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(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)

LUKE: So we can
meet at 5:00,

study for
the chem final,

move straight
into trig.

Okay, this isn't
going to be a problem

'cause you guys aren't
squeezing the produce
anymore, is it?

Sharing data
is entirely separate

from matters
of the heart.

Of course.

You didn't have to heave
an eraser at me.

Oh.

Adam, look--
ha ha ha.
(COUGHS)

I know 19th century Europe

can be kind of a snooze,
but you were snoring,

you know,
like the Three Stooges

with the little "whee"
at the end.

Well, I am kinda
wiped, though,

from the finals
and this stupid job
at the hotel.

Adam, it's not even
summer yet.

You could have put
the job off
for a few weeks.

They were gonna
give it away,

and--and the pay
is good--

Dude, my English teacher
wants us to be able

to draw on everything
we read this semester.

Who remembers January?
Did we even have one
this year?

Well, I can't use
a calculator
on my math final.

That's civilized.

Do they want us
to ride horses
to school, too?

Maybe kill our own food?
I have to get to work.

I'll walk you.

Hey, hey...

Before the violins
start playing,

when are we gonna
study for chem?

(GROANS)
Tomorrow at lunch?

Okay. I'll move
my math group
to the morning

and write
my Spanish paper
during Hebrew class.

That'll give me
enough time to make
my noose at lunch.

Oh, Adam.

I thought you were
gonna show me
your sketches

for the final
sculpture project.

Oh, uh...
I'm a little behind.

You're running
out of time.

They wanted me
to grade every phase
of the project.

Mom, it's the end
of the year.

Okay. Yeah, we're all
a little stressed out.

And for what?

Cramming our head
with information

we'll retain for, like,
one second after finals?

So, um, if you need
any extra help...

Thanks.
Okay.

Oh, oh, and Adam,
um...

Would you please
ask your girlfriend

not to be so snotty
to the faculty?

Oh. Ha ha.
Okay.

You know, my mom isn't
gonna cut you any slack.

If anything,
she's gonna be
even harder on you.

Yeah. I just wish
it would all go away.

You know,
we could just hang out
with each other.

Well, we'll have
all summer.

Yeah, we'll my job's
full-time in the summer.

You know,
it's a lot of nights,

and if you're working
in the bookstore days--

Well, we'll have
weekends, you know?

We can go on that hike
you talked about
at Mercer Creek,

watch some junk movies.

Uh, I don't know.

It's just hard to think
about summer right now.

We'll study together.
We'll get through finals.

See you in the morning?
Bye.

(WITH FRENCH ACCENT)
You two are the lovers no?

Oh, well--ha ha.
Oui. Oui, oui.

(SPEAKING FRENCH)

Wait. Wait. I lost you
at francais.

But you have your
French final
very soon,

so you should know
what I'm saying.

Oh. So it's vous.

You want me
to ace French?

Why don't you make
the language easier,

or make it English?

English? Okay.

I want, uh, you

to give to, uh,
your boyfriend
a gift.

Whoa. Well...

You might be god,
but you're a little clueless.

We just started
going out.

Very delicate time.

Way too soon for
the gift thing.

I'll ace French instead.

Je will ace
francais.

But he needs something
from you, Joan.

I have finals.
I don't have time
to get a gift.

Okay.

Uh, but before the finals,
you give to him a gift.

♪ What if God was one of us?

♪ Just a slob like one of us

♪ Just a stranger on the bus

♪ Trying to make his way home

♪ Just trying
to make his way home

♪ Just trying
to make his way home ♪

3,000. Maybe more.

He says they took
everything.

So the cleaner gets
taken to the cleaners.

The irony. That's what
I love about the job.

The wiring for
the alarm was cut.

Someone knew how the place
was laid out.

Mr. Petrov,

do you have any
employees who might
have been angry with you?

Only one woman
works for me.

Has since 1978.

I was fresh
with her once

during
the Clinton years.

I don't think
this was her.

