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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,007 --> 00:00:09,635 (rock music playing ) 2 00:00:17,117 --> 00:00:21,952 Liberate me, liberate me 3 00:00:22,989 --> 00:00:27,483 Liberate me, liberate me... 4 00:00:30,964 --> 00:00:33,831 Around the sun 5 00:00:33,900 --> 00:00:36,562 On the run 6 00:00:36,636 --> 00:00:40,094 Nothing can stop me... 7 00:00:40,173 --> 00:00:42,073 - ( loud kissing ) - Man: You've got your whole life 8 00:00:42,142 --> 00:00:43,370 - ahead of you. - Woman: Yeah. 9 00:00:43,443 --> 00:00:45,741 - People you are still gonna meet. - Woman: I know. 10 00:00:45,812 --> 00:00:48,303 Whole college experience still in front of you. 11 00:00:50,984 --> 00:00:55,546 - Woman: Mmm, you're right. - Mmm. 12 00:00:55,622 --> 00:00:57,988 Woman: You promise you're gonna write and call me? 13 00:00:58,058 --> 00:01:00,424 Hogan! Man, what the hell are you doing? 14 00:01:00,493 --> 00:01:02,757 - They're already on the Ds. - ( Hogan groans ) 15 00:01:02,829 --> 00:01:06,196 - Mm-hmm. Shit. - Mmm. 16 00:01:06,266 --> 00:01:08,097 Hello, Professor Goodbey. 17 00:01:08,168 --> 00:01:09,965 - ( moans ) - Come on. 18 00:01:10,036 --> 00:01:12,800 We gotta go. 19 00:01:12,872 --> 00:01:14,965 Gladys, I'm never gonna forget you. 20 00:01:16,042 --> 00:01:18,101 - You're so hot. - No no no. 21 00:01:18,178 --> 00:01:19,543 All right. Sorry. 22 00:01:19,612 --> 00:01:21,079 - I love you. - I love you, Gladys. 23 00:01:21,147 --> 00:01:23,581 Man over P.A.: Rebecca Gephardt. 24 00:01:26,719 --> 00:01:29,279 Indigo Goldstein. 25 00:01:29,355 --> 00:01:31,755 Thank you very much, sir. 26 00:01:31,825 --> 00:01:34,760 Liberate me... 27 00:01:34,828 --> 00:01:36,955 Dag Griffiths. 28 00:01:37,030 --> 00:01:38,930 Well done. 29 00:01:38,998 --> 00:01:40,989 - Hi! - Hey. 30 00:01:41,067 --> 00:01:44,093 - Oh, lip gloss. - Man: Chris Grizma, magna cum laude. 31 00:01:44,170 --> 00:01:45,762 ( whispering ) Hey, where were you? 32 00:01:45,839 --> 00:01:48,103 We were supposed to take pictures before the ceremony! 33 00:01:48,174 --> 00:01:51,337 - Moffy Gurner. - I know. Uh... um... 34 00:01:51,411 --> 00:01:54,141 - I'm sorry, I'm sorry. - It's okay. 35 00:01:54,214 --> 00:01:56,182 - Cindy Guilley. - Here. 36 00:01:56,249 --> 00:01:57,910 Open it and put it on. 37 00:01:57,984 --> 00:02:01,317 Oh my God. That is so sweet, Spence. 38 00:02:01,387 --> 00:02:04,185 - Man: Rebecca Hartowicz. - Oh. 39 00:02:04,257 --> 00:02:05,781 - Oh... - Man: Hello, Rebecca. 40 00:02:05,859 --> 00:02:08,089 Let me see it. ( gasps ) 41 00:02:08,161 --> 00:02:11,130 - Oh... - That's nice. 42 00:02:11,197 --> 00:02:12,994 Fuck off, Hogan! 43 00:02:13,066 --> 00:02:16,502 - Marshall Hogan lll. - That is my name. I must go. 44 00:02:16,569 --> 00:02:18,594 Shit, I think I caught my dress. Did I rip something? 45 00:02:18,671 --> 00:02:20,696 - ( flatulence ) - Oh. 46 00:02:20,773 --> 00:02:23,139 You're such an ingrate, Hogan! 47 00:02:23,209 --> 00:02:25,541 Spencey, please meet me in the quad 48 00:02:25,612 --> 00:02:28,240 after the ceremony for pictures with my family, okay? 49 00:02:28,314 --> 00:02:31,249 This is the photo that will define us for the rest of our lives-- 50 00:02:31,317 --> 00:02:33,478 where we met and fell in love. 51 00:02:34,754 --> 00:02:36,619 - ( chuckles ) - ( giggles ) 52 00:02:36,689 --> 00:02:39,886 Spencer Holmes, with honors. 53 00:02:39,959 --> 00:02:42,553 Okay, I'll see you there. I love you. 54 00:02:48,268 --> 00:02:50,236 Mmm... 55 00:02:50,403 --> 00:02:52,337 ( moans ) 56 00:02:55,241 --> 00:02:57,573 Congratulations. 57 00:02:59,546 --> 00:03:02,515 Ladies and gentlemen, meet our business class graduates. 58 00:03:13,993 --> 00:03:16,689 ( sighs ) It's just not the same as standing in the quad 59 00:03:16,763 --> 00:03:18,993 - in our cap and gown. - Oh, I'm sorry, 60 00:03:19,065 --> 00:03:21,158 - but I had to take Hogan home. - Mmm. 61 00:03:21,234 --> 00:03:23,566 You know he has a problem dumping in public bathrooms. 62 00:03:23,636 --> 00:03:23,658 - Nice image, thanks. - Okay, look. 63 00:03:26,239 --> 00:03:28,901 We have a photo in front of my childhood tree house 64 00:03:28,975 --> 00:03:31,705 I built when I was nine. Isn't that good enough? 65 00:03:31,778 --> 00:03:36,340 - It's just not the same. - ( sighs ) 66 00:03:36,416 --> 00:03:39,078 - Let's go get a drink. - Okay. 67 00:03:39,152 --> 00:03:42,087 - ( sighs ) - ( sighs ) 68 00:03:43,489 --> 00:03:46,219 Hey, can I get a beer 69 00:03:46,292 --> 00:03:48,453 and a shot of tequila and a-- 70 00:03:48,528 --> 00:03:50,792 a thumb in the ass for my girlfriend? 71 00:03:55,134 --> 00:03:57,102 Look, all our problems revolve 72 00:03:57,170 --> 00:04:00,071 around your geriatric-loving loser creep of a friend. 73 00:04:00,139 --> 00:04:02,004 And as soon as you outgrow him, the sooner you'll be 74 00:04:02,075 --> 00:04:05,875 - to reaching your potential. - Just enough with Hogan, please. 75 00:04:05,945 --> 00:04:08,243 No. No, Spencey. If you spend the rest of your life 76 00:04:08,314 --> 00:04:10,305 associating yourself with that vermin, 77 00:04:10,383 --> 00:04:12,248 you will become that vermin. 78 00:04:12,318 --> 00:04:14,377 Spencey-- hey, I love you, 79 00:04:14,454 --> 00:04:16,422 I just want what's best for you. 80 00:04:16,489 --> 00:04:18,389 - I love you too. You know-- - Mmm... 81 00:04:18,458 --> 00:04:20,585 ( woman laughing ) 82 00:04:22,295 --> 00:04:24,786 Oh my God. I'll be right back. 83 00:04:24,864 --> 00:04:26,923 Just so you know, he will not be in our wedding. 84 00:04:31,704 --> 00:04:33,137 ( laughing ) 85 00:04:33,206 --> 00:04:36,232 What is that young man doing out there with Edith? 86 00:04:36,309 --> 00:04:38,140 I never saw anybody dance like that. 87 00:04:38,211 --> 00:04:41,305 Hey, are you sure they're dancing? 88 00:04:41,381 --> 00:04:44,043 If they're not, he owes me some fucking money! 89 00:04:45,385 --> 00:04:48,479 - Hogan, what the hell are you doing? - Spence! 90 00:04:48,554 --> 00:04:51,352 - I'd like you to meet Edith Birnbaum. - Spence! 91 00:04:51,424 --> 00:04:55,758 Hello. Marshall here says I'm the hottest chick at the party. 92 00:04:55,828 --> 00:04:58,092 - What do you think? - Yeah. 93 00:04:58,164 --> 00:04:59,927 - Whoo! - Hogan, I'm sorry. 94 00:04:59,999 --> 00:05:01,933 - I gotta borrow him for one minute. - Ooh. 95 00:05:02,001 --> 00:05:04,697 - One second, we'll be right back. - What? 96 00:05:04,771 --> 00:05:06,602 Do you really think it's wise to get all grindy 97 00:05:06,673 --> 00:05:08,436 with our future boss's wife? 98 00:05:08,508 --> 00:05:11,409 Dude, she is so fucking fine and you know it! 99 00:05:11,477 --> 00:05:13,274 Look at that little tush. Look at her tushy. 100 00:05:13,346 --> 00:05:16,804 - I don't understand you. - Hey, how's the graduation boy doing? 101 00:05:16,883 --> 00:05:18,817 Hey, all right. 102 00:05:18,885 --> 00:05:20,477 Hey, thanks-- thanks for the party, Dad. 103 00:05:20,553 --> 00:05:22,646 Yeah, my pleasure, son. My pleasure. 104 00:05:22,722 --> 00:05:24,485 Yeah, Dad, thank you. You really outdid yourself. 105 00:05:25,892 --> 00:05:28,224 Just remember to mention Stan Birnbaum in your speech today. 106 00:05:28,294 --> 00:05:30,194 The guy never leaves his frigging hospital. 107 00:05:30,263 --> 00:05:32,697 He came out for your graduation because he believes in you, son. 108 00:05:32,765 --> 00:05:34,198 We'll get you at Yale Law in no time. 109 00:05:34,267 --> 00:05:36,292 Stan, it's my boy right here! Here he is! 110 00:05:36,369 --> 00:05:40,271 Stan. Nobody is more connected to Yale Law than Stan Birnbaum. 111 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:42,865 Thank you for putting in a good word for me, by the way. 112 00:05:42,942 --> 00:05:45,069 Mrs. Holmes is responsible for that, Marshall. 113 00:05:45,144 --> 00:05:47,339 Maybe you should talk to her. 114 00:05:47,413 --> 00:05:49,540 - Don't forget, Spence. - ( stomach grumbles ) 115 00:05:49,615 --> 00:05:51,515 ( burps ) 116 00:05:52,552 --> 00:05:55,680 Guess I lost that bet we had two years ago. 117 00:05:55,755 --> 00:05:58,986 - What-- what bet? - I bet you wouldn't graduate. 118 00:05:59,058 --> 00:06:01,219 Oh, yeah? Oh. 119 00:06:01,294 --> 00:06:03,421 - Okay. - Now I have to show you my tits. 120 00:06:03,496 --> 00:06:07,023 - Really? That's so great! - Mm-hmm. 121 00:06:07,100 --> 00:06:08,863 - Excuse me. - Do you wanna touch them? 122 00:06:08,935 --> 00:06:11,495 Yes. Oh! 123 00:06:11,571 --> 00:06:14,039 Hi, sweet-- oh, hello. Who's this pretty thing? 124 00:06:14,107 --> 00:06:15,404 Casey Dixon. 125 00:06:15,475 --> 00:06:18,137 Oh, aren't you just the most charming girl? 126 00:06:18,211 --> 00:06:20,441 It's nice to see you two getting along so well. 127 00:06:20,513 --> 00:06:22,447 Spencey, cake in 10 minutes. 128 00:06:22,515 --> 00:06:26,110 Thanks, Mom. Ahem, excuse me. 129 00:06:28,354 --> 00:06:31,050 - Where's Hogan? - Uh... 130 00:06:31,124 --> 00:06:34,389 I don't know. 131 00:06:34,460 --> 00:06:37,156 - ( feedback ) - Thank you all for being here today. 132 00:06:37,230 --> 00:06:40,097 First, I'd like to take this opportunity 133 00:06:40,166 --> 00:06:43,966 to thank my parents for all the love and support they've given me. 134 00:06:44,036 --> 00:06:47,870 - I couldn't be more blessed. - ( applauding ) 135 00:06:47,940 --> 00:06:50,636 I would also like to thank my girlfriend Amanda 136 00:06:50,710 --> 00:06:53,110 - for all the lov-- - Oh. Whoo-hoo! 137 00:06:53,179 --> 00:06:56,910 - ( laughs ) - I'll begin work next week 138 00:06:56,983 --> 00:07:00,077 at Birnbaum, Arthur, Hollace, Craft & Steel. 139 00:07:00,153 --> 00:07:02,451 Uh, that's Birnbaum, Hollace, 140 00:07:02,522 --> 00:07:04,854 - Arthur, Craft & Steel. - ( laughing ) 141 00:07:04,924 --> 00:07:07,119 I'm sorry. I should probably learn that. 142 00:07:07,193 --> 00:07:10,754 In any case, I am very grateful to you, Mr. Birnbaum, 143 00:07:10,830 --> 00:07:13,731 and I look forward to working for you and learning a great deal. 144 00:07:13,800 --> 00:07:16,462 - ( Edith moaning ) - What can I say? 145 00:07:16,536 --> 00:07:19,596 - I'm a very lucky man. - ( wood groans ) 146 00:07:19,672 --> 00:07:22,641 - ( screams ) - ( all gasp ) 147 00:07:27,513 --> 00:07:30,311 - Amanda: Eww. - ( murmuring ) 148 00:07:30,383 --> 00:07:33,443 - Woman: Oh my God. - Man: Busted. 149 00:07:33,519 --> 00:07:36,147 Uh... 150 00:07:36,222 --> 00:07:38,622 - Sorry. - ( clamoring ) 151 00:07:44,263 --> 00:07:46,857 ( pants ) 152 00:07:51,904 --> 00:07:54,532 - Well... - You okay? 153 00:07:54,607 --> 00:07:57,974 ...I don't think I ever actually begged a man before today. 154 00:07:58,044 --> 00:07:59,909 Well, what did Mr. Birnbaum say? 155 00:08:01,681 --> 00:08:04,616 ( choked ) I'm sorry, Spence, but, uh... 156 00:08:04,684 --> 00:08:07,847 he will no longer require your services at his firm. 157 00:08:07,920 --> 00:08:10,013 ( sighs ) 158 00:08:10,089 --> 00:08:13,650 What about me? Would he require my services? 159 00:08:15,695 --> 00:08:18,220 ( yelling ) 160 00:08:18,297 --> 00:08:20,197 Dad! Dad. 161 00:08:24,737 --> 00:08:27,205 - ( Mrs. Holmes sighs ) - ( grunts ) 162 00:08:32,879 --> 00:08:35,712 You know what, Dad? It's okay, I got accepted into Baker. 163 00:08:35,781 --> 00:08:37,248 - Maybe I should-- - Mr. Holmes: Nonsense! 164 00:08:37,316 --> 00:08:38,806 No one's heard of Baker! 165 00:08:38,885 --> 00:08:41,319 We are gonna solve this one. 166 00:08:41,387 --> 00:08:43,685 - Mm-hmm. - There's a man at the club. 167 00:08:43,756 --> 00:08:45,587 - Oh. - Barry Stack is his name. 168 00:08:45,658 --> 00:08:48,491 - He's an 18-holer, fine man. - Uh-huh. Oh... Oh! 169 00:08:48,561 --> 00:08:51,155 A Yalie and he's head of the biggest divorce firm in LA. 170 00:08:51,230 --> 00:08:53,755 - See? - Not as connected as Birnbaum, 171 00:08:53,833 --> 00:08:56,597 but that's okay. I'll make a call on your behalf. 172 00:08:56,669 --> 00:08:59,194 - Spence: Thanks, Dad. - Yeah. 173 00:08:59,272 --> 00:09:02,105 What about Marshall? 174 00:09:02,174 --> 00:09:05,371 Well, he's practically family, Fred. 175 00:09:05,444 --> 00:09:07,605 And I'm sure he's very sorry for what happened, aren't you, dear? 176 00:09:07,680 --> 00:09:11,275 Yes, I am. I really-- I truly am, ma'am-- Mom. 177 00:09:11,350 --> 00:09:14,751 Come on, Dad. Give him another chance. 178 00:09:17,356 --> 00:09:19,221 - Fine. - Spence: Yes. 179 00:09:19,292 --> 00:09:22,261 - Oh. - Fine fine fine. If he screws this up, 180 00:09:22,328 --> 00:09:23,795 - he's our punter this month. - No problem. 181 00:09:23,863 --> 00:09:28,323 And for you, son, I would be disappointed beyond repair. 182 00:09:28,401 --> 00:09:30,369 - ( stomach rumbling ) - ( burping ) 183 00:09:30,436 --> 00:09:32,404 - Spence: Dad. - Oh! 184 00:09:32,471 --> 00:09:34,564 Excuse me. 185 00:09:35,641 --> 00:09:37,768 - Yes, sir. - Oh... 186 00:09:40,846 --> 00:09:43,747 ( woman giggles ) 187 00:09:48,454 --> 00:09:51,946 ( sighs ) I'll try Mr. Stack again, all right? 188 00:09:52,992 --> 00:09:55,256 Oh, nice. 189 00:09:55,328 --> 00:09:58,764 Oh... nice. 190 00:09:58,831 --> 00:10:00,458 Beautiful. 191 00:10:00,533 --> 00:10:01,932 Good. Good good good. 192 00:10:02,001 --> 00:10:04,265 Woman over intercom: Mr. Stack, your interview is here. 193 00:10:04,337 --> 00:10:06,134 I'm coming. 194 00:10:09,342 --> 00:10:11,276 - He'll be right out. - Thank you. 195 00:10:11,344 --> 00:10:12,834 Thanks. 196 00:10:12,912 --> 00:10:15,972 You look so... refreshing today. 197 00:10:16,048 --> 00:10:18,346 And the flower is a very sweet touch. 198 00:10:18,417 --> 00:10:19,714 You look lovely. 199 00:10:21,153 --> 00:10:23,121 Stop. 200 00:10:27,026 --> 00:10:29,460 ( grunts ) 201 00:10:29,528 --> 00:10:31,519 Oh! 202 00:10:34,433 --> 00:10:37,527 You're so fucking good-looking. 203 00:10:40,206 --> 00:10:43,141 ( grunts ) Ahh. 204 00:10:43,209 --> 00:10:46,178 ( snorting ) 205 00:10:52,785 --> 00:10:55,845 - What was that? - I don't know. 206 00:10:55,921 --> 00:10:58,389 - ( club thunks ) - ( metal clangs ) 207 00:10:58,457 --> 00:11:02,052 - ( woman screams ) - ( panting ) 208 00:11:09,201 --> 00:11:11,260 Why the hell are you two just sitting there? 209 00:11:11,337 --> 00:11:13,703 Us? 210 00:11:13,773 --> 00:11:17,231 - Did you pass the bar yet? - Haven't been to law school yet, sir. 211 00:11:17,309 --> 00:11:19,573 "Oh, we haven't been to law school yet, sir." 212 00:11:19,645 --> 00:11:22,546 So you're just a couple of shit turds. 213 00:11:22,615 --> 00:11:25,015 - Excuse me? - Yes, sir, we are. 214 00:11:25,084 --> 00:11:28,178 - Do you shit turds wanna work here? - Both: Yes, sir. 215 00:11:28,254 --> 00:11:30,984 Well, then, why am l... 216 00:11:31,057 --> 00:11:34,618 Iooking for my ball and you're just sitting in there?! 217 00:11:37,563 --> 00:11:39,531 And you! 218 00:11:39,598 --> 00:11:43,227 Those plants-- they need dusting. 