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I'm looking for a job.
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Right off the street?
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Yep. Right off the street.
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You have placenta previa.
The baby will be fine,
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but you're gonna have to be on bed rest.
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- Jackie's pregnant?
- Yeah.
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Oh, God. I'm fine, I'm fine.
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You're getting a new roommate!
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- What?
- You wanna live with me
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on the nights that I have the
whole apartment to myself?
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She crushes up vitamins and puts
them in my cereal, Frances!
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I'm going to crush it on bed rest.
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I'm gonna run some errands,
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and I'm gonna kick this
to-do list in the dick.
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- I got a job.
- Doin' what?
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Helping birds.
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That's good! Right?
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So, should...
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Are you gonna start
or, or shall I start?
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No. Be my guest.
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Okay.
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Well, kids...
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Here we are again, the
proverbial family meeting.
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Um, this one is, uh...
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This one is interesting tonight.
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Uh, it's something that...
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I don't think...
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either of us expected
that we would be...
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- You know, I'll take it from here.
- ... having to... okay.
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Thank you. I just needed a
nudge in the right direction.
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Jackie and I are having a baby.
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Now, I...
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I know we're in uncharted waters here,
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so I feel like we should
just dive in, you know?
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Uh, was it on purpose?
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Take it away, Robert.
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Okay, so...
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If you're asking does
God have a purpose...
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I wasn't asking that.
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- No, she wasn't asking that.
- Wait, hold on. So you...
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No, no, no, no, no.
Go for it. Go for it, Tom.
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So it was an accident?
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Um, I would say it was
more along the lines
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of a blessed surprise.
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- Wow.
- Fascinating, 'cause...
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I remember you talking to
me over and over and over
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about making sure to always use...
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Oh, God, do we have to
talk about this? It's gross!
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Jackie and I are adults,
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and certain choices were made...
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But you said it was a surprise.
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- Blessed surprise.
- You gotta drop that, really.
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And, Mom, you're okay with it?
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Me? Oh, God, yeah. No,
of course I'm okay.
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Of course. Yeah, yeah.
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It's a... it's a blessed surprise.
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Hey, Lila, honey.
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- Yeah?
- Do you wanna go over there?
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You wanna try that other one again?
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You know, the one with the...
doesn't have any straps?
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No. No, you can just pick something out.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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Come here.
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Oh, my God. This whole
thing's a nightmare!
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The wedding, the baby.
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I mean, don't you just wanna punch
your fist through some dry wall?
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Yes. No.
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I don't know, it's
confusing. It's, uh...
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This Saturday, Robert is
marrying someone else.
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Shouldn't bother me, but...
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Anyway, the kids seem like
they're gonna be okay.
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And then, you know, if that's...
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So, done. Done. End of story.
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Well, thank God that they've
scaled down on the ceremony.
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Now you don't have to go and pretend,
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"Oh, I'm so cool with everything.
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This fucking freak show."
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It's not a freak show,
but I am relieved.
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They get married, I get to sit at home
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on my couch with the Times,
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surrounded by pistachio shells.
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- It's perfect.
- You poor, sweet little bullshitter.
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Hey, you know what I'm gonna
do for you this weekend?
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- What?
- I am gonna take you to the zoo.
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- No.
- Come on!
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No. Go to the zoo?
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Span-o-ko-pita. Moo-sa-ka.
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Yeah, yeah. We just... we just
have too much extra food.
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Aunt Helen, we didn't cut
you off the guest list.
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We cut everyone off the guest list.
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What do you mean nobody will eat it?
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You're a homeless shelter, bruh.
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- Bobby!
- Sorry.
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I will reimburse you for the train.
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- Okay. Okay, yeah.
- Yeah.
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- I love you. Bye.
- Okay. Yep, yep. Okay, bye.
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Hey, um, will you take my
dress to the cleaners?
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- Roger that.
- And, um, you will pick Ella
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up at the airport and
bring her to the salon,
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and Lila will meet her there.
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Airport. Salon. Lila.
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And don't forget to tell the cleaner
about the stain on the boob.
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Standing instructions for the cleaners:
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no starch in bow, no stain on boob.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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Got you a present.
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- You did?
- Mm-hmm.
