difference here. 45 00:01:33,726 --> 00:01:36,062 BOY: Vote for Lars and I'll let you keep your lunch money. 46 00:01:36,629 --> 00:01:37,597 Hey, 47 00:01:38,531 --> 00:01:39,699 vote for Lars. 48 00:01:40,900 --> 00:01:42,702 DONNY: Vote for Lars, got it? 49 00:01:49,342 --> 00:01:53,246 ♪ What if God was one of us? 50 00:01:54,614 --> 00:01:58,551 ♪ Just a slob like one of us 51 00:01:59,886 --> 00:02:03,723 ♪ Just a stranger on the bus 52 00:02:03,756 --> 00:02:08,628 ♪ Trying to make his way home 53 00:02:08,695 --> 00:02:13,833 ♪ Just trying to make his way home 54 00:02:13,867 --> 00:02:19,072 ♪ Just trying to make his way home 55 00:02:19,105 --> 00:02:24,410 ♪ Just trying to make his way home ♪ 56 00:02:35,321 --> 00:02:37,223 There he is, Arcadia's finest. 57 00:02:37,290 --> 00:02:39,025 Hey, what's the good word? 58 00:02:39,092 --> 00:02:40,827 Oh, uh, Jenny Leder is angry 59 00:02:40,860 --> 00:02:44,397 that her neighbor's dog Clyde poops on her lawn every day, 60 00:02:44,464 --> 00:02:47,033 and I am here to make sure that the good people of Arcadia 61 00:02:47,100 --> 00:02:48,835 read about it in detail. 62 00:02:48,868 --> 00:02:50,436 What brings you down here? 63 00:02:50,503 --> 00:02:53,206 Testifying, which pretty much means hanging around waiting. 64 00:02:53,239 --> 00:02:55,542 Oh, good. Then, uh, you can help me. 65 00:02:55,575 --> 00:02:57,443 Paper's doing a profile on your new boss. 66 00:02:57,510 --> 00:03:00,547 You care to toss me a few tidbits? 67 00:03:00,613 --> 00:03:02,582 All I know is she got rid of Roebuck. 68 00:03:03,983 --> 00:03:07,187 Whoa. Your voice just totally changed. 69 00:03:07,220 --> 00:03:08,855 What? 70 00:03:08,888 --> 00:03:12,025 Well, it went from son to evil press guy in, like, a second. 71 00:03:12,058 --> 00:03:13,660 I'm sorry. 72 00:03:13,693 --> 00:03:15,328 Roebuck leaving is still a little fresh. 73 00:03:16,596 --> 00:03:19,566 I'm going to check in with the ADA. Be good. 74 00:03:27,207 --> 00:03:30,310 JOAN: Elizabeth Goetzman, what about her? 75 00:03:30,343 --> 00:03:32,745 She needs elephant tranquilizers. (LAUGHS) 76 00:03:33,846 --> 00:03:35,448 JOAN: Rick Jenkins? 77 00:03:36,249 --> 00:03:37,917 Ugh, acne factory. 78 00:03:37,984 --> 00:03:39,052 (EXCLAIMS) 79 00:03:39,786 --> 00:03:41,487 JOAN: Brian Beaumont. 80 00:03:42,989 --> 00:03:45,592 Isn't he the scuzz-crack who fired you from yearbook? 81 00:03:46,593 --> 00:03:47,894 JOAN: Oh, yeah. 82 00:03:47,927 --> 00:03:50,730 Ugh. Is he kidding with the argyle sweater? 83 00:03:50,797 --> 00:03:53,499 Oh, God. Pants riding up. Argyle socks, too? 84 00:03:53,566 --> 00:03:55,602 Oh, my eyes! My eyes! 85 00:03:55,635 --> 00:03:57,170 Why are you even thinking of this? 86 00:03:57,203 --> 00:03:59,906 Everyone knows it's gonna be Lars Klosterman. 87 00:04:01,407 --> 00:04:02,875 Oh, could he be any hotter? 88 00:04:02,909 --> 00:04:05,278 Please. Mr. Prom King is operating on, 89 00:04:05,345 --> 00:04:06,879 like, two brain cells. 90 00:04:06,913 --> 00:04:09,349 And a whole lot of pheromones. Yeah. 91 00:04:09,382 --> 00:04:11,618 Why this sudden involvement with the system, Girardi? 92 00:04:11,651 --> 00:04:14,454 Do you even know what student council does? 93 00:04:14,520 --> 00:04:16,456 Yeah. They planned crazy hair day. 94 00:04:16,489 --> 00:04:19,926 You could stop using conditioner and save yourself a lot of grief. 95 00:04:19,959 --> 00:04:22,195 Look, someone's gonna win, and it's... 96 00:04:22,228 --> 00:04:23,896 It's gonna make a difference. 97 00:04:23,930 --> 00:04:26,232 What, they're suddenly gonna have the power to banish people? 98 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:28,434 Well, no, because... 99 00:04:28,468 --> 00:04:31,137 Because, look, you know, every voice is different, 100 00:04:31,204 --> 00:04:33,806 and when they're counted, it matters. Somehow. 101 00:04:33,840 --> 00:04:35,742 Don't ask so many questions. 102 00:04:35,775 --> 00:04:38,211 Dude, you've been a cog in the machine too long. 103 00:04:39,078 --> 00:04:40,146 I am voting for E. Fudd, 104 00:04:40,179 --> 00:04:41,681 like I do every year. 105 00:04:41,714 --> 00:04:42,915 (CHUCKLES) 106 00:04:47,687 --> 00:04:49,622 (DOOR OPENS) (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 107 00:04:49,656 --> 00:04:50,857 You wanted to see me? 108 00:04:50,923 --> 00:04:53,092 Yeah. I'm just 109 00:04:53,126 --> 00:04:54,861 handing down orders to the foot soldiers, 110 00:04:54,927 --> 00:04:56,929 so they can stay on their feet. 111 00:04:56,963 --> 00:04:58,631 Done. Sorry. 112 00:05:01,768 --> 00:05:04,704 That's the sixth hole at Wade Hampton, par three. 113 00:05:04,771 --> 00:05:06,039 Fabulous. 114 00:05:07,407 --> 00:05:09,642 St. Andrews, Scotland. 115 00:05:09,676 --> 00:05:11,344 You play? 116 00:05:11,411 --> 00:05:13,212 If I could find the time. 117 00:05:13,279 --> 00:05:16,683 I have to find the time. It keeps me sane. 118 00:05:16,716 --> 00:05:18,117 But then, I don't have a family. 119 00:05:18,151 --> 00:05:19,519 You wanted something? 120 00:05:20,153 --> 00:05:21,888 Yeah, look, 121 00:05:21,921 --> 00:05:24,157 I know that Roebuck was a friend of yours, 122 00:05:24,190 --> 00:05:25,992 and, uh, if I were you, 123 00:05:26,025 --> 00:05:29,295 I'd probably resent the hell out of me for taking his job. 124 00:05:29,329 --> 00:05:30,730 I don't think that way. 125 00:05:30,797 --> 00:05:32,498 Good. 126 00:05:32,532 --> 00:05:34,734 I'd like to explain to you how I work. 127 00:05:34,801 --> 00:05:36,436 I'm a numbers person, 128 00:05:36,469 --> 00:05:37,970 organizational by nature. 129 00:05:38,004 --> 00:05:40,940 Eight years old, I used to organize all my doll outfits 130 00:05:41,007 --> 00:05:42,575 by color and pattern. 131 00:05:46,079 --> 00:05:49,515 Right, so, as it stands, 132 00:05:49,549 --> 00:05:51,484 we keep a record of every criminal incident, 133 00:05:51,517 --> 00:05:53,986 whether it leads to an arrest or not, 134 00:05:54,020 --> 00:05:55,455 so, what I'd like to do 135 00:05:55,488 --> 00:05:58,958 is record only the incidents that lead to an arrest. 136 00:06:00,993 --> 00:06:03,296 So our success rate goes up. 137 00:06:04,564 --> 00:06:05,832 (SCOFFS SOFTLY) 138 00:06:05,865 --> 00:06:08,201 I'm a numbers person, too. 139 00:06:08,234 --> 00:06:10,903 So, you can see where I'm going with this. 140 00:06:10,937 --> 00:06:13,806 So we can show the city council some positive results and... 141 00:06:13,840 --> 00:06:18,077 And suddenly, you're a genius and Roebuck looks incompetent. 142 00:06:18,144 --> 00:06:21,781 No, it's just about presenting the stats in a more positive way, 143 00:06:21,814 --> 00:06:24,050 so the city council will give us what we want. 144 00:06:24,083 --> 00:06:25,785 I understand. 145 00:06:25,818 --> 00:06:28,888 I just wouldn't feel right about it. 146 00:06:31,457 --> 00:06:32,759 Don't make me pull rank, Will. 147 00:06:36,929 --> 00:06:38,798 I hate working that way. 148 00:06:38,865 --> 00:06:40,500 I'll keep that in mind. 149 00:06:41,567 --> 00:06:43,936 (DOOR CLOSES) 150 00:06:43,970 --> 00:06:45,605 Dude, your sister is looking to support 151 00:06:45,638 --> 00:06:47,507 the corrupt political system at Arcadia High, 152 00:06:47,540 --> 00:06:49,575 which is totally symptomatic of the larger... 153 00:06:49,609 --> 00:06:50,877 Are we ever gonna talk about your mom? 154 00:06:53,780 --> 00:06:55,381 No. 155 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:57,717 Grace, you IMed me that your mom's an alcoholic. 156 00:07:01,387 --> 00:07:02,922 I know you wanna talk about it. 157 00:07:14,200 --> 00:07:15,802 I... I just wanted you to know. 158 00:07:28,815 --> 00:07:29,816 (LAUGHS) 159 00:07:30,750 --> 00:07:32,552 Cool. Hey. 160 00:07:32,585 --> 00:07:34,854 Yeah, Aaron, the lead singer of Manic Toolhead 161 00:07:34,921 --> 00:07:36,589 asked me to do a drawing for their CD. 162 00:07:36,622 --> 00:07:38,357 Wow. It looks just like him, 163 00:07:38,424 --> 00:07:39,459 if he was a screwdriver. 