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Okay, Joan,
here's the thing.
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It's the face
you were born with.
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There's only so much
you can do.
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Tell her about the law
of diminishing returns.
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It's actually
an economic principle.
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It's not a law.
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Which states that
if one factor of production
is increased
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while others remain constant,
the overall returns
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will relatively
decrease or diminish,
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thus the term.
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What I wanted
was for you
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to get her out of there,
not bore her into a coma.
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Joan!
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(GASPS)
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What's with the cards?
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Polynomial flashcards
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for the TriMathlon
meet.
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I mean, calculus,
trigonometry,
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and the real bad boy...
probability theorem.
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Joan,
I'm gonna be late!
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Why are you
yelling at me?
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Hello?
(KNOCKING)
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Who's in the bathroom?
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We've got no water.
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Why?
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Because
we've got no water.
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If you want
the technical explanation,
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ask the plumber
in our bathroom.
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Oh, no water anywhere
in the house, honey.
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Plumber said
not for a couple hours.
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I noticed.
Breakfast anyone?
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Hey, hey!
No!
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JOAN: I need the mirror
more than you do.
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I'm getting
my driver's license today.
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You think I should
start shaving?
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Let me see.
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No.
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Hey. Thank your boss
for that great editorial.
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What editorial?
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Well, the one that
called me a racist.
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I have heard you mention
that Asians drive badly.
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KEVIN:
The editorial didn't
call you a racist.
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It called your policies
racist.
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So you're familiar
with it.
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Dad, my job is to verify
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the facts for everything
written on the op-ed page,
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and the facts check out.
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Now my son thinks
I'm a racist?
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Policies, Dad,
not you.
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I'm not defending
myself to you.
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Me, either.
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I'm not a racist.
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The facts checked out,
Dad.
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Harsh.
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Very harsh.
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Facts don't lie.
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Well, agreed, however,
the interpretation
of facts...
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(SIGHS)
There's no water.
That's the rumor.
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What about my hair?
Wear a hat.
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(SIGHS) Hats don't work
on girls.
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I have to talk
to that plumber.
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Excuse me. How long
is it going to take you
to get us water?
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Uh, how long is it
going to take you to get
your driver's license?
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What does that
have to do with anything?
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Well, this is the fifth time
that you've made your
driver's test appointment.
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And this will be
the fifth time
you cancel,
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and I want you
not to do that.
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I want to wash my hair.
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Well, I'm God.
My needs come first.
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So take the test.
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You're in my house.
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You've never come
to my house before.
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Of course I have.
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(SIGHS)
Okay. Look.
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I'll take the test.
No big deal.
That's fine.
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How long
for the pipes?
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I'm working on it. Okay?
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Oh, ew.
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(THEME SONG PLAYING)
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Uncle Luke?
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♪ What if God was one of us?
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♪ Just a slob like one of us
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♪ Just a stranger on the bus
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♪ Trying to make his way home
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♪ Just trying
to make his way home
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♪ Just trying
to make his way home ♪
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does not count
as a religious holiday,
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and second,
his birthday
was October 17,
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so you have
to come to school.
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I need a maternal
dispensation.
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For what?
To drink coffee.
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Our agreement
was no coffee
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until you could shave.
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My TriMathlon
is this afternoon.
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Waiting for the relevance.
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Caffeine is
a proven smart drug.
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It opens up
the vascular system
in the brain.
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Mom, none
of the other competitors
have to ask their mom
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if they can
drink coffee.
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Of course, most of them
are seniors who shave.
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If I medal
in this TriMathlon,
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it's $30,000 towards
a scholarship at MIT.
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Fine. For 30 grand,
drink coffee.
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Plus unlike most
of the competitors,
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I'll need a ride home
from the event.
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Won't the cheering crowd
bear you home
upon their shoulders?
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You're mocking.
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God!
Are you all right?
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Step off, weirdo.
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Leggo.
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Just...
Be careful.
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What's with him?
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He's the nice one
in the family.
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And, no, you can't go home
just because your hair
looks funny.
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Do you remember
about my driver's test
at lunch?
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Is that today?
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Oh, well, I'm not gonna
give you an excuse
to cancel.
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I'll get Marlene
to cover for me.
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How funny
does my hair look?
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The hat is cute.
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(SIGHS) I'm never gonna
get a boyfriend.
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Yeah, I'm okay with that.
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Next?
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Okey-dokey.
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Did you read this?
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Yeah.
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"Chief Girardi's
zero tolerance for
graffiti misdemeanors
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"and moving violations
is nothing more
than institutionalized racism
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"targeting the young
African-American male."
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I read it.
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Where are you going?
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I'm speaking
at an elementary school.
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You going to
show them your gun?
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It'll be locked
in my glove compartment.
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I don't want them staring
at my gun and asking me
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how many bad guys
I've killed.
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Chief?
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This is a good policy.
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Not that you asked.
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According to my son,
a fact checker,
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we arrested 107 men
between the ages of
18 and 24 last month.
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82 of them were
either black or Hispanic.
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Tagging leads to gang wars,
gang wars mean drive-bys,
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which definitely count
as moving violations.
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Can I ask you
something?
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As an African American?
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As a cop.
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Is that article gonna
stop my guys
on the street
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from doing their job?
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All they need to know
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is that zero tolerance
is zero tolerance
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no matter what color
the perp behind the wheel.
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Tell you what. I will
personally bust
a rich white guy today.
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I'll be back in an hour.
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Helen?
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Hmm?
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You ran out of staples
about five minutes ago.
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(CHUCKLES)
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I don't know what's
wrong with me today.
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Are you having
an affair?
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No.
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Is it Price?
You're covering up
pretending you hate him?
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No.
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I might be pregnant.
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By Price?
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Marlene, stop that
or I'll staple you.
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So have you gone
to the doctor?
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I took a home
pregnancy test.
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But how accurate
are they anyway?
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About 99%.
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Oh.
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The pill is only
about 90% effective,
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which should be plenty for
a woman who's been married
as long as you have.
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Oh, well, you don't
know my husband.
He's really...
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Well, serves you right, then.
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It sort of does.
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But don't say anything
to anyone.
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Will doesn't
even know yet.
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Don't look so happy.
Remember having
your last baby?
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Yeah, of course,
I do.
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It's only
15 years ago.
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God.
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Realization sinks in.
Ha!
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(SIGHS)
And you know what?
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I'm not all that
great a mother.
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You're hormonal.
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Do your stapling.
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Does my hair look funny?
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Your hair always
looks funny.
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(LAUGHING) Sometimes
it just pops in my head
and I just laugh.
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Adam!
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He's never going
to forgive me.
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The dude has
a photographic memory.
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Every time he thinks
he might forgive you,
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the image of you
smashing his artwork
just pops into his head.
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Not that I've
discussed it with him.
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(POLICE RADIO CHATTER)
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(TIRES SQUEALING)
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(HORN HONKS)
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(SIREN WAILING)
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Dispatch, L-100.
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DISPATCHER: Chief Girardi,
dispatch. Go.
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I need a 10-28,
older model Mercedes,
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java-rocket-lucky
one-Adam-9.
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DISPATCHER: 10-12, Chief.
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four-door,
'89 Mercedes 420 SEL
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registered
to Donald Baker.
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I'm pulling over
Judge Donald Baker?
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Chief, if you
decide to let him go,
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your secret is safe with me.
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Zero tolerance, dispatch.
Over.
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I rule trig the way
Britney rules Justin.
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Silver's mine unless that
albino kid from Blakelock
edges me out.
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He'll take the gold
in calculus.
Don't worry.
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00:10:12,812 --> 00:10:15,881
So it all comes down
to probability theorem.
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Dude, no studying for that.
