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Your mom finally got my work
to the dean
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of the Graphic
Arts Department
at state college,
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and he said
I'm good enough
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for the professional
program, but...
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At least one of us
has a future.
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(BANGING INSIDE LOCKER)
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Locksmith's on his way,
Freidman.
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Just hang in there.
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FREIDMAN: Dude, you said that
five minutes ago
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when there was
oxygen in here.
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No, it's not
gonna happen.
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I mean,
the night classes are,
like, 500 bucks a credit.
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They must have scholarships.
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You're brilliant.
The dean guy even said so.
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No, no scholarships
for the arts.
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Budget cuts.
I mean, it's so lame.
(SIGHS) Oh, man.
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(BANGING INSIDE LOCKER)
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FREIDMAN: Hello.
I'm starting to cramp in here.
(KICKS ON LOCKER)
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Freidman, stop complaining!
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Elizabeth Goetzman.
You loved her in Godspell.
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Now, she's ready
for the role of a lifetime.
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Hey, you guys,
vote for me, all right,
or I will die.
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Here you go!
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BILLY: Elizabeth Goetzman.
You loved her in Godspell.
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Now, she's ready for
the role of a lifetime.
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Adam, I'm really sorry.
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Well, I'll just have to
wait around for college
like everyone else.
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DONNY: Hey, Lars.
Ah. The Neanderthals
who did this.
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DONNY: Lars, dude,
you think he learned
his lesson?
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Vote Lars,
okay, guys?
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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LARS: All right,
that's enough.
Come on, guys.
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DONNY: Hey, you,
vote for Lars.
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Vote Lars.
Oh, sorry I'm late.
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File cabinet crisis
in the biology lab.
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So?
Oh, relax.
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These lockers
are surprisingly
well-ventilated.
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DONNY: Vote for Lars.
I think
you dropped these.
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Oh, so the Supreme Being
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cares about student
council elections?
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It's not like some kid
is gonna invade a country.
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I care about anything
that involves free will.
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Well, most people exercise
their free will by not voting.
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You have a chance
to make a difference here.
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BOY: Vote for Lars
and I'll let you keep
your lunch money.
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Hey,
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vote for Lars.
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DONNY: Vote for Lars,
got it?
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♪ What if God was one of us?
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♪ Just a slob like one of us
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♪ Just a stranger on the bus
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♪ Trying to make his way home
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♪ Just trying
to make his way home
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♪ Just trying
to make his way home
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♪ Just trying
to make his way home ♪
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There he is,
Arcadia's finest.
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Hey, what's the good word?
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Oh, uh,
Jenny Leder is angry
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that her neighbor's
dog Clyde poops
on her lawn every day,
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and I am here to make
sure that the good people
of Arcadia
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read about it in detail.
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What brings you
down here?
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Testifying,
which pretty much means
hanging around waiting.
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Oh, good. Then,
uh, you can help me.
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Paper's doing a profile
on your new boss.
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You care to toss me
a few tidbits?
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All I know is
she got rid of Roebuck.
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Whoa. Your voice
just totally changed.
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What?
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Well, it went from son
to evil press guy in,
like, a second.
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I'm sorry.
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Roebuck leaving is
still a little fresh.
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I'm going to check in
with the ADA. Be good.
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JOAN: Elizabeth Goetzman,
what about her?
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She needs
elephant tranquilizers.
(LAUGHS)
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JOAN: Rick Jenkins?
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Ugh, acne factory.
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(EXCLAIMS)
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JOAN: Brian Beaumont.
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Isn't he the scuzz-crack
who fired you from yearbook?
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JOAN: Oh, yeah.
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Ugh. Is he kidding
with the argyle sweater?
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Oh, God. Pants riding up.
Argyle socks, too?
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Oh, my eyes! My eyes!
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Why are you even
thinking of this?
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Everyone knows
it's gonna be
Lars Klosterman.
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Oh, could he be any hotter?
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Please. Mr. Prom King
is operating on,
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like, two brain cells.
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And a whole lot
of pheromones.
Yeah.
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Why this sudden involvement
with the system, Girardi?
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Do you even know
what student council does?
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Yeah. They planned
crazy hair day.
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You could stop
using conditioner and save
yourself a lot of grief.
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Look, someone's
gonna win, and it's...
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It's gonna make
a difference.
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What, they're suddenly
gonna have the power
to banish people?
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Well, no, because...
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Because, look, you know,
every voice is different,
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and when they're counted,
it matters. Somehow.
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Don't ask
so many questions.
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Dude, you've been a cog
in the machine too long.
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I am voting
for E. Fudd,
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like I do
every year.
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(CHUCKLES)
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(DOOR OPENS)
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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You wanted to see me?
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Yeah. I'm just
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handing down orders
to the foot soldiers,
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so they can stay
on their feet.
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Done. Sorry.
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That's the sixth hole
at Wade Hampton, par three.
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Fabulous.
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St. Andrews, Scotland.
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You play?
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If I could find the time.
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I have to find the time.
It keeps me sane.
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But then,
I don't have a family.
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You wanted something?
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Yeah, look,
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I know that Roebuck
was a friend of yours,
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and, uh, if I were you,
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I'd probably resent
the hell out of me
for taking his job.
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I don't think that way.
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Good.
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I'd like to explain
to you how I work.
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I'm a numbers person,
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organizational by nature.
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Eight years old,
I used to organize
all my doll outfits
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by color and pattern.
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Right, so, as it stands,
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we keep a record
of every criminal incident,
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whether it leads
to an arrest or not,
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so, what I'd like to do
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is record only the incidents
that lead to an arrest.
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So our success rate goes up.
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(SCOFFS SOFTLY)
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I'm a numbers person, too.
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So, you can see
where I'm going with this.
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So we can show
the city council some
positive results and...
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And suddenly, you're a genius
and Roebuck looks incompetent.
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No, it's just about
presenting the stats
in a more positive way,
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so the city council will
give us what we want.
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I understand.
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I just wouldn't feel
right about it.
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Don't make me
pull rank, Will.
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I hate working that way.
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I'll keep that in mind.
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(DOOR CLOSES)
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Dude, your sister is
looking to support
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the corrupt political
system at Arcadia High,
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which is totally symptomatic
of the larger...
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Are we ever gonna
talk about your mom?
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No.
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Grace, you IMed me
that your mom's an alcoholic.
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I know you wanna
talk about it.
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I... I just wanted
you to know.
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(LAUGHS)
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Cool.
Hey.
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Yeah, Aaron, the lead singer
of Manic Toolhead
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asked me to do a drawing
for their CD.
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Wow. It looks
just like him,
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if he was a screwdriver.
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(ADAM LAUGHS)
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This is the graphic arts
program you were
talking about.
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You've been working
at that hotel for months.
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Haven't you saved anything?
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Or maybe they would
take a down payment.
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No, no. My dad needs
new glasses
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and the sink leaks...
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Hey, do you folks
have a minute?
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I'm not a folk.
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My name is Joan.
You fired me,
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remember, from yearbook?
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Because you're
a scuzz-crack.
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Ah, yes.
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Joan. Um,
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I guess you're probably
not interested in reading
my mission statement?
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You have a mission?
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(SCOFFS)
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Absolutely.
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Excellent draftsmanship,
by the way.
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Phillips-head, right?
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Uh, yeah.
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Excellent.
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I have got
a six-point plan
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with key features
like student tutoring,
peer counseling
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and a radical re-examination
of standardized testing.
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Are there Cliff Notes
for this?
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I trust you'll find it
quite compelling.
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I know recent polls
show me at 11%,
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with Lars Klosterman
running at 54%,
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but I'm optimistic
Arcadia voters
want a candidate
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who's gonna make
a difference.
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Ladies, could I take
a minute of your time
to make a difference?
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GIRL: Uh, negative.
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Thirty seconds?
GIRL: No!
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HELEN: Wow, I'm excited here.
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I asked you guys
to stretch yourselves
creatively,
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and you did.
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I've decided to display
your pieces for the rest
of the month,
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so the whole school
can see 'em.
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Gina, your Memory Piece,
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and, Adam, The Lost Boy.
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And, Annie...
(CLICKS TONGUE)
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You took the tragic death
of your little sister's gerbil
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and you turned it into...
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Well...
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Mama Said There'd Be
Days Like This.
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Upsetting, ridiculous
and strangely sad.
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Yes, Darlene?
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I don't understand
why it's art.
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Right,
you said so yesterday.
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Well, that was
a living creature.
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You can't just
dip it in shellac
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and use it like
it's a thing.
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What was I supposed to do?
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Not shellac it
and let it rot?
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I just mean that
it's disrespectful.
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To life.
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It's... It's wrong.
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Well, you're entitled
to your opinion.
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Thank you.
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ELIZABETH: (SINGING)
♪ Oh, oh
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♪ Beautiful Arcadia
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♪ The school that we all love
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♪ From English class
to drama club
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♪ I will...
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Hey, there!
Thanks so much
for your vote.