164 00:07:39,492 --> 00:07:40,860 (ADAM LAUGHS) 165 00:07:40,927 --> 00:07:43,396 This is the graphic arts program you were talking about. 166 00:07:45,131 --> 00:07:47,300 You've been working at that hotel for months. 167 00:07:47,333 --> 00:07:48,968 Haven't you saved anything? 168 00:07:49,001 --> 00:07:50,570 Or maybe they would take a down payment. 169 00:07:50,603 --> 00:07:52,338 No, no. My dad needs new glasses 170 00:07:52,371 --> 00:07:54,607 and the sink leaks... 171 00:07:54,640 --> 00:07:55,975 Hey, do you folks have a minute? 172 00:07:56,509 --> 00:07:58,010 I'm not a folk. 173 00:07:58,044 --> 00:07:59,779 My name is Joan. You fired me, 174 00:07:59,812 --> 00:08:01,314 remember, from yearbook? 175 00:08:01,347 --> 00:08:03,049 Because you're a scuzz-crack. 176 00:08:04,217 --> 00:08:05,518 Ah, yes. 177 00:08:05,585 --> 00:08:07,453 Joan. Um, 178 00:08:07,487 --> 00:08:09,689 I guess you're probably not interested in reading my mission statement? 179 00:08:09,755 --> 00:08:10,957 You have a mission? 180 00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:12,692 (SCOFFS) 181 00:08:12,758 --> 00:08:13,993 Absolutely. 182 00:08:14,026 --> 00:08:15,828 Excellent draftsmanship, by the way. 183 00:08:15,862 --> 00:08:16,896 Phillips-head, right? 184 00:08:16,929 --> 00:08:18,464 Uh, yeah. 185 00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:19,699 Excellent. 186 00:08:19,765 --> 00:08:21,300 I have got a six-point plan 187 00:08:21,334 --> 00:08:23,936 with key features like student tutoring, peer counseling 188 00:08:24,003 --> 00:08:26,172 and a radical re-examination of standardized testing. 189 00:08:27,607 --> 00:08:29,041 Are there Cliff Notes for this? 190 00:08:29,075 --> 00:08:30,710 I trust you'll find it quite compelling. 191 00:08:30,776 --> 00:08:32,712 I know recent polls show me at 11%, 192 00:08:32,778 --> 00:08:34,647 with Lars Klosterman running at 54%, 193 00:08:34,680 --> 00:08:37,250 but I'm optimistic Arcadia voters want a candidate 194 00:08:37,316 --> 00:08:39,018 who's gonna make a difference. 195 00:08:39,051 --> 00:08:41,654 Ladies, could I take a minute of your time to make a difference? 196 00:08:41,687 --> 00:08:43,556 GIRL: Uh, negative. 197 00:08:43,623 --> 00:08:45,024 Thirty seconds? GIRL: No! 198 00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:54,634 HELEN: Wow, I'm excited here. 199 00:08:54,667 --> 00:08:57,637 I asked you guys to stretch yourselves creatively, 200 00:08:57,670 --> 00:08:59,238 and you did. 201 00:08:59,272 --> 00:09:02,174 I've decided to display your pieces for the rest of the month, 202 00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:04,243 so the whole school can see 'em. 203 00:09:04,310 --> 00:09:08,147 Gina, your Memory Piece, 204 00:09:08,180 --> 00:09:11,517 and, Adam, The Lost Boy. 205 00:09:13,386 --> 00:09:15,421 And, Annie... (CLICKS TONGUE) 206 00:09:15,488 --> 00:09:18,391 You took the tragic death of your little sister's gerbil 207 00:09:18,424 --> 00:09:19,892 and you turned it into... 208 00:09:19,926 --> 00:09:21,227 Well... 209 00:09:21,294 --> 00:09:22,929 Mama Said There'd Be Days Like This. 210 00:09:24,130 --> 00:09:28,367 Upsetting, ridiculous and strangely sad. 211 00:09:29,101 --> 00:09:30,970 Yes, Darlene? 212 00:09:31,003 --> 00:09:33,306 I don't understand why it's art. 213 00:09:34,273 --> 00:09:36,075 Right, you said so yesterday. 214 00:09:36,142 --> 00:09:38,678 Well, that was a living creature. 215 00:09:38,711 --> 00:09:40,746 You can't just dip it in shellac 216 00:09:40,780 --> 00:09:42,448 and use it like it's a thing. 217 00:09:42,515 --> 00:09:43,749 What was I supposed to do? 218 00:09:43,783 --> 00:09:45,685 Not shellac it and let it rot? 219 00:09:45,718 --> 00:09:48,487 I just mean that it's disrespectful. 220 00:09:49,956 --> 00:09:51,123 To life. 221 00:09:51,157 --> 00:09:53,526 It's... It's wrong. 222 00:09:53,559 --> 00:09:56,362 Well, you're entitled to your opinion. 223 00:09:56,395 --> 00:09:57,463 Thank you. 224 00:10:00,733 --> 00:10:02,902 ELIZABETH: (SINGING) ♪ Oh, oh 225 00:10:02,935 --> 00:10:07,173 ♪ Beautiful Arcadia 226 00:10:07,239 --> 00:10:12,178 ♪ The school that we all love 227 00:10:12,211 --> 00:10:17,516 ♪ From English class to drama club 228 00:10:17,583 --> 00:10:18,784 ♪ I will... 229 00:10:18,818 --> 00:10:20,386 Hey, there! Thanks so much for your vote. 230 00:10:20,419 --> 00:10:21,654 It means oodles to me. 231 00:10:21,687 --> 00:10:24,690 ♪ Serve you well 232 00:10:24,757 --> 00:10:27,393 ALL: ♪ Arcadia 233 00:10:27,426 --> 00:10:30,463 ♪ Arcadia 234 00:10:30,496 --> 00:10:36,168 ♪ You have to vote for me 235 00:10:36,202 --> 00:10:39,438 ♪ You know you should ♪ 236 00:10:40,439 --> 00:10:41,907 Vote for Lars. 237 00:10:41,941 --> 00:10:43,376 Vote for Lars. 238 00:10:43,442 --> 00:10:44,810 Vote for Lars. Thanks. 239 00:10:44,844 --> 00:10:46,512 Hey, would you like a Lars bar? 240 00:10:46,579 --> 00:10:47,980 Oh, yeah. 241 00:10:48,014 --> 00:10:49,215 Do... Do you have, like, a mission statement or anything? 242 00:10:49,248 --> 00:10:51,350 Vote for Lars. Mission statement? 243 00:10:51,384 --> 00:10:55,021 Yeah, you know, like, policies or philosophy? 244 00:10:55,054 --> 00:10:57,023 Vote for Lars. Look, this is student council, 245 00:10:57,089 --> 00:10:58,724 not France. 246 00:10:58,791 --> 00:11:00,459 (GIGGLING) 247 00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:03,663 Yeah, but you are planning on making things better, right? 248 00:11:03,696 --> 00:11:05,464 Well, uh, you said you were gonna replace 249 00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:07,633 those nasty snack machines by the gym. 250 00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:09,068 Hey, you listened to my speech. 251 00:11:09,135 --> 00:11:10,703 Oh, you bet your buns, lover boy. 252 00:11:10,770 --> 00:11:11,871 All right, the snack machines 253 00:11:11,937 --> 00:11:13,406 aren't really gonna make things better. 254 00:11:13,472 --> 00:11:15,608 Fine. Don't vote for me. 255 00:11:15,641 --> 00:11:18,244 Ladies, hey, would you like a Lars bar? 256 00:11:20,046 --> 00:11:21,847 GIRL: All right, I'm on it. 257 00:11:22,848 --> 00:11:24,083 JUDITH: Hey. Hi, there. 258 00:11:24,150 --> 00:11:25,551 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 259 00:11:30,056 --> 00:11:32,091 Oh, I can't watch. It's too horrible. 260 00:11:32,158 --> 00:11:33,859 Multiply that by six billion 261 00:11:33,893 --> 00:11:35,661 and you'll know what I go through every day. 262 00:11:39,331 --> 00:11:42,435 Can't you, like, smite them or something? Look! 263 00:11:42,501 --> 00:11:44,637 People don't need any help with the smiting. 264 00:11:45,304 --> 00:11:47,573 Yeah, but, look. 265 00:11:47,640 --> 00:11:51,577 Those guys should have, like, claws and little horns and pointy tails... 266 00:11:51,644 --> 00:11:52,678 I get it, Joan. 267 00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:54,847 Some people choose to be bullies, 268 00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:57,216 and others write mission statements. 269 00:11:57,283 --> 00:11:58,584 You want me to support Brian? 270 00:12:00,686 --> 00:12:02,688 A little more guidance, please! 271 00:12:03,856 --> 00:12:05,391 No wonder people don't vote. 272 00:12:08,794 --> 00:12:09,929 Hey. 273 00:12:10,396 --> 00:12:11,931 (SIGHS) 274 00:12:11,997 --> 00:12:13,432 ♪ How did we get here? 275 00:12:13,466 --> 00:12:14,934 ♪ Where did we go wrong? 276 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:19,705 ♪ Bizarro world 277 00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:22,875 ♪ I don't fit in I don't belong 278 00:12:27,146 --> 00:12:29,081 If you really want to win, 279 00:12:29,115 --> 00:12:31,050 lose the argyle. 