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- ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park ♪
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♪ Gonna have myself a time ♪
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- ♪ Friendly faces
everywhere ♪
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♪ Humble folks
without temptation ♪
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- ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park ♪
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♪ Gonna leave my woes behind ♪
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- ♪ Ample parking day
or night ♪
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♪ People spouting,
"Howdy, neighbor" ♪
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- ♪ I'm headin' on down to South Park ♪
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♪ Gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
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- ♪ Come on down to South Park ♪
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♪ And meet some friends of mine ♪
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- How was school today, bud?
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- It was fine.
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- Look, Stan, I know it's been
really hard for you
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the past month,
with us not having a home.
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- Yeah, it sucks.
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- I've tried to find work,
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but there's just not a lot
out there.
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And with
the government shutdown,
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I can't get my job back
with the USGS.
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Times are hard,
and I know we all miss Tegridy.
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- I don't miss Tegridy, Dad.
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I just hate that our family
is living in a motel.
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It's really embarrassing.
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- Well, that's what
I need to tell you, Stan.
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There's some good news--
we're moving out of the motel.
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- Wait, really?
We can live in a house again?
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- Well, no, we can't afford
a house, so...
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we're moving in
with your grandpa.
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- Moving in with Grandpa?
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- This is a bunch of bull crap!
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First you stick me
in this place,
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and then you all come along?
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- Pretty nice, huh, guys?
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There's a TV, a microwave,
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and we have Bingo on Thursdays.
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- There has to be somewhere else
we can live.
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- Come on, Stan.
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You have that space over there
by Grandpa's shit pan.
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- You can't make me stay here.
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This is completely inhumane.
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- That's what I said!
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Didn't work.
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- OK, so then over here
is where you're gonna have
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the big golden pillars
that you guys wanted.
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- Ah, yeah! That's great!
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- OK, and then right over here
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is where we're gonna put
your dance floor.
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- All right!
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- Wait, dance floor?
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I thought we were
knocking the East Wing down
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to make room for the nursery.
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- The what?
- The nursery!
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You said all this remodeling
was for the baby,
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not to make room for more
of your stupid parties.
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- Hey, relax, guy!
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We can just stick the baby
in the bathroom or something.
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- Wow! OK, so obviously I have
no say in this remodel.
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- Mr. President, sir.
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I'm very sorry, but we need to
speak with you urgently.
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It's a matter
of national security.
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We don't want to frighten you,
Mr. President,
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but we've received intelligence
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that someone might be trying to
stop your baby from being born.
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- What?
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Who?
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- Hey! Relax, guy!
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- We don't know who yet, sir,
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but Pam Bondi has been
looking into it.
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- That's right, sir,
we won't let any harm
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come to the baby of the greatest
president that ever lived.
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You are without equal, sir--
- Uh, hey, Pam.
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- And we are honored to be--
Pam. Pam, sorry.
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You got a little shit
on your nose there.
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- Oh, do I?
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Did I get it?
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- No, it's still there.
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- If someone is trying
to harm the baby,
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then we must know who.
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- Well, there is...
one theory.
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Some people believe that
by demolishing the East Wing,
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we may have unleashed
some sort of...wrath.
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- What kind of wrath?
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- Vengeful...
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wrath.
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- What the hell is going on?
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I was supposed to be
in Washington.
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- There has been a change
in plan, Mr. Thiel.
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They are on to us
at the White House.
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- But how?
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How did they find out?
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- Someone must have heard us
talking.
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Do you still have the child?
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- Yes, he's here.
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I have him heavily sedated.
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It should last
another six, seven hours.
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Six, seven!
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- But I can't keep him here
forever.
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- You'll just have to wait
until it is safe.
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I think some brownnoser here
is after my job.
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- Hey.
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Come on in.
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You guys can't tell anybody
that I'm living here.
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- Stan, you shouldn't be
embarrassed, all right?
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Everyone's having a hard time
right now.
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- Yeah, everyone's having
a hard time.
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And you know what
the problem is?
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Nobody's doing anything
about it.
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How many weeks has it been now,
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dealing with one stupid thing
after another?
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The truth is, I think a lot of
people are just afraid to admit
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that South Park sucks now.
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- South Park sucks now?
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- Yeah, everyone knows it.
South Park sucks now.
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And it's because of
all this political shit.
