All language subtitles for The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City – S6E10

Previously on The Real Housewives of
Salt Lake City. I flew in a special

He's a psychic.

My mom just had a big surgery in
December.

She's your biggest supporter.

And it doesn't always seem that way.

Make peace with that relationship.

Who's the water slime? My husband.

Why do you feel like you're just
rebuilding trust?

I don't know.

You need to figure out how to
communicate to each other again. But

the same team. We're not.

When you and I were not in a great
place, Lisa was encouraging me to dig up

information about family members and
relatives of yours.

I did not say anything about you to
Angie.

You're a liar.

You have the thinnest skin and I'm done.

You're stronger than this. I am
stronger. Yeah, you are. You are.

What did you just say to me? You've all
gone back there. I've gone back? Yeah.

I'm done with you. No. Bye, Mary.

Oh, God.

on my lips. How are you?

That's what I was calling to ask you.
How are you doing, babe?

I don't even know what to say.

Well, what about Mary?

What's going on with Mary?

I sent her a message and asked her if
she could stop by. I just hope that she

can remember what she loves about me and
I don't want to hurt her.

She's very sensitive. And I'm ready for,
like, something that might be a hard

conversation, you know what I mean? I
mean, I was at one point closer with

than I am with Mary. Now it's like I
know where things are with Lisa, but I

where things are with Mary, you know?
Who would have thought?

Not me.

You know, with Lisa, I just feel like
I've wasted time and shown a side of

myself that I don't want to see and
nobody else wants to see, you know what

mean? It made me feel...

guilty it made me you know go back in
time on um things that i said or did and

to know that like lisa can hurt us and
never cry about it she's too busy crying

about how she looks and what people
think but for me i leave there feeling a

of guilt for the fact that i could have
handled things different or better yeah

i felt protective of every one of us
that day it wasn't just about me it was

about reoccurring takedowns i don't need
her to be perfect or be good but i need

her to listen to me and to just
acknowledge something so that I know

you know, a two -way street.

But do you think she gets that?

I think if anyone's going to help her
change, it's going to be us. You know

I mean? Like, we know her, we love her,
and we've been through it with her, you

know? So we're already halfway there.

I appreciate that Angie's taking
accountability.

In my heart of hearts, I believe that
Lisa is capable of admitting fault as

well. I just don't think I've ever seen
her do it.

But, like, I was sad that Lisa left
lunch early, you know, and she wasn't

for when I announced the trip.

I have spoken with Captain Jason and
arranged to charter his super yacht in

Canawon. What?

Yes. We're going to the islands, St.
Vincent and the Grenadines. We are going

super yacht it, and I would hope that
you're all...

I mean, I told her about the trip. I
told her that all eight of us were

I have hope that it'll bring bonding and
fun.

I mean, if we cannot enjoy ourselves on
a super yacht, we are some sad bitches.

It's a little tight, huh?

Mm -hmm.

Can you get out? Oh, please.

Oh, this kid has sprinkles. That makes
me want sprinkles.

Hi, welcome in. Hi.

Do you want to see what they have?

I saw, I looked.

What can I get for you?

I want a sundae. Okay. For sure.

And then, do you know what kind you
want?

Yeah, I want raspberry cookie swirl.

Thank you. Okay.

I got myself a cold sundae.

Um, I only got the strings because it
has maraschino cherries in it.

You know, I get so mad when I have like
a dessert and you take the cherry off

the top. I always save it to the end.
It's my favorite part.

How was New York?

Really good.

And you saw your mom and dad?

They're good.

We talked about that 30 seconds ago that
I can't stand when you eat the only

cherry.

Did I save it for the end?

You absolute asshole.

Oh, my gosh.

Did I send you the selfie I took
yesterday?

In my outfit for Whitney's?

No. You would be so proud of me.

Why?

I don't think I raised my voice one
time.

That's good. I wasn't in any of the
chaos.

I'm always excited to see, like... Where
it goes with Lisa, right? And she came

in and we were fine. In fact, she and
Angie caught crazy arguing with each

other. Angie was making valid points.