280 00:12:31,083 --> 00:12:33,886 ♪ Where did we go wrong? ♪ 281 00:12:40,826 --> 00:12:42,862 (DOORBELL RINGING) 282 00:12:50,636 --> 00:12:52,004 (KNOCKING AT DOOR) 283 00:13:06,152 --> 00:13:07,253 Hey. 284 00:13:07,286 --> 00:13:08,587 I didn't wake you up, did I? 285 00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:10,322 No, definitely not. 286 00:13:10,356 --> 00:13:12,224 I just needed to talk. Um... 287 00:13:12,258 --> 00:13:13,592 About what? 288 00:13:14,026 --> 00:13:15,895 Page 43. 289 00:13:15,928 --> 00:13:17,696 Oh. (CHUCKLES) 290 00:13:17,763 --> 00:13:20,666 Yeah, well, I kind of drifted off after Page 8. 291 00:13:20,699 --> 00:13:22,601 Oh, okay, well, I was looking through it, 292 00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:24,069 and he has a proposal 293 00:13:24,103 --> 00:13:26,071 for a math-science program, okay? 294 00:13:26,105 --> 00:13:28,274 And it pays for outside classes, 295 00:13:28,307 --> 00:13:32,545 if you commit to working in a related field after graduation. 296 00:13:32,611 --> 00:13:34,013 (CHUCKLES) Okay, well, don't you think 297 00:13:34,079 --> 00:13:36,315 you'd be kind of miserable teaching algebra, 298 00:13:36,348 --> 00:13:38,250 you know, with the pocket protectors and... 299 00:13:38,284 --> 00:13:41,020 No, no, no. I'm talking about art, Jane. 300 00:13:41,086 --> 00:13:43,856 I mean, a program like this could pay for my classes. 301 00:13:43,889 --> 00:13:45,758 You know, Brian's sort of geeky, 302 00:13:45,791 --> 00:13:48,460 so... So, maybe he just didn't think about art. 303 00:13:48,494 --> 00:13:50,129 (WHISPERS) He really is the one. 304 00:13:50,162 --> 00:13:53,132 I mean, if something like this worked out, 305 00:13:53,165 --> 00:13:55,467 maybe I can make money from my art, 306 00:13:55,501 --> 00:13:57,736 you know, just quit the hotel. 307 00:13:57,770 --> 00:14:00,339 I... I know I shouldn't get all stoked about something like this, 308 00:14:00,372 --> 00:14:01,740 but I... I... 309 00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:09,982 (STAMMERING) What was that for? 310 00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:13,018 Because you're happy. 311 00:14:15,020 --> 00:14:17,056 I haven't seen you like this in a while. 312 00:14:17,890 --> 00:14:19,391 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 313 00:14:24,430 --> 00:14:25,564 I... I should run. 314 00:14:25,631 --> 00:14:28,033 Um, it's my night to shampoo the lobby. 315 00:14:28,067 --> 00:14:29,568 Yeah. Bummer. 316 00:14:29,635 --> 00:14:32,972 No, it's okay. I'm gonna shampoo in concentric circles, 317 00:14:33,005 --> 00:14:34,573 make op art you can walk on. 318 00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:35,674 (CHUCKLES) 319 00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:38,143 Good night. Thanks. Good night. 320 00:14:49,355 --> 00:14:52,524 You're actually displaying a dead animal in your classroom? 321 00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:55,494 (LAUGHS) It's a conceptual art piece. 322 00:14:55,527 --> 00:14:58,664 Darlene Fitch's parents called the school. 323 00:14:58,697 --> 00:15:01,066 It's an affront to their religious beliefs. 324 00:15:01,100 --> 00:15:02,902 What religious beliefs? 325 00:15:02,935 --> 00:15:04,904 Who knows? Just put the thing away. 326 00:15:05,871 --> 00:15:07,573 You're ordering me 327 00:15:07,606 --> 00:15:10,009 to put away a student's artwork? 328 00:15:10,943 --> 00:15:12,544 A dead gerbil is art? 329 00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:15,714 Why not? Damien Hirst hung a dead cow in the Tate Modern. 330 00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:17,182 Oh, so the next time 331 00:15:17,216 --> 00:15:19,551 I run over a dog on my way to school, I'm van Gogh? 332 00:15:19,585 --> 00:15:21,687 Do you often run over dogs on your way to school? 333 00:15:22,254 --> 00:15:23,289 Helen, 334 00:15:24,056 --> 00:15:25,224 just get rid of the thing 335 00:15:25,257 --> 00:15:26,425 before we get sued. 336 00:15:27,159 --> 00:15:30,062 Uh, you can't tell me 337 00:15:30,095 --> 00:15:31,263 what to display 338 00:15:31,297 --> 00:15:33,432 just because it might offend someone. 339 00:15:33,465 --> 00:15:35,167 Sometimes, art offends. 340 00:15:35,234 --> 00:15:37,870 If it didn't, we'd be left with clown paintings 341 00:15:37,903 --> 00:15:39,905 and Elvis on velvet. 342 00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:41,073 If they have a problem, 343 00:15:41,106 --> 00:15:43,409 tell Darlene's parents to call me. 344 00:15:43,442 --> 00:15:46,879 ♪ Get up and believe it now 345 00:15:46,912 --> 00:15:48,480 ♪ Wake up 346 00:15:48,547 --> 00:15:53,953 ♪ Get up and believe it 347 00:15:53,986 --> 00:15:56,522 ♪ Here's to new beginnings ♪ 348 00:15:56,555 --> 00:15:58,958 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 349 00:16:01,827 --> 00:16:04,196 Excellent, most excellent. 350 00:16:04,263 --> 00:16:06,565 So, you'll find him an art scholarship? 351 00:16:06,598 --> 00:16:08,701 Oh, I... I don't really know anything about arts funding. 352 00:16:08,767 --> 00:16:09,935 But you can find out 353 00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:11,603 because you're the one who makes a difference. 354 00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:12,671 It says so right here. ADAM: Jane, if he doesn't know... 355 00:16:12,705 --> 00:16:14,974 Uh-uh. Posters. Focus. 356 00:16:16,175 --> 00:16:17,676 Scholarship-wise, 357 00:16:17,743 --> 00:16:19,378 I just don't know if art is on anyone's radar anymore. 358 00:16:19,445 --> 00:16:21,246 What? Look at those posters. Look. 359 00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:24,116 How can you say art isn't on anyone's radar? Look. 360 00:16:24,149 --> 00:16:26,285 I guess I could call a few organizations. 361 00:16:26,318 --> 00:16:28,787 That's right. Tell them you're el presidente. 362 00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:30,556 Work it. Work it, Brian. 363 00:16:30,622 --> 00:16:31,824 But I'm not president. 364 00:16:31,857 --> 00:16:32,925 Hi. Vote for Beaumont. 365 00:16:32,958 --> 00:16:34,059 You will be. Trust me. 366 00:16:35,327 --> 00:16:36,962 Hi. Vote for Beaumont. 367 00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:39,031 (SINGING) ♪ ... Elizabeth Goetzman 368 00:16:39,098 --> 00:16:41,734 ♪ I will represent Arcadia 369 00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:44,603 ♪ And every person 370 00:16:44,636 --> 00:16:51,477 ♪ You will not regret if I'm elected president 371 00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:54,213 (SINGING) ♪ My Beaumont 'tis ofe 372 00:16:54,279 --> 00:16:57,383 ♪ Sweet presidente 373 00:16:57,449 --> 00:17:00,352 ♪ He's got my vote ♪ Glory, glory 374 00:17:00,386 --> 00:17:02,988 ♪ He's got the mission statement ♪ Hal-Elizabeth Goetzman 375 00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:05,858 ♪ It's 48 pages long ♪ Glory, Glory 376 00:17:05,891 --> 00:17:08,994 ♪ From every classroom ♪ Hal-Elizabeth Goetzman 377 00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:11,263 ♪ Vote Brian Beaumont... ♪ Glory, Glory 378 00:17:11,330 --> 00:17:15,167 ♪ Hal-Elizabeth Goetzman ♪ 379 00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:18,003 ♪ Sweet presidente 380 00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:20,072 ♪ He's got my vote ♪ 381 00:17:20,139 --> 00:17:21,507 MAN: ...be here in a few minutes. 382 00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:23,208 You can go ahead and take a seat right over here. 383 00:17:23,242 --> 00:17:25,844 WOMAN: All right, thank you. All right, thank you. 384 00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:27,379 Kev, you got a minute? 385 00:17:27,413 --> 00:17:29,782 Sure. Something wrong? 386 00:17:29,848 --> 00:17:32,051 You know that story the paper's doing on Lucy Preston? 