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And I'm telling you, honey.
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That crowd was D.E.A.D.-- dead.
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Wasted all my best lines. Fuck bingo, anyhow.
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I got my money, and I refuse to let this look go to waste.
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We outside tonight.
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What was she looking at?
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Well, you know, it's Yum Party tonight.
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What?! You used to love Yum Party!
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So I'm a sentimentalist. Kill me.
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Right now? I'm on my way to church!
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Oh, the usual. You know.
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Put a little money in the collection box,
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light a candle for Nana, pray.
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-To God? - Yes, bitch, to God.
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After the day that I've had, I need a word with Her.
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Here you go, girl.
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I know it ain't easy working for tips.
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Lord! In here?
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Sorry, girl.
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ChoirDaddy69?
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Well, I'm about to get man-laid by a lay man.
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ChoirDaddy? Are you here?
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It says you are.
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It's me, your right swipe!
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I'm here to play your organ.
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Mmm.
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Sofa?
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Mm.
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Damn. Bitch look good.
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All right. Come on, now.
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Anticipation is great and all,
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but I gotta get my gels done in an hour, so let's go!
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My God!
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Somebody needs a Band-Aid or something.
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Ohh! Ohh...
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Ohh! Mm. Oh, hi.
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You are... stiff.
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Ooh.
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Dance.
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Come on. Yeah! Aah!
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Mwah!
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Focus! This is a hospital. It's not a cabaret.
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- No, it's not. - Ah!
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- Yes, ma'am. - Go to room 420.
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Your patient is a little impatient.
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On it.
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You don't wanna-- Okay.
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Good morning, Sleeping Beauty.
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I brought Jell-O shots.
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Okay. I gotta get out of here.
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Wait, wait. Okay. Hold on a minute.
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- No. Where's my stuff? - Here. Let me help you.
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Um, wait. Okay. Easy, easy, easy! Hold on.
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Give me your hand. Give me your hand. Easy.
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You all right?
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- Yeah, yes. - Okay. Lay back down.
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- All right. Hello, Jas-- - Jane.
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Jane. My name is Jane. I just--
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I haven't done all the paperwork because I've been...
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busy not breathing.
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Hm. Well, Miss Jane...
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I'm really happy to see you awake.
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You got anybody I can call? Text? Snapchat?
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No. No, no, no. I'm not-- I don't--
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I'm not from around here.
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But I feel really good, so I can just--
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If you just give me my stuff, I'll just get out of here.
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Okay. How about we make a deal?
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One more of these Sunny D's, and meanwhile
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we'll try to figure out how to get you all cleaned up.
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What flavor's the Jell-O?
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Cut! For the love of God, cut!
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Cut a line, cut a bitch...
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cut a quick edit for your blooper reel, maybe?
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It's step, step, stay in the corner.
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- No! - Know your place!
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Honey, this stage is too damn small.
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Kelsey. Kelsey!
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I'm-- I'm so sorry, Ginsey.
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There have been some dropouts,
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and so Dre said to give Nico a chance.
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Yeah, leaving me without a busboy!
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Oh, I'll rub your bar down anytime, Slim Jim.
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- Be my guest. - You flirt!
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Kelsey, my bestie just texted me
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about a last-minute gig nearby that pays more than my rent...
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- No, no, no, no! - ...so I gotta run.
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- No. No, please, please. - I'm so sorry, Captain Kelsey!
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- I love you! - Oh, no.
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Oh, what the freak is happening tonight?
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Ooh! Okay. Um... Everybody... take five!
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And, uh, doors are...
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really soon!
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Where are you, Dre?
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Ah. One second!
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Hey. Yasmine!
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Hey! Uh, what's your ETA?
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Dre, I can't come.
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I'm sick.
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You're what?
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Yasmine. Come on, babe. You gotta pull through.
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You're the-- You're the star of the show.
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You don't even have to perform. You just hand out candy.
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- Dre, I'm... - I'll have you home by 10.
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- Ah-choo. - Fuck!
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Okay. Okay, Yasmine. Feel better, all right?
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That's right.
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I'm way too sick for your low-rent, played-out bar party.
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Hm!
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Perk up, Yasminis!
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I know you were expecting me at Yum,
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but I'll be coming to you live from the VIP lounge
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at Glitter Bitch!
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Glitter Bitch Vodka, darlings.
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Sip-sip!
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Mmm!
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Who makes that God-awful shit?!
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Mm! How's my eye? Smoky enough?
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Texas barbecue smoky.
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Olsen twins house-party smoky.
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Total smoke show.
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You didn't even look at me.
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Do you have any bars?
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You still owe me 150 from last weekend.
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Add it to my tab-tab.
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Jax. Girl.
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Girl, you can just give me the whole--
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No. Because I still need to make my money.
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Bitch, I'm-a pay you! Why don't you trust me?
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No, and apparently this is supposed to be a good batch.
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Oh, period. Well, I'll be the judge of that.
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Uno, dos, tres. Vámonos.
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Ah! Don't pass out before my number.
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I'm a professional.
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Besides, things can change.
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You gotta stay flexible!
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All right. Says the girl who can't do a full split.
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Bitch, I can do a jazz split. Like, that little half thing.
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Yeah, honey, nobody does that.
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Girl, it works.
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What's good, y'all?!
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It's your girl Nico, a.k.a. Scrumptious.
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your Bushwick baby queen. Come on in, y'all.
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Hey, Tabby. Thank you for the gravestone, boo-boo.
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They're coming to get you, Barbara. Ooh!
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I'm debuting at Yum tonight
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with my dear friends Yasmine.
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Scrumptious? What the fuck?
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Who's that?
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- Mm-hmm... - Uh, he's just a friend.
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It's my dealer. The one who gave me the Oxys.
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They're performing with Yasmine tonight.
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- Yasmine? - Yeah. You know Yasmine.
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She's, like, the world-famous,
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sort of famous for being so beautiful.
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- Mm-hmm. Yasmine. - Cheekbones.
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Yeah. Mm-hmm.
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Okay. You're familiar. You've heard of her.
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Oh, I know know Yasmine.
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Kind of iconic that you know her.
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I used to be a fixture at Yum Party.
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She and I, we were a part of this core group, Ride or Die.
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Dre, the producer-- we were close.
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And...
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Oof. That was another life, another time.
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Wait. So you know where they are.
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Can you get me to Nico?
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You just had a hot makeout session with death,
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and now you're trying to find your drug dealer?
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No, I'm just trying to tell them they have a bad batch.
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- Ow! - No!
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Geez Louise!
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Sam, can you swing a double tomorrow?
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Sure thing, boss Lizzy.
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Okay. Your dedication is starting to worry me.
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I told you. I'm in my adulting era.
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Okay, well, adults need dinner.
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Ooh! Thank you, big mama.
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Not a mama yet.
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All available nurses to the front desk.
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All nurses to the desk immediately!
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She's trying... for a baby.
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God. Straight people are so cringy.
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Not straight, but I'm still cringing.
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Lizzy and wifey...
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secret Disney adults.
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- No! - Mm-hmm!
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The ears. The whole damn thing.
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Oh, my God. Like, what did we fight for?
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Right?!
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If Marsha could see it...
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More Jell-O, please.
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Ooh, I got you.
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Lizzy. Fuck! We're totally fucked!
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Sorry. What-- What's happening?
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Ah. Yasmine bailed.
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DJ's mia. And, um, toilet still clogged.
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I knew Jimmy wasn't gonna fix it.
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Didn't I tell you Jimmy wasn't gonna fix it?!
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Dre, babe, take a breath.
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Yum wasn't supposed to be forever.
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Remember? You know, maybe it's time to move on.
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I don't wanna leave Yum on a low note.
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I can't do that to Kelsey and the girls.
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It's my legacy.
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When Yasmine's a no-show, these Brooklyn gays
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are gonna call me a gaslighter.
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It's gonna ruin my brand.
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Yasmine's not coming, huh?
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Sounds like you're up shit's creek, babe.
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Yasmine bailed?
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Ooh, I knew it.
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Thanks. Supportive.
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I could send Sam. I mean, I could ask him.
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- No! No! No! - What?
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No. No. No, Don't tell her that.
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- He is good. - You're being messy. I'm not--
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-Yeah, he's a legend. - Don't say nothing else.
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A once-in-a-generation talent!
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And such a motherfucking pain in my ass!
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Well, I think he would do it.
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No, Lizzy. I-- I can't hold his hand tonight.
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Okay? I can't risk him ditching me again.
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- Okay, maybe you should j-- - Baby, baby.
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You're solutioning again, okay?
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And I just need to vent. Remember?
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Fine. Then I won't tell you how I fixed your other problem.
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You what?
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The toilet. Barry's on his way. You're welcome.
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No. Your brother Barry?
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Oh, shit. Okay. I gotta go.
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Everything's gonna be fine. I will be there tonight.
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- Hey, Lizzy, no. Fuck! No! - What the hell is that?
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That's a big-ass bunny.
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Fucking Barry.
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Don't get your panties in a bunch,
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but it's a man and a woman.
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What the fuck is so complicated about that?!
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And nobody knows the true dangers
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- of these hormonal cocktails. - Fuckin' ridiculous.
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Turnin' men into ladies, turnin' ladies into...
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God knows what, untoward things.
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And you think these Democrats in Albany
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are gonna do a thing about it?
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Come on. Democrats. Not gonna do a thing.
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Wish Pauli Benedetta would be a man about it.
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No diatribes tonight, okay?
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Just fix the toilet.
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Whoa! What? I'm here. Everything's fine.
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Nothing is fine!
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Oh, great.
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- Just-- - Sorry.
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Just calm...
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Kelsey.
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Well, hello to you, too.
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Ooh! Ladies! Looking gorgeous!
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Finally!
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She decides to grace us with her presence!
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Damn. Okay. Kelsey, brief me.
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So, Jimmy won't budge on the 70-30 bar split...
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La Toilette is a disast...
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and our go-go boy just... went-went!
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That's it? Okay. I'll deal with Jimmy.
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- Barry, toilet. - Yeah, I'm gonna snake it,
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but there better not be anything, like, freaky
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and fuckin' untoward in there, all right?
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Dre, you came with Yasmine, because I was trying
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to film a little entre vista, entre nuke...
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What did she just say?
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Okay. Team Yum... let's huddle.
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Grown man with man parts coming through!
272
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So... you look great.
273
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Yasmin's not coming.
274
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- Fuck you, Jupiter. - Fair enough.
275
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But I already tagged her on my scheduled post!
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Ms. Dre, you're telling me
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that I'm hosting and headlining tonight?
278
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Oh, and all for the same Yum price?
279
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Okay. Ginsey Tonic...
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you know exactly how to entertain this crowd, all right?
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It doesn't matter if you're up there for 5 minutes
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or 95 minutes.
283
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You will have them eating out of your hand.
284
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Um, excuse me. Don't forget about me.
285
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I'm-a have them eating out, too, bitch, who...
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Girl.
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And we have Nico here. I love your vibe, kid.
288
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Tonight we're gonna launch your career!
289
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Look. Just call me Scrumptious.
290
00:16:54,427 --> 00:16:57,602
But exactly. Like, that's what I've been saying.
291
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I was born ready.
292
00:17:02,538 --> 00:17:05,127
Wow. Beautiful. I love it.
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Look. You all are unique.
294
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You're brave. You're fantastic.
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This is gonna be an unforgettable night.
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Kelsey, open the doors!
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- But we're not ready. - We're never ready.
298
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That's how it always starts.
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Open the doors.
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This is kinda sexy.
301
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Oh. Babe, look. Let's bang some pics for Pride.
302
00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:58,801
Okay.
303
00:18:00,493 --> 00:18:02,184
I'm, like, obsessed with you. I love you.
304
00:18:02,288 --> 00:18:04,324
What's your name again?
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00:18:04,428 --> 00:18:06,154
- Babe, chin down. - Oh, sorry.
306
00:18:06,257 --> 00:18:07,672
- Chin down. - That?
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00:18:07,776 --> 00:18:09,778
Could you look like you like her a bit?
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Higher. A little bit lower.
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Just a little lower. Higher. Now lower.
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- Slay Mama. - Slay.
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Let me see them.
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We should go to the photo booth--
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I look stupid!
314
00:18:23,619 --> 00:18:25,587
Why didn't you tell me that I was sweating?
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00:18:27,175 --> 00:18:29,936
Speaking of crushes... Oh, my God.
316
00:18:30,039 --> 00:18:31,489
It looks like Bushwick's
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beautiful people are out tonight.
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Hi, beautiful people!
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Yes! They're alive tonight!
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00:18:38,358 --> 00:18:40,981
Oh, yes, they are! Yes, they are!
321
00:18:41,085 --> 00:18:42,638
So many beautiful...
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We had like 200 presales.
323
00:18:45,193 --> 00:18:46,711
Where is everybody?
324
00:18:46,815 --> 00:18:51,095
Well, the moon is opposing your Neptune in Aries,
325
00:18:51,199 --> 00:18:54,857
which could be a very chaotic time,
326
00:18:54,961 --> 00:18:58,965
but Saturn is no friend of ours, the great Malefic.
327
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And this is her work.
328
00:19:01,070 --> 00:19:04,246
I can only laugh.
329
00:19:04,350 --> 00:19:05,868
And so can Chani.
330
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Thank you!
331
00:19:07,732 --> 00:19:10,252
Tell me, tell me, tell me. How is it possible...
332
00:19:10,356 --> 00:19:11,598
- Yeah. - ...in a room full of
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polyamorous and pansexual studs...
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Relax, all right? You're gonna get your money.
335
00:19:15,326 --> 00:19:17,086
The night is... young-ish.
336
00:19:17,190 --> 00:19:18,502
Yeah, well, I better.
337
00:19:18,605 --> 00:19:20,159
I'm down three G's in the last hour.
338
00:19:20,262 --> 00:19:21,953
Fuckin' Luge-coin.
339
00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:23,886
I tried to warn you about crypto, bro.
340
00:19:24,093 --> 00:19:26,406
Well, your party's on thin ice, bro.
341
00:19:26,510 --> 00:19:29,237
Oh. Speaking of ice...
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00:19:29,340 --> 00:19:31,135
Ooh!
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00:19:31,239 --> 00:19:33,068
My fiancé is a lawyer.
344
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:35,243
Ahh.
345
00:19:35,346 --> 00:19:37,486
Maybe it's time you got a job like that, huh, Dre?
346
00:19:37,590 --> 00:19:39,074
Yeah. I'm not really one for the--
347
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:40,972
- Rat, rat, rat! - Here's your clog, freaks.
348
00:19:41,076 --> 00:19:42,491
Aww! I thought I poisoned them all!
349
00:19:42,595 --> 00:19:45,045
That's a big one. No. Nature finds a way.
350
00:19:45,149 --> 00:19:46,599
Dude, what the fuck?! Throw it away!
351
00:19:46,702 --> 00:19:48,117
- No, no, no! - Not in that trash!
352
00:19:48,290 --> 00:19:49,602
- What are you doing?! - It's a trash can.
353
00:19:49,705 --> 00:19:51,017
No. A dumpster. Goes in the dumpster.
354
00:19:51,120 --> 00:19:52,708
It's not gonna come back to life.
355
00:19:52,812 --> 00:19:54,503
You-- Jesus Christ.
356
00:19:54,607 --> 00:19:56,850
-Not tonight, though... - Disgusting!
357
00:19:56,954 --> 00:19:59,612
-You're disgusting. - Yo, I cannot be the only one
358
00:19:59,715 --> 00:20:01,924
who had a crush on the crucified Christ.