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It means oodles to me.
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♪ Serve you well
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ALL:
♪ Arcadia
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♪ Arcadia
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♪ You have to vote for me
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♪ You know you should ♪
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Vote for Lars.
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Vote for Lars.
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Vote for Lars.
Thanks.
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Hey, would you like
a Lars bar?
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Oh, yeah.
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Do... Do you have, like,
a mission statement
or anything?
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Vote for Lars.
Mission statement?
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Yeah, you know,
like, policies
or philosophy?
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Vote for Lars.
Look, this is
student council,
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not France.
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(GIGGLING)
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Yeah, but you are
planning on making
things better, right?
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Well, uh, you said
you were gonna replace
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those nasty
snack machines by the gym.
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00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:09,068
Hey, you listened
to my speech.
251
00:11:09,135 --> 00:11:10,703
Oh, you bet your buns,
lover boy.
252
00:11:10,770 --> 00:11:11,871
All right,
the snack machines
253
00:11:11,937 --> 00:11:13,406
aren't really gonna
make things better.
254
00:11:13,472 --> 00:11:15,608
Fine. Don't vote for me.
255
00:11:15,641 --> 00:11:18,244
Ladies, hey,
would you like
a Lars bar?
256
00:11:20,046 --> 00:11:21,847
GIRL: All right, I'm on it.
257
00:11:22,848 --> 00:11:24,083
JUDITH: Hey.
Hi, there.
258
00:11:24,150 --> 00:11:25,551
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
259
00:11:30,056 --> 00:11:32,091
Oh, I can't watch.
It's too horrible.
260
00:11:32,158 --> 00:11:33,859
Multiply that
by six billion
261
00:11:33,893 --> 00:11:35,661
and you'll know
what I go through
every day.
262
00:11:39,331 --> 00:11:42,435
Can't you, like,
smite them or something?
Look!
263
00:11:42,501 --> 00:11:44,637
People don't need any help
with the smiting.
264
00:11:45,304 --> 00:11:47,573
Yeah, but, look.
265
00:11:47,640 --> 00:11:51,577
Those guys should have,
like, claws and little horns
and pointy tails...
266
00:11:51,644 --> 00:11:52,678
I get it, Joan.
267
00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:54,847
Some people choose
to be bullies,
268
00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:57,216
and others write
mission statements.
269
00:11:57,283 --> 00:11:58,584
You want me
to support Brian?
270
00:12:00,686 --> 00:12:02,688
A little more guidance,
please!
271
00:12:03,856 --> 00:12:05,391
No wonder people don't vote.
272
00:12:08,794 --> 00:12:09,929
Hey.
273
00:12:10,396 --> 00:12:11,931
(SIGHS)
274
00:12:11,997 --> 00:12:13,432
♪ How did we get here?
275
00:12:13,466 --> 00:12:14,934
♪ Where did we go wrong?
276
00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:19,705
♪ Bizarro world
277
00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:22,875
♪ I don't fit in
I don't belong
278
00:12:27,146 --> 00:12:29,081
If you really want to win,
279
00:12:29,115 --> 00:12:31,050
lose the argyle.
280
00:12:31,083 --> 00:12:33,886
♪ Where did we go wrong? ♪
281
00:12:40,826 --> 00:12:42,862
(DOORBELL RINGING)
282
00:12:50,636 --> 00:12:52,004
(KNOCKING AT DOOR)
283
00:13:06,152 --> 00:13:07,253
Hey.
284
00:13:07,286 --> 00:13:08,587
I didn't wake you up,
did I?
285
00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:10,322
No, definitely not.
286
00:13:10,356 --> 00:13:12,224
I just needed
to talk. Um...
287
00:13:12,258 --> 00:13:13,592
About what?
288
00:13:14,026 --> 00:13:15,895
Page 43.
289
00:13:15,928 --> 00:13:17,696
Oh.
(CHUCKLES)
290
00:13:17,763 --> 00:13:20,666
Yeah, well,
I kind of drifted off
after Page 8.
291
00:13:20,699 --> 00:13:22,601
Oh, okay, well,
I was looking through it,
292
00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:24,069
and he has a proposal
293
00:13:24,103 --> 00:13:26,071
for a math-science
program, okay?
294
00:13:26,105 --> 00:13:28,274
And it pays
for outside classes,
295
00:13:28,307 --> 00:13:32,545
if you commit to working
in a related field
after graduation.
296
00:13:32,611 --> 00:13:34,013
(CHUCKLES) Okay, well,
don't you think
297
00:13:34,079 --> 00:13:36,315
you'd be kind of miserable
teaching algebra,
298
00:13:36,348 --> 00:13:38,250
you know, with
the pocket protectors and...
299
00:13:38,284 --> 00:13:41,020
No, no, no.
I'm talking
about art, Jane.
300
00:13:41,086 --> 00:13:43,856
I mean, a program
like this could pay
for my classes.
301
00:13:43,889 --> 00:13:45,758
You know,
Brian's sort of geeky,
302
00:13:45,791 --> 00:13:48,460
so... So, maybe he just
didn't think about art.
303
00:13:48,494 --> 00:13:50,129
(WHISPERS)
He really is the one.
304
00:13:50,162 --> 00:13:53,132
I mean, if something
like this worked out,
305
00:13:53,165 --> 00:13:55,467
maybe I can make money
from my art,
306
00:13:55,501 --> 00:13:57,736
you know,
just quit the hotel.
307
00:13:57,770 --> 00:14:00,339
I... I know I shouldn't
get all stoked about
something like this,
308
00:14:00,372 --> 00:14:01,740
but I... I...
309
00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:09,982
(STAMMERING)
What was that for?
310
00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:13,018
Because you're happy.
311
00:14:15,020 --> 00:14:17,056
I haven't seen you
like this in a while.
312
00:14:17,890 --> 00:14:19,391
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
313
00:14:24,430 --> 00:14:25,564
I... I should run.
314
00:14:25,631 --> 00:14:28,033
Um, it's my night
to shampoo the lobby.
315
00:14:28,067 --> 00:14:29,568
Yeah. Bummer.
316
00:14:29,635 --> 00:14:32,972
No, it's okay.
I'm gonna shampoo
in concentric circles,
317
00:14:33,005 --> 00:14:34,573
make op art
you can walk on.
318
00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:35,674
(CHUCKLES)
319
00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:38,143
Good night.
Thanks. Good night.
320
00:14:49,355 --> 00:14:52,524
You're actually displaying
a dead animal
in your classroom?
321
00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:55,494
(LAUGHS)
It's a conceptual
art piece.
322
00:14:55,527 --> 00:14:58,664
Darlene Fitch's parents
called the school.
323
00:14:58,697 --> 00:15:01,066
It's an affront
to their religious beliefs.
324
00:15:01,100 --> 00:15:02,902
What religious beliefs?
325
00:15:02,935 --> 00:15:04,904
Who knows?
Just put the thing away.
326
00:15:05,871 --> 00:15:07,573
You're ordering me
327
00:15:07,606 --> 00:15:10,009
to put away
a student's artwork?
328
00:15:10,943 --> 00:15:12,544
A dead gerbil is art?
329
00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:15,714
Why not? Damien Hirst
hung a dead cow
in the Tate Modern.
330
00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:17,182
Oh, so the next time
331
00:15:17,216 --> 00:15:19,551
I run over a dog
on my way to school,
I'm van Gogh?
332
00:15:19,585 --> 00:15:21,687
Do you often run over dogs
on your way to school?
333
00:15:22,254 --> 00:15:23,289
Helen,
334
00:15:24,056 --> 00:15:25,224
just get rid of the thing
335
00:15:25,257 --> 00:15:26,425
before we get sued.
336
00:15:27,159 --> 00:15:30,062
Uh, you can't tell me
337
00:15:30,095 --> 00:15:31,263
what to display
338
00:15:31,297 --> 00:15:33,432
just because it might
offend someone.
339
00:15:33,465 --> 00:15:35,167
Sometimes, art offends.
340
00:15:35,234 --> 00:15:37,870
If it didn't, we'd be
left with clown paintings
341
00:15:37,903 --> 00:15:39,905
and Elvis on velvet.
342
00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:41,073
If they have a problem,
343
00:15:41,106 --> 00:15:43,409
tell Darlene's parents
to call me.
344
00:15:43,442 --> 00:15:46,879
♪ Get up and believe it now
345
00:15:46,912 --> 00:15:48,480
♪ Wake up
346
00:15:48,547 --> 00:15:53,953
♪ Get up and believe it
347
00:15:53,986 --> 00:15:56,522
♪ Here's to new beginnings ♪
348
00:15:56,555 --> 00:15:58,958
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
349
00:16:01,827 --> 00:16:04,196
Excellent, most excellent.
350
00:16:04,263 --> 00:16:06,565
So, you'll find him
an art scholarship?
351
00:16:06,598 --> 00:16:08,701
Oh, I... I don't
really know anything
about arts funding.
