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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,476 --> 00:00:11,877 [theme music] 2 00:00:11,878 --> 00:00:13,313 - ? I'm goin' down to South Park ? 3 00:00:13,314 --> 00:00:15,147 ? Gonna have myself a time ? 4 00:00:15,148 --> 00:00:16,750 - ? Friendly faces everywhere ? 5 00:00:16,751 --> 00:00:18,585 ? Humble folks without temptation ? 6 00:00:18,586 --> 00:00:19,819 - ? I'm goin' down to South Park ? 7 00:00:19,820 --> 00:00:21,620 ? Gonna leave my woes behind ? 8 00:00:21,689 --> 00:00:23,422 - ? Ample parking day or night ? 9 00:00:23,423 --> 00:00:25,291 ? People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor" ? 10 00:00:25,292 --> 00:00:26,559 - ? I'm headin' on down to South Park ? 11 00:00:26,560 --> 00:00:28,761 ? Gonna see if I can't unwind ? 12 00:00:28,829 --> 00:00:31,797 - ? [mumbling] ? 13 00:00:31,798 --> 00:00:33,066 - ? Come on down to South Park ? 14 00:00:33,067 --> 00:00:35,200 ? And meet some friends of mine ? 15 00:00:37,805 --> 00:00:40,139 [twangy music] 16 00:00:40,207 --> 00:00:43,275 - All right, people, it's almost Thanksgiving, 17 00:00:43,344 --> 00:00:47,346 and that means the annual Turkey Trot is nearly upon us. 18 00:00:47,381 --> 00:00:50,149 How is it that we haven't found one sponsor 19 00:00:50,217 --> 00:00:52,251 to help pay for this event? 20 00:00:52,353 --> 00:00:55,053 - South Park's just fallen on hard times, Mayor. 21 00:00:55,156 --> 00:00:56,655 Nobody's got the money. 22 00:00:56,724 --> 00:00:59,591 - Tegridy Farms used to be a sponsor of the Turkey Trot, 23 00:00:59,693 --> 00:01:02,795 but as you know, we've recently all lost Tegridy. 24 00:01:02,863 --> 00:01:04,997 So I'm afraid we just can't help. 25 00:01:05,065 --> 00:01:07,366 - What about the City Asian Pop Up Store? 26 00:01:07,435 --> 00:01:09,605 Can't they help sponsor this year's race? 27 00:01:09,703 --> 00:01:12,504 - How City Asian Pop Up pay for Turkey Trot? 28 00:01:12,573 --> 00:01:14,139 We gotta pay tariff! 29 00:01:14,208 --> 00:01:15,908 We more [bleep] than anybody! 30 00:01:15,909 --> 00:01:18,244 - Let's just face it, Mayor, South Park businesses 31 00:01:18,245 --> 00:01:21,547 are dying and a lot of good people have lost their jobs. 32 00:01:21,582 --> 00:01:24,283 - Trash? Anybody got trash? 33 00:01:24,351 --> 00:01:27,052 - Oh, yeah, here's some. Bank shot! 34 00:01:27,121 --> 00:01:30,222 - There has to be a solution, people. 35 00:01:30,291 --> 00:01:32,291 The Turkey Trot is the one time of year 36 00:01:32,426 --> 00:01:34,827 this town comes together as a community. 37 00:01:34,929 --> 00:01:37,463 We all need it now, more than ever. 38 00:01:37,531 --> 00:01:40,199 - Well, of course, there is someone 39 00:01:40,267 --> 00:01:43,335 who'd be willing to give South Park a bunch of money. 40 00:01:43,404 --> 00:01:47,372 [curious music] 41 00:01:47,441 --> 00:01:50,609 I mean, they're giving money to everyone else. 42 00:01:50,644 --> 00:01:51,910 Why not us? 43 00:01:51,979 --> 00:01:53,212 [music ends] 44 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:55,414 - My God. 45 00:01:55,449 --> 00:01:57,115 That's it! 46 00:01:59,887 --> 00:02:01,997 ANNOUNCER: This Thanksgiving morning, 47 00:02:02,022 --> 00:02:05,057 lace up for holiday fun and tradition. 48 00:02:05,125 --> 00:02:08,560 It's the 28th annual South Park Turkey Trot. 49 00:02:08,629 --> 00:02:09,862 Sponsored by... 50 00:02:09,930 --> 00:02:11,463 Saudi Arabia! 51 00:02:11,532 --> 00:02:14,433 [Arabic music playing] 52 00:02:14,502 --> 00:02:18,070 ? ? 