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We're just getting totally
bogged down in it.
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Remember when we
used to do stuff?
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Just us guys?
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Ever since all this
political crap took over,
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it's like--what?
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Like--like what happened to us?
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Like, Kenny, I haven't even
heard you say anything
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in, like, four months.
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- You see? That's what I mean!
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We don't even know what to say.
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South Park's getting ruined,
and all of us Gen Alpha kids
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are just sitting here,
watching it happen.
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- You're right, dude.
- Yeah!
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- But what do we do?
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- I know exactly what to do.
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Hey, guys,
are you sick and tired
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of what's happening to our town?
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and if you're like us,
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- So please, like and subscribe,
smash the button, upvote--
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whatever the hell
you need to do,
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because together,
we can make a difference.
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Mr. President,
we don't want you to be afraid.
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Tell us exactly what it is
you think you saw.
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- Ever since I tore down
the East Wing, there's...
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this thing
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that keeps appearing.
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- What kind of thing?
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- Sometimes I see it
in a mirror.
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Or in the hallway.
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President Trump,
you are an incredible man.
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Whatever this is,
we have your back.
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- Uh, Pam. Pam, you got some
shit on your nose again.
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- Oh, really?
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- Mr. President,
this entity you speak of,
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how many times has it appeared?
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- It appears more and more
lately.
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I-I can't get away from it.
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It's everywhere I go.
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It's here right now.
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In the corner.
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- I'm pretty sure
that's your wife, sir.
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- My wife?
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What does it want?
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- Maybe it's somehow
trying to communicate.
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Don't worry, we won't let
anything happen to you.
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- Ah!
Where did Pam Bondi go?
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- What?
- Pam Bondi! She's gone!
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- But she was sitting
right here!
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- Pam?
- Pam?
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- Where's Pam Bondi?
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- I'm right here, sir!
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- Look, it's back.
- What's back?
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- You've got some shit
on your nose again.
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- Oh, my God! What is going on?
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- That thing!
It's not there anymore.
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Ah!
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Good morning, seniors.
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It's 6:30 a.m.
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Rise and shine for your morning medication.
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Ugh, God, 6:30?
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- Yeah, it fucking sucks,
doesn't it?
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- Holy shit.
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- What?
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- Holy shit.
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756,000 likes, you guys.
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We just built a massive
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- Wow. I can't believe
how many people agree with us.
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- I thought we could get 50 or
60 kids from school to sign up,
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but this is incredible.
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- All right,
we've got everyone's attention.
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So what do we do now?
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- What do you mean, dude?
It's obvious.
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It's time for phase two.
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Hey, guys, if you've come here,
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then you're likely joining
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that's fed up with the direction
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We all want change
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This used to be a great town
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Ahh!
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Ah, fuck!
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Fuck!
- What?
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- It's the Woman in the Hat!
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- What are you talking about?
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- The Woman in the Hat!
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She's in the fucking bathroom!
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- We've double checked
everything, sir.
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All the exterior doors
are locked.
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No windows have been breached.
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- And yet the president swears
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something was
in the room with him.
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- Is he going to be all right?
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- Pretty shaken.
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Pam Bondi is in there now
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trying to calm him down
and make him feel better.
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Pam?
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Oh, my God!
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- Stan, what are we doing?
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- What do you mean, dude?
We're trying to change things.
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- By selling cryptocurrency?
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- What's wrong with trying
to make a little money
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while also pointing out the
things wrong with our town?
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Yeah, what's wrong with that?
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- I have to do something, Kyle.
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I'm nine years old
and I live in a retirement home.
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- And you really think
crypto is your way out?
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Do you even know anything
about how that stuff works?
256
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- Well, actually, we have
a really strong crypto advisor--
257
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your cousin on the east coast.
258
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- My cousin?
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- I'm back!
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All right, looks like we've got a lot of movement
261
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on your coin, boys.
262
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The presale really popped.
263
00:11:51,868 --> 00:11:54,103
We cleared 100 grand in volume
before liquidity even locked.
264
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The token's really got traction.
265
00:11:55,947 --> 00:11:58,046
- And we don't ever have to pay
anything, right?
266
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- Nope, you never pay anything.
You guys created the coin,
267
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so all you do is profit from it.
268
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- See? I told you.
