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Hello?

Yeah,

what's cracking?

I mean, he went out with some girls last night.

I didn't know that.

And I wouldn't be able to go out. You know what? This is so disrespectful of

him.

Look,

you're his best friend, and you always know what he is. He's not answering his

phone. Would you please come over?

I'm about to do my workout routine.

I kind of interrupted that.

Look, I would typically not ask this of you, but I really need you out to work.

If it's an emergency, I'll come over, okay?

All right. Thank you so much. I appreciate it. I'll see you in a few.

See you soon. Bye.

Bye.

Damn it.

Motherfucker.

Hey. Hi. Come in. What's cracking?

Thank you.

What's going on? What are you panicking about?

Look, Brian was supposed to come up. Can you come in? Come in and sit down.

Well.

Please. What's wrong?

Well, Brian was supposed to be home.

He's not home. I can't contact him. He's not getting back to me on his phone.

I need to talk to him. We missed an appointment today with family, and this

really important. I know you guys are always together, and it's so unlike him

stay out all night.

So I don't know if I should be worried or be pissed. Can you please call him?

I'm sure he's okay. You're being a little... No, this is really important.

He knew that this was a big deal, so I'm starting to worry that there's

something wrong.

And if there's not, I'm going to be pissed.

Alright, I guess I could give him a call. Please call him. But he told me

he went out with some girls last night. Of course he went out with some girls.

I didn't think you would care about that. You know, it's honestly...

He couldn't even think about his mother.

Like, I had things to do last night, too. I didn't go out because we had this

important thing to do. I had to get up early.

You seem really stressed.

I am so stressed right now. Can you please contact him? He's not picking up

calls. Brian's a good kid. He's not, like, there's nothing wrong with him.

of course you're going to say that. You're his best friend.

He's not answering my calls. Can you please call?

Okay, okay. I'll call him. But you know what? If he gets mad at me, this is on

you. Fine. It's on me. Okay.

Okay. I'm gonna call.

Alright.

I'm so worried.

Okay, let's see.

Alright, it's ringing.

Alright, no answer.

Let me try.

I'm gonna...

Call him anonymous and see if he answers.

Please. He's probably laid out with some girl. Who knows? Oh, God. He knew we

had something to do today.

All right. One second.

Hey.

Hey, where are you?

Dude, your mom is flipping shit right now. Like, why didn't you come home?

Alright, I'll tell her to calm down. She's freaking out. Stand in front of me

right now.

She told me to come over here. She said it was an emergency. Don't get mad at

me. Just figure your shit out.

I don't have time for this, dude.

Okay, I'll tell her.

Alright, bye.

So, yeah. So he's fine?

Oh yeah, he's fine. After I called him anonymously. Yeah, the kids are nuts.

Honestly, I thought it would get better once he was in college.

And he's been like this. He's so irresponsible.

You know, do you think for a second, like, I would like to have a life too.

know, I would like to go out. I put my whole life on hold for him.

I'm sorry. I know you're his best friend. I shouldn't be venting to you.

wrong.

Thank you so much for at least getting a hold of him for me.

I appreciate it. And, you know, look.

And you know what? He was doing exactly what I assumed he was doing.

What did you think he was doing? He's out doing drugs and partying and stuff?

He's out with girls, right?

Yeah, he is. Yeah, he's out with girls.

Well, he's laid up with one right now. I think he has a crush on her. Of course

he has.

If he's jealous, you've seen jealous.

You know, look, after the divorce, it's

been hard on me to date, okay?

So it's been tough, and I feel like my whole life's on hold so that I can

Brian, and I thought it would get better after he was 18, and it has not. So you

still have hopes for your marriage because I can see how you're doing. I

took it off. It's a long story.

All right, well, I've got to go get my gains on. Thank you.

I've got to go hit the gym.

No days off, you know what I mean? I get it. No, I know. I can tell you all

about that.

Steve, thank you so much. I'm so sorry.

Okay. Thank you. You know, you can always call me, too, if you need

Are you sure? Yeah, anytime.

You have my number now.

Yeah, I do.

Yeah,

so just, you know, if you ever need anything.

Well, I'm going to go conquer the world. Okay. I'm going to go hit the weights.

All right, go hit the weights. Go get those gains.

All right. All right.

I'm glad we found him.

Are you going to walk me out?

Yeah, I'll just keep you out, okay?

Okay, well, everything will be okay.

Everything will work out. Maybe you and your husband will work things out. It'll

be okay.

Okay, well, always remember, you can always call me, okay?

I'll keep that in mind.

Alright, thank you.

Again.

Time to drink a protein shake.

I thought his friends were kind of cute.

It's going to be a hell of a lot better than a man act vlog.

Maybe I'll put it in a video.

That would kill my eyes.

Fuck is this?

Huh?