352
00:16:08,767 --> 00:16:09,935
But you can find out
353
00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:11,603
because you're the one
who makes a difference.
354
00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:12,671
It says so right here.
ADAM: Jane, if he
doesn't know...
355
00:16:12,705 --> 00:16:14,974
Uh-uh. Posters. Focus.
356
00:16:16,175 --> 00:16:17,676
Scholarship-wise,
357
00:16:17,743 --> 00:16:19,378
I just don't know
if art is on anyone's
radar anymore.
358
00:16:19,445 --> 00:16:21,246
What? Look at
those posters.
Look.
359
00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:24,116
How can you say art
isn't on anyone's radar?
Look.
360
00:16:24,149 --> 00:16:26,285
I guess I could call
a few organizations.
361
00:16:26,318 --> 00:16:28,787
That's right. Tell them
you're el presidente.
362
00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:30,556
Work it. Work it, Brian.
363
00:16:30,622 --> 00:16:31,824
But I'm not president.
364
00:16:31,857 --> 00:16:32,925
Hi. Vote for Beaumont.
365
00:16:32,958 --> 00:16:34,059
You will be. Trust me.
366
00:16:35,327 --> 00:16:36,962
Hi. Vote for Beaumont.
367
00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:39,031
(SINGING)
♪ ... Elizabeth Goetzman
368
00:16:39,098 --> 00:16:41,734
♪ I will represent Arcadia
369
00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:44,603
♪ And every person
370
00:16:44,636 --> 00:16:51,477
♪ You will not regret
if I'm elected president
371
00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:54,213
(SINGING)
♪ My Beaumont 'tis ofe
372
00:16:54,279 --> 00:16:57,383
♪ Sweet presidente
373
00:16:57,449 --> 00:17:00,352
♪ He's got my vote
♪ Glory, glory
374
00:17:00,386 --> 00:17:02,988
♪ He's got
the mission statement
♪ Hal-Elizabeth Goetzman
375
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:05,858
♪ It's 48 pages long
♪ Glory, Glory
376
00:17:05,891 --> 00:17:08,994
♪ From every classroom
♪ Hal-Elizabeth Goetzman
377
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:11,263
♪ Vote Brian Beaumont...
♪ Glory, Glory
378
00:17:11,330 --> 00:17:15,167
♪ Hal-Elizabeth Goetzman ♪
379
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:18,003
♪ Sweet presidente
380
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:20,072
♪ He's got my vote ♪
381
00:17:20,139 --> 00:17:21,507
MAN: ...be here
in a few minutes.
382
00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:23,208
You can go ahead
and take a seat
right over here.
383
00:17:23,242 --> 00:17:25,844
WOMAN: All right,
thank you. All right,
thank you.
384
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:27,379
Kev, you got a minute?
385
00:17:27,413 --> 00:17:29,782
Sure. Something wrong?
386
00:17:29,848 --> 00:17:32,051
You know that story
the paper's doing
on Lucy Preston?
387
00:17:32,084 --> 00:17:33,519
Yeah.
388
00:17:34,820 --> 00:17:36,021
Well, I know
she's pretty popular
389
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:37,523
and friends with
the publisher and stuff,
390
00:17:37,556 --> 00:17:39,725
but... if you
hear anything,
391
00:17:39,758 --> 00:17:41,760
if... questions come up...
392
00:17:41,794 --> 00:17:44,196
What have you heard?
Nothing.
393
00:17:44,229 --> 00:17:46,165
It's just that she plays it
so close to the vest,
394
00:17:46,198 --> 00:17:48,200
I just want to know
who I'm dealing with.
395
00:17:51,336 --> 00:17:52,871
What?
396
00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:56,275
You've never asked me
to help you
with anything before.
397
00:17:56,308 --> 00:17:57,709
Well, get used to it,
'cause one day
398
00:17:57,743 --> 00:18:00,079
you'll be feeding me
applesauce in
a nursing home.
399
00:18:00,112 --> 00:18:02,448
(JUDGE SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
400
00:18:05,551 --> 00:18:07,886
I know this election seems
really stupid and pointless
401
00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:10,656
and all the candidates
seem like interchangeable
idiots, but...
402
00:18:10,722 --> 00:18:13,258
Are you sure she
didn't get shock therapy
over the summer?
403
00:18:13,292 --> 00:18:16,361
No. She signed up
for arts and crafts
instead.
404
00:18:16,395 --> 00:18:18,097
Hey.
Hey.
405
00:18:18,130 --> 00:18:20,699
Hey, you know, she's really
doing an amazing job.
406
00:18:20,732 --> 00:18:22,401
Brian's already up
in the polls.
JOAN: Hi, vote Beaumont.
407
00:18:22,434 --> 00:18:23,902
Another brain lost to love.
408
00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:26,105
Hi. Vote for Beaumont.
Thanks for your support.
409
00:18:26,138 --> 00:18:28,907
Could you maybe do this
with a bag over your head?
410
00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:30,943
I'm gonna change things
around here, Grace.
411
00:18:35,047 --> 00:18:36,915
Are you eating
a Lars bar?
412
00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:37,983
Keep your hair on.
413
00:18:38,050 --> 00:18:39,718
I'm only in it
for the chocolate.
414
00:18:39,751 --> 00:18:41,820
And the possibility
of meaningless groping
with the candidate.
415
00:18:41,887 --> 00:18:44,123
Hi. Oh! Luke.
416
00:18:44,156 --> 00:18:45,591
Here, take this.
Joan,
417
00:18:45,624 --> 00:18:46,825
you've already
given me like...
Take the damn thing.
418
00:18:46,892 --> 00:18:48,360
I'm creating
a groundswell.
419
00:18:48,427 --> 00:18:50,796
Methinks the lady
doth protest too much.
420
00:18:50,829 --> 00:18:53,398
Freidman, tell me
you're not actually
memorizing Hamlet.
421
00:18:53,432 --> 00:18:55,267
I told him you
were just joking
about the date.
422
00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:59,304
In jest, truth is found,
and found in truth, jest.
423
00:18:59,338 --> 00:19:01,507
JOAN: Hi.
Vote for Beaumont. Please.
424
00:19:01,573 --> 00:19:03,275
Act 2, Scene 3.
425
00:19:03,308 --> 00:19:04,643
Fire up
those lips, baby.
426
00:19:04,676 --> 00:19:06,145
Talk to
the freak, dude.
427
00:19:06,178 --> 00:19:07,813
This is humiliating,
even for him.
428
00:19:07,846 --> 00:19:09,715
Apparently,
I no longer have
the language for it.
429
00:19:09,781 --> 00:19:11,683
What exactly
do you think
Judith is gonna do
430
00:19:11,750 --> 00:19:13,152
when you memorize
Hamlet?
431
00:19:13,185 --> 00:19:14,920
More things in heaven
and earth, Grace-io,
432
00:19:14,953 --> 00:19:16,255
than are dreamt of
in your philosophy.
433
00:19:16,288 --> 00:19:17,856
Hey, what's that
you've got there?
434
00:19:17,890 --> 00:19:20,893
"Brian Beaumont.
A mission statement."
435
00:19:20,959 --> 00:19:23,128
Carrying this might
not be too good
for your health.
436
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:25,030
You can't possibly be
this much of a nimrod,
right?
437
00:19:25,063 --> 00:19:27,099
Leave it alone, Grace.
(IMITATING LUKE)
Leave it alone, Grace.
438
00:19:27,132 --> 00:19:28,834
They're not gonna
do anything.
439
00:19:28,867 --> 00:19:30,536
These losers have
some archaic code where
they never hit a girl.
440
00:19:30,602 --> 00:19:31,637
Yeah, as if you're a girl.
441
00:19:31,670 --> 00:19:32,804
(GRUNTS)
442
00:19:33,205 --> 00:19:34,473
(GRUNTS)
443
00:19:34,506 --> 00:19:37,309
(STUDENTS EXCLAIMING)
444
00:19:37,342 --> 00:19:39,311
GIRL 1: Come on.
GIRL 2: Chill out.
445
00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:41,213
DONNY: Later, losers.
446
00:19:44,416 --> 00:19:45,951
That was beautiful, dude.
(CHUCKLES)
447
00:19:46,752 --> 00:19:48,720
(BOTH LAUGHING)
448
00:19:58,664 --> 00:20:00,065
Why'd they take it?
449
00:20:00,132 --> 00:20:02,167
You said they wouldn't
take it.
450
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:04,803
Mrs. Girardi? Craig Fitch.
451
00:20:04,836 --> 00:20:07,139
This is my wife, Teri.
452
00:20:07,172 --> 00:20:09,041
We just wanted to explain
453
00:20:09,107 --> 00:20:12,377
why we had Mr. Chadwick
remove the, uh, dead animal.
454
00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:15,480
Could we talk
about this privately?
455
00:20:25,090 --> 00:20:28,627
You had my student's
work removed
456
00:20:28,694 --> 00:20:31,163
without talking
to me first?