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Is it a real one or a ha-ha one?
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Okay, ha-ha. Very funny.
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I want you to be prepared for tomorrow,
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so it's not hawk-ward.
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All right,
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get it out of your system, go ahead.
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- Carry on.
- Come on!
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I just wanna quack you up.
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That's not fair. You came prepared.
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All right, okay. Hold on a second.
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Uh...
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- Please sparrow me your lousy puns.
- Mmmmmm!
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- Uhh!
- Mmmmm!
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Hey, let's go away this weekend.
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- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
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Any particular reason why?
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No. It's-it's wonderful that
they're getting married.
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I'm very happy for him. I would
just prefer to be nowhere near it.
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Okay.
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Miami, my treat.
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
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I meant like, you know. I don't know...
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like Mount Airy Lodge or something.
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No, I can't let you do that.
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Yes, you can, so let's get
the fuck out of here.
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Come on.
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Miami! Yeah!
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Okay?
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Miami?
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- Let's go!
- Oh!
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Awww...
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"The Naughty Fireman."
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I miss that.
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Nick used to pretend to rescue
me from a burning building,
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give me CPR, strap me to the gurney...
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Anyway, fuck him.
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Just pretend like I'm not here.
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Ignore me.
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All right.
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Yeah, I'll look for flights.
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Diane?
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Diane, that's not your room.
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I've done some research,
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physician-assisted suicide.
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It's a daunting decision.
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It's expensive, too.
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But I figure, why go
through all the rigmarole
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when I can just drink a tall
glass of fabric softener?
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Mm-hmm.
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Yeah. You're not even listening.
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Doesn't surprise me.
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You haven't been listening for weeks.
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Oh, of course I am!
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Oh, okay, so tell me how long do I have.
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About 20 minutes.
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Not the session.
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How long did my oncologist give me?
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Was it "A," six months,
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"B," two years, or "C," any moment?
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Bennett, you're insulting me.
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Choose!
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Eight months... six months!
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There's nothing wrong with me.
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I made that up ten minutes ago.
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Well, we should talk about that.
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Bennett, please sit down, okay?
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- We need to unpack this.
- I'm not unpacking.
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I am packing and leaving.
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Well, Bennett, we have
been working together
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for seven years!
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Sell that to the next sucker.
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So, I thought it might be best to, um,
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kind of just start off with
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what your expectations are of me.
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I just haven't been told much yet.
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As you can see, this is a...
this is a small operation.
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So, as Managing Director,
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you'd be in charge of, um, everything.
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Okay, so what does "everything" entail?
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Usual stuff... answering
phones, bookkeeping,
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- running out for lunch...
- Buying stamps.
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Well, I'm, I'm happy to
hit the ground running.
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It'll be good for me
to be busy this week.
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My ex is getting married.
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I mean, not that... never mind,
never mind, never mind, but...
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Busy, busy. Like a woodpecker.
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Because they... they seem very busy.
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Yeah, good, because the more you care,
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the less I have to.
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And one more thing...
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Curtail the bird humor.
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But I shouldn't have to tell you that.
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No bird humor.
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It's a warbler.
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Oh, right.
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It's pretty.
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- You. You.
- Oh.
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You sure you want to do this?
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He's never coming home again.
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Come on.
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Fuck it, I'll put a treadmill in here.
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Never?
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Or just not for winter break?
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Doesn't matter, it doesn't matter.
It's good, it's good.
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It's-it's-it's good for me,
you know? I just...
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I need to learn how to detach and...
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if that means burying his baby teeth
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in the back yard? So be it.
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Oh, my God!
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So tell me, how much of
this is because of Cole
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and how much of this is because
of the patient that left you?
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Who cares? They're both
ungrateful assholes!
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And both bed wetters, by the way.
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It's dead, don't worry.
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Pick it up, Cece!
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Pick it up, Lila!
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Hey, uh, can you cover
practice on Saturday?
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I'm, you know, getting married.
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Oh, yes! Yes!
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Congrats, man. My role model.
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Yeah, we're keeping it small.
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Just the kids, the justice of peace.
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It's because of Jackie's bed rest.
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So, uh, when's the bachelor party?
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Oh, God, no.