219 00:11:43,302 --> 00:11:46,465 - Plants? - Uh, dusting? 220 00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:49,007 Good. Good good good. 221 00:11:49,075 --> 00:11:52,067 You're hired, you're hired, you're all fucking hired! 222 00:11:52,144 --> 00:11:54,374 - ( Archibald laughing ) - Woman: He forgets sometimes 223 00:11:54,447 --> 00:11:56,813 he hired me over 15 years ago. 224 00:11:56,882 --> 00:11:58,679 Oh. 225 00:11:58,751 --> 00:12:02,152 - Is that Mr. Stack? - Oh, no. That was Mr. Archibald. 226 00:12:02,221 --> 00:12:05,713 But don't worry, he has hiring and firing privileges too. 227 00:12:05,791 --> 00:12:08,487 I'll show you where we keep the plant maintenance kit. 228 00:12:09,762 --> 00:12:12,560 Don't they have plant maintenance people for stuff like that? 229 00:12:12,631 --> 00:12:14,963 Oops. They only come once a week. 230 00:12:15,034 --> 00:12:17,468 Mr. Archibald likes it done twice. 231 00:12:17,536 --> 00:12:20,664 It's okay. Once you make partner 232 00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:22,731 you won't have to do it anymore. 233 00:12:25,177 --> 00:12:26,701 Woman over radio: Good morning, Angelenos. 234 00:12:26,779 --> 00:12:28,076 - ( clock beeping ) - It's gonna be a hot, 235 00:12:28,147 --> 00:12:30,342 muggy one out there today, busting up to the century mark. 236 00:12:31,383 --> 00:12:33,943 And on to the news. The stock market is up 12 points 237 00:12:34,019 --> 00:12:37,887 and, in sports, the LA Cougars won the WABA Championship 238 00:12:37,957 --> 00:12:39,925 - by 16 points. - ( meows ) 239 00:12:39,992 --> 00:12:43,086 And in entertainment news, it says here a '60s sex symbol... 240 00:12:43,162 --> 00:12:46,529 - ( beeping continues ) - Spence, would you get that? 241 00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:48,533 ...on Pacific Coast Highway. That's right, that's what it says. 242 00:12:51,470 --> 00:12:53,404 ( grunts ) 243 00:12:53,472 --> 00:12:55,599 You bar-flunking freak! 244 00:12:55,674 --> 00:12:58,006 Where in the hell did you get these numbers? 245 00:12:58,077 --> 00:13:00,045 I don't know. 246 00:13:01,180 --> 00:13:03,614 ( whispers ) It's that Karl guy. 247 00:13:03,682 --> 00:13:05,582 ( whispering ) You know what I heard? 248 00:13:05,651 --> 00:13:08,620 The poor bastard fucks the file cabinets to blow off steam. 249 00:13:08,687 --> 00:13:11,281 You butt-licker! 250 00:13:11,357 --> 00:13:15,623 What part of your maggot-rotten brain shit out these numbers? 251 00:13:15,694 --> 00:13:18,424 - Well, obviously, I made a mistake. - Well, obviously. 252 00:13:18,497 --> 00:13:22,524 And now Sarah Tucker's alimony is on the line! 253 00:13:22,601 --> 00:13:24,865 Better fix it-- best piece of ass I've ever had. 254 00:13:24,937 --> 00:13:27,963 - ( licks ) - Did you hear that? 255 00:13:28,040 --> 00:13:30,338 The best piece of ass he's ever had. 256 00:13:30,409 --> 00:13:32,468 Who brought you in here, anyway? 257 00:13:32,545 --> 00:13:35,946 Well, my Uncle William is a good friend of Mr. Conrad. 258 00:13:36,015 --> 00:13:39,678 Well, that's not gonna save you when you flunk the bar next month, 259 00:13:39,752 --> 00:13:42,812 because next month you're gonna be good and fired. 260 00:13:42,888 --> 00:13:45,755 - I hope not. - Good and fired! 261 00:13:47,927 --> 00:13:50,896 Karl, do you need to use the bathroom or did you already shit in your pants? 262 00:13:52,398 --> 00:13:54,127 I might have dripped a little, but, umm-- 263 00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:58,034 It wasn't a real question, you taint-licking hemorrhoid. 264 00:13:59,705 --> 00:14:02,833 - ( crying ) - These guys are fuckers. 265 00:14:04,610 --> 00:14:08,205 I gotta go get the file boxes. 266 00:14:10,249 --> 00:14:12,217 Loosen up, would you? 267 00:14:16,155 --> 00:14:18,123 ( whimpering loudly ) 268 00:14:19,225 --> 00:14:22,058 ( ballad playing ) 269 00:14:37,743 --> 00:14:40,371 Hi. 270 00:14:40,446 --> 00:14:42,414 ( gasps ) 271 00:14:42,481 --> 00:14:45,746 - Are you gay? - What? 272 00:14:45,818 --> 00:14:47,843 No. 273 00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:50,514 No... 274 00:14:50,589 --> 00:14:52,523 Whoa, big fella. Down. 275 00:14:52,591 --> 00:14:54,115 It's not polite to point in the office. 276 00:14:55,327 --> 00:14:57,454 Gonna plant that mushroom? 277 00:14:57,529 --> 00:15:00,521 A little young for me, but-- oh, for you... 278 00:15:00,599 --> 00:15:02,396 ( chuckles ) 279 00:15:02,468 --> 00:15:05,904 I have-- I have to get the file boxes. 280 00:15:05,971 --> 00:15:08,098 - Okay. - Okay. Take care of some business 281 00:15:08,173 --> 00:15:09,970 - while you're in there. - Okay. 282 00:15:10,042 --> 00:15:11,907 I'm gonna push out a little turtle head. 283 00:15:11,977 --> 00:15:13,706 - I'll meet you back in there. - All right. 284 00:15:13,779 --> 00:15:17,044 Hey hey hey! You two-- shit-turd guys-- 285 00:15:17,116 --> 00:15:21,052 get in here and get the jelly out of my toes. 286 00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:24,089 - Uh... - Mmm, mmm. 287 00:15:24,156 --> 00:15:26,886 I want you to really get in there-- under the nail. 288 00:15:26,959 --> 00:15:29,928 And give us a nice trim while you're down there. 289 00:15:32,564 --> 00:15:33,758 ( phone beeps ) 290 00:15:33,832 --> 00:15:35,265 Stack: What's going on with Doreen Wyes? 291 00:15:35,334 --> 00:15:38,667 - I gave you that lead a week ago. - I'm on it, I'm sending an employee 292 00:15:38,737 --> 00:15:40,762 over to Formosa Wednesday at 6:00, 293 00:15:40,839 --> 00:15:43,433 'cause that's where her husband meets his girlfriend. 294 00:15:43,509 --> 00:15:45,841 Stack: Took you a fucking week to figure that out?! 295 00:15:45,911 --> 00:15:48,573 There was some confusion about which restaurant. 296 00:15:48,647 --> 00:15:51,548 Whatever. Send someone fucking good this time. 297 00:15:52,718 --> 00:15:54,743 ( phone beeps ) 298 00:15:54,820 --> 00:15:57,755 - Ouch! - Sorry. Sorry. 299 00:15:57,823 --> 00:16:01,350 I-- I didn't know this was part of your body. 300 00:16:01,427 --> 00:16:03,691 ( retches ) 301 00:16:05,664 --> 00:16:08,098 Oh, that's good, that's good. That's good, that's good. 302 00:16:08,167 --> 00:16:11,432 Oh... ( chuckles ) 303 00:16:11,503 --> 00:16:13,994 Uh, anything else, sir? 304 00:16:14,073 --> 00:16:16,303 Yeah yeah, there is. 305 00:16:16,375 --> 00:16:19,708 I got to this little piece of dried-up shit turd 306 00:16:19,778 --> 00:16:22,645 that needs to be pulled out of my ass. 307 00:16:22,715 --> 00:16:25,582 Come on. ( laughing ) 308 00:16:26,618 --> 00:16:28,347 I'm kidding you! 309 00:16:30,789 --> 00:16:33,553 - Get out. - ( retches ) 310 00:16:39,031 --> 00:16:41,124 Dude, these lawyers... 311 00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:43,168 ( chuckles ) are a bunch of sweaty jackals, 312 00:16:43,235 --> 00:16:45,897 feeding off of the weak and sick 313 00:16:45,971 --> 00:16:47,962 and injured little gazelles and shit. 314 00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:51,066 I mean, do you really want one of these... scavengers 315 00:16:51,143 --> 00:16:54,010 - referring you to Yale? - Right now, 316 00:16:54,079 --> 00:16:56,172 it's the best contact I have, 317 00:16:56,248 --> 00:17:00,150 but there's no reason you should stay here. 318 00:17:00,219 --> 00:17:02,244 Where the hell am I gonna go? 319 00:17:02,321 --> 00:17:04,846 Go wherever you want. 320 00:17:04,923 --> 00:17:09,326 Spence, now you know I can't stand 321 00:17:09,395 --> 00:17:12,193 anyone that isn't a hot older woman or you. 322 00:17:12,264 --> 00:17:14,755 - ( chuckles ) - So wherever you go, I follow. 323 00:17:14,833 --> 00:17:16,994 This may sound a little weak, lame, 324 00:17:17,069 --> 00:17:19,435 - even a little gay to some people... - Yeah. 325 00:17:19,505 --> 00:17:21,905 ...but fuck it. I know what I like. 326 00:17:23,642 --> 00:17:25,735 - Hogan. - All right. 327 00:17:27,946 --> 00:17:29,504 Let's get you in Yale. 328 00:17:29,581 --> 00:17:32,209 Archibald: Karl! 329 00:17:32,284 --> 00:17:34,275 Out of my office, butt-licker! 330 00:17:38,624 --> 00:17:41,092 Hey, shit turd! 331 00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:44,391 Grab your shit-turd friend and get in here. 332 00:17:44,463 --> 00:17:46,431 ( laughing ) 333 00:17:48,634 --> 00:17:50,602 Hogan! 334 00:18:02,514 --> 00:18:04,072 Hey! 335 00:18:10,856 --> 00:18:14,758 Silver BMW 535-- it's in the parking lot 336 00:18:14,827 --> 00:18:18,126 in the golf club in Bel Air. Here's the license plate. 337 00:18:18,197 --> 00:18:20,665 Find it and slash the tires. 338 00:18:20,732 --> 00:18:23,098 Go. Now. 339 00:18:23,168 --> 00:18:25,033 Isn't that illegal? 340 00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:27,072 ( laughs ) 341 00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:30,231 Okay. No, I know that it's illegal, 342 00:18:30,309 --> 00:18:33,608 but why would you want us to do something illegal? 343 00:18:33,679 --> 00:18:35,943 Hogan: My guess would be 344 00:18:36,014 --> 00:18:38,505 that the driver has an afternoon court appearance 345 00:18:38,584 --> 00:18:40,575 that if he were to miss 346 00:18:40,652 --> 00:18:43,280 would cause him to severely fall out of favor with the judge, 347 00:18:43,355 --> 00:18:46,654 considering that it's probably over custody 348 00:18:46,725 --> 00:18:49,660 or some sticky issue like that. The judge will look more favorably 349 00:18:49,728 --> 00:18:54,529 on the party that is actually in the courtroom standing in front of him. 350 00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:57,160 Very good, shit-turd's friend. 351 00:18:59,104 --> 00:19:02,096 Now, when you're done with that, you deliver these papers to my wife. 352 00:19:02,174 --> 00:19:04,768 She's at some bake sale with her girlfriends. 353 00:19:04,843 --> 00:19:07,539 The address is on the envelope. Tell her she can have her divorce 354 00:19:07,613 --> 00:19:10,013 as long as she understands that she's now... 355 00:19:10,082 --> 00:19:12,516 totally fucked. Tell her that-- 356 00:19:12,584 --> 00:19:15,109 - verbatim. - Yes, sir. 357 00:19:15,187 --> 00:19:17,348 You're still here. Why? 358 00:19:32,871 --> 00:19:35,339 Dude, these guys make so much fucking bank here. 359 00:19:35,407 --> 00:19:36,874 - Wow. - I'm quitting my job. 360 00:19:36,942 --> 00:19:38,910 Man: Hey, assholes. 361 00:19:40,379 --> 00:19:42,472 I've been rotting here for five minutes. 362 00:19:42,548 --> 00:19:46,143 I don't wanna put you out or anything, but do you mind fetching my car?! 363 00:19:46,218 --> 00:19:49,210 ( Slavic accent ) "Studman." Studman! 364 00:19:49,288 --> 00:19:51,222 Of course, we help you. 365 00:19:51,290 --> 00:19:54,316 - I run for studs. - ( whispers ) What do we do? 366 00:19:54,393 --> 00:19:56,657 ( whispers ) I don't know. A couple of things feel good to me. 367 00:19:56,728 --> 00:19:58,696 Okay, I go fast for you now. 368 00:19:58,764 --> 00:20:00,891 A couple jerk-off valet parkers. 369 00:20:00,966 --> 00:20:02,934 So listen, I changed at the country club 370 00:20:03,001 --> 00:20:05,162 and I'll be in court within the hour. 371 00:20:05,237 --> 00:20:07,262 What the fuck are you looking at? 372 00:20:07,339 --> 00:20:09,034 Que? 373 00:20:09,107 --> 00:20:11,905 Just some valet puke giving me the stinkeye. 374 00:20:11,977 --> 00:20:13,604 Guy's a moron. 375 00:20:13,679 --> 00:20:16,671 So listen, wrap up the Chicago deal, let's get to Vegas. 376 00:20:16,748 --> 00:20:19,774 Yeah, I've got the four tee times and strippers lined up. 377 00:20:19,851 --> 00:20:22,615 No, I'm not bringing my wife. What are you talking about? 378 00:20:22,688 --> 00:20:24,679 She starting to take me to the cleaners in this divorce. 379 00:20:24,756 --> 00:20:26,883 No, I'm thinking of taking that cute little court reporter 380 00:20:26,959 --> 00:20:28,950 from the Stony case. She was pretty good orally, 381 00:20:29,027 --> 00:20:30,756 - but I tell you... - ( car tires screeching ) 382 00:20:30,829 --> 00:20:33,389 ...she had a snatch the size of the Lincoln Tunnel. 383 00:20:33,465 --> 00:20:36,229 It's like fucking a warm bucket of water. 384 00:20:36,301 --> 00:20:38,326 No, but I'll give you five... 385 00:20:40,939 --> 00:20:43,066 Wha-- what the fuck? 386 00:20:43,141 --> 00:20:45,268 ( normal voice ) It's a little sticky 387 00:20:45,344 --> 00:20:47,312 coming out of second, but other than that-- 388 00:20:47,379 --> 00:20:48,937 I'm gonna kick your face in! 389 00:20:49,014 --> 00:20:51,244 Hogan, holy shit, man! Come on, let's go! 390 00:20:51,316 --> 00:20:53,250 - Come on, go go go go go! - Ah! 391 00:20:53,318 --> 00:20:55,479 You son of a bitch! 392 00:20:57,322 --> 00:20:59,313 That was crazy, Hogan. 393 00:20:59,391 --> 00:21:02,224 I think maybe you took that one a little too far, huh? 394 00:21:02,294 --> 00:21:04,888 ( Slavic accent ) What? You have job, you do it right. 395 00:21:04,963 --> 00:21:06,430 - Okay. - Huh? 396 00:21:06,498 --> 00:21:08,125 This is it. 397 00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:09,997 Whoa. 398 00:21:10,068 --> 00:21:12,263 Gotta work on your accent, by the way. 399 00:21:12,337 --> 00:21:14,271 - Really? - It was terrible. 400 00:21:14,339 --> 00:21:16,671 I told you to prepare, you're not-- you're not getting prepared. 401 00:21:16,742 --> 00:21:19,233 - Weird, I thought I was pretty good. - You almost blew it. 402 00:21:19,311 --> 00:21:20,869 Hmm. 403 00:21:24,483 --> 00:21:27,145 - Come in. - ( women chatting ) 404 00:21:34,826 --> 00:21:37,989 Woman: I'm sure you will enjoy these. 405 00:21:38,063 --> 00:21:40,327 They come in all different kinds. 406 00:21:40,399 --> 00:21:42,526 They're like Easter eggs. 407 00:21:42,601 --> 00:21:45,365 And it will go with anything you're wearing... 408 00:21:45,437 --> 00:21:48,304 or not wearing. 409 00:21:48,373 --> 00:21:51,809 This one, my little darlings, is called "The Fire Alarm." 410 00:21:51,877 --> 00:21:55,278 And trust me, where your orgasms are concerned-- 411 00:21:55,347 --> 00:21:58,373 all of you-- this one is the four-alarm fire 412 00:21:58,450 --> 00:22:00,509 that you have been begging for. 413 00:22:00,585 --> 00:22:03,315 ( laughs ) Look at it. Isn't it cute? 414 00:22:03,388 --> 00:22:06,118 Feliney metropolitanis. 415 00:22:06,191 --> 00:22:07,317 What? 416 00:22:07,392 --> 00:22:09,622 Cougars. Everywhere. 417 00:22:09,695 --> 00:22:12,630 Oh my God, look at the variety. 418 00:22:12,698 --> 00:22:16,634 Oh my, that's a Rolls-Royce, very hard to nab. 419 00:22:16,702 --> 00:22:18,192 ...spankings! 420 00:22:18,270 --> 00:22:20,670 There's some Cadillacs, a little bit easier. 421 00:22:20,739 --> 00:22:22,366 Oh my God, a Trans Am. 422 00:22:22,441 --> 00:22:25,672 Not exactly my flavor, but definitely has appeal. 423 00:22:25,744 --> 00:22:28,212 Oh my God. My personal favorite, 424 00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:32,216 a Silver Fox. Oh, so many possibilities in one sitting. 