53 00:02:18,138 --> 00:02:20,706 It's a 5K race absolutely stuffed 54 00:02:20,808 --> 00:02:22,508 with Thanksgiving traditions. 55 00:02:22,610 --> 00:02:24,142 ? ? 56 00:02:24,143 --> 00:02:25,912 And the first one across the finish line 57 00:02:25,913 --> 00:02:28,580 wins their team $5,000! 58 00:02:28,649 --> 00:02:35,687 ? ? 59 00:02:35,789 --> 00:02:37,823 Sign up your team now! 60 00:02:37,892 --> 00:02:40,025 All ages are welcome! 61 00:02:40,026 --> 00:02:42,462 Disparaging remarks towards the Saudi Royal family 62 00:02:42,463 --> 00:02:44,229 are strictly prohibited. 63 00:02:44,298 --> 00:02:48,200 Start your Thanksgiving with this time-honored tradition. 64 00:02:48,269 --> 00:02:50,135 The South Park Turkey Trot. 65 00:02:50,204 --> 00:02:52,504 [singers vocalizing] 66 00:02:58,078 --> 00:03:00,245 - $5,000, you guys. 67 00:03:00,246 --> 00:03:01,848 The winner of this year's Turkey Trot 68 00:03:01,849 --> 00:03:04,349 gets $5,000 from Saudi Arabia. 69 00:03:04,350 --> 00:03:07,086 Like, if anybody's gonna get money from Saudi Arabia, 70 00:03:07,087 --> 00:03:08,420 it should be us. 71 00:03:08,489 --> 00:03:11,023 - [muffled speech] 72 00:03:11,024 --> 00:03:12,692 - And just one person has to win the race 73 00:03:12,693 --> 00:03:14,093 and your whole team gets the money? 74 00:03:14,094 --> 00:03:15,961 - Yeah! - Dude, that is crazy! 75 00:03:16,030 --> 00:03:17,663 - [muffled speech] 76 00:03:17,664 --> 00:03:19,532 - We should just get a bunch of kids on our team, 77 00:03:19,533 --> 00:03:21,467 and then the chances of one of us winning is way better. 78 00:03:21,468 --> 00:03:23,870 - Yeah, but then you gotta split the prize money more ways. 79 00:03:23,871 --> 00:03:25,203 - It's true, man. 80 00:03:25,272 --> 00:03:27,773 I say we keep our team to four, five runners, max. 81 00:03:27,841 --> 00:03:29,808 - Nobody said we wanted you on the team. 82 00:03:29,877 --> 00:03:31,276 Yeah, you kinda slow us down. 83 00:03:31,345 --> 00:03:32,844 - Oh, no, no, no, trust me. 84 00:03:32,913 --> 00:03:35,113 You want me on the racing team. 85 00:03:35,215 --> 00:03:37,883 I happen to be an expert in race science, you guys. 86 00:03:37,952 --> 00:03:41,386 I know a way to give our team an optimal winning advantage. 87 00:03:44,224 --> 00:03:45,274 - Tolkien! 88 00:03:45,275 --> 00:03:46,392 Hey, man. 89 00:03:46,393 --> 00:03:47,526 Listen, I was, uh- 90 00:03:47,527 --> 00:03:48,995 I was just wondering whose team 91 00:03:48,996 --> 00:03:51,331 you're thinking of being on for the big Turkey Trot. 92 00:03:51,332 --> 00:03:53,132 - Turkey Trot? - You know, the big footrace 93 00:03:53,133 --> 00:03:54,366 Thanksgiving morning? 94 00:03:54,435 --> 00:03:56,868 First place wins 5,000 bucks for his whole team. 95 00:03:56,937 --> 00:03:59,738 - Oh. I'm not really a runner. 96 00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:01,373 - Yeah, right. 97 00:04:01,374 --> 00:04:02,942 Of course you're a runner, Tolkien. 98 00:04:02,943 --> 00:04:04,943 Sorry, guys, just give me one second. 99 00:04:05,045 --> 00:04:07,179 - What the hell is he doing? - I don't know. 100 00:04:07,180 --> 00:04:08,348 - All right, look, Tolkien, 101 00:04:08,349 --> 00:04:10,148 I'm a racing science expert, OK? 102 00:04:10,217 --> 00:04:12,417 The data shows your race always wins races. 103 00:04:12,553 --> 00:04:13,986 [locker slams] 104 00:04:14,088 --> 00:04:15,854 Whoa, whoa, Tolkien. Tolkien. 105 00:04:15,923 --> 00:04:17,543 Come on, man, it's Thanksgiving. 