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Love when we come together for family
time.
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I know we'll always weather the hardest
times.
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So go on, get it. Yeah, you've got to
try
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my family's pie.
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You call that straight?
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I don't know.
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Take mom got me.
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Oh, that looks good.
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Oh, thank you. Dad says it's not, you
know, sloped enough or arced enough.
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I say it's Cinco de Mayo and everyone's
going to be fucked up anyway. It
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looks great.
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Thank you, mom.
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Yes, you did a great job.
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What am I going to do with you?
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My favorite.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, good.
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I'm starving.
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Oh, my gosh.
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Are you not wearing any panties?
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Yeah, they're wet. I like it this way.
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And so does my boyfriend.
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He's coming over later anyway.
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Which boyfriend?
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He's got, like, a million.
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You're just jealous. I get all the boys.
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You mean I'm jealous you're a slut?
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It's Cinco de Mayo. Come on. Why are you
doing it? It's Cinco de Mayo.
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Let's have some drinks. Let's have some
fun.
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What are you doing?
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That's my stepbrother.
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You think that I can't get whatever guy
I want to?
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That's so wrong.
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What? Jesus.
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You're not wearing any underwear either.
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What? Yeah, I guess I can be a slut too.
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She said she was a slut, so... Look!
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I can't believe you. And you!
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You're supposed to be my friend.
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Best friend.
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Gross.
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I really like her.
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I said I couldn't get any guys. Just
look at me now.
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Yeah, my brother.
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He's not even a guy yet.
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I don't know. I think he's married now.
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Hey, Dad, why don't you come take a look
at this?
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Yeah.
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Come on, honey.
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Ooh, pinata.
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That's a really long cactus.
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I'm a little ready to smack this around.
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All right, do you want to hang it up?
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Of course.
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I'm going back to helping my mom.
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Thanks, Dad.
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The fuck was that all about?
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Do you think you can keep my brother's
dick out of your mouth so I'm gonna have
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to play with his piñata now?
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I'm gonna play with his piñata.
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Alright, no wait, here.
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How about you start first?
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Alright.
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Getting kinky.
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Yeah, what's up? Okay.
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Yeah, I'm gonna step out of the way.
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Better.
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You almost hit my sister.
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Go again.
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God, you're stuck.
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Let's see if you can do better.
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My turn. Let's see if you can do better.
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All right.
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Back out of the way. Now she's mad.
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She's getting feisty now.
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Watch out.
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I'm going to cover my junk.
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Whoa.
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Whoa.
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Whoa.
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All right, all right. Enough, enough,
enough.
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Oh, hey.
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You're dangerous with that thing.
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Hey, kids.
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Hey, kids. Oh, hey. Oh, hi, Dad.
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Got some burritos.
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Y 'all having fun?
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Yeah. You got the piñata up.
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I love it. You should try it. Yeah?
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Dad, here, you know what? Why don't you
give this to Mom?
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Put it on her. Let's see how she does.
These two failed.
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Oh, really? Okay.
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Well, let's see if old Mom's got it.
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All right.
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Mom, I have faith in you.
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Okay, I don't want to hurt anybody.
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Okay, cover yourself.
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Cover yourself.
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Okay, yeah, be careful.
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Oh, did I hit something? You did.
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Hit it harder.
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Oh, God. You're doing great, Mom. You're
doing great. I'm trying.
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Definitely great with the stick.
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Dad.
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Oh.
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I can't find it.
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Oh, God. I'm terrible.
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A little higher.
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A little?
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candy be good thank you sugar rush
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Mm -hmm.
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Thank you.
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Shh.
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Shh.
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Oh shit.
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I don't know. Look at that.
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Oh God,
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I love it.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah.
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um um
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There you go.
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Bye.
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I love you
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I need help. I need help.
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Yeah.
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Good.
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Thank you.
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I didn't know that.
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Thank you for
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watching.
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um um
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Yeah.
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Oh,
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honey. Oh, honey.
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Oh my god.
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oh my
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god
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I love you.
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I love you.
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Thank you.
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Honey,
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where are the kids?
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They must be eating a candy store.
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Thank you.
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It's strong.
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It's strong.
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Oh, it's like... Oh,
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pretty.
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I like cream in my taco.
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