Lisa does dig stuff on us. She does
twist things people tell her. She does,

like, do this threatening, don't start
with me or I'll ruin you.

But I heard Angie say at one point, I'm
not going to be bullied by this. Like,

I'm going to stand up for myself. I know
you don't care about the details.

At all. What are you?

Do I get a high five? Do I get a
something for not being in the chaos?

Well, congratulations and thank you is
what you get.

Look, Todd is over this group of women.
In his mind, I can't keep showing up at

the circus and being shocked by the
clownery. And I did have this moment of,

like, wobble.

When Lisa and I talked last week, I was
really quick to just be like, I don't

want to do this anymore.

We could ruin each other.

And I stand by that.

But you don't think I was too quick to,
like, neutralize with Lisa, right?

Todd knows me better than most people,
so it is always shocking to me that he

doesn't know why I'm still trying to be
friends with these women. I accepted

Lisa's apology, and an apology is the
kickoff to paving a new way forward.

Todd doesn't need to agree for that
opinion of mine to be valid.

Oh, this is the best part.

Whitney had a psychic come out from New
York.

What did he tell you?

Well, he started with my mom first. And
he was like, this time, this is as

recovered as she's going to get.

Is that his medical opinion?

Okay.

I don't believe any of this.

I think it's all craziness.

Okay, do you feel like you could suspend
your bullshit meter for like a second?

It really felt like a warning. He kind
of said, it's time to like move past

with your mom.

Look, it's probably a 50 -50 guess.

You're really bumming me out. I'm trying
to tell you something I really enjoyed.

Thank you.

I'm sitting here trying, like, I'm going
to get upset.

I'm sitting here trying to have ice
cream with you. I'm trying to tell you

something that looks funny.

You know how I feel about when people
misunderstand me. I shouldn't have to

misunderstood with you, too. Like, I
shouldn't have to thank you to think

is interesting.

I'm very accepting that Todd is...

less emotional than i am and i would
love to feel the acceptance when i'm

emotional than he is i'd love to get to
a point where like i don't have to get

this upset for him to notice it but it's
a process i'm not telling you he gave

me numbers and i converted our life
savings into a lottery ticket i'm

you if it touched something in me then
it's worthwhile it's an awesome thing to

do i'm sorry

Coming up. You get so caught up. You've
lost out on me.

As if I was your enemy.

You're supposed to be my sister, okay?
But you're not. I am your sister. You

know you're not. Find another one, okay?

Hey, John, will you grab me a suitcase?

Or two?

Are you sure you can take two?

Oh, my gosh. I don't even know how I'm
going to fit everything.

Remember when we went on our yacht trip
and I had nine?

Yeah. And I was like, oh, my gosh.

Overkill. Overkill.

Where are you guys going again?

Canawan. So I think it's like by the
Galapagos Islands.

There's nothing better than when you get
on a boat and it's like, oh, I'm just

thinking about a pina colada and then
one appears.

Like, it's the best thing ever.

So I'm sure this will be a really fun
girls' trip, even though it's only,

three days and I'm used to going seven
to ten.

But I really wish I had some say on the
guest list.

It would be very different.

I forgot to tell you, I, like, talked to
a psychic at Whitney's party.

Okay. He brought up us and he's like, do
you feel like you guys are having

communication problems right now?

You know?

Maybe what he was picking up on. I mean,
it like really resonated when he said,

do you guys are having communication
problems? Like you're not on the same

with things.

Well, so what did you, how'd you feel
when he was telling you that?

Um, you know, there's a part of me
that's like, yeah, it's true.

There's not a specific catalyst for
this. Like, it's been going on since we

married. And it's because there's
blurred lines between business, family,

marriage. Like, I manage the entire
house, plus I work. I feel like we're on

different pages.

Sometimes I just think that I'm taken
for granted, like, where it's normal.

But, like, I'm exhausted sometimes.

Like, I'm, like, exhausted sometimes.

