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- Here we go.
- We're alreadly late.
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- Go. Go, go.
- Let's move.
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Shh! Just let me do the talking.
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Hey. Hello.
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Uh, hey. Hello. Hey.
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I am Mr. Wolf,
and these are, uh, my associates.
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You must be wondering what...
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So we know we're ten minutes late
to our big parole check-in.
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Twelve minutes.
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What? We're 12 minutes late!
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Mr. Wolf.
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Okay, wait, wait, wait!
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Before you make any rash decisions,
let me explain.
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It's actually a really funny story.
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Funny and very law-abiding.
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We were running early,
So we decided to grab a quick breakfast.
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This is a big day.
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In just two hours,
we'll be officially off parole.
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- Yeah!
- I'm proud of you guys.
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Six months without a single slipup.
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Not even a parking ticket.
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Glad I'm not that guy.
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The valets these days.
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They're so good,
they'll grab your car without even asking.
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"So naturally,
we gave "em an extra generous tip.
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- Hey, what gives?
- Look, dummies.
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I think it's unplugged for a reason.
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Got it.
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My car!
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Are we sure we took the right bus?
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Hold up. There's more than one bus?
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Ooh. Ooh. Ooh.
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Guys, I gotta go.
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- Ooh, bathroom! Bathroom, bathroom.
- Piranha! Where's he going?
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- Bathroom, bathroom, bathroom!
- Hey!
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Check it.
[ was hanging out doing my thing
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when out of nowhere, this guy goes crazy
for absolutely no reason.
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There's a line, chum butt.
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Fortunately,
I'm a master of conflict resolution,
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and I gracefully
de-escalated the situation.
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- What'd you call me?
- No, no, no!
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Thanks to him, they rewarded us
with a relaxing mud bath.
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Piranha, what are you smiling about?
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Let's just say
I don't have to pee anymore.
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- Oh! Come on! Seriously?
- Down my leg!
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As Good Samaritans,
we opted for an eco-friendly option:.
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A rideshare.
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That's it. I'll handle this.
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Nailed it.
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Hey! What do you think...
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Luckily, a kind stranger saw us
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and was nice enough to pull over
and offer us a ride.
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Come on, let's go, go, go!
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Chicken nuggies.
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> Someone wants to find me
Think I'll just stay lost �
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Wanna get your butt kicked?
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Spit them out!
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What the...
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Honestly,
it gets a little fuzzy around here,
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but I do remember taking the scenic route.
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- Oh, and then there was...
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Was that before the...
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Or after the...
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Oh, oh! And then...
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- Oh, don't forget the. ..
- Don't you quit on me, big guy.
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Ooh, / got one.
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That was a good move.
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And then...
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Hey, how about that?
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Ten minutes to spare.
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I told you we'd make it.
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Everybody freeze!
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This is a robbery.
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Aw, come on!
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You know, we could just ignore them.
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And finally, we set
some wayward youths on a better path.
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Stay calm and no one gets hurt.
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Put the money in the bag.
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Uh, excuse me. Sorry to interrupt.
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We just wanted to say, "Love the outfits."
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- The Bad Guys.
- No way!
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We're big fans.
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Now, you've obviously
thought of everything.
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Clear escape route,
hack the security cameras.
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Even this one behind the fake plant?
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Cut the silent alarm.
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You did cut the silent alarm, right?
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- Yeah.
- Right. Of course.
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- But hypothetically...
- If we didn't?
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You know what? I wouldn't worry about it.
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Cops won't be here
for another 12 seconds... ish.
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I believe this belongs to y..
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So, yeah. That's, uh,
pretty much what happened.
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More or less.
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Fascinating story.
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The point is, ma'am,
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we are serious about
turning our lives around.
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Well, you convinced me.
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- Yes! It's happening!
- All right!
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- Nice work!
- However,
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you should probably tell this
to your parole officer.
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What you say? What now?
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This is the post office.
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It happens all the time.
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This is South Main Street.
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The parole office is on North Main Street.
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Good luck.
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Uh...
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Good to know.7701
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