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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,294 --> 00:00:03,762 (SPEAKING RUSSIAN) 2 00:00:05,964 --> 00:00:07,511 Speak fucking English! 3 00:00:07,674 --> 00:00:08,926 What's on his face? 4 00:00:09,092 --> 00:00:11,595 Oh, my God, Oh, my God! He got into my coke. 5 00:00:11,720 --> 00:00:13,063 (DOOR BUZZING) 6 00:00:13,055 --> 00:00:14,352 - Gallagher. -How is he? 7 00:00:14,515 --> 00:00:16,483 He's alive. Could have permanent brain damage. 8 00:00:16,642 --> 00:00:18,064 Please tell me that I love him, okay? 9 00:00:18,227 --> 00:00:19,353 And I'm so, so sorry. 10 00:00:19,520 --> 00:00:20,737 It wasn't Fiona's fault. 11 00:00:20,896 --> 00:00:22,819 Nobody saw Liam. You know that, right? 12 00:00:25,692 --> 00:00:27,865 (SOBBING) Liam is in the hospital. And he almost died. 13 00:00:28,028 --> 00:00:29,871 - LIP: Where were you last night? -DEBS: Matt's. 14 00:00:30,030 --> 00:00:31,452 V: Who's Matt? 15 00:00:31,615 --> 00:00:34,118 Oh, you're Matt? "The" Matt? How fucking old are you? 16 00:00:34,284 --> 00:00:35,285 We got to find Frank 17 00:00:35,452 --> 00:00:36,829 or they're gonna put Liam into foster care. 18 00:00:36,995 --> 00:00:38,247 Shit. 19 00:00:38,789 --> 00:00:41,258 - Frank! -We almost lost you. 20 00:00:41,416 --> 00:00:43,384 Nope. Not ready to punch my ticket yet. 21 00:00:43,544 --> 00:00:46,093 Gallagher, you made bail. 22 00:00:47,005 --> 00:00:49,633 We're just looking for our brother, Ian Gallagher. 23 00:00:49,800 --> 00:00:52,053 He's at work. The White Swallow, in Boystown. 24 00:00:52,219 --> 00:00:54,438 Some army MPs came by looking for you. 25 00:00:54,596 --> 00:00:56,690 They want to arrest you for going AWOL. 26 00:00:56,848 --> 00:00:58,771 That's hilarious. 27 00:01:00,143 --> 00:01:03,147 (ALL COOING) 28 00:01:03,814 --> 00:01:05,066 - Look at you. -Hey, buddy! 29 00:01:06,149 --> 00:01:08,026 (THEME MUSIC PLAYS) 30 00:01:14,149 --> 00:01:24,226 Ripped By mstoll 31 00:02:15,469 --> 00:02:18,473 (LIAM LAUGHING) 32 00:02:28,065 --> 00:02:30,113 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 33 00:02:42,704 --> 00:02:44,331 Can you do this? 34 00:02:44,956 --> 00:02:47,709 - Fiona coming down for breakfast? -She's not up yet. 35 00:02:47,876 --> 00:02:53,007 (PLAYFUL GASP) Here's your Tang, Liam. Here you go, baby. Here. 36 00:02:53,173 --> 00:02:54,265 Make sure he drinks the whole thing. 37 00:02:54,424 --> 00:02:55,892 - He needs his electrolytes. -Okay. 38 00:02:56,051 --> 00:02:57,268 That's right, and from now on, nothing goes in your mouth 39 00:02:57,427 --> 00:02:59,304 unless we give it to you, buddy. 40 00:02:59,471 --> 00:03:00,472 -Okay. -Okay. 41 00:03:00,639 --> 00:03:01,765 What's that smell? 42 00:03:02,766 --> 00:03:05,110 Guess! Frank, stop smoking weed! 43 00:03:05,268 --> 00:03:07,987 Carl, get Liam away from the stairs. 44 00:03:08,146 --> 00:03:09,614 Look, I'll take Liam to school today. 45 00:03:09,773 --> 00:03:11,696 I'll grab us some dinner while I'm there. 46 00:03:11,858 --> 00:03:13,235 What about Coq Au Vin? Sheila made it once. 47 00:03:13,402 --> 00:03:14,904 Yeah, well, I hope you remember what it tasted like. 48 00:03:15,070 --> 00:03:16,868 It's probably the last time you're gonna have it in your life. 49 00:03:17,030 --> 00:03:18,031 We could order a pizza. 50 00:03:18,198 --> 00:03:19,199 Fiona used to let us do that when she's working late. 51 00:03:19,366 --> 00:03:20,868 No, it's too expensive. All right? 52 00:03:21,034 --> 00:03:23,128 We're back to generics from Food 4 Less, and dumpster diving. 53 00:03:23,286 --> 00:03:25,004 I could buy a few groceries. 54 00:03:25,163 --> 00:03:27,882 Yeah, that'd be nice since we have two extra mouths to feed. 55 00:03:28,041 --> 00:03:30,635 Now why don't you just tell Frank to lay off the weed? 56 00:03:30,794 --> 00:03:33,013 He's very sick. Worse than ever. 57 00:03:33,171 --> 00:03:34,468 Yeah, well, we're very out on our asses 58 00:03:34,631 --> 00:03:36,224 if the social worker makes a surprise visit, 59 00:03:36,383 --> 00:03:37,680 and the place smells like Snoop Dogg. 60 00:03:37,843 --> 00:03:39,516 Yeah, the only reason we're letting you stay here 61 00:03:39,678 --> 00:03:40,804 is to take care of Frank. 62 00:03:40,971 --> 00:03:44,020 - I don't think you guys understand. -Understand? 63 00:03:44,182 --> 00:03:46,480 We've lived with that narcissistic asshole our whole lives. 64 00:03:46,643 --> 00:03:48,691 Now you're trying to play big sis? 65 00:03:48,854 --> 00:03:50,401 You're lucky we don't bounce you to the curb. 66 00:03:50,564 --> 00:03:54,114 - So if we say no more weed... -We mean no more weed. 67 00:03:54,276 --> 00:03:56,119 - Okay. Fine. -Good. 68 00:03:56,278 --> 00:03:57,495 Now listen, everybody, remember 69 00:03:57,654 --> 00:03:59,281 that when the social worker does show up... 70 00:03:59,448 --> 00:04:01,917 And this includes you too, Chuckie, so listen up. 71 00:04:02,075 --> 00:04:04,419 ...you text me immediately. I'll hop on the L. 72 00:04:04,578 --> 00:04:06,501 - What about Fiona? - I've got her covered, all right? 73 00:04:06,663 --> 00:04:08,961 I just need you to stall the social worker until I can get back. 74 00:04:09,124 --> 00:04:10,671 - Are we understood? -Yeah. 75 00:04:10,834 --> 00:04:12,051 - Yes? -Yes. 76 00:04:12,127 --> 00:04:13,845 (CELL PHONE RINGS) 77 00:04:13,962 --> 00:04:15,134 That's my ride. 78 00:04:15,297 --> 00:04:16,594 Got to stop by Sheila's to water her plants 79 00:04:16,757 --> 00:04:17,974 -while she's out of town. -Deb. 80 00:04:18,133 --> 00:04:19,259 And I won't be home for dinner. 81 00:04:19,426 --> 00:04:21,554 - Why? Where you going? -Friend's. 82 00:04:25,098 --> 00:04:27,271 Hey, Sammi, listen. 83 00:04:27,726 --> 00:04:30,320 We've been dumped into foster care way too many times 84 00:04:30,479 --> 00:04:32,026 because of that prick upstairs. 85 00:04:32,522 --> 00:04:33,944 There's no way I'm letting it happen again. 86 00:04:34,524 --> 00:04:36,367 Here you go. 87 00:04:41,615 --> 00:04:43,788 - Hi. -Morning. 88 00:04:43,950 --> 00:04:45,076 Morning. 89 00:04:45,243 --> 00:04:49,373 - Hey, can I get a ride? -Your ride's over there. 90 00:05:04,763 --> 00:05:06,015 Uh-uh. 91 00:05:06,014 --> 00:05:07,766 - Stop it. -Come on, V. 92 00:05:07,933 --> 00:05:08,980 No. 93 00:05:09,601 --> 00:05:12,775 - I'm too bloated and constipated. - I'll fuck it loose for you. 94 00:05:12,938 --> 00:05:14,155 Ew! 95 00:05:14,689 --> 00:05:18,489 I don't mean in the butt. Morning sex keeps you regular. 96 00:05:18,652 --> 00:05:21,451 - No, I'm not in the mood. -You're never in the mood. 97 00:05:21,613 --> 00:05:23,581 That's because Huey, Dewey, and Louie, 98 00:05:23,740 --> 00:05:25,617 are taking up all the room down there. 99 00:05:25,784 --> 00:05:28,162 Are we ever gonna have sex again before they come out? 100 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:29,625 Probably not. 101 00:05:29,788 --> 00:05:32,416 Don't know how women say they get horny when they pregnant. 102 00:05:32,874 --> 00:05:35,798 - All right, well, jack me off then. -Jack yourself off. 103 00:05:35,961 --> 00:05:38,760 Fine. But let me get something to look at. Peek at a titty. 104 00:05:38,839 --> 00:05:40,056 Mm-mm. 105 00:05:40,131 --> 00:05:43,556 - Everything is hairy and gross. -Since when? You're never hairy. 106 00:05:44,261 --> 00:05:46,229 Leave me alone. From hormones. 107 00:05:46,388 --> 00:05:47,731 I got hair growing everywhere 108 00:05:47,889 --> 00:05:49,857 and mucous coming out of me for days. 109 00:05:50,016 --> 00:05:52,860 All right, fine. I'm gonna go jack myself off in the bathroom. 110 00:05:53,019 --> 00:05:56,023 But I don't think it's gonna work thinking about all of your mucous. 111 00:06:02,404 --> 00:06:04,077 I'm gonna need to borrow your truck today. 112 00:06:04,239 --> 00:06:05,240 KEVIN: What for? 113 00:06:05,407 --> 00:06:07,535 I've got to take Fiona to the courthouse for her prelim, 114 00:06:07,701 --> 00:06:09,703 and then I have a Dr. Ma appointment. 115 00:06:09,870 --> 00:06:12,669 KEVIN: Oh, shit. No. Dr. Ma? 116 00:06:12,831 --> 00:06:16,005 I gotta go with you. I can't miss an ultrasound. 117 00:06:16,668 --> 00:06:19,467 I love watching those dudes grow but I gotta work tonight. 