269
00:12:04,481 --> 00:12:05,887
- Now we just need to keep
creating hype
270
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around the South Park Sucks Now
digital coin,
271
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so we need to come up with
things to give people FOMO
272
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and make them ape even harder.
273
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- You guys,
this isn't about a coin.
274
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It's about a movement.
275
00:12:15,665 --> 00:12:16,829
- Oh, that's really good.
276
00:12:16,898 --> 00:12:18,165
- Yeah, yeah, that's perfect.
277
00:12:18,200 --> 00:12:19,901
"This isn't about a coin.
It's about a movement."
278
00:12:20,003 --> 00:12:22,169
Yeah, that's some savvy
Jew Jitsu right there.
279
00:12:22,237 --> 00:12:23,472
- So what kind of time frame are we looking at
280
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to get our money?
281
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I need it as fast as possible.
282
00:12:25,977 --> 00:12:27,673
- Well, I think we're looking at
a classic rug pull
283
00:12:27,742 --> 00:12:28,844
in just a few days.
284
00:12:28,912 --> 00:12:30,343
Once we pump the coin
high as it'll go,
285
00:12:30,379 --> 00:12:32,375
then I can register for an MSB
with the federal government.
286
00:12:32,477 --> 00:12:34,748
- The federal government?
That sounds hard.
287
00:12:34,850 --> 00:12:36,349
- Oh, no, it's gonna be easy.
288
00:12:36,418 --> 00:12:38,516
The crypto corruption at the
White House is off the chain.
289
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We're gonna screw a lot of
people out of their money, boys.
290
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It's gonna be fantastic.
291
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- Yes?
292
00:12:56,005 --> 00:12:58,873
- Uh, yes,
we're paranormal investigators.
293
00:12:58,942 --> 00:13:00,510
We've been asked to come
and investigate
294
00:13:00,546 --> 00:13:03,610
the mysterious Woman in the Hat.
295
00:13:03,712 --> 00:13:07,212
- I am Stephen Miller,
296
00:13:07,281 --> 00:13:09,715
Senior Advisor to the President
for Immigration
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00:13:09,784 --> 00:13:11,419
and Domestic Policy.
298
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Won't you...
299
00:13:15,293 --> 00:13:17,928
come in?
300
00:13:22,298 --> 00:13:24,430
PARANORMAL INVESTIGATOR HUSBAND:
Oh, my God, it's incredible.
301
00:13:24,532 --> 00:13:28,097
Subject is showing some kind of
viscous residue on her nose.
302
00:13:28,199 --> 00:13:30,235
- Well, what the fuck is it?
303
00:13:30,304 --> 00:13:32,739
- Sometimes there's
a physical manifestation
304
00:13:32,774 --> 00:13:34,207
of spiritual energy--
305
00:13:34,243 --> 00:13:37,145
a bridge between
the spiritual world and ours.
306
00:13:37,247 --> 00:13:41,449
In this case, it appears to be
some kind of rectoplasm.
307
00:13:41,551 --> 00:13:43,046
- Rectoplasm?
308
00:13:43,081 --> 00:13:44,651
- What is it made of?
309
00:13:44,753 --> 00:13:46,088
- It's unbelievable!
310
00:13:46,124 --> 00:13:49,622
The rectoplasm seems to be 54%
Filet-O-Fish sandwich!
311
00:13:49,724 --> 00:13:50,926
- Oh, my God!
312
00:13:50,962 --> 00:13:52,990
I ate a Filet-O-Fish sandwich
last night!
313
00:13:53,092 --> 00:13:54,892
- Jesus!
- And it's also...
314
00:13:54,927 --> 00:13:57,432
28% Taco Bell.
315
00:13:57,501 --> 00:13:58,832
- Oh, my God!
316
00:13:58,934 --> 00:14:00,899
I ate Taco Bell this morning!
317
00:14:00,934 --> 00:14:02,231
- What does it mean?
318
00:14:02,266 --> 00:14:06,234
- And it's 14% its own cum.
319
00:14:06,270 --> 00:14:09,276
- Oh, my God!
I ate--
320
00:14:13,618 --> 00:14:16,446
Hey! Pam! Deal with them!
321
00:14:16,515 --> 00:14:21,123
This is a Fox News Super Alert!