359
00:20:02,062 --> 00:20:03,374
Come on, now!
360
00:20:03,478 --> 00:20:06,688
He was half dead, but he was well hung.
361
00:20:08,034 --> 00:20:10,864
That's funny. I like this guy. Who is this guy?
362
00:20:10,968 --> 00:20:13,729
"She." And who are you again?
363
00:20:13,833 --> 00:20:15,214
Eww. Bye.
364
00:20:15,317 --> 00:20:19,114
Uh, I'm Barry. Dre's my sister's wife, I guess.
365
00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:22,186
I don't know. Wait. Was he going to the green-room john?
366
00:20:22,290 --> 00:20:23,877
I'm not done cleaning up in there.
367
00:20:23,981 --> 00:20:25,154
- "They." - No, it was the guy
368
00:20:25,258 --> 00:20:26,466
that was just here.
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00:20:26,570 --> 00:20:29,089
- Mnh-mnh. "They." - Yeah, the one guy.
370
00:20:29,193 --> 00:20:32,300
She... is a drag queen.
371
00:20:32,403 --> 00:20:34,440
They... are non-binary.
372
00:20:34,543 --> 00:20:37,236
And you... are behind.
373
00:20:37,339 --> 00:20:39,272
So kindly... catch the fuck up.
374
00:20:39,376 --> 00:20:41,930
Come on! This ain't a free show!
375
00:20:42,033 --> 00:20:45,140
I can't keep up with this shit.
376
00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:48,833
Hey, Dre. You got some motley crew here.
377
00:20:48,937 --> 00:20:50,939
Are you talking to people?
378
00:20:52,285 --> 00:20:54,839
Aww. Cheer up, Dre. Sparse is like a vibe.
379
00:20:54,943 --> 00:20:58,878
Think of it as like exclusive. You know what I'm saying?
380
00:21:00,224 --> 00:21:01,570
...find yourself, honey. Oh, no.
381
00:21:01,674 --> 00:21:04,124
You'll find somebody to take home.
382
00:21:04,228 --> 00:21:07,611
Ladies and gentlethems.
383
00:21:07,714 --> 00:21:11,546
We are fixing to have us a resurrection tonight!
384
00:21:11,649 --> 00:21:14,342
Samoncé is in the house, y'all!
385
00:21:14,445 --> 00:21:16,723
- What? - Ooh-hoo-hoo!
386
00:21:16,827 --> 00:21:18,587
Lizzy, what did you do?
387
00:21:18,691 --> 00:21:19,968
Let's get this ham in the oven
388
00:21:20,071 --> 00:21:21,383
and the show on the road!
389
00:21:21,487 --> 00:21:23,489
Welcome to Yum Party, y'all!
390
00:21:23,592 --> 00:21:25,732
Sam!
391
00:21:25,836 --> 00:21:28,839
Wow! Here you are.
392
00:21:28,942 --> 00:21:31,186
Dre. Here I am.
393
00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:34,569
Wait. Hold on. Who's this?
394
00:21:34,672 --> 00:21:36,398
Listen, Dre, I know it's been a minute since we talked,
395
00:21:36,502 --> 00:21:38,262
but I wanna apologize about the--
396
00:21:38,366 --> 00:21:39,988
No. Stop. You're here now.
397
00:21:40,091 --> 00:21:42,059
And it's gonna be great, right?
398
00:21:42,162 --> 00:21:47,202
What could be better than the long-awaited return of Samoncé?
399
00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:49,584
- Say who-cé? - Let everybody know, okay?
400
00:21:49,687 --> 00:21:53,829
Get online. Live tweet. Samoncé is here.
401
00:21:53,933 --> 00:21:56,832
Girl, Samoncé is literally inside this entire valise.
402
00:21:56,936 --> 00:21:59,904
I need a green room.
403
00:22:00,008 --> 00:22:01,768
You know the way.
404
00:22:08,085 --> 00:22:10,121
Okay, Google. Who's Samoncé?
405
00:22:11,537 --> 00:22:13,987
Was there really a woman in his bag?
406
00:22:26,068 --> 00:22:27,207
Oh, Christ.
407
00:22:31,246 --> 00:22:33,144
Fucking rats.
408
00:22:39,012 --> 00:22:41,083
Good night, sweet prince.
409
00:23:13,046 --> 00:23:16,153
Hey. The entrance for the club's out front, pal!
410
00:23:21,192 --> 00:23:25,058
Excuse me? You all right?
411
00:23:26,059 --> 00:23:27,544
Miss! I'm talking to you!
412
00:23:27,647 --> 00:23:30,926
Ma'am? Madam? Your Ladyship? Sweetheart?
413
00:23:31,030 --> 00:23:33,032
You okay?
414
00:23:36,104 --> 00:23:39,003
All right. Live your life.
415
00:23:40,349 --> 00:23:42,628
God. I fucking hate Brooklyn.
416
00:23:46,701 --> 00:23:48,599
This is why I hate doing favors for people.
417
00:23:48,703 --> 00:23:51,050
It takes all fucking night.
418
00:24:00,749 --> 00:24:04,615
Samoncé Alliancé Knowles Cartier!
419
00:24:04,719 --> 00:24:07,791
Aren't you a sight that makes my eyes sore.
420
00:24:07,894 --> 00:24:09,689
Ginsey Tonic!
421
00:24:09,793 --> 00:24:12,140
You don't look a day over 50...
422
00:24:12,243 --> 00:24:14,038
pounds overweight.
423
00:24:16,213 --> 00:24:18,526
Girl.
424
00:24:18,629 --> 00:24:20,838
Get in here!
425
00:24:20,942 --> 00:24:23,496
- Hi. - Oh, oh, honey. Oh, my God.
426
00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:25,256
Now get me out of this peep dress.
427
00:24:25,360 --> 00:24:26,982
I'm practically pre-diabetic.
428
00:24:27,086 --> 00:24:29,122
- Okay. - I'm hot.
429
00:24:29,226 --> 00:24:30,641
Is everyone hot? Okay. Great.
430
00:24:30,745 --> 00:24:32,954
Uh, there's a sign.
431
00:24:40,375 --> 00:24:44,828
So, Miss On-say Yon-say Bitch who's in my seat...
432
00:24:47,762 --> 00:24:49,177
...what's your tea?
433
00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:50,696
You were starting to rise
434
00:24:50,799 --> 00:24:53,008
and then suddenly fell off the face of the earth?
435
00:24:53,112 --> 00:24:55,770
Vanished. Went poof.
436
00:24:55,873 --> 00:24:58,462
Shut your damn bus, boy. Who raised you?
437
00:24:58,566 --> 00:25:00,119
Look, all I'm saying is...
438
00:25:00,222 --> 00:25:03,847
"Samoncé, a fan favorite, no-show at Yum Fest."
439
00:25:03,950 --> 00:25:07,575
Like, it's the first hit when I Google you, so...
440
00:25:07,713 --> 00:25:09,404
What's your name again?
441
00:25:13,235 --> 00:25:14,582
Scrumptious.
442
00:25:14,685 --> 00:25:16,445
It's a pleasure.
443
00:25:16,549 --> 00:25:19,552
Oh. I've heard of you.
444
00:25:20,864 --> 00:25:23,625
Okay. Don't be jealous, Miss Bitch.
445
00:25:23,729 --> 00:25:25,765
It's very unbecoming.
446
00:25:27,629 --> 00:25:31,322
Okay. Next act ready in five?
447
00:25:31,426 --> 00:25:32,910
- Thank you, five! - Thank you, five!
448
00:25:33,014 --> 00:25:35,292
Yo, I'm third, right, Captain Kels?
449
00:25:35,395 --> 00:25:36,914
'Cause I am not going next, okay?
450
00:25:37,018 --> 00:25:39,399
Why are you walking away from me like you can't hear me?
451
00:25:39,503 --> 00:25:42,886
I'm speaking at loud volume, bitch, ooh!
452
00:25:44,128 --> 00:25:45,820
And you?
453
00:25:45,923 --> 00:25:47,718
Didn't anyone teach you to call your mother?
454
00:25:47,822 --> 00:25:50,410
I-I know. I'm sorry. I...
455
00:25:50,514 --> 00:25:53,137
I've just been in my head a lot lately.
456
00:25:54,656 --> 00:25:56,693
Tell me what happened that night.
457
00:25:56,796 --> 00:25:58,764
I was backstage.
458
00:25:58,867 --> 00:26:01,007
I heard the people chanting my name.
459
00:26:01,111 --> 00:26:05,218
My demons got a little loud. I dipped.
460
00:26:05,322 --> 00:26:06,530
Snuck out the door.
461
00:26:06,634 --> 00:26:09,222
You balked. It happens.
462
00:26:09,326 --> 00:26:12,225
Dre was pissed. She told you?
463
00:26:12,329 --> 00:26:14,055
At full volume, pacing.
464
00:26:14,227 --> 00:26:16,229
Now you just gotta get back up on that stage.
465
00:26:16,333 --> 00:26:17,541
There's nothing to be afraid of.
466
00:26:17,645 --> 00:26:19,474
I've never had stage fright.
467
00:26:19,578 --> 00:26:21,994
Never. Not even when I was a kid.
468
00:26:22,097 --> 00:26:24,721
Not until that night and they wanted me.
469
00:26:24,824 --> 00:26:27,447
They were hungry for me. And I-I just couldn't.
470
00:26:27,551 --> 00:26:31,693
Hey, hey. Drag is not life or death!
471
00:26:31,797 --> 00:26:34,800
It's fun! Come on!
472
00:26:34,903 --> 00:26:36,353
What do you say you and me,
473
00:26:36,456 --> 00:26:39,390
we go back out there, we kill it?
474
00:26:40,460 --> 00:26:43,325
Huh? Let's have some fun.
475
00:26:50,816 --> 00:26:54,474
Unh-unh!
476
00:26:56,097 --> 00:26:58,168
No, she ain't wearing your wig.
477
00:27:07,867 --> 00:27:11,837
Great work, babe. 30 thou likes.
478
00:27:11,940 --> 00:27:13,701
I don't even have a verification badge.
479
00:27:13,804 --> 00:27:15,047
I'm gonna kill myself.
480
00:27:15,150 --> 00:27:17,049
Babe, you can buy verification.
481
00:27:17,152 --> 00:27:18,395
Yeah, but I wanna get it natural,
482
00:27:18,498 --> 00:27:19,845
like my ass and tits, okay?!
483
00:27:19,948 --> 00:27:21,536
My sister? Brand ambo for Luge-coin.
484
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:24,573
Me? Working my skinny little natural ass off for nothing.
485
00:27:24,677 --> 00:27:26,230
The algo hates me.
486
00:27:26,334 --> 00:27:28,716
Sucks, babe. You're way hotter than your hot sister.
487
00:27:28,819 --> 00:27:30,579
I know. Okay.
488
00:27:30,683 --> 00:27:32,409
So, first I'm gonna do a pouty face,
489
00:27:32,512 --> 00:27:35,964
then you're gonna kiss my neck, then I'm gonna flash you.
490
00:27:36,068 --> 00:27:37,897
And then you're gonna, like,
491
00:27:38,001 --> 00:27:40,037
do a little gasp emoji sort of thing.
492
00:27:40,141 --> 00:27:41,487
I feel like that'll be cute.
493
00:27:41,590 --> 00:27:43,696
Okay. Ready? Kissy!
494
00:29:01,567 --> 00:29:03,189
Hey, baby.
495
00:29:04,812 --> 00:29:07,228
- You okay? - Are you okay?
496
00:29:12,474 --> 00:29:14,960
Fuck.
497
00:29:15,857 --> 00:29:17,686
So pretty.
498
00:29:19,999 --> 00:29:22,070
You need a little inspiration?
499
00:29:24,348 --> 00:29:26,247
Okay.
500
00:29:29,975 --> 00:29:32,874
Oof! That's all, folks.
501
00:29:54,033 --> 00:29:56,104
Really freaky shit happening in Manhattan.
502
00:29:56,208 --> 00:29:57,761
Joey, what's it looking like out there?
503
00:29:57,865 --> 00:29:59,970
Joe-- Joey? Hey, Joey!
504
00:30:00,074 --> 00:30:02,455
Get the fuck off of me!
505
00:30:05,320 --> 00:30:07,253
Ow!
506
00:30:30,311 --> 00:30:32,658
Shit, girl! Get it together!
507
00:30:32,761 --> 00:30:34,246
I'll have what she's having!
508
00:30:59,271 --> 00:31:01,860
Heh. I still am single if you wanna come try it, Jimmy.
509
00:31:01,963 --> 00:31:03,413
Jimmy, Jimmy. Something's not right, okay?
510
00:31:03,516 --> 00:31:05,829
We got a problem. Somebody out there is--
511
00:31:07,348 --> 00:31:09,039
Aah! Bitch!
512
00:31:09,143 --> 00:31:10,799
- Shit! - What? Wait, wait!
513
00:31:10,903 --> 00:31:12,456
No, no! Barry! Barry!
514
00:31:16,184 --> 00:31:18,428
Hey! Everybody get back!
515
00:31:21,569 --> 00:31:24,192
- Oh, my God! - Oh, fuck.
516
00:31:33,581 --> 00:31:35,963
All right! Everybody out! Everybody out!
517
00:31:36,066 --> 00:31:38,413
Move it! Go, go, go, go!
518
00:31:38,517 --> 00:31:40,933
Go, go. Go, go.
519
00:31:41,037 --> 00:31:42,452
That was unintended.
520
00:31:42,590 --> 00:31:46,111
Jax! Come on, girl! I gotta pee so bad!
521
00:31:46,214 --> 00:31:48,907
Fuck, fuck, God, Jesus!
522
00:31:49,010 --> 00:31:50,529
Girl, what the fuck is going on out there?!
523
00:31:50,701 --> 00:31:53,739
Kelsey. He stood on the bar, and Dre-- and then--
524
00:31:53,842 --> 00:31:54,878
- Girl-- - What the fuck is happening
525
00:31:54,982 --> 00:31:56,190
in this bar right now?!
526
00:31:56,293 --> 00:31:58,123
There's fucking blood everywhere!
527
00:31:58,226 --> 00:32:00,056
All right. All right, Nana. Come on. You'll be all right.
528
00:32:00,159 --> 00:32:02,196
Let's go. Child, whatever's out there,
529
00:32:02,299 --> 00:32:03,542
it's not that bad. Come on.
530
00:32:05,578 --> 00:32:06,925
Uh, first-aid kit!
531
00:32:07,028 --> 00:32:08,892
We gotta secure the premises!
532
00:32:08,996 --> 00:32:10,342
Barry, you are a nutcase!
533
00:32:10,445 --> 00:32:12,620
Calling an ambulance.
534
00:32:13,552 --> 00:32:15,588
Fuck. Come on.
535
00:32:20,697 --> 00:32:23,872
- All right. - Ho... ly... fuck.
536
00:32:23,976 --> 00:32:25,736
Who had an ax?
537
00:32:28,981 --> 00:32:30,258
What is this? A prop?!
538
00:32:30,362 --> 00:32:32,191
I'm screaming. That is nasty!
539
00:32:32,295 --> 00:32:35,229
Okay. Um, I need duct tape and...
540
00:32:35,332 --> 00:32:37,541
Jimmy, I need vodka and a clean rag. And I mean clean.
541
00:32:39,302 --> 00:32:42,063
You remember me. I'm Sam, okay? You're gonna be fine, right?