387 00:17:32,084 --> 00:17:33,519 Yeah. 388 00:17:34,820 --> 00:17:36,021 Well, I know she's pretty popular 389 00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:37,523 and friends with the publisher and stuff, 390 00:17:37,556 --> 00:17:39,725 but... if you hear anything, 391 00:17:39,758 --> 00:17:41,760 if... questions come up... 392 00:17:41,794 --> 00:17:44,196 What have you heard? Nothing. 393 00:17:44,229 --> 00:17:46,165 It's just that she plays it so close to the vest, 394 00:17:46,198 --> 00:17:48,200 I just want to know who I'm dealing with. 395 00:17:51,336 --> 00:17:52,871 What? 396 00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:56,275 You've never asked me to help you with anything before. 397 00:17:56,308 --> 00:17:57,709 Well, get used to it, 'cause one day 398 00:17:57,743 --> 00:18:00,079 you'll be feeding me applesauce in a nursing home. 399 00:18:00,112 --> 00:18:02,448 (JUDGE SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) 400 00:18:05,551 --> 00:18:07,886 I know this election seems really stupid and pointless 401 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:10,656 and all the candidates seem like interchangeable idiots, but... 402 00:18:10,722 --> 00:18:13,258 Are you sure she didn't get shock therapy over the summer? 403 00:18:13,292 --> 00:18:16,361 No. She signed up for arts and crafts instead. 404 00:18:16,395 --> 00:18:18,097 Hey. Hey. 405 00:18:18,130 --> 00:18:20,699 Hey, you know, she's really doing an amazing job. 406 00:18:20,732 --> 00:18:22,401 Brian's already up in the polls. JOAN: Hi, vote Beaumont. 407 00:18:22,434 --> 00:18:23,902 Another brain lost to love. 408 00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:26,105 Hi. Vote for Beaumont. Thanks for your support. 409 00:18:26,138 --> 00:18:28,907 Could you maybe do this with a bag over your head? 410 00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:30,943 I'm gonna change things around here, Grace. 411 00:18:35,047 --> 00:18:36,915 Are you eating a Lars bar? 412 00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:37,983 Keep your hair on. 413 00:18:38,050 --> 00:18:39,718 I'm only in it for the chocolate. 414 00:18:39,751 --> 00:18:41,820 And the possibility of meaningless groping with the candidate. 415 00:18:41,887 --> 00:18:44,123 Hi. Oh! Luke. 416 00:18:44,156 --> 00:18:45,591 Here, take this. Joan, 417 00:18:45,624 --> 00:18:46,825 you've already given me like... Take the damn thing. 418 00:18:46,892 --> 00:18:48,360 I'm creating a groundswell. 419 00:18:48,427 --> 00:18:50,796 Methinks the lady doth protest too much. 420 00:18:50,829 --> 00:18:53,398 Freidman, tell me you're not actually memorizing Hamlet. 421 00:18:53,432 --> 00:18:55,267 I told him you were just joking about the date. 422 00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:59,304 In jest, truth is found, and found in truth, jest. 423 00:18:59,338 --> 00:19:01,507 JOAN: Hi. Vote for Beaumont. Please. 424 00:19:01,573 --> 00:19:03,275 Act 2, Scene 3. 425 00:19:03,308 --> 00:19:04,643 Fire up those lips, baby. 426 00:19:04,676 --> 00:19:06,145 Talk to the freak, dude. 427 00:19:06,178 --> 00:19:07,813 This is humiliating, even for him. 428 00:19:07,846 --> 00:19:09,715 Apparently, I no longer have the language for it. 429 00:19:09,781 --> 00:19:11,683 What exactly do you think Judith is gonna do 430 00:19:11,750 --> 00:19:13,152 when you memorize Hamlet? 431 00:19:13,185 --> 00:19:14,920 More things in heaven and earth, Grace-io, 432 00:19:14,953 --> 00:19:16,255 than are dreamt of in your philosophy. 433 00:19:16,288 --> 00:19:17,856 Hey, what's that you've got there? 434 00:19:17,890 --> 00:19:20,893 "Brian Beaumont. A mission statement." 435 00:19:20,959 --> 00:19:23,128 Carrying this might not be too good for your health. 436 00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:25,030 You can't possibly be this much of a nimrod, right? 437 00:19:25,063 --> 00:19:27,099 Leave it alone, Grace. (IMITATING LUKE) Leave it alone, Grace. 438 00:19:27,132 --> 00:19:28,834 They're not gonna do anything. 439 00:19:28,867 --> 00:19:30,536 These losers have some archaic code where they never hit a girl. 440 00:19:30,602 --> 00:19:31,637 Yeah, as if you're a girl. 441 00:19:31,670 --> 00:19:32,804 (GRUNTS) 442 00:19:33,205 --> 00:19:34,473 (GRUNTS) 443 00:19:34,506 --> 00:19:37,309 (STUDENTS EXCLAIMING) 444 00:19:37,342 --> 00:19:39,311 GIRL 1: Come on. GIRL 2: Chill out. 445 00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:41,213 DONNY: Later, losers. 446 00:19:44,416 --> 00:19:45,951 That was beautiful, dude. (CHUCKLES) 447 00:19:46,752 --> 00:19:48,720 (BOTH LAUGHING) 448 00:19:58,664 --> 00:20:00,065 Why'd they take it? 449 00:20:00,132 --> 00:20:02,167 You said they wouldn't take it. 450 00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:04,803 Mrs. Girardi? Craig Fitch. 451 00:20:04,836 --> 00:20:07,139 This is my wife, Teri. 452 00:20:07,172 --> 00:20:09,041 We just wanted to explain 453 00:20:09,107 --> 00:20:12,377 why we had Mr. Chadwick remove the, uh, dead animal. 454 00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:15,480 Could we talk about this privately? 455 00:20:25,090 --> 00:20:28,627 You had my student's work removed 456 00:20:28,694 --> 00:20:31,163 without talking to me first? 457 00:20:31,196 --> 00:20:33,332 A dead animal is not a student's work. 458 00:20:33,365 --> 00:20:35,601 CRAIG: In a culture of violence, do we need our schools 459 00:20:35,634 --> 00:20:37,769 sending out the message that death is a joke? 460 00:20:37,836 --> 00:20:40,239 And what message does censorship send? 461 00:20:40,272 --> 00:20:43,041 I am not trying to shut down some art gallery here. 462 00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:44,543 This is a school, 463 00:20:44,576 --> 00:20:46,411 which my tax dollars fund. 464 00:20:46,445 --> 00:20:49,514 Oh, so you get to decide what has value and what doesn't? 465 00:20:49,548 --> 00:20:51,850 Now, you people are the reason why there's no money for the arts. 466 00:20:51,883 --> 00:20:52,951 Thanks, Darlene, really. 467 00:20:53,018 --> 00:20:55,754 That's enough, Adam. Go back in the class. 468 00:20:55,787 --> 00:20:57,889 Well, you've made your position very clear. 469 00:20:57,923 --> 00:21:00,292 Now if you'll excuse me, 470 00:21:00,359 --> 00:21:02,094 I need to start class. 471 00:21:03,762 --> 00:21:06,565 CRAIG: Come on. Let's go. Let's go. 472 00:21:06,598 --> 00:21:08,233 Beaumont! 473 00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:11,570 Beaumont, he's dressing better. Vote Beaumont. 474 00:21:11,603 --> 00:21:13,105 He's dressing better, a lot better. 475 00:21:13,138 --> 00:21:14,806 Hey, save it, Jo-Jo. Vote Beaumont. 476 00:21:14,873 --> 00:21:16,775 No one's gonna vote for a guy whose dad is in jail. 477 00:21:16,808 --> 00:21:18,410 What are you talking about? Vote Beaumont. 478 00:21:18,443 --> 00:21:21,013 That's the rumor the Lars propaganda factory is spreading. 479 00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:24,016 But that can't be true. Vote Beaumont. 480 00:21:24,082 --> 00:21:25,917 Every kid in school will think it by the end of the day. 481 00:21:25,951 --> 00:21:28,287 What does it matter if it's true or not? 482 00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:30,756 Well, it... It just does, doesn't it? 483 00:21:31,823 --> 00:21:33,258 This is war. 484 00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:37,296 You're not a wartime consigliere, Jo-Jo. 485 00:21:37,329 --> 00:21:39,298 Been watching The Godfather on cable. (CHUCKLES) 486 00:21:39,331 --> 00:21:40,799 Come on, I'll buy you a Lars bar. 487 00:21:42,267 --> 00:21:43,635 No. I can't. 488 00:21:53,178 --> 00:21:54,479 They're lying about you. 489 00:21:54,513 --> 00:21:55,747 This is the men's room. 490 00:21:55,781 --> 00:21:57,282 I don't have time for gender issues, Brian. 