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It's 8 .30, guys. The 8 o 'clock bus
will be here in 10 minutes.
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I've still got to get ready.
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Ben, school.
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I forgot to give you guys this. It's a
letter from the Parents Association.
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Ixnay on the Adderley, Carol.
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Let me see that.
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Dear fellow parents, our program of
weekly dances is in jeopardy owing to
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fact that many of you have not fulfilled
your parental responsibilities and made
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yourselves available for chaperoning.
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You know who you are, and more
importantly, we know who you are.
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Sincerely, Mrs. Adolf Hitler.
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June Hinckley, president of the Parent
Association.
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Nice tone.
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Now, come on. Now, busy people like you
guys have far better things to do than
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to hang around and smell gin.
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Embarrassing, Mike. Yeah, I know.
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Embarrassed? That was her word, not my
word, Mom.
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I don't care if they chaperone dances.
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Bye.
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Because you've never been to one.
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Mike, did you get one of these letters?
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Yeah, sure.
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Well, where is it?
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Come on, Mom, give me some kind of
credit here.
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Look, I'm not going to bother you guys
with a stupid letter like that.
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Look, I try to screen these things for
you guys.
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You know, cut down on the junk mail.
Protect your valuable time.
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Suck to the ceiling of the boys' jar.
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again.
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Ben, the bus.
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Use it or lose it.
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Come on, Ben, I think you're spending
far too much time studying and not
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enough horsing around.
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Hey. I'm kidding. Ben knows when the old
dad is kidding.
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Right, Ben?
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I'm a lord.
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I'm a lord?
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It's the Robin Hood. That's the school
play this year.
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Oh, you mean you weren't calling me my
lord as a measure of respect?
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That's funny, Dad.
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See, he does know when... His old dad's
kidding.
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This year, I'm going to get a part.
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Well, let's hope. But I remember last
year's auditions, how heartbroken you
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were. Come on, Dad. I was just a kid.
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Ah, I see. So this year is the only
adult in the third grade. You ought to
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a big edge.
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That's how I figure it. Well, good luck.
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Bye, honey.
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Break a leg.
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What?
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Figure of speech.
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Jason, when you were Mike's age, would
you have been afraid or embarrassed to
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have your parents chaperone?
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Oh, sure. I went through that stage. My
dad volunteered to chaperone one of our
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class trips.
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I begged him not to.
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The dad, but I'm not going to do
anything. He said, well, that's fine.
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can not do it with me there.
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You're looking good, Dad. Vicious
ensemble, Mom.
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Let's have a nice day night here.
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Mom,
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I might miss that darn bus.
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Open the coat.
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Who went?
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Mike, do you really think you dressed
appropriately for school?
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Heck no. Why would I want to do that?
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Change now.
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Dad. Mike.
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Now, Mike, if you think that this
conveys the proper image, not just for
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yourself, but for the family you
represent, then by all means, go ahead
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a rubber fowl on your stomach.
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See ya.
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Jason.
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I don't know why that works, but it's
really starting to burn me up.
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You know, um, you shouldn't judge the
school by the first day.
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And you have to... Overlook all the
average people.
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It is a public school.
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Well, I'm used to that, Carol.
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You'd be surprised how many average
people there are in Los Angeles.
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My old science teacher wouldn't even let
me build a small model of a
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thermonuclear device for a science
project.
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Fission or fusion?
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Oh, fusion, of course.
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Of course.
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I plan to fit in at this school.
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I've already joined the dance decoration
committee.
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Oh?
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Will you be, um, at the dance then
tomorrow night?
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Sure.
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Will you, um, be dancing?
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I haven't made up my mind yet.
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I might just observe.
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Hi, Mike.
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Here's gunk breath.
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Brother.
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That's what all my patients said.
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required rehearsing this part won't
interfere with your study.
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That's the best part.
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I can be in the play, go to all the
parties, and all I have to do is lay
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My son, the rock.
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Yeah.
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Now, Jason, I want to talk to you about
this shirt. Now, this is the proper
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image you wish to convey, not only for
yourself, but for the family you
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represent. Okay, all right.
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All right. It's a shame, though.
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I was thinking of wearing it. this when
your mom and I chaperone your school
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dance.
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What?
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You're not really going to chaperone.
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Had you going there for a second, didn't
I?
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Hey,
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wait a minute. What's this?