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I'm not a bachelor party guy.
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Not at all.
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Actually, strippers scare me.
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No shit, dude.
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Strippers will blackmail you.
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Hey.
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- Hey!
- How you doing?
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Good. How they looking out there?
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- Yeah. Great.
- Yeah?
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- Like champs, seriously.
- Hey, Mom!
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Cece, you walk on this court,
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and you walk your butt home!
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Let's go!
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- How are you?
- Good, good. How are you?
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You forgot, huh?
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Oh, shit.
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I forgot.
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Yeah, she's gonna be at
Carla's till probably 7:00.
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Right. 7:00.
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Okay, well...
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I'll just get a tea.
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I've got a book.
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- Okay.
- I'll come back.
258
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Do you want to get dinner?
259
00:11:51,260 --> 00:11:53,040
Okay.
260
00:11:53,050 --> 00:11:54,526
Okay.
261
00:11:56,670 --> 00:11:59,789
I get her point. She's
too old for bunk beds.
262
00:11:59,790 --> 00:12:01,629
Hmm.
263
00:12:01,630 --> 00:12:04,129
What is she asking for
exactly? A single?
264
00:12:04,130 --> 00:12:06,079
- A double.
- Hmm.
265
00:12:06,080 --> 00:12:08,959
- And you're gonna get it?
- I don't know. Maybe.
266
00:12:08,960 --> 00:12:11,239
Okay, just my opinion.
267
00:12:11,240 --> 00:12:13,289
But for somebody that doesn't pay rent,
268
00:12:13,290 --> 00:12:15,329
Diane is getting damn bossy.
269
00:12:15,330 --> 00:12:16,999
Does she...
270
00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:19,379
- does she do the laundry?
- I know.
271
00:12:19,380 --> 00:12:21,052
I hate disappointing her.
272
00:12:21,053 --> 00:12:24,509
So, I hope you weren't
offended about the wedding.
273
00:12:24,510 --> 00:12:27,439
- No, of course not.
- I mean, we disinvited everybody.
274
00:12:27,440 --> 00:12:30,209
And Jackie's family was pissed!
275
00:12:30,210 --> 00:12:31,419
Ugh.
276
00:12:31,420 --> 00:12:33,129
They're tailgaters at heart.
277
00:12:33,130 --> 00:12:35,608
Regardless of the event.
278
00:12:35,609 --> 00:12:37,499
Well, let's be honest.
279
00:12:37,500 --> 00:12:39,999
Neither of us wanted me there.
280
00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:42,800
It was like a game of etiquette chicken.
281
00:12:44,250 --> 00:12:47,249
Besides, Henry is taking
me to Miami this weekend.
282
00:12:47,250 --> 00:12:48,669
- Nice!
- Mm-hmm.
283
00:12:48,670 --> 00:12:50,082
Crossing state lines.
284
00:12:50,830 --> 00:12:53,010
We're crossing state lines.
285
00:12:57,320 --> 00:12:58,840
Well...
286
00:12:59,420 --> 00:13:05,559
- Oooh.
- Yes. To my ex-husband...
287
00:13:05,560 --> 00:13:08,260
on the eve of his wedding.
288
00:13:10,670 --> 00:13:15,829
May you have all the happiness
you so richly deserve.
289
00:13:15,830 --> 00:13:18,919
A marriage filled with love...
290
00:13:18,920 --> 00:13:20,720
good health...
291
00:13:25,740 --> 00:13:27,510
and trust.
292
00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:35,970
Thanks.
293
00:13:39,670 --> 00:13:41,200
Wait, it just hit me.
294
00:13:42,210 --> 00:13:43,919
This is my bachelor party.
295
00:13:43,920 --> 00:13:45,769
This is it.
296
00:13:45,770 --> 00:13:47,096
With my ex-wife.
297
00:13:47,097 --> 00:13:48,439
I didn't order strippers
298
00:13:48,440 --> 00:13:49,929
because I know how much they scare you.
299
00:13:49,930 --> 00:13:52,400
Right there.
300
00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:57,749
You know I could never lie to you.
301
00:13:57,750 --> 00:13:59,940
Uh-uh.
302
00:13:59,943 --> 00:14:02,196
I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.