A witness,
a homeless man, uh,

asleep in a doorway
across the street,

says he saw
an old blue Honda.

Last month,
that gift shop on
the next block was hit.

Isn't that the same
security company?

Yeah.

And we have
a vehicle ID.

Why do they even bother
to commit crimes when
there are cops like us?

Cardiovascular exercise
increases blood flow
to the brain,

thereby increasing
your chances

for higher grades
on your finals.

Then how come
the football team
can't spell?

Mr. Freidman,
you're flailing.

It's unattractive.

Why now?
It's too early
for the gift thing.

Iris gave him
those shirts,

and then they
were toast.

You think this
is news to me?

Adam needs a gift.

Down! Five push-ups.

Did he say so?

No. Adam would never
ask for a gift.

Then how do you know
he needs one?

(GRUNTS)
I just know.

Then you should
know what it is.

You'd think.

TEACHER: Up and run.

Up.

That means vertical,
Mr. Freidman.

JOAN: So, suggestions?

GRACE:
I'm not getting in
the middle of this.

I say the wrong thing,
you two break up.

I wind up with
Freidman as a friend.

Grace, come on.
You've known Adam forever.

He used to like
slot cars and Smurfs,

but I wouldn't go there.

Glynis, please don't run
so close to me.

TEACHER: Down.

Five push-ups.

I just want to know
what happened.

Was it something I did?

You know as well
as I do that there
are equations

where no definitive
solutions exist.

You and I are such
an equation.

You're a cold
and heartless
determinist.

TEACHER: Up and run.

The endorphins
are kicking in,

and you're feeling
really good, huh?

Glynis is
too intense.

I need to switch
study groups.

I'm starting
to understand women
who live with cats.

I already see
enough of you.

Will we get
your lab notes?

Of course.
He's in.

Okay, but we're not
studying right now.

Go.

So what do you think
about a backpack?

His is kind of ripped.

Yeah, he'd love that,
Mom.

What about
new underwear?

I'm sure those
are ripped, too.

Hey, why are
you two speeding?

I mean,
last is our thing.

No reason.

(CHATTER)

The new guy.

I'm Kevin Girardi.

Roger Franz
of BBY-AM.

Erica Stevenson
from WGF-TV.

Henry,
Free Press.

News will roll in
around lunch.

We were thinking
of ducking out
to see

the Ben Stiller movie
this afternoon.
Wanna come?

Uh, I don't think so.

First day.
I don't want
to screw it up.

There's nothing
to screw up.

You get the docket,

report the number
of burglaries, assaults,

mention
a few names,

and you're done.

If a big case
comes in,

the satellite dishes
come out.

You'll be replaced
by a first-stringer.

I'd like to think there
can be more to it
than that.

Dude, I'm from
the Free Press,

and even I don't
give a crap.

She called me
a determinist.

God. Harsh.

You know, I thought
because we shared similar
intellectual goals,

she could deal with
modifying our relationship.

I'm trying to take
her mind off it, okay,

but she just keeps
shoving me into walls.

I'm sure it's a game.

Women make no sense.
They don't obey the rules.

They don't even
know the rules.

Freidman,
there are rules.

Dude, dude.

Luke, there's an emergency.
I need your help.

(SIGHS) Women.

Okay. He's a sculptor,

so he's really good
with his hands.

Um...

What?

You said this site would
help find the right
thing, so type.

Fine. "Sculptor,
good with hands."
What else?

Okay. He's 16.

He's a really good
listener.

Um, you got anything?

Victoria's Secret catalog.

What?

Must have been
the 16-year-old boy thing.

JOAN:
Take that off.
Put in, um,

uh, put in practical.

He's got a very
practical side.

Electric sander.

JOAN:
Oh, that's romantic.

You know, if I could just
offer an observation here

about your
overall method.

No offense,

but you couldn't hold on
to Glynis for a month.

Yeah, and it was exactly
this kind of
forced behavior--

Do you see
any body language
that says I care?