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It's all about how fast
you are on your feet.
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Hit the caffeine.
That's my advice.
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You are so fixating
on that marge.
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I'm not fixating on her.
I'm fixating on Adam Rove.
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Natural next step,
my gay friend.
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I got to talk to him
for my sister.
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Dude, you are
TriMathloning.
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Splitting your focus
is bad tactics.
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Plus do you even speak
be-bop be-bop
spaceman language?
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Sorry about this,
Your Honor.
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I'm gonna tell you
everything just once.
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Get behind the wheel!
(GUN COCKS)
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That's your last freebie.
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All right.
Buckle up.
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We don't want
to get pulled over.
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Let's vamoose.
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Where to?
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Oz, Neverland.
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I'll decide
when we get there.
Let's go.
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(ENGINE STARTS)
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or
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orni
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orning
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00:11:29,789 --> 00:11:33,225
orning?
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Tasty.
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00:11:36,495 --> 00:11:37,530
I meant
with your father.
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Testy.
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I'm not comfortable
discussing it.
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Fair enough.
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It's just that I'm not
usually in a position
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to hear the first-hand
effects of my editorials.
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Well, no offense,
but you still aren't.
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I have to think
of my family.
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As long as it doesn't
affect your job.
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You're a fact checker.
You have to be objective.
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I checked the stats
you gave me, Rebecca.
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I did my job.
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00:12:04,623 --> 00:12:05,991
Now, if you'll
excuse me,
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00:12:06,025 --> 00:12:07,960
I have to find out
if an ostrich's eye
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really is bigger
than its brain
257
00:12:10,029 --> 00:12:12,031
and if there's any word
that rhymes with silver.
258
00:12:25,177 --> 00:12:27,213
Maybe you could point
that somewhere else?
259
00:12:27,246 --> 00:12:29,181
10 and 2, buddy.
Let me see
ten white knuckles.
260
00:12:33,419 --> 00:12:35,788
So what'd you pull me
over for?
261
00:12:35,855 --> 00:12:37,323
You ran a stop sign.
262
00:12:37,389 --> 00:12:38,457
You're not a uniform.
263
00:12:39,859 --> 00:12:41,894
I thought you were
somebody else.
264
00:12:41,927 --> 00:12:44,263
Well, you got that right.
I am definitely
somebody else.
265
00:12:45,264 --> 00:12:46,465
"Will Girardi."
266
00:12:46,532 --> 00:12:48,334
Chief of Police?
267
00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:50,035
Nice to meet you.
Great.
268
00:12:50,069 --> 00:12:52,104
I snagged me
the Chief of Police.
269
00:12:52,138 --> 00:12:53,606
(LAUGHS)
270
00:12:53,639 --> 00:12:54,940
13 bucks?
271
00:12:55,841 --> 00:12:57,376
I got a wife and kids.
272
00:12:57,409 --> 00:12:59,111
Oh. That
changes everything.
273
00:12:59,145 --> 00:13:00,679
Wife and kids.
There's a free pass
for that one.
274
00:13:00,746 --> 00:13:02,548
I'm not begging
for mercy.
275
00:13:02,581 --> 00:13:05,151
I'm explaining why
I have only 13 bucks
in my wallet.
276
00:13:06,585 --> 00:13:08,487
But I do advise you
to let me go.
277
00:13:08,554 --> 00:13:11,490
Multiple choice.
A, I shoot you in the face
and let you go.
278
00:13:11,524 --> 00:13:13,459
2, I shoot you in the heart
and let you go.
279
00:13:13,492 --> 00:13:17,329
D, you shut up,
you drive.
280
00:13:17,396 --> 00:13:19,465
Well, a full tank
and 13 bucks,
281
00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:22,334
I'd pick "C."
282
00:13:22,368 --> 00:13:23,669
Don't forget
about the "shut up" part.
283
00:13:33,779 --> 00:13:34,747
Adam!
284
00:13:36,882 --> 00:13:37,983
You know
who I am?
285
00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:40,853
Luke Girardi?
286
00:13:40,886 --> 00:13:42,755
No. I know
you know my name.
287
00:13:44,623 --> 00:13:47,626
Do you know what
we have in common?
288
00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:50,763
Uh...We're
in AP chem together
289
00:13:50,796 --> 00:13:53,999
and...
we're both guys.
290
00:13:54,033 --> 00:13:57,102
Yes! Yes,
we're both males.
We're not females.
291
00:13:57,136 --> 00:14:01,507
And as such, we find
females difficult.
292
00:14:01,540 --> 00:14:02,741
Okay.
293
00:14:02,808 --> 00:14:04,109
One girl
in particular.
294
00:14:05,778 --> 00:14:07,079
I'm Joan's brother.
295
00:14:07,780 --> 00:14:10,316
I know.
296
00:14:10,349 --> 00:14:12,451
I would like
to speak to you
on her behalf.
297
00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:17,690
Okay. You're not gonna
help me through this
at all, are you?
298
00:14:17,723 --> 00:14:19,124
Through what?
299
00:14:19,158 --> 00:14:20,626
Maybe it's
none of my business,
300
00:14:20,659 --> 00:14:23,362
but I know what I know,
and I can't unknow it,
301
00:14:23,395 --> 00:14:24,630
so I'm trying to help.
302
00:14:25,431 --> 00:14:27,833
She smashed my art, man.
303
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,902
Joan is really sorry
about that, Adam,
304
00:14:29,935 --> 00:14:32,071
but you've
got to get past it.
Why?
305
00:14:32,137 --> 00:14:34,506
Because
one smashed sculpture
looks pretty small
306
00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:38,811
given other
upcoming issues you guys
have to face together.
307
00:14:38,844 --> 00:14:41,380
What happened
happened. Okay?
308
00:14:41,413 --> 00:14:42,681
There's no
taking it back.
309
00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:44,917
She has to deal
with the fallout.
310
00:14:44,984 --> 00:14:46,752
I'm out
of her life, man.
311
00:14:50,756 --> 00:14:52,558
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
312
00:14:52,591 --> 00:14:54,526
HELEN: "You must use
low headlight beams
at night
313
00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:57,496
"when following
within blank feet
of the vehicle ahead:
314
00:14:57,529 --> 00:15:00,499
"A, 100, B, 200,
C, 300, D, 500"?
315
00:15:03,702 --> 00:15:05,604
Joan.
316
00:15:05,671 --> 00:15:07,907
I don't even wanna
get my driver's license.
317
00:15:09,074 --> 00:15:10,876
Then why
are we here?
318
00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:12,378
Exactly.
319
00:15:12,411 --> 00:15:14,146
MAN: Joan Girardi?
320
00:15:14,213 --> 00:15:15,581
Joan Girardi!
321
00:15:15,614 --> 00:15:17,883
Yoo-hoo. Present.
322
00:15:20,419 --> 00:15:21,787
MAN: Come on,
let's go.
323
00:15:25,424 --> 00:15:27,259
(SIGHS) Knock 'em
dead, honey.
324
00:15:31,530 --> 00:15:33,065
(SIREN WAILING)
325
00:15:33,098 --> 00:15:35,935
(CELL PHONE RINGS)
326
00:15:35,968 --> 00:15:37,903
Relax. It's called
a cell phone.
327
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:39,805
How long were you
in for anyway?
328
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:41,941
Who's Helen?
329
00:15:43,475 --> 00:15:44,643
My wife.
330
00:15:46,312 --> 00:15:47,446
Well, let's say
howdy to Helen.
331
00:15:47,479 --> 00:15:48,914
Why?
332
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:50,582
Maybe she knows
if they're out
looking for ya.
333
00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:51,984
What's our phrase
of the day?
334
00:15:53,385 --> 00:15:54,653
Good judgment.