457
00:20:31,196 --> 00:20:33,332
A dead animal is not
a student's work.
458
00:20:33,365 --> 00:20:35,601
CRAIG:
In a culture of violence,
do we need our schools
459
00:20:35,634 --> 00:20:37,769
sending out the message
that death is a joke?
460
00:20:37,836 --> 00:20:40,239
And what message
does censorship send?
461
00:20:40,272 --> 00:20:43,041
I am not trying
to shut down
some art gallery here.
462
00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:44,543
This is a school,
463
00:20:44,576 --> 00:20:46,411
which my tax dollars fund.
464
00:20:46,445 --> 00:20:49,514
Oh, so you get
to decide what has value
and what doesn't?
465
00:20:49,548 --> 00:20:51,850
Now, you people are
the reason why there's
no money for the arts.
466
00:20:51,883 --> 00:20:52,951
Thanks, Darlene, really.
467
00:20:53,018 --> 00:20:55,754
That's enough, Adam.
Go back in the class.
468
00:20:55,787 --> 00:20:57,889
Well, you've made
your position very clear.
469
00:20:57,923 --> 00:21:00,292
Now if you'll
excuse me,
470
00:21:00,359 --> 00:21:02,094
I need to
start class.
471
00:21:03,762 --> 00:21:06,565
CRAIG: Come on.
Let's go. Let's go.
472
00:21:06,598 --> 00:21:08,233
Beaumont!
473
00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:11,570
Beaumont,
he's dressing better.
Vote Beaumont.
474
00:21:11,603 --> 00:21:13,105
He's dressing better,
a lot better.
475
00:21:13,138 --> 00:21:14,806
Hey, save it, Jo-Jo.
Vote Beaumont.
476
00:21:14,873 --> 00:21:16,775
No one's gonna vote
for a guy whose dad
is in jail.
477
00:21:16,808 --> 00:21:18,410
What are you talking about?
Vote Beaumont.
478
00:21:18,443 --> 00:21:21,013
That's the rumor
the Lars propaganda
factory is spreading.
479
00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:24,016
But that can't be true.
Vote Beaumont.
480
00:21:24,082 --> 00:21:25,917
Every kid in school
will think it
by the end of the day.
481
00:21:25,951 --> 00:21:28,287
What does it matter
if it's true or not?
482
00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:30,756
Well, it... It just does,
doesn't it?
483
00:21:31,823 --> 00:21:33,258
This is war.
484
00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:37,296
You're not a wartime
consigliere, Jo-Jo.
485
00:21:37,329 --> 00:21:39,298
Been watching
The Godfather on cable.
(CHUCKLES)
486
00:21:39,331 --> 00:21:40,799
Come on,
I'll buy you
a Lars bar.
487
00:21:42,267 --> 00:21:43,635
No. I can't.
488
00:21:53,178 --> 00:21:54,479
They're lying about you.
489
00:21:54,513 --> 00:21:55,747
This is the men's room.
490
00:21:55,781 --> 00:21:57,282
I don't have time
for gender issues, Brian.
491
00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:58,517
They're trying to smear you.
492
00:21:58,583 --> 00:22:00,252
They're spreading crazy lies
about your dad.
493
00:22:00,285 --> 00:22:02,321
I heard. A friend
of Lars started it.
494
00:22:02,354 --> 00:22:03,922
(SIGHS)
495
00:22:03,955 --> 00:22:06,158
Hey! We're holding
a cabinet meeting here.
496
00:22:09,861 --> 00:22:11,897
(SIGHS) So,
what are you gonna do?
497
00:22:13,965 --> 00:22:15,500
Nothing.
(SIGHS)
498
00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:17,536
It's not a lie.
499
00:22:17,602 --> 00:22:19,071
My dad is in jail.
500
00:22:19,104 --> 00:22:20,706
He broke into
somebody's house
and stole some stuff.
501
00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:23,675
Your dad, really?
502
00:22:23,709 --> 00:22:26,278
I barely see him.
He only comes around
for money.
503
00:22:26,311 --> 00:22:27,479
It was in my school file.
504
00:22:27,512 --> 00:22:29,448
Someone broke
into the records.
505
00:22:30,282 --> 00:22:32,284
Now you know.
506
00:22:32,317 --> 00:22:33,618
Now everyone knows.
507
00:22:33,652 --> 00:22:34,720
So, I'll quit the race.
508
00:22:34,753 --> 00:22:36,021
No.
509
00:22:36,054 --> 00:22:37,489
No.
You know what happened
510
00:22:37,522 --> 00:22:39,491
when I told my mother
that everyone knew?
511
00:22:39,524 --> 00:22:40,559
She started crying,
512
00:22:40,625 --> 00:22:41,993
blaming herself
for ruining my life.
513
00:22:43,195 --> 00:22:44,329
JOAN: Do you mind?
514
00:22:44,363 --> 00:22:45,397
But I really have to pee.
515
00:22:45,430 --> 00:22:46,832
Use the bushes.
516
00:22:46,865 --> 00:22:47,999
(WHIMPERS)
517
00:22:48,033 --> 00:22:49,234
(SIGHS)
518
00:22:50,535 --> 00:22:53,105
Look, you can't quit.
519
00:22:53,171 --> 00:22:54,806
I mean,
I don't even like you,
520
00:22:54,840 --> 00:22:56,274
and I still know
that we need you.
521
00:22:56,308 --> 00:22:57,509
If you quit, they'll win.
522
00:23:01,913 --> 00:23:03,515
You really
believe in me, huh?
523
00:23:05,016 --> 00:23:06,752
Yeah. Yeah.
I guess I do.
524
00:23:06,818 --> 00:23:09,154
And I also believe
that it's our mission
525
00:23:09,187 --> 00:23:11,189
to throw some dirt
right back at them.
526
00:23:15,761 --> 00:23:18,363
(SNIFFS) Ugh,
boys are animals.
527
00:23:18,397 --> 00:23:19,731
(DOOR OPENS)
528
00:23:26,505 --> 00:23:28,173
(ROCKER DUDE GOD
PLAYING BASS GUITAR)
529
00:23:28,206 --> 00:23:29,908
Shouldn't you
be playing the violin?
530
00:23:31,510 --> 00:23:33,745
Huh?
Violin.
531
00:23:33,779 --> 00:23:36,114
Fiddling while Rome burns?
Didn't you take history?
532
00:23:36,148 --> 00:23:37,682
I created history.
533
00:23:37,749 --> 00:23:38,850
(CONTINUES PLAYING)
534
00:23:38,884 --> 00:23:40,952
How can you just sit here
and rock out?
535
00:23:40,986 --> 00:23:43,021
Everybody in the school
knows about Brian's dad.
536
00:23:43,054 --> 00:23:45,824
Some people do
whatever it takes to win.
537
00:23:45,857 --> 00:23:47,793
You think I'm not trying?
538
00:23:47,826 --> 00:23:48,927
You think
I don't wanna win?
539
00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:50,362
What else am I
supposed to do?
540
00:23:53,965 --> 00:23:55,834
Brian Beaumont.
541
00:23:55,867 --> 00:23:57,002
Brian Beaumont.
542
00:23:57,035 --> 00:23:59,171
(SCOFFS)
We need Brobdingnagian.
543
00:23:59,204 --> 00:24:01,239
(STUDENTS CHATTERING)
544
00:24:01,306 --> 00:24:04,142
Huge. The latest polls
don't look good.
545
00:24:04,176 --> 00:24:06,111
Well, they will
if we find something
on Lars.
546
00:24:06,678 --> 00:24:07,979
Whatever it takes.
547
00:24:08,013 --> 00:24:09,881
It's the only way
to beat these guys.
548
00:24:09,948 --> 00:24:11,817
A horse's head
always works.
549
00:24:11,850 --> 00:24:13,819
I thought you were
the poster girl
for apathy.
550
00:24:13,852 --> 00:24:16,254
She was hit by a wave
of school spirit.
551
00:24:16,321 --> 00:24:18,190
And she told you?
552
00:24:18,223 --> 00:24:19,324
BRIAN: Beaumont for president.
553
00:24:19,357 --> 00:24:20,358
I gleaned it.
554
00:24:22,360 --> 00:24:24,196
Hey, okay.
555
00:24:24,229 --> 00:24:25,630
I think I have something.
556
00:24:25,664 --> 00:24:27,599
Yes. "Something is rotten
in the state of Denmark."
557
00:24:27,666 --> 00:24:29,201
God, get a grip,
Freidman.
558
00:24:29,234 --> 00:24:30,702
Here's the dealio.
559
00:24:30,735 --> 00:24:33,004
No secret
I've been hanging
around Lars.
560
00:24:33,038 --> 00:24:35,106
Oh, God, he was wearing
those low pants,
561
00:24:35,173 --> 00:24:37,175
tight tee...
562
00:24:37,209 --> 00:24:42,013
Anyway, I saw him
walk into the school
counselor's office.