491 00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:58,517 They're trying to smear you. 492 00:21:58,583 --> 00:22:00,252 They're spreading crazy lies about your dad. 493 00:22:00,285 --> 00:22:02,321 I heard. A friend of Lars started it. 494 00:22:02,354 --> 00:22:03,922 (SIGHS) 495 00:22:03,955 --> 00:22:06,158 Hey! We're holding a cabinet meeting here. 496 00:22:09,861 --> 00:22:11,897 (SIGHS) So, what are you gonna do? 497 00:22:13,965 --> 00:22:15,500 Nothing. (SIGHS) 498 00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:17,536 It's not a lie. 499 00:22:17,602 --> 00:22:19,071 My dad is in jail. 500 00:22:19,104 --> 00:22:20,706 He broke into somebody's house and stole some stuff. 501 00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:23,675 Your dad, really? 502 00:22:23,709 --> 00:22:26,278 I barely see him. He only comes around for money. 503 00:22:26,311 --> 00:22:27,479 It was in my school file. 504 00:22:27,512 --> 00:22:29,448 Someone broke into the records. 505 00:22:30,282 --> 00:22:32,284 Now you know. 506 00:22:32,317 --> 00:22:33,618 Now everyone knows. 507 00:22:33,652 --> 00:22:34,720 So, I'll quit the race. 508 00:22:34,753 --> 00:22:36,021 No. 509 00:22:36,054 --> 00:22:37,489 No. You know what happened 510 00:22:37,522 --> 00:22:39,491 when I told my mother that everyone knew? 511 00:22:39,524 --> 00:22:40,559 She started crying, 512 00:22:40,625 --> 00:22:41,993 blaming herself for ruining my life. 513 00:22:43,195 --> 00:22:44,329 JOAN: Do you mind? 514 00:22:44,363 --> 00:22:45,397 But I really have to pee. 515 00:22:45,430 --> 00:22:46,832 Use the bushes. 516 00:22:46,865 --> 00:22:47,999 (WHIMPERS) 517 00:22:48,033 --> 00:22:49,234 (SIGHS) 518 00:22:50,535 --> 00:22:53,105 Look, you can't quit. 519 00:22:53,171 --> 00:22:54,806 I mean, I don't even like you, 520 00:22:54,840 --> 00:22:56,274 and I still know that we need you. 521 00:22:56,308 --> 00:22:57,509 If you quit, they'll win. 522 00:23:01,913 --> 00:23:03,515 You really believe in me, huh? 523 00:23:05,016 --> 00:23:06,752 Yeah. Yeah. I guess I do. 524 00:23:06,818 --> 00:23:09,154 And I also believe that it's our mission 525 00:23:09,187 --> 00:23:11,189 to throw some dirt right back at them. 526 00:23:15,761 --> 00:23:18,363 (SNIFFS) Ugh, boys are animals. 527 00:23:18,397 --> 00:23:19,731 (DOOR OPENS) 528 00:23:26,505 --> 00:23:28,173 (ROCKER DUDE GOD PLAYING BASS GUITAR) 529 00:23:28,206 --> 00:23:29,908 Shouldn't you be playing the violin? 530 00:23:31,510 --> 00:23:33,745 Huh? Violin. 531 00:23:33,779 --> 00:23:36,114 Fiddling while Rome burns? Didn't you take history? 532 00:23:36,148 --> 00:23:37,682 I created history. 533 00:23:37,749 --> 00:23:38,850 (CONTINUES PLAYING) 534 00:23:38,884 --> 00:23:40,952 How can you just sit here and rock out? 535 00:23:40,986 --> 00:23:43,021 Everybody in the school knows about Brian's dad. 536 00:23:43,054 --> 00:23:45,824 Some people do whatever it takes to win. 537 00:23:45,857 --> 00:23:47,793 You think I'm not trying? 538 00:23:47,826 --> 00:23:48,927 You think I don't wanna win? 539 00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:50,362 What else am I supposed to do? 540 00:23:53,965 --> 00:23:55,834 Brian Beaumont. 541 00:23:55,867 --> 00:23:57,002 Brian Beaumont. 542 00:23:57,035 --> 00:23:59,171 (SCOFFS) We need Brobdingnagian. 543 00:23:59,204 --> 00:24:01,239 (STUDENTS CHATTERING) 544 00:24:01,306 --> 00:24:04,142 Huge. The latest polls don't look good. 545 00:24:04,176 --> 00:24:06,111 Well, they will if we find something on Lars. 546 00:24:06,678 --> 00:24:07,979 Whatever it takes. 547 00:24:08,013 --> 00:24:09,881 It's the only way to beat these guys. 548 00:24:09,948 --> 00:24:11,817 A horse's head always works. 549 00:24:11,850 --> 00:24:13,819 I thought you were the poster girl for apathy. 550 00:24:13,852 --> 00:24:16,254 She was hit by a wave of school spirit. 551 00:24:16,321 --> 00:24:18,190 And she told you? 552 00:24:18,223 --> 00:24:19,324 BRIAN: Beaumont for president. 553 00:24:19,357 --> 00:24:20,358 I gleaned it. 554 00:24:22,360 --> 00:24:24,196 Hey, okay. 555 00:24:24,229 --> 00:24:25,630 I think I have something. 556 00:24:25,664 --> 00:24:27,599 Yes. "Something is rotten in the state of Denmark." 557 00:24:27,666 --> 00:24:29,201 God, get a grip, Freidman. 558 00:24:29,234 --> 00:24:30,702 Here's the dealio. 559 00:24:30,735 --> 00:24:33,004 No secret I've been hanging around Lars. 560 00:24:33,038 --> 00:24:35,106 Oh, God, he was wearing those low pants, 561 00:24:35,173 --> 00:24:37,175 tight tee... 562 00:24:37,209 --> 00:24:42,013 Anyway, I saw him walk into the school counselor's office. 563 00:24:42,447 --> 00:24:43,915 (SCOFFS) 564 00:24:43,982 --> 00:24:45,784 Hello? We go to the school counselor. 565 00:24:45,851 --> 00:24:48,186 Because they make us after crazy camp. 566 00:24:48,220 --> 00:24:50,355 No one ever voluntarily sees Mr. Dingle. 567 00:24:50,388 --> 00:24:52,157 Trouble in paradise. 568 00:24:52,190 --> 00:24:54,559 I'm thinking maybe addicted to painkillers. 569 00:24:54,593 --> 00:24:55,861 Steroid abuse. 570 00:24:55,894 --> 00:24:57,462 Can't spell his name. 571 00:24:57,529 --> 00:24:58,763 BRIAN: Vote for Beaumont. 572 00:24:58,830 --> 00:25:00,031 BRIAN: Please. 573 00:25:04,636 --> 00:25:06,872 Look, we have to find out. 574 00:25:06,905 --> 00:25:08,974 This is about good and evil. 575 00:25:11,209 --> 00:25:14,279 And good is gonna kick ass. 576 00:25:14,346 --> 00:25:16,381 ♪ You can't hide from everything you are 577 00:25:16,414 --> 00:25:17,549 ♪ You can't hide 578 00:25:17,582 --> 00:25:18,617 ♪ You can't hide 579 00:25:18,683 --> 00:25:19,751 ♪ You can't hide 580 00:25:19,784 --> 00:25:20,852 ♪ You can't hide 581 00:25:20,886 --> 00:25:22,187 ♪ You can't, you can't 582 00:25:22,220 --> 00:25:24,523 ♪ You can't, you can't hide ♪ 583 00:25:44,242 --> 00:25:47,779 I hate to say it, but everyone speaks very highly of her. 584 00:25:47,812 --> 00:25:51,049 Graduated summa cum laude from Annapolis. 585 00:25:51,082 --> 00:25:54,786 Joined the police academy after her father's death in 1984, 586 00:25:54,819 --> 00:25:56,354 again, head of her class. 587 00:25:56,421 --> 00:25:57,789 She was in New Orleans before, right? 588 00:25:57,822 --> 00:25:59,558 That place has been corrupt for years. 589 00:25:59,591 --> 00:26:01,092 She got a commendation from the city. 590 00:26:01,893 --> 00:26:03,461 What is it about her? 591 00:26:03,528 --> 00:26:06,097 You having trouble working for a woman? What? 592 00:26:06,131 --> 00:26:09,601 No. She just slid into Roebuck's job so easily, 593 00:26:09,634 --> 00:26:12,504 and now she's trying to change the way we do business. 594 00:26:16,508 --> 00:26:18,710 Hi. Lucy Preston. 595 00:26:18,777 --> 00:26:19,945 You must be Will's son. 596 00:26:19,978 --> 00:26:21,780 Kevin. It's a pleasure. 597 00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:23,615 It's all here. 598 00:26:23,648 --> 00:26:25,317 Indexed and alphabetized. 599 00:26:25,350 --> 00:26:26,785 News clippings, commendations, 600 00:26:26,818 --> 00:26:28,687 recommendations, job assessments. 601 00:26:28,753 --> 00:26:30,121 One guy trashed me, 602 00:26:30,155 --> 00:26:32,657 but I think it's only because I crushed him at golf. 603 00:26:32,691 --> 00:26:36,194 I've also included the name and phone number of my last boyfriend, 604 00:26:36,261 --> 00:26:37,829 who I'm still on good terms with, 605 00:26:37,862 --> 00:26:40,198 if you wanna get into the personal side of things. 606 00:26:40,265 --> 00:26:42,601 And if there's anything else that you'd like, 607 00:26:42,634 --> 00:26:45,370 just... ask. 608 00:26:47,672 --> 00:26:49,708 (STUTTERS) We were just talking. 609 00:26:49,774 --> 00:26:52,043 He's doing research for the paper. 610 00:26:52,077 --> 00:26:53,144 If I was in your position, 611 00:26:53,178 --> 00:26:54,779 I would've made the same call, Will. 612 00:26:54,813 --> 00:26:55,847 If we trusted everybody, 613 00:26:55,880 --> 00:26:57,449 we'd be lousy cops, wouldn't we? 614 00:26:59,851 --> 00:27:02,187 (CHUCKLES) Aren't you testifying? 615 00:27:03,388 --> 00:27:05,490 At 2:00. I was, uh, just on my way in. 616 00:27:05,523 --> 00:27:06,625 Oh, good. 617 00:27:06,658 --> 00:27:08,526 Then I'll see you back at the office. 