542
00:32:42,167 --> 00:32:43,823
Right? Okay. Just breathe through it. Just...
543
00:32:43,927 --> 00:32:46,378
-Dre! Dre! - Mm-hmm. Right. Right.
544
00:32:46,481 --> 00:32:48,173
We got to close this fucking door!
545
00:32:48,276 --> 00:32:50,416
Kelsey, tell me something special about you.
546
00:32:50,520 --> 00:32:54,800
Oh. I'm Captain of the Gen-Z float...
547
00:32:54,903 --> 00:32:56,284
- Okay, okay. - ...for Pride.
548
00:32:56,388 --> 00:32:58,493
All right. Aye aye, Captain. Okay. And--
549
00:32:58,597 --> 00:33:00,357
-Here, girl. - How's your crew?
550
00:33:00,461 --> 00:33:02,394
Don't know what you're gonna do with all of this.
551
00:33:02,497 --> 00:33:06,018
They're incredible. They're-- It's--
552
00:33:06,122 --> 00:33:09,194
They're geniuses, but the talent has been nonstop.
553
00:33:09,401 --> 00:33:11,092
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
554
00:33:11,196 --> 00:33:12,542
You're gonna be okay!
555
00:33:12,680 --> 00:33:14,578
It is nonstop, baby. I am nonstop.
556
00:33:14,682 --> 00:33:15,786
I swear to God. There's something very bad
557
00:33:15,890 --> 00:33:17,133
happening out there!
558
00:33:17,236 --> 00:33:18,686
You threw an ax at my intern, you ass!
559
00:33:18,789 --> 00:33:20,412
I know. I'm sorry. It was an accident, sweetheart.
560
00:33:20,515 --> 00:33:22,276
Can you just call Lizzy? Please. Just call Lizzy.
561
00:33:22,379 --> 00:33:24,209
- This does not feel good. - For the sake of the talent.
562
00:33:24,312 --> 00:33:25,658
- The talent? - Uh-huh.
563
00:33:25,762 --> 00:33:28,627
Well, it's been nonstop drama, especially Nic--
564
00:33:28,799 --> 00:33:30,146
Ohh! Aah!
565
00:33:30,249 --> 00:33:34,046
Oh, my God. That really is nasty.
566
00:33:36,980 --> 00:33:40,259
Honey, you want a drink? That looks rough.
567
00:33:40,363 --> 00:33:43,573
Can somebody please call 911? I keep getting a busy signal!
568
00:33:43,676 --> 00:33:45,920
Bye.
569
00:33:46,024 --> 00:33:47,197
What the hell?!
570
00:33:47,370 --> 00:33:50,856
Oh, shit. It's an emergency alert.
571
00:33:50,959 --> 00:33:52,927
"Multiple aggravated assaults."
572
00:33:53,031 --> 00:33:54,584
"All five boroughs."
573
00:33:54,687 --> 00:33:58,760
"No motive established. Shelter in place"?
574
00:34:03,317 --> 00:34:05,112
I'm not trying to stay here with y'all.
575
00:34:08,218 --> 00:34:10,013
If you-- Just don't even...
576
00:34:10,186 --> 00:34:12,360
"Shelter in place"?
577
00:34:15,812 --> 00:34:17,089
Okay.
578
00:34:17,262 --> 00:34:19,298
Oh, you're not gonna...
579
00:34:19,402 --> 00:34:24,027
Oh, God. Girl. Calm down.
580
00:34:24,131 --> 00:34:25,684
I would give you a drink, but...
581
00:34:25,787 --> 00:34:27,996
Stop. I'm pregnant.
582
00:34:28,100 --> 00:34:30,206
Like, on purpose?
583
00:34:31,034 --> 00:34:33,347
Oh. Sorry.
584
00:34:36,384 --> 00:34:38,869
Something very bad is going on.
585
00:34:41,493 --> 00:34:44,599
Andrea, I'm telling you. That thing was not human.
586
00:34:44,703 --> 00:34:46,256
You do not call me that.
587
00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:47,913
That was not fucking human!
588
00:34:48,016 --> 00:34:49,742
It didn't look right to me, Dre.
589
00:34:49,846 --> 00:34:52,918
No. It was clawing at people. It bit that little dancer kid.
590
00:34:53,021 --> 00:34:55,714
That's why I threw the ax. You think I'm fucking crazy?
591
00:34:55,817 --> 00:34:57,095
Yeah.
592
00:34:57,198 --> 00:34:59,752
Well, it had a face like a--
593
00:34:59,856 --> 00:35:01,099
Like a corpse?
594
00:35:01,271 --> 00:35:04,550
Yeah. Like an alien or something.
595
00:35:04,654 --> 00:35:07,174
Maybe it was a lizard person. I read about them.
596
00:35:07,277 --> 00:35:10,349
Oh, my God. This is a nightclub.
597
00:35:10,453 --> 00:35:11,971
Someone gets out of hand,
598
00:35:12,075 --> 00:35:13,490
you deal with it, like a normal person.
599
00:35:13,594 --> 00:35:15,906
That's not what it looked like, Dre.
600
00:35:16,010 --> 00:35:17,425
Disco lights,
601
00:35:17,529 --> 00:35:19,496
uh, dark dance floor, fucking fog machines.
602
00:35:19,600 --> 00:35:21,291
None of you know what you saw.
603
00:35:21,395 --> 00:35:23,500
Looks like we're not the only ones who saw some shit.
604
00:35:23,604 --> 00:35:26,917
Yeah, my feed is wall-to-wall panic porn right now.
605
00:35:27,021 --> 00:35:28,367
Not for nothing.
606
00:35:31,439 --> 00:35:33,269
Oh...
607
00:35:34,235 --> 00:35:37,100
- Ooh. - Good as new. See that?
608
00:35:40,793 --> 00:35:42,864
I got some-- I got some chains behind the bar.
609
00:35:42,968 --> 00:35:44,383
Yes!
610
00:35:48,491 --> 00:35:50,389
Is that what I think it is?
611
00:35:50,493 --> 00:35:52,115
It's still legal in the city.
612
00:35:52,219 --> 00:35:54,428
Holy shit!
613
00:35:54,531 --> 00:35:57,051
No! No! Neither of you knows how to handle that!
614
00:35:57,155 --> 00:35:59,364
Put it down! Hey!
615
00:35:59,467 --> 00:36:00,744
- I do. - Oh, yeah?
616
00:36:00,848 --> 00:36:02,298
- Yeah. - Okay. Show me.
617
00:36:02,401 --> 00:36:04,748
Why don't we follow protocol, okay?
618
00:36:04,852 --> 00:36:06,267
We all remember the basics.
619
00:36:06,371 --> 00:36:09,788
"Shelter in place" begins with cocktail hour.
620
00:36:10,927 --> 00:36:13,171
I wanna go home!
621
00:36:13,274 --> 00:36:14,758
Yeah, w-we're good here, Kels.
622
00:36:14,862 --> 00:36:17,071
Dre's right. You all should stay here,
623
00:36:17,175 --> 00:36:18,659
and I should get back to the hospital.
624
00:36:18,866 --> 00:36:20,695
...that a young woman attempted to...
625
00:36:20,799 --> 00:36:22,628
Bye. Enchanté.
626
00:36:22,732 --> 00:36:25,217
..."gnaw my effin' head off the effin' D train."
627
00:36:25,321 --> 00:36:26,425
Shh, shh.
628
00:36:26,529 --> 00:36:28,151
This harrowing account and...
629
00:36:28,255 --> 00:36:30,291
Oh. And now we're going live to the mayor.
630
00:36:30,395 --> 00:36:32,051
Shh, shh! Y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all!
631
00:36:32,224 --> 00:36:34,882
It's the mayor.
632
00:36:34,985 --> 00:36:36,884
Are we doing this? Okay.
633
00:36:36,987 --> 00:36:38,713
Ah. Terrific. This guy.
634
00:36:38,955 --> 00:36:40,508
My fellow New Yorkers.
635
00:36:40,612 --> 00:36:43,960
Nobody-- Nobody needs to be outside right now
636
00:36:44,063 --> 00:36:45,651
except essential workers.
637
00:36:45,755 --> 00:36:48,723
You know, NYPD, Con Ed, the pizza guy. Heh-heh.
638
00:36:48,827 --> 00:36:51,278
Mayor, we're getting reports that sound like
639
00:36:51,381 --> 00:36:53,521
something out of a horror movie.
640
00:36:53,625 --> 00:36:55,592
Um, all right. All right. All right. Look, look.
641
00:36:55,696 --> 00:36:58,354
We've all heard the rumors, but let me be perfectly clear.
642
00:36:58,457 --> 00:37:00,770
This is not a George Romero movie.
643
00:37:00,873 --> 00:37:04,877
There is no such thing as a zombie, okay?
644
00:37:04,981 --> 00:37:06,465
Told you.
645
00:37:06,569 --> 00:37:08,191
So just shelter in place, stay calm...
646
00:37:08,295 --> 00:37:10,297
Your turn, May-May!
647
00:37:14,059 --> 00:37:15,750
Look. This will all blow over, all right?
648
00:37:15,923 --> 00:37:17,269
Stay strong, New York. Strong, New--
649
00:37:18,891 --> 00:37:21,791
Well, that was the mayor joining us from...
650
00:37:21,894 --> 00:37:23,344
Oh, God!
651
00:37:23,448 --> 00:37:24,966
Will you stop doing that?
652
00:37:25,070 --> 00:37:28,211
Or, like, pass some of those surging hormones on to me?
653
00:37:28,315 --> 00:37:30,662
I wish. You take anything?
654
00:37:30,765 --> 00:37:33,389
Uh, yeah, I have an estrogen guy, okay?
655
00:37:33,492 --> 00:37:36,357
Or at least he tells me it's estrogen.
656
00:37:36,461 --> 00:37:38,566
You know, you could get a script and not just "a guy."
657
00:37:38,670 --> 00:37:40,672
Oho, yeah, like I could go to a hospital,
658
00:37:40,775 --> 00:37:42,743
like this hospital, like, where everybody
659
00:37:42,846 --> 00:37:46,402
fucking dead-names me and pokes me and prods me?
660
00:37:46,505 --> 00:37:48,576
I am not interested.
661
00:37:48,680 --> 00:37:50,682
Attention, all staff and patients.
662
00:37:50,785 --> 00:37:54,789
Report to the cafeteria. I repeat. If you are able...
663
00:37:59,242 --> 00:38:01,520
Fuck that. We're getting out of here.
664
00:38:01,693 --> 00:38:02,901
Thanks.
665
00:38:04,696 --> 00:38:06,387
Mr. Miller? You're awake?!
666
00:38:06,491 --> 00:38:08,286
Is that an arm?
667
00:38:08,389 --> 00:38:09,942
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
668
00:38:10,046 --> 00:38:11,599
- Fuck, Lizzy! What the fuck?! - Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
669
00:38:11,772 --> 00:38:14,568
I don't know! I don't know! Oh, my God!
670
00:38:14,671 --> 00:38:16,190
Fuck you!
671
00:38:21,333 --> 00:38:22,817
What the fuck?!
672
00:38:24,302 --> 00:38:26,476
That was kinda sexy.
673
00:38:26,580 --> 00:38:29,928
Softball. Third base. College World Series.
674
00:38:30,031 --> 00:38:31,274
Come on. Let's go.
675
00:38:31,378 --> 00:38:33,345
Oh, my God. I'm running with a jock.
676
00:38:33,449 --> 00:38:35,347
My father would be so proud!
677
00:38:57,369 --> 00:39:00,165
Mnh-mnh. Not this.
678
00:39:00,268 --> 00:39:01,787
Okay, gents. Give me that.
679
00:39:01,891 --> 00:39:04,963
Travel-sized energy and vitamins. Everyone--
680
00:39:06,551 --> 00:39:08,760
We are going to stay here
681
00:39:08,863 --> 00:39:12,453
and let whatever's happening out there play itself out.
682
00:39:12,557 --> 00:39:14,559
Nico, Ginsey, I need you to gather supplies.
683
00:39:14,662 --> 00:39:18,183
Water. Anything edible you can find. Please and thank you.
684
00:39:18,286 --> 00:39:22,290
Barry, why don't you...
685
00:39:22,394 --> 00:39:24,465
secure the premises or whatever?
686
00:39:24,569 --> 00:39:26,743
- I did. - Hey! Who put you in charge?
687
00:39:26,847 --> 00:39:29,056
Barry, how about you and me go secure the premises?
688
00:39:29,159 --> 00:39:30,851
That's a good idea. Yeah.
689
00:39:30,954 --> 00:39:33,198
Okay, okay. But leave the front door loose.
690
00:39:33,301 --> 00:39:34,682
Lizzy could be here any minute.
691
00:39:34,786 --> 00:39:36,097
I got you.
692
00:39:36,201 --> 00:39:38,306
- Sam, you got Kelsey? - Yeah.
693
00:39:38,410 --> 00:39:42,069
Aye, aye, Captain Dre, but first I'm gonna go powder my nose.
694
00:39:42,172 --> 00:39:44,243
- Bitch, really? -What?
695
00:39:44,347 --> 00:39:46,038
The free drinks go right through me.
696
00:39:46,142 --> 00:39:47,592
Mm-hmm.
697
00:39:47,695 --> 00:39:50,388
So everybody knows what they're doing, right?
698
00:39:50,491 --> 00:39:52,355
Ooh! Well, there you are, ho.
699
00:39:52,459 --> 00:39:54,426
Holy shit.
700
00:39:54,530 --> 00:39:56,290
It's one of those things. Get back! Get back!
701
00:39:56,394 --> 00:39:58,085
Barry, no! It's just one of our dancers.
702
00:39:58,188 --> 00:40:00,121
- Name's, uh... - Jax.
703
00:40:00,225 --> 00:40:02,986
- Look at him! - We party together. Sometimes.
704
00:40:03,090 --> 00:40:05,230
- Ooh! - What the fuck's wrong with him?
705
00:40:05,333 --> 00:40:07,646
Whoa! Well, he look fine.
706
00:40:07,750 --> 00:40:09,303
Uh, what did they take?
707
00:40:09,407 --> 00:40:11,409
Well, Xannies for sure, but I don't know what else.
708
00:40:11,512 --> 00:40:13,652
They party, like, a lot. Oh, my God.
709
00:40:13,756 --> 00:40:15,585
Jax? - No, I wouldn't do that.
710
00:40:15,689 --> 00:40:18,416
- I wouldn't do that. - Jax? Jax, I'm Sam.
711
00:40:18,519 --> 00:40:21,349
Do you know where you are?
712
00:40:22,903 --> 00:40:25,319
Oh, shit! Oh!
713
00:40:25,423 --> 00:40:27,459
Uh, no meth, no LSD?
714
00:40:27,563 --> 00:40:29,288
Um, no, honey. I am not that retro.
715
00:40:29,392 --> 00:40:30,945
I'm gonna smoke this fucking thing!
716
00:40:31,049 --> 00:40:32,878
Barry! What the fuck?! - No! Stop! They're my friend!
717
00:40:32,982 --> 00:40:34,328
No. They're not your friend anymore.
718
00:40:34,466 --> 00:40:35,812
We gotta put it down!
719
00:40:35,916 --> 00:40:37,745
Barry, that's crazy! Sam, tell him!
720
00:40:37,849 --> 00:40:40,576
I don't know, Dre. I ain't never seen no shit like this.
721
00:40:40,679 --> 00:40:42,405
Fuck you! Look at him! We gotta kill it!
722
00:40:42,509 --> 00:40:44,131
What about what the mayor said?!