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What? For the first time in your life,
you two agree on something.
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That's better.
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I thought you said you didn't care
whether they chaperoned or not.
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Hey, Carol, you don't even go to these
dances.
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Well, I might go to this one. I'm
keeping my options open. And she just
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go because that geek out on the front
porch wants to go.
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He's not a geek. He's from Los Angeles.
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You're breathing heavy for him, Carol.
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You know, you're just afraid that if Mom
and Dad chaperone, you won't be able to
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wear makeup and go slow dancing and run
off into the parking lot with that goon.
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Hey, Cole!
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Parking lot?
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My little girl?
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Heavy breathing?
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Los Angeles?
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Don't listen to him, Dad.
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You know, chaperoning is not all bad.
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What? Dad, I'm not gonna do anything.
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Fine. Then you cannot do it with me
there.
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If you want to hit me, I won't stop you.
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Oh, see.
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I knew it. I can't wear this. Chaperones
are supposed to look stodgy and
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respectable. Well, why don't you wear
this one?
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You think that dress is stodgy?
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This one?
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Stodgy? I'm kidding.
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I love this dress. It's my favorite
dress.
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I have dreams about this dress.
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Oh, sweetheart, I haven't had the chance
to tell you how surprised and happy I
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was that you changed your mind and
agreed to do this.
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It shows real maturity.
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Well, that's me, mature yet curiously
juvenile.
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And, of course, the fact that Carol's
going had nothing to do with it. Carol
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who?
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It's okay.
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It's okay.
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I love you when you're hopelessly old
-fashioned. Mm -hmm.
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You realize this is exactly the sort of
behavior we're supposed to prevent
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tomorrow night.
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But this is tonight.
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Isn't life crazy?
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I mean, I meet you for the first time
yesterday, and then I find out that
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on the same decorating committee.
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Crazy, crazy, crazy.
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My parents are chaperoning tonight.
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I'm sorry.
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Thank you. It was quite a shock.
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I can imagine.
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My parents chaperoned once.
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How was it?
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It was mortifying.
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They... Carol, they danced.
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My father started flailing his arms like
some huge thrashing machine.
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My mother, she kind of hopped and
clapped and yelled, hey, in time to the
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What a nightmare.
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Ward? Mrs. Hinkley.
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You've done our school proud, as usual.
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Thank you, Ward.
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If all the ladies... and the Parents
Association were like you, it would sure
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change my life.
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Thank you.
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Uh, we loved your chaperone letter.
Really did the trick.
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Wonderful. Who is chaperoning tonight?
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The Seavers.
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Ward. Uh, yes?
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I don't know.
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Maybe it's okay for a man to run a
psychiatric practice out of the home,
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maybe it's all right for a woman to go
back to work just when her children need
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her most.
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Maybe letting our offspring run wild is
hunky -dory.
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Maybe I'm just old -fashioned.
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Could be.
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Ward.
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Ward, I'm worried about deceivers.
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I mean, the type of people we need for
chaperone should be able to control
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own children.
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Wow, that's a pretty high standard.
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Boy, your parents sound worse than mine.
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Hi, honey.
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Hi. You're home early.
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Slow news day.
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Oh, well, then the lord and lady of the
manor have the castle all to themselves.
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Mm -hmm.
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Hey, guys, how you doing?
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I'll get it.
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That does it. I quit the play.
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Oh, Ben, you're not going to be a rock
after all?
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No way.
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Friar Tuck sits on me all through act
two.
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That's okay. Then we can chaperone
another time. Mm -hmm.
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Well, uh, thank you for calling, Mrs.
Hitler. Hankley.
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All right.
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Bye.
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You mean we aren't chaperoning? No.
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Oh, somebody pinched me. I'm dreaming.
This is great.
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No, it's not.
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What are you, nuts?
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Forget it. I already know the answer.
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Did she tell you why?
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Well, apparently they've double -booked
the chaperones this week.
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Well, she lied to you.
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The reason you're not chaperoning is
because you're unacceptable parents.
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Unacceptable parents?
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Carol, you heard this?
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Not just me.
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Scotty Siegler heard every word of it.
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All right!
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I don't get it.
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She said, I have a mother who abandoned
me, a brother who's a delinquent, a
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father who runs a mental ward at home.
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She made...
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of the week.
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I'll kill her.
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Maggie, don't get upset.