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- Two paranormal investigators
were indicted today
323
00:14:23,961 --> 00:14:26,789
on federal charges
of falsifying data.
324
00:14:26,825 --> 00:14:29,830
The president said that the
bad people manipulated readings
325
00:14:29,932 --> 00:14:32,299
and reports to make fake news.
326
00:14:32,335 --> 00:14:35,630
The charges were filed
by Attorney General Pam Bondi,
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00:14:35,699 --> 00:14:38,302
who said that "the President
is a great man,
328
00:14:38,371 --> 00:14:40,673
even if he does
eat his own semen."
329
00:14:40,775 --> 00:14:42,044
In other news,
330
00:14:42,146 --> 00:14:44,846
many people are saying
that South Park sucks now.
331
00:14:44,948 --> 00:14:46,709
The small mountain town
in Colorado
332
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has been a hotbed of political
activity in recent weeks,
333
00:14:49,853 --> 00:14:51,654
and three local Gen Alpha boys
334
00:14:51,723 --> 00:14:54,189
are vowing to put a stop to it.
335
00:14:54,988 --> 00:14:56,656
- OK, we're mooning.
336
00:14:56,725 --> 00:14:58,155
We're mooning...
337
00:14:58,191 --> 00:14:59,524
All right, that's gotta be it.
338
00:14:59,626 --> 00:15:01,663
OK, we're done mooning.
I think we're ready to dump.
339
00:15:02,800 --> 00:15:03,832
OK, sounds good.
340
00:15:03,901 --> 00:15:06,002
I'm on the Acela train
right now.
341
00:15:06,038 --> 00:15:08,870
I should be in DC by 6:30
to meet with Don Jr.
342
00:15:08,972 --> 00:15:10,071
Once I get White House approval,
343
00:15:10,173 --> 00:15:11,641
we should be able to do the rug pull.
344
00:15:11,676 --> 00:15:14,739
- I'm out, dude.
- Kyle?
345
00:15:14,842 --> 00:15:16,574
Kyle, wait!
346
00:15:17,715 --> 00:15:19,015
Dude, you can't quit now.
347
00:15:19,051 --> 00:15:20,414
Do you know how much money
we're about to make?
348
00:15:20,516 --> 00:15:23,182
- I thought you were sick of the
way South Park was going, Stan.
349
00:15:23,218 --> 00:15:25,081
- I am!
- So then why are you trying
350
00:15:25,183 --> 00:15:26,351
to engineer a rug pull
351
00:15:26,420 --> 00:15:27,923
in conjunction with
the federal government?
352
00:15:28,025 --> 00:15:30,561
- Bro, it's the world
we live in, OK?
353
00:15:30,663 --> 00:15:31,990
I mean, at least we're being men
354
00:15:32,025 --> 00:15:33,357
and taking some control.
355
00:15:33,426 --> 00:15:35,327
Look at Kenny,
he--he's doing stuff now!
356
00:15:35,362 --> 00:15:36,694
Yeah, dude, I'm doing stuff!
357
00:15:36,763 --> 00:15:39,601
- I know it sucks to be living
in an old folks home, Stan,
358
00:15:39,703 --> 00:15:40,705
but you can't fix things
359
00:15:40,774 --> 00:15:42,501
if you're only thinking
about yourself.
360
00:16:05,022 --> 00:16:07,593
- Yes?
361
00:16:07,695 --> 00:16:10,695
- Uh, yes, I'm with the South
Park Sucks Now cryptocurrency.
362
00:16:10,730 --> 00:16:12,568
We're trying to fuck a bunch of
people out of their money.
363
00:16:12,637 --> 00:16:14,067
Is Don Jr. around?
364
00:16:14,136 --> 00:16:17,637
- Ah, yes,
he's been expecting you.
365
00:16:17,740 --> 00:16:19,637
Do come in.
366
00:16:25,742 --> 00:16:28,049
- Oh, Jesus, it's a little
drafty in here.
367
00:16:28,085 --> 00:16:30,749
- You'll have to excuse
the conditions.
368
00:16:30,784 --> 00:16:34,149
The master has taken down the
East Wing and unleashed a wrath.
369
00:16:39,060 --> 00:16:40,623
- Oh, Jesus! It's a mummy!
370
00:16:40,725 --> 00:16:43,832
- No, no, that's just the head
of the FCC.
