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Morning.
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Goodmorning.
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Please, just observing.
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- Where is the Post Office?
- There's one on the high street.
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- Opens at nine.
- High street?
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- Have you got anything for me?
- Yes.
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- Home Office.
- I'll add it to the bag.
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May I?
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- Morning, Sami.
- Good morning.
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- Any news from Yasmin?
- Let me check again.
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No.
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- I have a question.
- Shoot.
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What is E?
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E is for Elliot.
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Who's Elliot?
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Elliot is John's father.
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So, what's the plan, Stan?
What's today?
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- Post Office. 9am.
- Why?
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I show them my registration card.
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The government gives me money
while I wait for asylum application.
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So they bloody should.
Peter?
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I'm picking up John after school, yes.
What are you gonna do with him?
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- I've got a plan.
- Yeah. What is the plan?
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A surprise.
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Because, you know, if it's a petting zoo
and a packet of Quavers, he'll hate that.
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- Well, it's not.
- He's not a twat.
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- I know.
- It matters, afternoons like this.
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Message received.
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We'll have fun.
Morning.
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It's ready.
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Come upstairs, Sami.
John's got a surprise for you.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
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OK, come upstairs.
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- What is this?
- Sami, it looks like you may need...
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John, kill the music, love.
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Sami, it looks like you may need
to spend some more time with us,
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so I'd like to give you the spare room.
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Thank you.
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Thank you very, very, very much.
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Yes, I was using this as office space,
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- but it's yours now, apparently.
- We talked about this, Peter.
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No, no, no, it's fine. I mean, this
is how Trump happens, but it's fine.
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- Please enjoy the spare room.
- Peter,
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I insist you share this
with me for your work.
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Right.
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Well, obviously, I'd have to base myself
near the router.
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The Wi-Fi signal here
is as weak as barley water,
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but if I could kind of hot desk
between the hookah
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and the bin, then we might be in business.
Good. Yep.
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- Excellent.
- John set all this up.
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Is it like Damascus?
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Almost exactly.
Thank you, John.
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The rug's facing east.
I checked on my compass.
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- OK.
- He downloaded a call to prayer as well.
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Mo Salah and Mo Farah.
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To give it a bit of atmosphere.
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They're your mob, aren't they, the Mos?
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We're aware you probably haven't had
a chance to pray yet, so, you know,
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now's your chance.
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Right.
Thank you very much.
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- Can I speak to you outside, please?
- Yeah.
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I'm...
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- I'm not Muslim.
- What?
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- I'm Christian.
- Piss off.
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- Really?
- Really.
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- I do not know the Muslim prayer.
- Right.
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It's just he's gone to so much trouble.
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Could you busk it?
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And, when you think about it,
that would be the Christian thing to do.
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- OK.
- Busky, busky.
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- May I be alone please?
- Of course..
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Amen.
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Thank you, I feel better.
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- I'm sure she'll call soon, Sami.
- I hope so.
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First day back at school, John.
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- Very exciting.
- I hate this tie.
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- You look handsome, darling.
- I look like Mr Bean.
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I'm going in here.
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- First day at a new school.
- A new school?
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A new school where his mum is
the head of year.
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- It is the nightmare.
- It is the nightmare.
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He was at a private school,
but his dad stopped paying the fees.
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- Elliot?
- I see.
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- Abu reiha.
- What was that?
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I'm calling him a very bad name.
Abu reiha.
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Ooh, what does it mean?
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The father of stinky smells.
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Right.
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I was expecting something worse,
to be honest.
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- Well, I've never met him.
- Give it another go.
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El sharmouta.
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- What's that?
- Son of a bitch.
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That's better.
His mum never liked me anyway.
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- Hi.
- Morning.
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Just one treat, OK?
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Hello.
Hi.
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Aren't you going to introduce us?
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- This is Sami.
- All right. Hi.
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And what is this gentleman's name?
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I don't know.
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What do you mean, you don't know?
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I mean, I don't know.
We've never done names.
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He owns your nearest shop.
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- What is your name?
- Raj.
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Raj.
Raj, meet Katy and John.
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John and Katy meet Raj.
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- Hi.
- Hi, Raj.
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I mean, the shop is called Raj.
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- My name's above the shop.
- Yes, but I didn't know you were Raj.
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Pretty likely though, isn't it?
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Sami is from Syria.
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- Right.
- So, you know...
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- What?
- You probably have a lot to talk about.
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- I'm from Streatham.
- Right.
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- You mean because we both have brown faces?
- No, I didn't say that.
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No, no. It's fine. You're right.
We all tend to keep in touch.
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- What shade of brown is that?