106 00:04:17,544 --> 00:04:18,858 If you don't want to race for yourself, 107 00:04:18,859 --> 00:04:21,126 then do it for the needy- Kenny and Stan. 108 00:04:21,228 --> 00:04:23,729 I mean, Stan's family lost their home, dude. 109 00:04:23,730 --> 00:04:25,698 Those guys could really use the money, 110 00:04:25,699 --> 00:04:27,867 and all the analytics show that with you on the team, 111 00:04:27,868 --> 00:04:29,067 we can't lose. 112 00:04:29,136 --> 00:04:31,970 Could you-could you just do it for Thanksgiving? 113 00:04:32,039 --> 00:04:33,672 - All right, fine. 114 00:04:33,774 --> 00:04:35,641 - Yes? He said yes! 115 00:04:37,811 --> 00:04:40,445 [suspenseful music] 116 00:04:40,514 --> 00:04:42,481 - Jesus Christ, Mitch. 117 00:04:42,583 --> 00:04:45,684 A $5,000 prize for the Turkey Trot? 118 00:04:45,753 --> 00:04:48,387 Everyone in town is gonna want to do this race. 119 00:04:48,388 --> 00:04:51,024 - I was kind of thinking of signing the family up, sir. 120 00:04:51,025 --> 00:04:53,426 We could really use some of that Saudi Arabian dough. 121 00:04:53,427 --> 00:04:55,595 - Can't do it, Mitch. We're gonna be busy on race day. 122 00:04:55,596 --> 00:04:56,562 COP: Sir! 123 00:04:56,563 --> 00:04:58,064 The White house is calling again. 124 00:04:58,065 --> 00:04:59,932 They're demanding we release the prisoner. 125 00:04:59,933 --> 00:05:01,033 - Tell them we're busy. 126 00:05:01,034 --> 00:05:02,602 - But they said if we don't comply, 127 00:05:02,603 --> 00:05:04,137 they're gonna send in Pete Hegseth 128 00:05:04,138 --> 00:05:05,837 and the Department of War. 129 00:05:05,939 --> 00:05:08,240 - Who's Pete Hegseth? 130 00:05:14,081 --> 00:05:16,581 - Yeah! Yeah! 131 00:05:16,582 --> 00:05:20,486 Hey, what's up, guys? This is Pete Hegseth 132 00:05:20,487 --> 00:05:21,920 with the Department of War! 133 00:05:21,989 --> 00:05:25,179 We're here to infiltrate this police station and extract a POI 134 00:05:25,259 --> 00:05:28,193 'cause that's what we do! [barking] 135 00:05:29,496 --> 00:05:32,197 At ease, soldier! 136 00:05:32,198 --> 00:05:34,100 The President of the United States orders you 137 00:05:34,101 --> 00:05:37,002 to release custody of the prisoner to me immediately. 138 00:05:38,872 --> 00:05:42,607 - I warned you I had powerful friends. 139 00:05:42,676 --> 00:05:45,343 - Yeah, well, Totoro still has to be processed 140 00:05:45,412 --> 00:05:46,712 and seen by a judge. 141 00:05:46,713 --> 00:05:48,848 And we have a big Turkey Trot to deal with, 142 00:05:48,849 --> 00:05:50,115 so it's gonna be a few days. 143 00:05:50,184 --> 00:05:52,234 - Hey, man, I don't think you understand. 144 00:05:52,286 --> 00:05:55,187 You're messing with the Department of War! 145 00:05:55,222 --> 00:05:56,488 And we mean business. 146 00:05:56,557 --> 00:05:58,156 We don't stand down for anyone! 147 00:05:58,157 --> 00:05:59,492 Be sure to like and subscribe. 148 00:05:59,493 --> 00:06:01,363 All right, let's do this! [barking] 149 00:06:03,731 --> 00:06:06,832 - All right, I certainly don't want to tangle with you guys. 150 00:06:06,900 --> 00:06:09,610 How about you just push the secret button in the floor 151 00:06:09,670 --> 00:06:12,771 over here and the jail cell doors will all open. 152 00:06:12,772 --> 00:06:14,841 - The secret button? - Yeah, it's in the floor. 153 00:06:14,842 --> 00:06:15,875 Right there, you see it? 154 00:06:15,876 --> 00:06:18,677 It's right-there it is! - Ah, ah, ahh! 155 00:06:18,746 --> 00:06:21,146 - Now get your little bitch ass out of my town. 156 00:06:21,215 --> 00:06:22,781 - Oh, you- 157 00:06:22,850 --> 00:06:25,183 I dare you to do that again. 