Okay. Romantic,

but not overly romantic,

because that's like
a teddy bear

with those
"I love you" balloons,

and that'll just look
like I got him something
from a gas station.

So a hint of romantic--

So that he doesn't
feel pressured

but that he still knows
how much I care.

Should I be
hearing this?

(SIGHS) No.
Just put in

sensitive,
sense of humor,

budding romantic

with potential for
a full-on thing, but

at a somewhat
later date.

Garfield night-light.

I'm meant to die alone.

So, I was
just thinking

that maybe
you're behind on your
sculpture project

because you don't have
one of those reminder
book things,

you know, to write down
what you have to do.

Would you like
one of those?

No. I just write my stuff
on scrap paper.

Of course. That's lame,
people who have those.

Um, what would you like?

Huh?

If you could have
anything in the world,
what would it be?

I don't know.

Um, there's not much
I want, really.
Except you.

Oh, that's sweet,

but let's pretend it's
Christmas right now.

We're opening
presents, and--

(GASPS) "Look!
I got a puppy!"

You want a puppy?

No, they poop
all the time.

I'm just--
Work with me here.

I'm trying to get
into it.

"And what did Santa
bring for Adam?

"Not an electric sander,
by any chance?"

Yeah--look,
I'm kinda late.

Sorry.

Oh!

I'm such a dud.

Uh, I only have
a dollar.

I need to get
something to eat.

Can I borrow
some money until--

No, but
you can have it.

Here.
Here you go. $10.

It's a gift
from me to you.

I'll pay you back.

No. Uh-uh.
I don't want it back.
It's a gift.

I can buy my own food.

I know.

Just because I work,
that doesn't make me
a charity case, Jane.

I'm sorry.
I'm just trying
to be nice.

Nice? Nice? Nice is what
you get from a stranger.

I'm sorry. It was
really stupid.

You can pay me back.

Look, I'll just get
something at home later.

WOMAN:
That didn't go
very well, did it?

Isn't this a little
over the top,
even for you?

What you tried
to give Adam
wasn't a gift, Joan.

It was an attempt
to avoid giving,

just like your
internet search.

Giving isn't
about things.

Oh, you're gonna lecture me
on materialism?

That rock on your finger
could end world hunger.

It's just carbon.

The same element that
makes up the graphite
in your pencils.

People have endowed it
with value.

It might just as easily
have gone the other
way around.

$50,000 pencils?

Why not? They do
more than this.

Okay. Let's swap.

Your ring for
my Ticonderoga.

A gift is an offering,

a selfless act
that adds something
to someone's life,

something
that they need,

and only the two of you
can decide the value
of that gift.

He won't give me
any hints.

They're everywhere,
Joan.

You should
know that by now.

Find out what
he needs, Joan.

but he still can't
keep his hands off
those alarms.

That's a man
who loves his work.

Ben Pollack.

Yes.

Detective Girardi.
This is Detective
Williams.

Uh, please,

just keep swinging,
Katie.

I got to talk
to these folks
for a sec.

I'm not gonna
give you any
trouble.

Good call.

Could you, uh,
call my ex

and have her
pick her up

so she won't
have to come
to the station?

Now you're worried about
being a good father?

Look, I know that
I screwed up,

but I've been
looking for work
for months,

and, uh...

I don't want
my kid to see this.

There are social workers
at the station that will
take good care of her.

How soon do you think
your ex can be here?

I'm really sorry
about yesterday.

Oh, that's cool.
No, no,
it's not cool.

We should know things
like that about each other.

No, it was me.

You know, I just
shouldn't have,

you know.

Gone postal?

Yeah.
Yeah.

Hey, first fight, right,

except for all
the other ones.

Um, but Dr. Phil
actually says that fighting
can make you closer.

Okay. Let's get miserable.

History.

Why do we have to learn
about all these stupid
wars and treaties?

The only thing cool
about the 19th century

was the art scene
in Paris.

