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Hey, babe. So, we've been together a real long time.

Like, and I noticed things have been slowing down in the bedroom. Like, I can

admit that.

I was thinking, like, maybe we should go to a sex store or something like that.

Maybe we'd find some toys we could use.

Well,

we have plenty of toys already.

Okay. So, what about, like, another person?

Another person? I've never thought about that.

Um, it just can't be anybody. Like, who do you have in mind?

Like, what about your best friend, please?

Ace? Yeah.

My best friend, Ace? You know, I've known him for a long time.

But you just said it could be anybody.

That's true. That's true.

Maybe Ace is the best candidate because, you know, I trust him. He's been here.

You're comfortable with him.

I think you've been eyeing Ace for quite some time, haven't you?

That's besides the point. Okay.

Okay, well, you know, let's find out what Ace is doing. Let's see if he's

available right now.

How about that? Are you up for it right now? Yeah.

Okay. Let me give him a call and see if he wants to come over.

Okay.

Ace, what's up, man?

Are you busy right now?

No?

Can you do me a favor and come over?

Me and my girl need help. We're putting up something, and you're taller than us,

so we need your help.

Could you come over?

I'll see you in five minutes.

Okay. Bye -bye.

He's coming.

You better be excited.

I'm just going to lay it on him. When he comes over, I'm just going to lay it on

him and see what he says.

Okay.

So, man, thanks for helping me out with this. I couldn't reach you, man.

I'm not as tall as you, you know. I know you've always been a little.

Yeah, but, hey, we didn't actually bring you here for that.

Why don't you have a seat?

I mean...

Have a seat. Trust me, man. So, here's Amy again. My girl.

So, Amy, don't you have something to tell Ace?

Yeah, tell him your idea.

So, we're trying to make things more spicy in the bedroom.

And we just want to know if you can help.

Yeah, I'm for real.

Y 'all need me to go to Walmart?

No, no.

No, like. Right here.

Participate.

Participate? Mm -hmm. Like, all day. Season? Oh.

All day. That's not y 'all talking about season.

No. Season.

No. You serious, bro? I'm serious.

Like, you're my best friend. And it gotta be someone I trust. And she wants

do this. Like, she's so excited. She's so ready.

This is set up.

No, it's not a set up. I promise you. She'll do it. Prove to him that we're

kidding.

Eat some of this.

Oh, shit.

This is food.

Oh, serious. I told you.

I like those.

Oh, my God.

What is it you've been working with?

Yeah, this whole time, right?

This whole time.

Oh look,

the boss is coming along.

She's so excited.

Wait.

Excited, baby? Yes.

Mommy

got

them.

Right where you want them.

Yeah. Look how excited she is.

You haven't been this excited in a long time.

Yeah, I know.

I can't do to you better.

It's not even hard, I think.

It's a really painful pain.

Is it better?

I know.

That's why we picked him, right?

He's bigger than me. Go on.

Good job.

Very enthusiastic.

a long time ago.

I'm sure we'll have other opportunities.

Enjoy it.

I'll be right here.

I didn't know about it.

So you're gonna like this.

Wow. Do you want to pick the light guy?

Yeah.

Okay.

You're still red.

Yeah.

Yeah, it's so deep.

Are you feeling his tummy? Yeah.

Wow. Do you want to feel how it is?

Yeah.

How did that happen?

Let's do it.

Oh my god.

Do you have a farm? Yes.

Thank you.

Did you turn it off?

I'm going to start calling him Big Ace now.

Yeah?

Thank you.

Whoa, this is...

Yeah. Very happy life.

Can I stretch over please? Yeah.

Oh look.

You needed this. After all those months of us not doing anything, you needed

this.

You need to have him come over all the time, don't we?

Hey Vinny, you think you have any funds I could fund?