Those are the moments when I'll go and
sit in my car and cry to my dad and just

be like, I'm just having a tough day.

Those are the conversations I have with
my dad, you know, and not John.

We aren't on the same page because I
don't think you want to hear what I have

say because you're already in your head
thinking that you're right.

When the other day you said to me, Hey,
you could listen to me just to show me

that what I say matters.

It's like, I think that there's some
truth to what you said, but I don't

it's just me.

Like I say certain things and then it's
just like checked out.

You know, it's not, it's just one sided.

So is that a me thing or you thing or?
No, it's a thing thing.

Okay. I don't know.

I don't feel like things I need are
always heard. Like I tell John all the

treat me like glass.

I know I'm like, I can be a bulldog, but
my feelings can get hurt. And like,

you can shatter me.

And I think that's like where I feel
like I get missed.

And I think that's when you're on
different pages. And I think that

me.

We've been together a long time.

And nothing's perfect.

Whatever you do is perfect.

Just me.

Oh, my gosh.

Hi, Mary.

Hi.

Decided to open the door for me this
time. Open the door. I have to let

in because I'm too busy to get the door.
Thank you for getting the door. Yeah. I

brought you your favorite drink. They
didn't have the ones with no sugar.

like seven cups of sugar.

Don't drink that even for yourself.

Okay. You look nice.

Thank you.

See you soon. Thank you. Come in. Have a
seat. Do you want a water? Nope. I'm

good. Hey.

I just can't not offer you food.

Well, I stopped by to talk because it
didn't end good. Okay.

The snack's gone.

I feel like I'm in the principal's
office, and I know what that feels like

because I was a regular, but this time
I'm actually feeling a little bit

I'm going to start with I'm sorry.

I know that you wanted to calm me down.
I know you were trying to help me.

It's hard for me to allow someone to
bully me and not respond.

This is a bully on the playground that
you're becoming.

But Mary, I'm responding. I'm not
bullying her. I'm responding.

Yeah, but you get so angry.

That you can't even focus and you don't
even hear people. We're in a sisterhood

and I can't even get you to calm down?

Then what am I there for?

How are you allowing someone to get you
that mad to the point it's affecting our

friendship? That's where the problem is.

You get so caught up into something
that's so not important.

I don't even exist.

And then I'm like, Angie, Angie,
you're... You launched out at me.

I was frustrated with the whole table.
You're supposed to be my sister, okay?

But you're not. I am your sister. You
know you're not. Find another one, okay?

You're supposed to be my sister, okay,
but you're not. I am your sister. You

know you're not. Find another one, okay?

I don't want to be on eggshells, and I
don't want to feel like you're mad at me

for me being me. But you're different
lately.

You know, Angie's, like, patient, kind,
sweet. She's easygoing. She's cool.

Lately, she's trying to throw a tantrum.

It's a trigger for me. As a person, you
don't evolve by attacking other people.

It's almost like you're going backwards.

I feel like she doesn't see herself
right now. And that's a darkness that I

don't want to be around.

You're just in a space that I don't know
who you are.

And you're a little bit mean.

Like when you made fun of my fart.

You kept making fun of me.

Cheers. Thanks for coming.

Oh, cheers.

Well, cheers on the couch, too.

I don't know why I'm farting.

Maybe you should sit over there.

If you've got gas, I'm just going to
face myself. Can I put this here? Okay.

I got gas.

At least Mary's warning us when she's
ripping.

Mary's got gas. What else should we
cover today?

You usually smell good.

Well, I shouldn't have said anything
because you're going to say it a hundred

times. No, I'm done. I'm done. Let's not
hear it anymore. We're done with the

gas.

First of all, the dog farted.

And then you said, oh, maybe that's
Mary. You said, come on, Bronwyn. Oh, we

better sit over here because Mary's got
gas. And then your dog farts and smells

the whole house up. And then you blamed
it like it was my fart.

I'm like, first of all, I eat healthy.
My farts don't come out like that.