- I call it desert sand. You?
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Kit Kat.
I like these brown conversations.
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- We should do this more often.
- I think so.
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Right, better get going or we'll be late.
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Thanks, Raj.
Thank you, Raj.
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- Know where you're going?
- Yeah.
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Know where you're going?
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- Do you want me to walk in with you?
- No.
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See you later.
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I don't want to be here.
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Deep breath in.
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Deep breath out.
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I am the master of my fate.
I am the captain of my soul.
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I am the master of my fate.
I am the captain of my soul.
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Come on, come on, come on.
Everybody inside.
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You snooze, you lose.
Good morning.
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- Got your registration card?
- Yes.
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L37 and 75p per week.
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- That's right.
- Is that a lot?
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Not for me to say, sir.
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- How much is a stamp?
- 67p.
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- It is not a lot.
- It's fuck all.
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If you don't like it, mate,
you can piss off home.
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- Sorry?
- We're full up, sunshine.
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Brexit.
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We're not a soft touch any more.
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Please, believe me, I do not want
to take this money.
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Well, don't then.
We've got our own to look after?
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We've got old people, kids.
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We've got an abandoned generation
of children in this country.
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Please, you take it.
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- Fuck off.
- Really, for your family.
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I am sorry.
I am so sorry.
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Besides, we don't fund terrorists.
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Don't do it, son.
That'd be a mistake.
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- Here, take this.
- No, no, no. I can't.
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Yes, you can.
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Yes, you can.
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Don't give him your money.
It's fine.
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- No, it's not fine.
- It's fine.
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Because you're gonna give me your money.
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You're gonna give me your money.
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- No.
- Yes.
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Make me.
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I can't make you, but he can.
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I'm not even gonna ask.
It's just gonna happen.
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David's my grandson.
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Extraordinary, isn't it?
What a funny little rainbow we are.
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I'm one of the abandoned generation
of children you were chatting about.
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He is.
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It doesn't make me proud to say this,
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but if you don't give it to him,
he's gonna open your lid,
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turn you upside down
and tap the shit out of you.
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- Thank you.
- I fought in Suez.
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Tarted up in me best khaki
had a shit sandwich and came home again.
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Don't know why I was there.
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It turns out why I was there
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was partly for the reason you're here,
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so history connects us.
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Mind-blowing, isn't it?
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Now, on your way before I start
sucking me own cock.
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It's not normally this complicated.
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I suppose it means
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getting a bit carried away,
liking the sound of your own voice.
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Sucking your own cock?
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The Guardian?
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- You want one?
- This one likes me?
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This one likes you.
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This one likes you too.
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This one hates you.
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This one hates you.
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This one really fucking hates you.
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This one would hate you,
but it's still extremely busy telling us
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about the death of Princess Diana.
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And this one hates you.
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Which ones do you sell the most of?
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Can I have some potato chips instead?
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- Hello?
- Sami, it's Peter.
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Ten minutes until delivery.
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I need a hard copy of the inventory.
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Yes.
Coming, coming.
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You need to go back home
and meet John after school.
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Work's got me over a barrel.
You know how it is.
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OK, but I thought you were going
to take him...
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I am. I'm just gonna be an hour late
or so. Just hold the fort.
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- Like Davy Crockett?
- I've no idea.
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Just be back home at four, OK?
And don't tell Katy about this, will you?
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Of course. Don't worry, Peter,
it shall be our little...
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- Peter, did you get that?
- Coming.
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Hello?
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No.
No, no, no.
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Please, please.
I need my phone.
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No...
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- Afternoon, Katy.
- Hi, Diana.
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How was Year 8 History?
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Took some pretty heavy fire.
Had to be choppered out.
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You'll get a medal for this, soldier.
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- Good summer hols?
- Quite eventful actually.
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We're keeping it a bit quiet,
but we're trying to adopt.
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- Congratulations.
- I've adopted.
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- Have you?
- A Syrian boy.
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I had no idea.
That's wonderful. How old?
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36.
Found him in the boot of our car.
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Comes as standard now with Audis apparently.
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- My God, a refugee?
- Yeah.
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- He's staying with us for a bit.
- And you're comfortable with that?
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- With what?
- With him being in the house?
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- Why wouldn't I be?
- Well, around John.
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Better woman than me.
Good for you.
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Right, time to win some hearts and minds.
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Peter?
Peter?
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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- How was the first day of school?
- OK.
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- Where's Peter?
- He's running late.
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Please do not be disappointed.
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What's the matter?
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- Nothing.
- What is it?
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Somebody stole my mobile phone.
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It had my SIM in the cover.
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All my photos, all my numbers.