425 00:22:32,284 --> 00:22:33,410 Down. 426 00:22:33,485 --> 00:22:36,010 Thank you very much. 427 00:22:36,088 --> 00:22:38,522 We'll have some refreshments. 428 00:22:41,927 --> 00:22:44,919 Woman: This is a private party, 429 00:22:44,996 --> 00:22:48,659 but what can I do for you two hunky hunks? 430 00:22:48,734 --> 00:22:53,034 We are Spence Holmes and Marshall Hogan lll, 431 00:22:53,105 --> 00:22:56,836 and we're looking for a Daniela Stack. 432 00:22:56,908 --> 00:22:59,240 Woman: And what is this regarding? 433 00:22:59,311 --> 00:23:02,178 Well, we work for her husband and... 434 00:23:02,247 --> 00:23:05,182 he wanted us to... 435 00:23:05,250 --> 00:23:06,877 give her this. 436 00:23:06,952 --> 00:23:10,183 Oh. Oh, then you work for my husband too. 437 00:23:10,255 --> 00:23:11,882 I'm Teddy Archibald. 438 00:23:11,957 --> 00:23:15,393 - No way. - No way. 439 00:23:15,460 --> 00:23:17,451 So... 440 00:23:17,529 --> 00:23:20,521 what exactly goes on at this sort of party? 441 00:23:20,599 --> 00:23:23,397 Well, we're just looking to spice up our libidos a little bit. 442 00:23:23,468 --> 00:23:25,732 Aha. Yeah, I see. I see. 443 00:23:25,804 --> 00:23:29,205 Edith: Marshall! What a pleasant surprise! 444 00:23:29,274 --> 00:23:30,798 Oh, hey. 445 00:23:30,876 --> 00:23:32,241 Oh. 446 00:23:32,310 --> 00:23:35,973 Ladies, meet Marshall Hogan lll. 447 00:23:36,047 --> 00:23:38,982 Our spectacular afternoon together 448 00:23:39,050 --> 00:23:41,450 became my inspiration 449 00:23:41,520 --> 00:23:44,080 for finding Lulu here 450 00:23:44,156 --> 00:23:46,488 and her "Art of Pleasure" schooling. 451 00:23:46,558 --> 00:23:48,617 Praise the clitoris, Edith. 452 00:23:48,693 --> 00:23:50,285 Yes! 453 00:23:50,362 --> 00:23:53,923 I came alive under Mr. Hogan's tutelage, 454 00:23:53,999 --> 00:23:55,830 and my life's mission 455 00:23:55,901 --> 00:23:58,461 is to help you experience 456 00:23:58,537 --> 00:24:00,437 an awakening such as mine. 457 00:24:00,505 --> 00:24:03,963 Aside from handling me so expertly, 458 00:24:04,042 --> 00:24:07,443 he suggested I switch to the Vivelle Dot 459 00:24:07,512 --> 00:24:09,776 hormone replacement therapy. 460 00:24:09,848 --> 00:24:11,611 And I must say 461 00:24:11,683 --> 00:24:14,743 it's worked wonders. 462 00:24:14,820 --> 00:24:16,788 Wonders! 463 00:24:18,356 --> 00:24:20,483 Whoo! 464 00:24:20,559 --> 00:24:23,323 Marshall. 465 00:24:23,395 --> 00:24:26,853 Perhaps you and your friend 466 00:24:26,932 --> 00:24:29,560 can help us out? 467 00:24:30,869 --> 00:24:32,962 Oh, anything. 468 00:24:33,038 --> 00:24:35,598 Well, maybe... 469 00:24:35,674 --> 00:24:38,768 you could gather a group of your friends 470 00:24:38,844 --> 00:24:41,540 who enjoy doing what you enjoy doing, 471 00:24:41,613 --> 00:24:45,640 and we could connect them 472 00:24:45,717 --> 00:24:47,878 with my friends 473 00:24:47,953 --> 00:24:51,252 who enjoy doing what I enjoy doing. 474 00:25:00,599 --> 00:25:03,033 Sounds like the cougars need their prey. 475 00:25:03,101 --> 00:25:04,796 Ooh, well said. 476 00:25:04,870 --> 00:25:06,701 We'll be in touch. 477 00:25:06,771 --> 00:25:08,898 Now, ladies, 478 00:25:08,974 --> 00:25:11,204 Lulu will take your orders here. 479 00:25:11,276 --> 00:25:13,676 Grab a clipboard. 480 00:25:15,447 --> 00:25:17,506 Cindy Conrad, 481 00:25:17,582 --> 00:25:19,914 Iet me formally introduce you 482 00:25:19,985 --> 00:25:19,985 to Spence Holmes and Marshall Hogan. 483 00:25:19,985 --> 00:25:22,180 to Spence Holmes and Marshall Hogan. 484 00:25:22,254 --> 00:25:22,254 They work for the firm. 485 00:25:22,254 --> 00:25:24,313 They work for the firm. 486 00:25:24,389 --> 00:25:24,389 Ah. So you know that ass-waxing prick that I'm married to. 487 00:25:24,389 --> 00:25:27,358 Ah. So you know that ass-waxing prick that I'm married to. 488 00:25:27,425 --> 00:25:27,425 ( all laugh ) 489 00:25:27,425 --> 00:25:29,256 ( all laugh ) 490 00:25:29,327 --> 00:25:29,327 Have you seen Daniela around? 491 00:25:29,327 --> 00:25:30,988 Have you seen Daniela around? 492 00:25:31,062 --> 00:25:31,062 They have something for her. 493 00:25:31,062 --> 00:25:33,360 They have something for her. 494 00:25:33,431 --> 00:25:33,431 Oh yeah, I dragged her here. She's inside somewhere. 495 00:25:33,431 --> 00:25:35,922 Oh yeah, I dragged her here. She's inside somewhere. 496 00:25:36,001 --> 00:25:36,001 Mmm, happy birthday to me. 497 00:25:36,001 --> 00:25:38,834 Mmm, happy birthday to me. 498 00:25:38,904 --> 00:25:43,364 If you want, I could give the papers to Daniela. 499 00:25:43,441 --> 00:25:46,308 That's okay, Teddy. I'll take them. 500 00:26:00,158 --> 00:26:01,625 Oops. 501 00:26:05,163 --> 00:26:07,631 I assume he finally signed my divorce papers? 502 00:26:07,699 --> 00:26:10,896 Yeah, um... 503 00:26:10,969 --> 00:26:13,631 and he-- he also said-- 504 00:26:13,705 --> 00:26:16,003 he said he wanted us to say... 505 00:26:17,475 --> 00:26:19,636 well, 'cause he wanted to-- 506 00:26:19,711 --> 00:26:21,406 Hello, Marshall Hogan lll. 507 00:26:21,479 --> 00:26:24,039 It's nice to see you again. And may I say 508 00:26:24,115 --> 00:26:26,777 you deserve a future of lasting happiness and peace? 509 00:26:26,851 --> 00:26:28,819 And may I also say you've probably never 510 00:26:28,887 --> 00:26:30,752 Iooked or felt better in your life, 511 00:26:30,822 --> 00:26:32,119 am I right? 512 00:26:32,190 --> 00:26:34,818 - ( laughs ) - Daniela Stack, 513 00:26:34,893 --> 00:26:37,657 this is my best friend, Spencer Holmes. 514 00:26:37,729 --> 00:26:39,663 Hi. 515 00:26:39,731 --> 00:26:41,995 Daniela Darren now. 516 00:26:42,067 --> 00:26:43,500 Nice to meet you. 517 00:26:43,568 --> 00:26:46,128 Hi. 518 00:26:46,204 --> 00:26:49,401 Hogan: Our job is done here, 519 00:26:49,474 --> 00:26:54,002 and we hope to see you again. 520 00:26:54,079 --> 00:26:56,673 I hope so. 521 00:26:56,748 --> 00:26:58,648 Hi. 522 00:27:00,218 --> 00:27:02,186 Stop saying hi. 523 00:27:03,688 --> 00:27:05,622 - Hi. - You're dehydrated. 524 00:27:05,690 --> 00:27:07,658 Bye. 525 00:27:10,762 --> 00:27:12,354 Hi. 526 00:27:22,040 --> 00:27:22,199 I mean, 527 00:27:23,875 --> 00:27:26,935 she just looked right at me and said, 528 00:27:27,012 --> 00:27:29,503 "l hope so." 529 00:27:29,581 --> 00:27:32,641 Oh my God. What am I gonna do? 530 00:27:32,717 --> 00:27:34,207 You know what you're gonna do? 531 00:27:34,285 --> 00:27:36,219 Whatever the fuck you want. 532 00:27:36,287 --> 00:27:38,448 Now, you want to be with this woman, be with this woman. 533 00:27:38,523 --> 00:27:40,855 Be with her and Amanda, who cares? Be with all of 'em. 534 00:27:40,925 --> 00:27:43,120 Yeah, Stack too. Fuck him... 535 00:27:43,194 --> 00:27:45,162 good and hard, right up the ass. 536 00:27:45,230 --> 00:27:46,697 Just fuckin' do what you want. 537 00:27:46,765 --> 00:27:48,699 - I tell you what else you're gonna do. - What? 538 00:27:48,767 --> 00:27:50,325 This Edith thing. 539 00:27:50,402 --> 00:27:53,064 Dude, right now my whole life revolves around Yale Law. 540 00:27:53,138 --> 00:27:55,038 I know, and you're going to Yale Law. 541 00:27:55,106 --> 00:27:56,698 Okay, I have no doubt about that. 542 00:27:56,775 --> 00:27:59,539 But that's, like, the future. I'm talking now, 543 00:27:59,611 --> 00:28:02,409 - and you're doing this Edith thing. - What are you talking about? 544 00:28:02,480 --> 00:28:04,004 Edith! 545 00:28:04,082 --> 00:28:05,879 Edith and the cougars! 546 00:28:05,950 --> 00:28:07,815 What? 547 00:28:07,886 --> 00:28:11,879 Wait, you want us to charge them to have sex with us? 548 00:28:11,956 --> 00:28:13,651 No. 549 00:28:13,725 --> 00:28:15,522 No. 550 00:28:15,593 --> 00:28:20,257 We charge our friends to have sex with them. 551 00:28:20,331 --> 00:28:21,821 - All right. - You see? 552 00:28:21,900 --> 00:28:24,198 Now listen. We start a little country club, okay? 553 00:28:24,269 --> 00:28:26,533 A "Cougar Club," if you will, right? 554 00:28:26,604 --> 00:28:29,334 And we charge membership fees and shit like that. 555 00:28:29,407 --> 00:28:31,568 - Is that legal? - Fuck it-- yes! 556 00:28:31,643 --> 00:28:34,237 I don't know. Who cares? 557 00:28:34,312 --> 00:28:36,542 I care! I have to. 558 00:28:36,614 --> 00:28:39,742 I, uh, no. 559 00:28:39,818 --> 00:28:41,718 - No no no no no, I can't do it. - Oh... 560 00:28:41,786 --> 00:28:44,550 - "Cougar Club." - Oh come, Spence, would you stop 561 00:28:44,622 --> 00:28:46,715 saying no to everything? 562 00:28:46,791 --> 00:28:49,919 Do you not get bored of that? Say "yes." 563 00:28:49,994 --> 00:28:53,020 Yes, 'cause it feels so good. 564 00:28:53,098 --> 00:28:56,932 Yes, because you've never taken a risk in your life, my friend. 565 00:28:57,001 --> 00:28:59,299 Yes, because Daniela Darren said, 566 00:28:59,370 --> 00:29:01,600 "l hope so"! 567 00:29:01,673 --> 00:29:04,233 Yes, because Edith Birnbaum fucking demands it. 568 00:29:04,309 --> 00:29:06,743 "Supply us nice, horny cougars 569 00:29:06,811 --> 00:29:10,247 with nice, horny young prey." 570 00:29:10,315 --> 00:29:13,409 Aw, shit. Why can't I ever say yes to you? 571 00:29:13,485 --> 00:29:18,218 Because sometimes Spencey says "no" when he means "yes." 572 00:29:18,289 --> 00:29:20,587 Thank you, Mom. 573 00:29:20,658 --> 00:29:22,592 Thanks, Mom. 574 00:29:22,660 --> 00:29:24,890 Okay, well... night. 575 00:29:24,963 --> 00:29:26,954 - Spence: Good night. - Hogan: Good night. 576 00:29:27,031 --> 00:29:29,591 Mmm! 577 00:29:32,871 --> 00:29:35,601 "Because sometimes Spencey says 'no' when he means 'yes."' 578 00:29:35,673 --> 00:29:38,938 - That was a fucking omen. - Okay okay, shut up. 579 00:29:39,010 --> 00:29:42,138 For once in your life, would you do something just for you? 580 00:29:42,213 --> 00:29:46,411 Say what you really want to say. 581 00:29:46,484 --> 00:29:49,510 How will it work? 582 00:29:50,588 --> 00:29:53,113 Hogan's voice: We'll target 100 guys to start. 583 00:29:53,191 --> 00:29:56,319 That first group will pay $500 for the first year to join, 584 00:29:56,394 --> 00:29:58,760 and any members after that will pay $1,000. 585 00:29:58,830 --> 00:30:02,664 They'll have direct access of all our cougar-sponsored events. 586 00:30:02,734 --> 00:30:06,830 Now that includes access to profiles, phone numbers-- whole thing. 587 00:30:06,905 --> 00:30:09,339 And on the women's side, Edith will be out in the wild 588 00:30:09,407 --> 00:30:13,673 gathering our hunters, marking them with the gold Cougar Club necklace. 589 00:30:13,745 --> 00:30:16,839 All of our picks will be those who strive to be with 590 00:30:16,915 --> 00:30:19,850 and who embrace the older woman, or the cougar. 591 00:30:19,918 --> 00:30:24,287 And finally, we'll save room for our one "must join." 592 00:30:24,355 --> 00:30:28,223 You tell me when, okay? You tell me when! 593 00:30:28,293 --> 00:30:31,660 You-you tell me when. 594 00:30:31,729 --> 00:30:34,892 Want a whole dance, do ya? 595 00:30:34,966 --> 00:30:37,059 You want a whole d-- 596 00:30:37,135 --> 00:30:39,865 ahh! You're looking right at me. 597 00:30:39,938 --> 00:30:42,634 ( cabinet squeaking ) 598 00:30:42,707 --> 00:30:45,267 Karl? Karl, Karl. 599 00:30:48,546 --> 00:30:50,844 How long has this disaster been going on, man? 600 00:30:50,915 --> 00:30:53,315 - Too long. - Spence: Mmm. 601 00:30:53,384 --> 00:30:55,716 We're concerned, Karl. 602 00:30:55,787 --> 00:30:58,813 Yeah. And we-- we understand your need here. 603 00:30:58,890 --> 00:31:02,257 We do, it's just maybe you and your little plastic friend 604 00:31:02,327 --> 00:31:04,659 would like to bang something other than the files? 605 00:31:04,729 --> 00:31:05,855 Like what? 606 00:31:05,930 --> 00:31:07,363 - Like a woman... - Yeah. 607 00:31:07,432 --> 00:31:08,660 ...for God's sakes. 608 00:31:08,733 --> 00:31:11,998 ( snickers ) Yeah right. 609 00:31:12,070 --> 00:31:14,265 Not just any woman-- no. 610 00:31:14,339 --> 00:31:16,398 Larry Archibald's woman. 611 00:31:16,474 --> 00:31:20,035 - His mistress? - No, dude, his wife. 612 00:31:20,111 --> 00:31:22,944 We're starting a cougar club 613 00:31:23,014 --> 00:31:24,914 for guys just like you, 614 00:31:24,983 --> 00:31:27,713 and we want you to be a member. 615 00:31:27,785 --> 00:31:29,218 You do? 616 00:31:29,287 --> 00:31:31,016 Yeah. 617 00:31:31,089 --> 00:31:33,717 Now, it's 500 bucks to join, 618 00:31:33,791 --> 00:31:35,952 but it's well worth all the access you're gonna have 619 00:31:36,027 --> 00:31:39,053 not only to Archibald's wife, but all the other wives 620 00:31:39,130 --> 00:31:41,189 and the cougar friends they're gonna bring with them. 621 00:31:41,266 --> 00:31:43,757 Yeah, but $500-- that's-- 622 00:31:43,835 --> 00:31:46,929 I mean, God, l... 623 00:31:49,007 --> 00:31:51,271 Okay, you know what? Yes, please. 624 00:31:51,342 --> 00:31:53,572 Yes, I'll-- yeah, all right. 625 00:31:53,645 --> 00:31:55,670 What's a cougar? 626 00:31:57,882 --> 00:31:59,873 - We'll explain later. - Yeah. 627 00:31:59,951 --> 00:32:03,250 Clean yourself up. We'll explain it to you. 628 00:32:03,321 --> 00:32:05,653 Here you go. Congratulations. 629 00:32:05,723 --> 00:32:07,315 Thank you. 630 00:32:10,061 --> 00:32:11,961 Here you go. 631 00:32:13,965 --> 00:32:16,763 All right, man, welcome to the club. 632 00:32:16,834 --> 00:32:19,359 - Oh thanks. - Whoa, you're hot. 633 00:32:23,808 --> 00:32:26,003 All right, welcome to the club. 634 00:32:26,077 --> 00:32:28,477 All right. 635 00:32:28,546 --> 00:32:32,744 Okay, welcome to Cougar Club. 636 00:32:32,817 --> 00:32:34,648 ( all cheer ) 637 00:32:34,719 --> 00:32:39,088 All right, now, all of your credit cards will be swiped 638 00:32:39,157 --> 00:32:41,921 at every event to ensure that all payments 639 00:32:41,993 --> 00:32:44,154 have been received. If they're not, 640 00:32:44,228 --> 00:32:47,425 you will have the opportunity to make these payments at the event. 641 00:32:47,498 --> 00:32:50,626 Now, for a little taste 642 00:32:50,702 --> 00:32:53,694 of what your new membership's gonna bring you. 643 00:32:55,273 --> 00:32:57,434 Mmm! 644 00:32:57,508 --> 00:32:59,942 ( man grunts ) 645 00:33:00,011 --> 00:33:03,447 Yeah, this little sweetie's name is lngrid Stone, 646 00:33:03,514 --> 00:33:05,846 subcategory: Ferrari. 647 00:33:05,917 --> 00:33:08,147 She's a divorc�e, 648 00:33:08,219 --> 00:33:11,154 working at one of LA's finest financial firms, 649 00:33:11,222 --> 00:33:15,215 and she enjoys the headrush she gets from a vertical 69. 650 00:33:15,293 --> 00:33:16,851 ( all chuckle ) 651 00:33:19,430 --> 00:33:22,991 ( sighs ) So, gentlemen, 652 00:33:23,067 --> 00:33:25,695 Iet the hunt begin. 653 00:33:25,770 --> 00:33:28,034 ( all cheer ) 654 00:33:31,609 --> 00:33:32,075 ( Dolly moaning ) 655 00:33:34,979 --> 00:33:37,209 Hogan: Dolly. 656 00:33:37,281 --> 00:33:40,148 - Oh God, oh... - ( Dolly squealing ) 657 00:33:40,218 --> 00:33:44,177 - Sorry, Dolly. - Don't fuckin' stop! 658 00:33:45,723 --> 00:33:49,250 Hey, shit turd, meet me in my office. 