618 00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:10,729 And I'll look forward to reading your article. 619 00:27:11,863 --> 00:27:13,798 Maybe you could make me sound tall. 620 00:27:22,173 --> 00:27:23,408 (SIGHS) 621 00:27:25,510 --> 00:27:26,511 (SIGHS) 622 00:27:28,580 --> 00:27:30,715 HELEN: So, that's just the way you had it, right? 623 00:27:30,749 --> 00:27:33,051 ANNIE: Yeah. It's okay. It looks fine. 624 00:27:43,395 --> 00:27:45,664 Darlene, I went to the board 625 00:27:45,697 --> 00:27:47,465 and I discussed Annie's piece with them, 626 00:27:47,499 --> 00:27:49,067 and they agreed with me 627 00:27:49,100 --> 00:27:51,636 that it's unacceptable to censor students in the classroom, 628 00:27:51,703 --> 00:27:54,906 so, Annie's work will be displayed here all week. 629 00:27:54,973 --> 00:27:56,708 If you find that offensive, 630 00:27:56,741 --> 00:27:58,576 you could spend class in the library. 631 00:27:58,643 --> 00:28:01,880 I just came here to tell you that I'm dropping art. 632 00:28:01,913 --> 00:28:05,083 You're always saying that it's important to listen, but you didn't. 633 00:28:05,116 --> 00:28:07,252 You just treated me and my parents like we were idiots. 634 00:28:07,285 --> 00:28:08,453 Oh, Darlene, I... 635 00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:10,288 I used to wanna be an artist. 636 00:28:10,321 --> 00:28:12,090 I guess I'm not allowed in the club. 637 00:28:29,140 --> 00:28:31,876 I say we break into Dingle's after school and steal the Lars file. 638 00:28:31,910 --> 00:28:33,411 Doesn't that seem a little unethical? 639 00:28:33,912 --> 00:28:35,246 Fine. 640 00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:36,815 Michael Corleone thought he was above it all, too. 641 00:28:36,848 --> 00:28:38,216 I just don't know. 642 00:28:38,249 --> 00:28:39,918 Fine. What's an ethical way to get the dirt? 643 00:28:39,951 --> 00:28:41,119 We could follow him. 644 00:28:41,152 --> 00:28:42,721 JUDITH: Oh, highly ethical. 645 00:28:42,754 --> 00:28:45,090 I hear, Mother Teresa used to tail people all the time. 646 00:28:46,658 --> 00:28:47,959 Yeah, well, at least we... 647 00:28:51,429 --> 00:28:53,331 All right, see you, man. See you, guys. 648 00:28:53,398 --> 00:28:55,500 At least we won't have to share a cell with Brian's dad. 649 00:28:56,334 --> 00:28:58,336 ♪ Never wore cover-up 650 00:28:58,369 --> 00:29:00,638 ♪ Always beat the boys up 651 00:29:00,672 --> 00:29:04,008 ♪ Grew up in a 5,000 population town 652 00:29:05,477 --> 00:29:07,512 ♪ Made my money by cutting grass 653 00:29:07,579 --> 00:29:09,981 ♪ Got fired by the fried chicken ass 654 00:29:10,014 --> 00:29:13,852 ♪ All in a small town, Nappanee 655 00:29:13,885 --> 00:29:16,688 ♪ You know I always stay... 656 00:29:16,721 --> 00:29:18,623 JUDITH: He's so in love with himself. 657 00:29:18,656 --> 00:29:21,559 So, this is what the popular kids do in their free time. 658 00:29:21,626 --> 00:29:24,129 Ah, the devil's in the details. 659 00:29:24,162 --> 00:29:28,666 ♪ Where do I belong forever 660 00:29:28,700 --> 00:29:30,602 ♪ In whose arms 661 00:29:30,635 --> 00:29:33,271 ♪ The time and place? 662 00:29:33,304 --> 00:29:35,640 ♪ Can't help if I space in a daze 663 00:29:35,673 --> 00:29:38,009 ♪ My eyes tune out the other way 664 00:29:38,042 --> 00:29:41,613 ♪ I may switch off and go in a daydream 665 00:29:42,847 --> 00:29:44,949 ♪ In this head my thoughts are deep 666 00:29:44,983 --> 00:29:47,318 ♪ But sometimes I can't even speak 667 00:29:47,352 --> 00:29:48,653 ♪ Would someone be... 668 00:29:48,686 --> 00:29:49,888 (CELL PHONE BEEPS) 669 00:29:49,954 --> 00:29:53,391 ♪ I'm off again in my world 670 00:29:53,458 --> 00:29:56,194 He gets a call like that about five times a day. LARS: Yeah. Where are you? 671 00:29:56,227 --> 00:29:58,830 It's either his girlfriend or his dealer. Okay. Yeah, I'll come. 672 00:30:01,366 --> 00:30:03,501 ♪ In this head my thoughts are deep 673 00:30:03,535 --> 00:30:05,937 ♪ But sometimes I can't even speak 674 00:30:06,004 --> 00:30:08,206 ♪ Would someone be and not pretend? 675 00:30:08,239 --> 00:30:11,209 ♪ I'm off again in my world ♪ 676 00:30:18,683 --> 00:30:20,451 (INAUDIBLE) 677 00:30:20,518 --> 00:30:21,886 (WHISPERING) Oh! 678 00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:23,721 That's Teddy Marks. 679 00:30:23,755 --> 00:30:25,056 Total drug dealer. 680 00:30:25,089 --> 00:30:27,625 (WHISPERING) Okay, hand over the drugs. 681 00:30:30,395 --> 00:30:31,396 I missed you. 682 00:30:40,205 --> 00:30:41,272 (CELL PHONE BEEPS) 683 00:30:41,339 --> 00:30:42,473 LARS: Whoa. 684 00:30:42,540 --> 00:30:44,008 Whoa. Go. 685 00:30:45,710 --> 00:30:47,111 Go, go, go, go, go, go. 686 00:30:59,257 --> 00:31:00,491 I even liked his ears. 687 00:31:00,525 --> 00:31:02,227 He was gonna be my New Year's resolution. 688 00:31:02,293 --> 00:31:04,629 Hmm. Guess you'll have to fall back on calling your grandma more often. 689 00:31:04,662 --> 00:31:06,197 Look, we need to focus. 690 00:31:06,731 --> 00:31:07,999 (SIGHS) 691 00:31:08,032 --> 00:31:09,367 Mass IMing. 692 00:31:10,368 --> 00:31:11,970 Too techie. 693 00:31:12,003 --> 00:31:13,938 Right. We have to weaponize the information 694 00:31:14,005 --> 00:31:16,541 into the most lethal form possible. Mm-hmm. 695 00:31:16,574 --> 00:31:18,843 Maybe we go simple, the rumor. 696 00:31:18,877 --> 00:31:20,211 No. He'll just deny it. 697 00:31:20,245 --> 00:31:21,512 And if people think we made it up, 698 00:31:21,546 --> 00:31:23,214 we could get some serious blowback. 699 00:31:23,248 --> 00:31:25,350 (SCOFFS) We're pretty much destroying a guy 700 00:31:25,383 --> 00:31:27,352 by pandering to homophobic bigots. 701 00:31:27,385 --> 00:31:29,520 Isn't blowback a risk we're gonna have to take? 702 00:31:29,554 --> 00:31:30,855 Together, please. Oh, thanks. 703 00:31:30,889 --> 00:31:32,123 Thank you. (KEYPAD BEEPING) 704 00:31:32,156 --> 00:31:33,758 No. We need cover. 705 00:31:33,825 --> 00:31:37,328 If things go bad, we need plausible deniability. 706 00:31:37,362 --> 00:31:39,731 Wow. Who knew social studies would come in so handy? 707 00:31:39,764 --> 00:31:40,765 (CHUCKLES) 708 00:31:41,666 --> 00:31:43,401 Anonymous flyers. 709 00:31:43,434 --> 00:31:44,869 With a picture from my video. 710 00:31:46,237 --> 00:31:47,538 We are so good at this. 711 00:31:47,572 --> 00:31:48,773 Yeah, we are. 712 00:31:52,410 --> 00:31:53,611 (GIGGLES) 713 00:31:54,612 --> 00:31:57,115 (GIGGLING MANIACALLY) 714 00:32:00,051 --> 00:32:02,887 Hey! Hey, don't mess with my artwork, man. 715 00:32:02,921 --> 00:32:04,689 (SCOFFS) Do you wanna die? 716 00:32:04,722 --> 00:32:06,824 What, it's not enough you talk trash about his family? 717 00:32:06,891 --> 00:32:09,027 What, you don't get a big enough charge out of that, huh? 718 00:32:09,060 --> 00:32:10,295 Hey! Hey! 719 00:32:11,062 --> 00:32:13,031 Forget it. Forget it. 720 00:32:15,934 --> 00:32:17,635 (MARKER THUDS) 721 00:32:18,403 --> 00:32:19,437 Forget it. 722 00:32:19,470 --> 00:32:21,239 ♪ But my God it's so beautiful 723 00:32:21,272 --> 00:32:22,740 ♪ When the boy smiles 724 00:32:22,774 --> 00:32:24,575 ♪ Wanna hold him 725 00:32:24,609 --> 00:32:25,810 Hey. 726 00:32:25,877 --> 00:32:27,812 ♪ Maybe I'll just sing about it 727 00:32:30,114 --> 00:32:32,250 ♪ 'Cause you can't jump the track 728 00:32:32,283 --> 00:32:34,652 ♪ We're like cars on a cable 729 00:32:34,719 --> 00:32:37,255 ♪ And life's like an hourglass 730 00:32:37,288 --> 00:32:39,324 ♪ Glued to the table 731 00:32:39,357 --> 00:32:40,925 ♪ No one can find... 732 00:32:40,959 --> 00:32:43,428 You know, statistically, this last campaign thrust 733 00:32:43,461 --> 00:32:46,397 has less than a 13% chance of success. 734 00:32:46,431 --> 00:32:48,967 You realize I don't understand half of what you say. 735 00:32:49,634 --> 00:32:50,802 Right. 736 00:32:53,471 --> 00:32:57,608 ♪ Just breathe 737 00:32:57,642 --> 00:32:59,277 ♪ Whoa breathe... 