My wife's number.
251
00:16:04,543 --> 00:16:07,141
We'll find it.
I'm good with these things.
252
00:16:07,501 --> 00:16:10,594
Well, the delays to the glass partitions
are non-critical,
253
00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:13,113
but I've talked to the Swedish suppliers...
254
00:16:13,239 --> 00:16:15,629
Sorry, can I just take this?
Two seconds, two seconds.
255
00:16:15,755 --> 00:16:19,196
Hello, mate. Listen, sorry we're
not spending the afternoon together...
256
00:16:19,322 --> 00:16:22,532
Sami's had his SIM stolen. We need you
to bring the car and help us find it.
257
00:16:22,657 --> 00:16:25,007
- Right.
- He has all of his numbers on there.
258
00:16:25,133 --> 00:16:28,351
OK. That's bad luck, I recognise
that, but I can't leave work, John.
259
00:16:28,477 --> 00:16:30,715
- We're at a crucial delivery stage.
- If you don't help us,
260
00:16:30,840 --> 00:16:32,405
I'll tell Mum you were late
for our play date.
261
00:16:32,530 --> 00:16:35,944
- OK, that is a new low.
- You forced me to go there, Peter.
262
00:16:36,070 --> 00:16:38,349
- I'm not proud.
- I didn't want a sewer fight.
263
00:16:38,475 --> 00:16:40,675
I don't want a sewer fight either.
Don't sewer fight me.
264
00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:42,795
I'm gonna give you the count
of three, then I'm gonna ring Mum.
265
00:16:42,920 --> 00:16:43,848
- No.
- One.
266
00:16:43,974 --> 00:16:45,201
- No.
- Two.
267
00:16:45,327 --> 00:16:48,809
- OK, so, if Katy asks what we did...
- Pizza Express.
268
00:16:48,934 --> 00:16:50,729
Right. Arancini
and a shared dough ball starter.
269
00:16:50,854 --> 00:16:52,129
- Then?
- American Classic.
270
00:16:52,254 --> 00:16:54,049
Good.
Padana, extra goat's cheese.
271
00:16:54,174 --> 00:16:55,969
- Leggera range...
- Sloppy Jeffrey.
272
00:16:56,094 --> 00:16:57,716
Giuseppe.
Giuseppe. Sami, Giuseppe.
273
00:16:57,842 --> 00:17:00,729
I need to know I can rely on you. Don't
worry about me. I will be there for you.
274
00:17:00,854 --> 00:17:02,712
- Tiramisu for dessert?
- Sounds too much fun.
275
00:17:02,837 --> 00:17:04,760
It's you.
Keep it disappointing.
276
00:17:05,552 --> 00:17:06,862
Good.
Good, good.
277
00:17:06,988 --> 00:17:07,924
- Found him.
- What? Who?
278
00:17:08,050 --> 00:17:10,209
Idiot took a selfie and
he's uploaded it to the cloud.
279
00:17:10,334 --> 00:17:12,342
- Look at that.
- What?
280
00:17:12,468 --> 00:17:14,333
The sign says Cotdene Estate behind him.
281
00:17:14,459 --> 00:17:16,523
- Cotdene Estate. Cotdene Estate,
- OK, OK, OK.
282
00:17:40,894 --> 00:17:42,159
Is that him?
283
00:17:42,833 --> 00:17:44,710
- Yes.
- OK.
284
00:17:45,174 --> 00:17:46,689
Stay frosty.
285
00:17:47,169 --> 00:17:49,289
John, wait in the car.
286
00:17:51,081 --> 00:17:52,769
I'll do all the talking.
287
00:17:52,894 --> 00:17:55,254
Wait. No, no.
Don't, don't, don't.
288
00:18:01,265 --> 00:18:02,630
Good afternoon. Erm...
289
00:18:03,654 --> 00:18:07,012
You stole my phone today.
That's fine, that's fine.
290
00:18:07,138 --> 00:18:08,411
But I need it back.
291
00:18:08,974 --> 00:18:10,239
No.
292
00:18:10,654 --> 00:18:11,929
Look, I am new here.
293
00:18:12,054 --> 00:18:15,129
That is the only way I have
to communicate with my family.
294
00:18:15,254 --> 00:18:16,486
You have to understand.
295
00:18:16,668 --> 00:18:19,188
You understand this, mate?
Fuck off.
296
00:18:26,978 --> 00:18:28,178
OK.
297
00:18:29,294 --> 00:18:31,203
We can do things the easy way
298
00:18:32,494 --> 00:18:34,456
or we can do them the hard way.
299
00:18:37,454 --> 00:18:38,858
You didn't just steal from him.