335
00:15:54,687 --> 00:15:55,888
Okay.
336
00:15:58,357 --> 00:15:59,758
Hi, honey.
337
00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:02,261
Joan is about to take
her driving test.
338
00:16:02,294 --> 00:16:03,662
I thought
you ought to know
339
00:16:03,729 --> 00:16:05,364
in case you wanna put
the police force on alert.
340
00:16:06,198 --> 00:16:07,399
Thanks for the warning.
341
00:16:09,268 --> 00:16:11,737
I need to talk to you
about something.
342
00:16:11,770 --> 00:16:13,672
Now is not a great time.
343
00:16:13,706 --> 00:16:16,642
No, no. I need
to see your face.
344
00:16:16,675 --> 00:16:18,744
I need to see
your face, too.
345
00:16:18,777 --> 00:16:21,146
Was that
a little bit romantic?
346
00:16:23,182 --> 00:16:25,451
Best I can do
in my current situation.
347
00:16:25,484 --> 00:16:26,986
Listen,
348
00:16:27,019 --> 00:16:29,154
I had a little argument
with Kevin
this morning...
349
00:16:31,190 --> 00:16:32,191
Will?
350
00:16:32,758 --> 00:16:33,826
Will.
351
00:16:33,859 --> 00:16:35,227
(LAUGHS)
352
00:16:36,161 --> 00:16:37,363
Can you hear me now?
353
00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:45,304
FREIDMAN: Three years ago,
it was Bayes' theorem
354
00:16:45,337 --> 00:16:46,405
as an intuitive
definition
355
00:16:46,472 --> 00:16:48,374
of conditional
probability.
356
00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:50,876
Then it was the extension
of joint probability
to three or more events.
357
00:16:50,909 --> 00:16:52,878
BOTH: Maximum likelihood.
358
00:16:52,945 --> 00:16:54,646
Then last year,
covariance estimation
and error propagation.
359
00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,015
Do you... Do you
see the pattern?
360
00:16:56,048 --> 00:16:57,916
Do you?
'Cause I do!
Do you?
361
00:16:57,983 --> 00:16:59,651
This year it'll be
Gaussian random errors.
362
00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:00,886
I can
so do that.
363
00:17:00,919 --> 00:17:02,087
Why are you
talking so fast?
364
00:17:02,154 --> 00:17:03,522
Why are you
listening so fast?
365
00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:06,025
You're a nervous wreck!
366
00:17:06,058 --> 00:17:07,726
It's... It's not
about the TriMathlon.
367
00:17:07,793 --> 00:17:09,194
Dude, you're
going to choke, man.
368
00:17:09,228 --> 00:17:10,529
You gotta find
that cerebral place...
369
00:17:10,562 --> 00:17:12,031
My sister had sex
with Adam Rove.
370
00:17:12,064 --> 00:17:13,465
What?
What?
371
00:17:13,499 --> 00:17:15,734
Your sister did
the big bang with Rove?
372
00:17:15,768 --> 00:17:17,536
Shut up!
How do you know?
373
00:17:17,569 --> 00:17:20,005
Does Rove even have all
the necessary equipment?
374
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:21,640
Quit talkin' about it!
375
00:17:21,673 --> 00:17:22,708
You brought it up.
376
00:17:22,741 --> 00:17:24,510
I... I didn't mean to!
377
00:17:24,543 --> 00:17:27,212
And you should hear
what I'm not
telling you, okay,
378
00:17:27,246 --> 00:17:29,581
so shut up.
379
00:17:29,648 --> 00:17:32,317
Let the caffeine
just flow through you.
380
00:17:32,351 --> 00:17:33,318
Don't fight it.
381
00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:39,591
Mmm-hmm.
382
00:17:39,658 --> 00:17:42,728
WOMAN ON PA: Numbers
45 and 46, please go
to window D line.
383
00:17:42,761 --> 00:17:44,596
Don't worry
about it, honey.
384
00:17:44,663 --> 00:17:45,964
Everybody fails it
the first time.
385
00:17:46,031 --> 00:17:47,166
I didn't.
386
00:17:47,199 --> 00:17:48,167
WOMAN: Joan Girardi?
387
00:17:52,171 --> 00:17:53,772
Congratulations, Joan.
388
00:17:53,806 --> 00:17:55,340
I need your thumb print.
389
00:17:55,374 --> 00:17:58,777
This is a significant
milestone in your life.
390
00:17:58,844 --> 00:18:00,412
You're apprehensive,
391
00:18:00,446 --> 00:18:03,048
just like you were
when you got a training bra,
392
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,383
and that's good.
393
00:18:04,416 --> 00:18:07,352
Driving is
a big responsibility.
394
00:18:07,386 --> 00:18:09,721
Did-- Did you arrange it
so I'd pass?
395
00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:12,291
Uh-uh. I don't
interfere in that way.
396
00:18:12,324 --> 00:18:13,959
You passed
fair and square.
397
00:18:14,026 --> 00:18:15,828
Now, place your feet
on the footprints
398
00:18:15,894 --> 00:18:18,130
and smile for the camera.
399
00:18:18,197 --> 00:18:19,765
Oh, cam... uh, camera?
400
00:18:19,798 --> 00:18:21,700
I'm having
a bad hair day.
(CAMERA CLICKS)
401
00:18:23,268 --> 00:18:24,570
Now that you
have your license,
402
00:18:24,603 --> 00:18:25,704
I want you to use it.
403
00:18:25,737 --> 00:18:26,738
Today.
404
00:18:28,140 --> 00:18:30,476
What's the rush?
405
00:18:30,509 --> 00:18:32,044
Sixteen years
I haven't driven,
406
00:18:32,077 --> 00:18:33,445
and you know what,
it's been great,
407
00:18:33,479 --> 00:18:35,013
so why today?
408
00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:37,616
Your license will be ready
in five minutes. Next!
409
00:18:41,854 --> 00:18:43,455
HELEN: It's not so bad.
410
00:18:43,489 --> 00:18:45,090
Mom, I look
like Coolio.
411
00:18:47,259 --> 00:18:50,496
Well, Coolio, you wanna
wheel us back to school?
412
00:18:50,562 --> 00:18:52,631
Maybe next time.
413
00:18:52,664 --> 00:18:53,765
I see
what's happening.
414
00:18:53,799 --> 00:18:54,800
Mom!
415
00:18:55,834 --> 00:18:57,302
You know,
416
00:18:57,336 --> 00:18:59,271
when we first took off
your training wheels,
417
00:18:59,304 --> 00:19:01,406
you chipped your tooth.
418
00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:03,542
Roller blading,
you broke an arm.
419
00:19:03,609 --> 00:19:06,478
Snowboarding, you
tore a groin muscle.
420
00:19:06,512 --> 00:19:07,813
Are you saying
I'm a klutz?
421
00:19:07,846 --> 00:19:09,915
I understand.
You're scared.
422
00:19:09,948 --> 00:19:11,650
Having someone
in the family
423
00:19:11,683 --> 00:19:13,185
who was hurt so badly
in a car accident,
424
00:19:13,252 --> 00:19:15,787
well, it's...
it is a caution.
425
00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:18,457
Sometimes I'm scared
to get in the car,
426
00:19:18,490 --> 00:19:20,192
but I do because
427
00:19:20,259 --> 00:19:22,961
it's a necessary
part of life, so...
428
00:19:26,798 --> 00:19:27,866
Maybe next time.
429
00:19:34,606 --> 00:19:36,608
You on parole?
430
00:19:36,642 --> 00:19:37,809
Look,
this ain't a date.
431
00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:39,011
We don't
gotta conversate.
432
00:19:39,044 --> 00:19:40,546
You drive.
I point the gun.
