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I'm nervous, babe.
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Don't worry, babe. It'll be okay. And
he's the best OBGYN on the western
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seaboard. Yeah, you're right.
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As long as we're together.
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Come in.
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Hello, you must be Mr. Humphrey. Yeah,
thank you. And you must be Miss Gray.
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Yes, hi.
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Alright, well...
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It's nice to meet you. I'm Dr. Pounder.
I will be your OBGYN.
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Can I go ahead and get your birth date
and your last four?
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Yes, it's 10 -29 -98 and the last four
is 6 -9 -6 -9.
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Great.
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All right, so what exactly brings you
guys in here today?
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Well, Doc, we've been trying to get
pregnant for like two years now, and
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tried everything. It's just not working.
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So we came to you.
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Yeah, we've heard from friends and from
around the world that you have some
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special methods that you have.
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My methods are a little unorthodox, but
they seem to yield pretty good results.
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Yeah, I mean, we've heard about your
reputation, so that's why we're here.
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Have you guys tried any of the all
-natural routes, such as drinking
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juice extract? Yeah, we tried turning
her upside down and everything.
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Have you had your levels checked?
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Yeah, I mean, everything seems to be
normal. All right,
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well, let's go ahead and get a look in
here.
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Okay.
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How are you feeling today?
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I'm feeling okay. I'm a little nervous.
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Alright, so I'm going to go ahead and
insert and see if there's any pain or
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anything going on right there.
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You are tight.
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It's okay, baby. How's that? Any
tenderness or
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uncomfortability? No, not really.
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Okay, right there.
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Okay, so what it feels like, it feels
like there's a blockage down there.
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Oh, a blockage?
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Mm -hmm.
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I don't know if your semen is actually
going in there, but it seems like there
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might, it feels like there's a wall down
there.
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I'm going to need your help on this.
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We're going to force air from her
esophagus down her body, and
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then as her stomach inflates, I'm going
to want you to push that in a sweeping
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motion like this.
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We've got to push out a blockage. I'm
assuming you eat meat?
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Yeah, of course.
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Yeah, you eat the cheap stuff? You eat
fast food?
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It's okay. Don't worry about it. It's
very common.
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That can kind of lead to some concrete
sperm inside when it mixes. If there are
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pH levels that match right.
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Call it a deal. We just want to knock
that out of there and give a clean path
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for your swimmers, right? Sure, yeah, of
course. Bear with me. This is a little
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unorthodox.
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Um, doctor?
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What's going on, doctor?
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I told you, this is unorthodox.
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But to make babies, you've got to get
federal.
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You've got to be one with the bodies.
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Your body, you've been eating bad food.
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So we're going to push the air out,
we're going to break that concrete seal,
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then you're going to make babies.
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You have babies, don't you?
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Yeah, of course, doctor.
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I'm not sure about this, doctor.
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Oh, my God.
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Doctor.
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Doctor,
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this doesn't seem right.
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Do you want to have a baby or not? I
told you my methods are unorthodox, but
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they work. You've seen my reviews
online.
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Push the air through. Push the air
through.
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Push the air through like you want to
have a baby, okay? All right, doctor.
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Okay, I got it.
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Get your head down there. See if there's
air coming out.
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Okay.
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I'm not sure if it's working.
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All right.
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Hold on to this one, all right?
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Get it. Put your head in there.
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Push the air, push the air. Okay.
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I can feel it.
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It's working, Doc.
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Right there.
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Okay.
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It's working, Doc. I can feel the air
for sure.
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Yeah. We're clearing up that blockage
that you put in there.
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Bad diet doing cream pies.
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It's the audacity.
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All right, blockage clear back there? I
think so. Time to move on to step two.
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Oh, wow.
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All right.
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I need you to scoot all the way down to
the edge.
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Okay. All right, good sir. I need you to
get out of the way for the doctor.
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Okay. Can I take these off?
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Yep, get comfy.
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Sorry. All right.
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Go ahead and get comfortable right on
the edge there. We've got to get in
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and see what we can find.