659 00:33:49,327 --> 00:33:51,989 Shouldn't I clean the bathrooms first? 660 00:33:52,063 --> 00:33:55,032 Stack: You heard me. Get in here! 661 00:33:55,099 --> 00:33:59,559 So why are you working at this firm, 662 00:33:59,637 --> 00:34:01,571 shit turd? 663 00:34:01,639 --> 00:34:04,574 Can you please stop calling me "shit turd"? 664 00:34:04,642 --> 00:34:06,906 Mmm. 665 00:34:06,978 --> 00:34:10,072 Why are you here... 666 00:34:10,148 --> 00:34:12,742 shit turd? 667 00:34:12,817 --> 00:34:17,516 I want real-world experience before I attend law school. 668 00:34:17,588 --> 00:34:20,523 Well, most people go straight to law school. Why didn't you? 669 00:34:20,591 --> 00:34:24,391 Well, I was accepted to Baker and Anderson Lee-- 670 00:34:24,462 --> 00:34:26,020 - Never heard of 'em. - Right right. 671 00:34:26,097 --> 00:34:28,861 And what school weren't you accepted to? 672 00:34:28,933 --> 00:34:31,299 Well, that would be Yale, sir. 673 00:34:31,369 --> 00:34:34,270 Now you see? That one I've heard of. 674 00:34:34,338 --> 00:34:36,533 So when I asked you why you were here, 675 00:34:36,607 --> 00:34:38,541 you didn't tell me the truth, did you? 676 00:34:38,609 --> 00:34:40,042 Oh. 677 00:34:40,111 --> 00:34:42,443 The truth is you're here 678 00:34:42,513 --> 00:34:45,812 because you need me to give you a recommendation letter 679 00:34:45,883 --> 00:34:48,545 to guarantee you acceptance into Yale. 680 00:34:48,619 --> 00:34:51,452 You're here because you're too stupid to get in on your own, 681 00:34:51,522 --> 00:34:55,288 and you need me to help do it for you. 682 00:34:55,359 --> 00:34:59,056 Now it seems your dear old dad 683 00:34:59,130 --> 00:35:03,066 is on his hands and knees ready to blow 684 00:35:03,134 --> 00:35:06,069 to make sure his shit turd of a son gets into Yale. 685 00:35:06,137 --> 00:35:11,006 Now what do you think I should tell dear old Dad? 686 00:35:14,345 --> 00:35:16,279 I don't know. 687 00:35:16,347 --> 00:35:18,508 Well, I think you should tell him 688 00:35:18,583 --> 00:35:20,676 that you're my bitch. 689 00:35:20,751 --> 00:35:23,777 And maybe if you do everything I tell you, 690 00:35:23,855 --> 00:35:27,985 your shit-turd ass might wind up in Yale. 691 00:35:30,895 --> 00:35:34,763 Who authorized you to change the locks to my house? 692 00:35:34,832 --> 00:35:37,426 You did. Read the pre-nup, sugar. 693 00:35:37,502 --> 00:35:39,834 You know I still have my things in there, don't you? 694 00:35:39,904 --> 00:35:42,099 Look, if you can't read the pre-nup, 695 00:35:42,173 --> 00:35:46,109 why don't you have your lawyer or some hack read it for you? 696 00:35:46,177 --> 00:35:48,645 Or if you want to make it easy on yourself, 697 00:35:48,713 --> 00:35:51,648 just stay married to me. 698 00:35:51,716 --> 00:35:53,650 I'd rather be dead. 699 00:35:53,718 --> 00:35:56,482 And by the way, 700 00:35:56,554 --> 00:35:58,215 this box of lingerie... 701 00:36:00,291 --> 00:36:02,282 not mine, 702 00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:05,659 you son of a bitch. 703 00:36:10,401 --> 00:36:12,369 ( Stack sniffs ) 704 00:36:13,905 --> 00:36:17,170 Don't you have a toilet bowl to lick dry? 705 00:36:17,241 --> 00:36:19,607 Yeah. Yup. 706 00:36:29,787 --> 00:36:33,154 - Dolly: Are you okay? - Go. Go. 707 00:36:33,224 --> 00:36:34,851 Go go. 708 00:36:36,994 --> 00:36:38,825 Dolly: What's-- what's going on? 709 00:36:38,896 --> 00:36:40,693 ( car alarm beeps ) 710 00:36:43,568 --> 00:36:46,560 Hey. Hi. 711 00:36:47,838 --> 00:36:49,829 What you did back there was... 712 00:36:49,907 --> 00:36:52,501 was good. It was really good, 713 00:36:52,577 --> 00:36:56,172 and I just want you to know that... 714 00:36:56,247 --> 00:36:58,340 if you need a place to stay, 715 00:36:58,416 --> 00:37:01,715 you can stay at my house. Let me give you my number. 716 00:37:01,786 --> 00:37:05,187 That's very sweet, but I'm staying with a friend. 717 00:37:05,256 --> 00:37:07,554 Nice to see you again, Spence. 718 00:37:07,625 --> 00:37:10,219 Wait wait wait, um... 719 00:37:10,294 --> 00:37:14,230 Would it be totally inappropriate to invite you to dinner? 720 00:37:14,298 --> 00:37:18,257 I just don't think I'm ready to see anybody right now. 721 00:37:20,271 --> 00:37:22,296 Thanks for asking. 722 00:37:22,373 --> 00:37:24,307 It's nice to be asked. 723 00:37:34,952 --> 00:37:38,285 I just invited her to stay at my parents' house. 724 00:37:39,824 --> 00:37:43,157 Wow. What am I doing? 725 00:37:47,164 --> 00:37:48,791 ( grunts ) 726 00:37:48,866 --> 00:37:50,333 Archibald just called me. 727 00:37:50,401 --> 00:37:52,665 He's screaming for a foot scrub. 728 00:37:52,737 --> 00:37:55,137 - ( siren wails ) - I told him you'd be right up. 729 00:37:57,241 --> 00:37:58,674 ( grunts ) 730 00:37:58,743 --> 00:38:00,438 And stay away from the wives! 731 00:38:00,511 --> 00:38:03,139 Present, future, uh... past. 732 00:38:03,214 --> 00:38:04,977 Got it, dick hole? 733 00:38:08,486 --> 00:38:10,283 - Come on, Karl. - Karl: Okay. 734 00:38:10,354 --> 00:38:11,446 - Let's go. - All right. 735 00:38:11,522 --> 00:38:13,319 So good, they don't know shit about Cougar Club. 736 00:38:13,391 --> 00:38:15,154 - No, but we gotta be careful. - ( squeals ) 737 00:38:15,226 --> 00:38:17,251 Their antennas are up, all of their antennas are up. 738 00:38:17,328 --> 00:38:19,296 - 'Night, boys. - Good night, my little carnation. 739 00:38:19,363 --> 00:38:21,263 Oh! ( giggles ) 740 00:38:21,332 --> 00:38:23,266 Hogan? 741 00:38:23,334 --> 00:38:24,801 Thank you, baby. 742 00:38:24,869 --> 00:38:26,666 Hey. 743 00:38:29,073 --> 00:38:31,541 Is Conrad's wife hot? I don't remember. 744 00:38:31,609 --> 00:38:34,669 Yeah, but she's like 38. 745 00:38:34,745 --> 00:38:37,441 Oh. Little young for me. I'll do her anyway, 746 00:38:37,515 --> 00:38:39,949 that way Karl here can do Archibald's wife, 747 00:38:40,017 --> 00:38:42,008 I'll hit Conrad's, you can hit Stack's. 748 00:38:42,086 --> 00:38:44,111 - Cool. - I'm not hitting Stack's wife. 749 00:38:44,188 --> 00:38:46,122 I don't even know what I'm doing with Stack's wife. 750 00:38:46,190 --> 00:38:47,782 - You can do it. - ( car honks ) 751 00:38:47,858 --> 00:38:49,382 Spence: Oh shit. 752 00:38:49,460 --> 00:38:52,293 ( pop music playing ) 753 00:38:52,363 --> 00:38:55,526 Hi. Did you lose my number? 754 00:38:55,599 --> 00:38:58,591 - No. - Get in. 755 00:38:59,904 --> 00:39:03,203 There you go. See you at home. 756 00:39:04,241 --> 00:39:06,175 ( growls ) 757 00:39:08,112 --> 00:39:09,636 - Hi. - Hi. 758 00:39:09,714 --> 00:39:13,548 - Ah. This is a nice surprise. - Mm-hmm. 759 00:39:14,585 --> 00:39:17,520 You are the boys, I'm just a girl 760 00:39:17,588 --> 00:39:20,056 We're not the same, we're from different worlds 761 00:39:20,491 --> 00:39:23,392 You think you're smart but you're no fun 762 00:39:23,461 --> 00:39:28,398 How hard is it to fall in love? 763 00:39:28,466 --> 00:39:30,400 Boys... 764 00:39:30,468 --> 00:39:32,868 So, why are you avoiding me? 765 00:39:32,937 --> 00:39:36,873 I'm-- I'm not. I just-- work has been really-- 766 00:39:36,941 --> 00:39:40,104 If you have something important to say to me, then just say it. 767 00:39:40,177 --> 00:39:42,372 - ( turns off music ) - Amanda, I don't. 768 00:39:42,446 --> 00:39:46,348 I just-- just wanna go in and go to sleep. 769 00:39:46,417 --> 00:39:48,749 Fine, let's go in and go to sleep. 770 00:39:48,819 --> 00:39:52,687 Can't sleep with you at my parents' house. 771 00:39:52,757 --> 00:39:54,691 That's right. 772 00:39:54,759 --> 00:39:57,023 That's why I think you should move in with me. 773 00:39:57,094 --> 00:39:58,356 Oh, Amanda. 774 00:39:58,429 --> 00:40:01,023 We are ready for that next step, Spencey-- 775 00:40:01,098 --> 00:40:04,261 our first apartment. And I'm even willing to cover the rent, 776 00:40:04,335 --> 00:40:07,065 because I know you'll be facing enormous law-school bills 777 00:40:07,138 --> 00:40:10,266 and I know my assistance to you will be paid back to me tenfold 778 00:40:10,341 --> 00:40:12,809 once you're out of law school and we're married! 779 00:40:12,877 --> 00:40:13,969 Wow, Amanda-- 780 00:40:14,044 --> 00:40:16,444 It'll be like that movie, "Pay It Forward," with Kevin Spacey. 781 00:40:16,514 --> 00:40:19,210 You'll be Helen Hunt, I'll be Kevin Spacey. 782 00:40:19,283 --> 00:40:21,478 Okay, I didn't see that one. Amanda, look, I think we-- 783 00:40:21,552 --> 00:40:24,282 - Spencey, I love you. - I love you too. 784 00:40:24,355 --> 00:40:25,879 ( chuckles ) It's just, I'm not-- 785 00:40:25,956 --> 00:40:27,446 Shh shh shh shh. 786 00:40:27,525 --> 00:40:29,550 Just think about it. 787 00:40:29,627 --> 00:40:31,959 It's perfect. Okay? 788 00:40:32,029 --> 00:40:33,428 - Kiss. - Okay. 789 00:40:33,497 --> 00:40:34,725 Lip gloss, though. 790 00:40:34,799 --> 00:40:36,630 All right. 791 00:40:36,700 --> 00:40:38,668 ( gardener whistling "Battle Hymn of the Republic" ) 792 00:40:48,379 --> 00:40:51,212 - ( sighs ) - ( music blaring ) 793 00:40:53,484 --> 00:40:57,147 Four-leaf clover. Agh! 794 00:40:58,923 --> 00:41:00,390 Here we go. 795 00:41:01,926 --> 00:41:03,450 You boys sleep tight. 796 00:41:03,527 --> 00:41:05,518 - Thanks, Mom. - Thanks, Mom. 797 00:41:05,596 --> 00:41:08,588 See, you think Amanda's gonna do shit like this for you? 798 00:41:08,666 --> 00:41:10,293 What are you doing? 799 00:41:10,367 --> 00:41:12,460 What? This is avocado and banana. 800 00:41:12,536 --> 00:41:14,197 You use this stuff, you never go bald. 801 00:41:14,271 --> 00:41:15,465 - Really? - Yup. 802 00:41:15,539 --> 00:41:17,530 - It's tingling. - Is it supposed to? 803 00:41:17,608 --> 00:41:18,768 I don't know. 804 00:41:18,843 --> 00:41:21,937 So, what's the deal again with Mrs. Birnbaum? 805 00:41:22,012 --> 00:41:24,537 Okay, now Edith's gonna get a 10% fee 806 00:41:24,615 --> 00:41:27,482 for supplying us with hundreds of hot cougars. 807 00:41:27,551 --> 00:41:29,610 - Totally worth it. - All right. 808 00:41:29,687 --> 00:41:31,712 - Wow. - Did you give her the divorc�e files 809 00:41:31,789 --> 00:41:33,222 - from the office? - Yes. 810 00:41:33,290 --> 00:41:35,622 And she's totally set up for success. Now, all we need 811 00:41:35,693 --> 00:41:37,160 is one kick-ass party 812 00:41:37,228 --> 00:41:40,061 to get the word-of-mouth we kind of need to expand here. 813 00:41:40,130 --> 00:41:42,621 And I want to go all the way with this Cougar Club thing. 814 00:41:42,700 --> 00:41:46,534 I'm talking lnternet, magazines, calendars. 815 00:41:46,604 --> 00:41:49,471 I want to go full-on, nationwide organization. 816 00:41:49,540 --> 00:41:51,474 - It's burning! Burning now! - Man, you should really 817 00:41:51,542 --> 00:41:52,839 - just wash that out. - Yes! 818 00:41:52,910 --> 00:41:55,572 - Hoo! - ( shower running ) 819 00:41:55,646 --> 00:41:58,410 So, where should our first party be? 820 00:41:59,550 --> 00:42:01,711 Marshall, I just don't know how to thank you for this. 821 00:42:01,785 --> 00:42:04,549 Barnaby's in Manhattan Beach is one of our absolute favorites. 822 00:42:04,622 --> 00:42:05,589 Isn't it, Fred? 823 00:42:05,656 --> 00:42:07,521 Oh no, are you kidding me? Thank you 824 00:42:07,591 --> 00:42:09,718 for letting me show my gratitude to you two. 825 00:42:09,793 --> 00:42:11,693 Oh, isn't that sweet, Fred? 826 00:42:11,762 --> 00:42:13,525 - Okay, come on. - ( stomach growling ) 827 00:42:13,597 --> 00:42:15,724 - Hey, what are you guys doing tonight? - Let's go. 828 00:42:15,799 --> 00:42:17,562 Tonight's gonna be a big night actually, 829 00:42:17,635 --> 00:42:19,830 - 'cause we have a meeting of all... - Wow! 830 00:42:19,904 --> 00:42:22,338 - Might have a few people over... - Oh. 831 00:42:22,406 --> 00:42:24,101 ...watch some movies, play some games. 832 00:42:24,174 --> 00:42:26,574 - Naked Marco Polo. - That sounds nice. 833 00:42:26,644 --> 00:42:28,407 Well, there are plenty of sodas in the fridge. 834 00:42:28,479 --> 00:42:30,413 - Awesome. - Have a good time. 835 00:42:30,481 --> 00:42:32,381 Thanks, Mom. 836 00:42:33,417 --> 00:42:35,408 Come on, honey. 837 00:42:35,486 --> 00:42:38,887 Do you have any idea how much hot cougar ass is gonna be here tonight? 838 00:42:38,956 --> 00:42:41,390 Completely out of control. 839 00:42:41,458 --> 00:42:43,926 All three of the bosses' wives are gonna be represented. 840 00:42:43,994 --> 00:42:46,292 - ( sighs ) - ( car engine turns over ) 841 00:42:46,363 --> 00:42:48,058 - Wow. - Operation Bosses'-wife-Fuck 842 00:42:48,132 --> 00:42:50,396 is definitely a go. 843 00:42:50,467 --> 00:42:52,901 Bye-bye! 844 00:42:54,705 --> 00:42:56,639 - Okay, calm down. - Yeah, okay. 845 00:42:56,707 --> 00:42:59,437 - Seriously, calm down. - Man: Roll, bitches! 846 00:42:59,510 --> 00:43:01,102 One two three four 847 00:43:01,178 --> 00:43:03,408 ( rock music playing ) 848 00:43:06,383 --> 00:43:08,647 Loaded cougar motherfuckers! 849 00:43:08,719 --> 00:43:11,745 Comin' atcha... 850 00:43:20,831 --> 00:43:23,959 Teddy Archibald. 851 00:43:24,034 --> 00:43:26,764 Hey, you look ravishing tonight. 852 00:43:26,837 --> 00:43:28,896 - Doesn't she, guys? - Well, thank you, Hogan. 853 00:43:28,973 --> 00:43:30,634 Oh, you're so welcome. 854 00:43:30,708 --> 00:43:32,733 Who's your little friend? 855 00:43:32,810 --> 00:43:36,371 Teddy Archibald, I'd like you to meet Karl Dessler. 856 00:43:38,082 --> 00:43:39,913 Hello, Karl. 857 00:43:39,984 --> 00:43:42,179 Hi... ah! 858 00:43:42,252 --> 00:43:44,220 ( laughs ) Hey! 859 00:43:46,657 --> 00:43:48,454 I'm not sure she's even a woman. 860 00:43:48,525 --> 00:43:51,255 Uh, I'm not sure he'll even notice. 861 00:43:51,328 --> 00:43:52,625 Mm, you're right. 862 00:43:52,696 --> 00:43:54,425 ( woman laughing ) 863 00:43:54,498 --> 00:43:56,489 Whoo! 864 00:43:56,567 --> 00:43:59,502 Cindy Conrad is here. 865 00:43:59,570 --> 00:44:01,504 Oh. 866 00:44:01,572 --> 00:44:04,166 - I remember now, Trans Am. - Uh-huh. 867 00:44:04,241 --> 00:44:07,438 Hogan: Let's go get reacquainted. 868 00:44:07,511 --> 00:44:09,843 Holy shit, she's here. I can't-- 869 00:44:09,913 --> 00:44:12,279 Spence, no. Hey, come on. 870 00:44:12,349 --> 00:44:14,749 Don't puss out now. 871 00:44:15,853 --> 00:44:18,879 Oh, Cindy Conrad. 872 00:44:18,956 --> 00:44:20,048 Wow. 873 00:44:20,124 --> 00:44:22,058 - Marshall Hogan. - Hi. 874 00:44:22,126 --> 00:44:23,718 - It's so good to see you again. - Yeah. 875 00:44:23,794 --> 00:44:26,422 Wanna fuck? 876 00:44:30,534 --> 00:44:32,058 ( gasps ) 877 00:44:34,738 --> 00:44:36,535 Okay. 878 00:44:37,941 --> 00:44:39,909 ( both giggling ) 879 00:44:44,581 --> 00:44:46,776 - Hi, Spence. - Hi. 880 00:44:50,154 --> 00:44:53,555 Can l, uh, get you a drink or... 881 00:44:53,624 --> 00:44:55,854 anything? Yeah. 882 00:44:55,926 --> 00:44:58,224 Do you mind if l...? 883 00:44:58,295 --> 00:45:00,661 Thanks. 