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Mom?
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Mom? Are you around?
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Mom!
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Mom!
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I don't know if adults ever put
passwords on things.
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Better for me.
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That way I'll manage to find her the
perfect gift.
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Let's see, what have you been up to
lately, Mom?
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Hurry up, guys. She's about to be here.
Let's speed things up. Come on.
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Do it as fast as I can, man.
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Can you guys believe that we have such
an amazing stepmom that we all love so
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much? Man, absolutely not, but we lucked
out.
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We all lucked out.
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Hell yeah.
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She's really the best. She deserves all
of it. Yeah. And more.
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Oh, man.
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Nick, did you get that?
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Oh, yeah. My bad. Here.
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Hey. You guys remember that bet, right?
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What? Who was going to get her the best
present?
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Yeah. You guys remember?
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Of course.
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You remember who's going to lose, right?
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Not me.
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Well, let's see what you got then.
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You first.
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You're the holder.
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Fine.
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I got her this.
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Not all of us have money. Some of us
actually, you know, did things with our
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hands.
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Show that we care, not just because we
have money. Like baking her a cake.
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Homemade baked cake. You know she's
going to love this.
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We'll be getting second.
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Well, I got something that I'm pretty
confident she'll love.
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More than a baked cake? Yeah, right.
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Yeah, maybe a little more than a
homemade cake.
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What could you have gotten? Yeah, come
on, man.
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I'll have to wait and see.
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Do you want it?
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Oh, nothing.
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Oh, my gosh.
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You guys did all this for me?
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You shouldn't have.
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Surprise. Well, you are just the best
mom in all of the world.
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The galaxy.
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The universe.
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And you're the queen.
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This is your day.
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You guys really shouldn't have.
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What would I do with three other boys?
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Oh, no.
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And I got you something really special.
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You want to see?
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I would love to.
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A delicious homemade cake.
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Oh, my gosh. I love it.
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It's wonderful.
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Thank you.
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Made with all natural organic
ingredients, of course, just like you
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Organic GMO is your favorite. Oh, honey.
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That's not how it looks, Mom.
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Look what I got you.
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Open it. Go ahead.
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Okay.
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That's a beautiful box.
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Tony, you shut it down.
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Yes, I did. It's the expensive dress
that you've been looking for.
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You know it's much too expensive for me
to wear. I know, Mom. You're the best.
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You only deserve the best.
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Money is not an object.
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Well, I guess it's my turn.
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Just so happens I got you something
pretty neat, too.
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Huh? I think you'll like it a lot.
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I'm sure I'm going to love it.
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Wow, what is it? It's in the box.
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What is it?
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What did you get him from?
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Oh. My God.
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What? Do you like it?
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What?
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What the fuck, bro? Are you serious?
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Really, what is that?
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It's a fucking anal butt plug, man. And
that's what you got her?
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Oh, my God.
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Look, Mom, I'm so sorry. What the fuck?
Gross, man. I don't know why he got you
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this. I mean... Dude, gross, bro.
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I just love my mom so much, and I just,
I just... Okay, I went snooping in your
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room a little bit, because I just
wanted, I didn't know what to get you,
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saw your computer, and the search
history, and I just, I saw a bunch of
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porn on there, so I figured you might
like it. What the fuck?
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I love it!
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It's exactly what I wanted! What?
Really?
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It is?
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It is?
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I have some other stuff in there, too.
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What about my cake?
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You boys have no idea.
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We have no idea. What is all this?
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Yeah, Mom, what the... Well, the thing
is, boys, your father and I
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haven't really had the most active sex
life the last few months.
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And I've just been feeling a little
neglected, so I... been
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snooping on the internet lately, and I
just stumbled upon some really,
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really hot anal porn, and I just, I
wanted to experiment. I just
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didn't know how to bring that to your
father's attention.
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Well, happy to help.
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Whatever you want. You're the best.
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Yeah, and this is your special day, so
whatever you want.
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Anything you want in the entire world,
we're here to fulfill all your wishes.
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In the whole galaxy, the whole universe.
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You guys are so good to me.
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Well, bro, I guess you won.
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Good game, bro. You won.
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What can I say, bros? I did my research.
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Yes, you did.
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Oh, Mom, please don't get mad, but we
kind of had a little bet.
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Bet?
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Yeah.
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I mean, we didn't bet any real money or
anything, but we just wanted to see who
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could get the best present for you. And
I guess we lost.
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Look, don't get me wrong. I love all
your gifts.
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But there is something I do want more.
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But could I ask you boys a question
first?
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Of course. Anything in the entire world,
Mom. Yeah, of course.
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Today, boys, I am all yours.
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Shit.
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I love Africa.
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Can I touch, Mom?
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You sure this is okay, Mom?
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Yes,
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it's okay.
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I don't need more of this.
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If you're older than me...
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Come on bro, stick your finger in there
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Dad?
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Holy shit.
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I think she's almost ready for a dick in
there.
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you like.
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Great.
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Yeah? Great idea.
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Just like that's perfect
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I bought her the gift.
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Winner, winner, chicken dinner. I got
your first.
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You know her mom was so talented too.
Yeah. She was kicking her butt so much.
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My mom was sitting with her hand.
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Yeah, put it back in your pocket.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh,
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shit.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
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Go ahead. Just give me that hand.
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I'm gonna kiss you all of your...
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I'd love them now.
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Hanging all the time.
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Oh my God.
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Oh my God.
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Yeah, just like that.
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I want a big fat load in my fucking ass
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mom. Yeah.
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If this is my birthday, I can't wait for
Christmas.
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Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Hell yeah.
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