433
00:19:42,147 --> 00:19:43,815
You got
that jailhouse stink.
434
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:46,718
How long you been out?
435
00:19:46,785 --> 00:19:48,353
Did you even
make it a month?
436
00:19:48,387 --> 00:19:49,488
(GROANS)
437
00:19:49,521 --> 00:19:50,689
(HORN HONKS)
438
00:19:50,722 --> 00:19:52,591
Whoa! (LAUGHS)
439
00:19:52,658 --> 00:19:53,892
Watch the road there,
Chief.
440
00:19:53,959 --> 00:19:55,160
We don't wanna
get in an accident.
441
00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:56,428
I think you broke
my collarbone.
442
00:19:56,495 --> 00:19:57,529
Nah, but I will
next time.
443
00:19:57,563 --> 00:19:58,797
10 and 2!
444
00:19:58,830 --> 00:19:59,932
I can't.
445
00:19:59,998 --> 00:20:01,133
My arm is numb.
446
00:20:01,166 --> 00:20:02,534
Okay, okay.
447
00:20:02,568 --> 00:20:03,569
You made your point.
448
00:20:11,810 --> 00:20:14,379
Sorry, Marlene. MVA.
449
00:20:14,413 --> 00:20:15,747
There's someone here
to see you.
450
00:20:24,823 --> 00:20:27,526
Oh, no. (CRYING)
451
00:20:27,559 --> 00:20:28,694
No!
452
00:20:29,261 --> 00:20:30,262
No!
453
00:20:52,751 --> 00:20:55,520
Hey. Tell me
some more fairy tales
about "objective."
454
00:20:55,554 --> 00:20:56,855
Kevin...
I went into the stacks
455
00:20:56,888 --> 00:20:58,724
to find the statistics
you didn't use.
456
00:20:58,757 --> 00:21:01,226
Eight fewer
gang-related deaths
throughout the county?
457
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:02,728
You have to go home.
You said there was nothing
458
00:21:02,761 --> 00:21:04,730
to support
the Police Chief's
policies.
459
00:21:04,763 --> 00:21:05,931
What are these?
460
00:21:05,964 --> 00:21:07,099
You just chose
not to see them
461
00:21:07,165 --> 00:21:08,367
so you could
smear my father?
462
00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:10,502
Kevin, your father
is missing.
463
00:21:12,904 --> 00:21:14,606
What's that mean,
"missing"?
464
00:21:14,673 --> 00:21:16,141
He may have been
taken hostage.
465
00:21:16,208 --> 00:21:17,509
The city desk heard it
over the police scanner.
466
00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:21,446
Does my mother know?
467
00:21:21,513 --> 00:21:23,215
They've taken her home
in case there's a call.
468
00:21:25,550 --> 00:21:26,551
I have to go.
469
00:21:34,059 --> 00:21:36,361
Are you sure you're
the Chief of Police?
470
00:21:36,395 --> 00:21:37,896
Somebody should
be missing you by now!
471
00:21:37,929 --> 00:21:39,564
I'm not that popular.
472
00:21:39,598 --> 00:21:40,932
Well, that's good to know
when the shootin' starts.
473
00:21:42,401 --> 00:21:43,702
Here comes an on-ramp.
474
00:21:43,735 --> 00:21:46,438
Nah. Nah. The staties
will be all over it.
475
00:21:46,471 --> 00:21:47,939
We're gonna
go the back way.
476
00:21:49,408 --> 00:21:51,376
You got somewhere
particular you wanna go?
477
00:21:51,410 --> 00:21:53,745
There's someplace particular
I don't wanna go.
478
00:21:53,779 --> 00:21:55,247
What were you in for?
479
00:21:55,280 --> 00:21:57,582
Manslaughter, that's
the vibe I'm getting,
480
00:21:57,616 --> 00:21:58,917
not murder one.
481
00:21:58,950 --> 00:22:00,285
Yeah, well, dead's dead.
Why quibble?
482
00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:01,486
Go straight.
483
00:22:01,520 --> 00:22:04,156
I've got a wife.
I've got kids.
484
00:22:04,222 --> 00:22:06,124
They still need me.
485
00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:07,392
I'm not like you.
486
00:22:07,426 --> 00:22:08,994
I've got others
who depend on me,
487
00:22:09,027 --> 00:22:10,896
people I've
gotta worry about.
488
00:22:10,929 --> 00:22:12,764
Hmm. Well,
the only person you have
to worry about today
489
00:22:12,798 --> 00:22:13,899
is me, Chief.
490
00:22:13,932 --> 00:22:15,167
Go straight!
491
00:22:20,972 --> 00:22:23,875
HELEN: He made
a traffic stop
without his gun.
492
00:22:23,942 --> 00:22:25,177
Why would he do that?
493
00:22:25,243 --> 00:22:27,212
TONI: He thought
it was Judge Baker.
494
00:22:27,279 --> 00:22:30,949
Obviously,
Judge Baker didn't take
my husband hostage.
495
00:22:30,982 --> 00:22:32,617
The judge's car
was stolen
496
00:22:32,651 --> 00:22:34,519
by a man named
Robert Morrison.
497
00:22:34,553 --> 00:22:38,023
What kind of judge
doesn't get LoJack?
498
00:22:38,056 --> 00:22:40,292
How do you know
the identity of this man?
499
00:22:40,325 --> 00:22:41,827
Judge Baker was meeting
500
00:22:41,860 --> 00:22:43,662
with Morrison
and his parole officer.
501
00:22:43,695 --> 00:22:45,897
The judge was gonna send
Morrison back to prison,
502
00:22:45,964 --> 00:22:47,132
but, um,
503
00:22:47,165 --> 00:22:49,501
he ended up stealing
the judge's car.
504
00:22:49,534 --> 00:22:51,136
How bad is he?
505
00:22:51,169 --> 00:22:53,905
Nobody the Chief
can't handle,
Ms. Girardi.
506
00:22:53,972 --> 00:22:55,006
Please,
507
00:22:56,541 --> 00:22:59,044
I've been a cop's wife
for over 20 years.
508
00:23:02,681 --> 00:23:05,817
He shot Judge Baker
and the parole officer.
509
00:23:05,851 --> 00:23:07,018
The parole officer died.
510
00:23:08,887 --> 00:23:11,256
(SIGHS) So,
511
00:23:11,323 --> 00:23:14,126
my husband is
with an armed killer
512
00:23:14,159 --> 00:23:16,661
who's desperate
to get away?
513
00:23:16,695 --> 00:23:18,530
Well, I feel better.
Don't you, Mom?
514
00:23:20,298 --> 00:23:23,802
Why are there
so many police here?
515
00:23:23,835 --> 00:23:26,204
They... they should all
be out looking for Will.
516
00:23:26,238 --> 00:23:28,306
We've got everybody
mobilized.
517
00:23:28,340 --> 00:23:30,609
The staties are
covering the freeways.
518
00:23:30,675 --> 00:23:32,077
We'll find the Chief.
519
00:23:35,981 --> 00:23:39,518
Hey, I don't want my kids
to hear about this
on the news.
520
00:23:39,551 --> 00:23:41,920
We've got a media blackout
for another two hours.
521
00:23:41,953 --> 00:23:43,255
Give the Chief a chance
522
00:23:43,321 --> 00:23:46,057
to persuade Morrison
to let him go.
523
00:23:46,091 --> 00:23:47,726
Do you want me
to send a unit?
524
00:23:47,759 --> 00:23:49,027
Fetch the kids
from school?
525
00:23:49,628 --> 00:23:51,696
No. No.
526
00:23:51,730 --> 00:23:54,332
My son has this, um,
527
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:56,067
math thing.
528
00:23:56,101 --> 00:23:57,702
TriMathlon.
