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What are the boys doing?

Our ride's about to be here.

I'll be taking shots to celebrate.

I still can't believe you got engaged tonight.

I know, it's crazy right?

I can't believe it either.

Let me see the ring again.

Isn't it perfect?

You sure you want one dick for the rest of your life?

At least it's a good one.

Oh my god.

Katie, it is.

Get away from me, I don't want to be hearing all this.

Facts are facts, Katie.

Get the fuck out of here.

Tommy, I told you so.

I don't give a fuck.

Get the fuck out of here.

Don't ever come back.

Whatever man, we'll see you next week, come on.

Hey babe, you miss me?

He's her fiancé.

Can we talk?

Sure, what's wrong?

Can you two give us a moment?

You got it brother.

Got my hands full.

Please hurry.

What's the problem?

Could be the alcohol talking, but maybe he's right.

Maybe you do...

Is there someone better than me?

He's such an asshole.

I can't believe he said that.

Joe, listen.

I don't care what my dad thinks.

All that matters is I can always count on you when I need you the most.

Where the fuck is this driver?

I'm starving and I gotta take a fuck.

Fuckin' leak.

Stop it, you're acting like a child.

Okay, just no-Just stand here and don't move.

Okay, just standing.

God, you smell disgusting.

Your chauffeur has arrived.

She's here.

Tira, Tira, you happy now?

Fuckin' finally.

She's five five...

Just don't throw up in this car, okay?

Pick up for Audrey?

You don't look like a Tara.

Oh, the name's Bucket.

Tara's my wife.

She's just tied up at the moment.

So I'm hoping to make some extra money.

I think we'll wait for another ride.

Yeah.

Fuck that.

It's about to start leaking down my leg.

Let's get in.

Fine.

Just piss out a dumpster out back while we wait for another ride.

I don't bite.

You know, just...

John and me against me.

Times are tough these days, you know.

What are you doing, man?

Don't be a pussy, bro.

What's the worst that could happen?

Tommy, we'll wait for another ride.

You're not a serial killer, are you?

Not the last time I checked.

See?

It's fine.

Get in.

I'm so tired.

I'm sorry.

Let's just go.

Let's just go.

Move over.

I know.

Do not piss on this skirt or I'll kill you.

So Tara's your wife?

Yep.

The old ball and chain.

How often do you drive on her account?

Not much.

Only a couple times now.

So what's the deal with your car, Chief?

Well, it's the wife's.

My truck's in the shop.

Wrong turn.

Recalculating.

Make a U-turn.

Are you sure you're going the right way?

Turn left.

Wrong turn.

Recalculating.

Yes, ma'am.

I'm taking you a shortcut.

Those fancy phone maps always take you the long way.

What's that noise?

Oh, my wife must have left something in the back.

You mind if I pull over and check?

Sure.

Oh, okay.

Great.

It'll just take a second.

Something's off with this dude.

We need to get out.

Let's just get out and leave.

We'd be fine to just wait for another ride.

He seems fine.

Tommy.

Tommy, come on.

We just gotta get out.

You reek of Tequila.

Why don't you check the app?

Shh.

It's coming back.

What are you wearing?

Is it some kind of joke?

I live it wild and fancy free.

You can stay in your cell.

Come on, man.

Cut it out.

It's so sad and blue.

But I'm so happy.

This isn't funny, man.

Come on.

Oh, my God.

I knew it.

Let us out.

Open the door.

There's a joke in the door.

Open the door.

I'm trying.

I'm trying.

I'm trying.

It won't open.

It's a crazy feeling.

Well, it's just a dream.

I'm so happy doing the things I do.

Life is just a game to me.

I live it wild and fancy free.

You can stay in your shell, so sad and blue.

But I'm so happy doing the things I do.

With.

a smile and a wink, I take the lead.

I follow my heart and let it breathe.

If it brings you tears, well it's just the clue.

I'm so happy doing the things I do.

Don't cry, honey.

Beautiful day for a party, ain't it?

If you scream, I'll kill you.

Not if you understand.

Give it a little...

You have nothing to worry about.

Fuck you!

Let him go!

Leave him alone!

Fuck you, man!

Let us.

go, you fucking hillbilly!

Happy birthday, sweetheart!

Thank you all for coming to my special boy's birthday party.

It was so nice of you.

Please help us.

It's time to sing happy birthday.

Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday to...

Why aren't you singing?

What?

It's rude not to sing along.

Fuck you!

And your inbred son.

You gonna let him talk to your mother that way?

What the fuck do you think you're doing?

He didn't mean it.

He didn't mean it!

You didn't mean it!

He didn't mean it!

No, this isn't fucking funny anymore!

Time.

to blow out your candles, sweetheart.

Time for cake.

Eat!

You can do it.

Y'all ready to play some party games?

Answer him!

I am.

I'm ready.

I'm ready.

I'm ready.

Me too.

Great!

To see who goes first, we're going to play spin the bottle.