118 00:06:19,629 --> 00:06:21,848 Yeah, well, you'll go next week. 119 00:06:22,007 --> 00:06:25,011 KEVIN: All right. Bring me those pictures, okay? 120 00:06:27,178 --> 00:06:31,024 - You finished already? -Mm. Know thyself. 121 00:06:45,280 --> 00:06:47,578 Hey! What the fuck? Can I take a shit in private, please? 122 00:06:47,741 --> 00:06:50,711 - Douche bag, go find your boyfriend. -Get the fuck out! Close the door. 123 00:06:50,869 --> 00:06:53,338 I looked for him all day yesterday and he's not answering my texts. 124 00:06:53,496 --> 00:06:54,497 What the fuck are you talking about? 125 00:06:54,664 --> 00:06:56,291 Don't play dumb with me. 126 00:06:56,458 --> 00:06:59,928 Ian! You know, you're the reason that he left. 127 00:07:00,086 --> 00:07:02,680 So go find him. I gotta go to work. 128 00:07:02,839 --> 00:07:03,886 Not my fucking problem. 129 00:07:04,049 --> 00:07:07,223 You know what? Nothing's ever your problem. 130 00:07:07,385 --> 00:07:10,980 For once, you know, make something your problem. 131 00:07:12,182 --> 00:07:14,560 What the fuck does a squirrel have to do with waffles, anyway? 132 00:07:15,435 --> 00:07:17,233 (DOOR SLAMS CLOSED) 133 00:07:17,228 --> 00:07:19,151 Oh, fuck. Mandy! 134 00:07:35,330 --> 00:07:37,332 (SIGHS) 135 00:07:54,683 --> 00:07:57,152 -(GURGLES) -(GROANS) 136 00:08:01,398 --> 00:08:03,571 LIP: Hey, buddy, we're gonna leave the house 137 00:08:03,692 --> 00:08:07,447 so we need your hat and diapers. 138 00:08:13,243 --> 00:08:16,622 -Hey. -Hey. 139 00:08:18,456 --> 00:08:24,179 Hi, peanut. Hey. It's okay. 140 00:08:24,337 --> 00:08:27,181 Come here. Come here, peanut. Come here. 141 00:08:27,382 --> 00:08:31,103 How are you? How are you feeling? 142 00:08:31,636 --> 00:08:34,765 Are you okay? Yeah? 143 00:08:38,101 --> 00:08:42,402 I'm so sorry. I would never do anything to hurt you. 144 00:08:42,564 --> 00:08:45,443 I would never do anything to hurt this face. This face. 145 00:08:45,608 --> 00:08:48,487 Hey, Liam, come on. We're gonna be late. Come here, bud. 146 00:08:48,653 --> 00:08:50,496 - Where you going? -School. 147 00:08:50,655 --> 00:08:52,749 - With Liam? -Yeah. 148 00:08:52,907 --> 00:08:54,830 Well, I was gonna go meet with my lawyer, 149 00:08:54,993 --> 00:08:58,293 -but I was gonna take Liam with me. -No, thanks. 150 00:08:58,455 --> 00:09:00,002 - Come on. -Lip... 151 00:09:00,165 --> 00:09:02,668 - There you are. -It was an accident. 152 00:09:02,834 --> 00:09:05,053 We're gonna put your coat on downstairs. ls that okay? 153 00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:07,798 Yeah? Yeah? 154 00:09:11,259 --> 00:09:12,681 Sort your shit out. 155 00:09:22,312 --> 00:09:26,237 That Gallagher kid's sister gave his baby brother cocaine. 156 00:09:26,691 --> 00:09:28,819 Dude, I bet he's retarded now from it. 157 00:09:29,402 --> 00:09:30,619 Totally. 158 00:09:31,654 --> 00:09:33,952 - ♪ Cocaine baby brother♪ ♪ Cocaine baby brother ♪ 159 00:09:34,115 --> 00:09:36,709 - ♪ Cocaine baby brother♪ ♪ Cocaine baby brother ♪ 160 00:09:36,868 --> 00:09:38,666 - ♪ Retarded little Gallagher ♪ ♪ Retarded little Gallagher ♪ 161 00:09:38,870 --> 00:09:41,168 - ♪ Cocaine baby brother ♪ ♪ Cocaine baby brother ♪ 162 00:09:41,331 --> 00:09:43,709 BOTH: Cocaine baby brother. 163 00:09:48,963 --> 00:09:52,433 Come on. Are you fucking kidding me? 164 00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:54,560 When's this thing gonna be done? 165 00:09:54,719 --> 00:09:58,098 Yeah, sure, it's not your business you're camped out in front of. 166 00:09:58,264 --> 00:10:01,143 Unbelievable, someone pays you for hole standing. 167 00:10:01,309 --> 00:10:03,607 How do I get a job like that? 168 00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:05,734 Seriously? This is what you're doing? 169 00:10:05,897 --> 00:10:07,991 You're just staring at that one guy working? 170 00:10:10,068 --> 00:10:11,786 Hey, buddy. When you're done with work, 171 00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:15,165 come on in for a beer. But just you, not them! 172 00:10:15,323 --> 00:10:19,544 Enjoy your coffee. Fucking hole standers. 173 00:10:32,090 --> 00:10:33,182 MAN: Where's the keg? 174 00:10:33,341 --> 00:10:34,843 A little early to be drinking, isn't it? 175 00:10:36,261 --> 00:10:38,639 - Shit. -Where's the keg? 176 00:10:38,805 --> 00:10:41,024 What kind of keg you looking for? 177 00:10:41,182 --> 00:10:43,184 We got old style, Schlitz, Michelob-- 178 00:10:43,351 --> 00:10:45,570 Not a keg of beer, asshole! The keg with the money in it! 179 00:10:46,813 --> 00:10:47,905 No idea what you're talking about. 180 00:10:48,398 --> 00:10:50,025 (GUNFIRE) 181 00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:54,909 That's my fucking keg! 182 00:10:55,071 --> 00:10:57,790 That's my money, bitches! That's my money! 183 00:10:57,949 --> 00:11:00,043 Bitches, that's my fucking money! 184 00:11:00,201 --> 00:11:02,920 Even now you're just gonna stand there and do nothing? 185 00:11:04,038 --> 00:11:05,756 Those fucking kids robbed me! 186 00:11:05,915 --> 00:11:08,464 Could you at least help me get this duct tape off? 187 00:11:08,626 --> 00:11:13,257 Ahh! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! 188 00:11:15,967 --> 00:11:18,766 - Dorm. -Yeah, and what's in a dorm? 189 00:11:18,928 --> 00:11:22,398 - Hipsters. -Hipsters. Very good. Very good. 190 00:11:22,557 --> 00:11:27,688 All right, come on. Going up. Whoo-hoo-hoo! There we go. 191 00:11:29,230 --> 00:11:32,985 - Jesus! -Oh, shit. Sorry. Sorry. 192 00:11:33,151 --> 00:11:35,574 You know, it's not like it's my room or anything. 193 00:11:36,905 --> 00:11:38,327 Okay. Fine. I'm dressed. 194 00:11:38,489 --> 00:11:41,618 All right. Come here, buddy. 195 00:11:41,784 --> 00:11:44,207 - Who's this? -Liam. He's my kid brother. 196 00:11:45,455 --> 00:11:48,550 - Hi, Liam. -You know, I'm just grabbing a book. 197 00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:49,834 And we're gonna get out of here. 198 00:11:50,001 --> 00:11:52,254 I'm sure you have some kind of a sorority, 199 00:11:52,420 --> 00:11:55,845 cheerleader, Mensa, vagina meeting or something. 200 00:11:56,299 --> 00:11:59,052 - Hey, Liam, do you like clementines? -No! 201 00:11:59,636 --> 00:12:01,354 It's okay, buddy. Go ahead. 202 00:12:02,180 --> 00:12:04,103 (AMANDA LAUGHS) 203 00:12:04,098 --> 00:12:08,353 - It's not a ball, it's food. Here. - It's good. 204 00:12:09,479 --> 00:12:10,480 - You? -No. 205 00:12:10,647 --> 00:12:15,403 But if you're cracking open that Toblerone. Thanks. 206 00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:19,198 My parents send me this care package crap once a week. 207 00:12:19,364 --> 00:12:21,992 Yeah, my parents, they sent me a care package, too. 208 00:12:23,534 --> 00:12:25,161 Seriously, take anything you want. 209 00:12:25,328 --> 00:12:27,797 - Or if you have a request. -What? 210 00:12:27,956 --> 00:12:29,333 Yeah, Kuzner was getting back acne, 211 00:12:29,499 --> 00:12:31,922 so I told my dad that I needed Accutane. 212 00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:34,713 Sent me a six-month 'script. Never knew it wasn't for me. 213 00:12:34,879 --> 00:12:40,602 - Is he a doctor or something? -No. Just connected. Miami. 214 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:41,886 Is that where you're from? 215 00:12:42,053 --> 00:12:45,648 - After all these months, huh? -Sorry. 216 00:12:46,808 --> 00:12:50,062 Hey, I could watch Liam for you if you wanted. 217 00:12:50,228 --> 00:12:52,947 - Like while you're in class. -No, that's okay. 218 00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:55,279 I don't have anything till five o'clock. 219 00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:58,536 No, we just went through some pretty serious shit at home. 220 00:12:58,695 --> 00:13:01,323 So I'm being kind of protective of him right now. Right? 221 00:13:01,489 --> 00:13:03,787 I'll send you a text picture every 30 minutes. 222 00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:07,954 Well, call me, you know, if there's a problem. 223 00:13:09,163 --> 00:13:11,040 Yeah, don't worry. Everything will be fine. 224 00:13:11,207 --> 00:13:13,505 Hey, Amanda's gonna watch you for a few hours. 