We should know the fart between my fart
and a dog fart.

And then you go, oh, my God, Mary, is
that you?

And then both of you, like, okay. I'm
like, enough.

I got it. And next I won't tell you when
I fart.

Okay. Seriously?

I know. If you farted and I smelled, I
would never make fun of you.

And you don't even know if I smelled
your fart before.

Maybe I have. But I would never talk
about it and make fun.

But you didn't smell my fart. I didn't
smell your fart. I know. You

that you farted. I said I had gas. And
then you said you had gas. I said I had

gas. I was offended by it, okay?

I appreciate you. Give me your hand.
We're not ready. We are not there. I'm

ready. I don't want to lose you, but you
have to understand me too. I pull back

in certain situations when I feel a
level of disrespect.

And I feel like you've reached those
places with me more than I can handle.

I don't let people in.

I just, I'm built that way. But when I
do, you know what you mean to me. You

know I have you on a pedestal.

I want the best for you. I want you to
thrive.

I want you to always win.

Sorry, I don't know why I'm crying.

I'm the type when I have love, I have
real love. I really, really love you.

And when you don't love me back, I can
turn around and never look back.

I will unmemorize your existence.

I live my life with a guard up because I
have been dogged.

I don't have this often. Like, this
comes every 20 years of my life. I get a

friend who I love. I feel secure. I feel
like I trust you. I can talk to you. I

can tell you stuff I don't tell people.

I'm acknowledging that you do exist in
my heart. You exist in my mind. I

remember what you say. I think of it.
I've learned from you. You're my person

and I'm yours and you know it.

I didn't come here to cry. I came here
to tell you off.

Deep down, I don't think I could live my
life on without you.

I don't think I could.

Thank you.

But you got to get together.

I know that.

I love you deeply, and I will work on
myself.

Get over here.

Oh, Lord.

I know. I know.

I needed this.

Welcome in. Hi.

How are you? Good. How are you doing?

Good. Good.

I'm just meeting a friend here to shop a
little.

If there's anything we can help you
find, let us know. I will. Thank you.

Hi.

How's it going? Sorry I'm late.

I've never been here.

This is so cute.

What? Well, you look fresh and fabulous.

Is everything okay?

Everything's good. I'm going to put this
on my pile.

I'm so excited for this trip. We get to
use our passports. We get to go on a

super yacht.

Like, can I make requests?

Well, it depends on what your requests
are.

Can I bring glam?

No. What?

I have glam in Monaco. I have glam in
Saint -Tropez. I have glam everywhere I

go. You can't bring glam. Oh, my gosh.
You're going to have to help me with my

makeup every day.

Well, no. I'll have Whitney help you.
Oh, what? She can do a sparkly eyeshadow

and a dark lip. Oh, no. I'll pass. I'll
pass.

And then Angie can blow out your hair.

No, that's a hard pass.

You don't trust her with your hair? I
don't trust her with anything.

Well, she's coming on the trip, and it's
her three days. Oh, that'll be nice for

Angie, because she's never been on a
luxury trip like that or on a yacht.

So it'll be cool. It'll be her first
experience on a nice boat.

I'm not going to haze Angie, much like
you two keep hazing each other.

You know, I am sick of her, like, her
attacks.

I think she gets a little high off of
it. I did not see that on her at all. To

me, she looked like she did.

Crying about what? Because she's a mean
bitch?

Like, is that why she's crying? Because
she's like, I feel bad a little bit

about being a mean bitch.

Lisa, if she's a mean bitch, you're a
mean bitch.

Heather, I just want to know what you
think I did wrong. Because in my

in my opinion, Angie shouldn't have
started by being nasty about my kid's

You know, like, that's disgusting to me.
I know that that was hurtful. But then

she goes low and low and lower and
lower. Like, hey, you want to call me?

here, I'm here. We're here. I'm
seriously sick of her nasty, nasty digs.

She's always commenting on. I think
she's sick of yours, too. I didn't dig

her. Are you kidding me?

I know. What you're saying that you hate
about Angie is exactly what you did.