563
00:24:42,447 --> 00:24:43,915
(SCOFFS)
564
00:24:43,982 --> 00:24:45,784
Hello? We go
to the school counselor.
565
00:24:45,851 --> 00:24:48,186
Because they make us
after crazy camp.
566
00:24:48,220 --> 00:24:50,355
No one ever voluntarily
sees Mr. Dingle.
567
00:24:50,388 --> 00:24:52,157
Trouble in paradise.
568
00:24:52,190 --> 00:24:54,559
I'm thinking maybe
addicted to painkillers.
569
00:24:54,593 --> 00:24:55,861
Steroid abuse.
570
00:24:55,894 --> 00:24:57,462
Can't spell his name.
571
00:24:57,529 --> 00:24:58,763
BRIAN: Vote for Beaumont.
572
00:24:58,830 --> 00:25:00,031
BRIAN: Please.
573
00:25:04,636 --> 00:25:06,872
Look, we have to find out.
574
00:25:06,905 --> 00:25:08,974
This is about good and evil.
575
00:25:11,209 --> 00:25:14,279
And good is gonna kick ass.
576
00:25:14,346 --> 00:25:16,381
♪ You can't hide
from everything you are
577
00:25:16,414 --> 00:25:17,549
♪ You can't hide
578
00:25:17,582 --> 00:25:18,617
♪ You can't hide
579
00:25:18,683 --> 00:25:19,751
♪ You can't hide
580
00:25:19,784 --> 00:25:20,852
♪ You can't hide
581
00:25:20,886 --> 00:25:22,187
♪ You can't, you can't
582
00:25:22,220 --> 00:25:24,523
♪ You can't, you can't hide ♪
583
00:25:44,242 --> 00:25:47,779
I hate to say it,
but everyone speaks
very highly of her.
584
00:25:47,812 --> 00:25:51,049
Graduated
summa cum laude
from Annapolis.
585
00:25:51,082 --> 00:25:54,786
Joined the police academy
after her father's death
in 1984,
586
00:25:54,819 --> 00:25:56,354
again, head of her class.
587
00:25:56,421 --> 00:25:57,789
She was in New Orleans
before, right?
588
00:25:57,822 --> 00:25:59,558
That place has been
corrupt for years.
589
00:25:59,591 --> 00:26:01,092
She got a commendation
from the city.
590
00:26:01,893 --> 00:26:03,461
What is it about her?
591
00:26:03,528 --> 00:26:06,097
You having trouble
working for a woman?
What?
592
00:26:06,131 --> 00:26:09,601
No. She just slid into
Roebuck's job so easily,
593
00:26:09,634 --> 00:26:12,504
and now she's trying to change
the way we do business.
594
00:26:16,508 --> 00:26:18,710
Hi. Lucy Preston.
595
00:26:18,777 --> 00:26:19,945
You must be Will's son.
596
00:26:19,978 --> 00:26:21,780
Kevin.
It's a pleasure.
597
00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:23,615
It's all here.
598
00:26:23,648 --> 00:26:25,317
Indexed and alphabetized.
599
00:26:25,350 --> 00:26:26,785
News clippings, commendations,
600
00:26:26,818 --> 00:26:28,687
recommendations,
job assessments.
601
00:26:28,753 --> 00:26:30,121
One guy trashed me,
602
00:26:30,155 --> 00:26:32,657
but I think it's only because
I crushed him at golf.
603
00:26:32,691 --> 00:26:36,194
I've also included
the name and phone number
of my last boyfriend,
604
00:26:36,261 --> 00:26:37,829
who I'm still
on good terms with,
605
00:26:37,862 --> 00:26:40,198
if you wanna get into
the personal side of things.
606
00:26:40,265 --> 00:26:42,601
And if there's anything else
that you'd like,
607
00:26:42,634 --> 00:26:45,370
just... ask.
608
00:26:47,672 --> 00:26:49,708
(STUTTERS)
We were just talking.
609
00:26:49,774 --> 00:26:52,043
He's doing research
for the paper.
610
00:26:52,077 --> 00:26:53,144
If I was in your position,
611
00:26:53,178 --> 00:26:54,779
I would've made
the same call, Will.
612
00:26:54,813 --> 00:26:55,847
If we trusted everybody,
613
00:26:55,880 --> 00:26:57,449
we'd be lousy cops,
wouldn't we?
614
00:26:59,851 --> 00:27:02,187
(CHUCKLES)
Aren't you testifying?
615
00:27:03,388 --> 00:27:05,490
At 2:00. I was, uh,
just on my way in.
616
00:27:05,523 --> 00:27:06,625
Oh, good.
617
00:27:06,658 --> 00:27:08,526
Then I'll see you
back at the office.
618
00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:10,729
And I'll look forward
to reading your article.
619
00:27:11,863 --> 00:27:13,798
Maybe you could
make me sound tall.
620
00:27:22,173 --> 00:27:23,408
(SIGHS)
621
00:27:25,510 --> 00:27:26,511
(SIGHS)
622
00:27:28,580 --> 00:27:30,715
HELEN: So, that's just the way
you had it, right?
623
00:27:30,749 --> 00:27:33,051
ANNIE: Yeah. It's okay.
It looks fine.
624
00:27:43,395 --> 00:27:45,664
Darlene,
I went to the board
625
00:27:45,697 --> 00:27:47,465
and I discussed
Annie's piece with them,
626
00:27:47,499 --> 00:27:49,067
and they agreed with me
627
00:27:49,100 --> 00:27:51,636
that it's unacceptable
to censor students
in the classroom,
628
00:27:51,703 --> 00:27:54,906
so, Annie's work
will be displayed
here all week.
629
00:27:54,973 --> 00:27:56,708
If you find that offensive,
630
00:27:56,741 --> 00:27:58,576
you could spend class
in the library.
631
00:27:58,643 --> 00:28:01,880
I just came here
to tell you
that I'm dropping art.
632
00:28:01,913 --> 00:28:05,083
You're always saying that
it's important to listen,
but you didn't.
633
00:28:05,116 --> 00:28:07,252
You just treated me
and my parents
like we were idiots.
634
00:28:07,285 --> 00:28:08,453
Oh, Darlene, I...
635
00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:10,288
I used to wanna
be an artist.
636
00:28:10,321 --> 00:28:12,090
I guess I'm not allowed
in the club.
637
00:28:29,140 --> 00:28:31,876
I say we break
into Dingle's after school
and steal the Lars file.
638
00:28:31,910 --> 00:28:33,411
Doesn't that seem
a little unethical?
639
00:28:33,912 --> 00:28:35,246
Fine.
640
00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:36,815
Michael Corleone thought
he was above it all, too.
641
00:28:36,848 --> 00:28:38,216
I just don't know.
642
00:28:38,249 --> 00:28:39,918
Fine. What's
an ethical way
to get the dirt?
643
00:28:39,951 --> 00:28:41,119
We could follow him.
644
00:28:41,152 --> 00:28:42,721
JUDITH: Oh, highly ethical.
645
00:28:42,754 --> 00:28:45,090
I hear, Mother Teresa
used to tail people
all the time.
646
00:28:46,658 --> 00:28:47,959
Yeah, well,
at least we...
647
00:28:51,429 --> 00:28:53,331
All right,
see you, man.
See you, guys.
648
00:28:53,398 --> 00:28:55,500
At least we won't
have to share a cell
with Brian's dad.
649
00:28:56,334 --> 00:28:58,336
♪ Never wore cover-up
650
00:28:58,369 --> 00:29:00,638
♪ Always beat the boys up
651
00:29:00,672 --> 00:29:04,008
♪ Grew up in
a 5,000 population town
652
00:29:05,477 --> 00:29:07,512
♪ Made my money
by cutting grass
653
00:29:07,579 --> 00:29:09,981
♪ Got fired
by the fried chicken ass
654
00:29:10,014 --> 00:29:13,852
♪ All in
a small town, Nappanee
655
00:29:13,885 --> 00:29:16,688
♪ You know I always stay...
656
00:29:16,721 --> 00:29:18,623
JUDITH: He's
so in love with himself.
657
00:29:18,656 --> 00:29:21,559
So, this is what
the popular kids do
in their free time.
658
00:29:21,626 --> 00:29:24,129
Ah, the devil's
in the details.
659
00:29:24,162 --> 00:29:28,666
♪ Where do I belong forever
660
00:29:28,700 --> 00:29:30,602
♪ In whose arms
661
00:29:30,635 --> 00:29:33,271
♪ The time and place?
662
00:29:33,304 --> 00:29:35,640
♪ Can't help if I space
in a daze
663
00:29:35,673 --> 00:29:38,009
♪ My eyes tune out
the other way
664
00:29:38,042 --> 00:29:41,613
♪ I may switch off
and go in a daydream
665
00:29:42,847 --> 00:29:44,949
♪ In this head
my thoughts are deep
666
00:29:44,983 --> 00:29:47,318
♪ But sometimes
I can't even speak
667
00:29:47,352 --> 00:29:48,653
♪ Would someone be...