225 00:13:13,668 --> 00:13:14,885 - Is that okay, buddy? -Okay. 226 00:13:15,044 --> 00:13:16,967 -Okay. -Okay. 227 00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:22,894 Hi, Pops. Poppy? Daddy? 228 00:13:23,594 --> 00:13:25,221 Still trying to figure out what to call you. 229 00:13:25,763 --> 00:13:29,734 - Working on that blog again? -Five chapters. 230 00:13:29,892 --> 00:13:33,192 - Oh, my God. What's that smell? -Burger King. I got you a Whopper-- 231 00:13:33,354 --> 00:13:36,107 - Get it out! Get it out! -My goodness. I'm sorry. 232 00:13:36,399 --> 00:13:38,197 (VOMITING) 233 00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:39,945 SAMMI: Ohh... 234 00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:42,076 - Oh, God. -The smell did it? 235 00:13:42,238 --> 00:13:44,115 You need more proof than this? 236 00:13:44,907 --> 00:13:47,877 Let's get you off these stinky sheets. 237 00:13:48,036 --> 00:13:49,754 Time to change them, anyway. 238 00:13:49,912 --> 00:13:53,382 - Be careful. My papers. -Okay. Okay. 239 00:13:56,252 --> 00:13:58,175 (GROANING) 240 00:14:00,214 --> 00:14:02,933 I'm cold. Give me my pipe. 241 00:14:03,092 --> 00:14:04,514 Pops, Debbie and Lip asked me 242 00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:06,679 not to let you light up in the house anymore. 243 00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:09,144 Had a little run-in with them this morning. 244 00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:11,938 Don't think they like me very much. 245 00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:16,361 Well, screw them. I'll light up any time I want. 246 00:14:17,148 --> 00:14:20,823 I'll blow smoke in their eyes until they cry if I feel like it. 247 00:14:20,985 --> 00:14:23,784 Lip said the social worker's gonna show up unannounced. 248 00:14:23,946 --> 00:14:28,042 Yeah, the social worker can bite my ball bag. 249 00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:31,205 I'm not the one who let Liam get into a pile of coke. 250 00:14:32,955 --> 00:14:36,004 - You know that was an accident. -Come on. What are you doing? 251 00:14:36,167 --> 00:14:39,797 We have to be on our best behavior. 252 00:14:39,962 --> 00:14:41,214 I'm in pain. 253 00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:42,507 They could end up in foster care. 254 00:14:42,673 --> 00:14:44,641 Don't you wanna keep this family together? 255 00:14:44,801 --> 00:14:48,601 They're poisoning you. That's what's going on. 256 00:14:48,763 --> 00:14:51,312 You'll turn against me, you mark my words. 257 00:14:51,474 --> 00:14:54,023 How can you say that? Take it back! 258 00:14:54,185 --> 00:14:55,607 Fuck you. 259 00:14:57,688 --> 00:15:01,864 I would never, ever turn against you. 260 00:15:02,026 --> 00:15:05,701 Yeah? Well, then prove it. Give me my pipe. 261 00:15:08,699 --> 00:15:13,796 How about I give you your next Oxy instead, huh? 262 00:15:13,955 --> 00:15:15,548 (PILLS RATTLING) 263 00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:21,255 That's a good idea. Now you're thinking. 264 00:15:28,136 --> 00:15:29,388 You'll be fine. It's just a formality. 265 00:15:29,554 --> 00:15:31,056 The bathroom line took forever. 266 00:15:31,222 --> 00:15:32,474 There's a guy out there who's here 267 00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:34,688 because he threw bleach on his baby's mama. 268 00:15:34,851 --> 00:15:36,899 CLERK: On Your Honor's preliminary hearing calendar, 269 00:15:37,061 --> 00:15:40,565 calling case 86974356. 270 00:15:41,023 --> 00:15:43,367 State of Illinois v. Fiona Gallagher. 271 00:15:43,818 --> 00:15:45,445 Craig Jeffries on behalf of the State of Illinois. 272 00:15:45,820 --> 00:15:47,948 Maria Vidal, on behalf of Fiona Gallagher, 273 00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:50,082 -who's on my left. -Good morning. 274 00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:53,332 Ms. Gallagher, at your arraignment, you entered a plea of "not guilty". 275 00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:56,172 - Is that still your plea? -Absolutely, Your Honor. 276 00:15:56,330 --> 00:15:58,332 And, Mr. Jeffries, where does the government stand on this case? 277 00:15:58,499 --> 00:15:59,500 Your Honor, we have enough evidence 278 00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:01,044 to proceed with possession and child endangerment. 279 00:16:01,210 --> 00:16:02,803 Child endangerment? It was an accident. 280 00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:05,385 Mr. Jeffries, what evidence have you submitted at this point? 281 00:16:05,590 --> 00:16:07,308 The police report from the arresting officer, 282 00:16:07,425 --> 00:16:09,553 which includes an admission of guilt from the defendant, 283 00:16:09,719 --> 00:16:11,892 the cocaine removed from the face and the hands of the victim 284 00:16:12,054 --> 00:16:13,476 and a toxicology report 285 00:16:13,639 --> 00:16:15,266 indicating the levels of the drug in the child's system 286 00:16:15,433 --> 00:16:17,185 when he was admitted to the ER. 287 00:16:17,351 --> 00:16:19,649 We'll be asking for a minimum of five years in state prison. 288 00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:20,813 What? 289 00:16:21,439 --> 00:16:23,282 It is our hope, Your Honor, 290 00:16:23,524 --> 00:16:25,026 that the court will take into consideration 291 00:16:25,193 --> 00:16:26,820 that this is my client's first offense, 292 00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:28,738 and that the state granted her guardianship 293 00:16:28,905 --> 00:16:30,873 of her five siblings last year. 294 00:16:31,032 --> 00:16:33,205 Ms. Vidal, I urge you and the ADA 295 00:16:33,367 --> 00:16:35,415 to discuss this matter outside of my courtroom. 296 00:16:35,578 --> 00:16:37,626 Work something out. Come back with a plea bargain. 297 00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:39,082 - Yes, Your Honor. -ATTORNEY: Yes, Your Honor. 298 00:16:39,207 --> 00:16:40,379 You're dismissed. 299 00:16:40,541 --> 00:16:43,886 - What's going on? -Good news. Come on. 300 00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:53,354 Where's Mickey? No, please don't answer. 301 00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:55,686 God forbid, you do something meaningful with your lives. 302 00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:57,942 You should work for the city. 303 00:16:58,100 --> 00:16:59,101 You have qualities they're looking for. 304 00:16:59,268 --> 00:17:00,986 Hey, what the hell are you doing here? 305 00:17:01,145 --> 00:17:04,649 - I need a gun. -Who you gonna kill? 306 00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:09,695 You wearing cologne? 307 00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:12,828 No. It's Kenyatta's perfume soap shit. 308 00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:15,413 - You use another dude's soap? -So what? 309 00:17:15,576 --> 00:17:17,544 -It's got pubes on it. -No, it doesn't. 310 00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:19,421 Yes, it does. What guy doesn't have pubes on his soap? 311 00:17:19,580 --> 00:17:20,877 My soap doesn't have pubes on it. 312 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,337 Well, obviously, you're not washing your pubes. 313 00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:24,423 You came all the way down here to talk about my pubes? 314 00:17:24,585 --> 00:17:26,053 Just give me a gun. 315 00:17:28,339 --> 00:17:30,933 You run a bar on the South Side. How the fuck do you not have a gun? 316 00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:32,097 Not everyone's a thug. 317 00:17:33,427 --> 00:17:35,521 - What you need it for, anyway? -Alibi got robbed. 318 00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:37,774 They stole the keg that I keep the money in. 319 00:17:37,932 --> 00:17:39,309 Wait, wait. The rub and tug money? 320 00:17:39,475 --> 00:17:40,476 Considering it's the only money 321 00:17:40,643 --> 00:17:41,690 that I'm pulling in these days, yeah. 322 00:17:41,852 --> 00:17:44,321 - You keep that in a fucking keg? -I don't trust the banks. 323 00:17:44,855 --> 00:17:46,198 Kev, that's my money. 324 00:17:46,357 --> 00:17:49,076 No, it's my money with 30 percent going to you. 325 00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:51,329 30 per-- Who came up with that? We're 50-50. 