How did I go low? How did I go low?

How did I go low?

The soup man?

Who is the soup man? She just said I
cheated on my husband. I'm like, I don't

know. Why don't you worry about your
soup man?

Worry about soup.

Soup.

Oh, we thought you said soup.

I don't know what she's talking about.
Like a guy from the soup kitchen.

I was going through every time she
brought me soup.

Learning that soup man is actually soup
man clears a lot of things up. First of

all, he sounds hotter.

Who's the soup man? Nobody. And why did
she say I cheated on my husband?

There is no soup, man.

And there is no soup, man. She's just
throwing the wall to see if it sticks.

There's a reason that, like, no one ever
rides hard for you. And I think it's

because they've all been burned by you.
And everyone at that table has a history

with you. Okay. Where you have gone,
though. Maybe I shouldn't go on the boat

trip. No. Maybe I shouldn't go. But you
have to acknowledge that we have come a

long way. But our history is dark.

It is.

You know what? You should talk to Angie
about it. She'd be more than willing and

happy to talk to you about it. I have
talked to her about it.

You know. You don't listen. You don't
need to get upset. You.

I really did not think I was coming here
from this today. Listen, what am I even

saying to you other than.

I'm just as low. You have history. I'm
just as low. Yeah. You cannot sit here

and expect me to let you diss her and
say that she does all these horrible

things and not look at you and say you
did it too. What you two are doing has

end point. Stop talking about me and I
won't have anything to say about her.

Don't count my money. I don't count
yours. It's not that hard to count. I

count her money.

It would be really.

easy okay when you say something i could
count her money it'd be really easy you

might as well count her money because
you're not saying in a way that makes

cooler or kinder you are saying exactly
why can she start it and then no one's

allowed to say anything back to her oh
my gosh the nerve of her to say this

right now it's like heather you're blind
and deaf Because clearly you don't see

all the times everybody's coming for me
nonstop, and it started with you.

Lisa, how can you say all I know of
Heather is that she was the good time

that flashed her boobs?

Oh. I would have been ejected from
school. I know. Keep coming. Who's next?

Who's next?

Like, you know how much I put up with
with Heather, you know, and I'm glad I

could give your book a title. Like, this
is bullshit.

She doesn't want anyone to say anything
back to her. She does it to Britney. You

said so many nasty things back to her. I
didn't say so many nasty things back to

her. She called me and I'm like, thank
you. Amen. Here, roll call. I'm here.

I'm not saying this to hurt you or to
drudge you. I'm saying it so you can see

that it's never going to stop unless we
acknowledge it. And I say it to you. I

want to get it off my chest, too. I can
move forward. I don't think she can.

She's not wrong.

We all feel bullied a little bit by that
stuff.

You're a risky.

I don't feel like I am, and I'm sick of
being labeled that way.

I don't feel bad about it. I think she
needs to take accountability.

And I told her, I'm like, I just want to
win. You want to win something. I don't

want to win. I'm done.

You're both losing. I'm trying to move
forward with you right now, and I'm

hoping this trip will help bring us
together. But, like, until you really

it up or change, it's never going to go
away.

Can I get a decaf latte?

Okay. And then, you know what? Let's do
a steamer. Okay.

Hey.

Hi.

Can I hug you?

Okay.

Oh, thank you.

Yeah. Come sit down. This is us.

My reading with Terrence was literally,
like, prophetic.

You feel disconnected from someone in
your own family? My daughters.

Spend some time getting to know her all
over again.

Okay. It just made me realize that I
need to take a step back in my romantic

relationship to focus on what's really,
really important, which is, first and

foremost, my daughter.

And it's giving me the courage to do
that.

Um, I got you a steamer.

You get it?

You don't know what I'm talking about? A
steamer.

Like when you were four, you threw that
tantrum that you didn't get any coffee.

But really, I used to buy you steamers,
and that's what you called coffee. And

you really don't remember that? No, I
was four.