884 00:45:00,731 --> 00:45:02,562 So... 885 00:45:02,633 --> 00:45:05,227 how's it going? 886 00:45:05,302 --> 00:45:08,738 Never better. He's dating someone he thinks he could marry, 887 00:45:08,806 --> 00:45:11,502 so I'm hearing less from him, which is great. 888 00:45:11,575 --> 00:45:13,509 Can I ask you something? 889 00:45:13,577 --> 00:45:15,568 "Why did I marry him in the first place?" 890 00:45:15,646 --> 00:45:18,444 No no no, I didn't mean to pry, it's just that... 891 00:45:18,515 --> 00:45:22,281 you are too beautiful and smart 892 00:45:22,352 --> 00:45:24,912 and nice to be married to a guy like him. 893 00:45:24,988 --> 00:45:27,718 I won't miss the way you're looking at me right now. 894 00:45:27,791 --> 00:45:30,589 Everyone looks at me that way, even when they hear he's my husband. 895 00:45:30,661 --> 00:45:33,596 - I feel bad for you. - Well don't, 896 00:45:33,664 --> 00:45:35,461 because I kinda hate that. 897 00:45:35,532 --> 00:45:37,932 I'm not a victim. I left. 898 00:45:39,837 --> 00:45:43,864 Look, Cindy dragged me here tonight, 899 00:45:43,941 --> 00:45:45,602 but it's really not my scene. 900 00:45:45,676 --> 00:45:47,871 I'm not into a meaningless relationship 901 00:45:47,945 --> 00:45:51,346 with some guy who wasn't even born before disco. 902 00:45:52,382 --> 00:45:54,213 Excuse me. 903 00:45:54,284 --> 00:45:56,184 Wait. 904 00:46:13,137 --> 00:46:15,435 Peek-a-boo. 905 00:46:15,506 --> 00:46:17,906 - Trans... - Mmm! 906 00:46:17,975 --> 00:46:20,944 ...am. ( giggles ) 907 00:46:21,011 --> 00:46:22,273 Uh-oh. 908 00:46:22,346 --> 00:46:25,076 - Watcha doin' down there? - Hide... 909 00:46:25,149 --> 00:46:26,343 and seek. 910 00:46:26,416 --> 00:46:29,112 ( sings ) What is she doing? 911 00:46:29,186 --> 00:46:31,677 - She's in there. - ( both laugh ) 912 00:46:32,990 --> 00:46:34,855 Uh-oh! Can l... 913 00:46:37,361 --> 00:46:39,261 Ow! 914 00:46:39,329 --> 00:46:41,627 Ah! 915 00:46:43,066 --> 00:46:45,193 ( Karl pants, yelps ) 916 00:46:45,269 --> 00:46:47,032 Sorry about the bed. 917 00:46:47,104 --> 00:46:50,471 The... king size is on back order, 918 00:46:50,541 --> 00:46:52,509 so... 919 00:46:52,576 --> 00:46:54,271 Do you and Hogan share a room? 920 00:46:54,344 --> 00:46:55,936 What? 921 00:46:56,013 --> 00:46:59,278 No. No no no no. 922 00:46:59,349 --> 00:47:00,714 Nope. 923 00:47:01,885 --> 00:47:03,352 - Mm. - Mm. 924 00:47:03,420 --> 00:47:05,513 ( Karl moaning ) 925 00:47:15,432 --> 00:47:17,900 ( Cindy laughing ) 926 00:47:17,968 --> 00:47:19,367 Mm-- ow. 927 00:47:19,436 --> 00:47:21,336 How do you feel... 928 00:47:25,742 --> 00:47:27,539 about feet? 929 00:47:36,753 --> 00:47:37,845 Ow. 930 00:47:44,494 --> 00:47:46,655 Mm, oh! 931 00:47:46,730 --> 00:47:48,254 Oh, just... 932 00:47:48,332 --> 00:47:51,358 - it's so hard, just need a minute. - Okay okay. 933 00:47:52,803 --> 00:47:54,771 ( Cindy moaning ) 934 00:47:57,674 --> 00:48:00,541 ( Cindy panting ) 935 00:48:03,347 --> 00:48:06,316 Shh shh. 936 00:48:09,653 --> 00:48:11,518 Okay. 937 00:48:11,588 --> 00:48:13,886 - No more "shush." - I'm ready. 938 00:48:13,957 --> 00:48:17,120 I know, I can feel it. 939 00:48:17,194 --> 00:48:18,923 - Ooh! - Mm. 940 00:48:18,996 --> 00:48:21,521 - So young. - Yeah, so young. 941 00:48:21,598 --> 00:48:22,758 So young. 942 00:48:37,281 --> 00:48:40,580 ( Teddy moaning ) 943 00:48:40,651 --> 00:48:42,881 Oh yeah! 944 00:48:42,953 --> 00:48:44,318 Take your time! 945 00:48:51,862 --> 00:48:54,660 You know that if you smack my ass, it doesn't move. 946 00:48:55,699 --> 00:48:57,633 Yeah. Go ahead. 947 00:48:57,701 --> 00:48:59,396 Smack it. 948 00:48:59,469 --> 00:49:01,664 Punch it if you want to. Go ahead. 949 00:49:01,738 --> 00:49:05,003 Smack it! Smack it! 950 00:49:06,043 --> 00:49:08,273 - Okay? - Whoo! Ha ha ha! 951 00:49:08,345 --> 00:49:10,540 Wah! 952 00:49:12,983 --> 00:49:14,416 Mommy. 953 00:49:14,484 --> 00:49:18,580 Drop your panties to the floor 954 00:49:18,655 --> 00:49:21,818 - Come on... - Wanna do it again? 955 00:49:21,892 --> 00:49:23,757 Drop your panties... 956 00:49:23,827 --> 00:49:25,089 Yep. 957 00:49:25,162 --> 00:49:27,960 Drop your panties to the floor 958 00:49:28,031 --> 00:49:30,659 To the floor, to the floor 959 00:49:30,734 --> 00:49:32,998 Drop your panties 960 00:49:33,070 --> 00:49:36,233 - Drop your panties... - ( horn honks ) 961 00:49:42,012 --> 00:49:45,379 Holy shit. 962 00:49:45,449 --> 00:49:47,576 It's my parents. 963 00:49:49,619 --> 00:49:52,782 Spencer, you're a 22-year-old man. You're allowed to have sex. 964 00:49:52,856 --> 00:49:55,324 No no, it's not-- it's not the sex part. 965 00:49:55,392 --> 00:49:57,724 It's the-- the party part. 966 00:50:04,134 --> 00:50:06,125 Holy shit, it's Barry. 967 00:50:06,203 --> 00:50:08,728 - What? - Barry, my ex-husband. 968 00:50:08,805 --> 00:50:10,136 Your boss! 969 00:50:10,207 --> 00:50:13,040 Fuck! Don't move. 970 00:50:13,110 --> 00:50:15,442 Stay here until I get back. 971 00:50:22,486 --> 00:50:24,579 - Nice place. - Oh, thanks. 972 00:50:25,922 --> 00:50:28,686 Mom and Dad are home, and they're with Barry Stack. 973 00:50:28,759 --> 00:50:29,748 - Fuck! - Fuck! 974 00:50:29,826 --> 00:50:32,260 Go outside, make sure everyone stays out of the fuckin' house. 975 00:50:32,329 --> 00:50:34,524 Yeah. Go go go go. 976 00:50:34,598 --> 00:50:37,897 - Go go go go go go! - Come on! 977 00:50:37,968 --> 00:50:39,697 ( mutters ) 978 00:50:39,770 --> 00:50:41,704 ( woman moaning ) 979 00:50:45,409 --> 00:50:48,606 Oh, come on. Are you kidding me? 980 00:50:48,678 --> 00:50:50,873 Take it outside! 981 00:50:52,082 --> 00:50:54,107 Fred: Okay, here we... come on. 982 00:50:54,184 --> 00:50:55,515 Here we are. 983 00:50:55,585 --> 00:50:57,849 Mom, Dad! Mr. Stack! 984 00:50:57,921 --> 00:51:00,082 Wow, what a surprise. Well, this is great. 985 00:51:00,157 --> 00:51:02,216 Look who we ran into at Barnaby's, huh? 986 00:51:02,292 --> 00:51:04,692 He was at a wedding reception in the outside garden. 987 00:51:04,761 --> 00:51:06,524 - Oh, it was stunning. - Oh, I see, I see. 988 00:51:06,596 --> 00:51:10,555 I thought-- I thought you and Mom were gonna spend the night, but...? 989 00:51:10,634 --> 00:51:13,467 - Well... - Oh, your dad had a touch of diarrhea. 990 00:51:13,537 --> 00:51:15,767 So let's-- let's just go sit in the living room. 991 00:51:15,839 --> 00:51:18,637 Uh, the living room, Mom, that's a great idea. 992 00:51:18,708 --> 00:51:22,701 No no, nonsense, nonsense. The living room's for Yale-bred. 993 00:51:22,779 --> 00:51:24,713 Men talk in the den. 994 00:51:24,781 --> 00:51:27,272 - Hmm? - Mmm. 995 00:51:27,350 --> 00:51:29,716 Ah! Now we're talking, huh? 996 00:51:29,786 --> 00:51:31,083 Oh-- whoa! 997 00:51:31,154 --> 00:51:33,145 Fred: Watch your step there. 998 00:51:34,958 --> 00:51:36,619 - Mom: Okay now, Fred, - Yeah? 999 00:51:36,693 --> 00:51:38,786 I'm gonna go get you your little orange miracle-worker. 1000 00:51:38,862 --> 00:51:40,489 Anybody for coffee or bundt cake? 1001 00:51:40,564 --> 00:51:42,225 - Fantastic. - You know what, Mom? 1002 00:51:42,299 --> 00:51:45,427 Why don't you stay here and I'll go get the coffee... 1003 00:51:45,502 --> 00:51:47,060 Oh honey, no, you sit. 1004 00:51:47,137 --> 00:51:48,900 Honey, Dad and Mr. Stack are gonna talk 1005 00:51:48,972 --> 00:51:50,667 about your recommendation letter to Yale. 1006 00:51:50,740 --> 00:51:53,072 - You stay. - It would be inappropriate 1007 00:51:53,143 --> 00:51:56,840 for me to try to influence Mr. Stack directly. 1008 00:51:56,913 --> 00:51:58,505 Fred: No no no, sit sit sit. 1009 00:51:58,582 --> 00:51:59,810 Excuse me. 1010 00:52:00,884 --> 00:52:04,012 He's an... impetuous kid, you know? 1011 00:52:18,568 --> 00:52:21,366 - Mo-- Mom! - Oh honey! Didn't know you were here. 1012 00:52:21,438 --> 00:52:24,305 Sweetheart, would you look in the fridge and get that bundt cake? 1013 00:52:24,374 --> 00:52:25,341 Sure, absolutely. 1014 00:52:25,408 --> 00:52:27,774 - Oh, and a can of whipped cream. - Uh... 1015 00:52:27,844 --> 00:52:30,677 - I don't see it. - Really, I know I bought some. 1016 00:52:30,747 --> 00:52:32,874 - ( can spraying ) - Oh good, you found it. 1017 00:52:32,949 --> 00:52:34,917 I knew I bought that. 1018 00:52:40,056 --> 00:52:43,219 - ( spraying ) - Honey, is that your tummy? 1019 00:52:43,293 --> 00:52:45,955 Yeah yeah, I think I have a touch of what Dad has. 1020 00:52:46,029 --> 00:52:48,020 Oh, sweetheart, is there burning in your anus? 1021 00:52:48,098 --> 00:52:49,565 Yep yep, just a little bit. 1022 00:52:49,633 --> 00:52:51,498 Well, maybe you need one of Dad's little orange pills. 1023 00:52:51,568 --> 00:52:54,230 Yeah, you know what? I'm just gonna let it pass. 1024 00:52:54,304 --> 00:52:55,293 - You sure? - Yes. 1025 00:52:55,372 --> 00:52:57,203 - That's a good idea. - Well, all right. 1026 00:52:57,274 --> 00:52:58,901 You know where they are. Come on, sweetheart, 1027 00:52:58,975 --> 00:53:00,966 follow me with that bundt cake. Let's go. 1028 00:53:01,044 --> 00:53:02,705 Yeah, we don't want to keep them waiting. 1029 00:53:02,779 --> 00:53:04,303 I know. 1030 00:53:04,381 --> 00:53:06,315 ( whispering ) Get the fuck out of here! 1031 00:53:06,383 --> 00:53:08,078 - Gesundheit. - Thank you. 1032 00:53:08,151 --> 00:53:11,177 ( music playing ) 1033 00:53:12,322 --> 00:53:14,347 - Here we go. - Ah, here. 1034 00:53:14,424 --> 00:53:16,153 - ( laughs ) - All right. 1035 00:53:16,226 --> 00:53:18,217 Yeah, beautiful beautiful. 1036 00:53:18,295 --> 00:53:20,263 - ( water splashes outside ) - Oh. 1037 00:53:20,330 --> 00:53:24,357 Wow. Hogan's got a hell of a Marco Polo game going on. 1038 00:53:24,434 --> 00:53:27,232 Marco Polo-- it's still popular, isn't it? 1039 00:53:27,304 --> 00:53:29,329 You sit-- you sit there, honey. 1040 00:53:29,406 --> 00:53:32,204 So Barry was telling me there that... 1041 00:53:32,275 --> 00:53:35,506 you are quite the ambitious, hard-working employee. 1042 00:53:35,579 --> 00:53:38,742 And you've got quite the aptitude for the law. 1043 00:53:38,815 --> 00:53:40,942 - That-- that's great, Spence. - Yeah. 1044 00:53:41,017 --> 00:53:42,882 - Here you go, Barry. - Thanks, Mr. Stack. 1045 00:53:42,953 --> 00:53:45,080 - Yeah. - ( belches ) 1046 00:53:45,155 --> 00:53:46,452 - Oh. - ( stomach growling ) 1047 00:53:46,523 --> 00:53:49,856 Oh, that sounds like it's really deep in your cavity, honey. 1048 00:53:49,926 --> 00:53:52,918 - Just give me the pill, honey. - Ooh. 1049 00:53:52,996 --> 00:53:55,123 ( music playing ) 1050 00:54:01,004 --> 00:54:03,973 - ( whispering ) What are you doing? - I'm in Cougar Club. 1051 00:54:04,040 --> 00:54:05,598 Right, and rule number one of Cougar Club 1052 00:54:05,675 --> 00:54:07,302 is you don't fucking talk about Cougar Club! 1053 00:54:07,377 --> 00:54:09,106 Now take her back to your place. 1054 00:54:09,179 --> 00:54:13,411 All the beauty in the world 1055 00:54:13,483 --> 00:54:15,610 All the beauty in the world... 1056 00:54:28,331 --> 00:54:30,595 - ( all laughing ) - I'm so glad that we... 1057 00:54:30,667 --> 00:54:33,261 - Hi! - Amanda. 1058 00:54:33,336 --> 00:54:34,997 - Where were you? - What are you doing here? 1059 00:54:35,071 --> 00:54:36,834 - What? - We were supposed to go 1060 00:54:36,906 --> 00:54:39,636 on the horseback ride from Beachwood Canyon to Glendale. 1061 00:54:39,709 --> 00:54:41,142 How could you forget that? 1062 00:54:41,211 --> 00:54:44,305 - It was sunset. - Oh. 1063 00:54:44,381 --> 00:54:47,509 Yeah, I'm sorry. I had a meeting here 1064 00:54:47,584 --> 00:54:52,078 with my boss. Mr. Stack, this is my girlfriend, Amanda. 1065 00:54:52,155 --> 00:54:55,249 Yeah, except you didn't know I was gonna be here tonight. 1066 00:54:55,325 --> 00:54:57,156 How very nice to meet you, Amanda. 1067 00:54:57,227 --> 00:54:59,161 I'm Barry Stack. 1068 00:54:59,229 --> 00:55:00,594 Is this true, Spencey? 1069 00:55:00,664 --> 00:55:03,531 It's, um-- what was the question? 1070 00:55:03,600 --> 00:55:06,933 Well, obviously you didn't invite me to your party. 1071 00:55:07,003 --> 00:55:09,267 I mean, apparently I'm just a little too young. 1072 00:55:09,339 --> 00:55:11,136 All the women out there are really old. 1073 00:55:11,207 --> 00:55:13,698 Why are you partying with a bunch of 50-year-olds? 1074 00:55:13,777 --> 00:55:16,177 Are you into old ladies, Spencey? 1075 00:55:16,246 --> 00:55:18,441 What? No. 1076 00:55:18,515 --> 00:55:20,312 I-- I don't know what she's talking about. 1077 00:55:20,383 --> 00:55:24,149 I-l-l-l-I I don't know-- I don't know how to thank you enough, Barry, 1078 00:55:24,220 --> 00:55:27,678 for this letter of recommendation. It just means the world to us. 1079 00:55:27,757 --> 00:55:29,520 No thanks necessary, Fred. 1080 00:55:29,592 --> 00:55:31,355 Anyway, after all is said and done, 1081 00:55:31,428 --> 00:55:34,363 I think Spencey's gonna earn that letter. 1082 00:55:34,431 --> 00:55:37,229 Of course-- of course-- of course he is. Of course, of course. 1083 00:55:45,442 --> 00:55:47,501 Let's go. Let's... 1084 00:55:52,148 --> 00:55:54,139 Oh. 1085 00:55:54,217 --> 00:55:56,208 Good night, Spence. 1086 00:55:56,286 --> 00:55:58,914 - Spence, what's going on? - It's not-- 1087 00:55:58,988 --> 00:56:00,853 Isn't she a little old for Marco Polo? 1088 00:56:00,924 --> 00:56:02,414 Daniela, wait! 1089 00:56:02,492 --> 00:56:05,256 Spence? Spence! 1090 00:56:07,597 --> 00:56:11,033 I had no idea he would be here, I swear. 1091 00:56:11,101 --> 00:56:12,398 Don't go. 1092 00:56:12,469 --> 00:56:14,528 Spence, I'm sorry. You're a really nice guy, 1093 00:56:14,604 --> 00:56:16,538 but I don't want anything here, okay? 1094 00:56:16,606 --> 00:56:18,938 - Come on, can't we just talk about it? - Good night, Spence. 1095 00:56:19,008 --> 00:56:20,737 What the--? 1096 00:56:20,810 --> 00:56:23,108 You're not over him yet, are you? 1097 00:56:23,179 --> 00:56:24,373 Spence? 1098 00:56:24,447 --> 00:56:27,280 Are you having a relationship with this old lady? 1099 00:56:28,818 --> 00:56:32,254 Oh my Go-- you know, I would expect this from Hogan, okay? 1100 00:56:32,322 --> 00:56:35,018 He's-- he's sick! But you? 1101 00:56:35,091 --> 00:56:37,924 Amanda, not now, just go home. 1102 00:56:37,994 --> 00:56:40,588 - Daniela, wait! - ( gasps ) 1103 00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:45,831 You're a fucker, Spence! 1104 00:57:06,222 --> 00:57:09,157 Good morning, guys. Your applicants are here. 1105 00:57:09,225 --> 00:57:11,216 ( whispering ) What? 1106 00:57:11,294 --> 00:57:12,761 They're not supposed to come here. 1107 00:57:12,829 --> 00:57:14,421 Thank you very much, sweetheart. 1108 00:57:14,497 --> 00:57:16,931 I think we can take it from here. Gentlemen? 1109 00:57:18,334 --> 00:57:20,734 So, tell us why 1110 00:57:20,804 --> 00:57:23,170 you want to be members of Cougar Club. 1111 00:57:23,239 --> 00:57:26,072 Well, it's like-- I've been fantasizing 1112 00:57:26,142 --> 00:57:28,667 about my mom's friends for a long time. 1113 00:57:29,746 --> 00:57:31,737 - So has he. - Mm-hmm. 1114 00:57:31,815 --> 00:57:33,874 Right. Welcome. 