326 00:17:51,487 --> 00:17:54,616 - Bullshit. 50-50? It's my bar. -My whores. 327 00:17:54,782 --> 00:17:56,079 Yeah? Well, get your ass down there and protect your whores. 328 00:17:56,242 --> 00:17:57,334 You're supposed to be providing security. 329 00:17:57,493 --> 00:17:59,962 - Not for 30 percent I'm not. -What's going on? 330 00:18:00,121 --> 00:18:02,215 Steven Seagal here let somebody steal our cash. 331 00:18:02,373 --> 00:18:04,751 Yes, because your pube-loving husband wasn't doing his job. 332 00:18:06,627 --> 00:18:07,628 SVETLANA: Hey, where you going? 333 00:18:07,795 --> 00:18:09,923 I gotta take care of something important. 334 00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:12,763 I'll be down to the bar to protect your seven-foot ass as soon as I can. 335 00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:14,848 No, we cannot work if it's dangerous. 336 00:18:15,011 --> 00:18:17,480 It's not dangerous. It's not gonna get robbed twice in a day. 337 00:18:18,973 --> 00:18:20,145 If it does, can you please shoot them 338 00:18:20,308 --> 00:18:21,560 in the fucking face this time? 339 00:18:22,059 --> 00:18:25,529 Hey. You know how to use this thing? 340 00:18:27,064 --> 00:18:28,065 Of course I know how to use it. 341 00:18:29,025 --> 00:18:30,277 Oh, my God. 342 00:18:30,735 --> 00:18:32,954 (MUTTERING IN RUSSIAN) 343 00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:36,662 Thanks very much. Appreciate it. 344 00:18:39,327 --> 00:18:40,954 What did he say? 345 00:18:41,495 --> 00:18:44,465 At this point, all our conversations need to be privileged. 346 00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:47,173 - What? -I need to talk to Fiona alone. 347 00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:50,171 I have a doctor's appointment, anyway. You gonna be okay? 348 00:18:50,921 --> 00:18:52,468 -I'll talk to you later. -Okay. 349 00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:55,806 Walk with me. I gotta be at Cook County in 20 minutes. 350 00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:59,598 I asked Mr. Jeffries if he'd agree to three years probation. 351 00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:01,148 Wow, that'd be great. 352 00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:03,560 No promises. But it is possible. 353 00:19:03,726 --> 00:19:05,148 You'd have to plead guilty. 354 00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:06,984 That means you'll have a criminal record. 355 00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:09,865 - But no jail time? -Very little if any. 356 00:19:10,024 --> 00:19:13,654 - How very little? -Sixty days? Ninety tops? 357 00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:15,154 Wait, so I get probation, 358 00:19:15,321 --> 00:19:18,450 but I still have to go to jail for three months? 359 00:19:18,616 --> 00:19:20,835 It's only for a fraction of the time they're asking for. 360 00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:22,586 I can't go back to jail. 361 00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:25,373 Why don't we just wait and see what he proposes? 362 00:19:26,082 --> 00:19:27,425 Can we go to trial? 363 00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:29,335 Fiona, I do this every day. 364 00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:32,255 I'm telling you. We have a great argument for probation. 365 00:19:32,421 --> 00:19:35,425 You're a first time offender and you called the paramedics. 366 00:19:35,758 --> 00:19:37,726 DA doesn't want you clogging up the jail, 367 00:19:37,927 --> 00:19:39,474 or this case gumming up the system, 368 00:19:39,637 --> 00:19:42,231 taking them away from real criminal cases. 369 00:19:42,390 --> 00:19:44,518 But what happened with Liam was horrific. 370 00:19:45,101 --> 00:19:46,353 A jury is gonna hate you. 371 00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:49,068 I can negotiate the hell out of this. 372 00:19:49,230 --> 00:19:51,107 I don't wanna go to jail at all. 373 00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:54,364 Well, we don't get everything we want. 374 00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:56,120 And a good negotiation 375 00:19:56,278 --> 00:19:58,872 is when both sides feel like they got screwed. 376 00:20:01,283 --> 00:20:04,787 PROFESSOR:The third law of thermodynamics simply stated is, 377 00:20:04,954 --> 00:20:08,128 "The entropy of a perfect crystal at absolute zero 378 00:20:08,290 --> 00:20:11,510 - is exactly equal to zero." - (CELL PHONE VIBRATES) 379 00:20:12,002 --> 00:20:13,504 Now, from our earlier discussions, 380 00:20:13,671 --> 00:20:15,423 we know that entropy is a measure of what? 381 00:20:16,132 --> 00:20:17,224 ALL: Disorder. 382 00:20:17,383 --> 00:20:19,351 And a crystal is a solid 383 00:20:19,510 --> 00:20:22,855 whose atoms, or molecules, or ions are arranged 384 00:20:23,013 --> 00:20:24,765 - in what kind of pattern? - ALL: Ordered. 385 00:20:24,932 --> 00:20:27,276 PROFESSOR: Very good. We'll pick this up tomorrow. 386 00:20:27,435 --> 00:20:28,857 Don't forget. 387 00:20:29,019 --> 00:20:32,148 Assignments e-mailed to me by five p.m. this evening. 388 00:20:32,314 --> 00:20:34,988 Hey, Professor Sacco. I'm sorry. 389 00:20:35,151 --> 00:20:37,028 I don't think I'm gonna be able to get my assignment in tonight. 390 00:20:37,194 --> 00:20:39,868 I had a bit of a family crisis. 391 00:20:40,030 --> 00:20:42,954 - When do you think you'll have it? -Tomorrow. 392 00:20:44,285 --> 00:20:46,413 Every day it's late, I'm docking you a half a grade. 393 00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:49,458 - Comprende ? - Yes, comprende. Thank you. 394 00:20:51,542 --> 00:20:54,386 What's chicken cordon bleu? 395 00:20:54,545 --> 00:20:56,513 Nothing you can make with what's in Matty's kitchen. 396 00:20:56,672 --> 00:20:58,015 Well, what should I make him for dinner then? 397 00:20:58,174 --> 00:20:59,801 Since when did you guys get back together? 398 00:20:59,967 --> 00:21:01,514 He helped when Fiona got arrested. 399 00:21:01,677 --> 00:21:04,521 Good thing I didn't hit on him. I was totally gonna. 400 00:21:04,638 --> 00:21:05,764 Okay. 401 00:21:05,890 --> 00:21:08,860 This algebra crap is ridic. Who gives a shit about math? 402 00:21:09,143 --> 00:21:11,271 - When am I ever gonna use it? -Probably all the time. 403 00:21:11,437 --> 00:21:13,110 Let me just copy yours. 404 00:21:13,439 --> 00:21:14,907 How about spaghetti and meatballs? 405 00:21:15,065 --> 00:21:17,238 - Anything with balls in it is good. -Okay. 406 00:21:17,401 --> 00:21:18,869 - Hey. - Hi. 407 00:21:19,069 --> 00:21:20,867 Where the hell have you been? 408 00:21:20,988 --> 00:21:22,080 Gary broke up with me, 409 00:21:22,156 --> 00:21:23,874 because his parents don't want him to have a baby. 410 00:21:24,033 --> 00:21:27,913 - So I cut myself. -What? 411 00:21:28,078 --> 00:21:30,297 - Then my mother found out. -That you cut yourself? 412 00:21:30,456 --> 00:21:32,458 No, that Gary broke up with me. 413 00:21:33,042 --> 00:21:34,885 So she dragged me to his house this morning, 414 00:21:35,044 --> 00:21:36,170 but he was still asleep. 415 00:21:36,337 --> 00:21:39,181 So my mom and his mom got into this huge fight. 416 00:21:39,340 --> 00:21:41,058 Then the cops came. 417 00:21:41,217 --> 00:21:43,640 And that's how come I'm late for school. 418 00:21:43,803 --> 00:21:47,524 - But Why'd you cut yourself? -Yeah, that was stupid. 419 00:21:47,681 --> 00:21:50,150 The one time a guy dumped me, I just made myself puke. 420 00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:51,561 Think Gary will get back together with you? 421 00:21:51,727 --> 00:21:53,604 He said he'd think about it. 422 00:21:53,771 --> 00:21:54,988 You should totally have a family emergency. 423 00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:56,774 That'll make him come back. Worked with Matty. 424 00:21:56,941 --> 00:21:58,693 Okay, like what? 425 00:21:58,859 --> 00:21:59,860 You could tell him your dog got sick. 426 00:22:00,027 --> 00:22:02,655 - Or that you got molested. -That's a good one. 427 00:22:04,532 --> 00:22:06,409 Good afternoon. Sorry about the wait. 428 00:22:06,575 --> 00:22:08,077 Had to throw a stitch into a patient's cervix 429 00:22:08,244 --> 00:22:09,871 before her little critter slipped out too early. 