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Oh, my God. I haven't seen you forever.
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I know.
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Oh, my gosh. When was it? The last time
we last saw each other, we were still
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married. I know. We were completely
different people.
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Tell me about it. It seems like a
different lifetime.
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Yeah. Oh, I could not agree more. I
could not agree more.
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Like, my stepson is so high energy. I
don't even know what to do with him.
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You are...
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Preaching to the choir right now. Life's
just been so hectic. I mean, I didn't
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realize helping and taking care of my
stepson, Lucas, that I wouldn't have any
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time for myself.
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I know. They're so high energy. Coming
from a sexless marriage.
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I'm horny 24 -7. Yes. Like even touching
myself, I'm like, whoo. And then Lucas
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will come in. I'm like, oh my God, so
have I.
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I don't even have a reference point to
the last time I've had sex. I mean, self
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-warning. It's sexless marriage. And
then now I'm hungry. Like, I'm on the
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prowl. But speaking of boys, I wonder
what trouble they're getting
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into. Where are they? Oh, my God.
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Must be some ruckus going around
somewhere around here.
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Oh, I'm going to fucking take you,
motherfucker, down.
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Take you, man. You're done.
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Are you okay? Oh my gosh. What are you
guys doing?
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You guys, knock it off.
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No, stop.
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We're just having a go fight here.
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In the house?
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Yeah, why not?
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Because that's acceptable.
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No, the floor is soaking wet. Look at
all this snow.
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We'll clean it up later.
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No, this is unacceptable.
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Not okay.
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You guys go.
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To your room. No. Are you okay?
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Oh my gosh. No, you guys stop.
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It's on.
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That's not okay. No, put the snowballs
down. You guys are done. You throw the
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snowballs at my mom?
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No. I'll take you on.
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What? Nikki, you guys stop.
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Come over here. You guys both get over
here. Why? You guys are soaking wet.
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Come over here. We'll clean it up later.
It's not that bad. No, look here. No,
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look.
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You're soaking wet. Mom, I know I'm
soaking wet. And I do.
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Look at your scarf. You're soaking wet.
You need to take this off.
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No, it gets wet.
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And your pants are all wet too.
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Did you think it was going to be you?
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What are you doing?
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Oh, my God. Look at your sweater. You
need to take this off. Why?
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Because you're going to get sick.
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I'm not going to get sick. I mean, if
you're embarrassed by this, not that
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been seeing anything. Yeah, a little
bit. I could have someone else help you
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because clearly you need help.
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All right, sure. Do you want me to help?
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If you can, if you don't mind.
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Okay, yeah, you help him.
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What?
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Take it off. Take it off?
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Let's get this off first. It's not like
I've never seen it before. Yeah? It's
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okay. Why?
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Oh, please. I'm ready for how long? Oh,
come on. Yeah, it's so wet.
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That's embarrassing.
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I mean, really? It's really wet.
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Yeah. Like, you're going to get wet. Of
course. I mean, I'm in the snow.
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Yeah, I mean, it's so wet.
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I was thinking about having a pool
party.
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And then not the after? Well, stay right
there. I'm going to get a towel. No.
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Come on.
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Oh, my God.
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Do you mind grabbing me a towel, too?
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What the fuck?
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I'm soaking wet.
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I'm going to dry you off.
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Okay. Thanks for cleaning me.
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I appreciate that. I'm trying.
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I'm acting like I'm a kid or something.
You act like a kid.
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I'm not.
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You kind of are.
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I appreciate the lack of overreaction by
both of you.
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You never learn.
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What were you guys thinking?
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Trying to have a good time.
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A good time getting the house filthy.
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All the snow is in the house now.
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Unbelievable.
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Playing in the snow.
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Without thinking of repercussions?
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It's just super humiliating.
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Well, we have to clean it up.
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You're such a bad boy. I can't believe
you did this.
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I'm sorry.
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I wasn't thinking about the
consequences.
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Yeah, when you're sick and you can't go
to school, then you're definitely not
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going to be thinking.
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Yeah, I mean, you're right. I should
think more.
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Yeah, you should.
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I'm not going to be sick.
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Watch.
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You boys go upstairs right now and take
a hot shower. Yeah, you go upstairs.
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Yeah, go upstairs and take a hot bath.
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Okay. You're going to get sick.
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Oh, gosh.
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Can you believe this? No, I can't
believe that just happened. Oh, my God.
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Like, the living room is...
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It looks like a winter wonderland in
here and not in a good way.
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They're going to clean it up.
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Okay. I have to tell you something, but
you promised not to get mad at me.
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What did you do?
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I was getting really turned on when I
was drying Nikki off.
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Oh, my God. Are you serious?
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Please don't hate me. I'm not going to
say anything, but you're so... Oh, my
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God. Are we bad?
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Is your husband, like, that bad?
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I wouldn't know if it was forever.
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Oh, my gosh.
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Oh, my God. We can't speak of this to
anybody.
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No, this stays between you and us. Oh,
my God.
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Well, let's get this all cleaned up
before it starts melting and becomes a
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danger. Yeah, let's do it.
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There's, like, no...
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We're still late to get warm.
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Speaking of frozen shit.
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Huh? Bro, did you see how your mom was,
you know.
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Dude, your mom was such a media asshole.
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No, man. She just wanted me, man. How
would you talk about that?