529
00:23:57,736 --> 00:23:59,070
It's very important
to him.
530
00:24:01,706 --> 00:24:03,475
He asked me
for special permission
531
00:24:03,542 --> 00:24:04,609
to drink coffee.
532
00:24:07,212 --> 00:24:10,515
No, we'll let him
do his math.
533
00:24:10,549 --> 00:24:11,883
Joan can
drive him home.
534
00:24:15,420 --> 00:24:17,556
She got her license
today.
535
00:24:20,392 --> 00:24:22,661
God, it's just one disaster
after another.
536
00:24:24,763 --> 00:24:25,764
I'm sorry.
537
00:24:40,445 --> 00:24:42,881
You comin' to watch
the TriMathlon?
538
00:24:42,914 --> 00:24:44,449
(LAUGHS) Yeah, right.
539
00:24:45,784 --> 00:24:47,052
I intend to walk away
with the gold
540
00:24:47,085 --> 00:24:49,321
in trigonometry.
541
00:24:49,387 --> 00:24:51,389
Good for you.
(CHUCKLES)
542
00:24:51,423 --> 00:24:53,658
Trig is, uh...
543
00:24:53,725 --> 00:24:56,995
Triple-X
extreme math.
544
00:24:57,062 --> 00:25:00,332
I guess that makes you
Tony Hawk then.
545
00:25:00,398 --> 00:25:01,600
(CHUCKLES)
546
00:25:01,633 --> 00:25:02,834
If you give me
your digits,
547
00:25:02,868 --> 00:25:04,269
I'll reduce them
to an imaginary number.
548
00:25:06,538 --> 00:25:09,641
You're Luke's friend.
You know my number.
549
00:25:09,674 --> 00:25:11,843
That's not the same
as you giving it to me.
550
00:25:13,645 --> 00:25:14,946
What are you doing?
551
00:25:14,980 --> 00:25:16,815
Are you hitting
on my sister?
552
00:25:16,848 --> 00:25:19,084
It's just a conversation
between a man and a woman.
553
00:25:19,117 --> 00:25:20,919
More like between
a woman and a boy
554
00:25:20,952 --> 00:25:22,220
with aspirations
to manhood.
555
00:25:22,287 --> 00:25:24,022
Aspirations which sprung
from a very private
556
00:25:24,089 --> 00:25:25,724
and extremely sensitive
conversation.
557
00:25:25,790 --> 00:25:26,758
Is he hitting on you?
558
00:25:34,966 --> 00:25:37,469
Luke, why are you
talking so fast?
559
00:25:37,502 --> 00:25:39,304
You...
560
00:25:39,337 --> 00:25:40,672
Uh, you
have to drive me home
after the TriMathlon.
561
00:25:40,705 --> 00:25:42,607
Mom left the keys
in the office.
562
00:25:42,641 --> 00:25:44,075
Congratulations
on getting your license,
563
00:25:44,142 --> 00:25:45,944
though it really does
confirm my skepticism
564
00:25:45,977 --> 00:25:47,879
about
the testing criteria.
565
00:25:47,913 --> 00:25:50,282
Eh, I gotta go.
TriMathlon
takes two hours.
566
00:25:50,315 --> 00:25:52,183
Hope I can
hold off peeing
for that long.
567
00:25:54,452 --> 00:25:58,189
Luke, stop
drinking coffee.
568
00:25:58,223 --> 00:26:01,026
Why? My mind has
never been so clear.
569
00:26:07,866 --> 00:26:09,067
ROBERT: Pull over.
570
00:26:09,134 --> 00:26:10,969
You're not a killer.
571
00:26:11,002 --> 00:26:12,137
If you were,
you would've shot me
572
00:26:12,170 --> 00:26:13,371
when I pulled you over.
573
00:26:15,073 --> 00:26:16,908
Ding, ding.
This is my stop.
574
00:26:46,671 --> 00:26:48,039
Last time
I felt like this
575
00:26:48,073 --> 00:26:49,708
was the night
of your accident.
576
00:26:52,344 --> 00:26:53,979
Yeah, but...
577
00:26:54,012 --> 00:26:55,614
You knew I'd be okay
578
00:26:56,881 --> 00:26:57,983
and that I'd live.
579
00:27:00,018 --> 00:27:02,220
I did, yes.
580
00:27:02,253 --> 00:27:04,289
Yeah, I knew
I'd make it, too.
581
00:27:06,858 --> 00:27:08,893
And I remember
the car flipping
582
00:27:10,362 --> 00:27:11,463
and it was noisy.
583
00:27:11,529 --> 00:27:13,965
It was really noisy,
and then
584
00:27:13,999 --> 00:27:15,300
I must've been unconscious,
585
00:27:15,367 --> 00:27:17,168
because the next thing
I remember was quiet,
586
00:27:18,370 --> 00:27:20,639
except for the radio,
587
00:27:20,672 --> 00:27:22,707
which got stuck
on a classical station,
588
00:27:22,741 --> 00:27:24,275
which was weird
589
00:27:24,309 --> 00:27:27,145
because it wasn't
what we'd been listening to.
590
00:27:28,613 --> 00:27:30,148
It was like a... a dream,
591
00:27:30,215 --> 00:27:32,450
this... this beautiful music
in the dark.
592
00:27:34,252 --> 00:27:35,787
And I didn't feel any pain.
593
00:27:40,258 --> 00:27:41,426
I was glad then,
594
00:27:41,459 --> 00:27:43,328
but now I know
pain would've been good.
595
00:27:45,497 --> 00:27:48,066
And then when I woke up
in the hospital,
596
00:27:48,099 --> 00:27:49,934
I saw Dad's face.
597
00:27:53,538 --> 00:27:55,507
And...
598
00:27:55,573 --> 00:27:57,976
I wondered,
"Why does Mom
think this man
599
00:27:58,009 --> 00:27:59,511
"is so good-looking?"
600
00:27:59,577 --> 00:28:01,046
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
601
00:28:02,447 --> 00:28:05,283
Why do I keep
making jokes?
602
00:28:05,316 --> 00:28:06,985
You had a fight
this morning.
603
00:28:11,456 --> 00:28:13,358
Times like this,
604
00:28:13,391 --> 00:28:16,828
we all have something
that we wish we'd said
605
00:28:16,861 --> 00:28:18,963
or something we wish
we hadn't said.
606
00:28:22,500 --> 00:28:23,535
The night
of your accident,
607
00:28:23,568 --> 00:28:25,336
you and your father
argued.
608
00:28:25,370 --> 00:28:26,371
Do you remember?
609
00:28:29,941 --> 00:28:31,543
At the hospital,
610
00:28:33,712 --> 00:28:35,246
your father asked me,
611
00:28:37,482 --> 00:28:41,686
"Kevin knows
that I love him, right?
612
00:28:41,753 --> 00:28:43,221
"That I'll
always love him."
613
00:28:49,260 --> 00:28:50,662
Did you tell him yes?
614
00:28:51,830 --> 00:28:53,364
Of course.
615
00:28:54,966 --> 00:28:56,901
And that's what
I'm telling you.
616
00:28:59,070 --> 00:29:00,438
He knows.
617
00:29:11,950 --> 00:29:13,585
WILL: I got three kids.
618
00:29:13,651 --> 00:29:15,920
The oldest boy's
in a wheelchair.
619
00:29:15,954 --> 00:29:17,422
My wife's a good woman.
620
00:29:17,489 --> 00:29:19,190
She doesn't deserve
any more tragedy
in her life.
621
00:29:19,224 --> 00:29:21,526
Come on, you're insured
to the eyeballs.
622
00:29:21,559 --> 00:29:23,027
You ever depend
on anybody?