723
00:40:44,234 --> 00:40:45,512
Fuck the mayor!
724
00:40:47,099 --> 00:40:48,653
Eeee!
725
00:40:48,756 --> 00:40:50,482
Look. They're just on something.
726
00:40:50,586 --> 00:40:52,588
- No. I'm with Barry. - Of course you are.
727
00:40:52,691 --> 00:40:55,556
Okay, my cousin who's a firefighter posted what to do
728
00:40:55,660 --> 00:40:58,697
when you encounter aggressive or nonverbal behavior.
729
00:40:58,870 --> 00:41:00,699
Okay. And? What did it say?
730
00:41:00,803 --> 00:41:03,081
Do you really want to know?
731
00:41:03,184 --> 00:41:04,669
Yes!
732
00:41:04,772 --> 00:41:06,636
"Destroy the brain."
733
00:41:06,740 --> 00:41:08,466
Hashtag decapitate.
734
00:41:08,569 --> 00:41:10,398
Hashtag headshot. Hashtag impalement.
735
00:41:10,502 --> 00:41:11,848
- No, no, no! -Oh, shit.
736
00:41:11,952 --> 00:41:13,505
Shoot it in the fucking head!
737
00:41:13,609 --> 00:41:15,645
- Jimmy, stop! - Dre, this is my bar!
738
00:41:15,749 --> 00:41:17,992
Yeah, but this is my party and my talent,
739
00:41:18,096 --> 00:41:20,754
and we're not fucking killing anybody!
740
00:41:20,857 --> 00:41:22,721
Can't we at least kick them out?
741
00:41:22,825 --> 00:41:25,379
- Yes. - Um, hello? Dre? The go-go cage!
742
00:41:25,483 --> 00:41:27,450
- Okay. Great idea. - Get in the cage!
743
00:41:27,554 --> 00:41:29,866
- Yeah! Yeah! - Watch out, Dre.
744
00:41:29,970 --> 00:41:31,247
Push him back!
745
00:41:32,904 --> 00:41:36,528
- Oh, my Lord! - What the fuck is this thing?!
746
00:41:36,632 --> 00:41:39,600
Hey, look! It's Nico, your friend!
747
00:41:39,704 --> 00:41:40,912
Push his fucking ass!
748
00:41:41,015 --> 00:41:42,776
Jaxxy. Jaxxy, you want some drugs?
749
00:41:42,879 --> 00:41:44,881
Oh, look! Drugs! - Here. Come get a pill, baby.
750
00:41:49,058 --> 00:41:51,578
Come on, boo. Come get some drugs.
751
00:41:51,681 --> 00:41:53,234
Get in the fucking cage!
752
00:41:53,338 --> 00:41:55,513
-Girl, get your ass... -Lock the door.
753
00:41:55,616 --> 00:41:57,169
- Oh! - Get that door locked!
754
00:41:57,273 --> 00:42:00,587
Go, go! - Oh, shit!
755
00:42:08,077 --> 00:42:09,354
Good job.
756
00:42:10,700 --> 00:42:12,426
- What the fuck? - Bitch.
757
00:42:16,119 --> 00:42:17,914
You believe me now?
758
00:42:20,986 --> 00:42:23,851
What is that? Is that another emergency thingy?
759
00:42:23,955 --> 00:42:26,923
No, it's just Skins. Kinda like Grindr.
760
00:42:27,027 --> 00:42:28,925
Wait. I'm sorry. What was the name of it?
761
00:42:29,029 --> 00:42:30,927
- It's an invite-only thing. - But who's on it?
762
00:42:31,031 --> 00:42:32,446
I'm single. I'm looking for--
763
00:42:32,550 --> 00:42:34,897
Gym rats and twinks only, Nana. Sorry.
764
00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:37,865
- I know. Such injustice, right? - The world's going to hell
765
00:42:37,969 --> 00:42:39,798
and you're thinking about getting some?
766
00:42:39,902 --> 00:42:42,421
Apoca-plypse sex is hot.
767
00:42:42,525 --> 00:42:44,182
Easy on the medicine, boo.
768
00:42:44,285 --> 00:42:47,634
Mm! America's next top bottom here is only 30 feet away.
769
00:42:47,737 --> 00:42:50,119
25 feet. 20. Oh, shit, y'all.
770
00:42:50,222 --> 00:42:52,293
- They go to the back. - Green room.
771
00:42:52,397 --> 00:42:54,019
- Wait. - Here. Take this.
772
00:42:54,123 --> 00:42:55,573
I'm gonna make sure the front's closed.
773
00:42:55,676 --> 00:42:57,471
All right. Be careful. Hey, wait for me!
774
00:42:57,575 --> 00:42:59,784
No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
775
00:42:59,887 --> 00:43:01,855
Don't put any weight on it, okay?
776
00:43:01,958 --> 00:43:03,581
- You stay here, where it's safe. - Okay.
777
00:43:03,684 --> 00:43:05,237
- We'll be back. - I'll be fine.
778
00:43:05,341 --> 00:43:08,620
Don't worry about me. I'm f-- I'll be totally fine.
779
00:43:08,724 --> 00:43:11,278
I'll be fine over here.
780
00:43:20,183 --> 00:43:22,013
Yum, yum, yum, yum.
781
00:43:23,635 --> 00:43:25,016
- Oh, shit. Look out! - Oh, my God!
782
00:43:25,119 --> 00:43:26,431
It's one of those things. I'm gonna shoot it.
783
00:43:26,534 --> 00:43:29,710
- Wait! - Ew! No. Don't shoot.
784
00:43:29,814 --> 00:43:33,196
- God! - Oh, my God. It's her!
785
00:43:33,300 --> 00:43:36,027
Looky looky what the rapture dragged in.
786
00:43:36,130 --> 00:43:39,582
Oh, fun. It's the sea witch.
787
00:43:39,686 --> 00:43:42,412
You know what, champ? Go ahead and shoot.
788
00:43:42,516 --> 00:43:46,002
No. Come on in, Yasmine.
789
00:43:58,221 --> 00:44:00,016
Oh.
790
00:44:00,120 --> 00:44:01,880
Why do you think we should help you
791
00:44:01,984 --> 00:44:03,848
after you hung us out to dry tonight?
792
00:44:03,951 --> 00:44:05,504
Oh, shut up, Ginsey.
793
00:44:05,608 --> 00:44:07,852
I know you put a hex on my podcast.
794
00:44:07,955 --> 00:44:10,889
Wait. Who's that?
795
00:44:10,993 --> 00:44:12,615
Samoncé?
796
00:44:12,719 --> 00:44:15,342
As usual, you don't finish anything.
797
00:44:15,445 --> 00:44:16,895
Not even getting dressed.
798
00:44:17,793 --> 00:44:20,934
This is ludicrous! Hello?
799
00:44:21,037 --> 00:44:22,970
You could've got us killed coming through the window.
800
00:44:23,074 --> 00:44:25,421
- What is this? - Right. We always keep the--
801
00:44:33,705 --> 00:44:35,086
Get the fucking tape!
802
00:44:39,918 --> 00:44:42,024
Jimmy! Jimmy!
803
00:44:42,127 --> 00:44:44,716
Oh, my God!
804
00:44:44,820 --> 00:44:46,753
Oh!
805
00:44:46,856 --> 00:44:48,858
Jimmy, you all right?
806
00:44:48,962 --> 00:44:50,480
- Jimmy? -Jimmy?
807
00:44:54,933 --> 00:44:57,177
- Oh, my God! - Sam, do something!
808
00:45:04,011 --> 00:45:05,875
-Oh! - Shit!
809
00:45:05,979 --> 00:45:08,050
- That's not good. - Really?
810
00:45:08,153 --> 00:45:11,812
Is he dead, Sam? Is he dead?
811
00:45:11,916 --> 00:45:14,021
Sam, is he dead?!
812
00:45:17,784 --> 00:45:19,993
Wait! No! Oh, my God! Wait!
813
00:45:20,096 --> 00:45:21,788
Wait! I got the bulletin board!
814
00:45:23,479 --> 00:45:25,723
Get the fucking tape!
815
00:45:25,826 --> 00:45:27,794
- Get something! -I got it! I got it!
816
00:45:27,897 --> 00:45:30,589
- Hold on! Hold on! Watch out! - Give me the tape!
817
00:45:30,693 --> 00:45:32,695
Give me the tape! Give me the tape! Aah!
818
00:45:35,491 --> 00:45:37,527
I need tape!
819
00:45:41,152 --> 00:45:43,223
Y'all, it's still coming in here!
820
00:45:43,326 --> 00:45:44,638
Bitch, get out!
821
00:45:44,742 --> 00:45:47,020
Don't you even think about coming in here!
822
00:45:47,123 --> 00:45:50,471
That was my go-go boy! I hired him!
823
00:45:50,575 --> 00:45:53,405
Oh, my God. This is my favorite bulletin board!
824
00:45:53,509 --> 00:45:55,753
No!
825
00:45:56,546 --> 00:45:59,549
Slim Jim! Oh, my God!
826
00:45:59,653 --> 00:46:01,724
What the fuck was that?
827
00:46:01,828 --> 00:46:04,969
Oops. I was chased.
828
00:46:09,870 --> 00:46:11,561
Mnh-mnh.
829
00:46:19,569 --> 00:46:21,123
Dre!
830
00:46:21,226 --> 00:46:22,883
Sam!
831
00:46:22,987 --> 00:46:25,161
- Dre! - Kelsey!
832
00:46:25,265 --> 00:46:29,131
- Oh, my God. - Jimmy. Oh, Jimmy.
833
00:46:32,997 --> 00:46:35,447
The door! The door!
834
00:46:35,551 --> 00:46:37,001
What the hell?
835
00:46:43,904 --> 00:46:46,838
Wow. You all look healthy enough.
836
00:46:46,942 --> 00:46:49,254
Greetings. We're here for Kelsey.
837
00:46:49,358 --> 00:46:50,877
Poppy!
838
00:46:50,980 --> 00:46:52,913
Sweet angel.
839
00:46:53,017 --> 00:46:55,053
- Are you hurt? - Yeah.
840
00:46:55,157 --> 00:46:57,193
Is that a bite?! Damn it!
841
00:46:57,297 --> 00:46:58,712
Did she get bit?
842
00:46:58,816 --> 00:47:00,645
Better not be a bite. Do you hear me?
843
00:47:00,748 --> 00:47:01,784
- Do you hear me? - It's not a bite.
844
00:47:01,888 --> 00:47:03,648
No. No. Nobody touched her.
845
00:47:03,751 --> 00:47:05,857
- It was-- - I got an ax wound.
846
00:47:05,961 --> 00:47:08,549
- All right. Quit bragging. - What?
847
00:47:08,895 --> 00:47:11,967
Who attempted to fell this precious woman?
848
00:47:13,692 --> 00:47:15,349
That one.
849
00:47:17,696 --> 00:47:19,526
Oh.
850
00:47:19,629 --> 00:47:22,460
Fuck, lady! Jesus!
851
00:47:22,563 --> 00:47:24,634
Punched me in the face! What the fuck did you do that for?
852
00:47:24,738 --> 00:47:26,774
Who is this? What is this person?
853
00:47:26,878 --> 00:47:29,639
Piper Callahan, Esquire.
854
00:47:29,743 --> 00:47:31,676
Oh, that's firm.
855
00:47:31,779 --> 00:47:33,229
My group calls me Pops.
856
00:47:33,333 --> 00:47:36,439
- Hi. -My girlfriend.
857
00:47:37,578 --> 00:47:39,235
Fiancée.
858
00:47:41,755 --> 00:47:43,515
Right. Fiancée.
859
00:47:45,828 --> 00:47:47,726
Okay. I need a drink.
860
00:47:47,830 --> 00:47:49,211
Too much.
861
00:47:51,075 --> 00:47:53,353
Manhattan is under siege.
862
00:47:53,456 --> 00:47:55,942
It's only a matter of time until we're surrounded.
863
00:47:56,045 --> 00:47:59,359
- We gotta make a move. - And where do you plan on going?
864
00:47:59,462 --> 00:48:01,568
- Queens. - Ew.
865
00:48:01,671 --> 00:48:03,984
- Oh, God. - We got a boat to catch.
866
00:48:04,433 --> 00:48:05,744
The ferry?
867
00:48:05,848 --> 00:48:07,263
How the hell did you get a ferry?
868
00:48:07,367 --> 00:48:08,575
It's a co-op.
869
00:48:08,678 --> 00:48:10,922
- Shocker. - Hey, twinkle toes.
870
00:48:11,026 --> 00:48:13,856
I don't need your running commentary.
871
00:48:14,098 --> 00:48:17,895
The boat leaves at dawn whether we're on it or not.
872
00:48:18,309 --> 00:48:20,794
Okay. But, like, how do we get to the boat?
873
00:48:20,898 --> 00:48:23,901
I don't think you get it, party monster.
874
00:48:24,004 --> 00:48:27,559
Women, NB, and family only.
875
00:48:27,663 --> 00:48:29,699
Um...
876
00:48:32,150 --> 00:48:33,876
That's all of us.
877
00:48:33,980 --> 00:48:36,120
I don't think so.
878
00:48:36,223 --> 00:48:39,123
- Certainly not this one. - What the fuck did I do?
879
00:48:39,226 --> 00:48:41,297
Weirdly, he is family.
880
00:48:41,401 --> 00:48:43,023
And no, we're-- we're staying here.
881
00:48:43,127 --> 00:48:45,336
We have some other people that might show up.
882
00:48:45,439 --> 00:48:47,925
That's good enough reason to leave right there.
883
00:48:48,028 --> 00:48:50,789
No. My wife, for one. She's coming.
884
00:48:50,893 --> 00:48:52,826
- She's probably dead. - What the...
885
00:48:52,930 --> 00:48:54,759
Shut your mouth, you bag of hair.
886
00:48:54,862 --> 00:48:56,968
What? It's true. Shit's crazy.
887
00:48:57,072 --> 00:48:59,074
Lizzy's gonna get here. I have hope.
888
00:48:59,177 --> 00:49:00,799
Yeah. You're goddamn right she is.
889
00:49:00,903 --> 00:49:02,111
I don't hang a lot on hope.
890
00:49:02,215 --> 00:49:04,217
I like to make a plan and execute.
891
00:49:04,320 --> 00:49:06,702
That's how I made partner at 34.
892
00:49:06,805 --> 00:49:07,945
Ooh.
893
00:49:08,048 --> 00:49:09,705
I don't dance around for decades,
894
00:49:09,808 --> 00:49:11,362
hoping for the best.
895
00:49:11,465 --> 00:49:14,020
- Wow. -Poppy. So not chill.
896
00:49:14,123 --> 00:49:15,814
Sweetheart, it's time to go.
897
00:49:15,918 --> 00:49:16,954
Oh, my God!
898
00:49:17,057 --> 00:49:19,163
Aah!
899
00:49:19,266 --> 00:49:21,924
Fuck! Oh, my God!
900
00:49:22,200 --> 00:49:24,616
I'm done finding storage for these fucking things!
901
00:49:24,720 --> 00:49:27,550
- They really don't bring me joy! - The fuck is wrong with this?
902
00:49:27,654 --> 00:49:29,380
- You don't know how to use it. - I'm done with it.
903
00:49:29,483 --> 00:49:32,176
- Fuck that thing. - You might want to look away.
904
00:49:32,279 --> 00:49:32,970
Why?
905
00:49:35,869 --> 00:49:37,388
- Oh, shit. - Unh-unh.