668
00:29:48,686 --> 00:29:49,888
(CELL PHONE BEEPS)
669
00:29:49,954 --> 00:29:53,391
♪ I'm off again in my world
670
00:29:53,458 --> 00:29:56,194
He gets a call like that
about five times a day.
LARS: Yeah. Where are you?
671
00:29:56,227 --> 00:29:58,830
It's either his girlfriend
or his dealer.
Okay. Yeah, I'll come.
672
00:30:01,366 --> 00:30:03,501
♪ In this head
my thoughts are deep
673
00:30:03,535 --> 00:30:05,937
♪ But sometimes
I can't even speak
674
00:30:06,004 --> 00:30:08,206
♪ Would someone be
and not pretend?
675
00:30:08,239 --> 00:30:11,209
♪ I'm off again in my world ♪
676
00:30:18,683 --> 00:30:20,451
(INAUDIBLE)
677
00:30:20,518 --> 00:30:21,886
(WHISPERING) Oh!
678
00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:23,721
That's Teddy Marks.
679
00:30:23,755 --> 00:30:25,056
Total drug dealer.
680
00:30:25,089 --> 00:30:27,625
(WHISPERING) Okay,
hand over the drugs.
681
00:30:30,395 --> 00:30:31,396
I missed you.
682
00:30:40,205 --> 00:30:41,272
(CELL PHONE BEEPS)
683
00:30:41,339 --> 00:30:42,473
LARS: Whoa.
684
00:30:42,540 --> 00:30:44,008
Whoa.
Go.
685
00:30:45,710 --> 00:30:47,111
Go, go, go,
go, go, go.
686
00:30:59,257 --> 00:31:00,491
I even liked his ears.
687
00:31:00,525 --> 00:31:02,227
He was gonna be
my New Year's resolution.
688
00:31:02,293 --> 00:31:04,629
Hmm. Guess you'll have
to fall back on calling
your grandma more often.
689
00:31:04,662 --> 00:31:06,197
Look, we need to focus.
690
00:31:06,731 --> 00:31:07,999
(SIGHS)
691
00:31:08,032 --> 00:31:09,367
Mass IMing.
692
00:31:10,368 --> 00:31:11,970
Too techie.
693
00:31:12,003 --> 00:31:13,938
Right. We have to
weaponize the information
694
00:31:14,005 --> 00:31:16,541
into the most lethal
form possible.
Mm-hmm.
695
00:31:16,574 --> 00:31:18,843
Maybe we go simple,
the rumor.
696
00:31:18,877 --> 00:31:20,211
No. He'll just deny it.
697
00:31:20,245 --> 00:31:21,512
And if people think
we made it up,
698
00:31:21,546 --> 00:31:23,214
we could get
some serious blowback.
699
00:31:23,248 --> 00:31:25,350
(SCOFFS)
We're pretty much
destroying a guy
700
00:31:25,383 --> 00:31:27,352
by pandering
to homophobic bigots.
701
00:31:27,385 --> 00:31:29,520
Isn't blowback a risk
we're gonna have to take?
702
00:31:29,554 --> 00:31:30,855
Together, please.
Oh, thanks.
703
00:31:30,889 --> 00:31:32,123
Thank you.
(KEYPAD BEEPING)
704
00:31:32,156 --> 00:31:33,758
No. We need cover.
705
00:31:33,825 --> 00:31:37,328
If things go bad,
we need plausible
deniability.
706
00:31:37,362 --> 00:31:39,731
Wow. Who knew social studies
would come in so handy?
707
00:31:39,764 --> 00:31:40,765
(CHUCKLES)
708
00:31:41,666 --> 00:31:43,401
Anonymous flyers.
709
00:31:43,434 --> 00:31:44,869
With a picture
from my video.
710
00:31:46,237 --> 00:31:47,538
We are so good at this.
711
00:31:47,572 --> 00:31:48,773
Yeah, we are.
712
00:31:52,410 --> 00:31:53,611
(GIGGLES)
713
00:31:54,612 --> 00:31:57,115
(GIGGLING MANIACALLY)
714
00:32:00,051 --> 00:32:02,887
Hey! Hey, don't mess
with my artwork, man.
715
00:32:02,921 --> 00:32:04,689
(SCOFFS)
Do you wanna die?
716
00:32:04,722 --> 00:32:06,824
What, it's not enough
you talk trash
about his family?
717
00:32:06,891 --> 00:32:09,027
What, you don't get
a big enough charge
out of that, huh?
718
00:32:09,060 --> 00:32:10,295
Hey! Hey!
719
00:32:11,062 --> 00:32:13,031
Forget it.
Forget it.
720
00:32:15,934 --> 00:32:17,635
(MARKER THUDS)
721
00:32:18,403 --> 00:32:19,437
Forget it.
722
00:32:19,470 --> 00:32:21,239
♪ But my God it's so beautiful
723
00:32:21,272 --> 00:32:22,740
♪ When the boy smiles
724
00:32:22,774 --> 00:32:24,575
♪ Wanna hold him
725
00:32:24,609 --> 00:32:25,810
Hey.
726
00:32:25,877 --> 00:32:27,812
♪ Maybe I'll just
sing about it
727
00:32:30,114 --> 00:32:32,250
♪ 'Cause you
can't jump the track
728
00:32:32,283 --> 00:32:34,652
♪ We're like cars on a cable
729
00:32:34,719 --> 00:32:37,255
♪ And life's like an hourglass
730
00:32:37,288 --> 00:32:39,324
♪ Glued to the table
731
00:32:39,357 --> 00:32:40,925
♪ No one can find...
732
00:32:40,959 --> 00:32:43,428
You know, statistically,
this last campaign thrust
733
00:32:43,461 --> 00:32:46,397
has less than
a 13% chance of success.
734
00:32:46,431 --> 00:32:48,967
You realize
I don't understand
half of what you say.
735
00:32:49,634 --> 00:32:50,802
Right.
736
00:32:53,471 --> 00:32:57,608
♪ Just breathe
737
00:32:57,642 --> 00:32:59,277
♪ Whoa breathe...
738
00:32:59,310 --> 00:33:00,345
When I was 11,
739
00:33:00,411 --> 00:33:02,380
my friend Becky Coogan
slept over.
740
00:33:04,349 --> 00:33:07,585
We went downstairs
in the morning
for breakfast.
741
00:33:07,618 --> 00:33:09,487
My mom was going
to make us pancakes.
742
00:33:13,491 --> 00:33:16,694
She was still passed out
on the kitchen floor
from the night before.
743
00:33:19,364 --> 00:33:21,132
Becky never talked to me
after that.
744
00:33:25,336 --> 00:33:26,838
Becky was cool.
745
00:33:27,505 --> 00:33:29,374
You would've liked her.
746
00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:32,477
♪ Just breathe
747
00:33:33,678 --> 00:33:38,649
♪ Whoa breathe ♪
748
00:33:38,683 --> 00:33:43,888
ALL: (SINGING)
♪ O beautiful Arca
749
00:33:43,955 --> 00:33:46,057
♪ The school that we...
750
00:33:46,090 --> 00:33:47,859
BRIAN: Brian Beaumont,
he's gonna make some changes.
751
00:33:47,892 --> 00:33:49,394
I'm going to
make changes, okay?
752
00:33:49,460 --> 00:33:50,762
Only six more hours.
753
00:33:50,828 --> 00:33:52,530
Don't forget to vote.
754
00:33:52,563 --> 00:33:53,698
Vote for Beaumont.
755
00:33:53,731 --> 00:33:55,166
Vote for Brian Beaumont.
756
00:33:55,199 --> 00:33:56,667
Beaumont for president.
757
00:33:56,701 --> 00:33:58,369
Making a difference.
758
00:33:58,403 --> 00:34:00,338
Sly.
Vote for Brian Beaumont
for president.
759
00:34:00,371 --> 00:34:01,906
STUDENTS: (SINGING)
♪ Arcadia...♪
760
00:34:01,939 --> 00:34:03,241
Making a difference.
761
00:34:04,342 --> 00:34:05,510
Have you seen these?
762
00:34:05,543 --> 00:34:06,577
JOAN: Yeah.
763
00:34:06,644 --> 00:34:07,912
Put the new ones
over those.
764
00:34:08,246 --> 00:34:09,414
Right.
765
00:34:10,515 --> 00:34:12,350
So, any news
on nuking Klosterman?
766
00:34:12,383 --> 00:34:13,518
The missiles are
in the silos.
767
00:34:13,551 --> 00:34:15,019
We're just waiting
for the launch codes.
768
00:34:15,053 --> 00:34:16,421
Excellent.
What'd you find?
769
00:34:16,454 --> 00:34:17,588
All in good time,
Mr. President.
770
00:34:17,655 --> 00:34:19,157
You help Luke
with the posters,
771
00:34:19,190 --> 00:34:21,059
I'll get the pink paper
from the art room.