303
00:14:03,170 --> 00:14:04,197
Really?
304
00:14:04,198 --> 00:14:05,699
I'm getting married and having a baby
305
00:14:05,700 --> 00:14:08,550
with somebody that I haven't
even known for a year.
306
00:14:09,830 --> 00:14:11,788
Some people would think
that was psychotic.
307
00:14:11,789 --> 00:14:14,249
But you seem so happy in love.
308
00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:18,899
Yeah, maybe it's just
pre-wedding jitters.
309
00:14:18,900 --> 00:14:21,798
Yeah, it's... It'll be fine.
310
00:14:21,799 --> 00:14:24,217
Well, did you feel that way
before we got married?
311
00:14:24,218 --> 00:14:25,552
No.
312
00:14:26,970 --> 00:14:29,599
Oh! You two again!
313
00:14:29,600 --> 00:14:30,759
Every week!
314
00:14:30,760 --> 00:14:34,139
I'm telling Dan you stole his table!
315
00:14:39,108 --> 00:14:40,229
What?
316
00:14:40,230 --> 00:14:43,600
I don't have a clue.
317
00:14:51,630 --> 00:14:52,839
Mmm.
318
00:14:55,080 --> 00:14:56,209
I'm almost ready.
319
00:14:56,210 --> 00:14:59,599
Oh, no. Almost?
320
00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:01,550
Oh, boy.
321
00:15:02,170 --> 00:15:03,800
Okay.
322
00:15:22,550 --> 00:15:24,485
Oh! Hi!
323
00:15:24,486 --> 00:15:25,499
Hello.
324
00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:27,039
- You must be Frances.
- Mm-hmm.
325
00:15:27,040 --> 00:15:28,499
I'm Ursula, Henry's ex.
326
00:15:28,500 --> 00:15:30,158
Oh, hi, yeah.
327
00:15:30,159 --> 00:15:32,329
- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
328
00:15:32,330 --> 00:15:35,459
Oh, he's, um... I don't know.
329
00:15:35,460 --> 00:15:37,166
I don't need him. Payroll.
330
00:15:37,167 --> 00:15:39,000
Okay.
331
00:15:39,001 --> 00:15:40,501
You two going away?
332
00:15:40,502 --> 00:15:42,336
- Yeah, Miami.
- Smart.
333
00:15:42,337 --> 00:15:45,630
You should enjoy it
while it's still there.
334
00:15:51,380 --> 00:15:52,763
Ursula?
335
00:15:52,764 --> 00:15:55,039
Yeah, it's Ursula.
336
00:15:55,040 --> 00:15:56,726
You should pack some sunscreen.
337
00:15:56,727 --> 00:15:58,749
He burns like a bale of hay.
338
00:15:58,750 --> 00:16:00,920
Oh. Okay.
339
00:16:00,939 --> 00:16:02,356
Yeah, I knew that.
340
00:16:02,357 --> 00:16:04,300
Have a good time.
341
00:16:09,630 --> 00:16:12,789
Hey, Ella says Lila's
not at the salon yet.
342
00:16:12,790 --> 00:16:14,880
What? I'll call her.
343
00:16:15,540 --> 00:16:16,919
- Hi.
- Oh, hey, man.
344
00:16:16,920 --> 00:16:20,720
Uh, yeah, you can just put
those in the kitchen.
345
00:16:23,170 --> 00:16:25,079
Lila.
346
00:16:25,080 --> 00:16:27,800
Where are you? Call me. Thank you.
347
00:16:29,040 --> 00:16:30,169
Oh, hey, yeah.
348
00:16:30,170 --> 00:16:31,999
Yeah, you can just set those anywhere.
349
00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:33,299
Sorry, do you have some gauze
350
00:16:33,300 --> 00:16:34,539
and some antibacterial ointment?
351
00:16:34,540 --> 00:16:35,889
I'm in bad shape here.
352
00:16:35,890 --> 00:16:37,159
Bobby, can you bring me my dress?
353
00:16:37,160 --> 00:16:38,480
I want to get everything all set.
354
00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:45,484
No.
355
00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:50,446
Oh, man, I, I totally forgot.
It's still in the truck.