430 00:22:10,037 --> 00:22:11,380 - Yikes. -But we're all good. 431 00:22:11,539 --> 00:22:14,383 And it's time to look at your little critters. 432 00:22:14,792 --> 00:22:18,467 - Okay. What, no Kev? -Work. 433 00:22:18,462 --> 00:22:23,263 Mm. And how have you been feeling lately? 434 00:22:23,425 --> 00:22:25,143 Bloated and fat. 435 00:22:28,430 --> 00:22:33,027 - Something wrong? -Well, I have the two. 436 00:22:33,185 --> 00:22:36,485 But I can't seem to find the other. Let's see. 437 00:22:36,647 --> 00:22:38,445 Sometimes they hide. 438 00:22:38,941 --> 00:22:39,942 Yeah, well, check behind my bladder 439 00:22:40,109 --> 00:22:42,032 because I've been peeing like 50 times a day. 440 00:22:42,194 --> 00:22:43,616 Where are you? 441 00:22:45,656 --> 00:22:49,001 Well, I think we might have a fetal resorption. 442 00:22:50,035 --> 00:22:51,082 What the hell is that? 443 00:22:51,245 --> 00:22:52,667 It happens with multiples. 444 00:22:52,830 --> 00:22:54,332 When the fetus isn't strong enough to survive, 445 00:22:54,498 --> 00:22:56,045 the others sometimes absorb it. 446 00:22:57,084 --> 00:23:01,555 -"Absorb it?" As in eat it? -Not exactly. But yes. 447 00:23:03,674 --> 00:23:05,642 One of my babies is gone? 448 00:23:05,801 --> 00:23:07,929 But the other two look very healthy. 449 00:23:10,180 --> 00:23:11,807 Is it something that I did? 450 00:23:11,974 --> 00:23:15,103 Nope, just Mother Nature's way of selecting out the weaker baby. 451 00:23:21,775 --> 00:23:24,574 - MAN: Looking fine. -Fuck off. 452 00:23:24,737 --> 00:23:26,284 I like them rough. 453 00:23:26,906 --> 00:23:28,783 I'm Scott. You want to get out of here? 454 00:23:28,949 --> 00:23:31,623 No, I don't want to-- You seen this kid? 455 00:23:32,036 --> 00:23:33,253 You like them skinny. 456 00:23:33,412 --> 00:23:35,460 I could lose 30 pounds if you wanted. 457 00:23:35,623 --> 00:23:36,840 Thirty poun-- Maybe in your ass, man. 458 00:23:36,999 --> 00:23:38,376 Where's the manager? 459 00:23:41,629 --> 00:23:45,179 - Yo, you the manager? -Who's asking? 460 00:23:45,341 --> 00:23:46,763 Since you just saw me speaking, 461 00:23:46,926 --> 00:23:48,223 I'm gonna take a wild stab it was me. 462 00:23:48,385 --> 00:23:51,480 - You seen this kid? His name is Ian. -Never saw him before. 463 00:23:51,639 --> 00:23:53,812 Why don't you take a look again? 464 00:23:53,974 --> 00:23:55,897 He used to work here so I'm pretty sure you have. 465 00:23:56,060 --> 00:23:57,277 I can't keep track of every twink 466 00:23:57,436 --> 00:23:59,313 who comes and goes in this place, all right? 467 00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:02,700 Okay. This twink went AWOL a couple days ago 468 00:24:02,858 --> 00:24:05,361 after your bouncer kicked his brother and kid sister 469 00:24:05,527 --> 00:24:06,949 out into the street. You remember that? 470 00:24:07,112 --> 00:24:08,113 Look, you little tweaker. 471 00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:09,953 You think you're the first one to come in here boo-hooing 472 00:24:10,115 --> 00:24:11,116 about some cocktail slut 473 00:24:11,283 --> 00:24:14,002 who jacked you off in the bathroom, told you it was true love, 474 00:24:14,161 --> 00:24:16,630 and then disappeared? Trust me. You're not. 475 00:24:16,789 --> 00:24:18,507 So why don't you buy yourself a drink, 476 00:24:18,666 --> 00:24:20,009 and fall in love with somebody else? 477 00:24:21,168 --> 00:24:24,763 - You calling me gay? -Please, honey. 478 00:24:25,506 --> 00:24:26,974 You make Justin Bieber look straight. 479 00:24:27,925 --> 00:24:29,768 Ow! Ow! Ow! 480 00:24:29,802 --> 00:24:32,931 Now, I know you know where he is, dick breath. 481 00:24:33,013 --> 00:24:34,390 So you're gonna tell me, 482 00:24:34,473 --> 00:24:36,942 or I'm gonna shut this come-hole down over possession, 483 00:24:37,101 --> 00:24:39,354 intent to sell, and prostitution. Okay? 484 00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:42,194 He's at our other location. Fairy Tail in Boystown. 485 00:24:42,356 --> 00:24:46,236 Thank you. That so difficult? 486 00:24:49,279 --> 00:24:50,826 Yo, anybody coming? 487 00:24:50,990 --> 00:24:53,869 No, but hurry up, man. Apurate. Come on. 488 00:24:54,034 --> 00:24:56,207 - All right. -Hurry. 489 00:24:56,370 --> 00:24:58,043 Frozen burger patties look good. 490 00:24:58,664 --> 00:25:00,416 Gringo, how you gonna get out with all that stuff 491 00:25:00,582 --> 00:25:03,051 -and not get caught? -l'm not going out the front. 492 00:25:03,210 --> 00:25:05,759 Okay, take the trash out, put this on top of the dumpster. 493 00:25:05,921 --> 00:25:07,798 I'll grab it on my way home. 494 00:25:08,298 --> 00:25:10,346 You're not as dumb as you look. You know that, right? 495 00:25:12,511 --> 00:25:14,184 - That should do it. Got that? -Got it, got it, got it. 496 00:25:14,346 --> 00:25:16,690 - All right. -See you later, gringo. 497 00:25:18,017 --> 00:25:20,611 Hey. How you doing? 498 00:25:21,603 --> 00:25:24,447 Know how many Tumblr drinking blogs there are out there? 499 00:25:25,357 --> 00:25:27,485 I could write a better one than these douche bags. 500 00:25:27,651 --> 00:25:30,905 Wait, so your mother was dating two different guys 501 00:25:31,071 --> 00:25:34,575 -while your father was in prison. -That we knew of. 502 00:25:35,117 --> 00:25:40,999 "Smoking a coke-laced bowl of weed is the best high ever?" Amateurs. 503 00:25:41,165 --> 00:25:45,045 - Wasn't she afraid he'd find out? -FRANK: He did. Got an early release. 504 00:25:45,294 --> 00:25:47,547 Walked in on her screwing Vavoo. 505 00:25:47,713 --> 00:25:51,058 Some busboy she brought home from the restaurant. 506 00:25:51,216 --> 00:25:56,017 - Oh my God. What did he do? -Vavoo? He crapped himself. 507 00:25:56,180 --> 00:25:58,182 (SAMANTHA LAUGHS) 508 00:25:58,348 --> 00:26:00,100 My father did what he always did. 509 00:26:00,267 --> 00:26:02,019 - Beat on me. -Why you? 510 00:26:02,186 --> 00:26:05,110 It was my fault. It was always my fault. 511 00:26:05,272 --> 00:26:07,240 My mom got away scot-free. 512 00:26:07,399 --> 00:26:10,369 I got a whupping. Said I should've been keeping her in line. 513 00:26:10,527 --> 00:26:14,998 What about Uncle Clayton and Wyatt and Jerry? 514 00:26:15,157 --> 00:26:17,706 They were his favorites. Why do you care so much? 515 00:26:17,868 --> 00:26:20,712 Just want us to get closer since we have limited time. 516 00:26:20,871 --> 00:26:24,501 Limited ti-- We do not have limited time! 517 00:26:24,666 --> 00:26:27,215 Jesus! What's the matter with you? 518 00:26:27,377 --> 00:26:28,469 Jesus! 519 00:26:28,629 --> 00:26:30,882 Isn't this why you're writing your memoirs? 520 00:26:31,048 --> 00:26:35,929 I am not writing my memoirs. This is my gift to humankind. 521 00:26:36,095 --> 00:26:37,438 This is my trade book. 522 00:26:37,596 --> 00:26:39,769 People will pay good money for my knowledge. 523 00:26:39,932 --> 00:26:41,479 You're right, you're right. 524 00:26:41,642 --> 00:26:43,440 Why are you listening to the doctors? 525 00:26:43,602 --> 00:26:45,821 They don't know what the fuck they're talking about. 526 00:26:45,979 --> 00:26:49,904 We have-- we have all-- Fuck. Fuck! 527 00:26:50,067 --> 00:26:53,241 - Breathe, breathe. Okay? Breathe. -Dear God. Shit. 528 00:26:53,403 --> 00:26:55,405 - Breathe, breathe. -Oh, God. 529 00:26:55,572 --> 00:26:58,200 Hey. Hey. I didn't mean to upset you. 530 00:26:58,367 --> 00:27:00,085 We have all the time in the world, okay? 531 00:27:00,244 --> 00:27:02,372 I told you, you're just like the rest of my kids. 532 00:27:02,538 --> 00:27:05,667 No, I'm not. Please, I take it back. 533 00:27:05,833 --> 00:27:09,133 Okay? I take it back. We don't have limited time. 534 00:27:09,294 --> 00:27:10,796 You're goddamn right we don't. 535 00:27:10,963 --> 00:27:15,139 Okay. Come on, come on. Come here. Here. 536 00:27:15,300 --> 00:27:17,803 No! I need a nap. 537 00:27:18,554 --> 00:27:21,023 What, are you mad at me now? 538 00:27:22,099 --> 00:27:25,148 Look, I promise, I'll never say it again. 