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Jason, how can you stand there so
calmly?
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Actually, I have deeply rooted feelings
of anger and hostility.
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I just refuse to give vent to them until
we find out if there's some
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misunderstanding.
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I'll give her a vent.
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So you're all over school by tomorrow?
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Oh, Carol, it will not. How's anybody
going to hear?
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Norman, I'm not kidding. That's what
they said.
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Unacceptable.
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I have someone else on the other line.
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Mike, this is nothing to brag about.
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I know, Jerry.
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Hello? Oh, hi, Jerry. Oh, you heard.
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Yeah. You know, my parents have been a
mile of that.
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I'll never live this down.
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Just a minute. Yesterday, you were
embarrassed because we were acceptable.
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Exactly.
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Now, do you see what you're putting me
through?
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This is absolutely unbelievable.
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Yeah, regardless.
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is to hold your temper. Yes. Are you
lying? Yes.
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Boom.
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Hi -ho. You must be the Seavers.
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Call me Jimbo.
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Hi -ho.
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Go on in. I have BBQ detail tonight.
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See, these are reasonable people.
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Mr. and Mrs.
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Seaver, how nice of you to insist on
dropping by.
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Yes, well, uh, hello, my name's Jason.
Uh -uh -uh.
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How do you do? Now, what's all this
crud? Uh, we won't take up much of your
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time, Mrs. Hinkley. We just thought we
should come by and clear up a little
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misunderstanding.
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Well, won't you sit down?
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Yes. Yes, we will. Thank you very much.
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Well, the thing is that we heard this
crazy rumor that you said, and this is
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probably all wrong, but that you said
something about us being unacceptable
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parents.
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Oh, dear. I'm afraid that wasn't meant
for your ears.
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So you did say that?
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Oh, yes.
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Because we're... When the hell do you
get off ruining our reputation?
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We don't use that word in our home.
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Damn it! How can you say that one?
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Well, I have two more words you won't
like, June.
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Yeah?
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No. No, I won't. Now I'm getting carried
away here. It's okay, Jason. Get
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carried away. No, no. I would like to
make one more attempt at some real
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communication here.
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I...
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One goes out for an evening. One dresses
properly for the occasion.
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Oh, but Mother, look. You know what
Mother likes.
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Nuts. Excuse me?
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Yes, Mother.
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Children.
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Hold on to your slipcovers, June,
because I'm a... Maggie, Maggie, Maggie,
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what's the point?
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We're not on the same planet here. And
if we stay any longer, we're just going
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to make ourselves crazy.
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And we probably will end up hurling
obscenities at this woman, and what
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that accomplish?
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Oh, what the heck, let's give it a shot.
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Junebug, these burgers are very close.
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Where's your sister?
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In her room.
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Where's the couch?
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I don't know. It was here a minute ago.
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Okay, I'll clean it up.
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Nah, nah, don't clean it up. Don't be...
Don't worry. Come here. Put those feet
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up here. Leave those shoes on. Be a kid.
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This is the way I like Ben.
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Sloppy, lazy.
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A real kid.
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And if we're such bad parents, how did
Carol turn out so well? That's right.
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Mike. Mike's perfect.
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out my head.
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But the point is, nobody says we did a
bad job raising our kids. And nobody
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tells us we can't chaperone.
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I'm surprised that they made it a crime
to talk to my parents.
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Well,
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I guess you wore the right dress.
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Hey, a nice day.
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The fact that you're here doesn't make
you chaperone.
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And the fact that you're here doesn't
mean you're here.
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Okay, now let's go way back and do a
little tribute to our ancestors.
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Here's some ginny wine for you, Rock,
and that means our chaperones must
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as you brought it up
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stigma phase after a year or two.
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You know, actually, your parents aren't
too bad.
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Look.
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Hey, are those your parents dancing?
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Uh, no, no, my parents couldn't make it
tonight. They may have to leave the
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country.
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Oh, no, that's them.
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Who? The ones with all the moves.
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Parents are reasonably cool.
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he walks me home?
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Sure. But Dad!
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Oh.
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Okay. Thanks.
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Okay.
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You guys got away with it once.
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I don't want this to go to your heads.
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This is a hot dress, Mom.
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Please don't ever wear it in front of my
friends again.
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Foggy rock, indeed.
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Well, let's go, Foggy.
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Let's rock.
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