356
00:16:50,447 --> 00:16:53,407
That was the one thing
I asked you to do.
357
00:16:53,408 --> 00:16:56,118
In all fairness, it wasn't
just the one thing.
358
00:16:56,119 --> 00:16:58,879
Do you think I like asking
you to do everything?
359
00:16:58,880 --> 00:17:01,080
I would kill to drop off
my own dry cleaning!
360
00:17:01,083 --> 00:17:03,669
I'm sorry. Can you wear
a different dress?
361
00:17:04,380 --> 00:17:07,079
It's the dress I wore the
night we got pregnant.
362
00:17:07,080 --> 00:17:08,879
I wanted to wear it on my wedding day.
363
00:17:08,880 --> 00:17:10,259
It is the one thing
364
00:17:10,260 --> 00:17:12,260
that was still gonna be
the way I pictured it.
365
00:17:12,261 --> 00:17:14,799
- I'm sorry.
- Look, Robby.
366
00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:19,079
I know you've been married
before, but I haven't.
367
00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:21,060
And this is still a very big deal to me.
368
00:17:21,061 --> 00:17:23,169
Even bigger than I thought it would be.
369
00:17:23,170 --> 00:17:25,419
Wa... wait a second.
370
00:17:25,420 --> 00:17:27,249
Yeah, I was married before.
371
00:17:27,250 --> 00:17:30,749
And then I had to go through
a hellfire, acid bath
372
00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:32,329
of a fucking divorce.
373
00:17:32,330 --> 00:17:33,959
And now I'm getting married again.
374
00:17:33,960 --> 00:17:36,899
So, yeah. Shit, yeah.
This is a big deal to me.
375
00:17:36,900 --> 00:17:39,280
This one has to be forever.
376
00:17:44,460 --> 00:17:45,919
Here, man.
377
00:17:45,920 --> 00:17:48,120
- I'm sorry, I shouldn't drive.
- Dude!
378
00:17:48,880 --> 00:17:50,160
Get the fuck out!
379
00:17:53,460 --> 00:17:55,887
Could you please get me my dirty dress?
380
00:17:59,349 --> 00:18:01,999
All right... office, Mom's, airport.
381
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:04,459
Yeah, but we gotta,
gotta keep it moving.
382
00:18:04,460 --> 00:18:06,539
What the hell are we
gonna do for three hours
383
00:18:06,540 --> 00:18:07,879
at the airport anyway?
384
00:18:07,880 --> 00:18:09,959
It just makes me feel more
comfortable to have time.
385
00:18:09,960 --> 00:18:11,019
I like to get there early,
386
00:18:11,020 --> 00:18:12,799
buy my World of Interiors magazine,
387
00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:14,629
- my greasy Cinnabon.
- Ah.
388
00:18:14,630 --> 00:18:15,829
Just makes me feel good.
389
00:18:15,830 --> 00:18:18,749
So, does, um... does Ursula just...
390
00:18:18,750 --> 00:18:21,996
walk in and out of your
apartment all the time?
391
00:18:21,997 --> 00:18:23,459
No. I told her I've been dating you.
392
00:18:23,460 --> 00:18:25,329
She did it just to screw with me.
393
00:18:25,330 --> 00:18:27,169
Oh. Well, you know,
394
00:18:27,170 --> 00:18:29,579
they say that you can learn
so much about a person
395
00:18:29,580 --> 00:18:31,079
by traveling with them.
396
00:18:31,080 --> 00:18:32,800
I already have.
397
00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:36,053
Gotta change the locks on your ex-wife.
398
00:18:36,054 --> 00:18:37,199
Done.
399
00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:39,680
Okay, here, give me the groceries.
400
00:18:40,330 --> 00:18:43,100
Uh, been meaning to mention
something, actually.
401
00:18:43,101 --> 00:18:45,436
Ursula and I aren't
technically divorced.
402
00:18:52,460 --> 00:18:53,560
What?
403
00:18:57,282 --> 00:19:01,243
Oh, my God! I love your look!
404
00:19:01,244 --> 00:19:03,663
It's fun but pulled together.
405
00:19:03,664 --> 00:19:05,789
Oh, well, thank you very much!