Now that was
the place to be.

Oh. I forgot my notes
in my locker.

Be right back.

Hints are everywhere.

I just gotta look, right?

Hey.

Here we go.
Thirty-seven pages
of crushing boredom.

Ready?

Yeah.

(CLEARING THROAT)

Hey, honey.

Hey, Mom.
I just wanted
to let you know

that I won't be home
for dinner tonight.

I'm gonna be studying
at the library.

Well, you gotta eat.
I can drive you over
after dinner.

Don't worry about it.
I'll grab something from
the vending machine.

I'll bring you
a sandwich.

No, Mom!
I'll be fine!

That was inappropriate.

I'm sorry.

What's wrong?

Nothing.

It's just finals.
You know...

If I want to keep my
grade point average
up, I gotta--

It's not finals.

Finals you can deal with.

Is it Glynis?

No.

Well, I know you're 15,

and it's embarrassing
to talk to your mom--

I said I'm sorry.

No, no, no,
it's not...

It's not about me.

You just

seem like a jumble
of feelings that
you don't want to look at.

You're a scientist.
Shouldn't you

examine the things
you don't understand?

No. Feelings
are ephemeral, okay?

And as such
cannot be a reliable
scientific determinants.

But they affect behavior

which, in turn,
affects perception

which, as Heisenberg
taught us,
affects reality.

How do you know
about Heisenberg?

I listen to you.

Glynis and I made sense.

You know...
Now I've hurt her,

and I feel guilty
and sad and angry.

Relationships that work
don't always make sense.

Okay, great, but what
am I supposed do with
all these feelings

that I know are just
gonna make me look
like a fool?

Mom, I need a logical
explanation for why,
against all reason,

I bought this.

It's beautiful.

For Glynis?

For Grace.

(CHATTER)

There he is.

Dad, hi.

Didn't think
I'd run into you
so soon.

How do you like it?

There's so much
on the docket

the other reporters
just ignore.

Well, it's mostly
routine stuff.

I don't think
it should be.

That's why
we have youth.

Counsel.

JUDGE: Case A43804.

The People vs.
Ben Pollack.

Two felony counts.
Burglary.

How do you plead,
Mr. Pollack?

Not guilty.

Your Honor,
we request
Mr. Pollack

be released
on his own recognizance
pending trial.

Any objections,
Mr. Frost?

None, Your Honor.

JUDGE:
Mark him for the next
available prelim.

Case A43805.

People vs.
William Demis.

Back so soon,
Mr. Demis?

Ms. Defoud?

So, you found
something yet?

Oh no.

Well, yeah, act--
but no.

That was unclear,
even for you.

Well, I mean,
I found something,

but I didn't--
I didn't
give it to him.

Expand.

I was--I was looking
through his bag...

Oh, god!

Yeah. I was trying
to get to know him better.

Um, you know, I thought
if I saw some of his
private things

maybe I'd be able
to find out
what he'd want.

This doesn't
end well,
does it?

I found
a condom in there.

Oh...

Yeah. (CHUCKLES)

I was looking for
some hints, you know,

to find out what
he might really value.

I guess you found it.

It's just I didn't expect
the right gift to be...

We--we haven't
talked about...

Doing...

That.

I'm thinking
the slot cars might
not be such a bad idea.

Grace,

what am I supposed to do?

I don't think I can
tell you that, Girardi.

You know,
in my Hebrew class,

the rabbi talked
about giving.

He said that the act
itself makes you love
the person more.

The Hebrew word,
even, "to give"

has the same root
as "love."

Do you love him?

Yeah.

(SIGHS)

"are further proof that
Arcadia's judicial system

"is more interested
in protecting criminals
than their victims."

I thought he was just
doing docket reports
like the other guys.

He was.

So getting
a feature run.
This is a big deal.

You must be
a proud papa.

Proud? My kid body slams
the entire county
judicial system.

We'll have to wear armor
to the courthouse.

Kevin's a good writer.