371
00:16:43,934 --> 00:16:46,095
He's lost his freedom of speech.
372
00:16:47,906 --> 00:16:52,938
- Come. Don Jr. is...
this way.
373
00:16:58,282 --> 00:17:00,346
- Thanks so much for taking
my meeting, Don Jr.
374
00:17:00,448 --> 00:17:02,283
We've got an incredible
crypto opportunity here
375
00:17:02,318 --> 00:17:04,281
and we just need your help
taking a big dump.
376
00:17:04,316 --> 00:17:05,683
- That sounds really great.
377
00:17:05,785 --> 00:17:08,686
There's nothing I like better
than a big crypto dump.
378
00:17:08,788 --> 00:17:10,752
- So sorry I had to bug you
this late in the evening,
379
00:17:10,787 --> 00:17:12,759
but time really is
of the essence here.
380
00:17:15,266 --> 00:17:18,127
- We need everyone to gather
in the dining room.
381
00:17:18,163 --> 00:17:19,702
Immediately.
382
00:17:19,804 --> 00:17:22,365
- In the dining room? Why?
383
00:17:22,467 --> 00:17:24,942
- We are going to have a séance.
384
00:17:24,977 --> 00:17:28,811
It's time to confront
the spirit here.
385
00:17:28,880 --> 00:17:31,844
- The--the spirit? What spirit?
386
00:17:38,188 --> 00:17:39,381
- Yeah, I can see
the price is going down.
387
00:17:39,483 --> 00:17:40,890
What the hell is he doing?
388
00:17:40,992 --> 00:17:42,188
He's not answering?
389
00:17:42,290 --> 00:17:43,189
Hello, you've reached
390
00:17:43,291 --> 00:17:44,524
Pump and Dump Crypto Advisors.
391
00:17:44,626 --> 00:17:46,456
Let us know how we can help you fuck people over.
392
00:17:46,492 --> 00:17:48,666
Just leave a message.
393
00:17:48,701 --> 00:17:50,025
- Dude, what is going on?
394
00:17:50,127 --> 00:17:52,829
Our token's value totally peaked
and it's starting to go down.
395
00:17:52,898 --> 00:17:54,396
Whatever approval you have to
get at the White House,
396
00:17:54,498 --> 00:17:55,967
we need it now!
397
00:17:56,003 --> 00:17:57,002
God damn it!
398
00:17:59,176 --> 00:18:02,237
- I don't know, Kenny, OK?
Shut up already!
399
00:18:07,183 --> 00:18:09,185
- Oh, Jesus,
this is a little creepy.
400
00:18:09,220 --> 00:18:11,848
Are we having dinner?
I'm allergic to dairy.
401
00:18:11,883 --> 00:18:14,985
- Everyone, please put your
hands on the table.
402
00:18:18,888 --> 00:18:23,098
I am speaking to the entity
in this house.
403
00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:24,760
- Is this a good time
to talk turkey?
404
00:18:24,862 --> 00:18:27,263
I just need to go over
some quick business.
405
00:18:27,365 --> 00:18:30,037
- We know you are sad.
406
00:18:30,072 --> 00:18:32,539
We know you are...lonely.
407
00:18:32,607 --> 00:18:36,908
But we must ask you
to leave our president alone.
408
00:18:39,579 --> 00:18:42,282
- Oh, my God,
this is really scary.
409
00:18:42,384 --> 00:18:44,716
The President
is a great man,
410
00:18:44,784 --> 00:18:48,558
and he does not deserve
to be tormented like this.
411
00:18:48,594 --> 00:18:50,186
- Pam! Pam!
412
00:18:50,221 --> 00:18:52,221
- Oh! Oh.
413
00:18:52,290 --> 00:18:54,456
Restless spirit,
414
00:18:54,558 --> 00:18:57,700
we only wish to communicate!
415
00:19:00,237 --> 00:19:02,605
- Holy shit!
She's right fucking there!
416
00:19:02,707 --> 00:19:03,971
- What is that?
417
00:19:04,073 --> 00:19:07,874
Deception!
418
00:19:07,909 --> 00:19:10,541
Deception!
419
00:19:10,576 --> 00:19:12,807
- Boss,
maybe we should stop this.
420
00:19:12,909 --> 00:19:15,079
- No! I wanna hear
what it has to say.