539 00:27:27,855 --> 00:27:29,277 SAMANTHA: I have a present for you. 540 00:27:29,439 --> 00:27:32,784 I was saving it until you got really sick. 541 00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:37,243 I could give it to you now. 542 00:27:42,411 --> 00:27:46,041 - Is that what I think it is? -Did I do good? 543 00:27:47,791 --> 00:27:50,089 Help-- Help me. Help me sit up. 544 00:27:51,253 --> 00:27:54,928 - Oh, fuck. Oh, God! -Okay. 545 00:28:00,929 --> 00:28:04,399 I need to go get Chuckie. Be back lickety-split. 546 00:28:07,811 --> 00:28:09,438 Take your time. 547 00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:24,086 All right, listen up. Bar got robbed this morning. 548 00:28:24,244 --> 00:28:26,793 Yeah? What'd they take? The cocktail napkins? 549 00:28:26,914 --> 00:28:28,916 (LAUGHTER) 550 00:28:29,917 --> 00:28:31,919 Six hundred dollars for your information. 551 00:28:33,462 --> 00:28:36,762 - So who stole it? -I give up. Who? 552 00:28:37,174 --> 00:28:40,644 No, not who stole it, like, guess who stole it. 553 00:28:40,802 --> 00:28:43,601 Who stole it like which one of you fuckers stole my money? 554 00:28:43,764 --> 00:28:45,266 Why do you think we stole your money? 555 00:28:45,432 --> 00:28:47,434 - Because you knew where I hid it. -Where? 556 00:28:47,601 --> 00:28:50,104 - In the damn keg! -Ooh! We do now. 557 00:28:50,270 --> 00:28:54,525 I said, who stole my money? 558 00:28:54,608 --> 00:28:57,532 (GUNS COOKING) 559 00:28:57,527 --> 00:28:58,779 What, everyone has a gun? 560 00:28:58,946 --> 00:29:02,166 Bible says we have the right to bear arms. So I bear arms. 561 00:29:02,324 --> 00:29:04,418 -It's the constitution. -No shit? 562 00:29:04,576 --> 00:29:06,078 Well, I'm keeping my eye on all of you. 563 00:29:06,286 --> 00:29:07,412 Huh. 564 00:29:07,537 --> 00:29:10,336 Where should I put the money now, Mr. Kevin, if there's no keg? 565 00:29:10,499 --> 00:29:14,549 Give it to me. I'm gonna put it where no one dares to touch. 566 00:29:15,128 --> 00:29:17,881 From now on, we trust no one, Paco. No one. 567 00:29:18,465 --> 00:29:21,139 - Hey, babe. -Hey, baby. How was the appointment? 568 00:29:21,593 --> 00:29:23,641 Well, we're down to two babies. 569 00:29:25,138 --> 00:29:28,688 - No. What happened? -Huey ate Dewey. 570 00:29:28,850 --> 00:29:30,193 Are you kidding me? 571 00:29:30,352 --> 00:29:32,730 No, doc says it happens all the time with multiples. 572 00:29:32,896 --> 00:29:35,524 If one's not strong enough, they just go away. 573 00:29:36,650 --> 00:29:39,278 - Are the other two okay? -Yeah. 574 00:29:39,361 --> 00:29:41,739 (SIGHS) I don't know how to feel about this. 575 00:29:41,905 --> 00:29:43,157 No, me either. 576 00:29:43,323 --> 00:29:46,827 -It's a bit of a relief, right? -Sort of. 577 00:29:47,703 --> 00:29:50,331 I was getting used to the idea of having four babies. 578 00:29:50,497 --> 00:29:51,919 Yeah, me too. 579 00:29:52,082 --> 00:29:54,130 Probably a bad time to tell her the place got robbed. 580 00:29:54,459 --> 00:29:56,678 - What? -Tommy, shut up! 581 00:29:56,837 --> 00:29:58,089 V, don't worry. 582 00:29:58,255 --> 00:30:00,257 No one's taking any more shit from me. 583 00:30:00,424 --> 00:30:02,847 My babies, my money. 584 00:30:03,010 --> 00:30:04,637 I'm battening down the hatches. 585 00:30:04,803 --> 00:30:06,180 I'm putting a force field around us now. 586 00:30:06,388 --> 00:30:07,480 Babe. 587 00:30:07,639 --> 00:30:11,564 Taking care of what's mine. Come here. Get in my force field. 588 00:30:18,608 --> 00:30:21,782 - Hey, man. What's up? -What the hell do you want? 589 00:30:21,945 --> 00:30:23,492 Heard you talk about my little brother, Liam, 590 00:30:23,655 --> 00:30:24,656 on the bus this morning. 591 00:30:24,823 --> 00:30:27,667 You mean your retarded brother? 592 00:30:28,243 --> 00:30:30,871 Yeah. He wants you to meet two of his friends. 593 00:30:31,038 --> 00:30:35,635 - Your retarded brother has friends? -Yeah. Meet Mongo and Loid. 594 00:30:35,751 --> 00:30:37,879 (BOTH GRUNTING) 595 00:30:37,878 --> 00:30:41,928 - Fuck. I think he broke my nose. -Sucks for you. 596 00:30:42,090 --> 00:30:43,592 Brother's still gonna be retarded. 597 00:30:43,759 --> 00:30:46,262 Can't ice a damaged brain, Gallagher. 598 00:30:47,012 --> 00:30:48,605 Schmuck. 599 00:31:15,374 --> 00:31:17,376 - Hello? -Hey. 600 00:31:17,918 --> 00:31:20,762 Hi. What are you doing here? 601 00:31:20,921 --> 00:31:23,049 Making spaghetti and meatballs. Looked it up online. 602 00:31:23,215 --> 00:31:24,512 It's really not that hard. 603 00:31:24,674 --> 00:31:26,642 - How'd you get in? -The super. 604 00:31:27,135 --> 00:31:29,558 - She unlocked my apartment for you? -Nope. 605 00:31:29,721 --> 00:31:31,564 Told me where you kept the spare key. 606 00:31:31,723 --> 00:31:33,020 Okay, why would she do that? 607 00:31:33,183 --> 00:31:34,480 Because I told her it was our anniversary 608 00:31:34,643 --> 00:31:35,690 and I wanted to surprise you. 609 00:31:35,727 --> 00:31:39,231 - Huh? -We've been dating a month today. 610 00:31:40,399 --> 00:31:41,571 It's okay if you don't remember. 611 00:31:41,733 --> 00:31:44,452 You can just make it up to me on our two-month anniversary. 612 00:31:44,611 --> 00:31:47,160 Okay, Debbie. We need to talk. 613 00:31:47,322 --> 00:31:48,949 Hey, can you fix Ellie up with someone? 614 00:31:49,116 --> 00:31:51,210 - Her boyfriend dumped her. -She the pregnant one? 615 00:31:51,243 --> 00:31:52,290 Mm-hm. 616 00:31:52,369 --> 00:31:54,963 I'm-- I thought we said we weren't gonna date anymore. 617 00:31:55,247 --> 00:31:56,464 We did? 618 00:31:56,623 --> 00:31:59,376 Yeah, that time you came over? You wanted to have sex? 619 00:32:00,627 --> 00:32:03,801 - I wasn't clear about what happened. -Okay. 620 00:32:03,964 --> 00:32:06,137 We can't be boyfriend and girlfriend. 621 00:32:08,844 --> 00:32:12,724 But you were there for me with Liam and Fiona. 622 00:32:13,557 --> 00:32:16,902 - Yeah, that's what friends do. -"Friends?" 623 00:32:17,853 --> 00:32:20,026 Look, Deb, I really like you-- 624 00:32:20,188 --> 00:32:22,816 But then why are you breaking up with me? 625 00:32:22,983 --> 00:32:25,156 Because you're too young. 626 00:32:27,821 --> 00:32:29,994 I should've lied about my age. 627 00:32:30,157 --> 00:32:32,706 I mean, we can try again when you're older, but... 628 00:32:32,868 --> 00:32:36,839 - How much older? -Sixteen? I don't know. 629 00:32:40,459 --> 00:32:43,303 - What's wrong with me? -Nothing, Deb. You're perfect. 630 00:32:43,462 --> 00:32:45,931 You just-- You gotta date guys your own age. 631 00:32:47,257 --> 00:32:49,134 I should probably date girls my own age. 632 00:32:51,636 --> 00:32:53,263 Dinner smells good. 633 00:32:57,559 --> 00:32:59,436 I want to go home. 634 00:33:02,105 --> 00:33:05,109 (MAN TALKING ON TV) 635 00:33:06,776 --> 00:33:08,744 - Hey. -Hey, what's for dinner? 636 00:33:08,904 --> 00:33:11,908 Take Liam upstairs. I'll get it ready, okay? 637 00:33:12,365 --> 00:33:13,787 Kids at school said he's retarded. 638 00:33:14,201 --> 00:33:15,794 Fuck them. He's not retarded. 639 00:33:16,703 --> 00:33:19,377 Go clean up. Clean up. 640 00:33:19,664 --> 00:33:22,668 (LOUD DANCE MUSIC PLAYS) 641 00:33:55,408 --> 00:33:58,412 Time's up, lovebirds. Get up. 642 00:33:58,995 --> 00:34:01,669 That means get the fuck up. It's my turn. 643 00:34:04,209 --> 00:34:05,677 I'll look for you later, Curtis. 644 00:34:07,045 --> 00:34:10,049 Curtis? Your fucking stage name? 645 00:34:10,215 --> 00:34:12,638 - Twenty-five bucks gets you a dance. -Excuse me? 646 00:34:12,801 --> 00:34:15,054 Don't want to dance, you gotta move on. 647 00:34:15,804 --> 00:34:19,308 Okay, all right. Twenty-five bucks for your ass, huh? 648 00:34:19,474 --> 00:34:21,647 Never had to pay for that shit before. 649 00:34:35,824 --> 00:34:37,542 So how's your day going so far? 650 00:34:37,701 --> 00:34:40,796 - How's my fucking day going? -Having fun? 651 00:34:40,954 --> 00:34:42,001 No, I'm not having fun. 652 00:34:42,205 --> 00:34:44,708 I spent the whole day looking for your coked-out ass. 653 00:34:45,458 --> 00:34:47,460 Your family's worried about you. 654 00:34:49,462 --> 00:34:51,009 Hello? What the fuck? 655 00:34:51,172 --> 00:34:53,345 I can't talk to you like this. Can we go outside? 656 00:34:53,508 --> 00:34:55,556 These fudge packers got so much snow up your beak, 657 00:34:55,719 --> 00:34:57,062 you're tweaking like a little bitch. 