738 00:32:59,310 --> 00:33:00,345 When I was 11, 739 00:33:00,411 --> 00:33:02,380 my friend Becky Coogan slept over. 740 00:33:04,349 --> 00:33:07,585 We went downstairs in the morning for breakfast. 741 00:33:07,618 --> 00:33:09,487 My mom was going to make us pancakes. 742 00:33:13,491 --> 00:33:16,694 She was still passed out on the kitchen floor from the night before. 743 00:33:19,364 --> 00:33:21,132 Becky never talked to me after that. 744 00:33:25,336 --> 00:33:26,838 Becky was cool. 745 00:33:27,505 --> 00:33:29,374 You would've liked her. 746 00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:32,477 ♪ Just breathe 747 00:33:33,678 --> 00:33:38,649 ♪ Whoa breathe ♪ 748 00:33:38,683 --> 00:33:43,888 ALL: (SINGING) ♪ O beautiful Arca 749 00:33:43,955 --> 00:33:46,057 ♪ The school that we... 750 00:33:46,090 --> 00:33:47,859 BRIAN: Brian Beaumont, he's gonna make some changes. 751 00:33:47,892 --> 00:33:49,394 I'm going to make changes, okay? 752 00:33:49,460 --> 00:33:50,762 Only six more hours. 753 00:33:50,828 --> 00:33:52,530 Don't forget to vote. 754 00:33:52,563 --> 00:33:53,698 Vote for Beaumont. 755 00:33:53,731 --> 00:33:55,166 Vote for Brian Beaumont. 756 00:33:55,199 --> 00:33:56,667 Beaumont for president. 757 00:33:56,701 --> 00:33:58,369 Making a difference. 758 00:33:58,403 --> 00:34:00,338 Sly. Vote for Brian Beaumont for president. 759 00:34:00,371 --> 00:34:01,906 STUDENTS: (SINGING) ♪ Arcadia...♪ 760 00:34:01,939 --> 00:34:03,241 Making a difference. 761 00:34:04,342 --> 00:34:05,510 Have you seen these? 762 00:34:05,543 --> 00:34:06,577 JOAN: Yeah. 763 00:34:06,644 --> 00:34:07,912 Put the new ones over those. 764 00:34:08,246 --> 00:34:09,414 Right. 765 00:34:10,515 --> 00:34:12,350 So, any news on nuking Klosterman? 766 00:34:12,383 --> 00:34:13,518 The missiles are in the silos. 767 00:34:13,551 --> 00:34:15,019 We're just waiting for the launch codes. 768 00:34:15,053 --> 00:34:16,421 Excellent. What'd you find? 769 00:34:16,454 --> 00:34:17,588 All in good time, Mr. President. 770 00:34:17,655 --> 00:34:19,157 You help Luke with the posters, 771 00:34:19,190 --> 00:34:21,059 I'll get the pink paper from the art room. 772 00:34:21,092 --> 00:34:22,093 Great. 773 00:34:22,693 --> 00:34:23,728 LARS: Vote Lars. 774 00:34:23,761 --> 00:34:24,996 Vote Beaumont. 775 00:34:25,029 --> 00:34:26,731 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 776 00:34:30,168 --> 00:34:31,569 The picture of you with the governor, 777 00:34:31,602 --> 00:34:33,271 very impressive. 778 00:34:33,337 --> 00:34:35,373 That was a long evening. 779 00:34:35,406 --> 00:34:37,575 That man can't talk about anything but himself. 780 00:34:41,746 --> 00:34:44,949 I've thought about what you asked me to do. 781 00:34:45,917 --> 00:34:47,218 Changing the stats. 782 00:34:47,251 --> 00:34:48,352 (DOOR CLOSES) 783 00:34:49,821 --> 00:34:51,789 And I'm just not comfortable with it. 784 00:34:53,925 --> 00:34:56,094 And I'm prepared to take the consequences 785 00:34:56,127 --> 00:34:57,862 if you can't handle that. 786 00:34:57,895 --> 00:35:01,099 Even if the consequences are that Carlisle will be laid off? 787 00:35:01,132 --> 00:35:02,200 What? 788 00:35:02,233 --> 00:35:03,968 He has the least seniority. 789 00:35:04,001 --> 00:35:06,938 The force has serious cash flow problems. 790 00:35:06,971 --> 00:35:08,272 Every department does. 791 00:35:09,407 --> 00:35:10,908 You remember Bill Harriman? 792 00:35:12,743 --> 00:35:15,980 I was the one who had to call his wife when he got shot. 793 00:35:16,013 --> 00:35:18,116 We should've been able to send another car that night, 794 00:35:18,149 --> 00:35:20,718 but we couldn't because we didn't have one, and he died. 795 00:35:22,220 --> 00:35:23,754 This is not about buffing my image. 796 00:35:23,788 --> 00:35:25,323 I don't wanna be like the other departments. 797 00:35:25,389 --> 00:35:27,158 I want the money. 798 00:35:27,191 --> 00:35:30,194 And if looking at the data a little differently helps us to get that, 799 00:35:30,261 --> 00:35:32,763 then I think we owe that to Harriman and Carlisle 800 00:35:32,797 --> 00:35:34,599 and everybody else we work with. 801 00:35:41,772 --> 00:35:44,342 You like dealing with things on your own terms, don't you? 802 00:35:45,877 --> 00:35:47,945 That's how I get things done. 803 00:35:47,979 --> 00:35:49,547 And that's what they pay me for, isn't it? 804 00:35:49,614 --> 00:35:50,581 (PHONE RINGS) 805 00:35:51,616 --> 00:35:52,617 Preston. 806 00:35:53,518 --> 00:35:54,519 I gotta take this. 807 00:36:03,528 --> 00:36:05,263 (DOOR CLOSES) Yeah, I'm here. What have you got? 808 00:36:07,231 --> 00:36:09,167 Hey. I need pink paper. 809 00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:10,902 I figured I could get it here. 810 00:36:10,968 --> 00:36:12,770 Oh. Sure. Okay. 811 00:36:12,803 --> 00:36:14,572 Uh, how's the campaign going? 812 00:36:16,807 --> 00:36:18,376 Ew! 813 00:36:18,409 --> 00:36:22,413 Uh, I'm gonna destroy Lars Klosterman, but Brian will win. 814 00:36:22,480 --> 00:36:24,815 You have to destroy Lars to do it? 815 00:36:24,849 --> 00:36:26,918 There are no victories without casualties. 816 00:36:26,984 --> 00:36:28,119 The important thing is to win. 817 00:36:32,156 --> 00:36:33,824 (SIGHS) Mom, the paper. 818 00:36:35,726 --> 00:36:37,094 But what's winning? 819 00:36:39,797 --> 00:36:41,399 When you get your way and the other people don't. 820 00:36:41,432 --> 00:36:42,967 Can I please have the paper? 821 00:36:46,904 --> 00:36:47,939 Mom? 822 00:36:48,739 --> 00:36:49,907 Are you okay? 823 00:36:51,375 --> 00:36:53,811 You look inches away from waterworks. 824 00:36:58,482 --> 00:37:02,553 Darlene Fitch quit art today because of me. 825 00:37:04,188 --> 00:37:07,291 And, uh, that stupid gerbil. 826 00:37:12,230 --> 00:37:14,398 Freaky. I'm sorry. 827 00:37:16,500 --> 00:37:19,270 I was so obsessed with being right, 828 00:37:19,337 --> 00:37:20,671 with getting my own way. 829 00:37:20,705 --> 00:37:23,608 It wasn't that I wanted to hurt her, 830 00:37:23,674 --> 00:37:25,209 I didn't even think about her. 831 00:37:29,380 --> 00:37:31,882 This righteous feeling came over me, 832 00:37:31,916 --> 00:37:34,685 and she was in my way. 833 00:37:40,224 --> 00:37:42,260 She's a sweet, decent person, 834 00:37:42,293 --> 00:37:43,828 and I hurt her 835 00:37:43,894 --> 00:37:47,465 in a way that she will probably never forget. 836 00:38:01,045 --> 00:38:02,480 My six-point plan 837 00:38:02,513 --> 00:38:04,882 will reallocate student funds from frivolous activities. 838 00:38:04,915 --> 00:38:06,751 Bite me! Excellent. 839 00:38:06,784 --> 00:38:08,586 Vote Beaumont. Vote Beaumont. 840 00:38:08,619 --> 00:38:10,187 Vote Beaumont. Hey. 841 00:38:10,855 --> 00:38:11,922 Where's the paper? 842 00:38:11,956 --> 00:38:13,658 I'm calling it off. The... 843 00:38:13,691 --> 00:38:15,326 The whole thing, it's off. 844 00:38:15,393 --> 00:38:16,894 The missiles are in the silos. 845 00:38:16,927 --> 00:38:18,896 Why is Lars seeing the school counselor? What's up, Jo-Jo? 846 00:38:19,997 --> 00:38:20,998 Come here. 847 00:38:23,401 --> 00:38:24,468 We can't. 848 00:38:24,502 --> 00:38:25,936 Not even to Lars. 849 00:38:25,970 --> 00:38:27,104 It's a slam-dunk. 850 00:38:27,138 --> 00:38:28,773 Look what he did to Brian. 851 00:38:28,806 --> 00:38:30,675 Would you want someone spreading around your crazy camp file? 852 00:38:30,741 --> 00:38:31,742 Even if it was true? 853 00:38:33,344 --> 00:38:35,680 Don't you want the chance to work that stuff out yourself? 854 00:38:35,713 --> 00:38:37,114 What happened? 855 00:38:37,148 --> 00:38:39,450 I just saw it. 856 00:38:39,483 --> 00:38:41,652 What we were about to do. What were we thinking? 857 00:38:41,686 --> 00:38:42,920 What is going on over here? 858 00:38:42,953 --> 00:38:45,323 LARS: Lars is your man. Lars for president. 859 00:38:45,356 --> 00:38:46,590 Thanks. 