906
00:49:37,491 --> 00:49:40,046
No. No, no, no.
907
00:49:40,149 --> 00:49:41,392
Holy fuck!
908
00:49:46,984 --> 00:49:48,364
Oh!
909
00:49:48,468 --> 00:49:50,435
Oh, that's the coolest thing I've ever seen!
910
00:50:01,308 --> 00:50:03,552
Oh, look. That was clean.
911
00:50:03,655 --> 00:50:05,312
Yeah. You ate that.
912
00:50:05,933 --> 00:50:08,005
I need a drill.
913
00:50:08,108 --> 00:50:10,559
Hey. You okay?
914
00:50:10,662 --> 00:50:12,802
Yeah, yeah. It's an old dance injury.
915
00:50:12,906 --> 00:50:15,978
Okay. We're almost there. We just gotta get to Barbara.
916
00:50:16,082 --> 00:50:17,600
Who's Barbara, your wife?
917
00:50:17,704 --> 00:50:20,120
No. Barbara's my Impala.
918
00:50:20,224 --> 00:50:22,985
Not a Subaru. Nice.
919
00:50:28,991 --> 00:50:30,268
What's your status, soldier?
920
00:50:30,372 --> 00:50:32,960
Deep bite, definitely broke the skin.
921
00:50:33,547 --> 00:50:36,412
You gotta do it, Pops. You gotta euth me.
922
00:50:36,516 --> 00:50:37,586
What?!
923
00:50:37,827 --> 00:50:40,520
But not the drill, man.
924
00:50:40,623 --> 00:50:41,762
Copy that.
925
00:50:44,144 --> 00:50:45,594
Wait. C-Can't we just wait and see?
926
00:50:45,697 --> 00:50:47,147
She's got bit. She's probably infected.
927
00:50:47,251 --> 00:50:49,494
Possibly infected, and it's "they."
928
00:50:49,598 --> 00:50:52,808
I can turn any moment. We got to do it.
929
00:50:54,465 --> 00:50:56,984
Tell Cassanda I always loved her.
930
00:50:57,088 --> 00:50:58,710
- Pops. - Oh, God, no!
931
00:50:58,814 --> 00:51:00,022
Piper!
932
00:51:00,126 --> 00:51:02,680
Can we be reasonable about this?
933
00:51:05,579 --> 00:51:08,237
All right. New rule.
934
00:51:08,341 --> 00:51:10,757
No preemptive stuff.
935
00:51:10,860 --> 00:51:14,001
You're with us until you're not. Understood?
936
00:51:14,105 --> 00:51:15,313
Because...
937
00:51:15,417 --> 00:51:17,867
Because shit's bad as it is already.
938
00:51:17,971 --> 00:51:19,938
Right. That's what I said.
939
00:51:20,042 --> 00:51:21,595
Why is everyone mad at me?
940
00:51:21,699 --> 00:51:25,220
Two of the four of us are compromised.
941
00:51:25,323 --> 00:51:29,258
So I...need some time to think.
942
00:51:29,879 --> 00:51:33,366
Just clean that up and shut that fucking door.
943
00:51:33,469 --> 00:51:36,334
Yeah. I'll go secure the premises.
944
00:51:38,129 --> 00:51:39,855
Oh, God.
945
00:51:40,373 --> 00:51:42,616
That was a lot.
946
00:51:44,135 --> 00:51:45,723
I'm sweating.
947
00:51:49,244 --> 00:51:50,659
Come on, Lizzy.
948
00:52:08,539 --> 00:52:12,059
So it's going on right there. Breathe.
949
00:52:12,163 --> 00:52:15,097
Ooh. There it is.
950
00:52:26,764 --> 00:52:28,421
I'll be back.
951
00:52:44,885 --> 00:52:45,955
Dre?
952
00:52:49,062 --> 00:52:50,650
You all right?
953
00:52:55,068 --> 00:52:56,759
Can you help me?
954
00:53:18,885 --> 00:53:22,233
Jax?
955
00:53:22,337 --> 00:53:25,167
Jax, come on, girl. I know you're still in there.
956
00:53:31,898 --> 00:53:33,693
Oh, Jax.
957
00:54:06,450 --> 00:54:08,728
Come on, girl. Say something.
958
00:54:24,364 --> 00:54:26,470
I'm sorry.
959
00:54:29,058 --> 00:54:31,475
Go to bed, girl.
960
00:54:33,304 --> 00:54:35,513
Almost there.
961
00:54:35,617 --> 00:54:38,516
- Just one more step.
962
00:54:41,174 --> 00:54:42,727
Fuckin' Jimmy.
963
00:54:47,594 --> 00:54:50,701
You have a beautiful voice, Sam.
964
00:54:51,011 --> 00:54:55,084
It's nice to get a compliment from you for once.
965
00:54:55,395 --> 00:54:57,363
Compliment you all the time.
966
00:54:57,673 --> 00:55:00,849
Used to. It's been a beat.
967
00:55:01,194 --> 00:55:04,231
Yeah. Well, you used to show up and kill it every night.
968
00:55:04,335 --> 00:55:05,716
It's been a while since I've seen that, too.
969
00:55:05,819 --> 00:55:07,269
No. We're not about to do that, not right now.
970
00:55:07,373 --> 00:55:08,891
Oh, just be honest.
971
00:55:08,995 --> 00:55:11,618
You were gonna flake on us again, weren't you?
972
00:55:14,069 --> 00:55:15,657
Mm-hmm.
973
00:55:15,898 --> 00:55:18,936
You know last time you did I had to refund everyone's tickets?
974
00:55:19,039 --> 00:55:20,524
It's like $9,000.
975
00:55:20,627 --> 00:55:24,010
Why is it always about money-- Wait. How much was it?
976
00:55:24,113 --> 00:55:27,393
$9,730.
977
00:55:27,496 --> 00:55:29,705
It's my first sellout.
978
00:55:31,224 --> 00:55:33,433
I needed my friend that night.
979
00:55:35,780 --> 00:55:37,575
Yeah.
980
00:55:37,679 --> 00:55:40,544
Well, what I needed from you was to show up
981
00:55:40,647 --> 00:55:44,962
and kill it like you'd done a million times before.
982
00:55:46,515 --> 00:55:48,379
Yum was finally the hottest party in town.
983
00:55:48,483 --> 00:55:50,657
Finally getting your due, and you threw it all away
984
00:55:50,761 --> 00:55:53,315
for some clock-puncher gig Lizzy got you?
985
00:55:53,419 --> 00:55:56,353
- Come on. - Chapters change.
986
00:55:56,836 --> 00:55:57,768
Clearly.
987
00:56:00,840 --> 00:56:01,944
Clearly.
988
00:56:06,190 --> 00:56:08,192
Did you even want me here tonight?
989
00:56:08,295 --> 00:56:11,920
No, Sam, I didn't want you.
990
00:56:12,403 --> 00:56:15,751
I needed you.
991
00:56:15,855 --> 00:56:18,029
It's worse.
992
00:56:22,482 --> 00:56:24,381
Sam? Dre?
993
00:56:24,484 --> 00:56:27,073
What the hell is wrong with you, Nico?
994
00:56:27,176 --> 00:56:29,455
I know how we get to this boat.
995
00:56:29,800 --> 00:56:31,284
Bitch, what the fuck y'all doing down here?
996
00:56:31,388 --> 00:56:33,597
Come on. Bring your ass.
997
00:56:35,633 --> 00:56:38,567
Um, hello? I know you heard me.
998
00:56:44,021 --> 00:56:48,094
Earlier tonight. The third photo?
999
00:56:48,508 --> 00:56:51,235
What? I'm a little shiny. It was hot, okay?
1000
00:56:51,338 --> 00:56:52,995
No, that's not what I'm saying.
1001
00:56:53,099 --> 00:56:56,965
That's you with that thingy and a food truck.
1002
00:56:57,068 --> 00:56:58,415
It could fit all of us.
1003
00:56:58,518 --> 00:57:00,417
Oh. Yeah.
1004
00:57:00,520 --> 00:57:02,971
Girl, how could you forget a food truck?
1005
00:57:03,074 --> 00:57:07,665
Sweetie, do I look like I eat waffle?
1006
00:57:09,702 --> 00:57:12,498
-This is insane. - Is it nearby?
1007
00:57:12,601 --> 00:57:14,154
- Yes. - Not really.
1008
00:57:14,258 --> 00:57:15,673
- Two blocks. - Two blocks.
1009
00:57:16,329 --> 00:57:17,710
What the fuck?
1010
00:57:17,813 --> 00:57:20,471
That is some grade-A cyberstalking, twink.
1011
00:57:20,575 --> 00:57:21,852
Cheers, Coach.
1012
00:57:21,955 --> 00:57:25,545
If you were to procure this conveyance,
1013
00:57:25,649 --> 00:57:27,236
I can get you to the waterfront.
1014
00:57:27,340 --> 00:57:29,929
But I can't guarantee that you're gonna get on the ferry.
1015
00:57:31,033 --> 00:57:33,139
Y'all, let's fucking go!
1016
00:57:34,347 --> 00:57:35,969
Oh, I'm getting on that ferry.
1017
00:57:36,073 --> 00:57:38,765
From the canal road, we head north a few blocks.
1018
00:57:38,869 --> 00:57:41,872
- But that's west. - No, no. That's north, hon.
1019
00:57:41,975 --> 00:57:44,909
- West, you senile cow. - No, it's north.
1020
00:57:45,013 --> 00:57:46,808
Looks west to me, because if you go here...
1021
00:57:46,911 --> 00:57:49,983
- I got y'all. - Y'all!
1022
00:57:52,641 --> 00:57:54,609
The subway map is tilted.
1023
00:57:55,195 --> 00:57:57,439
Wait. What the fuck are you talking about the map is tilted?
1024
00:58:00,925 --> 00:58:02,513
- Quiet! - You're fucking insane.
1025
00:58:02,617 --> 00:58:03,928
It's a solid route.
1026
00:58:04,032 --> 00:58:05,620
So who's going?
1027
00:58:05,723 --> 00:58:09,624
Well, as assets, I have three electric scooters.
1028
00:58:09,727 --> 00:58:11,867
But I'm staying here with my girl.
1029
00:58:11,971 --> 00:58:14,111
I mean, this kid says he knows the area, so...
1030
00:58:14,214 --> 00:58:17,183
Oh, yeah. I'll go for sure. 'Cause you're motley as fuck.
1031
00:58:17,286 --> 00:58:19,979
- Yeah. -I'll go.
1032
00:58:20,082 --> 00:58:22,533
- Sam. - Really?
1033
00:58:22,637 --> 00:58:24,915
All right. So then who's the third?
1034
00:58:25,018 --> 00:58:28,125
- I gotta have... - I'm not good at anything.
1035
00:58:29,954 --> 00:58:31,922
- And Lizzy's coming, so I... - I think I should probably
1036
00:58:32,025 --> 00:58:34,165
- at least change my outfit once. - Yeah.
1037
00:58:38,238 --> 00:58:40,378
Un.
1038
00:58:40,482 --> 00:58:42,104
Deux.
1039
00:58:42,208 --> 00:58:43,485
Trois.
1040
00:58:43,589 --> 00:58:45,867
Gah. Shit.
1041
00:58:45,970 --> 00:58:49,215
That leaves you all here with, like, you know, no men.
1042
00:58:49,318 --> 00:58:52,149
- Oh, my God. - Honey, the lipstick has spoken.
1043
00:58:52,252 --> 00:58:53,426
Fuck.
1044
00:58:53,530 --> 00:58:54,807
Things are getting dicey out there.
1045
00:58:54,910 --> 00:58:57,672
Not just hostiles. Cops too.
1046
00:58:57,775 --> 00:59:00,329
Yeah. They're fucking with everybody.
1047
00:59:00,433 --> 00:59:03,505
Except first responders.
1048
00:59:03,609 --> 00:59:05,472
You got to look the part.
1049
00:59:05,576 --> 00:59:09,546
Oh... my... God.
1050
00:59:09,649 --> 00:59:12,618
- You know what this means. - A fucking makeover?
1051
00:59:12,721 --> 00:59:14,274
Yay!
1052
00:59:14,378 --> 00:59:17,864
And look at me all locked and loaded and whatnot.
1053
00:59:28,737 --> 00:59:30,532
What the hell is this? What are we doing here?
1054
00:59:30,636 --> 00:59:32,154
We're about to change.
1055
00:59:34,294 --> 00:59:35,951
No.
1056
00:59:38,644 --> 00:59:42,337
- Yeah. - Very cute.
1057
00:59:42,440 --> 00:59:43,510
It's giving that?
1058
00:59:43,614 --> 00:59:44,719
- Yeah. - Okay.
1059
00:59:52,934 --> 00:59:56,144
This could be cute. Like...
1060
00:59:56,247 --> 00:59:58,629
Hold on tight. Mama's about to work.
1061
00:59:58,733 --> 01:00:02,184
- Bring me that tape. - That's a little tight.
1062
01:00:02,288 --> 01:00:05,118
We're gonna Fawcett flick. Hey! Fawcett flick...
1063
01:00:05,705 --> 01:00:07,673
He looks like he could be a member at Nails.
1064
01:00:07,776 --> 01:00:10,123
- Get that out of here. - Okay. Let's try this.
1065
01:00:10,227 --> 01:00:11,746
- Highlighter yellow. - This one's good.
1066
01:00:11,849 --> 01:00:13,126
She'll stand out in the crowd.
1067
01:00:13,230 --> 01:00:14,921
- It's a say-something moment. - Yeah.
1068
01:00:15,025 --> 01:00:17,234
- What is this now? What is this? - A little bit, yeah.
1069
01:00:17,337 --> 01:00:19,926
- Mama made me match my... - You're gonna look good.
1070
01:00:20,030 --> 01:00:21,445
- What's it gonna do? - We're doing it, Barry.
1071
01:00:21,548 --> 01:00:25,898
Okay. Let's see. Stripper Firefighter.
1072
01:00:26,519 --> 01:00:28,901
Bob the Bedazzler.
1073
01:00:29,004 --> 01:00:30,661
And...
1074
01:00:30,765 --> 01:00:33,733
Super Mario... at the Caulk on Second Avenue!
1075
01:00:33,837 --> 01:00:35,873
Fuck yeah. Mnh!
1076
01:00:36,184 --> 01:00:38,048
You look like the Essential Village People.
1077
01:00:38,151 --> 01:00:41,534
Sometimes it does take an essential village.
1078
01:00:41,638 --> 01:00:44,502
Ginsey, what the hell are you doing?
1079
01:00:44,606 --> 01:00:46,470
My mind's made up.
1080
01:00:46,573 --> 01:00:47,954
Mama's coming with you.
1081
01:00:48,058 --> 01:00:50,336
- You are not going out the-- - Baby.
1082
01:00:50,716 --> 01:00:52,579
Big Bear was right.
1083
01:00:54,340 --> 01:00:56,066
- This is woman's work. - What are you talking about?
1084
01:00:56,169 --> 01:00:58,378
- I'm all ready to go. - Hush up, hon.
1085
01:00:58,482 --> 01:01:00,967
- I'm ready to go-- - Buh-- Shh!
1086
01:01:01,071 --> 01:01:03,660
Your princess is in another castle.
1087
01:01:03,763 --> 01:01:06,697
I'm scared shitless.
1088
01:01:06,801 --> 01:01:08,906
But the hardest part is showing up.
1089
01:01:09,010 --> 01:01:11,322
I'm here with you, Sam.
1090
01:01:11,426 --> 01:01:12,945
Just hurry.