406
00:19:05,790 --> 00:19:07,019
It's Rebecca Taylor.
407
00:19:07,020 --> 00:19:09,543
Don't tell anyone, but it's
from three seasons ago.
408
00:19:09,544 --> 00:19:11,179
You know, you should help me.
409
00:19:11,180 --> 00:19:15,169
I'm thinking of a
complete style makeover.
410
00:19:15,170 --> 00:19:17,329
- Is that right?
- Yeah.
411
00:19:17,330 --> 00:19:18,899
Well, well, well.
412
00:19:18,900 --> 00:19:21,119
I am gonna break you down
413
00:19:21,120 --> 00:19:23,249
and build you back up
414
00:19:23,250 --> 00:19:24,959
stitch by stitch.
415
00:19:24,960 --> 00:19:26,268
I'm Diane.
416
00:19:26,269 --> 00:19:27,499
- Sharon.
- Sharon.
417
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:30,139
Diane, let's spend some money.
418
00:19:30,140 --> 00:19:32,100
I would love it!
419
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:45,880
Talk to me.
420
00:19:47,540 --> 00:19:49,719
It really is because of the business?
421
00:19:49,720 --> 00:19:50,979
There's no other reason?
422
00:19:50,980 --> 00:19:52,289
If we had split up the business,
423
00:19:52,290 --> 00:19:54,880
it would've killed us financially.
424
00:19:58,380 --> 00:19:59,969
- Hola, Frances.
- Hi, Joseph.
425
00:20:09,830 --> 00:20:11,579
So, it's just... I don't know.
426
00:20:11,580 --> 00:20:12,699
If it's really not a big deal,
427
00:20:12,700 --> 00:20:14,019
then why didn't you just say something?
428
00:20:14,020 --> 00:20:15,859
It's just legal shit.
429
00:20:15,860 --> 00:20:18,260
Okay.
430
00:20:19,540 --> 00:20:24,059
Sometimes, I like to avoid things.
431
00:20:24,060 --> 00:20:27,259
- That's honest.
- It really only matters
432
00:20:27,260 --> 00:20:28,999
if either of us want
to get married again.
433
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:31,619
I definitely don't, so...
434
00:20:31,620 --> 00:20:32,629
Oh, you don't?
435
00:20:32,630 --> 00:20:34,209
Never.
436
00:20:34,210 --> 00:20:35,480
Uh-uh.
437
00:20:37,880 --> 00:20:39,749
Another thing I get to learn about you.
438
00:20:39,750 --> 00:20:41,385
Okay, off to your mom's.
439
00:20:42,880 --> 00:20:45,289
Why don't you want to get married again?
440
00:20:45,290 --> 00:20:46,307
Just wondering.
441
00:20:46,308 --> 00:20:48,517
Well, because I did it,
it didn't work out,
442
00:20:48,518 --> 00:20:51,437
so now I don't ever have to do it again.
443
00:20:51,438 --> 00:20:53,279
Besides, the best part
of being our age is
444
00:20:53,280 --> 00:20:55,829
now we get to do whatever
the hell we want.
445
00:20:55,830 --> 00:20:58,829
Right? No more rules.
446
00:20:58,830 --> 00:21:01,579
Uh, expiration date was two days ago?
447
00:21:01,580 --> 00:21:03,499
It's your mother.
448
00:21:03,500 --> 00:21:04,618
But there's no blue.
449
00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:08,669
Well, you know, one could argue...
450
00:21:08,670 --> 00:21:11,799
that the second time would
be more meaningful.
451
00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:13,669
Because of what we've learned.
452
00:21:13,670 --> 00:21:15,490
Because there are no rules now.
453
00:21:17,170 --> 00:21:18,631
So, do you want to get married again?
454
00:21:18,632 --> 00:21:20,675
Well, it depends who's asking.
455
00:21:21,380 --> 00:21:26,510
No, I'm just kidding. That's...
Nah, just kidding. Uh...
456
00:21:27,750 --> 00:21:29,510
I don't know. I guess not.
457
00:21:30,330 --> 00:21:31,400
Come on, let's go.
458
00:21:34,231 --> 00:21:37,379
All right, off to Miami!