The way he spins it

even made me
think twice.

Only he forgot to mention

that Pollack's
a first-time offender.

Who pulled 2 jobs
and stole 5 grand.

Both on the 14th
of the month.

His child support
was due on the 15th.

The guy's been
out of work
for a year.

He was about
to lose his kid.

That doesn't mean anything?

(TELEPHONE RINGS)

Girardi.

It's the DA.

Oh, it's you.

Where were you?

What? I was in
the library studying.

I thought we were
gonna meet on the roof.

Oh. I'm such a tube sock.
I'm sorry.

We can meet later.

Well, I have to pick up
stuff for my dad,
and then I have work.

You know that.

Oh, right. Um...

Well, it must be finals.
Mush brain.

Are you avoiding me, Jane?

Of course not. Why--
why would I do that?

I don't know.

Look, we'll meet
on the roof tomorrow
after study group.

Sure.

Adam.
What?

Great.
You have a locker now.

What do you
keep in there?
Wrath?

So are you gonna
walk away from him

just when you're
starting to get close?

I need some time
to think, okay?

I don't like what you're
asking me to do.

I just asked you to get
to know him better.

I did. It's turning out
to be really weird.

Intimacy is never
easy, Joan.

Why are you
doing this to me?

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

You couldn't give me
a head's-up?

I didn't think
they'd print it,

but they thought
it was a new take
on the system, so--

You killed the guy's
plea bargain.

What's the problem?
It's your collar.

I thought
you'd be happy.

Why would I be happy
ruining a man's life?

Come on. What the ADA
and the public defender
agreed to?

A felony reduced
to misdemeanor.

One year of probation.
No jail time.

Pollack doesn't
deserve to walk.

Oh, so 3 days
in the courthouse,

and now you know
the whole system.

I did my research
on the percentages

of repeat offenders
who got plea bargains--

Then you know
that I was
part of the deal.

It was carefully designed
to help the guy,

and now Pollack is going
to jail for 2 years,

and he'll never get custody
of his kid again

because of your
damn article.

Hey, I'm a reporter.

All I did was
present the facts.

His life is a fact.
Decent people screw up.

It's not so
black and white.

No? I screwed up.

I didn't get
to make a deal.
Where's my deal?

Well, I'm sorry.
That excuse doesn't work
this time.

JUDGE:
Detective Girardi,

I imagine you want
to stay
on my good side,

so shut it.

Moving along.

Case A74406.

People vs. Joseph--

What the hell
are you doing?

Stop it!
Get your hands
off my chair!

Bye Daddy.

This is the part
of the story
you left out.

I think this whole
gift-giving thing

is just
a merchandising ploy

to keep the capitalist
machine moving.

I don't know.

You got Glynis something?

You guys were together,
what, three weeks?

I thought about it.

You know, getting her
Richard Feynman's
lectures on physics,

but it just seems so...

Lame?

Yeah.

I don't know.

A gift should just
happen, shouldn't it?

You know, if you
think too much, then...

Forget it.

You were getting
all poetic there
for a minute, Spock.

No, I just...
You know...

Actually, no.

You mean you haven't
ever walked by something

and you just had
this feeling

that someone you knew
would absolutely
love it?

Are you interested in
somebody else already?

I'm just having
a theoretical
discussion.

So there is somebody.

Guys should be sprayed down
with cold water, like,
every hour.

Okay. You know, maybe--
maybe we should
study later

when Adam and Joan
are here.

I mean, they're gonna
get so far behind.

Well, they knew
we were meeting.

If their thing is getting
so hot that they want
to blow finals--

What?

Well, what?

Their thing is hot?
How hot?

Okay. Take a nap.
I'm not going there.

I think you just did.

Okay,

but this falls under

chemistry-study-group-partner-
confidentiality.

Yeah, okay. Sure.

So what do I do?

What do you mean?

She's my sister.

I guess you hope that
she's smart and happy.

Okay, dude.
This is just weird.

