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Have you ever had a mugshot before?

No.

Seriously,

is this necessary?

Was this necessary?

Oh, come on. There's got to be a way out of this. It looks like it's grand theft

to me.

Let's go over here and start processing.

Processing? Are you serious?

This is too much. I don't need to be doing this.

Is this really necessary?

Can't you just take these off? We're already in the cell.

Can you take these off? No, this is definitely necessary.

Get used to them. You're going to have those on until I get you into holding.

Hope you like mug shots.

What holding mug shots come on like seriously, we don't have to do all that

Well, I think you picked the wrong Friday to get in trouble. Nobody's gonna

back in office till Monday. So you're gonna mind At least Monday. That's

So get comfortable.

No, no, seriously.

I'm not a criminal. I am a wife a mother I'm a good citizen.

I pay my taxes.

Come on. Let me I'll give me my little ticket You're not a criminal. I'm not a

criminal. Okay Okay, I'm sure these files just filled themselves by

Seriously, just give me my ticket, let me sign it, take the cuffs off, let's

both go home and get out of here.

Make it easy.

I don't think so. Just get comfortable, Missy.

So, it says they got you a larceny and theft, huh?

No, no, that's not true.

A salient entered the store around 9 .50 a .m. That was you, right?

Uh, I mean, it...

Maybe 10 o 'clock, somewhere around there.

Yeah. Said you stole a bunch of phones off the display, snuck them, and put

inside your purse. The purse right here that they're talking about.

I wasn't going to take them, though. I was going to pay for them. That store

didn't have any carts. What a ghetto -ass store. So I threw them in my purse.

Do you realize that's grand theft?

No. Stealing a phone is not grand theft.

All right, come on.

Officer Joseph, was it? Yes.

Can't you just take these off?

I'll pay for the phones.

I'll literally, I have a credit card in my purse. I'll pay for them. We can just

forget about this and let's all go home.

I don't think so.

Let's just check and see what we have in here.

Wow. So you see, these phones.

Yeah.

These are what you stole, right?

No, I wasn't stealing them. I was going to pay for them, like I said before.

Do you know what that is? That's grand theft. Over $5 ,000.

That's $5 ,000? Now I've got to get these ready for him processing.

Processing? That's right.

It's going to be a long weekend for you.

No, no, no. I have to go home. You don't understand.

I have to be home today.

I believe everything you're saying, but I mean, it's kind of funny you have

these priors here.

Yeah, what about their malpractice?

Okay, I'd like to start treatment today.

Now you do it. The same thing.

Uh, no.

You look completely normal.

Is it though?

Just trust me. I'm a doctor.

The only way to suppress these feelings is to fulfill that dream.

Uh, oh, that's in there?

Um. Yeah, it's right here next to the phones actually right now.

Okay, so if I did steal the phones, what happens next?

Well, we've got to do our in -processing, and then we'll do booking,

we'll do your mugshot, and we'll get you into some of those comfortable jail

clothes. No, no, no, no.

Jail clothes, mugshots, bookings. I just feel like there's another way. Like, we

don't have to do all that.

There is no other way when you commit grand theft. That is the only way.

Can you, like, write me a ticket? I could see the judge on Monday or

but I have to go home today.

You know, like I said, I might be a little more lenient to believe what you

saying, but when you have priors, I mean, come on.

My priors have nothing to do with this. I wasn't stealing in my priors. I've

never stolen.

Lying, stealing, all the same thing.

Listen, my son gets off of school at 3 o 'clock, and my husband's out of town,

so I have to be home to get him.

If I'm not home, he's going to be by himself.

Well, let's get this processing done. I'll let you make a phone call. You get

one phone call.

A phone call's not going to be there to watch my son. I need to be home to watch

my son. Can't you just, like, let me sign off on whatever you're going to

me? I'll pay whatever it is.

But I have to go home today.

There's no, uh...

Court until Monday morning. So you're here until then, not late. Go get

comfortable. There's got to be a way we can, like, solve this together.

What do you mean there's got to be a way? There's no way I would put my job

risk for not doing what I'm supposed to. I'm going to do my due process.

I mean, what if there's, like, something else? I don't know. A ticket?