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Now you need to like stimulate it, you
know, and I don't know if that's You
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know, I'm just gonna do this because I'm
the professional here Okay, sure
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You might want to close your eyes for
this part. Yeah, I don't know what
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into.
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We're giving you family.
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Right there.
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Oh, wow.
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Break open that gap.
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Right there.
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For our family.
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Doctor, you're fucking my wife!
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Sir, I am clearing a blockage.
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Clearly you did not clear this on your
own, so you came here.
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Did you not see the reviews online?
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He knows what he's doing, baby.
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Look at me, look at me, look at me, look
at me.
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What's your first name?
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Jack. Jack, all right, Jack.
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We're going to get you a family.
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Okay.
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All right. Let me guess, you don't like
Big Pharma either.
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We're doing this the real way.
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That's right.
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That's right.
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And visualize the blockage melting away.
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You can feel it.
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Oh, wow.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, baby.
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Oh. Oh, God.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh. Oh, God.
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Oh,
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baby.
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Doctor, it's such a big thing.
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I can see that.
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Oh, Dr. Pounder. You don't got to reach
the end of the tunnel. You just got to
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beat the shit out of the walls.
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Oh, God.
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Look what we're doing. We're unlocking
right there. Oh. that they taught you in
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medical school?
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Jack, they don't teach this in medical
school.
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Why? I'm the best at what I do.
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Okay. I go above and beyond.
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Look at me, Jack. Look at me, Jack.
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I go to all the health conferences all
around the world and all the inner
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workings of the baby.
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Okay. What are we doing?
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We're making babies, right?
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You want to be a daddy?
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Yeah.
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What if I'm going to be the daddy at
this point?
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It's working.
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Well, Jack, I put my hand in there and I
could feel it.
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That's how I get the pill, Jack.
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Oh, fuck, yes.
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Could you console your husband? I think
he's struggling with that.
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You can join me.
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I don't want to do that.
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Oh, baby.
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Oh, you're going to make such a great
father.
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That a boy, Jack.
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So I'm going to grab it like this.
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Look at this, Jack. See what we're going
to do?
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We're really going to get in there and
break down. Great.
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Love it. Thank you, doctor.
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You're doing great.
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Oh, yeah.
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Right there.
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Okay.
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She said it, Jack. She said she wanted
to taste it.
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Just focus on her feet. Rub her feet.
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Yeah, right there.
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Just like that, yeah.
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How's that, honey?
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It's amazing, sweetie.
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There.
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Oh, God.
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Just like that.
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We need to hit another angle.
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Another angle? Yeah, we've only been
hitting this angle, and it's working.
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It's working, Jack. We're not there yet.
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How many angles do we have to hit?
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As many as it takes. As many as it
takes. We're going to make you a daddy.
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Let's just sit over here and pack that
ass up.
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Oh, God. Oh, baby.
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Oh, it's true, baby.
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Oh, it's true.
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Jack, it only feels amazing because
we're clearing
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up those blockages.
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I trust you, doctor.
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There has to be a reason why he was
breathing so hard.
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for writing those reviews.
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I do offer special discounts for good
reviews.
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That's good business practice.
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That's right.
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Jack,
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I don't tell you how to do your job.
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Don't tell me how to do mine.
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Hey Jack, could you be a sport and hand
me that lubrication gel over there?
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Thank you so much.
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Anything you need, doctor.
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Wow.
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Okay.
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We're getting in there.
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We're not done yet.
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Alright. Go ahead and back it up.
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I guess I just wasn't expecting all this
to happen at the gyno office.
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Have you gone to gynecology school?
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I'm assuming you have not, Jack.
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No, I didn't. Have you ever researched
it before? You googled it on the
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interwebs?
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He knows what he's doing, Jack.
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Maybe if you fucked me better, we
wouldn't be here.
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You would have pregnant me already.
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I didn't say it, Jack. That wasn't me.
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You don't have to bring that up.
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That's just the medicine working.
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Don't take it personally. I'll tell you
one thing. I hate it.
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The worst doctor's visit I've ever been
on. Oh, grow up.
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Come on.
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You want to have a family, remember?
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Yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Somehow I thought I'd be more involved
in the insemination process by dad.