623
00:29:23,061 --> 00:29:24,562
Over there.
624
00:29:24,596 --> 00:29:26,731
Anybody ever
depend on you?
625
00:29:26,765 --> 00:29:28,700
If nobody ever
depended on you,
626
00:29:28,733 --> 00:29:30,635
then you're a child.
You're not a man.
627
00:29:30,702 --> 00:29:32,904
I'm not the baby
pleading for his life.
628
00:29:32,937 --> 00:29:35,173
It's not my life
I'm pleading for.
629
00:29:35,206 --> 00:29:37,542
I mean something
to people.
630
00:29:37,575 --> 00:29:39,844
I don't expect
you to understand
what that's like.
631
00:29:42,547 --> 00:29:43,581
(GRUNTS)
632
00:29:46,451 --> 00:29:47,752
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
633
00:29:47,786 --> 00:29:49,120
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
634
00:29:55,393 --> 00:29:57,328
All right,
back to the car.
635
00:29:57,395 --> 00:29:58,763
Back to the car!
636
00:30:13,611 --> 00:30:16,247
(CHUCKLES)
What are you doing?
637
00:30:16,281 --> 00:30:17,949
Checking
for radio emissions.
638
00:30:17,982 --> 00:30:19,083
Why?
639
00:30:19,751 --> 00:30:21,119
Last year,
640
00:30:21,152 --> 00:30:23,254
a trimathlete
was having data
beamed to him
641
00:30:23,288 --> 00:30:24,556
by an accomplice.
642
00:30:26,124 --> 00:30:27,392
Well, I'm not
beaming anything.
643
00:30:27,425 --> 00:30:29,160
I'm just waiting
for my brother to finish.
644
00:30:29,928 --> 00:30:31,162
At which point,
645
00:30:31,229 --> 00:30:32,730
you will
drive him home.
646
00:30:34,098 --> 00:30:35,066
Correct?
647
00:30:37,468 --> 00:30:39,103
I don't wanna drive.
648
00:30:39,137 --> 00:30:41,206
Why are you making me?
649
00:30:41,272 --> 00:30:43,007
Most young people
want to drive.
650
00:30:43,074 --> 00:30:44,943
Why are you
so hesitant?
651
00:30:44,976 --> 00:30:46,444
Well, you know everything.
652
00:30:46,477 --> 00:30:48,546
Why don't you tell me?
653
00:30:48,613 --> 00:30:50,448
Perhaps your mother
is correct.
654
00:30:50,481 --> 00:30:52,283
You're afraid
of hurting yourself,
655
00:30:52,317 --> 00:30:53,418
of ending up
like Kevin.
656
00:30:55,119 --> 00:30:56,654
Yeah.
Maybe she's right.
657
00:30:56,688 --> 00:30:58,323
Balderdash.
658
00:30:58,356 --> 00:31:00,391
You've always been
a headstrong,
brave child,
659
00:31:00,458 --> 00:31:02,427
not overly concerned
with your own well-being.
660
00:31:02,460 --> 00:31:04,696
A trait you inherited
from your father.
661
00:31:04,762 --> 00:31:08,166
What you fear
is hurting someone else.
662
00:31:08,199 --> 00:31:10,902
You fear
that one instance
of bad judgment
663
00:31:10,969 --> 00:31:13,838
might entail
consequences,
664
00:31:13,872 --> 00:31:15,139
consequences
like those...
665
00:31:15,173 --> 00:31:16,274
Like Kevin?
666
00:31:18,576 --> 00:31:21,346
That's... that's why
I don't wanna drive.
667
00:31:21,412 --> 00:31:22,881
I mean...
668
00:31:22,947 --> 00:31:25,383
Isn't that... isn't that
a pretty good reason?
669
00:31:26,184 --> 00:31:27,852
Being an adult
670
00:31:27,886 --> 00:31:30,521
isn't merely
about risking
your own well-being.
671
00:31:30,555 --> 00:31:32,824
It means
risking others'.
672
00:31:32,857 --> 00:31:36,694
In cars, in love,
in family...
673
00:31:36,728 --> 00:31:38,796
Hurting others
is always
a possibility.
674
00:31:38,830 --> 00:31:40,999
That's what's difficult
about being an adult,
675
00:31:41,032 --> 00:31:42,800
facing the harsh fact
676
00:31:42,834 --> 00:31:44,435
that you
may hurt others,
677
00:31:44,502 --> 00:31:45,803
even when
you don't want to.
678
00:31:45,837 --> 00:31:48,106
Then there's a flaw
in the design.
679
00:31:48,172 --> 00:31:50,041
And whose fault is that?
680
00:31:50,074 --> 00:31:51,876
It might help
681
00:31:51,910 --> 00:31:53,344
if you think
of the universe
682
00:31:53,378 --> 00:31:55,113
as an obstacle
course.
683
00:31:55,179 --> 00:31:56,714
There's no flaw
in the design.
684
00:31:56,748 --> 00:31:58,049
It's just--
Obstacles?
685
00:31:58,082 --> 00:31:59,083
Time's up.
686
00:32:01,219 --> 00:32:02,387
Take your brother
687
00:32:02,420 --> 00:32:05,056
for a drive
in the country.
688
00:32:05,089 --> 00:32:06,224
(DOOR OPENING)
689
00:32:06,257 --> 00:32:07,358
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
690
00:32:15,366 --> 00:32:16,367
Hey.
691
00:32:18,136 --> 00:32:19,270
Is it finally over?
692
00:32:20,505 --> 00:32:22,273
(CHUCKLES)
693
00:32:22,340 --> 00:32:24,976
I went to another place.
694
00:32:25,043 --> 00:32:27,178
Like, I reached another plane
695
00:32:27,211 --> 00:32:29,047
of crystalline thought
in probability theorem.
696
00:32:29,080 --> 00:32:30,848
Luke, if I wanna hear
about your genius
697
00:32:30,882 --> 00:32:34,118
in probability theorems,
then I'll ask, okay?
698
00:32:34,185 --> 00:32:35,720
Yeah. Of course.
Boring.
699
00:32:35,753 --> 00:32:36,921
Sorry.
700
00:32:40,858 --> 00:32:42,093
I talked
to Adam Rove.
701
00:32:43,194 --> 00:32:44,162
You what?
702
00:32:45,530 --> 00:32:47,465
About
your relationship.
703
00:32:48,599 --> 00:32:49,968
Who told you
to do that?
704
00:32:50,902 --> 00:32:53,204
What did he say?
705
00:32:53,237 --> 00:32:55,640
He's not gonna be
a part of this, Joan.
706
00:32:56,607 --> 00:32:58,409
Oh.
707
00:32:58,443 --> 00:33:00,645
Part of what?
I know, okay? You...
708
00:33:00,712 --> 00:33:02,180
You left evidence
in the bathroom.
709
00:33:02,246 --> 00:33:04,148
What are you
talking about?
710
00:33:04,215 --> 00:33:05,616
I know you're pregnant,
and obviously
Adam is the father.
711
00:33:05,650 --> 00:33:08,219
Oh!
Oh, my God!
712
00:33:08,252 --> 00:33:10,588
You are really
on another plane,
aren't you?
713
00:33:10,621 --> 00:33:11,756
Adam's not the father?
714
00:33:11,789 --> 00:33:13,758
I... No.
I'm... I'm not...
715
00:33:14,325 --> 00:33:15,593
Pregnant.
716
00:33:15,626 --> 00:33:17,428
Then why was there
a pregnancy kit
717
00:33:17,462 --> 00:33:18,997
in our bathroom
wastebasket?
718
00:33:19,063 --> 00:33:20,698
Because I'm not pregnant
719
00:33:20,765 --> 00:33:22,467
and I'm pretty sure
Kevin's not pregnant,
which leaves...