421
00:19:17,116 --> 00:19:19,485
Epstein!
422
00:19:19,587 --> 00:19:21,216
- Uh, no, no.
You're right. Let's stop this.
423
00:19:21,251 --> 00:19:22,922
- You!
424
00:19:25,598 --> 00:19:26,794
- What? You?
425
00:19:26,896 --> 00:19:27,794
What did he do?
426
00:19:27,896 --> 00:19:30,426
- He lies!
427
00:19:30,494 --> 00:19:32,767
- Oh, you fucking bitch!
428
00:19:32,836 --> 00:19:35,133
- Corruption!
429
00:19:35,235 --> 00:19:36,601
- She's not possessed!
430
00:19:36,669 --> 00:19:39,774
Pam Bondi's trying to get
my fucking job!
431
00:19:41,912 --> 00:19:43,238
- Oh, I can't do this!
432
00:19:43,273 --> 00:19:44,339
- Lies!
433
00:19:46,313 --> 00:19:47,847
- I gotta get out of here!
434
00:19:49,184 --> 00:19:50,783
Oh, God!
435
00:19:50,852 --> 00:19:52,621
Oh!
436
00:19:53,484 --> 00:19:56,456
OK! OK! It's all true!
437
00:19:56,524 --> 00:19:59,020
We've been dealing in deception
and lies!
438
00:19:59,122 --> 00:20:01,696
We've all been getting
filthy rich off of crypto!
439
00:20:01,798 --> 00:20:02,591
Oh, Jesus.
440
00:20:02,627 --> 00:20:04,530
We've lied and we've cheated.
441
00:20:04,633 --> 00:20:06,298
Crypto's just a giant money
laundering scheme
442
00:20:06,333 --> 00:20:07,299
for the rich to get richer.
443
00:20:07,368 --> 00:20:09,100
Please don't haunt us anymore!
444
00:20:09,136 --> 00:20:10,301
We're sorry.
445
00:20:10,336 --> 00:20:13,307
We're all very sorry!
446
00:20:13,375 --> 00:20:16,712
This is a Fox News!
447
00:20:16,814 --> 00:20:19,515
Agh! America!
448
00:20:19,617 --> 00:20:22,812
- A massive crypto fraud has
been exposed at the White House,
449
00:20:22,847 --> 00:20:25,454
and the perpetrator
has been indicted.
450
00:20:25,489 --> 00:20:27,982
A ghostly wrath that was
unleashed in the East Wing
451
00:20:28,051 --> 00:20:30,823
exposed the traitor
at a séance last night.
452
00:20:30,892 --> 00:20:34,827
The traitor is now behind bars
and serving 10 years for fraud.
453
00:20:34,862 --> 00:20:38,531
Charges, of course, were once
again filed by Pam Bondi,
454
00:20:38,633 --> 00:20:41,833
who said, "We will continue
to indict anyone
455
00:20:41,868 --> 00:20:45,302
who says bad stuff
about our amazing president."
456
00:20:49,173 --> 00:20:51,845
I'm sorry, Kyle. I should have listened to you.
457
00:20:54,483 --> 00:20:56,986
I guess there just no really
going back
458
00:20:57,022 --> 00:20:59,989
to the way things used to be.
459
00:21:00,025 --> 00:21:01,519
- Things will get back, Stan.
460
00:21:01,588 --> 00:21:02,685
I know it's hard to see
right now,
461
00:21:02,754 --> 00:21:05,692
but things will go back
to normal.
462
00:21:05,760 --> 00:21:08,193
And in the meantime,
we just have to make the most
463
00:21:08,228 --> 00:21:09,859
of where we are.
464
00:21:14,066 --> 00:21:17,035
- All right, seniors,
just move with the rhythm now.
465
00:21:18,438 --> 00:21:21,605
- ♪ If I didn't care ♪
466
00:21:21,707 --> 00:21:24,376
Good! Good, seniors.
Nice!
467
00:21:24,445 --> 00:21:29,116
- ♪ More than words can say ♪
468
00:21:29,218 --> 00:21:34,254
♪ If I didn't care ♪
469
00:21:34,356 --> 00:21:39,525
♪ Would I feel this way? ♪
470
00:21:39,561 --> 00:21:45,868
♪ If this isn't love, then why ♪
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