860 00:38:46,624 --> 00:38:47,892 (WHOOPING) 861 00:38:49,794 --> 00:38:51,195 GIRL: Vote for Lars. 862 00:38:52,029 --> 00:38:53,097 LARS: Vote for Lars. 863 00:38:53,130 --> 00:38:54,565 Come on, what have you got? 864 00:38:55,833 --> 00:38:58,636 Uh, he... He wants to join the Peace Corps. 865 00:39:00,104 --> 00:39:01,172 Lars. 866 00:39:03,841 --> 00:39:04,842 What? 867 00:39:06,777 --> 00:39:09,313 Yeah, he... He's just, you know, 868 00:39:09,347 --> 00:39:11,816 worried that his friends will think he's a doofus. 869 00:39:11,849 --> 00:39:14,719 How can you think that joining the Peace Corps would be a bad thing? 870 00:39:14,785 --> 00:39:16,654 I know, I'm sorry. I just... I thought... 871 00:39:16,687 --> 00:39:18,389 I was counting on you. LARS: Vote for Lars. 872 00:39:18,456 --> 00:39:19,724 You told me not to quit. 873 00:39:19,790 --> 00:39:21,892 Now this loss is gonna be on my college record. 874 00:39:21,959 --> 00:39:23,761 I really loved your mission statement. 875 00:39:23,794 --> 00:39:25,329 I'm all the way up to Page 18. 876 00:39:26,697 --> 00:39:29,567 At least give me one thing. 877 00:39:29,633 --> 00:39:32,203 Vote for Lars, man. Vote for Lars. 878 00:39:34,839 --> 00:39:36,173 (BANGING INSIDE LOCKER) 879 00:39:36,207 --> 00:39:37,475 JUDITH: What's the magic word, Lars? 880 00:39:37,508 --> 00:39:39,410 LARS: Okay, I get it. Locker bad, all right? 881 00:39:39,443 --> 00:39:40,511 This is so not funny anymore. 882 00:39:40,544 --> 00:39:42,012 Oh, I could stand here for hours. 883 00:39:42,046 --> 00:39:43,681 How did you do this? 884 00:39:43,714 --> 00:39:46,617 You have held as 'twere the mirror up to nature, 885 00:39:46,684 --> 00:39:48,652 where it sees reflected... 886 00:39:48,686 --> 00:39:50,254 This is really cool, Judith, okay? 887 00:39:50,287 --> 00:39:51,822 This is really... Wow! 888 00:39:51,856 --> 00:39:54,558 (BANGING INSIDE LOCKER) LARS: I'm sorry, okay? 889 00:39:54,592 --> 00:39:57,294 Mankind lives in a prison of its own making. 890 00:39:57,328 --> 00:39:59,330 But you always call on me for the keys. 891 00:39:59,363 --> 00:40:00,731 GRACE: Come on, try a little harder. 892 00:40:00,765 --> 00:40:02,032 FREIDMAN: Yes, Lars... 893 00:40:02,066 --> 00:40:03,567 I couldn't do it. I... 894 00:40:04,402 --> 00:40:05,703 I couldn't win that way. 895 00:40:05,736 --> 00:40:08,105 Yeah. It's amazing how many people could have. 896 00:40:08,172 --> 00:40:09,840 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 897 00:40:09,874 --> 00:40:11,275 So, Lars is gonna win? 898 00:40:11,342 --> 00:40:12,643 Landslide. 899 00:40:14,078 --> 00:40:17,114 I drove myself crazy for nothing. 900 00:40:17,148 --> 00:40:18,716 You were involved, Joan. 901 00:40:18,749 --> 00:40:20,484 That always makes a difference. 902 00:40:20,551 --> 00:40:21,852 LARS: It smells in here. 903 00:40:26,524 --> 00:40:27,958 Just a bite. 904 00:40:27,992 --> 00:40:30,461 Mom, we're bummed. 905 00:40:30,528 --> 00:40:31,829 We're eating the whole thing. 906 00:40:37,067 --> 00:40:39,703 Should we maybe have chocolate sauce and ice cream, too? 907 00:40:39,737 --> 00:40:40,938 (INHALES DEEPLY) 908 00:40:40,971 --> 00:40:42,440 No point without it. 909 00:40:45,309 --> 00:40:47,978 Darlene cried when I apologized, 910 00:40:48,045 --> 00:40:50,014 but she still won't come back to class. 911 00:40:51,916 --> 00:40:53,250 God, I was hoping 912 00:40:53,284 --> 00:40:56,654 there was some way to undo it all. 913 00:40:59,089 --> 00:41:01,992 I was such a jerk. 914 00:41:02,059 --> 00:41:03,928 ♪ Anna 915 00:41:05,029 --> 00:41:07,598 Yeah? You weren't alone. 916 00:41:07,631 --> 00:41:09,300 Well, Brian lost the election. 917 00:41:10,334 --> 00:41:13,304 You didn't destroy Lars. 918 00:41:13,337 --> 00:41:15,005 That makes one of us a decent person. 919 00:41:15,072 --> 00:41:16,273 Hmm. 920 00:41:19,143 --> 00:41:20,978 ♪ And I 921 00:41:21,011 --> 00:41:22,346 I had it in me to do it. 922 00:41:22,413 --> 00:41:25,816 ♪ Held my breath and called your name 923 00:41:25,850 --> 00:41:27,184 I felt it. 924 00:41:28,586 --> 00:41:32,623 ♪ And though I knew it was not you 925 00:41:32,656 --> 00:41:34,058 What were you gonna do? 926 00:41:34,124 --> 00:41:36,794 ♪ I followed just the same 927 00:41:38,562 --> 00:41:40,831 (CLICKS TONGUE) Lars is 928 00:41:43,033 --> 00:41:44,268 gay. 929 00:41:44,301 --> 00:41:48,706 ♪ To a symphony of miles 930 00:41:50,441 --> 00:41:53,344 And you were gonna use that to... 931 00:41:53,377 --> 00:41:55,212 Mom, it would've been so easy. 932 00:41:55,279 --> 00:41:56,347 (SCOFFS) 933 00:41:57,681 --> 00:41:59,116 But... But then... 934 00:41:59,149 --> 00:42:01,051 ♪ Anna 935 00:42:03,454 --> 00:42:05,623 In my head, I kept seeing him 936 00:42:06,490 --> 00:42:08,025 looking at me, 937 00:42:10,327 --> 00:42:11,929 so scared, you know? 938 00:42:11,996 --> 00:42:14,398 Big, strong Lars, 939 00:42:14,465 --> 00:42:17,067 scared and confused. 940 00:42:20,571 --> 00:42:22,940 And I've been there, like... 941 00:42:24,174 --> 00:42:25,543 (SIGHS) 942 00:42:26,610 --> 00:42:28,412 Like all the time. 943 00:42:28,479 --> 00:42:29,513 (CHUCKLES) 944 00:42:34,184 --> 00:42:36,887 And it was like we weren't really different people 945 00:42:36,954 --> 00:42:39,890 'cause someplace we aren't. 946 00:42:42,326 --> 00:42:43,827 Hmm. 947 00:42:43,861 --> 00:42:46,764 ♪ And say our last farewell 948 00:42:46,830 --> 00:42:49,033 ♪ To yesterday's child 949 00:42:49,066 --> 00:42:51,201 ♪ Yesterday's child 950 00:42:52,469 --> 00:42:54,004 ♪ Anna 951 00:42:54,038 --> 00:42:58,542 Why is that so hard to remember? 952 00:42:59,810 --> 00:43:01,011 I don't know. 953 00:43:03,147 --> 00:43:04,915 I didn't like losing, though. 954 00:43:04,949 --> 00:43:06,250 I mean, 955 00:43:08,185 --> 00:43:10,621 being involved was supposed to make a difference, 956 00:43:13,390 --> 00:43:15,159 and I don't really see how. 957 00:43:19,930 --> 00:43:21,999 Oh, well, you need more chocolate sauce. 958 00:43:27,571 --> 00:43:29,006 And so do I. 959 00:43:29,073 --> 00:43:30,307 (LAUGHING) 960 00:43:32,076 --> 00:43:34,612 ♪ Anna 961 00:43:36,347 --> 00:43:37,348 Oh, that's good. 962 00:43:37,414 --> 00:43:38,949 (KNOCKING AT DOOR) 963 00:43:40,851 --> 00:43:43,220 (WHISPERING) Oh, it's Darlene. 964 00:43:45,556 --> 00:43:48,158 She's come to kill you and dip you in shellac. 965 00:43:50,594 --> 00:43:51,962 I'm eating your half. 966 00:43:56,634 --> 00:43:58,102 I got it. What? 967 00:43:58,135 --> 00:44:00,671 An internship at this graphic design studio. 968 00:44:00,738 --> 00:44:02,840 Brian found a mentoring program, 969 00:44:02,873 --> 00:44:04,241 and then he set up the interview. 970 00:44:04,274 --> 00:44:06,043 And they called me at work. 971 00:44:06,076 --> 00:44:08,579 All I had was the flier that I made for Brian. 972 00:44:08,612 --> 00:44:09,880 Yeah. Right? And they loved it. 973 00:44:09,913 --> 00:44:11,448 Oh, my God! And this guy's so cool, Jane. 974 00:44:11,482 --> 00:44:14,385 He had me help him out with this ad layout, right away. 975 00:44:14,451 --> 00:44:16,987 And I... I mean, it was just coloring in stuff. 976 00:44:17,021 --> 00:44:20,691 But they're gonna pay me just as much as the hotel. 977 00:44:20,758 --> 00:44:22,626 (CHUCKLES) Really? For doing something I love. 978 00:44:24,628 --> 00:44:26,263 It's... I just... 979 00:44:26,296 --> 00:44:28,165 I just need to give you a hug. Okay. 980 00:44:29,566 --> 00:44:31,101 Oh, my God. 981 00:44:31,135 --> 00:44:33,303 (CHUCKLING) Congratulations. 982 00:44:33,337 --> 00:44:34,872 I'm so happy for you. 983 00:44:34,938 --> 00:44:39,276 ♪ And say our last farewell to yesterday's child 984 00:44:39,309 --> 00:44:41,478 ♪ Yesterday's child 985 00:44:41,512 --> 00:44:46,183 ♪ So let's raise the glass 986 00:44:46,216 --> 00:44:51,188 ♪ To a symphony of miles 987 00:44:51,221 --> 00:44:53,290 ♪ And say our last farewell... ♪ 70792

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