1091
01:01:13,048 --> 01:01:15,326
If you're not back in time, we're heading out on foot.
1092
01:01:15,430 --> 01:01:16,776
And I can't walk.
1093
01:01:16,880 --> 01:01:20,746
Good night, Kelsey.
1094
01:01:22,644 --> 01:01:24,681
Pay my bar tab.
1095
01:01:24,784 --> 01:01:29,306
Hey, um, just... come back in one piece, okay?
1096
01:01:31,204 --> 01:01:35,105
Hey. You be careful out there.
1097
01:01:35,553 --> 01:01:37,590
Period.
1098
01:01:39,109 --> 01:01:40,489
Period.
1099
01:01:41,421 --> 01:01:42,560
I like that.
1100
01:01:46,841 --> 01:01:49,188
Ooh.
1101
01:01:49,291 --> 01:01:51,777
Oh, my God.
1102
01:01:52,087 --> 01:01:54,849
Decaying while they hit refresh.
1103
01:01:55,125 --> 01:01:57,368
When there's no room left in hell,
1104
01:01:57,472 --> 01:01:58,784
there's an app for that.
1105
01:01:58,887 --> 01:02:01,096
Wow. That was deep.
1106
01:02:01,200 --> 01:02:03,202
All right, bitches. Come on.
1107
01:02:04,755 --> 01:02:06,067
- Oh, my God. - I love your jacket.
1108
01:02:06,170 --> 01:02:07,793
- Oh, she look cute. - I hope you win.
1109
01:02:07,896 --> 01:02:09,484
Oh, my God.
1110
01:02:09,587 --> 01:02:11,900
Girl, this is like the most fucked-up TikTok I've ever seen.
1111
01:02:12,004 --> 01:02:14,869
- Keep going. - Why does he look like that?
1112
01:02:14,972 --> 01:02:17,285
- You bitch. Wait up. - Sam, hurry.
1113
01:02:17,388 --> 01:02:18,873
- I'm coming. I'm coming. - Hurry, Sam.
1114
01:02:18,976 --> 01:02:20,564
What the hell is happening?
1115
01:02:20,667 --> 01:02:21,910
- Oh, my God. - Excuse me.
1116
01:02:22,014 --> 01:02:23,809
Do you smell that or is that just me?
1117
01:02:26,570 --> 01:02:29,400
- Ooh. Ooh. - Oh.
1118
01:02:29,504 --> 01:02:31,817
- Oh! - Wait a second, y'all.
1119
01:02:31,920 --> 01:02:33,404
This is nice.
1120
01:02:34,302 --> 01:02:36,649
Okay. It's giving budget, y'all.
1121
01:02:36,753 --> 01:02:37,995
See, that's what I'm talking about.
1122
01:02:38,099 --> 01:02:39,963
My girl Yasmine know where to go.
1123
01:02:40,066 --> 01:02:41,274
Nah.
1124
01:02:41,378 --> 01:02:42,931
They designed all this stuff to look all chic
1125
01:02:43,035 --> 01:02:44,726
and shiny on a little screen, but it's just...
1126
01:02:44,830 --> 01:02:46,486
All fake.
1127
01:02:46,590 --> 01:02:47,971
- Like lipstick on a pig. - Okay.
1128
01:02:48,074 --> 01:02:49,904
But, y'all, they got Haribos.
1129
01:02:50,007 --> 01:02:53,839
- Ooh! Throw me one! - Top-tier gummy.
1130
01:02:54,805 --> 01:02:57,394
You got it, girl.
1131
01:02:57,497 --> 01:03:00,466
- What a waste of mints. - Okay, bitches. Who could drive?
1132
01:03:00,569 --> 01:03:02,399
Ooh. Right here.
1133
01:03:02,502 --> 01:03:03,918
Yeah.
1134
01:03:04,021 --> 01:03:05,643
- Thank you. - I got this.
1135
01:03:05,747 --> 01:03:07,231
I'm'a be honest. I don't know what to do with all this.
1136
01:03:07,335 --> 01:03:09,855
But I'm gonna eat it 'cause I'm hungry.
1137
01:03:09,958 --> 01:03:12,374
- Is it a dick toner? - Listen. And this is a clitoris.
1138
01:03:12,478 --> 01:03:13,962
- That looks good. - You eat it like...
1139
01:03:14,066 --> 01:03:16,344
- You go, like, right... -Hey!
1140
01:03:16,447 --> 01:03:18,864
- Not so fast. - Yeah. What youse up to?
1141
01:03:18,967 --> 01:03:22,074
Hey. Easy. Easy, bro. We're first responders.
1142
01:03:22,177 --> 01:03:24,007
Oh. Is that right?
1143
01:03:24,110 --> 01:03:26,872
'Cause it seems to me like youse are up to something.
1144
01:03:26,975 --> 01:03:28,597
- Oh, shit. - Nah, bro.
1145
01:03:28,701 --> 01:03:30,807
We gotta go downtown.
1146
01:03:30,910 --> 01:03:32,878
Just got called up by the station.
1147
01:03:32,981 --> 01:03:35,984
Court Street, ASAP.
1148
01:03:36,467 --> 01:03:38,745
Okay. Why don't you give me the keys?
1149
01:03:38,849 --> 01:03:40,023
Don't.
1150
01:03:40,126 --> 01:03:42,266
Give him the keys. Now, now, now!
1151
01:03:42,370 --> 01:03:44,855
Okay, okay! Here! Here.
1152
01:03:46,926 --> 01:03:49,204
Now, there's just one more thing.
1153
01:03:49,308 --> 01:03:51,620
You have the right to remain...
1154
01:03:51,724 --> 01:03:52,656
- Bushwick! - ...Bushwick!
1155
01:03:52,759 --> 01:03:54,692
Aah!
1156
01:03:54,796 --> 01:03:57,247
All night long!
1157
01:03:57,350 --> 01:03:58,835
'Cause we don't shelter in place.
1158
01:03:58,938 --> 01:04:00,112
- No, no, no. - We shelter...
1159
01:04:00,215 --> 01:04:01,803
- In your face! - ...in your face!
1160
01:04:01,907 --> 01:04:04,495
Aah!
1161
01:04:04,599 --> 01:04:07,084
- Are you fucking kidding me? - Whoa. Okay. Thank you.
1162
01:04:07,188 --> 01:04:08,810
That's rude.
1163
01:04:08,914 --> 01:04:10,847
I saw somebody die tonight, and probably more are on their way,
1164
01:04:10,950 --> 01:04:13,470
and you're just fucking out here pranking?
1165
01:04:13,573 --> 01:04:14,816
No, no, no.
1166
01:04:15,230 --> 01:04:18,130
Slutty Margaret Thatcher is right.
1167
01:04:18,509 --> 01:04:20,028
This is an emergency.
1168
01:04:20,132 --> 01:04:23,273
And we should take emergencies so, so seriously.
1169
01:04:23,376 --> 01:04:24,791
Like an emergency.
1170
01:04:29,141 --> 01:04:31,902
Don't forget to like and share, huh?
1171
01:04:32,006 --> 01:04:33,283
I love you!
1172
01:04:39,496 --> 01:04:41,118
Those fuckers.
1173
01:04:42,361 --> 01:04:43,845
Those fuckers.
1174
01:04:43,949 --> 01:04:46,227
Are y'all dead-ass not even about to mention
1175
01:04:46,330 --> 01:04:50,231
how you just tossed away our best chance of survival?
1176
01:04:50,783 --> 01:04:53,234
Look. I think the best thing we can do is go back to Yum.
1177
01:04:53,337 --> 01:04:55,339
And then we can do a plan B.
1178
01:04:55,443 --> 01:04:57,341
I'm not going back with y'all.
1179
01:04:57,445 --> 01:04:59,688
Man, y'all don't give a fuck about me.
1180
01:04:59,792 --> 01:05:03,416
You just see me as some drug- dealer street rat from Bushwick.
1181
01:05:03,520 --> 01:05:05,211
Nico, nobody thinks that.
1182
01:05:05,315 --> 01:05:08,387
Man, you don't treat me like no real queen.
1183
01:05:09,526 --> 01:05:11,631
Y'all won't even...
1184
01:05:11,735 --> 01:05:13,219
What?
1185
01:05:13,323 --> 01:05:16,395
Y'all won't even call me Scrumptious.
1186
01:05:17,810 --> 01:05:21,572
Fine... Scrumptious.
1187
01:05:21,676 --> 01:05:23,920
Let's go home to our friends.
1188
01:05:26,025 --> 01:05:28,579
My only friend here is dead.
1189
01:05:31,755 --> 01:05:36,311
Nico!
1190
01:05:41,178 --> 01:05:43,387
Does anyone have a ring light?
1191
01:05:43,491 --> 01:05:45,976
I don't.
1192
01:05:48,254 --> 01:05:49,773
- Aw, Jesus Christ. - Come on.
1193
01:05:49,876 --> 01:05:51,050
- Really? - Yasmine!
1194
01:05:51,154 --> 01:05:53,984
It wasn't me!
1195
01:05:54,916 --> 01:05:57,332
The fuck are we going?
1196
01:05:57,436 --> 01:06:01,647
You know, uh, Kelsey mentioned that she was engaged.
1197
01:06:01,750 --> 01:06:05,409
You're, um... not exactly what I was picturing.
1198
01:06:05,513 --> 01:06:07,722
Well, you're exactly what I was picturing.
1199
01:06:07,825 --> 01:06:09,655
- Oh, yeah? - Yeah.
1200
01:06:09,758 --> 01:06:14,246
Soft butch, shy smile, charming, exploitative.
1201
01:06:14,349 --> 01:06:15,626
What?
1202
01:06:15,730 --> 01:06:17,352
Ooh! Did you hear that?
1203
01:06:17,456 --> 01:06:19,285
Oh, fuck!
1204
01:06:19,389 --> 01:06:20,355
Ugh! God!
1205
01:06:25,429 --> 01:06:26,741
Nice shot.
1206
01:06:26,844 --> 01:06:30,055
Golf team, Division I. That's how I paid for Berkeley.
1207
01:06:30,158 --> 01:06:31,780
- Nice. - That's pretty hot.
1208
01:06:31,884 --> 01:06:34,680
Good backswing and everything.
1209
01:06:35,405 --> 01:06:38,063
What are you, like 35 and still promoting parties?
1210
01:06:38,166 --> 01:06:40,272
Yeah. Well, I guess I'm not one for the rat race.
1211
01:06:40,375 --> 01:06:42,964
- You mean a real job? Flake. - The fuck?
1212
01:06:43,068 --> 01:06:44,690
Hey. Dre's pretty tough, actually.
1213
01:06:44,793 --> 01:06:46,830
Yeah. I said flake, not snowflake, you moron.
1214
01:06:46,933 --> 01:06:49,281
- It's here. - All right. I see that.
1215
01:06:49,384 --> 01:06:51,076
I mean, I'm sure she could scrap,
1216
01:06:51,179 --> 01:06:54,389
but could she handle a 401 or a disaster plan?
1217
01:06:54,493 --> 01:06:56,840
No. And I'm sure you're no better.
1218
01:06:56,943 --> 01:06:58,462
Hey, you don't know me.
1219
01:06:58,566 --> 01:07:01,465
I got three years' worth of MREs back at Staten Island.
1220
01:07:01,569 --> 01:07:03,674
Yeah. A fat lot of good that does you here.
1221
01:07:03,778 --> 01:07:06,815
Yeah. Well, a fat lot of good your 401 does you.
1222
01:07:06,919 --> 01:07:08,369
- I was gonna get that. - Yeah, okay.
1223
01:07:08,472 --> 01:07:11,199
And what do you mean I'm exploitative or whatever?
1224
01:07:11,303 --> 01:07:12,476
I would say opportunistic.
1225
01:07:12,580 --> 01:07:14,133
That was the wrong word that I used.
1226
01:07:14,237 --> 01:07:15,686
Ladies! Okay? We don't got time for this.
1227
01:07:15,790 --> 01:07:16,998
We got bigger problems.
1228
01:07:17,102 --> 01:07:18,448
Everyone here is cool with me, okay?
1229
01:07:18,551 --> 01:07:20,553
- Let's just get along. - You know what?
1230
01:07:20,657 --> 01:07:23,453
We don't give a rat's ass about your approval.
1231
01:07:23,556 --> 01:07:25,179
Guys like you have total contempt for us
1232
01:07:25,282 --> 01:07:28,113
unless we're here saving your behind.
1233
01:07:28,216 --> 01:07:29,700
What are you talking about?
1234
01:07:29,804 --> 01:07:31,530
You're the one who won't let me on your rescue boat.
1235
01:07:31,633 --> 01:07:33,946
Yeah. We were doing pretty good until you barged in here.
1236
01:07:34,050 --> 01:07:37,915
Or should I say scooted in with your little pink outfit.
1237
01:07:38,019 --> 01:07:39,503
Yo, Dre! Come check this out.
1238
01:07:39,607 --> 01:07:41,057
There's some good stuff down here.
1239
01:07:41,160 --> 01:07:44,060
- What are you doing? - Look at this.
1240
01:07:44,163 --> 01:07:45,889
- All this shit. - That's actually pretty good.
1241
01:07:45,992 --> 01:07:48,133
Oh, fuck. That's not funny.
1242
01:07:48,236 --> 01:07:50,618
Open the door.
1243
01:07:50,721 --> 01:07:51,757
Oh, shit.
1244
01:07:53,276 --> 01:07:54,415
Where are we going?
1245
01:07:54,518 --> 01:07:57,245
Oh! I...I should know my way by now.
1246
01:07:57,349 --> 01:08:00,214
I've been here so many times. I'm just...
1247
01:08:00,697 --> 01:08:02,423
Wait. No. I'm sorry. I'm lost. I'm lost.
1248
01:08:02,526 --> 01:08:04,942
I got to-- I got to call Dre.
1249
01:08:06,565 --> 01:08:08,912
- I forgot my phone! - What?
1250
01:08:09,015 --> 01:08:11,915
I am always losing important shit.
1251
01:08:12,018 --> 01:08:13,572
- God. - It's fine. It's fine.
1252
01:08:13,675 --> 01:08:16,575
I have mine. I have mine. What's-- What's Dre's number?
1253
01:08:16,920 --> 01:08:18,370
Oh, my God. I don't know.
1254
01:08:18,473 --> 01:08:20,130
I don't know my own wife's number.
1255
01:08:20,234 --> 01:08:21,545
I don't know my own wife's number
1256
01:08:21,649 --> 01:08:23,306
in some kind of, like, weird apocalypse.
1257
01:08:23,409 --> 01:08:24,479
- How am I gonna be a mom? - It's okay. It's okay.
1258
01:08:24,583 --> 01:08:25,929
Plus I can't remember my phone.
1259
01:08:26,032 --> 01:08:27,033
I can't remember my wife's number.
1260
01:08:27,137 --> 01:08:29,174
Lizzy, what the fuck is that?
1261
01:08:29,277 --> 01:08:31,141
Oh, my God.
1262
01:08:31,245 --> 01:08:34,765
- Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. - Oh, my God. It's a mom!
1263
01:08:35,283 --> 01:08:37,389
- Lizzy, we have to go. Drive. - No. It's pregnant.
1264
01:08:37,492 --> 01:08:38,976
It's holding a baby. I have to help.
1265
01:08:39,080 --> 01:08:41,393
Lizzy, helping whatever that is is not gonna make you
1266
01:08:41,496 --> 01:08:43,153
- a better mom. - No, no, no. But it will.