772
00:34:21,092 --> 00:34:22,093
Great.
773
00:34:22,693 --> 00:34:23,728
LARS: Vote Lars.
774
00:34:23,761 --> 00:34:24,996
Vote Beaumont.
775
00:34:25,029 --> 00:34:26,731
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
776
00:34:30,168 --> 00:34:31,569
The picture of you
with the governor,
777
00:34:31,602 --> 00:34:33,271
very impressive.
778
00:34:33,337 --> 00:34:35,373
That was a long evening.
779
00:34:35,406 --> 00:34:37,575
That man can't talk
about anything but himself.
780
00:34:41,746 --> 00:34:44,949
I've thought about
what you asked me to do.
781
00:34:45,917 --> 00:34:47,218
Changing the stats.
782
00:34:47,251 --> 00:34:48,352
(DOOR CLOSES)
783
00:34:49,821 --> 00:34:51,789
And I'm just
not comfortable with it.
784
00:34:53,925 --> 00:34:56,094
And I'm prepared
to take the consequences
785
00:34:56,127 --> 00:34:57,862
if you can't handle that.
786
00:34:57,895 --> 00:35:01,099
Even if the consequences
are that Carlisle
will be laid off?
787
00:35:01,132 --> 00:35:02,200
What?
788
00:35:02,233 --> 00:35:03,968
He has the least seniority.
789
00:35:04,001 --> 00:35:06,938
The force has serious
cash flow problems.
790
00:35:06,971 --> 00:35:08,272
Every department does.
791
00:35:09,407 --> 00:35:10,908
You remember Bill Harriman?
792
00:35:12,743 --> 00:35:15,980
I was the one
who had to call his wife
when he got shot.
793
00:35:16,013 --> 00:35:18,116
We should've been able to
send another car that night,
794
00:35:18,149 --> 00:35:20,718
but we couldn't
because we didn't have one,
and he died.
795
00:35:22,220 --> 00:35:23,754
This is not about
buffing my image.
796
00:35:23,788 --> 00:35:25,323
I don't wanna be
like the other departments.
797
00:35:25,389 --> 00:35:27,158
I want the money.
798
00:35:27,191 --> 00:35:30,194
And if looking at the data
a little differently
helps us to get that,
799
00:35:30,261 --> 00:35:32,763
then I think we owe that
to Harriman and Carlisle
800
00:35:32,797 --> 00:35:34,599
and everybody else
we work with.
801
00:35:41,772 --> 00:35:44,342
You like dealing with
things on your own terms,
don't you?
802
00:35:45,877 --> 00:35:47,945
That's how
I get things done.
803
00:35:47,979 --> 00:35:49,547
And that's what
they pay me for,
isn't it?
804
00:35:49,614 --> 00:35:50,581
(PHONE RINGS)
805
00:35:51,616 --> 00:35:52,617
Preston.
806
00:35:53,518 --> 00:35:54,519
I gotta take this.
807
00:36:03,528 --> 00:36:05,263
(DOOR CLOSES)
Yeah, I'm here.
What have you got?
808
00:36:07,231 --> 00:36:09,167
Hey. I need pink paper.
809
00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:10,902
I figured
I could get it here.
810
00:36:10,968 --> 00:36:12,770
Oh. Sure.
Okay.
811
00:36:12,803 --> 00:36:14,572
Uh, how's
the campaign going?
812
00:36:16,807 --> 00:36:18,376
Ew!
813
00:36:18,409 --> 00:36:22,413
Uh, I'm gonna destroy
Lars Klosterman,
but Brian will win.
814
00:36:22,480 --> 00:36:24,815
You have to destroy Lars
to do it?
815
00:36:24,849 --> 00:36:26,918
There are no victories
without casualties.
816
00:36:26,984 --> 00:36:28,119
The important thing
is to win.
817
00:36:32,156 --> 00:36:33,824
(SIGHS)
Mom, the paper.
818
00:36:35,726 --> 00:36:37,094
But what's winning?
819
00:36:39,797 --> 00:36:41,399
When you get your way
and the other people don't.
820
00:36:41,432 --> 00:36:42,967
Can I please
have the paper?
821
00:36:46,904 --> 00:36:47,939
Mom?
822
00:36:48,739 --> 00:36:49,907
Are you okay?
823
00:36:51,375 --> 00:36:53,811
You look inches away
from waterworks.
824
00:36:58,482 --> 00:37:02,553
Darlene Fitch quit art today
because of me.
825
00:37:04,188 --> 00:37:07,291
And, uh, that stupid gerbil.
826
00:37:12,230 --> 00:37:14,398
Freaky. I'm sorry.
827
00:37:16,500 --> 00:37:19,270
I was so obsessed
with being right,
828
00:37:19,337 --> 00:37:20,671
with getting my own way.
829
00:37:20,705 --> 00:37:23,608
It wasn't that I wanted
to hurt her,
830
00:37:23,674 --> 00:37:25,209
I didn't even think
about her.
831
00:37:29,380 --> 00:37:31,882
This righteous feeling
came over me,
832
00:37:31,916 --> 00:37:34,685
and she was in my way.
833
00:37:40,224 --> 00:37:42,260
She's a sweet,
decent person,
834
00:37:42,293 --> 00:37:43,828
and I hurt her
835
00:37:43,894 --> 00:37:47,465
in a way that she will
probably never forget.
836
00:38:01,045 --> 00:38:02,480
My six-point plan
837
00:38:02,513 --> 00:38:04,882
will reallocate student funds
from frivolous activities.
838
00:38:04,915 --> 00:38:06,751
Bite me!
Excellent.
839
00:38:06,784 --> 00:38:08,586
Vote Beaumont.
Vote Beaumont.
840
00:38:08,619 --> 00:38:10,187
Vote Beaumont.
Hey.
841
00:38:10,855 --> 00:38:11,922
Where's the paper?
842
00:38:11,956 --> 00:38:13,658
I'm calling it off. The...
843
00:38:13,691 --> 00:38:15,326
The whole thing,
it's off.
844
00:38:15,393 --> 00:38:16,894
The missiles are
in the silos.
845
00:38:16,927 --> 00:38:18,896
Why is Lars seeing
the school counselor?
What's up, Jo-Jo?
846
00:38:19,997 --> 00:38:20,998
Come here.
847
00:38:23,401 --> 00:38:24,468
We can't.
848
00:38:24,502 --> 00:38:25,936
Not even to Lars.
849
00:38:25,970 --> 00:38:27,104
It's a slam-dunk.
850
00:38:27,138 --> 00:38:28,773
Look what he did to Brian.
851
00:38:28,806 --> 00:38:30,675
Would you want
someone spreading around
your crazy camp file?
852
00:38:30,741 --> 00:38:31,742
Even if it was true?
853
00:38:33,344 --> 00:38:35,680
Don't you want the chance
to work that stuff out
yourself?
854
00:38:35,713 --> 00:38:37,114
What happened?
855
00:38:37,148 --> 00:38:39,450
I just saw it.
856
00:38:39,483 --> 00:38:41,652
What we were about to do.
What were we thinking?
857
00:38:41,686 --> 00:38:42,920
What is going on over here?
858
00:38:42,953 --> 00:38:45,323
LARS: Lars is your man.
Lars for president.
859
00:38:45,356 --> 00:38:46,590
Thanks.
860
00:38:46,624 --> 00:38:47,892
(WHOOPING)
861
00:38:49,794 --> 00:38:51,195
GIRL: Vote for Lars.
862
00:38:52,029 --> 00:38:53,097
LARS: Vote for Lars.
863
00:38:53,130 --> 00:38:54,565
Come on,
what have you got?
864
00:38:55,833 --> 00:38:58,636
Uh, he... He wants to join
the Peace Corps.
865
00:39:00,104 --> 00:39:01,172
Lars.
866
00:39:03,841 --> 00:39:04,842
What?
867
00:39:06,777 --> 00:39:09,313
Yeah, he... He's just,
you know,
868
00:39:09,347 --> 00:39:11,816
worried that his friends
will think he's a doofus.
869
00:39:11,849 --> 00:39:14,719
How can you think
that joining the Peace Corps
would be a bad thing?
870
00:39:14,785 --> 00:39:16,654
I know, I'm sorry.
I just... I thought...
871
00:39:16,687 --> 00:39:18,389
I was counting on you.
LARS: Vote for Lars.
872
00:39:18,456 --> 00:39:19,724
You told me not to quit.
873
00:39:19,790 --> 00:39:21,892
Now this loss is gonna be
on my college record.
874
00:39:21,959 --> 00:39:23,761
I really loved
your mission statement.
875
00:39:23,794 --> 00:39:25,329
I'm all the way
up to Page 18.
876
00:39:26,697 --> 00:39:29,567
At least give me one thing.
877
00:39:29,633 --> 00:39:32,203
Vote for Lars, man.
Vote for Lars.
878
00:39:34,839 --> 00:39:36,173
(BANGING INSIDE LOCKER)
879
00:39:36,207 --> 00:39:37,475
JUDITH: What's
the magic word, Lars?