We were in Starbucks, and you were
kicking and screaming. I'm not kidding

Screaming in the top of your lungs, I
want my coffee.

And everyone was looking at me like,
what kind of mom are you? You give your

coffee?

And I was like, it's a steamer. It's a
steamer. It's a steamer. It's a steamer.

Anyway, that's funny.

With my daughters, when I got divorced
from their dad, I just desperately tried

to create this perfect, happy family.

So I got married again.

But I was just constantly caught in this
tug of war between...

Husband, children. And I'm thinking, oh,
I can finally get to my kids when I'm a

good enough wife. And then eventually my
kids moved in with their dad. And so I

failed miserably.

Thanks for meeting me.

Yeah. Do you remember the last time we
tried this?

No. I had like a 30 -minute break
between jobs. I came over to your house,

planned to meet up.

Then Jared came at the same time. And
then you guys.

Just started making out in front of me.

Didn't even glance at me.

So I guess the difference here in this
is that a man you were dating was there

for the first one.

So now that he's not here, you're giving
me your full attention, which I

appreciate, but I want you to want to
get to know me and to want to spend time

with me over anyone, especially somebody
that you're dating, not dating, who

knows.

I know. I don't even know why that
happened. I really don't. I've been in

habit of accusing men for so long
because I have kids that I don't even

see.

You can't put that on us. You can't talk
about how sad you are because you don't

have kids who don't talk to you. I'm
not.

I'm trying to get to know you. Like, I'm
trying.

My mom was everything that you'd want in
a mom.

so present in our lives.

Every field trip, every dance recital,
every school talent show, she was

there. And she was so much fun.

I was 12 when she got remarried, and it
was like somebody flipped a switch

in her brain to turn that person off
completely.

And so to go from, I love my mom, she
comes with me to everything.

To be begging for her attention was so
hard.

Because I knew that she can be a loving
mother who cares about her kids. I know

it's in her.

But I just think that it's important
that you take accountability and realize

that I wanted a mom.

What kid is like, I don't really want my
mom to raise me.

I would really love to talk to my dad
about periods.

That's ideal.

That's so sad.

That's so sad, Olivia. I'm so sorry.

I don't know. I don't know how to make
it better.

That's the truth. I don't know how to
make it better.

I can't go back.

I know that.

But when I put myself in your shoes and
I was like, I would never do that.

So why did you?

I don't know, Liv.

I feel like it's important for you.

To figure out why you prioritize
relationship with a man over me.

So it doesn't happen again. Because that
truly is my worst fear.

It did kind of feel like it was me. Like
I was the issue here.

I'm so sorry. Of course it's not you. Of
course it wasn't you. It was me.

I'm so sorry.

You're my precious baby that you know
nothing about, that I really want to get

to know again.

I would love the opportunity if you'll
let me.

I just don't want to get hurt again.

I'm sorry.

First of all, are you driving?

I left the key in the car, too. Oh, my
gosh.

Is this your first set of wheels? This
whole driving car thing has really

evolved in recent years. You're doing
amazing, sweetie. Here's a coffee for

Hi.

So it's been a tough 24 hours.

What's happened? Yesterday afternoon, my
throat was getting sore. And so I went

and grabbed the coldies. And I didn't
even chew it. And I chipped a tooth on

candy somehow.

What tooth?

This one right here.

Oh, I can't even see that. Then I
somehow, walking in my bathroom, kicked

corner of my shower.

And my toe and the top of my foot. Right
after the chipped tooth?

Yes.

And the toe.

Is purple.

And you're wearing these shoes for a
walk? Honestly, it's easier because my

are conditioned to being in heels.

So it's healthier.

This is so beautiful.

I mean. We're going to have snow for a
couple more weeks probably.

Lunch. That was a very pretty
environment, but not such a pretty

A garden party that quickly turned.

Well, I went shopping with Lisa. And
there's a part of me that felt like I

wasn't getting through at all.