1267
01:08:43,257 --> 01:08:44,223
It will not.
1268
01:08:44,327 --> 01:08:45,707
Lizzy. Lizzy!
1269
01:08:45,811 --> 01:08:48,124
What a stupid-ass move. What are they thinking?
1270
01:08:48,227 --> 01:08:49,918
They're gonna get themselves killed.
1271
01:08:51,713 --> 01:08:53,646
Gins, I don't think I should be going back there either.
1272
01:08:53,750 --> 01:08:55,752
What? What are you talking about?
1273
01:08:55,855 --> 01:08:57,857
Y'all don't need me.
1274
01:08:57,961 --> 01:08:59,169
Dre sure doesn't.
1275
01:08:59,273 --> 01:09:01,758
What is it with you young ones?
1276
01:09:02,276 --> 01:09:04,864
It's like you need a personal engraved invitation
1277
01:09:04,968 --> 01:09:06,763
to say you belong.
1278
01:09:07,626 --> 01:09:11,181
I need you. We need you.
1279
01:09:11,768 --> 01:09:14,426
Samoncé brings us laughter and joy and--
1280
01:09:14,529 --> 01:09:19,293
You keep talking about her, about Samoncé.
1281
01:09:19,603 --> 01:09:21,295
I locked her up so long ago,
1282
01:09:21,398 --> 01:09:22,917
I don't know if she exists anymore.
1283
01:09:23,020 --> 01:09:27,749
Baby, she's... she's been here all along.
1284
01:09:27,853 --> 01:09:29,648
She's, like, pouring through the cracks.
1285
01:09:29,751 --> 01:09:32,409
She's, like, leaking out all over here, Sam.
1286
01:09:32,513 --> 01:09:34,618
Oh! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
1287
01:09:34,722 --> 01:09:36,344
Oh, my God! I think I've been bit!
1288
01:09:36,448 --> 01:09:38,657
It is one of them, and I have been bit in the butt!
1289
01:09:38,760 --> 01:09:40,555
I have been bit! Is it on my butt?!
1290
01:09:40,659 --> 01:09:43,213
- It's a little hole, but it's-- - Where is the hole in my ass?!
1291
01:09:44,835 --> 01:09:47,044
- Calm down. - Sam! Oh!
1292
01:09:47,148 --> 01:09:49,254
- Holy God! - Get off my friend!
1293
01:09:49,357 --> 01:09:50,427
Release him, you bitch!
1294
01:09:50,531 --> 01:09:52,947
Oh, my God! Hurry, Sam!
1295
01:09:53,050 --> 01:09:54,983
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
1296
01:09:55,087 --> 01:09:57,434
Aah! Damn!
1297
01:09:58,608 --> 01:10:00,989
You have 30 seconds. I will drive this car away.
1298
01:10:01,093 --> 01:10:02,784
I will get it! Shit.
1299
01:10:02,888 --> 01:10:05,097
Hi! Hi!
1300
01:10:07,133 --> 01:10:09,860
No. I'm okay. I come in peace, okay?
1301
01:10:09,964 --> 01:10:12,380
I'm a nurse.
1302
01:10:12,484 --> 01:10:14,210
I see that you're holding a baby.
1303
01:10:14,313 --> 01:10:17,592
You can just hand me the baby.
1304
01:10:17,696 --> 01:10:18,835
It'll be fine.
1305
01:10:18,938 --> 01:10:21,355
Yes. Okay?
1306
01:10:21,458 --> 01:10:24,047
Can you hand me the--
1307
01:10:24,150 --> 01:10:27,430
Oh, my God. What is that? Oh, my God. That's not a baby.
1308
01:10:27,533 --> 01:10:29,673
That's not a baby!
1309
01:10:30,191 --> 01:10:32,228
Oh, no. No. There's more of them!
1310
01:10:32,331 --> 01:10:34,160
There's more! No! Abort! Hide!
1311
01:10:34,264 --> 01:10:35,714
What kind of door doesn't have a key?
1312
01:10:35,817 --> 01:10:38,130
You know what? I'm not alone in here.
1313
01:10:38,234 --> 01:10:39,787
- What do you mean? - Who's in there?
1314
01:10:39,890 --> 01:10:41,582
- What are you talking about? - Oh, fuck.
1315
01:10:41,685 --> 01:10:44,585
Something not right about this.
1316
01:10:44,688 --> 01:10:46,414
- Why do they look like that? - Fucking rats!
1317
01:10:46,518 --> 01:10:49,210
There's fucking tons of them. Don't let them bit you!
1318
01:10:49,314 --> 01:10:51,454
- Kick them off! - It's on your back!
1319
01:10:51,557 --> 01:10:53,525
Oh, shit! It's climbing up your fucking leg, Pops!
1320
01:10:53,628 --> 01:10:56,355
- Oh, shit! - Oh, my God! Get it off me!
1321
01:10:56,459 --> 01:10:57,805
- Get it off! - That's very bad!
1322
01:10:57,908 --> 01:11:00,773
Sam, they are well dressed and hungry!
1323
01:11:00,877 --> 01:11:02,913
Okay. Okay. Go, go, go, go, go.
1324
01:11:03,017 --> 01:11:04,294
Let's go. Get in here.
1325
01:11:04,398 --> 01:11:06,883
Come in here, Sam. Hurry!
1326
01:11:08,505 --> 01:11:09,748
Come on, Barry. Help me get it open.
1327
01:11:09,851 --> 01:11:11,128
We're gonna get you out of there.
1328
01:11:11,232 --> 01:11:13,821
No! No. There's too many.
1329
01:11:13,924 --> 01:11:16,237
You got to-- You got to save yourself.
1330
01:11:16,341 --> 01:11:17,825
We're not gonna leave you!
1331
01:11:17,928 --> 01:11:20,931
Yeah. Just... Just get Kelsey to the boat.
1332
01:11:21,035 --> 01:11:22,312
Just get Kelsey!
1333
01:11:22,416 --> 01:11:24,245
Keep fighting! We're not gonna leave you!
1334
01:11:24,349 --> 01:11:27,938
The password to the boat... is...
1335
01:11:28,042 --> 01:11:31,701
-Don't do it! Don't do it! - ..."Labia"!
1336
01:11:40,192 --> 01:11:42,574
Oh, that's bad.
1337
01:11:42,953 --> 01:11:44,921
It's really fucking bad.
1338
01:11:50,616 --> 01:11:51,755
Dre.
1339
01:11:53,412 --> 01:11:56,519
She's gone, okay? We got to go.
1340
01:11:56,622 --> 01:11:57,899
"Labia."
1341
01:11:58,003 --> 01:12:00,316
I don't know what that means, but remember that.
1342
01:12:00,419 --> 01:12:03,042
Come on. We got to get the fuck out of here!
1343
01:12:05,976 --> 01:12:07,771
Kelsey.
1344
01:12:09,152 --> 01:12:10,498
Come on!
1345
01:12:10,602 --> 01:12:12,742
Come on. Come on. Come on.
1346
01:12:16,124 --> 01:12:17,298
- Oh, God. - You okay?
1347
01:12:17,402 --> 01:12:18,610
- I'm okay. Are you okay? - Yeah.
1348
01:12:18,713 --> 01:12:21,233
We're good. We're good. Oh, my God, Sam.
1349
01:12:23,028 --> 01:12:24,788
We're gonna be fine. We're gonna be just fine.
1350
01:12:24,892 --> 01:12:26,272
-Oh, God. -Oh, my God.
1351
01:12:26,376 --> 01:12:27,446
Where'd they go?
1352
01:12:27,550 --> 01:12:28,827
How are we gonna get out of here?
1353
01:12:30,138 --> 01:12:31,899
Oh, my God!
1354
01:12:32,002 --> 01:12:34,211
Not the neighbor chick! Ginsey, help!
1355
01:12:34,315 --> 01:12:36,593
Fuck! Ginsey!
1356
01:12:36,697 --> 01:12:38,802
Oh, my God! Get off of him!
1357
01:12:38,906 --> 01:12:42,185
Holy shit! Oh, my God! Get off of me!
1358
01:12:44,429 --> 01:12:47,777
Aah! My-- Holy fuck! You bitch!
1359
01:12:47,880 --> 01:12:49,123
Ginsey!
1360
01:12:49,226 --> 01:12:50,538
Get off of Sam!
1361
01:12:50,642 --> 01:12:53,023
Get off of him!
1362
01:13:02,412 --> 01:13:05,726
Get-- Get up, Mama.
1363
01:13:09,350 --> 01:13:11,904
I don't think I can.
1364
01:13:15,632 --> 01:13:17,841
I finally landed in my death drop.
1365
01:13:17,945 --> 01:13:19,360
No, no, no.
1366
01:13:19,464 --> 01:13:20,810
I'm-- I'm'a come down to get you.
1367
01:13:20,913 --> 01:13:24,538
- You just hold on, okay? - No, Sam. Listen to me.
1368
01:13:24,641 --> 01:13:28,024
Samoncé is not something you can build a wall around.
1369
01:13:30,095 --> 01:13:35,031
I need you... to show the world who you are.
1370
01:13:38,759 --> 01:13:40,277
- Please go. - Ginsey, please.
1371
01:13:40,381 --> 01:13:42,487
- Ginsey, please. You got to-- - Sam, I need you to go.
1372
01:13:42,590 --> 01:13:43,867
Please-- Please go!
1373
01:13:43,971 --> 01:13:47,630
I cannot have you see what happens next.
1374
01:13:47,733 --> 01:13:49,666
Go, Sam.
1375
01:13:49,770 --> 01:13:52,358
Please, please, please.
1376
01:13:52,462 --> 01:13:53,981
- I love you. - Please, Sam!
1377
01:13:54,084 --> 01:13:56,293
Just go. Please go!
1378
01:14:53,523 --> 01:14:56,699
Barry... w-what's going on?
1379
01:14:58,286 --> 01:15:00,254
We, um...
1380
01:15:04,120 --> 01:15:06,225
Piper's gone.
1381
01:15:07,710 --> 01:15:10,160
- What? - What the hell happened?
1382
01:15:10,264 --> 01:15:11,679
What do you mean, she's gone?
1383
01:15:11,783 --> 01:15:14,406
There was... rats.
1384
01:15:14,510 --> 01:15:17,478
There were so many of them. They were crawling up her legs.
1385
01:15:17,582 --> 01:15:19,066
- They-- They fucking... - She, uh...
1386
01:15:19,169 --> 01:15:21,862
- Biting people, and then she... - ...had a thing.
1387
01:15:21,965 --> 01:15:23,622
...thing.
1388
01:15:24,381 --> 01:15:26,176
Do you mean she's dead?
1389
01:15:28,834 --> 01:15:30,146
Yeah.
1390
01:15:35,254 --> 01:15:37,429
No.
1391
01:15:37,533 --> 01:15:40,190
Poppy!
1392
01:16:50,226 --> 01:16:52,435
Lizzy?
1393
01:16:52,538 --> 01:16:54,782
Lizzy, hey. Hey.
1394
01:16:57,095 --> 01:16:59,545
Who's this?
1395
01:17:09,935 --> 01:17:11,730
Oh, my God!
1396
01:17:11,834 --> 01:17:13,732
-Fuck, fuck, fuck. - Okay. Here's the thing.
1397
01:17:13,836 --> 01:17:15,907
We are close. I know we're close.
1398
01:17:16,010 --> 01:17:18,599
And they are slow. I say we run for it.
1399
01:17:18,703 --> 01:17:20,256
No. I will never make it.
1400
01:17:20,359 --> 01:17:21,913
Oh, my God. Your knee. What's wrong with it?
1401
01:17:22,016 --> 01:17:23,673
- Is it a meniscus? What is it? - I don't know!
1402
01:17:23,777 --> 01:17:25,710
I never went to a doctor. I fucking hate doctors!
1403
01:17:25,813 --> 01:17:27,228
- It's just... - What?
1404
01:17:27,332 --> 01:17:29,161
It started hurting one day and my dance teacher,
1405
01:17:29,265 --> 01:17:30,749
- she gave me Oxycontin and-- - Okay. That's so fucked up.
1406
01:17:30,853 --> 01:17:33,027
- She was trying her best! - Oh, my God.
1407
01:17:33,131 --> 01:17:35,892
Oh, my God. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
1408
01:17:35,996 --> 01:17:38,239
Okay. Listen.
1409
01:17:38,343 --> 01:17:40,656
If we get out of this, you have to let me help you.
1410
01:17:40,759 --> 01:17:42,761
I don't need a mother, Lizzy.
1411
01:17:42,865 --> 01:17:44,867
No, but you need a nurse.
1412
01:17:54,324 --> 01:17:57,914
To Pops.
1413
01:18:04,507 --> 01:18:05,681
Fuck.
1414
01:18:08,545 --> 01:18:10,409
You know what?
1415
01:18:11,894 --> 01:18:14,241
Dre, what are you doing?
1416
01:18:14,344 --> 01:18:17,934
I am doing what we do.
1417
01:18:18,038 --> 01:18:19,971
Don't you know the situation we're in?
1418
01:18:20,074 --> 01:18:22,767
- It's life or death. -It's both.
1419
01:18:23,319 --> 01:18:24,838
It's always both.
1420
01:18:28,048 --> 01:18:31,327
Yes! Finally! Oh!
1421
01:18:41,337 --> 01:18:43,373
I guess we're dancing.
1422
01:19:00,839 --> 01:19:02,151
Come on.
1423
01:19:02,254 --> 01:19:03,980
Poppy would've wanted it this way!
1424
01:19:05,879 --> 01:19:08,605
Okay.
1425
01:19:10,469 --> 01:19:11,747
What's happening?
1426
01:19:13,024 --> 01:19:14,508
They're starting to leave.
1427
01:19:14,611 --> 01:19:16,130
- Oh, my God. - What the fuck happened?
1428
01:19:16,234 --> 01:19:17,822
They're leaving.
1429
01:19:17,925 --> 01:19:19,996
What the fuck was that?
1430
01:19:39,671 --> 01:19:41,362
Well, fuck it.
1431
01:20:03,177 --> 01:20:06,111
What the hell was that?
1432
01:20:07,388 --> 01:20:09,597
So... nurse.
1433
01:20:09,701 --> 01:20:10,944
Yeah?
1434
01:20:11,047 --> 01:20:14,050
Do you prescribe?
1435
01:20:14,982 --> 01:20:16,397
Yeah, I prescribe.
1436
01:20:16,501 --> 01:20:20,677
Pt, pt with an nbtpt, and a side of CBT.
1437
01:20:20,781 --> 01:20:22,783
That's it.
1438
01:20:22,887 --> 01:20:24,889
That's your prescription.
1439
01:20:26,545 --> 01:20:30,411
I guess it beats calling a drug dealer every couple of weeks.
1440
01:20:49,396 --> 01:20:50,984
Hello?
1441
01:20:51,605 --> 01:20:53,434
Girl, what you doing?
1442
01:20:55,471 --> 01:20:57,783
You're with who?
1443
01:20:57,887 --> 01:20:59,578
Where y'all at?
1444
01:21:01,373 --> 01:21:03,720
Oh, hold on, girl. I'm coming.
1445
01:21:17,803 --> 01:21:20,634
Uh, is your friend doing okay?
1446
01:21:20,737 --> 01:21:23,499
'Cause, uh, she looks - uh, they look a little--
1447
01:21:23,602 --> 01:21:25,363
Yo, yo. Hey, hey.
1448
01:21:25,466 --> 01:21:26,951
I'm still here.