No!

I'm not coming with you!

We have to get out of here, Charlie.

I.

can see, Joe.

I can see.

I can see.

I don't want to.

Can you get up up?

밥을ати!

붙는 Work!

Oh, my...

I got it.

I got it.

And here we go!

Help!

Help!

She's not supposed to be gone.

Audrey, it's okay.

Listen to me.

You're going to be okay.

Okay?

Audrey, I'm going to get you out of here.

You just have to calm down.

You can do this, okay?

Okay.

Can you do that for me?

Okay.

I can't see her.

I can't see her!

We have to play along to get out of here.

We have to play along.

Okay, you don't fall asleep.

We're home, I leave.

Hey, Buck!

Yeah?

Happy birthday!

I...

I'm so happy you invited us to your party.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Me and Audrey really appreciate you inviting us.

Don't speak.

Just listen.

I'm gonna ask you some questions.

Only answer with yes or no.

Okay?

Okay.

Okay.

What the fuck, man?!

I...

Let's try this again.

Only answer with yes or no.

Okay?

Yes.

Great.

Is Audrey your fiancée?

Yes.

Um...

Do you love her?

Yes.

Good boy.

Um...

Would you do anything for her?

Yes.

Would you die for her?

Yes or no?!

No!

No!

No!

No!

Do it.

Audrey, you hear that?

I knew it.

I knew you didn't love her.

I mean, how could you?

You wouldn't even die for her.

You know, she needs a real man to protect her and to take care of her.

A real man like me.

Thank you.

You should have said yes.

At least you would have died with some pride.

Please don't kill me.

You can have Audrey.

Just let me go.

I won't tell you when I promise.

I can have her.

She's already mine.

Mm-hmm.

No, no, no, please.

What are you doing?

Audrey, I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry, Audrey.

No, no, please.

What are you doing?

No!

No, no, no, please.

Please, just let me go.

What are you doing?

Watch closely.

Please, just let me go.

I'm doing this for you.

No, no, please!

Just let me go!

Please!

Just let me go!

No!

Joe!

No!

Please!

Please, please, no.

No, no, no, please.

Please, please, please, please, please.

Please!

No!

No!

No!

Time to put on your dress, dear.

What dress?

Can't change now!

Please!

I just want to go home.

But, sweetie, you're already home.

I'm so happy you're going to be my daughter now.

Can't wait for the grandkids.

Can't change now!

No!

Can you look away while I change?

No!

We're family!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

How beautiful.

Do a little twirl for me.

Sit down.

Let me finish your hair.

Wow.

You look absolutely beautiful.

Don't you know it's perfect?

It's bad luck for the groom to see the bride in her wedding dress before the

ceremony!

I'm sorry, Mother.

I couldn't wait.

No.

No.

Mother... No!

Mother, please.

Not in front of Audrey.

Please.

Out!

Now!

You're fixing to ruin everything.

Get out of here and take a shower.

Rinse off that hillbilly snake.

Sorry about that, dear.

Let's get you hitched.

This is the happiest day of my life.

Do I look beautiful?

We are gathered here today to witness the sacred union of Audrey and Buck.

We stand here to honor and celebrate the love shared between these two people as

they come together to start their life surrounded by their closest family and

friends.

Do you, Audrey, take my son to be your husband, to love him and comfort him and

give us grand babies in sickness and in health and sorrow and joy to have and to

hold from this day forward until the crows come pecking at your rotted corpse?

I do.

Do you, my sweet boy, take this birther to be our wife and to use your seed for

bountiful harvest until her purpose has been met?

I do.

You may kiss your bride.

What did you do?

Fuck you!

You ruined everything! You heathen whore!

Help me!

Tammy, blow out the candles.

Make a wish.

Make a wish, bitch!

Are you hurt?

What happened?

I got married.

To who?

An axe murderer?

Can you take me to the police station?

Yeah, of course.

Sorry, sweetheart.

Come on.

Let's get you in the truck.

My name's Randall, by the way, but you can call me Randy.

I'm sorry, honey.

It's a real mess in here.

Let me make some room for you.

Here, hold this.

You sure are lucky I was out this way.

Not many people around here.

I was actually heading to a birthday party.

Here comes Sheldon running wild Mischief in his eyes like a curious child Jumping

over fences never caught in line Always chasing dreams Yeah, he's feeling fine.

Sheldon in the Meadow Oh, he's on the go Finding tiny troubles everywhere you know

Leaping through the clover as the sunbeams glow This little sheep's a hero in his own

show Oh, Sheldon, Sheldon He's our cheeky friend From the farmyard fields to the

world's end With a ba and a hawk and his wooly friend Every day's adventure that's

about to begin Roaming in the pasture new ideas to find Sheldon's head is buzzing

with plans in mind Climbing up the haystacks never looking down He's the

flockiest rascal always in the town.

Alright, kids.

Let's go on adventures with Sheldon the Sheep.