What the fuck?

Why is she sending this to me?

Oh my god, Brian's mom is a fucking... I don't know.

She's the hottest milf ever. I can't believe she's doing that.

Back to Brian's house.

What the fuck is Brian's mom sending me?

Well, I guess this is one way to start the day.

Jesus.

I'm gonna have to go pay a visit to her.

Jeez.

I fucking can't believe she sent that. What the fuck?

Come over.

Alright. Well.

Off to go see Brian's mom.

Hi. Hey, hey, hey.

Hi. Hey, so I got your text messages this morning.

You know, I'm so sorry about that.

I owe you too much to drink.

And, yeah.

Too much to drink?

I know.

I know.

Look, tell me.

I think you're cute.

You want to come in for a little bit?

Where's Brian?

Oh, he's upstairs sleeping.

Wait a minute. He's home?

Well, he's asleep. He was up all night.

Come on in.

I can get you a glass of lemonade or something.

You sure?

Yeah, come on.

Yeah, that sex message just got me a little confused and a little hot and

bothered. Oh,

I'm sorry about that.

Not really.

So, are you going to make me something to drink?

You know, why don't I get you a glass of lemonade or something?

You want lemonade?

Are you sure?

Well, I don't have any lemonade.

I have to rain pick on that lemonade.

Well, why did you call me over here?

Well, look.

I have to say I'm very attracted to you.

Really? Yeah.

I know you're my son's best friend and I'm a little bit older.

I've never flirted with a mature woman.

Well, I guess me sending you the video wasn't very mature, was it?

I'm a little nervous.

As nervous as I am.

But I have to say...

It's been so long for me.

What are you doing?

I don't know. No, no. Brian would like this. I don't want to disrespect my best

friend. He doesn't need to know, does he?

Huh? Come on. Just a little bit.

A little bit of what? I don't want to see.

No, no, no.

Oh, I think something in your pants wants to see.

No.

Are you sure? Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh my god.

Somehow I just knew that you would be very well endowed.

What?

Shh. Are you shh? I can't wait for it to end.

You know you like it, don't you?

Yeah, I like it.

Don't come yet.

We have a little time.

here first.

What do you want me to do? Lay down.

Lay down? Lay down.

You sure?

Yeah. Get nice and comfy.

He's in trouble.

Here's your shorts.

Take your shorts.

Take your shorts.

Is he awake?

Open the door.

What's going on?

Why are you dressed like that?

I just thought we could, uh, finish what we started, you know?

What? Come on.

Come on, follow me. You gotta stop this. You're gonna get me.

I'm gonna lose my best friend. No, he doesn't need to know.

It doesn't matter, right?

Come on, quickly.

You sure?

Are you sure?

I'm so sure.

You gonna give me another blowjob?

Why don't you come in here and find out?

Come on.

What do you want? What are we doing?

Come on. Come in here.

Come on.

Did you want to finish what we started?

You sure?

I've never been more sure than anything.

Hey,

sleeping. Come on.

Come.

Should I go?

No, get over here.

Oh, I was just thinking about it.

I've just been thinking about it the whole day. I've been thinking about just

finishing what we started.

Oh, God. I'm going to fuck you so bad.

Yeah, I really want to have sex with you.

I don't want to suck your cock.

You're fucking lost.

I want you to fuck me from behind.

There, you can laugh.

I can only bet how this cock works.

I was such a young man at ages.

I don't want you to fuck me.

You do.

Your friend doesn't need to know.

I know it's my son.

My son doesn't need to know.

We better hurry.

We better hurry while he's sleeping.

He sleeps too much.

Same friend.

He wants to be out partying and mommy can have some of her own fun.

I'm pretty sure about this. I'm so sure.

Yeah?

I'm so freaking sure.

Come on.

I don't even know if I'm not doing it right. Oh, God.

Now I'm thinking.

That was so bad.

Fuck yeah.

I should work more. I should work more.

Am I doing a good job?

You're doing such a good job.

Oh, you're doing such a good job. You should lay down.

Come here.

Come here.

Stay down.

Fuck you again.

I'm not going to fuck you.

God,

fuck my birthday.

I've been needing this. I've been so fucking worried.

I've been waiting for a young man like you to come along.

Oh, God.

I never would have thought. I'd end up fucking with my son's friends, but it's

so fucking sexy.

I could tell by the way you looked at me.

Thank you.

Oh, you want this one?

Ugh.

Should I go?

Yeah, you probably should go.

I should go.

I've never done that before.

Well, that'll be the first time in many, hopefully.

You're welcome back anytime.

I don't know if we can. Don't tell my son.

Stop.

All right, I'm going to get out of here, okay?

Okay.

I'm not going to creep out. What if he catches us?

He will.

Besides, I'm sorry, Dad.

I'm satisfied.