Yeah, I know.

I don't care.

Uh, "exchange reactions."

Right. "When solutions
of ionic compounds
are mixed and

"cut ions from
each solution encounter
ions from another."

Mm-hmm.

(CARPET CLEANER RUNNING)

(TURNS MOTOR OFF)

Jane, what are
you doing here?

(SIGHS)

Never been in this nice
of a hotel room.

Yeah.
It's a nice place.

So did you wanna
study or something?

I didn't bring any books.

So...

I, uh, I went--
I went through your bag.

What?

I know it seems kinda
stalker-like and weird.

I was just trying
to get to know you better.
I thought...

I thought if I was able
to give you something
that meant something--

But I told you, I...
I don't need
anything.

Yeah, well...

I saw the condom.

Oh--

Oh, god!

Oh...

They passed them out
in health class.

So you haven't
thought about...

Ha. Us?

Well...

Sure.

Is...

Is that why
you're here?

It just seems like
we're supposed to get

closer.

Why are you crying?

Guess I'm just
a little afraid.

Are you?

Yeah.

I mean, it's not
like we're the first.

No. No.

I'm just not sure.
If we do this,

what the ripples
are going to be.

Yeah, me neither.

I don't wanna
lose you.

Adam...

(SNIFFS) This job...

I had to take it early.

My dad hurt his back.
He can't work.

You should have
just told me.

What difference
would it make?

Because then you
wouldn't have to
go through it alone.

He's gonna get
better, right?

I guess.

It just always seems

like there's something
that gets in the way
of what you hope for.

No. That's not true.

My mom dies.

My dad gets sick.

I fall in love
with you.

How is that bad?

Are you gonna
stay with me if this
is what my life becomes?

Running

this thing for
the rest of my life?

Is that why
your sketch book's empty?

Before I met you,
I was

barely getting
through school.

Everybody goes through
rough times.

I'm not some struggling
artist in Paris.

I'm a 16-year-old kid
in Arcadia

who has to work
to buy his dad pills.

Adam, you believed
in yourself.

No. You believed in me.

That felt good.

But I need something
more now. (SNIFFS)

I need something

real. Something I can
hold in my hand.

What?

Anything. I'll give you
anything you need.

I have to get back
to work.

(SCRAPING)

Thought I saw
a light on.

Luke said
you went out.

I did. I just didn't
get very far.

I probably should have
handled things

differently today.

Yeah, you made your point.

I ruined two people's lives.
Case closed.

It's not that simple,
Kevin.

That's the whole point.

Think about the way
people look at you
on the street.

I see it.

They make a decision
about your life.

Is that fair?

They don't know
who you are or what
you're capable of,

what you mean
to people.

Could you take a look
at this joint?

Needs sanding.

When do you think
we'll, uh, get this
thing in the water?

Hull's been here too long.
It's getting all warped.

Ah, I wouldn't give up
on it just yet.

Well, that looks like
everything.

Thank you. Ooh!

I'm sorry.
No problem.

So, you know
what to give him.

Do you know what I was
planning on doing

when I went up there?
I know everything.

Then how could you
let it go that far?

I'm sure you've
seen the latest polls
on teenage sex.

You're always faced
with difficult
decisions.

I can't make your
choices for you.

I'm really committed
to the free will thing.

That's a cop-out
if you ask me.

If you hadn't
gone in there.

You wouldn't have
found out
what Adam needs.

Adam needs to have faith
in himself.

That's your department,
isn't it?

No. It's yours.

Faith is believing
when there's no rational
reason to believe.

Like your seeing me.

Who would believe
that's rational?

Yet you know
that it's true.

You're the one
who has the faith,
Joan.

Find a way
to give a little
to Adam.

Hey, you guys
are here! Good.

Yes, uh...

And wondering
where you've been.

You didn't call.

Oh, I was with Adam. Um...

Who was that artist,
the French guy?

My history teacher
mentioned him.

We tried
your cell phone.