720
00:33:22,500 --> 00:33:23,501
Mom.
721
00:33:26,637 --> 00:33:28,473
Okay, I'm an expert
on probability,
722
00:33:28,506 --> 00:33:30,608
and given factors
such as Mom
and Dad's age,
723
00:33:30,641 --> 00:33:32,810
birth control,
and the average
frequency of sex
724
00:33:32,844 --> 00:33:33,978
after 23...
Aah!
725
00:33:34,012 --> 00:33:35,380
Ew?
726
00:33:35,446 --> 00:33:36,981
The probability
is low.
727
00:33:38,616 --> 00:33:40,318
So, what do we do
with this?
728
00:33:40,351 --> 00:33:41,652
Nothing. Nothing.
729
00:33:41,686 --> 00:33:43,721
We're gonna
let her tell us
730
00:33:44,822 --> 00:33:47,358
and be grossed out,
731
00:33:47,392 --> 00:33:49,927
but really happy.
732
00:33:49,961 --> 00:33:51,529
Yeah, I'm comfortable
with that.
733
00:34:01,539 --> 00:34:03,174
Someone depended on me.
734
00:34:04,509 --> 00:34:05,843
You said no one
ever depended on me.
735
00:34:05,877 --> 00:34:07,812
Well, they did.
736
00:34:07,845 --> 00:34:09,647
You want the man
you're going to murder
737
00:34:09,680 --> 00:34:11,149
to have a good opinion
of you?
738
00:34:11,182 --> 00:34:12,316
Screw you.
739
00:34:12,350 --> 00:34:13,684
It's your own fault.
740
00:34:13,718 --> 00:34:15,053
No gun,
no uniform.
741
00:34:15,119 --> 00:34:16,220
What did you
pull me over for?
742
00:34:16,254 --> 00:34:17,822
Dumbest cop
I ever saw.
743
00:34:20,091 --> 00:34:22,026
I had something
to prove to my son,
744
00:34:23,561 --> 00:34:26,564
so I pulled over
a rich white guy.
745
00:34:28,566 --> 00:34:30,168
You couldn't understand.
746
00:34:30,201 --> 00:34:32,537
You don't care
about anybody's
good opinion
747
00:34:32,570 --> 00:34:34,138
and nobody cares
about yours.
748
00:34:34,172 --> 00:34:35,440
Shut up.
749
00:34:35,506 --> 00:34:36,307
What are you gonna do,
kill me twice?
750
00:34:36,340 --> 00:34:37,708
Shut up!
751
00:34:37,742 --> 00:34:38,943
I got people that care!
752
00:34:39,010 --> 00:34:41,512
Quit saying I don't!
I got a kid.
753
00:34:41,546 --> 00:34:43,014
I'm no use to her
in jail.
754
00:34:43,047 --> 00:34:44,715
You don't
have anybody.
755
00:34:44,749 --> 00:34:47,552
If I gotta hurt
your family for my own,
tough!
756
00:34:47,585 --> 00:34:48,920
That's the way
it goes.
757
00:34:48,986 --> 00:34:50,455
You don't
have a family.
758
00:34:50,521 --> 00:34:52,723
I'm gonna show you.
759
00:34:52,757 --> 00:34:54,525
I'm gonna show you
what you're dying for.
760
00:34:58,563 --> 00:35:00,531
And then you'll see.
You'll see.
761
00:35:00,565 --> 00:35:01,899
Huh?
762
00:35:01,933 --> 00:35:03,267
(TIRES SCREECHING)
763
00:35:17,582 --> 00:35:19,784
(ENGINE SPUTTERING)
764
00:36:52,510 --> 00:36:53,711
(LUKE SIGHS)
765
00:36:53,778 --> 00:36:55,646
Come on, Joan,
let's go home now.
766
00:36:55,680 --> 00:36:57,114
Relax.
767
00:36:57,148 --> 00:36:59,517
Who knew I'd be
such a good driver?
768
00:36:59,550 --> 00:37:01,118
LUKE: The probability
of an accident
769
00:37:01,152 --> 00:37:02,320
is directly proportional
770
00:37:02,353 --> 00:37:03,588
to the number
of distractions.
771
00:37:03,654 --> 00:37:04,989
Why are you
so nervous?
772
00:37:05,022 --> 00:37:06,824
At the TriMathlon,
773
00:37:06,857 --> 00:37:09,527
we had to design
our own probability scenario.
774
00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:10,595
Uh-huh.
775
00:37:10,661 --> 00:37:11,963
Factoring in age,
776
00:37:11,996 --> 00:37:14,098
gender,
driving experience,
777
00:37:14,165 --> 00:37:16,701
temperament, and familiarity
with the vehicle,
778
00:37:16,734 --> 00:37:17,902
I computed the probability
779
00:37:17,935 --> 00:37:19,637
of my sister
having an accident
780
00:37:19,670 --> 00:37:20,972
on her first day
of driving,
781
00:37:21,005 --> 00:37:22,373
and guess what?
782
00:37:22,406 --> 00:37:23,808
We're on borrowed time.
783
00:37:23,841 --> 00:37:25,343
So, what,
having an accident
784
00:37:25,376 --> 00:37:27,979
is as likely as,
what, getting struck
by lightning?
785
00:37:28,012 --> 00:37:29,614
Higher.
786
00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:31,249
Um...
787
00:37:31,315 --> 00:37:32,350
A shark attack?
788
00:37:32,383 --> 00:37:34,151
Drowning? Meteor hit?
789
00:37:34,185 --> 00:37:35,686
Mom getting pregnant?
790
00:37:35,720 --> 00:37:37,388
Yeah, more likely
than all those.
791
00:37:41,025 --> 00:37:42,326
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
792
00:37:52,470 --> 00:37:55,373
Why does Mom have a map
of Florida in our car?
793
00:37:55,406 --> 00:37:56,907
Oh, my God!
794
00:37:56,941 --> 00:37:58,075
What?
795
00:37:59,377 --> 00:38:00,845
Freidman
was hitting on me
796
00:38:00,878 --> 00:38:02,246
because he thinks
I'm a goer.
797
00:38:02,313 --> 00:38:03,581
I didn't tell him
that you were preg...
798
00:38:03,614 --> 00:38:05,783
I am not having sex
with Adam Rove!
799
00:38:05,850 --> 00:38:08,853
Then what's with
this intense relationship
you have with Adam?
800
00:38:08,886 --> 00:38:10,488
It's something else.
I don't know.
801
00:38:12,757 --> 00:38:15,893
When... when do you plan
to start having sex?
802
00:38:15,926 --> 00:38:18,429
Oh, at my first
opportunity. You?
803
00:38:18,462 --> 00:38:21,098
I don't know.
It may not be up to me.
804
00:38:21,132 --> 00:38:23,100
(LAUGHS) Who do you think
it'll be up to, Joan?
805
00:38:23,134 --> 00:38:25,236
An arranged marriage?
We're not Hindu.
806
00:38:25,269 --> 00:38:26,370
What about Kevin?
807
00:38:26,404 --> 00:38:28,939
I mean, do you...
808
00:38:28,973 --> 00:38:31,609
Do... do you think
he'll ever be...
I mean...
809
00:38:31,642 --> 00:38:35,613
A, Kevin is probably
still fully functional,
810
00:38:35,680 --> 00:38:38,916
And B, it's not
as if he hasn't...
811
00:38:38,949 --> 00:38:39,950
How do you know?
812
00:38:40,918 --> 00:38:41,986
I caught him.
813
00:38:42,053 --> 00:38:43,254
(LAUGHS)
814
00:38:43,287 --> 00:38:46,123
Once with Maggie Fraser
815
00:38:46,157 --> 00:38:47,792
and... and once
with Maureen McKeon.