Or can I come back to jail, like, next month when my husband's home? So now

you're trying to be nice.

Just like anything. I mean, you help me out. I help you out. Let's figure out.

Weren't you just like yelling and cussing at me?

Spitting on me?

You were kind of manhandling me.

Oh my goodness.

Is that what you call that?

Yeah.

So maybe I give you something like when my husband gets home, I can have him

like write you a check.

We can meet up. I could pay you.

Like there's a way we can get out of this. Yeah.

I like that you say there's a way. There is a way.

You know, I was thinking.

I think

there's something you can do for me.

Oh, you want those phones, huh? You want to take the phones? I won't tell

anybody. You can take them. You can have them all. No, it wasn't the phones.

I was thinking something a little bit more personal.

Uh, no. I just told you I'm married. I'm a mother. Like, absolutely not.

You know, I didn't want the phones. I want this.

Yeah. Oh, my God. Are you kidding me? You're going to get in trouble for this.

How am I going to get in trouble?

There's no way I could get in trouble. You said nobody was going to find out

about this.

Oh, my God. Your boss isn't in the other room? Like, oh, my gosh. Seriously?

You're not going to tell, right?

Take these off of me so I can get out of here. Oh, don't you want to go home

tonight? I do want to go home, but at the cost of what?

Just make me come and you can go home.

Are you serious?

Make you come?

Yeah, why not?

No, no, no.

Absolutely not. Like I said, I have a husband to get home to. He would kill

I could go back to doing the booking. Is he going to kill you for a break? No,

no, no.

Wait, wait, wait.

Okay. Okay.

Shit. Fuck. Am I really going to do this?

Okay.

So, do we have a deal?

I mean, I guess. But, like, how long is this going to take? Because I have shit

to do. I need to get home.

It's not going to take long at all. Let me get you out of these cuffs.

Finally.

I don't need those no more.

I'm tired.

I'm tired.

Let's get you up.

I'm about to get out of these clothes.

Okay,

how much longer? Like what do we need to do here?

You're not to be in that big of a hurry. Come on.

God, you are so sexy.

Wait, wait, wait right there.

We're going to do it right here?

Oh, yeah.

Don't worry, don't worry.

Looks good.

Why don't you just lay down right here?

Fine.

That's pretty feet, too.

These.

This one, too.

No way. Come here, let me see.

Oh my

god,

I've never had another man touch me in a really long time.

Come on, sit back and relax. Enjoy it.

Trick you're doing with your tongue. Holy shit.

Mm -hmm

Just like that.

Uh -huh.

Oh, yeah.

Uh -huh.

Yeah, that's better than no charges.

Uh -huh.

Yeah.

Come on.

Talk about dropping charges.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah. Fuck that pretty little bitch.

So good.

Yeah, you're going to get those charges

dropped soon.

Like fucking natural.

Yeah,

you ready for me to stretch out that fucking pussy?

Yeah.

Yeah, you ready for me to drop those charges?

Yeah.

Fuck you.

Let's go find out what that fucking pussy's like.

Yeah.

I'm glad we came over this deal.

I'm just stretching my pussy out.

My husband's not this big.

Let me get out of these clothes.

I'm a fucking good guy.

halfway. Why don't you come over here and ride with me?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

It was amazing.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, it feels

like charges are getting dropped. Holy fuck.

What do you mean?

Oh, wow.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah,

just like that. Oh,

fuck.

Woof.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes. Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes. Oh,

so fucking...

It's so good.

Yeah, you're stretching my pussy out.

My shift's about to be over. I'm ready to come. You're ready to come? Why don't

you put these cuffs back on? Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

That'll be hot, right?

Yeah, get on top of it. It's fucking hot.

gonna fucking cum oh my god it's dripping out of my pussy

did you seriously just come inside of me oh my god this was not

part of the deal uh well look

Charges are dropped. Case dismissed. You can go.

Fine. Now go get that key and get these off of me. Oh, fuck. The keys.

I gotta find the keys. Shit!

Here they are.

Finally.

Alright, now can you come clean up this mess you made, please?

Yeah, I understand why.

Thank you.

Will you pass me my clothes?