I turned it off.
Why?

I didn't want to be
disturbed.

We called Adam's house.
His dad said he was
at work

at some hotel?

Yeah. We were studying.

You were with Adam
at a hotel?

Yeah.

Where in the hotel?

In a room. Mom, I really
need to know about
this French artist.

Well, h-whoa,
ho, ho--

You were alone
in a hotel room
with Adam?

He was shampooing
the rug.

Mom, this artist,
he had no money.

He somehow made it
to Paris and then became
really successful.

So, I thought
you were studying.

WILL: You don't have
any school books.

So what were you
doing in a hotel
room with Adam

and no books?

Do we really
have to go there?

We're already there.

Do you really think--

What do you think
we think?

Of course we think!
What would you think?

Is this a real
conversation or an Abbott
and Costello routine?

Answer the question.

No, wait. Don't.

HELEN: Okay, wait.
Take a breath.

Take a breath.
Sit down.

Look, honey,

we know you and Adam
are close, right?

Yes. Ahem.

I love him.

You love him?

Yes.

You were alone
with Adam
in a hotel room,

and you love him.

And he was
shampooing the rug.

I'm a cop, Joan.
This is when I start
reading you your rights.

Will.

I think I should
talk to Joan alone.

Remember when I took you
on a pony ride?

Will!

Okay. I'll be upstairs
if you need me.

Mom, I really
need to know who
this artist was.

Okay. But first I think
we should deal with
what happened tonight.

I'm trying to!

Good. Because

when two people

have feelings
for each other,

there are natural
impulses...

Mom--
Let me finish!

No! Because you're
gonna start crying
and quoting songs!

(SIGHS)

I did not have sex
with Adam.

Are you sure?

Yes! I took health.
I'm pretty sure.

I mean,

I thought about it.
You did?

I was going to.

You were?

Yes. But then I realized
I was really only there

to find out what Adam
needed from me.

And it wasn't sex.
No.

Adam is such
a nice boy.

But he is going through
something really big.

Which is why I have to know
who this French guy was.

Okay. But you are
going to have to
narrow it down

a little more
than "French guy."

Poor artist.

Paris. Sculptor.

Rodin.

You mean
the thinker guy, right?
Yes.

Great!

Thank you!
That's all I needed.

Wait, wait!
That's it?

If you'd
asked me that earlier,

you wouldn't have
thought about
having sex?

Oh! No. Ha ha.

That still would have
happened. Thanks, Mom.

Who won?
We did.

She thought about it
but she didn't
sleep with him.

And we believe that?

What choice do we have?

Well, we could tell her

that she can't
see him anymore.

Ah. The West Side Story
strategy.

Yeah. That always
turns out great.

Well, she thought about it.
Aren't we supposed to
do something?

We've already done it.

What was that, exactly?

Been her parents.

So basically
you're saying
we go on faith

that we've
raised her right.

Yeah.

You're asking
an awful lot, Helen.

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

Hey.

Hey. I thought maybe

you weren't gonna
make it again.

I was finishing this.

For you.

Rodin.
He was a sculptor.
Like you.

He had to support
his family by being
a bricklayer.

And this is
his girlfriend Rose.

His house in Paris
is a museum now.

It's filled with
all the stuff
that he made.

I'm not Rodin, Jane.

No.

You're Adam Rove.

And you have
what you asked for,

something real you can
hold in your hands.

And it doesn't have to
make sense, you know?

We don't.

That doesn't mean
it's not real.

♪ Hold me close
and hold me fast

(LAUGHING)

♪ This is la vie en rose

♪ When you kiss me
Heaven sighs

♪ And though I close my eyes

♪ I see la vie en rose

♪ When you press me
to your heart

♪ And in a world apart

♪ A world where roses bloom

♪ And when you speak
Angels sing from above

♪ Every day words

♪ Seems to turn
into love songs

♪ Give your heart
and soul to me

♪ And life will always be

♪ La vie en rose ♪