1115 00:57:35,051 --> 00:57:37,611 - Yeah, okay. - Thanks. 1116 00:57:37,687 --> 00:57:41,088 - Congratulations. - Why don't you guys read these over? 1117 00:57:41,157 --> 00:57:43,648 A couple times. Get the hell out of here. 1118 00:57:51,100 --> 00:57:55,002 That's 345 and 346. We've more than tripled our membership. 1119 00:57:55,071 --> 00:57:57,301 It's just like you said. 1120 00:57:57,373 --> 00:57:59,466 - La-la-la! - You know I don't like that. 1121 00:57:59,542 --> 00:58:01,669 - What? - This, gross. 1122 00:58:01,744 --> 00:58:05,874 So I look at the question and the answer just seems to pop into my head. 1123 00:58:05,949 --> 00:58:08,509 And I've been here so many times before, 1124 00:58:08,585 --> 00:58:11,213 - and I go blank, so-- - Oh! Okay okay. 1125 00:58:11,287 --> 00:58:14,313 ( clears throat ) Is it a foot? 1126 00:58:14,390 --> 00:58:15,652 Mm-hmm. 1127 00:58:17,594 --> 00:58:19,858 Oh hell no. 1128 00:58:19,929 --> 00:58:22,329 No, try it, it's good. 1129 00:58:22,398 --> 00:58:25,561 Have you tried the toenail? It's a secret ingredient. 1130 00:58:25,635 --> 00:58:27,500 What the...? What is this? 1131 00:58:27,570 --> 00:58:29,868 Guys, I passed the bar. 1132 00:58:29,939 --> 00:58:32,373 - No, you didn't! - I did. 1133 00:58:32,442 --> 00:58:33,807 Way to go, man. 1134 00:58:33,877 --> 00:58:35,310 ( grunts ) 1135 00:58:35,378 --> 00:58:37,369 I couldn't have done it without you guys. 1136 00:58:37,447 --> 00:58:39,142 - Oh. - Cougar Club-- 1137 00:58:39,215 --> 00:58:41,513 I swear-- changed my life. 1138 00:58:41,584 --> 00:58:43,677 - That's sweet, man. - lsn't he sweet? 1139 00:58:43,753 --> 00:58:46,551 - It's true. - Oh. 1140 00:58:46,623 --> 00:58:48,022 Hey, okay. 1141 00:58:48,091 --> 00:58:49,524 Okay, all right, Karl. 1142 00:58:49,592 --> 00:58:51,150 ( laughs ) 1143 00:58:51,227 --> 00:58:53,821 Have some celebratory cake. 1144 00:58:53,897 --> 00:58:57,560 Well well well. Congratulations, butt-licker. 1145 00:58:57,634 --> 00:58:59,158 Thanks, Mr. Archibald. 1146 00:58:59,235 --> 00:59:01,066 ( grunts ) 1147 00:59:02,772 --> 00:59:05,536 And your wife. Thank her for me too. 1148 00:59:06,609 --> 00:59:08,577 Stack: Attention shit turd 1149 00:59:08,645 --> 00:59:10,374 and shit-turd's friend. 1150 00:59:10,446 --> 00:59:13,040 Put down the fucking snacks and get in here. 1151 00:59:13,116 --> 00:59:17,177 Oh, and a special congratulations to douche bag. 1152 00:59:17,253 --> 00:59:20,450 I never thought you'd pass. 1153 00:59:24,027 --> 00:59:25,756 He knew my name. 1154 00:59:31,034 --> 00:59:34,128 ( door opens, closes ) 1155 00:59:56,960 --> 00:59:59,121 Assignment time. 1156 00:59:59,195 --> 01:00:01,993 I need you shit turds to go to L Oberman's house with a camera. 1157 01:00:02,065 --> 01:00:03,760 His address is in the folder. 1158 01:00:03,833 --> 01:00:06,165 I have knowledge he does hookers by the pool 1159 01:00:06,235 --> 01:00:07,600 on Wednesdays at 3:00. 1160 01:00:07,670 --> 01:00:09,900 Take pictures and bring them back to me. 1161 01:00:09,973 --> 01:00:11,497 Go! 1162 01:00:12,642 --> 01:00:14,166 You are aware, sir-- 1163 01:00:14,243 --> 01:00:16,734 Are you speaking to me? 1164 01:00:16,813 --> 01:00:19,611 - It's not what-- - ( speaks gibberish ) 1165 01:00:27,757 --> 01:00:29,850 Spence? 1166 01:00:29,926 --> 01:00:32,258 By the way, I was wondering if you were able 1167 01:00:32,328 --> 01:00:34,694 to finish my letter of recommendation? 1168 01:00:34,764 --> 01:00:37,631 Not yet, shit turd. 1169 01:00:37,700 --> 01:00:40,669 Do you know when you might be able to finish it? Because I really-- 1170 01:00:40,737 --> 01:00:43,035 You'll know when you're fucking looking at it! 1171 01:00:43,106 --> 01:00:45,438 Okay! Yeah. 1172 01:00:45,508 --> 01:00:47,669 We will know that when we're looking at it. 1173 01:00:47,744 --> 01:00:49,609 We look forward to that. 1174 01:00:49,679 --> 01:00:51,704 ( whispers ) Don't kill the asshole yet. 1175 01:00:51,781 --> 01:00:53,578 ( door opens, closes ) 1176 01:00:56,853 --> 01:01:00,084 Look what I found in shit-turd friend's backpack. 1177 01:01:01,424 --> 01:01:03,187 "Cougar Club"? 1178 01:01:03,259 --> 01:01:04,817 Hmm. 1179 01:01:06,429 --> 01:01:09,227 I think our wives are involved in this. 1180 01:01:09,298 --> 01:01:11,596 ( girls hooting, splashing ) 1181 01:01:13,569 --> 01:01:15,332 ( camera clicking ) 1182 01:01:18,908 --> 01:01:22,036 I can't believe she's still in love with that fucking guy. 1183 01:01:23,279 --> 01:01:25,247 Why won't she call me back? 1184 01:01:25,314 --> 01:01:27,544 Conrad's wife won't stop calling me. 1185 01:01:27,617 --> 01:01:28,811 It's like, "Dude, 1186 01:01:28,885 --> 01:01:30,750 Ieave me the fuck alone." 1187 01:01:30,820 --> 01:01:32,583 ( camera clicking ) 1188 01:01:34,991 --> 01:01:38,051 Your mind should be dug out and studied, man. 1189 01:01:38,127 --> 01:01:40,027 Why? 1190 01:01:40,096 --> 01:01:42,223 I know what I like. 1191 01:01:42,298 --> 01:01:45,563 Oh, ladies, I gotta go pull on my bow. 1192 01:01:47,670 --> 01:01:49,001 Spence: What is that? 1193 01:01:49,072 --> 01:01:53,839 That, my friend, is a gold lam� banana hammock. 1194 01:01:53,910 --> 01:01:55,571 No. 1195 01:01:55,645 --> 01:01:58,637 No, that's a bow and arrow. 1196 01:02:03,953 --> 01:02:06,114 Gardener: Ay, caramba. 1197 01:02:10,159 --> 01:02:11,649 Oh shit. 1198 01:02:15,665 --> 01:02:18,259 - ( boys grunting ) - Who the fuck? 1199 01:02:29,512 --> 01:02:31,343 ( groaning ) 1200 01:02:36,018 --> 01:02:39,044 Oh, sorry, shit turds. 1201 01:02:39,122 --> 01:02:41,352 I heard you got banged up a little, 1202 01:02:41,424 --> 01:02:44,791 but the firm really appreciates you going that extra mile. 1203 01:02:44,861 --> 01:02:48,456 And hey, I'll write that letter of recommendation 1204 01:02:48,531 --> 01:02:49,828 real soon. 1205 01:02:53,169 --> 01:02:54,602 - Everyone's paid up. - Okay. 1206 01:02:54,670 --> 01:02:56,297 - Cool cool cool. - Thanks for checking, Karl. 1207 01:02:56,372 --> 01:02:57,964 - You all right? - Yeah. Ahem. 1208 01:03:01,043 --> 01:03:02,635 Hello, Cougar Club. 1209 01:03:02,712 --> 01:03:04,680 ( cheering ) 1210 01:03:08,084 --> 01:03:11,576 All right, nice to see you guys showed up here today. 1211 01:03:11,654 --> 01:03:14,646 Let's talk about it. 1212 01:03:14,724 --> 01:03:16,589 How great was pool party? 1213 01:03:16,659 --> 01:03:18,854 ( cheering ) 1214 01:03:22,698 --> 01:03:25,462 How about Film-Your-Own- Threesome Thursdays? 1215 01:03:27,737 --> 01:03:30,297 I'm gonna take it down a notch here 1216 01:03:30,373 --> 01:03:32,534 because some of you are a little skittish about this one-- 1217 01:03:32,608 --> 01:03:34,838 you're regretting it now-- a little something called 1218 01:03:34,911 --> 01:03:38,574 "Midnight Graveyard Cougar Hunt." 1219 01:03:42,785 --> 01:03:44,446 Oh yeah! 1220 01:03:44,520 --> 01:03:48,149 All right, all right. So now, as all of you know, 1221 01:03:48,224 --> 01:03:50,818 September 19th 1222 01:03:50,893 --> 01:03:55,159 is our big Cougar Club extravaganza 1223 01:03:55,231 --> 01:03:57,028 in Beverly Hills. 1224 01:03:57,099 --> 01:04:00,330 That's right. Okay, guys, 1225 01:04:00,403 --> 01:04:02,530 so it just comes down to this-- simple. 1226 01:04:02,605 --> 01:04:05,699 Don't be pussies, take care of your cougars, 1227 01:04:05,775 --> 01:04:07,265 'cause they take care of you. 1228 01:04:09,579 --> 01:04:12,514 ( all chanting ) Cougar cougar cougar... 1229 01:04:12,582 --> 01:04:15,949 ( girl hooting ) 1230 01:04:27,163 --> 01:04:28,892 Hello, BMW. 1231 01:04:32,568 --> 01:04:34,934 Nice. A Lexus. 1232 01:04:36,439 --> 01:04:40,273 Ah. Miss Cadillac. Very nice. 1233 01:04:40,343 --> 01:04:43,403 Ooh. ( growls ) Jaguar. 1234 01:04:43,479 --> 01:04:46,243 - Spence: Oh yeah. - Hogan: Come over and sort you out. 1235 01:04:46,315 --> 01:04:48,442 ( growls ) 1236 01:04:50,353 --> 01:04:53,015 Oh shit, it's the Trans Am. Hide me. 1237 01:04:53,089 --> 01:04:54,886 Hey, Hogan. 1238 01:04:54,957 --> 01:04:58,051 Still ain't moving, baby. Yeow! 1239 01:04:58,127 --> 01:04:59,822 Look at that. 1240 01:05:01,998 --> 01:05:04,523 - Hey. - You know it, I'll show it. 1241 01:05:04,600 --> 01:05:06,067 Whoo! 1242 01:05:07,803 --> 01:05:10,772 - Welcome. - Guess Daniela didn't come with her. 1243 01:05:10,840 --> 01:05:13,934 Okay, Cameron, pay up. 1244 01:05:14,010 --> 01:05:15,944 ATM's inside. Here you go. 1245 01:05:16,012 --> 01:05:18,572 Tried to run one by Karl? Not gonna happen, pal. 1246 01:05:18,648 --> 01:05:20,411 He's got eyes like a hawk. 1247 01:05:22,285 --> 01:05:25,413 Look at her. Here she comes, there she goes. 1248 01:05:25,488 --> 01:05:27,979 ( hip-hop music playing ) 1249 01:05:38,668 --> 01:05:40,533 Hey! 1250 01:05:52,581 --> 01:05:56,142 Karl. Karl. Did you-- you swipe this guy in? 1251 01:05:56,218 --> 01:05:57,845 Ooh! 1252 01:05:58,888 --> 01:06:02,016 No, l-- no, I don't know how he got in here. 1253 01:06:02,091 --> 01:06:03,820 - No. - Cougar crasher. 1254 01:06:03,893 --> 01:06:06,521 ( making lewd noises ) 1255 01:06:07,563 --> 01:06:10,123 Well, look at you, baby. Hey. 1256 01:06:10,199 --> 01:06:12,167 Um, can I see your Cougar card? 1257 01:06:12,234 --> 01:06:13,633 Cougar card? 1258 01:06:14,670 --> 01:06:17,104 I'm gonna have to pull him away for a sec, will you excuse us? 1259 01:06:17,173 --> 01:06:18,162 Sure. 1260 01:06:18,240 --> 01:06:20,674 This is a private party, and I'm really sorry, members only. 1261 01:06:20,743 --> 01:06:22,677 - You're gonna have to go. - Come on, man. 1262 01:06:22,745 --> 01:06:27,273 That girl, she wants me. I can get with her in like five minutes. 1263 01:06:27,350 --> 01:06:30,376 Well, unfortunately, only members get that chance. 1264 01:06:30,453 --> 01:06:31,613 Members only. 1265 01:06:31,687 --> 01:06:34,019 Well, what do I got to do to become a member? 1266 01:06:34,090 --> 01:06:37,856 Well, I mean, there's a whole extensive screening process. 1267 01:06:37,927 --> 01:06:40,623 My partner and l have to interview you... 1268 01:06:40,696 --> 01:06:42,220 And then if they approve, 1269 01:06:42,298 --> 01:06:46,166 - then you pay a fee of like-- - $3,000 to join, 1270 01:06:46,235 --> 01:06:48,965 and then there is individual fees for each event. 1271 01:06:49,038 --> 01:06:50,665 Great, I've interviewed. 1272 01:06:50,740 --> 01:06:54,005 I just won like, five grad cash at one of the lndian casinos. 1273 01:06:54,076 --> 01:06:57,512 I'll slide that your way, and then I'll be a member. 1274 01:06:57,580 --> 01:06:59,878 Okay. 1275 01:06:59,949 --> 01:07:03,043 - $5,000? - Come here. Come here! 1276 01:07:03,119 --> 01:07:05,019 - Okay. Okay. - Okay. 1277 01:07:05,087 --> 01:07:09,046 Let's-- just hold on just a second, Cindy. 1278 01:07:09,125 --> 01:07:10,490 Hold. 1279 01:07:10,559 --> 01:07:13,084 Meet my partner, we'll finish this transaction, all right? 1280 01:07:13,162 --> 01:07:14,424 - All right. - Right this way. 1281 01:07:14,497 --> 01:07:16,988 - After you, sir. Please, after you. - That's fine. 1282 01:07:17,066 --> 01:07:18,556 Attaboy. 1283 01:07:26,275 --> 01:07:29,176 What the hell are you doing over here, man? 1284 01:07:29,245 --> 01:07:31,543 - I can't fuckin' believe it. - What? 1285 01:07:31,614 --> 01:07:33,707 Spence: She's here with him. 1286 01:07:33,783 --> 01:07:36,047 Oh damn. 1287 01:07:36,118 --> 01:07:37,585 I'm so sorry, man. 1288 01:07:37,653 --> 01:07:39,917 Look, just real quick, I got something I got to ask you. 1289 01:07:39,989 --> 01:07:41,616 - Now? - Yeah, just two seconds. 1290 01:07:41,690 --> 01:07:45,126 There's this guy here and he's willing to pay five grand tonight 1291 01:07:45,194 --> 01:07:47,458 to join Cougar Club. What do you think? 1292 01:07:47,530 --> 01:07:49,862 Spence, what do you think? 1293 01:07:49,932 --> 01:07:51,900 - It's-- it's fine. - Yeah? 1294 01:07:51,967 --> 01:07:53,400 - Yeah. - Okay, cool. 1295 01:07:53,469 --> 01:07:55,096 Damn, so sorry. 1296 01:07:55,171 --> 01:07:56,695 - Okay. - Yes, sir. 1297 01:07:56,772 --> 01:07:58,865 - Now look, my friend is busy here. - Okay. 1298 01:07:58,941 --> 01:08:00,636 Okay? But he's gonna give you a shot... 1299 01:08:00,709 --> 01:08:02,074 - Oh. -...on this, all right? 1300 01:08:02,144 --> 01:08:03,873 - One shot. - Wow. 1301 01:08:03,946 --> 01:08:07,712 So-- so basically I give you this... 1302 01:08:07,783 --> 01:08:11,810 5,000 bucks and I get to go nail that hottie? 1303 01:08:12,988 --> 01:08:15,752 You are a charmer. Yeah, you get to nail that cougar. 1304 01:08:15,825 --> 01:08:18,123 - Cougar. Eh... - Cougar. 1305 01:08:18,194 --> 01:08:19,627 Cougar. 1306 01:08:19,695 --> 01:08:20,821 Nice. 1307 01:08:22,231 --> 01:08:24,062 It's there. 1308 01:08:24,133 --> 01:08:26,727 - Welcome to Cougar Club. - All right. 1309 01:08:26,802 --> 01:08:28,167 Welcome to Cougar Club, man. 1310 01:08:28,237 --> 01:08:29,261 - Ow! - Hey, what are you-- 1311 01:08:29,338 --> 01:08:31,966 - What the hell? - I'm Detective John Butler. 1312 01:08:32,041 --> 01:08:33,838 You're both under arrest for pandering. 1313 01:08:33,909 --> 01:08:35,274 - What? - Beat it, douche bag. 1314 01:08:35,344 --> 01:08:36,834 Oh my... God, he knew my name! 1315 01:08:36,912 --> 01:08:38,436 Butler: You both have the right to remain silent. 1316 01:08:38,514 --> 01:08:40,311 - Anything you say... - Policeman: Turn around. 1317 01:08:40,382 --> 01:08:42,179 ...can and will be used against you. 1318 01:08:42,251 --> 01:08:45,778 - Blah blah blah blah blah... - No way, not the shit turds. 1319 01:08:45,855 --> 01:08:49,291 Officer, these boys work for me. Why are they being arrested? 1320 01:08:49,358 --> 01:08:50,757 - Butler: Pandering. - ( Stack gasps ) 1321 01:08:50,826 --> 01:08:53,351 Wow, you think you know people. 1322 01:08:53,429 --> 01:08:56,125 You hear that, honey? Pandering! 1323 01:08:56,198 --> 01:09:00,157 Should I put that in your recommendation letter, Spencey? 1324 01:09:02,338 --> 01:09:04,067 Whoo! 1325 01:09:08,177 --> 01:09:11,169 Here's your car, boys! 1326 01:09:13,249 --> 01:09:15,615 Amanda said if I kept associating with you, 1327 01:09:15,684 --> 01:09:17,777 it would eventually destroy me, and she was right. 1328 01:09:17,853 --> 01:09:19,718 Oh, so, this is all my fault? 1329 01:09:19,788 --> 01:09:21,722 I did all this by myself? 1330 01:09:21,790 --> 01:09:23,621 'Cause you were there. You said, "Fine." 1331 01:09:23,692 --> 01:09:26,286 I wasn't even looking at you when I said it. 1332 01:09:26,362 --> 01:09:28,694 Obviously, I had other things on my mind. 1333 01:09:28,764 --> 01:09:31,164 Do you not see how much I lose in this thing? 1334 01:09:31,233 --> 01:09:33,531 Is that not perfectly clear to you? 1335 01:09:33,602 --> 01:09:37,299 Yale? Totally fucked. My job? Fucked. 