658 00:34:57,220 --> 00:34:59,814 Twenty-five bucks only buys you one dance. 659 00:34:59,973 --> 00:35:01,646 Okay. Then let's go back to my place. 660 00:35:01,891 --> 00:35:03,438 You can sober up a little bit. 661 00:35:03,727 --> 00:35:04,819 Catch up or some shit. 662 00:35:04,978 --> 00:35:06,821 Tell me where you've been all this time. 663 00:35:07,314 --> 00:35:10,363 That was fun. Find me if you want another one. 664 00:35:10,525 --> 00:35:13,495 Are you fucking kidding me? Hey, hey. 665 00:35:14,988 --> 00:35:17,241 Look, you don't wanna hang out with me, that's fine. 666 00:35:17,991 --> 00:35:19,288 You need to call your family. 667 00:35:21,244 --> 00:35:22,746 Your dad's dying, Ian. 668 00:35:22,912 --> 00:35:25,836 Fiona almost killed Liam. Call them. 669 00:35:26,916 --> 00:35:29,089 Is everything okay here, Curtis? 670 00:35:29,252 --> 00:35:31,004 - Everything's great, Roger. -Good. 671 00:35:31,171 --> 00:35:33,299 Because that guy over there looks like he may want a dance. 672 00:35:34,716 --> 00:35:36,093 - Right there. -l'm on it. 673 00:35:36,259 --> 00:35:38,261 - Thank you. -Okay. 674 00:35:38,428 --> 00:35:39,771 Don't choke on any grey pubes. 675 00:35:41,097 --> 00:35:42,974 Relax, Shaft. I'm leaving. 676 00:35:49,064 --> 00:35:50,987 Are you retarded now? 677 00:35:51,399 --> 00:35:54,573 I hope you're sleeping and not in a retarded haze. 678 00:36:02,994 --> 00:36:04,120 Hi. 679 00:36:05,038 --> 00:36:08,508 What was jail like? You get any tattoos? 680 00:36:08,667 --> 00:36:10,510 It was claustrophobic. 681 00:36:12,295 --> 00:36:14,389 It's lonely, sad. 682 00:36:15,799 --> 00:36:19,099 - They try to shave your head? -You can't tell this is a wig? 683 00:36:20,136 --> 00:36:22,980 They treat you like cattle. No one cares about you. 684 00:36:23,139 --> 00:36:26,518 - Anyone get stabbed? -Probably if I was there longer. 685 00:36:26,685 --> 00:36:28,733 You can't piss or shit in private. 686 00:36:29,813 --> 00:36:33,738 The worst part was not knowing if I'd see you guys again. 687 00:36:35,902 --> 00:36:37,370 Don't end up there. 688 00:36:52,669 --> 00:36:55,263 - Smells good. -Yeah. 689 00:36:58,675 --> 00:37:01,975 - Where'd you get all this stuff? -School. 690 00:37:04,139 --> 00:37:05,140 Thanks. 691 00:37:13,606 --> 00:37:17,986 - So, I had my prelim hearing. -Yeah? 692 00:37:18,361 --> 00:37:19,988 Yeah, my lawyer's gonna try to get me probation 693 00:37:20,321 --> 00:37:23,666 -if I plead guilty. -Okay. 694 00:37:23,825 --> 00:37:25,998 Might have to serve a little time, though. 695 00:37:27,912 --> 00:37:32,008 - Yeah? How long? -Ninety days or less. 696 00:37:33,042 --> 00:37:37,013 All right. I suppose we'll manage. 697 00:37:39,132 --> 00:37:41,851 - Or I could go to trial. -Why would you want to do that? 698 00:37:42,969 --> 00:37:45,597 - Why wouldn't I do that? -Because you'll get convicted. 699 00:37:46,139 --> 00:37:48,733 - You don't know that. -Yes, I do. 700 00:37:49,434 --> 00:37:51,402 - I made a mistake. -You're guilty. 701 00:37:51,561 --> 00:37:54,280 - It was an accident. -You almost killed Liam! 702 00:37:54,439 --> 00:37:55,611 You don't think I know that? 703 00:37:55,857 --> 00:37:57,029 You don't think I'm blaming myself enough already 704 00:37:57,192 --> 00:37:58,910 so I need you to do it, too? 705 00:38:02,572 --> 00:38:05,792 So how long are you in prison if you lose? 706 00:38:06,451 --> 00:38:07,668 Five years. 707 00:38:08,036 --> 00:38:11,165 All right, so that makes me almost 25. 708 00:38:11,706 --> 00:38:13,379 Still at home, taking care of the kids. 709 00:38:13,541 --> 00:38:14,588 I know I can win. 710 00:38:14,751 --> 00:38:17,550 Ghetto chick leaves her drug addict boyfriend's coke out 711 00:38:17,712 --> 00:38:19,305 for her three-year-old brother to eat. 712 00:38:19,464 --> 00:38:21,842 Half a gram in the system. Yeah, you're right. You can totally win. 713 00:38:22,008 --> 00:38:23,806 - I didn't do it on purpose. -Yeah, but you did it! 714 00:38:23,927 --> 00:38:25,554 (EXHALES) 715 00:38:25,678 --> 00:38:28,682 I turned my back, for, like, two seconds 716 00:38:29,182 --> 00:38:31,651 and now my life is ruined? How is that fair? 717 00:38:31,810 --> 00:38:34,609 You're his guardian. You signed up for this. 718 00:38:36,022 --> 00:38:37,899 I can't go back to jail. 719 00:38:39,484 --> 00:38:42,328 - Of course, this is all about you. -Yes, it's about me! 720 00:38:42,821 --> 00:38:46,701 Because it's never about me. And I'm finally making it about me! 721 00:38:46,866 --> 00:38:48,038 So what, I'm supposed to drop out of school 722 00:38:48,201 --> 00:38:49,544 while you do five years? 723 00:38:49,702 --> 00:38:52,501 -L'm not guilty! -Liam almost died! 724 00:38:53,790 --> 00:38:55,884 And that was you! All fucking you! 725 00:38:56,042 --> 00:38:59,137 Your coke, your boyfriend, your fucked up life! 726 00:38:59,295 --> 00:39:01,514 It's not mine! All right? 727 00:39:08,972 --> 00:39:10,849 Frank's passed out up in the bathroom. 728 00:39:21,901 --> 00:39:24,950 Oh, fuck. Shit. 729 00:39:25,113 --> 00:39:26,865 He's shooting heroin now? 730 00:39:27,949 --> 00:39:30,873 - Is he dead? -No, unfortunately not. 731 00:39:31,286 --> 00:39:33,209 - My God. -Carl, grab his legs. 732 00:39:33,371 --> 00:39:35,715 - He shit himself. -All right, use a fucking towel. 733 00:39:37,417 --> 00:39:40,296 - I got him. You got him? -Where we taking him? 734 00:39:40,461 --> 00:39:42,839 - Where we always do: street. -What's going on? 735 00:39:45,300 --> 00:39:46,643 It smells up here. 736 00:39:47,719 --> 00:39:48,936 Good. You're home. You deal with him. 737 00:39:49,429 --> 00:39:52,399 - Daddy? What happened? -He's unconscious. 738 00:39:52,557 --> 00:39:54,434 Must have had too many Oxy's. 739 00:39:54,809 --> 00:39:57,528 Save it. All right? Just get him the fuck out of the house. 740 00:39:57,687 --> 00:39:59,655 - What? -I warned you. Now go! 741 00:39:59,814 --> 00:40:00,861 Carl, come here. 742 00:40:01,024 --> 00:40:02,742 Get rid of any evidence in Frank's room, all right? 743 00:40:02,901 --> 00:40:05,120 He is too sick to leave the house. 744 00:40:05,278 --> 00:40:07,451 Yeah, no shit! You just let him shoot a bunch of fucking H! 745 00:40:07,614 --> 00:40:08,740 He was in pain! 746 00:40:08,907 --> 00:40:10,454 What if the social worker had showed up right now? 747 00:40:10,617 --> 00:40:11,709 But she didn't. 748 00:40:11,826 --> 00:40:14,170 These kids would've been taken away. And what do you care? 749 00:40:14,329 --> 00:40:16,377 You just want to make nicey-nicey with daddy. 750 00:40:16,539 --> 00:40:18,883 You get the fuck out of my house! 751 00:40:22,795 --> 00:40:25,173 - Fiona? -You have to go, Sammi. 752 00:40:29,969 --> 00:40:32,768 Pops? Oh, God. 753 00:40:39,938 --> 00:40:42,441 - You okay? -Yeah. Fine. 754 00:40:43,024 --> 00:40:44,401 You know, we can still do stuff together. 755 00:40:44,567 --> 00:40:46,444 Yeah. Great. Cool. 756 00:40:46,611 --> 00:40:49,239 - You know, go to movies... -Perfect. Sounds fun. 757 00:40:49,530 --> 00:40:50,952 Hang out, like friends do. 758 00:40:51,115 --> 00:40:53,664 - Talk to you later. -Yeah. I'll talk to you later. 759 00:40:53,826 --> 00:40:55,624 - Bye. - Bye-- 760 00:40:58,748 --> 00:41:04,346 SAMANTHA: Don't bang his leg, Chuckie. Okay. One, two, three! 761 00:41:04,504 --> 00:41:06,802 - It smells. -Excuse me! 762 00:41:07,465 --> 00:41:09,559 - Debbie, Lip kicked us out. -(SOBS) 763 00:41:13,638 --> 00:41:16,016 - FRANK: I'm sorry. - It's okay, Dad. 764 00:41:16,182 --> 00:41:18,480 - Let's power through. Come on. -l'm so sorry. 765 00:41:18,643 --> 00:41:21,647 - One, two, three! -(BOTH GRUNTING) 766 00:41:39,163 --> 00:41:40,665 Ow! 767 00:41:40,665 --> 00:41:42,417 Holy fuck! 768 00:41:42,834 --> 00:41:45,838 (MUFFLED MUSIC COMING FROM CLUB) 769 00:41:47,380 --> 00:41:52,181 - It's so cold. Aren't you cold? - No. 770 00:41:53,761 --> 00:41:56,059 - Where's your car? - I took a cab. 771 00:41:56,222 --> 00:41:57,690 I've gotta keep you warm. 772 00:41:58,307 --> 00:42:00,355 Got any party favors at your place? 773 00:42:00,518 --> 00:42:01,610 Anything you want. 774 00:42:01,769 --> 00:42:04,363 Car will be here in under three minutes. 