459
00:21:37,380 --> 00:21:39,319
Oh, sorry.
460
00:21:39,320 --> 00:21:40,800
Hello?
461
00:21:42,330 --> 00:21:45,379
Well, no, haven't seen her since
this morning when I left.
462
00:21:45,380 --> 00:21:47,050
Has Tom seen her?
463
00:21:48,790 --> 00:21:52,539
Um, okay, well, I'll try her
and then I'll call you back.
464
00:21:52,540 --> 00:21:54,549
No, no, no. I can do it.
It's okay. Okay.
465
00:21:54,550 --> 00:21:56,130
Yeah, bye.
466
00:22:02,380 --> 00:22:04,759
- What?
- Lila, honey, where are you?
467
00:22:04,760 --> 00:22:07,219
- I'm at the apartment.
- Well, what are you doing there?
468
00:22:07,220 --> 00:22:08,999
You're supposed to be at your father's.
469
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:10,560
I don't feel like going.
470
00:22:10,580 --> 00:22:12,679
- Why, what happened?
- Nothing.
471
00:22:12,680 --> 00:22:14,959
I shouldn't be forced to
go if I don't want to.
472
00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:17,273
Well, honey, no one's forcing you to go.
473
00:22:17,274 --> 00:22:19,800
Mom, I don't want to talk about it.
474
00:22:23,500 --> 00:22:25,282
Fuck!
475
00:22:26,180 --> 00:22:28,289
It's okay.
476
00:22:28,290 --> 00:22:29,870
We can do this another time.
477
00:22:33,120 --> 00:22:34,720
Come on.
478
00:22:44,759 --> 00:22:46,789
Do you know what this means, Mimi?
479
00:22:46,790 --> 00:22:50,039
A studio apartment in a
shitty neighborhood,
480
00:22:50,040 --> 00:22:53,169
but all mine!
481
00:22:53,170 --> 00:22:54,852
Okay, Sharon, you all set, honey?
482
00:22:54,853 --> 00:22:56,640
- Mm-hmm.
- Thank you very much.
483
00:22:57,920 --> 00:23:00,340
Put that in there.
484
00:23:07,900 --> 00:23:08,989
_
485
00:23:08,990 --> 00:23:13,259
Huh. I'm sure this is just some
kind of security precaution,
486
00:23:13,260 --> 00:23:16,040
but for some reason it's saying
that your card's been declined.
487
00:23:16,041 --> 00:23:18,419
Oh, gosh!
488
00:23:18,420 --> 00:23:20,319
How could I forget?
489
00:23:20,320 --> 00:23:22,169
I don't have any money,
490
00:23:22,170 --> 00:23:25,507
because your bitch husband
stole everything we had.
491
00:23:25,508 --> 00:23:27,459
I live with my daughter now.
492
00:23:27,460 --> 00:23:29,959
She makes me feel like a visiting virus.
493
00:23:29,960 --> 00:23:31,960
So fuck you!
494
00:23:35,852 --> 00:23:38,300
You probably better restock that.
495
00:23:42,520 --> 00:23:44,419
Okay.
496
00:23:51,320 --> 00:23:53,300
Oh, my.
497
00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:56,039
Well...
498
00:23:56,040 --> 00:24:00,999
I could splash some merlot
strategically on the other boob
499
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:03,249
so that it matches.
500
00:24:03,250 --> 00:24:06,300
- Ugh.
- I love you.
501
00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:09,970
I love you, too.
502
00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:12,660
Lila?
503
00:24:12,670 --> 00:24:14,800
Goddammit!
504
00:24:19,540 --> 00:24:20,939
Just a huge point of pride.
505
00:24:20,940 --> 00:24:22,690
I've never had to do this before.
506
00:24:22,691 --> 00:24:24,859
Okay, where are you?
507
00:24:27,280 --> 00:24:29,510
She's at the mall.
508
00:24:30,580 --> 00:24:31,979
She's at the mall, okay.
509
00:24:31,980 --> 00:24:34,709
My God, does she ever pick anything up?
510
00:24:34,710 --> 00:24:36,979
All right, let's go!
511
00:24:42,420 --> 00:24:43,752
All right...
512
00:24:43,753 --> 00:24:46,129
Shit, it doesn't say which floor.