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Has it been a while since your mom had
gotten any? Because she was looking at
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like I was fucking cotton candy.
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I don't care if your mom wanted to fuck
me so bad, man. She was looking at me
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and she wanted me to give her a big
pipe, man.
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My mom doesn't fuck, period. She's a
thing.
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Well, she was looking at me, man.
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She wanted me.
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Fuck you. She wanted this. You know
what?
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Fucking cold. You know what? I'm gonna
call your mom over here to warm me up
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with her vagina.
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Dude, I'm gonna stretch your mom out so
hard, man. How do you feel about that?
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She's gonna keep coming back and I'm
gonna put a fucking ring on that finger,
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man. Fuck you.
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Are you ready?
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Oh my god.
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Oh, wow, honey.
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Here, let's check your temperature.
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Here, here.
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Open, open.
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You definitely are right. Oh, my gosh.
Yeah.
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Oh,
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my gosh. We told you guys. Here, we
brought some medicine. Drink this, okay?
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Go on.
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Drink it up.
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Thank you.
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Feeling a little bit better?
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Tastes like gummy bear.
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Yeah. Good.
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Good.
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Lay down.
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Okay, Mom.
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They still seem pretty warm to me. I
mean, at least the lupus does.
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Yeah. I think I heard once that a doctor
said that skin -to -skin contact, it
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makes them warm up faster.
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Huh? I think I heard that, too. Yeah,
like your body contact.
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Body heat. Body heat. Yeah, exactly.
There you go.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Okay, let's do that.
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Yeah, we're going to jump into bed and
help you guys get better.
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I think my body's putting up enough
heat. I think I'm good.
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No, honey, it's okay. No, no, no, no,
no. It's fine. Come on, Mom. It's all
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right.
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It's not as if you haven't seen a girl.
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Come on, Mom.
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You're no better than Mom. I know. No,
no, no, no, no.
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It's not a big deal.
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No,
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it's not a big deal. Don't worry about
it.
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Oh, my God.
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I don't think we can get out of it.
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It's relaxed.
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It's okay.
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Are you warm now?
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Yeah, I'm pretty warm.
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I'm pretty warm now. I'm getting warmer.
You're really warm. Yeah, I'm getting
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warmer. Oh, so warm.
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It's probably going to leave you in bed
here this morning. What do you mean?
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I think I'm good now. I think I'm warm
now.
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You're still shivering.
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I'm not shivering.
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I'm still shivering.
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It's okay.
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You should switch.
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Yeah, yeah. You want to switch? Switch?
Yeah, okay.
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Switch. Okay.
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Yeah,
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I mean, okay.
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Okay. Yeah. You want to warm me up?
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Yeah. You want to warm me up?
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Are you feeling better now? Oh, so much
better.
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Yeah? Yeah, of course. You don't want to
get sick.
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No, I don't want to be sick.
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No, absolutely.
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I think you need to really just work on
it. You need to be super healthy.
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Yeah. Thank you.
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Bye now. I think I'm getting a lot
better right now. Oh, I'm so jealous
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Thank you. I feel better. Yeah, that's
all you need.
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Oh, I've got some stuff on my nipples.
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It's a fire.
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Oh yeah.
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More to come again?
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Yeah.
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I think I need you to warm your mouth.
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Oh yeah?
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Is that what you need?
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I can do that.
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Yeah? Yeah.
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I
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think
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we're gonna get a lot warmer soon.
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You're doing such a good job working on
the elbow.
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His arms do such a good job.
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Oh, God.
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Oh,
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God.
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Wow.
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I didn't know I was so sick, but really
healthy human.
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Good.
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Do you feel better?
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Yeah.
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I could choke on your son's cough all
day long.
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I'm probably going to go back out in the
snow, and I get sick really often, so I
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need a lot of heat. I need your... I
need your... I need your... I need
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I need your... I need your... I need
your... I need your... I need
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your...
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I don't want to get in the way.
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Oh,
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God.
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Yeah, I feel like I don't.
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My God.
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Your mom is fucking amazing
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now.
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What? We
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gotta
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get more off. 100 % bro.
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More endorseable fights.
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More endorseable fights.
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oh my god oh my god
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oh my god
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He's so good singing that tag.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, my God.
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Nicky, you're not supposed to do your
mouth like that.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, my God.
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00:19:35,850 --> 00:19:37,910
Oh my God, I love your children. Oh my
God.
255
00:19:39,190 --> 00:19:40,190
Oh, fuck.
256
00:19:42,210 --> 00:19:49,110
Oh my God, you just come around and know
257
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how to lick pussy.
258
00:19:52,810 --> 00:19:56,370
You can lick pussy for a bit, too. Oh,
yeah?
259
00:19:57,950 --> 00:20:00,610
Let's get a sex drive on this mom.
260
00:20:10,760 --> 00:20:12,460
he is doing a good job
261
00:20:55,690 --> 00:20:56,690
See I told you.
262
00:21:26,640 --> 00:21:27,640
I'm so close.
263
00:22:14,719 --> 00:22:17,520
Thank you.
264
00:22:33,740 --> 00:22:34,740
Oh, yeah.
265
00:29:39,210 --> 00:29:40,210
Anything different?
266
00:30:29,740 --> 00:30:31,900
Oh my gosh, why are you doing that?
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