And like, I love Lisa and I love our
friendship and I want to defend her. But

like, I also don't want to be a fool
because I was not Lisa's friend for four

years. Very recent friendship, you know,
that we're developing. And so this is

the first time I'm kind of seeing how
she pulls you in and like kind of slings

the mud. And like, I used to think she
was truly fearless.

But now I'm wondering if she were more
fearless, she'd just say these things to

our face and not drop them in other
people's buckets.

I mean, it feels like all the pieces are
kind of falling into place. Lisa has a

very specific move, and it is to dig up
dark skeletons.

She did it with Meredith.

She did it with Whitney.

She's doing it with Angie.

She keeps repeating the pattern. I don't
know why she does it, but she should

have evolved by now. And it made me
think, why did you let Lisa off the hook

Whitney's party?

The thing is, when Lisa and I had our
falling out a couple years ago, she did

profusely apologize to me for years.

And you know why? Because she was
caught.

She was caught red -handed. And she
couldn't deflect.

She couldn't avoid.

She couldn't bob and weave. She was
caught, so she owned it.

And I felt like, at Whitney's luncheon,
she was caught.

And I'm surprised she didn't just own
it.

My view is, when somebody shows you who
they are, you deal with them

accordingly. But what if she didn't?

I mean, Meredith, she did it.

God love her. We've known this woman for
years.

It tracks.

You know, she's never going to say she
did it and she's sorry.

But it's kind of what Angie was saying.
You know, she's done it to everybody at

different times on that table. And it
makes me doubt Lisa. And that's why I

believe Angie.

I mean, look, Heather, from my
standpoint, I don't have a great track

with Angie.

So at this point, she said she didn't do
it. I have to give her the benefit of

the doubt until I have something coming
to me that tells me otherwise.

Look, from what Lisa has told me, I
believe Lisa. Like, is everything that

out of Angie's mouth just gospel here?

What about the commentary on your Barbie
scissor kit? Everybody is saying that

perhaps Jennifer and Heather were in
their room doing Barbie scissor kicks.

Barbie scissor kicks.

Was she telling the truth then?

I don't want to be in a friendship with
Lisa where I have to, like, keep her at

arm's length or watch my back or wonder
if she's only, like, not digging up dirt

on me because she's not mad at me right
now. Like, I just don't want to be in a

friendship like that. Well, no one
should be digging up dirt on their

Anyone who's doing that is not a friend.

I believe that Lisa's done that, though,
and I believe that she did that to you.

It's going to keep happening if we just
keep looking the other way, and we're

going to have resentments. I don't want
to be in a friendship like that. I

really don't. I think it's absolutely
ridiculous that Meredith would even

this is something that we can just
overlook with, like, she may have, she

not have, but, you know, girls will be
girls. I like how fucked up we all are.

just want us to be able to acknowledge
when we are fucked up and move on.

A lot of us have been able to say we're
sorry.

But I would love for Lisa to say she's
sorry for a few things too.

Can we just walk in?

Hi.

Yes, please walk in. How are you?

Hi, gorgeous.

I was actually married, just opening up
a bottle of wine that you gave me.

All right, so one of the most important
things about this trip is the preference

sheet. And we're leaving in a couple
days, and you still haven't done yours.

And I think you're going to regret it if
you don't.

I am so excited to go on a super yacht.
We all got to fill out a preference

sheet, which is everything that you want
on the trip so that you can be weighted

on hand and foot. It's like next level
super bougie.

Please tell us what your ideal breakfast
looks like while on this upcoming

charter. Wake up. Huevos rancheros,
overcooked bacon, eggs benedict, and

donuts. I'm not really into breakfast.

Go to lunch. Let's move on. Go to lunch.

Ideal lunch is drunk food.

I want dark tanning oil on the boat.

I'm going to say must -have glitter
spray.

This is going to be an epic trip. Good.
But the bougiest one out of all of us

hasn't even done hers yet.

Which is an even bougier move.

If you don't put it on there, they're
not going to source it. Okay. So you've

got to get that thing going.

Mary, you do like things a certain way.
Yeah, you have try the strongest

preferences. Thank you for calling
Trixie Motel.