1336 01:09:37,373 --> 01:09:39,307 Oh, what, I didn't lose my job? 1337 01:09:39,375 --> 01:09:40,967 - ( laughs ) - No, I didn't lose my job? 1338 01:09:41,043 --> 01:09:43,170 Don't even pretend that meant anything to you, 1339 01:09:43,245 --> 01:09:46,009 because you don't have to care about anything, Hogan. 1340 01:09:46,081 --> 01:09:48,242 You have no responsibilities, no obligations, 1341 01:09:48,317 --> 01:09:50,547 no one breathing down your fucking neck every day of your life 1342 01:09:50,619 --> 01:09:52,746 demanding you do something acceptable so their friends 1343 01:09:52,821 --> 01:09:55,255 won't think badly of them when they're asked about you. 1344 01:09:55,324 --> 01:09:56,916 You don't even live in your own house. 1345 01:09:56,992 --> 01:09:58,550 - You know what your problem is? - What? 1346 01:09:58,627 --> 01:10:00,185 You're a fucking pussy, Spence. Yeah. 1347 01:10:00,262 --> 01:10:03,493 You let people breathe down your neck and tell you what you should feel 1348 01:10:03,566 --> 01:10:06,865 and what you should be and what you should do with your life. 1349 01:10:06,936 --> 01:10:09,200 My advice: Grow up, and be a man. 1350 01:10:09,271 --> 01:10:11,364 All right, you know what? I'm done. 1351 01:10:14,076 --> 01:10:16,772 Uh, hey... 1352 01:10:16,845 --> 01:10:20,508 You know, I've always, I've always wondered 1353 01:10:20,583 --> 01:10:23,916 what it would be like to have my dick in a man. 1354 01:10:23,986 --> 01:10:25,817 ( laughs ) 1355 01:10:27,523 --> 01:10:30,720 ( siren wails ) 1356 01:10:46,175 --> 01:10:48,234 I can explain. 1357 01:10:50,613 --> 01:10:52,581 Just get in. 1358 01:11:02,458 --> 01:11:04,551 Come on, let's go. 1359 01:11:04,627 --> 01:11:07,152 You, stay. 1360 01:11:31,587 --> 01:11:34,681 Man on TV: So goodbye, Susie. Goodbye. 1361 01:11:34,757 --> 01:11:36,452 - Jack. - Goodbye. 1362 01:11:36,525 --> 01:11:38,652 Jack, please. 1363 01:11:38,727 --> 01:11:41,287 Jack! Don't do this. 1364 01:11:46,869 --> 01:11:49,167 All right, Will, what do you have for me? 1365 01:11:49,238 --> 01:11:52,696 Will: Next, State of California versus Holmes 1366 01:11:52,775 --> 01:11:54,868 and Hogan lll. 1367 01:12:08,290 --> 01:12:10,690 Representing ourselves, are we? 1368 01:12:33,282 --> 01:12:34,715 Uh-huh. 1369 01:12:34,783 --> 01:12:36,341 You're late, counsel. 1370 01:12:36,418 --> 01:12:38,010 Yes. Yes, uh... 1371 01:12:38,087 --> 01:12:40,021 How do your clients plead? 1372 01:12:40,089 --> 01:12:42,421 I think I have that. 1373 01:12:42,491 --> 01:12:44,356 Uh, just-- 1374 01:12:44,426 --> 01:12:45,688 - Not guilty, dude. - Not guilty. 1375 01:12:45,761 --> 01:12:47,786 Not guilty, dude. 1376 01:12:48,997 --> 01:12:51,158 Very well. 1377 01:12:51,233 --> 01:12:54,134 Your court date will be set for... 1378 01:12:55,471 --> 01:12:58,201 three weeks from today... 1379 01:12:58,273 --> 01:12:59,672 dude. 1380 01:12:59,742 --> 01:13:01,266 - ( bangs gavel ) - Next. 1381 01:13:06,815 --> 01:13:09,545 Hey-- hey, don't worry. 1382 01:13:09,618 --> 01:13:11,245 I've done all the research. 1383 01:13:11,320 --> 01:13:15,620 I think I can convince the judge to drop the charges. 1384 01:13:15,691 --> 01:13:18,182 See? 1385 01:13:18,260 --> 01:13:20,558 Karl, your shoes don't match. 1386 01:13:22,598 --> 01:13:24,395 Oh, fuck! 1387 01:13:24,466 --> 01:13:26,764 I hope the judge didn't notice. 1388 01:13:26,835 --> 01:13:28,769 Oh shit. I've gotta get back to work. 1389 01:13:28,837 --> 01:13:30,532 Archibald's gonna be on my ass. 1390 01:13:30,606 --> 01:13:33,131 Uh, bye. I'll see you later, Hogan. 1391 01:13:34,643 --> 01:13:37,544 Ah! Ha-ha! Hee-hee! 1392 01:13:37,613 --> 01:13:39,706 Think he was a wise choice for an attorney? 1393 01:13:39,782 --> 01:13:41,750 - He's a free choice. - Yeah. 1394 01:13:41,817 --> 01:13:43,648 See, it won't close. That's the problem. 1395 01:13:45,654 --> 01:13:47,918 - So how are you? - Good. 1396 01:13:47,990 --> 01:13:52,290 Yeah, I'm moving in with Amanda this weekend. 1397 01:13:52,361 --> 01:13:53,794 - Really? - Yeah. 1398 01:13:53,862 --> 01:13:56,160 She's been really supportive. 1399 01:13:56,231 --> 01:13:57,698 - Wow. - Yeah. 1400 01:13:58,734 --> 01:14:02,295 - Is that really what you want? - I don't know, Hogan. 1401 01:14:02,371 --> 01:14:06,569 I need to go to law school and get something going with my life. 1402 01:14:06,642 --> 01:14:08,837 - Yeah, well-- - Yeah. 1403 01:14:08,911 --> 01:14:11,038 Bye, Hogan. 1404 01:14:17,586 --> 01:14:19,679 ( cheering on TV ) 1405 01:14:27,830 --> 01:14:29,127 Hey, Karl. 1406 01:14:29,198 --> 01:14:30,529 Hey. 1407 01:14:38,740 --> 01:14:40,799 Another one of those in the freezer? 1408 01:14:40,876 --> 01:14:42,810 Yeah, the Salisbury steak, it's all yours. 1409 01:14:42,878 --> 01:14:45,403 Nice distance. 1410 01:14:55,624 --> 01:14:59,685 So did the three-headed monster give you any shit about taking a long lunch? 1411 01:14:59,761 --> 01:15:01,353 - ( beeps ) - Karl: No. 1412 01:15:01,430 --> 01:15:03,364 There was other stuff going on. 1413 01:15:06,602 --> 01:15:08,627 What other stuff? 1414 01:15:08,704 --> 01:15:11,036 What, they know-- they know you're a member? 1415 01:15:11,106 --> 01:15:13,040 - No. - What? 1416 01:15:13,108 --> 01:15:15,702 No way. They know about you and Archibald's wife? 1417 01:15:15,777 --> 01:15:18,974 No, they know about you and Conrad's wife. 1418 01:15:19,047 --> 01:15:20,412 - Shut up. - Yeah. 1419 01:15:22,417 --> 01:15:24,681 Yeah, I heard him say he's gonna divorce her, 1420 01:15:24,753 --> 01:15:27,347 and then he spent the rest of the day trying to find out 1421 01:15:27,422 --> 01:15:29,583 if you owned a car. 1422 01:15:29,658 --> 01:15:31,023 And when he found out you didn't, 1423 01:15:31,093 --> 01:15:33,391 he said it was a good thing, 'cause if you did, he'd find it, 1424 01:15:33,462 --> 01:15:35,555 plant a bomb in it, and quote, 1425 01:15:35,631 --> 01:15:37,531 "blow you beyond dental records." 1426 01:15:37,599 --> 01:15:39,396 He said that? 1427 01:15:39,468 --> 01:15:41,265 - Uh-huh. - ( laughs ) 1428 01:15:41,336 --> 01:15:43,668 Well, that's a fucking bona fide terrorist threat, 1429 01:15:43,739 --> 01:15:45,570 punishable by like, 25 years. 1430 01:15:45,641 --> 01:15:47,939 I don't know. I could look it up. I don't know. 1431 01:15:48,010 --> 01:15:49,841 Think you could get him to say it again? 1432 01:15:49,912 --> 01:15:51,539 I don't know. 1433 01:15:51,613 --> 01:15:54,707 No, I know you don't know, but if I sent you in there with a body wire, 1434 01:15:54,783 --> 01:15:57,684 you could provoke him into repeating it, couldn't you, Karl? 1435 01:15:57,753 --> 01:16:00,244 Oh God. I don't know. I mean-- 1436 01:16:00,322 --> 01:16:02,415 you know what? Okay, I want to, but l-- 1437 01:16:02,491 --> 01:16:04,254 Karl, don't help me, okay? 1438 01:16:04,326 --> 01:16:06,191 Fuck me, this is about the club. 1439 01:16:06,261 --> 01:16:08,593 Where would you be without the club, Karl? I'll tell you where you'd be: 1440 01:16:08,664 --> 01:16:10,689 You're be fucking files Q through R. 1441 01:16:10,766 --> 01:16:12,290 Don't go back there. 1442 01:16:12,367 --> 01:16:14,665 The paper cuts haven't even healed yet, have they? 1443 01:16:16,305 --> 01:16:18,603 No. Come on. 1444 01:16:18,674 --> 01:16:21,643 From the top rope, baby. Top ropes. 1445 01:16:21,710 --> 01:16:22,802 Yes! 1446 01:16:22,878 --> 01:16:25,472 - ( knocks on door ) - Stack: Come in! 1447 01:16:32,354 --> 01:16:35,414 Uh, hello, Mr. Stack. 1448 01:16:35,490 --> 01:16:38,721 - Mr. Conrad, Mr. Archibald. - ( curtain remote beeping ) 1449 01:16:38,794 --> 01:16:40,659 What do you want, douche bag? 1450 01:16:40,729 --> 01:16:42,822 May l... 1451 01:16:42,898 --> 01:16:45,628 you know... 1452 01:16:46,702 --> 01:16:49,227 How do you-- how do you do this? I don't know. 1453 01:16:49,304 --> 01:16:51,329 - Ah-- oh! - ( door closes ) 1454 01:16:51,406 --> 01:16:54,341 All right, there we go. 1455 01:16:54,409 --> 01:16:58,243 Hmm, um... I just couldn't help but hear 1456 01:16:58,313 --> 01:17:00,781 your conversation yesterday about 1457 01:17:00,849 --> 01:17:03,477 Marshall Hogan and how he, 1458 01:17:03,552 --> 01:17:05,281 you know, did stuff with your wife. 1459 01:17:05,354 --> 01:17:07,254 What did you say about my wife? You don't understand! 1460 01:17:07,322 --> 01:17:09,415 - ( squealing ) - Huh? I will rip your dick off 1461 01:17:09,491 --> 01:17:11,959 and shove it up your ass! You hear me, you scrawny little bastard? 1462 01:17:12,027 --> 01:17:13,289 No, I'm on your side. 1463 01:17:13,362 --> 01:17:16,024 Let's hear what the butt-licker has to say. 1464 01:17:20,535 --> 01:17:22,025 ( feedback ) 1465 01:17:22,104 --> 01:17:24,334 - Speak, Karl. - Okay. 1466 01:17:24,406 --> 01:17:28,035 Well... I saw him this morning. 1467 01:17:28,110 --> 01:17:30,374 So I couldn't help but notice that he had-- 1468 01:17:30,445 --> 01:17:34,211 he was driving this '91 convertible Camaro 1469 01:17:34,282 --> 01:17:37,774 that was red. And so I said, you know, "Hey, nice car." 1470 01:17:37,853 --> 01:17:39,514 And he said, you know, "Hell-- uh, thank you. 1471 01:17:39,588 --> 01:17:41,681 Yeah, it's brand new, I just got it today." 1472 01:17:41,757 --> 01:17:45,523 So, on impulse, I then took out my work pen-- 1473 01:17:45,594 --> 01:17:47,789 which I brought back-- 1474 01:17:47,863 --> 01:17:50,058 and I wrote down his license plate number 1475 01:17:50,132 --> 01:17:52,657 while he was driving away, because you said 1476 01:17:52,734 --> 01:17:57,330 that if he owned a car, you would-- 1477 01:17:57,406 --> 01:18:00,034 oh darn, what was it? 1478 01:18:00,108 --> 01:18:02,474 What-- what did you say? I ca-- I can't remember. 1479 01:18:02,544 --> 01:18:05,672 I said I'd put a bomb in it and blow him up beyond dental records. 1480 01:18:05,747 --> 01:18:08,181 Get to the fuckin' point, Karl! 1481 01:18:08,250 --> 01:18:11,811 I just thought you should know that he owns a car now. 1482 01:18:11,887 --> 01:18:14,321 And that... 1483 01:18:14,389 --> 01:18:17,017 this is his... 1484 01:18:17,092 --> 01:18:20,391 Iicense plate number and current address. 1485 01:18:20,462 --> 01:18:23,056 How nice of you, butt-licker. 1486 01:18:23,131 --> 01:18:25,531 - Way to look out for the team. - Oh. 1487 01:18:25,600 --> 01:18:27,693 Oh, thank you, Mr. Stack. 1488 01:18:31,773 --> 01:18:34,173 - Yes. - Hey, shit turd? 1489 01:18:34,242 --> 01:18:36,676 Why so forthcoming? 1490 01:18:36,745 --> 01:18:39,543 Uh-oh. Uh, well, 1491 01:18:39,614 --> 01:18:44,278 you know, my mom, she used to cheat on my father 1492 01:18:44,352 --> 01:18:45,785 - constantly. - Fucking slut. 1493 01:18:45,854 --> 01:18:48,448 No, she-- okay, all right, yeah. 1494 01:18:48,523 --> 01:18:50,787 She-- and I want, uh... 1495 01:18:50,859 --> 01:18:53,726 I don't want anyone to have to suffer that kind of indignity, 1496 01:18:53,795 --> 01:18:58,255 be it you, Mr. Stack, or Mr. Conrad, or for that matter, 1497 01:18:58,333 --> 01:19:00,858 Mr. Archibald. So... ah! 1498 01:19:00,936 --> 01:19:03,803 Ah! Ow, oh! 1499 01:19:03,872 --> 01:19:05,965 Conrad: Go fuck yourself, Karl! 1500 01:19:06,041 --> 01:19:07,406 Thank you. 1501 01:19:10,946 --> 01:19:12,914 That's lunch. 1502 01:19:12,981 --> 01:19:14,710 All-you-can-eat sushi, strip bar. 1503 01:19:14,783 --> 01:19:15,943 In. 1504 01:19:18,687 --> 01:19:20,951 Thanks for letting us use your car. 1505 01:19:21,022 --> 01:19:25,049 I promise, bomb squad'll reverse anything before it explodes. 1506 01:19:25,127 --> 01:19:27,061 Oh, that's okay, baby. 1507 01:19:27,129 --> 01:19:29,757 I'm just glad I could be of some help. 1508 01:19:29,831 --> 01:19:31,628 That's my Gladys. 1509 01:19:31,700 --> 01:19:33,827 It's good to see you. 1510 01:19:33,902 --> 01:19:35,631 You too, Marshall. 1511 01:19:37,839 --> 01:19:40,740 Now, no bombs have been promised here, okay? 1512 01:19:40,809 --> 01:19:42,470 I just delivered the information. 1513 01:19:42,544 --> 01:19:45,069 There's no guarantee they're gonna use it at all. 1514 01:19:45,147 --> 01:19:49,083 I mean, the whole threat can be a threat, and-- 1515 01:19:49,151 --> 01:19:51,779 - holy shit! - ( tires screech ) 1516 01:19:51,853 --> 01:19:53,650 Fuck! They're here. 1517 01:19:53,722 --> 01:19:55,121 They're here. Fuck fuck! 1518 01:19:55,190 --> 01:19:57,784 Look at this, fuck! Oh my fucking God. 1519 01:19:57,859 --> 01:20:00,453 My God. Oh my... 1520 01:20:00,529 --> 01:20:02,121 Look at that fucking-- look. 1521 01:20:02,197 --> 01:20:04,495 - Holy shit. - Stack: Go go go. 1522 01:20:04,566 --> 01:20:08,832 Karl: Oh my God. I am gonna shit my pants. 1523 01:20:08,904 --> 01:20:10,531 Oh! 1524 01:20:10,605 --> 01:20:13,665 No, Lord! They meant it! They actually meant it! 1525 01:20:13,742 --> 01:20:15,869 ( Hogan whispers ) Shh! Of course they meant it. 1526 01:20:15,944 --> 01:20:18,845 You ever see what happens to people in the divorce who aren't their clients? 1527 01:20:18,914 --> 01:20:21,212 - Now calm your shit down. - Gladys: There are two of them. 1528 01:20:21,283 --> 01:20:23,877 No no no, I think that one's a monkey or something. 1529 01:20:23,952 --> 01:20:26,045 You think it's Mr. Stack and Mr. Conrad? 1530 01:20:26,121 --> 01:20:28,681 - They might have hired people. - Circus people. 1531 01:20:28,757 --> 01:20:31,055 Yeah. 1532 01:20:33,128 --> 01:20:36,063 Oh, they're highly organized. 1533 01:20:36,131 --> 01:20:38,998 ( sirens wailing ) 1534 01:20:39,067 --> 01:20:41,160 ( guns cocking ) 1535 01:20:41,236 --> 01:20:42,863 Freeze, you little freak! 1536 01:20:42,938 --> 01:20:45,236 - ( all sigh ) - They got 'em. 1537 01:20:45,307 --> 01:20:47,707 - You're going down! - ( laughing ) 1538 01:20:47,776 --> 01:20:50,176 I swear to God I'll blow your brains out! 1539 01:20:50,245 --> 01:20:52,338 ( Dolly mumbles ) 1540 01:20:52,414 --> 01:20:54,041 Ah! 1541 01:20:54,115 --> 01:20:56,583 Hey, don't move there! 1542 01:20:56,651 --> 01:20:58,710 I had no-- l-- I didn't call them. 1543 01:20:58,787 --> 01:21:01,984 Oh yeah, that's the baby. 1544 01:21:02,057 --> 01:21:04,719 - Don't do it! - Down down down down down! 1545 01:21:04,793 --> 01:21:06,590 Gun down! Right now! 1546 01:21:14,569 --> 01:21:15,934 - ( tears ) - Shit! 1547 01:21:17,005 --> 01:21:18,563 Mommy. 1548 01:21:18,640 --> 01:21:21,700 - Down down down down down! - Ah! 1549 01:21:23,311 --> 01:21:25,973 Down down down down down! 1550 01:21:34,756 --> 01:21:36,621 Amanda: Spencey, will you get that? 1551 01:21:36,691 --> 01:21:38,989 I'm on the phone with the wedding planner. 1552 01:21:40,795 --> 01:21:42,922 Hold on a second, Rita. Spence? 1553 01:21:42,998 --> 01:21:45,228 I thought he didn't have our address. 1554 01:21:45,300 --> 01:21:46,699 - Please, just-- - I want him gone. 1555 01:21:46,768 --> 01:21:47,894 - Okay. - I mean it! 1556 01:21:47,969 --> 01:21:50,767 - Okay! - Sorry. Mom gave me the address. 1557 01:21:50,839 --> 01:21:53,740 I... figured she would. 