775 00:42:04,522 --> 00:42:06,991 What should we do till then, hmm? 776 00:42:07,025 --> 00:42:08,277 Ow! 777 00:42:08,276 --> 00:42:10,449 Why don't you molest someone your own age, you Geritol fuck? 778 00:42:10,486 --> 00:42:11,703 (GRUNTING) 779 00:42:11,863 --> 00:42:13,160 Oh, fuck! 780 00:42:13,239 --> 00:42:15,116 (GROANING) You're an animal. 781 00:42:15,283 --> 00:42:17,411 I'm not the one groping and licking on underage boys, am I? 782 00:42:17,535 --> 00:42:19,287 - We're just having fun. -Shut the fuck up. 783 00:42:19,954 --> 00:42:22,457 Give Curtis some money before he calls the cops on you. 784 00:42:22,623 --> 00:42:25,547 Okay. Okay. Here. Here take, here. 785 00:42:25,710 --> 00:42:28,554 Good, good. Thank you. Get the fuck out of here. 786 00:42:28,713 --> 00:42:30,465 Get out of here! 787 00:42:32,508 --> 00:42:34,226 And learn how to run like a dude! 788 00:42:41,809 --> 00:42:46,940 Jesus Christ, Ian. Hey, hey. 789 00:42:54,322 --> 00:42:58,543 - DRIVER: You called for an Uber? -Yeah, I called for an Uber. 790 00:43:03,372 --> 00:43:07,218 Okay. Good job, fellas. Almost there. 791 00:43:07,585 --> 00:43:09,587 -(ALL GRUNTING) -Easy does it, Chuckie. 792 00:43:09,587 --> 00:43:11,464 Let's get him in the chair. 793 00:43:12,340 --> 00:43:15,594 Okay. There we go. 794 00:43:15,635 --> 00:43:17,012 (ALL PANTING) 795 00:43:17,011 --> 00:43:18,888 Home sweet home. 796 00:43:23,893 --> 00:43:26,988 - Okay. Wait, wait! -God. 797 00:43:31,067 --> 00:43:32,990 We gotta get you out of here. 798 00:43:47,125 --> 00:43:49,719 Good boy, Chuckie. 799 00:43:50,253 --> 00:43:52,347 I didn't know you had it in you, boy. 800 00:43:52,505 --> 00:43:54,928 - Is Sheila gonna be mad at me? -She's out of town. 801 00:43:55,091 --> 00:43:57,810 Now, Dad, let's get you washed up. 802 00:44:13,901 --> 00:44:16,905 (LIAM LAUGHING) 803 00:44:40,011 --> 00:44:41,513 Fuck it. 804 00:45:10,833 --> 00:45:12,506 All right, last question, Liam. 805 00:45:12,585 --> 00:45:14,462 Have you ever made friends with an inanimate object? 806 00:45:14,670 --> 00:45:16,263 Like a lamp or chair? 807 00:45:17,006 --> 00:45:19,509 All right. I'm submitting your answers. 808 00:45:20,009 --> 00:45:22,603 - Let's see what your score is. -(COMPUTER LAUGHING) 809 00:45:22,678 --> 00:45:24,601 Good news. You're not retarded. 810 00:45:24,764 --> 00:45:29,110 - Now you. -All right. Now, let's see. 811 00:45:29,268 --> 00:45:34,820 Yes. No. Yes. No. No. Yes. 812 00:45:34,982 --> 00:45:38,327 No. Yes. All right. 813 00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:42,907 (COMPUTER LAUGHING) 814 00:45:44,867 --> 00:45:46,335 This stupid fucking computer. 815 00:45:47,787 --> 00:45:49,289 Ow. 816 00:45:50,790 --> 00:45:52,167 (REVOLVER BARREL SPINS) 817 00:45:55,086 --> 00:45:57,714 My dick is like three times bigger than this gun. 818 00:45:58,297 --> 00:46:00,095 You took the bullets out, right? 819 00:46:00,258 --> 00:46:02,511 Yes, honey. Heard you loud and clear. 820 00:46:04,053 --> 00:46:07,432 Oh, shit. Look at this fetus being reabsorbed. 821 00:46:07,682 --> 00:46:09,355 V, would you stop looking at that shit? 822 00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:12,524 - You're gonna freak yourself out. -Oh, I can't help it. 823 00:46:12,728 --> 00:46:15,481 I couldn't protect my triplet in utero, 824 00:46:15,648 --> 00:46:16,695 you better be damn well sure 825 00:46:16,857 --> 00:46:18,951 I'm gonna protect my twins in the real world. 826 00:46:19,819 --> 00:46:21,787 Damn, baby. You're starting to turn me on. 827 00:46:22,530 --> 00:46:24,532 - What? -Yeah. 828 00:46:25,283 --> 00:46:27,832 No constipation? Or bloating or mucous? 829 00:46:28,286 --> 00:46:29,378 No, I still got them. 830 00:46:29,537 --> 00:46:31,039 But I'm starting to see what all those horny, 831 00:46:31,205 --> 00:46:33,628 pregnant women were talking about. Come here. 832 00:46:34,125 --> 00:46:35,422 (MOANS) 833 00:46:35,418 --> 00:46:39,298 Yes, finally. Thank you. Thank you. 834 00:46:43,175 --> 00:46:44,848 There we go. 835 00:46:44,969 --> 00:46:47,313 (WATER RUNNING) 836 00:46:47,471 --> 00:46:48,518 Okay. 837 00:46:56,897 --> 00:47:00,743 - Feels good. Warm. -Scrub up. 838 00:47:03,237 --> 00:47:05,160 (SAMMI GASPING) 839 00:47:05,156 --> 00:47:07,284 It's okay. I got you. 840 00:47:07,450 --> 00:47:09,828 - I got you. I got you. -Almost fell. Almost fell. 841 00:47:09,994 --> 00:47:12,417 It's okay. Hold on to the side there, okay? 842 00:47:12,997 --> 00:47:14,874 Okay? Just hang on. 843 00:47:16,334 --> 00:47:19,554 Hang on a second. I'll be right there. 844 00:47:21,547 --> 00:47:22,673 Now... 845 00:47:27,053 --> 00:47:29,021 make room for Sammi. 846 00:47:30,765 --> 00:47:34,019 - Grab on. I got you. -No, no, no. 847 00:47:34,352 --> 00:47:40,200 Hey, hey, hey. I'm not gonna bite. Okay? Come on. 848 00:47:40,816 --> 00:47:45,071 Here. Come to me. Come on, Dad. Come over here. 849 00:47:45,529 --> 00:47:48,578 There you go. There you go. 850 00:47:50,701 --> 00:47:52,624 There you go. 851 00:47:53,454 --> 00:47:58,676 That's not so bad, is it? Get you all cleaned up. Okay. 852 00:48:15,851 --> 00:48:18,104 (LAUGHTER) 853 00:48:20,481 --> 00:48:22,108 Ms. Vidal, Mr. Jeffries, 854 00:48:22,274 --> 00:48:23,571 I understand you've come up with a deal. 855 00:48:23,734 --> 00:48:25,327 - Yes, Your Honor, we have. -Except for one point. 856 00:48:25,486 --> 00:48:26,783 We'd like to defer to you on this count. 857 00:48:26,946 --> 00:48:28,198 What have you worked out so far? 858 00:48:28,364 --> 00:48:30,287 Your Honor, in exchange for a guilty plea 859 00:48:30,449 --> 00:48:31,792 of child endangerment and possession, 860 00:48:31,951 --> 00:48:34,420 the state is willing to offer Ms. Gallagher a three-year probation 861 00:48:34,578 --> 00:48:36,251 with mandatory random drug testing, 862 00:48:36,414 --> 00:48:38,508 as well as 200 hours of both parenting classes, 863 00:48:38,666 --> 00:48:40,134 and Narcotics Anonymous meetings. 864 00:48:40,292 --> 00:48:41,669 The state would also recommend that Ms. Gallagher 865 00:48:41,836 --> 00:48:43,588 serve 90 days in the state penitentiary. 866 00:48:43,754 --> 00:48:47,304 And I'm suggesting that since this is my client's first offense 867 00:48:47,466 --> 00:48:50,436 and she already has time served, that she only do 30 days. 868 00:48:50,594 --> 00:48:51,595 Is that everything? 869 00:48:51,762 --> 00:48:53,139 - Yes, Your Honor, it is. -Yes, Your Honor. 870 00:48:53,305 --> 00:48:55,854 Mr. Jeffries, I will be reducing your request 871 00:48:56,016 --> 00:48:59,987 from 200 hours of parenting and NA meetings to 100 hours. 872 00:49:00,146 --> 00:49:02,240 And since I do not believe justice will be served 873 00:49:02,398 --> 00:49:04,571 by additional jail time for Ms. Gallagher, 874 00:49:04,733 --> 00:49:07,953 I'll sign off on her completion of that part of the plea bargain. 875 00:49:08,112 --> 00:49:09,830 - Yes, Your Honor. -No jail. 876 00:49:10,072 --> 00:49:12,791 Ms. Gallagher, I wanna make sure you understand what's happening. 877 00:49:13,033 --> 00:49:15,627 With this plea agreement, you will be a felon. 878 00:49:15,786 --> 00:49:18,505 As such, you will serve three years probation, 879 00:49:18,664 --> 00:49:21,338 during which time you cannot leave the State of Illinois. 880 00:49:21,709 --> 00:49:24,303 You must meet with your probation officer once a week. 881 00:49:24,462 --> 00:49:27,215 You will not be able to get a government job, 882 00:49:27,381 --> 00:49:28,974 hold public office, vote. 883 00:49:29,133 --> 00:49:31,807 If you possess a passport, you must surrender it. 884 00:49:31,969 --> 00:49:34,438 You shall refrain from excessive use of alcohol. 885 00:49:34,597 --> 00:49:36,520 You shall not purchase, possess, use, distribute 886 00:49:36,682 --> 00:49:39,310 or administer any controlled substance. 887 00:49:39,477 --> 00:49:40,649 You shall not engage with any persons 888 00:49:40,811 --> 00:49:42,233 involved in criminal activity. 889 00:49:42,396 --> 00:49:45,491 You will be under house arrest until further notice. 890 00:49:45,649 --> 00:49:50,871 - Do you understand what I'm saying? -Yes, Your Honor. 891 00:49:51,155 --> 00:49:53,499 Then how do you plead to possession and child endangerment? 892 00:49:56,994 --> 00:49:58,746 I'm guilty. 893 00:50:52,383 --> 00:51:02,431 Ripped By mstoll 69524

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