Do you guys have 2003 Dom Perignon?

Uh, no.

Your beverages? Just put 2003 Dom
Perignon.

Okay. Put parfait for breakfast.

Parfait, like yogurt parfait? Yogurt
parfait.

Put 2003 Dom Perignon.

My yacht vibe is pure luxury.

Lots of blueberries.

Okay. Egyptian cotton sheets. Do you
want organic?

Egyptian cotton sheets. Organic what?
Blueberries.

Yes.

Put 2003 Dom Perignon.

I have been on a yacht before. I love
it. It's something about a boat for me.

just feels like at night, it feels like
it's just rocking you to sleep. Maybe

because I was never rocked to sleep, so
I just get it from the boat.

Do you like coffee or tea?

Always tea.

Speaking of tea, have you guys seen all
the tea on Bronwyn floating around on

the Internet?

Have you seen what's out there, Mary?

No. Like, just today, the first thing I
saw was Bronwyn allegations of identity

theft.

Like,

it's crazy, right? When I read the
headlines, I was gagged.

I've tried to choose friends who are not
part of the Utah Crime Circle, but

obviously my picker's wrong.

Has anyone talked to Bronwyn? I haven't
heard from her.

Hey, Bronwyn. Hi.

How you doing, sweetheart?

Got you a drink that you like?

Thank you. Loaded myself one Diet Coke,
so I'm good to go.

Okay, so what are we going to do?

I know you saw my messages, these
ridiculous headlines.

Yep.

There's two separate things happening
here.

There are mistakes I made in college.
We're talking 20 years ago. I think I

an eviction notice after I left BYU and
I had to pay it later.

And then they're saying.

that I allegedly committed crimes
current day, in the last year or so,

theft, grand theft, fraud, all of those
are things listed under that penal code.

What actually happened was almost 10
years ago, nothing recent, but it's been

case that was dismissed and then later
sealed, and I really legally can't talk

about what my involvement is in that.

You know this lying bulls**t online, in
the press.

affects all of us, personally and
professionally.

I know it's going to cause a problem for
you at work, so I'm sorry about that,

because I know it's got to be a concern
for you. Of course it is.

I know that my name next to any of these
words reflects poorly on you, and you

need to be seen as someone who is
trustworthy and beyond reproach when it

to anything about... I mean, I know, I
know.

Separate from that, I saw your text that
I should think about not going on this

trip. It's unclear to me why you want to
go spend time with these people, why

you want to spend time with Lisa, why
you want to fly 18 hours to be in the

room with someone that continually lies
about you, lies about me, lied about

Gwen.

I struggle to understand why you do
that.

I wouldn't piss on Lisa if her brain was
on fire.

Based on our past, there is a heavy
possibility that she started these

There's a heavy possibility if she
didn't start them, she's perpetuating

I know that.

I wanted to be done fighting with Lisa.
And the idea that she could have been

doing this concurrent to apologizing to
me and acting like she wants to move

forward is pretty devious.

I would not go.

What are you worried about?

A tiger can't change its stripes.

She's not going to change.

What I said to you a year ago, I don't
know why you get in the gutter with her.

Because that's what it is. You just get
down in the gutter and muck around with

slime.

If you decide to go, I got it.

You're a big girl, grown woman, I
understand.

But don't come home complaining that you
and Lisa got into a fight.

Because I assume it's going to happen.

You're setting yourself up for that.

Okay.

It's on you.

It's really on you.

Next time on The Real Housewives of Salt
Lake City.

Ladies, we're going to get you nice and
wet and get you in the water. The other

way around.

Yeah, the other way around.

I'm starting to get a little seasick.

Angie, are you okay?

Angie's not okay.

Every time Lisa's mad at someone,
information leaks about them. Angie, me,

Bronwyn, Mary.

Okay, I agree. I think that you're the
source of all the dirt. Are you accusing

me? Yes.

Me?

I've never done anything to them.

They're literally killing each other.