300
00:18:39,840 --> 00:18:41,315
You stole from me.
301
00:18:41,441 --> 00:18:44,681
And that phone, it's a company phone...
302
00:18:45,894 --> 00:18:47,989
just like this is a company fleece.
303
00:18:49,534 --> 00:18:51,217
You just stole from the eighth largest
304
00:18:51,343 --> 00:18:53,352
commercial and residential developer
in the UK.
305
00:18:53,477 --> 00:18:55,557
You just opened Pandora's box, my friend.
306
00:18:58,009 --> 00:18:59,209
Walk away.
307
00:19:01,494 --> 00:19:02,694
Peter...
308
00:19:03,932 --> 00:19:05,649
Hey, leave him alone.
309
00:19:05,774 --> 00:19:08,077
- John, relax.
- Give him back the phone.
310
00:19:09,734 --> 00:19:11,749
- John.
- You want some more?
311
00:19:11,875 --> 00:19:13,169
Hey, stop.
312
00:19:20,534 --> 00:19:22,775
- You're the guy from the post office, innit?
- So are you.
313
00:19:22,900 --> 00:19:25,454
- What now?
- He stole my phone.
314
00:19:33,174 --> 00:19:37,680
- You need to stay out of trouble, fam.
- I know.
315
00:19:37,806 --> 00:19:40,009
Seriously,
you're like a bullshit magnet or something.
316
00:19:40,134 --> 00:19:41,929
I know.
I'm just having a bad day.
317
00:19:42,054 --> 00:19:43,929
Thank you.
My guardian angel.
318
00:19:44,054 --> 00:19:46,409
Yeah, guardian angel.
319
00:19:46,534 --> 00:19:48,432
Even got wings, innit?
320
00:19:49,651 --> 00:19:51,257
Keep your head down, yeah?
321
00:19:54,107 --> 00:19:55,307
Thank you.
322
00:20:27,414 --> 00:20:29,314
Now then, fellas, how was it?
323
00:20:29,440 --> 00:20:31,648
Yeah, good, actually.
A bit of Pizza Express.
324
00:20:31,774 --> 00:20:34,281
- Nice.
- Yeah, arancini, dough ball starter.
325
00:20:34,407 --> 00:20:36,420
- American.
- Pepperoni and cheese, basically.
326
00:20:36,545 --> 00:20:38,735
You had a good time, darling.
Jesus, what happened to you?
327
00:20:38,860 --> 00:20:41,156
- It's fine. I fell over.
- What happened?
328
00:20:41,894 --> 00:20:44,933
- Nothing, he...
- Katy, please. Somebody stole my phone.
329
00:20:45,059 --> 00:20:46,729
- John helped me get it back.
- What?
330
00:20:46,854 --> 00:20:49,849
Yes. We called Peter at work.
It's my fault. I'm so sorry.
331
00:20:49,974 --> 00:20:52,282
You called Peter at work?
Why were you at work?
332
00:20:52,408 --> 00:20:55,861
You should have been out with him.
Petting zoo and a packet of Quavers.
333
00:20:55,987 --> 00:20:57,282
I was late.
334
00:20:57,408 --> 00:20:59,773
I got his phone back.
This happened, but it was worth it.
335
00:20:59,898 --> 00:21:03,487
You let my son get into a fight for a phone?
336
00:21:03,613 --> 00:21:05,489
- It was the SIM, actually.
- Fuck the SIM, Sami.
337
00:21:05,614 --> 00:21:08,289
God bless you and all who sail
in you, but fuck the fucking SIM.
338
00:21:08,414 --> 00:21:11,769
We didn't let him get into a fight.
He just waded in. Went berserk.
339
00:21:11,894 --> 00:21:14,768
- I went mental.
- And where do you think he gets that from?
340
00:21:14,894 --> 00:21:17,655
If I'd have wanted this for us, Peter,
I'd have stayed with his father.
341
00:21:17,780 --> 00:21:19,925
I screwed up.
I'm sorry.
342
00:21:20,051 --> 00:21:22,918
- Please, I'll get my things. I go now.
- Yeah, mate. It's probably for the best.
343
00:21:23,043 --> 00:21:25,568
No, it's not.
You're going nowhere. In fact...
344
00:21:26,254 --> 00:21:29,296
- stay as long as you like, Sami.
- Hang on. He is not staying...
345
00:21:29,422 --> 00:21:33,607
Tell me what I can do in my own house, Peter.
Please tell me, because I am dying to know.
346
00:21:47,940 --> 00:21:49,620
Yasmin.
Hello?
347
00:21:50,608 --> 00:21:55,208
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