1449
01:21:27,054 --> 01:21:29,022
Yeah. Right. Okay.
1450
01:21:29,125 --> 01:21:31,714
Yeah, you let us know if you start feeling...
1451
01:21:31,817 --> 01:21:33,647
feeling it, you know?
1452
01:21:36,753 --> 01:21:38,548
Hey.
1453
01:21:38,652 --> 01:21:40,550
You all right?
1454
01:21:40,654 --> 01:21:42,587
- Yeah. - Listen.
1455
01:21:42,690 --> 01:21:45,659
Lizzy loses her phone like once a week, right?
1456
01:21:45,762 --> 01:21:47,695
Yeah. Yeah.
1457
01:21:47,799 --> 01:21:49,490
Do I look worried?
1458
01:21:49,870 --> 01:21:51,044
I mean, I'm scared shitless.
1459
01:21:51,147 --> 01:21:52,459
It's a fucking nightmare out there.
1460
01:21:52,562 --> 01:21:54,012
But I'm not worried about Lizzy, okay?
1461
01:21:54,116 --> 01:21:55,565
She's tough. She's smart.
1462
01:21:55,669 --> 01:21:58,051
She's gonna be here. I promise you, all right?
1463
01:21:58,154 --> 01:22:00,570
Yeah. Yeah. You're right. Yeah.
1464
01:22:00,674 --> 01:22:02,089
And she's sly too, you know?
1465
01:22:02,193 --> 01:22:03,988
She was playing that baby card pretty hard
1466
01:22:04,091 --> 01:22:06,818
to get me to come over here tonight.
1467
01:22:06,922 --> 01:22:07,888
What?
1468
01:22:07,992 --> 01:22:10,132
I'm gonna be an uncle.
1469
01:22:10,235 --> 01:22:13,238
It's fucking incredible. I'm so excited for you guys.
1470
01:22:13,342 --> 01:22:14,826
Listen.
1471
01:22:14,930 --> 01:22:19,003
Whatever that kid is-- boy, girl, they, them, whatever--
1472
01:22:19,106 --> 01:22:21,591
I'm teaching that kid how to plumb, okay?
1473
01:22:21,695 --> 01:22:23,835
It's important.
1474
01:22:26,838 --> 01:22:28,115
Yeah.
1475
01:22:28,771 --> 01:22:30,255
You didn't know?
1476
01:22:31,015 --> 01:22:32,361
No.
1477
01:22:33,224 --> 01:22:34,535
No.
1478
01:22:35,985 --> 01:22:37,400
All right.
1479
01:22:38,125 --> 01:22:39,747
You didn't know?
1480
01:22:43,165 --> 01:22:44,338
She is. It's exciting.
1481
01:22:44,442 --> 01:22:46,720
This is good. This is good.
1482
01:22:46,823 --> 01:22:48,446
-Having a baby. -Yeah.
1483
01:22:48,549 --> 01:22:50,137
That's wise.
1484
01:22:50,241 --> 01:22:52,864
- But now, the timing. - Yeah. You want to hug it out?
1485
01:22:52,968 --> 01:22:54,970
Yeah. Yeah.
1486
01:22:58,421 --> 01:23:01,631
Yeah! Family now, motherfucker.
1487
01:23:01,735 --> 01:23:03,771
Ah! Having a baby.
1488
01:23:04,082 --> 01:23:06,809
I'm got to get diapers... and a crib.
1489
01:23:06,912 --> 01:23:08,121
- Yeah. - We should build a crib.
1490
01:23:08,224 --> 01:23:10,916
- I can do that. - I'm gonna be a mom.
1491
01:23:11,020 --> 01:23:12,746
That's great. Have a shot.
1492
01:23:12,849 --> 01:23:14,782
Yeah. Okay.
1493
01:23:17,406 --> 01:23:18,683
Thank you.
1494
01:23:41,913 --> 01:23:43,397
Samoncé!
1495
01:23:52,165 --> 01:23:54,408
Ginsey?
1496
01:23:55,409 --> 01:23:58,136
We're gonna have to go on foot.
1497
01:23:58,240 --> 01:24:00,207
But I know how to clear the streets.
1498
01:24:00,311 --> 01:24:02,899
Dre, get ready for the wildest party we've ever thrown.
1499
01:24:03,003 --> 01:24:05,005
This club is about to be at capacity.
1500
01:24:05,109 --> 01:24:06,282
We got to armor up.
1501
01:24:06,386 --> 01:24:08,077
Do I have to do anything?
1502
01:24:08,181 --> 01:24:09,734
Yes, bitch.
1503
01:24:11,080 --> 01:24:13,600
- You too, girl. - Nice.
1504
01:24:13,703 --> 01:24:15,636
If we want to get the hell out of here,
1505
01:24:15,740 --> 01:24:18,329
we got to let those motherfuckin' monsters in.
1506
01:25:18,906 --> 01:25:22,117
Dre? Showtime.
1507
01:25:22,979 --> 01:25:24,257
Let 'em in.
1508
01:25:42,240 --> 01:25:45,036
Holy fucking shit.
1509
01:25:45,140 --> 01:25:46,831
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
1510
01:27:57,513 --> 01:28:01,068
- Aa-a-a-a-a-a-a-h! - Aa-a-a-a-a-a-a-h!
1511
01:28:07,558 --> 01:28:09,939
Aah!
1512
01:28:37,035 --> 01:28:38,243
They're behind you.
1513
01:28:38,347 --> 01:28:39,728
Sam! Behind you!
1514
01:28:39,831 --> 01:28:42,178
What's up? What's up?
1515
01:28:52,637 --> 01:28:53,707
Shit.
1516
01:29:01,646 --> 01:29:06,271
Oh, God! You're so beautiful, but you're so fucking scary!
1517
01:29:12,243 --> 01:29:14,797
That's how you use that thing.
1518
01:29:14,901 --> 01:29:16,558
Nice fuckin' shot.
1519
01:29:22,115 --> 01:29:24,289
The street's clearing.
1520
01:29:24,393 --> 01:29:26,430
Tiger, you okay?
1521
01:29:26,533 --> 01:29:30,606
Okay. Stay stealth and follow me.
1522
01:29:30,710 --> 01:29:32,056
What the fuck?
1523
01:29:42,135 --> 01:29:44,827
What the fuck?
1524
01:29:46,829 --> 01:29:49,591
Shit.
1525
01:29:49,867 --> 01:29:50,695
Barry, come on!
1526
01:29:50,799 --> 01:29:52,939
Oh, fuck.
1527
01:29:53,042 --> 01:29:56,563
- Dre, bring your ass! Let's go! - We got to go! Let's go, Dre!
1528
01:29:57,288 --> 01:29:59,186
Oh, shit.
1529
01:29:59,290 --> 01:30:01,188
Um...
1530
01:30:03,708 --> 01:30:07,056
Biathlon... national collegiate...
1531
01:30:07,160 --> 01:30:08,748
championships.
1532
01:30:08,851 --> 01:30:09,990
Third place.
1533
01:30:10,094 --> 01:30:12,752
Thanks for asking.
1534
01:30:17,826 --> 01:30:21,208
Take my shoes, yeah. I can, uh, get out of here.
1535
01:30:21,485 --> 01:30:23,935
Whoo. Whoo!
1536
01:30:24,039 --> 01:30:25,247
Holy shit!
1537
01:30:27,698 --> 01:30:29,562
-Oh, shit! - I can't believe it worked.
1538
01:30:29,665 --> 01:30:31,495
There was a woman with a fucking wig like this.
1539
01:30:31,598 --> 01:30:33,842
She almost ate my face off!
1540
01:30:33,945 --> 01:30:36,292
Wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
1541
01:30:36,396 --> 01:30:37,949
Dre should have been out here by now.
1542
01:30:38,053 --> 01:30:41,332
-She's not out here? -What the fuck?
1543
01:30:41,436 --> 01:30:44,473
- Damn! - Wait, wait, wait!
1544
01:30:44,577 --> 01:30:46,924
No!
1545
01:30:49,754 --> 01:30:51,515
Dre!
1546
01:30:51,618 --> 01:30:54,483
Sam, what are you doing?!
1547
01:30:59,454 --> 01:31:02,457
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
1548
01:31:02,560 --> 01:31:04,873
- There's so many! - Shit. Oh, no!
1549
01:31:11,535 --> 01:31:13,260
Hi, Yasminis!
1550
01:31:13,364 --> 01:31:16,540
- It's time for some BTS. - The hell?
1551
01:31:16,643 --> 01:31:18,542
You won't believe it.
1552
01:31:18,645 --> 01:31:21,510
This night has been cuh-ray!
1553
01:31:21,614 --> 01:31:23,201
But don't I look fabulous?
1554
01:31:23,305 --> 01:31:26,342
Yeah. Survivalist looks definitely good on me.
1555
01:31:26,446 --> 01:31:28,206
I need my followers to stay alive.
1556
01:31:28,310 --> 01:31:29,967
Excuse me. Let's go. Hold that. Let's just go.
1557
01:31:30,070 --> 01:31:34,385
You need to run, dump, hide. Love you all.
1558
01:31:34,489 --> 01:31:37,388
Survive, survive.
1559
01:31:39,666 --> 01:31:41,116
Come on, Dre!
1560
01:31:49,504 --> 01:31:51,644
Good night, Yum.
1561
01:31:56,027 --> 01:31:57,995
It's been a party.
1562
01:32:05,312 --> 01:32:07,142
You all right?
1563
01:32:08,695 --> 01:32:11,180
I thought you was right behind us!
1564
01:32:11,284 --> 01:32:12,561
You all right?
1565
01:32:12,665 --> 01:32:13,976
Oh!
1566
01:32:15,012 --> 01:32:17,186
- Okay. -Quite enough. Let's move.
1567
01:32:17,290 --> 01:32:18,774
We got to go.
1568
01:32:18,878 --> 01:32:20,811
Let's get the fuck out of here.
1569
01:32:20,914 --> 01:32:22,329
We're gonna have to go on foot, all right?
1570
01:32:22,433 --> 01:32:24,366
- Okay. Yeah, yeah. - Sorry.
1571
01:32:24,469 --> 01:32:26,195
Okay. Come on. Come on.
1572
01:32:26,299 --> 01:32:28,819
God!
1573
01:32:29,095 --> 01:32:32,236
Move your asses! Come on, y'all. Damn.
1574
01:32:32,339 --> 01:32:34,341
- Whoo! - Hey, hey, hey, come on.
1575
01:32:34,445 --> 01:32:37,172
T, come on. You're with us too, Come on. Hey, where you going?
1576
01:32:47,976 --> 01:32:49,909
- What you doing? Come on. - I'm not gonna make it, man.
1577
01:32:50,012 --> 01:32:51,773
- No, no, no. You are. You are. - I'm not gonna make it.
1578
01:32:51,876 --> 01:32:54,258
I'll give you a fighting chance. I'll just hold them back...
1579
01:32:54,361 --> 01:32:56,260
for as long as I can.
1580
01:32:56,363 --> 01:32:57,882
You go.
1581
01:32:57,986 --> 01:32:59,712
- I don't want to leave you. - No. You got to go.
1582
01:33:04,440 --> 01:33:05,821
Go!
1583
01:33:09,618 --> 01:33:11,827
Fuck.
1584
01:33:14,416 --> 01:33:17,453
Come on. We got you, man. We got you. We got you.
1585
01:33:22,838 --> 01:33:25,151
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
1586
01:33:28,741 --> 01:33:30,328
Barbara?
1587
01:33:30,432 --> 01:33:33,504
Here we a-a-a-a-are!
1588
01:33:33,608 --> 01:33:37,750
What's my name, bitches?!
1589
01:33:37,853 --> 01:33:40,580
- Oh, shit! Scrumptious! - Scrumptious!
1590
01:33:40,684 --> 01:33:43,169
Stupid bitch!
1591
01:33:44,929 --> 01:33:46,724
- Lizzy? - Dre?
1592
01:33:46,828 --> 01:33:49,037
- Oh! - Hey. Be careful.
1593
01:33:49,140 --> 01:33:50,417
She's with child.
1594
01:33:50,521 --> 01:33:51,764
- I know! - You do?
1595
01:33:51,867 --> 01:33:53,697
Yeah. Barry told me. He ruined it.
1596
01:33:53,800 --> 01:33:56,078
This is bad timing, but I'm... I'm so happy!
1597
01:33:56,182 --> 01:33:58,840
I knew you were gonna make it.
1598
01:33:58,943 --> 01:34:02,291
I knew you'd be here!
1599
01:34:02,395 --> 01:34:04,880
- Hi! - Mm!
1600
01:34:04,984 --> 01:34:06,779
- You look beautiful. - Thank you, boo!
1601
01:34:06,882 --> 01:34:09,678
Okay. This is really cute for y'all, but we got to go.
1602
01:34:09,782 --> 01:34:12,163
You right. You right. Come on. Come on, y'all.
1603
01:34:12,267 --> 01:34:14,407
Oh, my God, Captain Kels, not you still injured.
1604
01:34:14,510 --> 01:34:16,720
See, that's what I'm saying. Like, what was you gonna do?
1605
01:34:16,823 --> 01:34:19,343
That was pretty amazing.
1606
01:34:21,483 --> 01:34:23,381
I do have some notes, though.
1607
01:34:23,485 --> 01:34:24,693
Bitch.
1608
01:34:24,797 --> 01:34:28,317
Coming back to save me? Pretty extra.
1609
01:34:28,421 --> 01:34:30,630
Yeah, I know.
1610
01:34:30,941 --> 01:34:33,219
Everybody loves a happy ending, right?
1611
01:34:33,322 --> 01:34:34,772
Yeah.
1612
01:34:34,876 --> 01:34:36,774
Come on, bitch. Titanic me.
1613
01:34:36,878 --> 01:34:38,534
Okay, Samoncé. I see you.
1614
01:34:38,638 --> 01:34:40,191
Whoa! Damn!
1615
01:34:40,295 --> 01:34:41,710
Okay! Queen shit!
1616
01:35:25,547 --> 01:35:28,999
...thank you for riding the Staten Island Ferry.
1617
01:36:00,962 --> 01:36:03,550
Come here. Let me give you a show.
1618
01:37:15,726 --> 01:37:18,004
Come here. Let me give you a show.
1619
01:37:18,108 --> 01:37:21,697
I'm proud of you, girl. You answered.
1620
01:37:24,045 --> 01:37:26,288
Uh, is there a car outside?
1621
01:37:44,893 --> 01:37:47,171
I got an ax wound.
1622
01:37:52,970 --> 01:37:55,283
I got an ax wound.
1623
01:38:00,736 --> 01:38:03,118
I got an ax wound.
1624
01:38:10,919 --> 01:38:18,478
I got an ax wound.
1625
01:38:32,803 --> 01:38:35,150
- I got an ax wound. - Pop it.
1626
01:38:42,537 --> 01:38:50,338
I got an ax wound. I got an ax wound.
1627
01:39:13,085 --> 01:39:14,879
I got an ax wound.
1628
01:39:21,024 --> 01:39:22,957
I got an ax wound.
1629
01:39:30,999 --> 01:39:34,382
I got an...
1630
01:39:35,107 --> 01:39:38,386
I got an...
1631
01:39:44,979 --> 01:39:46,601
I got an ax wound.
1632
01:39:53,090 --> 01:39:54,609
I got an ax wound.
1633
01:40:00,960 --> 01:40:18,736
I got an ax wound.
1634
01:40:18,840 --> 01:40:21,015
All right. Quit bragging.
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