880
00:39:37,508 --> 00:39:39,410
LARS: Okay, I get it.
Locker bad, all right?
881
00:39:39,443 --> 00:39:40,511
This is so not funny
anymore.
882
00:39:40,544 --> 00:39:42,012
Oh, I could stand here
for hours.
883
00:39:42,046 --> 00:39:43,681
How did you
do this?
884
00:39:43,714 --> 00:39:46,617
You have held
as 'twere the mirror
up to nature,
885
00:39:46,684 --> 00:39:48,652
where it sees
reflected...
886
00:39:48,686 --> 00:39:50,254
This is really cool,
Judith, okay?
887
00:39:50,287 --> 00:39:51,822
This is really...
Wow!
888
00:39:51,856 --> 00:39:54,558
(BANGING INSIDE LOCKER)
LARS: I'm sorry, okay?
889
00:39:54,592 --> 00:39:57,294
Mankind lives
in a prison
of its own making.
890
00:39:57,328 --> 00:39:59,330
But you always call on me
for the keys.
891
00:39:59,363 --> 00:40:00,731
GRACE: Come on,
try a little harder.
892
00:40:00,765 --> 00:40:02,032
FREIDMAN: Yes, Lars...
893
00:40:02,066 --> 00:40:03,567
I couldn't do it. I...
894
00:40:04,402 --> 00:40:05,703
I couldn't win that way.
895
00:40:05,736 --> 00:40:08,105
Yeah. It's amazing
how many people could have.
896
00:40:08,172 --> 00:40:09,840
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
897
00:40:09,874 --> 00:40:11,275
So, Lars is gonna win?
898
00:40:11,342 --> 00:40:12,643
Landslide.
899
00:40:14,078 --> 00:40:17,114
I drove myself crazy
for nothing.
900
00:40:17,148 --> 00:40:18,716
You were involved, Joan.
901
00:40:18,749 --> 00:40:20,484
That always makes
a difference.
902
00:40:20,551 --> 00:40:21,852
LARS: It smells in here.
903
00:40:26,524 --> 00:40:27,958
Just a bite.
904
00:40:27,992 --> 00:40:30,461
Mom, we're bummed.
905
00:40:30,528 --> 00:40:31,829
We're eating the whole thing.
906
00:40:37,067 --> 00:40:39,703
Should we maybe have
chocolate sauce
and ice cream, too?
907
00:40:39,737 --> 00:40:40,938
(INHALES DEEPLY)
908
00:40:40,971 --> 00:40:42,440
No point without it.
909
00:40:45,309 --> 00:40:47,978
Darlene cried
when I apologized,
910
00:40:48,045 --> 00:40:50,014
but she still won't
come back to class.
911
00:40:51,916 --> 00:40:53,250
God, I was hoping
912
00:40:53,284 --> 00:40:56,654
there was some way
to undo it all.
913
00:40:59,089 --> 00:41:01,992
I was such a jerk.
914
00:41:02,059 --> 00:41:03,928
♪ Anna
915
00:41:05,029 --> 00:41:07,598
Yeah? You weren't alone.
916
00:41:07,631 --> 00:41:09,300
Well, Brian lost
the election.
917
00:41:10,334 --> 00:41:13,304
You didn't destroy Lars.
918
00:41:13,337 --> 00:41:15,005
That makes one of us
a decent person.
919
00:41:15,072 --> 00:41:16,273
Hmm.
920
00:41:19,143 --> 00:41:20,978
♪ And I
921
00:41:21,011 --> 00:41:22,346
I had it in me to do it.
922
00:41:22,413 --> 00:41:25,816
♪ Held my breath
and called your name
923
00:41:25,850 --> 00:41:27,184
I felt it.
924
00:41:28,586 --> 00:41:32,623
♪ And though I knew
it was not you
925
00:41:32,656 --> 00:41:34,058
What were you gonna do?
926
00:41:34,124 --> 00:41:36,794
♪ I followed just
the same
927
00:41:38,562 --> 00:41:40,831
(CLICKS TONGUE)
Lars is
928
00:41:43,033 --> 00:41:44,268
gay.
929
00:41:44,301 --> 00:41:48,706
♪ To a symphony of miles
930
00:41:50,441 --> 00:41:53,344
And you were gonna
use that to...
931
00:41:53,377 --> 00:41:55,212
Mom, it would've been
so easy.
932
00:41:55,279 --> 00:41:56,347
(SCOFFS)
933
00:41:57,681 --> 00:41:59,116
But... But then...
934
00:41:59,149 --> 00:42:01,051
♪ Anna
935
00:42:03,454 --> 00:42:05,623
In my head,
I kept seeing him
936
00:42:06,490 --> 00:42:08,025
looking at me,
937
00:42:10,327 --> 00:42:11,929
so scared, you know?
938
00:42:11,996 --> 00:42:14,398
Big, strong Lars,
939
00:42:14,465 --> 00:42:17,067
scared and confused.
940
00:42:20,571 --> 00:42:22,940
And I've been there, like...
941
00:42:24,174 --> 00:42:25,543
(SIGHS)
942
00:42:26,610 --> 00:42:28,412
Like all the time.
943
00:42:28,479 --> 00:42:29,513
(CHUCKLES)
944
00:42:34,184 --> 00:42:36,887
And it was like
we weren't really
different people
945
00:42:36,954 --> 00:42:39,890
'cause someplace
we aren't.
946
00:42:42,326 --> 00:42:43,827
Hmm.
947
00:42:43,861 --> 00:42:46,764
♪ And say our last farewell
948
00:42:46,830 --> 00:42:49,033
♪ To yesterday's child
949
00:42:49,066 --> 00:42:51,201
♪ Yesterday's child
950
00:42:52,469 --> 00:42:54,004
♪ Anna
951
00:42:54,038 --> 00:42:58,542
Why is that so hard
to remember?
952
00:42:59,810 --> 00:43:01,011
I don't know.
953
00:43:03,147 --> 00:43:04,915
I didn't like losing, though.
954
00:43:04,949 --> 00:43:06,250
I mean,
955
00:43:08,185 --> 00:43:10,621
being involved was supposed
to make a difference,
956
00:43:13,390 --> 00:43:15,159
and I don't really see how.
957
00:43:19,930 --> 00:43:21,999
Oh, well, you need
more chocolate sauce.
958
00:43:27,571 --> 00:43:29,006
And so do I.
959
00:43:29,073 --> 00:43:30,307
(LAUGHING)
960
00:43:32,076 --> 00:43:34,612
♪ Anna
961
00:43:36,347 --> 00:43:37,348
Oh, that's good.
962
00:43:37,414 --> 00:43:38,949
(KNOCKING AT DOOR)
963
00:43:40,851 --> 00:43:43,220
(WHISPERING)
Oh, it's Darlene.
964
00:43:45,556 --> 00:43:48,158
She's come to kill you
and dip you in shellac.
965
00:43:50,594 --> 00:43:51,962
I'm eating your half.
966
00:43:56,634 --> 00:43:58,102
I got it.
What?
967
00:43:58,135 --> 00:44:00,671
An internship at this
graphic design studio.
968
00:44:00,738 --> 00:44:02,840
Brian found
a mentoring program,
969
00:44:02,873 --> 00:44:04,241
and then he set up
the interview.
970
00:44:04,274 --> 00:44:06,043
And they called me
at work.
971
00:44:06,076 --> 00:44:08,579
All I had was the flier
that I made for Brian.
972
00:44:08,612 --> 00:44:09,880
Yeah.
Right? And they loved it.
973
00:44:09,913 --> 00:44:11,448
Oh, my God!
And this guy's
so cool, Jane.
974
00:44:11,482 --> 00:44:14,385
He had me help him out
with this ad layout,
right away.
975
00:44:14,451 --> 00:44:16,987
And I... I mean, it was
just coloring in stuff.
976
00:44:17,021 --> 00:44:20,691
But they're gonna pay me
just as much as the hotel.
977
00:44:20,758 --> 00:44:22,626
(CHUCKLES) Really?
For doing something I love.
978
00:44:24,628 --> 00:44:26,263
It's... I just...
979
00:44:26,296 --> 00:44:28,165
I just need to
give you a hug.
Okay.
980
00:44:29,566 --> 00:44:31,101
Oh, my God.
981
00:44:31,135 --> 00:44:33,303
(CHUCKLING)
Congratulations.
982
00:44:33,337 --> 00:44:34,872
I'm so happy for you.
983
00:44:34,938 --> 00:44:39,276
♪ And say our last farewell
to yesterday's child
984
00:44:39,309 --> 00:44:41,478
♪ Yesterday's child
985
00:44:41,512 --> 00:44:46,183
♪ So let's raise the glass
986
00:44:46,216 --> 00:44:51,188
♪ To a symphony of miles
987
00:44:51,221 --> 00:44:53,290
♪ And say
our last farewell... ♪
70792
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