1558 01:21:53,808 --> 01:21:55,469 Hi. 1559 01:21:55,543 --> 01:21:57,067 Thanks. Oh. 1560 01:22:02,217 --> 01:22:04,981 - Really? - Yeah. 1561 01:22:05,053 --> 01:22:08,079 She's thrilled. It's really-- 1562 01:22:08,156 --> 01:22:10,090 it's a dream come true. 1563 01:22:10,158 --> 01:22:12,922 - Well, congratulations, Spence. - Thanks. 1564 01:22:12,994 --> 01:22:15,428 Red roses? No no, nobody said anything about red roses. 1565 01:22:15,497 --> 01:22:18,295 I want perfect white calla lilies. 1566 01:22:18,366 --> 01:22:20,766 Write it down! 1567 01:22:20,835 --> 01:22:23,429 - And I'm going to law school. - Really? That's great. 1568 01:22:23,505 --> 01:22:26,065 Yeah, Baker accepted me a while ago, so I'm gonna go. 1569 01:22:26,141 --> 01:22:27,506 I mean, it's not Yale, 1570 01:22:27,575 --> 01:22:29,440 but hey, my dad understands 1571 01:22:29,511 --> 01:22:31,979 - and Amanda's all for it. - Yeah. 1572 01:22:32,047 --> 01:22:35,414 Well, I'll get out of you two lovebirds' hair in just a minute, 1573 01:22:35,483 --> 01:22:37,974 but l-- I just wanted to see your face 1574 01:22:38,053 --> 01:22:39,884 when I showed you this. 1575 01:22:48,063 --> 01:22:49,826 ( whispers ) No way. 1576 01:22:49,898 --> 01:22:51,991 And get-- 1577 01:22:52,067 --> 01:22:55,093 get this-- they searched Conrad's desk. 1578 01:22:55,170 --> 01:22:57,365 They found one of our Cougar Club folders. 1579 01:22:57,439 --> 01:23:00,374 Those bastards knew about our extravaganza all along. 1580 01:23:00,442 --> 01:23:02,205 The whole thing was a setup. 1581 01:23:02,277 --> 01:23:04,108 Oh my gosh. What does Karl say? 1582 01:23:04,179 --> 01:23:06,044 Well, in light of what's happened, 1583 01:23:06,114 --> 01:23:07,979 he's arranged a little meeting with Judge Emerson 1584 01:23:08,049 --> 01:23:11,075 to review our case. And he wants to talk with us right now. 1585 01:23:13,788 --> 01:23:16,552 Everything's gonna be fine. 1586 01:23:16,624 --> 01:23:18,888 Hey, I'll call you back. 1587 01:23:18,960 --> 01:23:20,860 Hi. Hey. 1588 01:23:20,929 --> 01:23:22,487 - Hey. - Where the hell are you going? 1589 01:23:22,564 --> 01:23:25,294 I... just gotta go meet my lawyer. 1590 01:23:25,367 --> 01:23:26,391 With him? 1591 01:23:26,468 --> 01:23:28,732 - Well, yeah. - l... 1592 01:23:30,071 --> 01:23:32,699 Spence, I thought we talked about this. 1593 01:23:32,774 --> 01:23:35,971 If you want to be married to me, then no more Hogan-- 1594 01:23:36,044 --> 01:23:37,238 permanently! 1595 01:23:37,312 --> 01:23:39,746 ( mutters ) Fuck you, bitch. 1596 01:23:39,814 --> 01:23:41,509 ( chuckling ) 1597 01:23:43,885 --> 01:23:45,819 - Oh. - ( Amanda chuckles ) 1598 01:23:45,887 --> 01:23:48,651 Mwah! 1599 01:23:48,723 --> 01:23:50,418 I'm sorry, Amanda. 1600 01:23:50,492 --> 01:23:53,222 I mean, l-- I never even asked you to marry me. 1601 01:23:53,294 --> 01:23:55,387 Here. 1602 01:23:57,432 --> 01:23:59,992 Wait. 1603 01:24:00,068 --> 01:24:03,595 But wait, Spence, but-- you complete me! 1604 01:24:03,671 --> 01:24:06,071 - God, I almost did that, didn't l? - Yeah. 1605 01:24:06,141 --> 01:24:09,372 Shake it off, brother. The bullet to the forehead's been dodged. 1606 01:24:09,444 --> 01:24:13,244 Spence! Come back! Ahh! 1607 01:24:13,314 --> 01:24:15,839 So what's the deal with this judge? 1608 01:24:15,917 --> 01:24:19,216 Margaret Emerson. You saw her at the plea hearing. 1609 01:24:19,287 --> 01:24:22,051 She's a nasty one, real ball-breaker type. 1610 01:24:22,123 --> 01:24:26,787 But when she heard about the recent arrest at the law firm, 1611 01:24:26,861 --> 01:24:29,125 the almost-certain setup at the hotel, 1612 01:24:29,197 --> 01:24:31,097 she seemed intrigued. 1613 01:24:31,166 --> 01:24:32,724 - Oh. - ( stomach growling ) 1614 01:24:32,801 --> 01:24:34,428 Oh shit. 1615 01:24:34,502 --> 01:24:36,732 Excuse me, I've gotta-- 1616 01:24:36,805 --> 01:24:39,797 um, you know what? If she comes in, 1617 01:24:39,874 --> 01:24:43,002 just tell her I'll be right back, okay? 1618 01:24:45,380 --> 01:24:47,280 - ( Karl farting ) - Karl, man. 1619 01:24:47,348 --> 01:24:49,714 That's coming from your anal cavity. 1620 01:24:49,784 --> 01:24:51,945 Just take an orange pill, it's in the briefcase. 1621 01:24:52,020 --> 01:24:55,285 No, that's okay. It's gonna be the last time. 1622 01:25:07,635 --> 01:25:11,469 Spencer Holmes and Marshall Hogan lll. 1623 01:25:11,539 --> 01:25:13,973 - Yes, ma'am. - Yes, ma'am. 1624 01:25:16,010 --> 01:25:17,944 Sit down. 1625 01:25:38,032 --> 01:25:39,966 So... 1626 01:25:40,034 --> 01:25:43,197 I'm supposed to believe that you two punks 1627 01:25:43,271 --> 01:25:45,000 started a club 1628 01:25:45,073 --> 01:25:49,669 so you could hook up with old broads like me. 1629 01:25:49,744 --> 01:25:52,338 Well, are there really any other broads to hook up with? 1630 01:25:52,413 --> 01:25:54,210 ( both chuckle ) 1631 01:25:54,282 --> 01:25:58,013 Your Honor? May I call you Margaret? 1632 01:25:58,086 --> 01:26:01,351 Margaret, I'm looking at you right now 1633 01:26:01,422 --> 01:26:03,515 and all I want to do 1634 01:26:03,591 --> 01:26:06,219 is just jump over this table 1635 01:26:06,294 --> 01:26:09,024 and go to town. I mean, you are a goddess, 1636 01:26:09,097 --> 01:26:11,156 and I'm sorry if I'm, like, overstepping the bounds 1637 01:26:11,232 --> 01:26:12,563 of polite society here, 1638 01:26:12,634 --> 01:26:15,660 but I would make love to you all day and all night, 1639 01:26:15,737 --> 01:26:18,672 until you screamed with an unbearable ecstasy 1640 01:26:18,740 --> 01:26:20,401 - like you've never felt before. - And we, we-- 1641 01:26:20,475 --> 01:26:22,534 we want to be very clear. In no way did we ever 1642 01:26:22,610 --> 01:26:25,170 exchange money for sex in our organization. 1643 01:26:25,246 --> 01:26:28,909 We charged membership fees. No different than, uh, meetmart.net 1644 01:26:28,983 --> 01:26:31,213 or Christdate.net for that matter. 1645 01:26:31,286 --> 01:26:33,754 It's just that our target was a little more specific, 1646 01:26:33,821 --> 01:26:35,152 - one could say. - Margaret, 1647 01:26:35,223 --> 01:26:36,656 I'm gonna venture a guess here. 1648 01:26:36,724 --> 01:26:39,215 If I were to come around this table and gently caress 1649 01:26:39,294 --> 01:26:42,286 the back of your neck with my tongue... 1650 01:26:43,631 --> 01:26:46,191 a slight chill would run down your spine? 1651 01:26:46,267 --> 01:26:48,326 Might. 1652 01:26:48,403 --> 01:26:50,371 Wow. Ma'am, this is no pimp operation. 1653 01:26:50,438 --> 01:26:52,065 - No ma'am, no ma'am. - We assure you, it's-- 1654 01:26:52,140 --> 01:26:54,836 No ma'am, we're bona fide businessmen with a goal to expand our website 1655 01:26:54,909 --> 01:26:57,343 which-- yes, we have a website now. 1656 01:26:57,412 --> 01:26:59,243 Eventually we plan to have a magazine 1657 01:26:59,314 --> 01:27:00,906 and then we'll tour around the country, 1658 01:27:00,982 --> 01:27:03,280 branching out to all the major metropolitan areas, 1659 01:27:03,351 --> 01:27:05,444 all so that we can become acquainted 1660 01:27:05,520 --> 01:27:07,215 with women such as yourself. 1661 01:27:07,288 --> 01:27:09,882 So sublime, so lush, 1662 01:27:09,958 --> 01:27:12,392 - seasoned, exquisite. - Really? 1663 01:27:12,460 --> 01:27:13,620 Yeah. 1664 01:27:13,695 --> 01:27:16,186 What about your partner? Does he feel the same way? 1665 01:27:16,264 --> 01:27:18,061 This guy? 1666 01:27:18,132 --> 01:27:20,259 This guy. Oh my God. And then some. 1667 01:27:20,335 --> 01:27:22,860 Yeah. Ha. 1668 01:27:22,937 --> 01:27:25,132 Prove it. 1669 01:27:26,608 --> 01:27:28,735 What-- oh. 1670 01:27:47,061 --> 01:27:49,086 Woman: You drink whiskey 1671 01:27:49,163 --> 01:27:52,496 But I drink wine 1672 01:27:54,836 --> 01:27:59,136 You wear the watch, but I keep the time 1673 01:28:03,411 --> 01:28:06,141 You're so delicious 1674 01:28:06,214 --> 01:28:10,344 But I'm tasty, yeah 1675 01:28:12,186 --> 01:28:15,155 You may be fine 1676 01:28:15,223 --> 01:28:20,126 - ( moaning ) - But I'm sexy, baby 1677 01:28:20,194 --> 01:28:25,257 You may be fine, but I'm sexy 1678 01:28:25,333 --> 01:28:29,929 You may be cute, but I'm sexy 1679 01:28:30,004 --> 01:28:33,838 You may be pretty, but I'm sexy 1680 01:28:33,908 --> 01:28:37,776 But I'm sexy, but I'm... 1681 01:28:37,845 --> 01:28:42,509 You may be fine, but I'm sexy 1682 01:28:42,583 --> 01:28:43,675 You may be cute... 1683 01:28:43,751 --> 01:28:45,446 Hogan: Congratulations, Karl. 1684 01:28:45,520 --> 01:28:48,353 A few more cases, you can actually get a car from the 21st century. 1685 01:28:48,423 --> 01:28:50,323 Yeah! And a new bike. 1686 01:28:50,391 --> 01:28:51,790 - Stop the car, stop the car. - What? 1687 01:28:51,859 --> 01:28:53,520 - Why? Why? - Hmm? 1688 01:28:53,594 --> 01:28:56,927 - Oh. - Mm-hmm. 1689 01:28:59,067 --> 01:29:01,695 - I'm not gonna waste gas. - Just give me one second. 1690 01:29:01,769 --> 01:29:03,600 - Karl: Okay. - Hogan: Let us dream. 1691 01:29:04,639 --> 01:29:06,231 Hey. 1692 01:29:10,278 --> 01:29:12,542 I'm sorry that I haven't returned your phone calls. 1693 01:29:12,613 --> 01:29:15,173 I-- I've just been swamped 1694 01:29:15,249 --> 01:29:17,376 with getting my real estate license. 1695 01:29:17,452 --> 01:29:20,888 It's great to see you. I didn't know if I ever would again. 1696 01:29:20,955 --> 01:29:22,752 I'm glad you're okay. 1697 01:29:22,824 --> 01:29:24,758 Yeah yeah. 1698 01:29:24,826 --> 01:29:28,523 We're having a party Saturday night, if you're interested. 1699 01:29:28,596 --> 01:29:31,793 It's at 8:00. I'd love to see you. 1700 01:29:33,401 --> 01:29:34,868 Yeah. 1701 01:29:34,936 --> 01:29:36,904 Sounds good. 1702 01:29:36,971 --> 01:29:38,563 Good. 1703 01:29:38,639 --> 01:29:40,573 Maybe. 1704 01:29:42,410 --> 01:29:44,139 Okay, bye. 1705 01:29:49,517 --> 01:29:52,384 ( woman vocalizing ) 1706 01:29:56,190 --> 01:29:57,623 Let's go... 1707 01:29:59,794 --> 01:30:02,388 All: Whoa! 1708 01:30:02,463 --> 01:30:04,761 Here we go, here we go. 1709 01:30:07,502 --> 01:30:09,436 - Whoa. - Nice nice. 1710 01:30:09,504 --> 01:30:12,564 Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. Ho. 1711 01:30:12,640 --> 01:30:16,076 To Stack, Conrad and Archibald. 1712 01:30:16,144 --> 01:30:18,544 - ( hoots ) - Cheers! 1713 01:30:18,613 --> 01:30:20,274 Bastards. 1714 01:30:21,315 --> 01:30:23,977 - To Cougar Club! - Cheers! 1715 01:30:24,051 --> 01:30:25,746 - Oh! - Whoo! 1716 01:30:25,820 --> 01:30:27,617 - Cougar Club! - Damn it, Karl. 1717 01:30:29,991 --> 01:30:32,186 I'm feeling it. Mmm! 1718 01:30:35,797 --> 01:30:37,458 Take a look around. 1719 01:30:37,532 --> 01:30:41,298 This is what can happen when you dare to say yes. 1720 01:30:42,470 --> 01:30:44,495 Couldn't have done it without you. 1721 01:30:46,541 --> 01:30:49,442 True, man. There's so many ways to say yes. 1722 01:30:49,510 --> 01:30:52,673 Yeah, uh-huh, yep, 1723 01:30:52,747 --> 01:30:55,011 all right, okay, sure. 1724 01:30:55,082 --> 01:30:56,606 It's not even like foreign languages. 1725 01:30:56,684 --> 01:30:57,742 Hey, Karl. Drink up. 1726 01:30:57,819 --> 01:30:59,446 Thanks, buddy. 1727 01:31:02,590 --> 01:31:05,616 I can't believe it. She's here. 1728 01:31:08,329 --> 01:31:10,320 - Go go go. - I'll be right back. 1729 01:31:10,398 --> 01:31:13,424 Let's go, let's go dancing 1730 01:31:13,501 --> 01:31:15,799 Let's go running... 1731 01:31:15,870 --> 01:31:18,930 I am so happy that you're here. 1732 01:31:19,006 --> 01:31:21,099 I wouldn't have missed it. 1733 01:31:21,175 --> 01:31:23,666 Let's go dancing 1734 01:31:23,744 --> 01:31:26,338 - Let's go running - ( Marshall cackling ) 1735 01:31:26,414 --> 01:31:29,542 Let's go 1736 01:31:29,617 --> 01:31:32,984 - Whoa! - Cougar Club! 1737 01:31:33,054 --> 01:31:34,919 ( all cheer ) 1738 01:31:36,090 --> 01:31:40,117 Oh my boys, I'm so proud of both of you. 1739 01:31:40,194 --> 01:31:42,856 This is what you've worked so hard for, 1740 01:31:42,930 --> 01:31:45,057 and I know it's what you've always wanted. 1741 01:31:45,132 --> 01:31:47,123 - Oh. - Oh, thanks, Mom. 1742 01:31:47,201 --> 01:31:51,035 - Thanks, Mom. - Good luck, boys. 1743 01:31:51,105 --> 01:31:53,232 Eh, now you're men. 1744 01:31:53,307 --> 01:31:54,865 Go and be wise. 1745 01:31:54,942 --> 01:31:56,500 - Yeah. - Thanks, Dad. 1746 01:31:56,577 --> 01:31:58,511 - ( stomach growls ) - ( burps, grunts ) 1747 01:31:58,579 --> 01:32:01,013 Not again. Honey, where are the orange pills? 1748 01:32:01,082 --> 01:32:02,549 - Uh, kitchen. - Sorry. 1749 01:32:03,584 --> 01:32:05,745 Fred: Go sow your seed! 1750 01:32:05,820 --> 01:32:07,583 - Thanks, Dad. - All right. 1751 01:32:07,655 --> 01:32:09,520 - Cookies. - Oh. 1752 01:32:09,590 --> 01:32:12,582 Mom, just how I like 'em. 1753 01:32:12,660 --> 01:32:14,594 ( all sigh ) 1754 01:32:14,662 --> 01:32:16,596 All right. 1755 01:32:16,664 --> 01:32:18,564 Bye, Mom. 1756 01:32:18,633 --> 01:32:19,964 Bye. 1757 01:32:22,970 --> 01:32:24,665 ( Karl hollers, indistinct ) 1758 01:32:24,739 --> 01:32:26,263 Yeah! 1759 01:32:29,510 --> 01:32:32,035 Teddy: She's ready to roll, boys. 1760 01:32:32,113 --> 01:32:33,740 - Mom: I love you boys! - Later, Mom. 1761 01:32:33,814 --> 01:32:35,509 Bye! 1762 01:32:35,583 --> 01:32:36,607 Be careful! 1763 01:32:36,684 --> 01:32:38,709 Liberate me 1764 01:32:38,786 --> 01:32:41,516 - Liberate me... - Mm-hmm! 1765 01:32:41,589 --> 01:32:46,720 Liberate me, liberate me... 1766 01:32:46,794 --> 01:32:48,352 Hogan: Bye, Mom! 1767 01:32:48,429 --> 01:32:52,297 Around the sun 1768 01:32:52,366 --> 01:32:54,926 On the run 1769 01:32:55,002 --> 01:32:56,697 Nothing can stop me... 1770 01:32:56,771 --> 01:32:59,069 Gardener: Adios, amigos! 1771 01:32:59,140 --> 01:33:00,266 From having my fun 1772 01:33:00,341 --> 01:33:02,969 Liberate me 1773 01:33:03,044 --> 01:33:08,539 Liberate me, liberate me 1774 01:33:08,616 --> 01:33:11,084 Liberate me 1775 01:33:12,119 --> 01:33:16,749 Liberate me, liberate me. 1776 01:33:18,626 --> 01:33:21,618 Mom and Dad are home and they're with Barry Stack. 1777 01:33:21,696 --> 01:33:22,720 - Fuck! - Fuck! 1778 01:33:22,797 --> 01:33:24,424 Fuck! 1779 01:33:24,498 --> 01:33:26,466 ( rock music playing ) 1780 01:34:36,737 --> 01:34:38,671 Ah! 1781 01:34:40,241 --> 01:34:41,572 Ooh. 1782 01:34:45,880 --> 01:34:48,007 - Uh... - Sorry! 1783 01:34:49,083 --> 01:34:49,276 Liberate me, liberate me 1784 01:34:56,624 --> 01:34:59,821 Around the sun 1785 01:34:59,894 --> 01:35:02,362 On the run 1786 01:35:02,430 --> 01:35:05,399 Nothing can stop me 1787 01:35:05,466 --> 01:35:08,094 From having my fun 1788 01:35:08,169 --> 01:35:12,629 Liberate me, liberate me 1789 01:35:13,808 --> 01:35:18,245 Liberate me, liberate me 1790 01:35:19,780 --> 01:35:24,183 Liberate me, liberate me. 1791 01:35:24,251 --> 01:35:26,811 ( big band music playing ) 1792 01:37:05,019 --> 01:37:07,044 Ah! 1793 01:37:07,121 --> 01:37:10,022 Mmm. Nuh-uh. 1794 01:37:10,090 --> 01:37:11,557 ( laughs ) 1795 01:37:11,625 --> 01:37:13,149 ( sighs ) 1796 01:37:13,227 --> 01:37:14,694 ( glass shatters ) 129995