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Jack, it was your insemination process
that led you to my office to begin with.
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That's right. I'm fixing it for you so
that you can go back to it. I don't
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that's very fair, doctor.
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Love life's not fair.
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Yeah.
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Oh, baby.
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You have to enjoy it that much?
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Oh, you know this is my favorite.
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You wish your wife to be miserable at
the office? In order to have a good
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I didn't think... Happy or not happy,
Jack? Happy or not?
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Okay, Jack, that's all that matters.
Yeah, baby, you want me to be happy,
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you?
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You look very happy.
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I love you so much.
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I love you too.
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See that? She says it and she means it.
I don't think you mean it, Jack. Well,
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it's a little bit difficult when there's
another man's penis in my wife.
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Right there.
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Right there.
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Let's work all the edges out there. Get
that edge out there. That's the last
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angle, right, Doctor?
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Well, we'll see. We'll see.
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I'll do an examination after this angle.
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We'll see.
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Oh, fuck, baby.
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Oh, I want to taste it again.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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What does tasting it have to do with...
I thought we got plenty of tasting it. I
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love my wife.
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I love my life, too.
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It's a good life. Are you married,
Doctor?
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No.
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You're lucky.
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Oh, baby, don't be so sad.
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It's all for us, remember?
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For my family.
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As much as it takes. Yeah, baby. As much
as it takes, Jack. As much as it takes.
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Do you want to do one treatment or two?
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Oh, as many as it needs.
262
00:17:05,339 --> 00:17:07,260
I could come back every week.
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I can schedule a follow -up visit. Yes,
we need a follow -up visit, baby.
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Are you sure?
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Yeah, a thousand percent. Oh, my God.
Oh, fuck.
266
00:17:17,619 --> 00:17:20,660
Let's go ahead and flip this around so
we're hitting another angle.
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I want to get all of the angles.
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Every angle.
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Yeah.
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00:17:27,780 --> 00:17:29,060
It's the angle, Doc.
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Well, the first one's covered by your
insurance. The second one's out of
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I'm just trying to save you money, Jack.
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I'm paying for this?
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Not this one. But if we have to do a
follow -up, your plan doesn't cover a
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second visit.
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Oh, sweetie.
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Do you have a financing plan? Oh, yeah.
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Oh, baby.
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Why don't you go in and out?
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I'd rather not.
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Oh, right there. Yeah. Oh, God.
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Why did you treat a woman?
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Fuck! Oh, fuck!
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Why didn't you marry me then? Oh, fuck!
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Oh, sweetie.
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You know why I married you.
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For your money.
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What?
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Stay in the office?
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00:18:28,910 --> 00:18:31,330
Well, what happens if you stay in the
office?
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Don't worry, Jack.
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She's still going home with you.
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I'm worried about the wrong thing.
294
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What should I be worried about?
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You should be worried about making your
family happen. Because it's going to
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happen. That's right. Write that until
you just fucking come like you've never
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come before.
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Tell her to come, Jack.
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Tell her to come. She needs it.
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Do what?
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Guess what, Jack?
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Yeah? We're almost there.
303
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Okay. We've seen the final touches.
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Final touches. Final touches. Final
touches.
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00:20:16,720 --> 00:20:20,740
Thank you.
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Yes,
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give it to me.
308
00:20:26,320 --> 00:20:28,040
Yes, give it to me. Oh, yeah.
309
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Yeah.
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You ready to close up this appointment?
311
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and none of them goes inside.
312
00:21:18,590 --> 00:21:19,930
Well, I got some good news, Jack.
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I think we cleared up that blockage.
314
00:21:22,950 --> 00:21:27,630
Great news. I can't promise you that
it's going to be my kid, but I suggest
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you go home and make sweet, sweet love
to your beautiful wife.
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Yeah.
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00:21:34,070 --> 00:21:35,970
That's not the spirit. Let me get a hell
yeah.
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You're going to be a daddy.
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00:21:37,690 --> 00:21:39,890
I'm going to be a dad. We're going to be
parents.
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I'm so excited.
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I can't wait.
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Aw, thank you, doctor.
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