513
00:24:46,130 --> 00:24:49,200
I feel like we should
just go... clockwise.
514
00:24:52,620 --> 00:24:54,180
Oh.
515
00:25:07,700 --> 00:25:08,779
Do you mind?
516
00:25:08,780 --> 00:25:10,329
I've been thinking about
one of those all day.
517
00:25:10,330 --> 00:25:12,169
Yeah, take it. I feel
like I'm gonna barf.
518
00:25:12,170 --> 00:25:13,590
Okay.
519
00:25:21,820 --> 00:25:23,380
Wow.
520
00:25:26,880 --> 00:25:29,050
Okay, here's the thing...
521
00:25:32,210 --> 00:25:34,380
I still care about your dad.
522
00:25:35,210 --> 00:25:38,259
And I know he really wants you there.
523
00:25:38,260 --> 00:25:41,380
But that is your decision. I
would never push you to go.
524
00:25:42,500 --> 00:25:45,273
But I just want to tell you this, okay?
525
00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:48,401
If you don't go...
526
00:25:49,520 --> 00:25:51,430
I'm just worried that...
527
00:25:52,210 --> 00:25:54,129
you know, in a few years,
528
00:25:54,130 --> 00:25:56,959
you're gonna look back and
you're gonna regret it.
529
00:25:56,960 --> 00:26:01,079
And you're gonna remember how
much it meant to your father,
530
00:26:01,080 --> 00:26:02,459
and you're gonna feel lousy.
531
00:26:02,460 --> 00:26:04,370
And I just don't want
you to go through that.
532
00:26:07,295 --> 00:26:09,470
Like I said, it's your choice.
533
00:26:22,830 --> 00:26:24,959
Oh, my God, I had one bite, I feel sick.
534
00:26:40,100 --> 00:26:41,800
- Hi.
- Hey.
535
00:26:46,210 --> 00:26:47,760
Hello.
536
00:26:51,210 --> 00:26:52,660
So, you saved the day.
537
00:26:53,500 --> 00:26:54,634
I was happy to help.
538
00:26:56,290 --> 00:26:59,560
- What about Miami?
- Oh. Another time.
539
00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:07,180
It's gonna be okay.
540
00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:09,709
Thanks.
541
00:27:09,710 --> 00:27:11,800
Yeah.
542
00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:16,010
- Hang on one second.
- Okay.
543
00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:33,130
I'm sorry.
544
00:27:35,250 --> 00:27:37,039
What are you talking about?
545
00:27:37,040 --> 00:27:38,219
It's a good day.
546
00:28:06,360 --> 00:28:11,360
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547
00:29:33,580 --> 00:29:35,319
Work sucks.
548
00:29:35,320 --> 00:29:39,439
Maybe I don't give a shit about
people's problems anymore.
549
00:29:39,440 --> 00:29:40,849
Oh, you poor thing.
You're waiting for me
550
00:29:40,850 --> 00:29:42,579
to say something wise, aren't you?
551
00:29:42,580 --> 00:29:43,969
- Mm-hmm.
- Mm.
552
00:29:43,970 --> 00:29:48,679
Our son entered the delusion
that college is optional.
553
00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:49,939
I looked in his face back there,
554
00:29:49,940 --> 00:29:51,880
and I saw the eyes of a taxidermy mule.
555
00:29:52,562 --> 00:29:54,329
- High-five on co-parenting.
- All right.
556
00:29:54,330 --> 00:29:55,799
High... Right here.
557
00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:58,310
Surprise!
558
00:29:58,318 --> 00:29:59,527
Nice ears, Helen Keller!
559
00:30:00,260 --> 00:30:01,579
Tom, you have to go to college.
560
00:30:01,580 --> 00:30:05,010
It's a rip-off. Even Jackie
says it's a waste of time.
561
00:30:05,020 --> 00:30:08,789
She has no business sharing
her opinions with him.
562
00:30:08,790 --> 00:30:09,995
Just let me talk to Jackie.
563
00:30:09,996 --> 00:30:12,497
She's all yours... as soon as I finish.
564
00:30:12,498 --> 00:30:15,834
Well, strike up the band! Barbie's here!
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