816
00:38:47,825 --> 00:38:50,127
What... are... are...
are you sure?
817
00:38:50,161 --> 00:38:51,962
Absolutely positive.
818
00:38:51,996 --> 00:38:54,498
Twice? What are you,
like, some kind
of peeping Tom?
819
00:38:54,532 --> 00:38:57,501
It's not my fault
I have a naturally
quiet tread.
820
00:38:57,568 --> 00:38:58,936
Watch out!
(GASPS)
821
00:38:58,969 --> 00:39:00,338
(TIRES SCREECHING)
822
00:39:00,404 --> 00:39:02,540
Don't stop! Go around him!
He's got a chain saw!
823
00:39:02,606 --> 00:39:03,841
Oh, my god,
it's Dad!
824
00:39:03,908 --> 00:39:05,643
Come on!
The probability
of that is...
825
00:39:05,676 --> 00:39:06,811
JOAN: Daddy!
826
00:39:14,919 --> 00:39:16,120
It's okay.
827
00:39:22,326 --> 00:39:24,895
(TELEPHONE RINGING)
828
00:39:24,962 --> 00:39:26,163
Mrs. Girardi! Wait.
829
00:39:31,001 --> 00:39:32,002
(INAUDIBLE)
830
00:39:33,971 --> 00:39:35,139
Hello?
831
00:39:35,172 --> 00:39:36,507
WILL: It's me.
832
00:39:36,540 --> 00:39:37,608
I'm all right.
833
00:39:37,641 --> 00:39:38,709
Will?
834
00:39:39,577 --> 00:39:41,312
I'm all right, Helen.
835
00:39:41,345 --> 00:39:43,381
There was a car accident.
836
00:39:43,414 --> 00:39:45,716
The man I was with,
837
00:39:45,783 --> 00:39:46,917
he didn't make it,
838
00:39:47,818 --> 00:39:49,120
but I'm all right.
839
00:39:50,654 --> 00:39:51,689
You're hurt.
840
00:39:51,722 --> 00:39:53,290
I can tell you're hurt.
841
00:39:54,158 --> 00:39:55,993
Is, um...
842
00:39:56,026 --> 00:39:57,194
Is Toni listening?
843
00:39:57,228 --> 00:39:59,163
Yes, she's here.
844
00:39:59,196 --> 00:40:01,532
Toni, send a unit out
845
00:40:01,565 --> 00:40:05,202
to Old Mackenzie Line Road,
846
00:40:05,236 --> 00:40:07,972
three klicks east
of the interstate.
847
00:40:08,005 --> 00:40:09,240
They'll find the car.
848
00:40:10,341 --> 00:40:11,709
Now, Toni,
849
00:40:11,742 --> 00:40:13,444
get off the line.
850
00:40:13,511 --> 00:40:16,213
Helen, I love you.
851
00:40:17,047 --> 00:40:19,316
I love the kids.
852
00:40:19,350 --> 00:40:20,451
There, um...
853
00:40:20,518 --> 00:40:23,687
There's still
people listening.
854
00:40:23,721 --> 00:40:25,256
I don't care.
855
00:40:25,322 --> 00:40:26,724
I'll tell the world.
856
00:40:32,496 --> 00:40:34,098
I love you.
857
00:40:40,438 --> 00:40:42,072
(DOOR OPENS)
858
00:40:46,377 --> 00:40:47,411
JOAN: Mom?
859
00:40:49,880 --> 00:40:51,715
It's almost 3:00 a.m.
860
00:40:51,749 --> 00:40:52,850
You should be asleep.
861
00:40:53,884 --> 00:40:55,719
Where's Dad?
862
00:40:55,753 --> 00:40:58,389
They're keeping him
overnight
for observation,
863
00:40:58,422 --> 00:40:59,857
but he is fine, honey.
864
00:40:59,890 --> 00:41:01,258
You don't have to worry.
865
00:41:06,730 --> 00:41:08,165
Was anything broken?
866
00:41:09,366 --> 00:41:11,469
No, but
867
00:41:11,535 --> 00:41:14,905
apparently everything
is almost broken.
868
00:41:14,939 --> 00:41:17,975
Was that really the best
he could come up with?
869
00:41:18,042 --> 00:41:20,411
Ram himself into a pole?
870
00:41:21,745 --> 00:41:23,447
I mean,
what are the odds?
871
00:41:25,483 --> 00:41:29,153
One in 22,957,480.
872
00:41:31,522 --> 00:41:33,491
I spent most
of the day with Luke.
873
00:41:36,060 --> 00:41:37,761
He won.
874
00:41:37,795 --> 00:41:39,129
The TriMathlon.
875
00:41:41,065 --> 00:41:42,433
You know why?
876
00:41:42,466 --> 00:41:44,969
'Cause he did
a problem based on me
877
00:41:45,035 --> 00:41:47,905
getting my driver's license
and crashing.
878
00:41:51,075 --> 00:41:54,278
Tomorrow, we will have
a talk about the rules,
879
00:41:54,311 --> 00:41:57,448
about how we don't
just drive around
880
00:41:57,481 --> 00:41:58,949
for the fun of it.
881
00:41:58,983 --> 00:42:01,151
Mom...
882
00:42:01,185 --> 00:42:03,821
You left
a pregnancy test
in the wastebasket.
883
00:42:08,459 --> 00:42:11,462
Why would you go digging
through the garbage?
884
00:42:11,495 --> 00:42:14,131
I didn't. Luke did.
885
00:42:14,164 --> 00:42:16,600
He thought
it was mine.
886
00:42:16,634 --> 00:42:18,636
Why? Are you
sexually active?
887
00:42:18,669 --> 00:42:20,170
Why would you
think that?
888
00:42:20,204 --> 00:42:21,372
Well,
Luke thought it,
889
00:42:21,438 --> 00:42:23,240
and evidently
he's a genius.
890
00:42:23,307 --> 00:42:24,608
Not at everything.
891
00:42:25,910 --> 00:42:27,478
And you're
changing the subject.
892
00:42:30,014 --> 00:42:32,116
I got my period.
I'm not pregnant.
893
00:42:34,184 --> 00:42:35,519
But you were
894
00:42:36,353 --> 00:42:37,354
pregnant?
895
00:42:38,422 --> 00:42:40,824
I think
it was too soon
896
00:42:40,858 --> 00:42:42,493
to know
for sure. Maybe.
897
00:42:43,727 --> 00:42:44,929
Are you sad?
898
00:42:46,730 --> 00:42:47,965
My husband's alive.
899
00:42:47,998 --> 00:42:49,833
I have no right
to be sad.
900
00:42:56,874 --> 00:42:58,842
A little sadness.
901
00:42:59,376 --> 00:43:00,544
Yes.
902
00:43:01,345 --> 00:43:02,913
Beneath the joy.
903
00:43:04,848 --> 00:43:06,350
A little sadness.
904
00:43:36,347 --> 00:43:37,948
( IN MY TIME OF NEED PLAYING)
905
00:43:49,126 --> 00:43:51,428
There's my boy.
906
00:43:51,462 --> 00:43:54,765
♪ Will you comfort me
907
00:43:54,798 --> 00:43:58,535
♪ In my time of need?
908
00:43:58,569 --> 00:44:00,537
♪ Can you take away
909
00:44:00,571 --> 00:44:03,574
♪ The pain of a hurtful deed?
910
00:44:05,075 --> 00:44:08,545
♪ 'Cause I will come for you
911
00:44:08,579 --> 00:44:12,116
♪ When my days are through
912
00:44:12,149 --> 00:44:17,087
♪ And I'll let your smile
just off and carry me ♪
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