158 00:06:26,186 --> 00:06:28,053 [screams] 159 00:06:29,823 --> 00:06:32,858 [indistinct chatter] 160 00:06:38,866 --> 00:06:40,616 - OK, and did you already register 161 00:06:40,634 --> 00:06:42,067 your racing team online? 162 00:06:42,136 --> 00:06:44,369 - Yeah, it's, uh, Jimbo and Ned. 163 00:06:44,438 --> 00:06:47,072 We're racing with the Kiwanis Gun Club. 164 00:06:47,141 --> 00:06:48,573 - Yes, here you go. 165 00:06:48,574 --> 00:06:50,710 Good luck with the race, happy Thanksgiving, 166 00:06:50,711 --> 00:06:53,145 and [speaks Arabic]. 167 00:06:53,247 --> 00:06:56,548 - Uh, it's Mackey. Mr. Mackey, mmkay. 168 00:06:56,583 --> 00:06:59,117 OK, Mr. Mackey, and how many on your team? 169 00:06:59,186 --> 00:07:01,253 - Oh, I'm not on no team, mmkay. 170 00:07:01,288 --> 00:07:04,656 I need that sweet Saudi Arabian money all for myself. 171 00:07:04,657 --> 00:07:06,626 - All right, guys, we got our racing numbers. 172 00:07:06,627 --> 00:07:08,394 - Damn, dude, there's so many people signing up. 173 00:07:08,395 --> 00:07:09,629 How are we ever gonna win? 174 00:07:09,630 --> 00:07:10,596 - Don't worry, you guys, 175 00:07:10,597 --> 00:07:12,198 I've been scoping out the competition. 176 00:07:12,199 --> 00:07:14,000 That group over there is the Rotary Club. 177 00:07:14,001 --> 00:07:15,868 They won last year, but they're all, like, old now. 178 00:07:15,869 --> 00:07:17,936 - Over there is the City Pop Up team. 179 00:07:17,937 --> 00:07:19,605 The race science says they'll race smart, 180 00:07:19,606 --> 00:07:21,541 but not necessarily fast, so we're good there. 181 00:07:21,542 --> 00:07:22,741 WENDY: Oh, hey, Stan. 182 00:07:22,742 --> 00:07:24,343 You gonna do the Turkey Trot this year? 183 00:07:24,344 --> 00:07:25,911 - Yeah. You guys are too? 184 00:07:25,979 --> 00:07:28,380 - Hell yeah, we are! $5,000! 185 00:07:28,381 --> 00:07:30,349 - Oh, yeah, I'm sure all four of you ladies 186 00:07:30,350 --> 00:07:32,450 have a really awesome chance of winning. 187 00:07:32,519 --> 00:07:34,586 - There's actually five of us. 188 00:07:34,655 --> 00:07:36,188 - Hey, guys, what's up? 189 00:07:36,256 --> 00:07:38,356 [dramatic sting] 190 00:07:38,425 --> 00:07:40,392 - Well, we'll see you at the race. 191 00:07:40,460 --> 00:07:42,027 - All right, see ya! 192 00:07:42,129 --> 00:07:45,263 - They're teaching race science to girls now? 193 00:07:45,299 --> 00:07:47,666 What the hell kind of country are we living in? 194 00:07:49,636 --> 00:07:51,002 HEGSETH: Commitment! 195 00:07:51,104 --> 00:07:52,470 Strength! 196 00:07:52,573 --> 00:07:56,041 The ability to obliterate our enemies! 197 00:07:56,143 --> 00:07:58,977 That is the Department of War! 198 00:07:59,079 --> 00:08:01,379 What's up, guys? I'm Pete Hegseth. 199 00:08:01,481 --> 00:08:03,782 We're outside this woke liberal town 200 00:08:03,783 --> 00:08:05,985 that is actually defying our government, 201 00:08:05,986 --> 00:08:08,119 and nobody defies the Department of War! 202 00:08:08,188 --> 00:08:10,822 Pete Hegseth will do whatever it takes! 203 00:08:10,924 --> 00:08:13,358 I'm here to kick bubblegum and chew ass, 204 00:08:13,460 --> 00:08:15,293 and I'm all outta ass. 205 00:08:15,362 --> 00:08:17,996 I'll do whatever's necessary to get the job done! 206 00:08:17,997 --> 00:08:19,065 [phone ringing] 207 00:08:19,066 --> 00:08:20,365 Oh, yeah, look at that! 208 00:08:20,366 --> 00:08:23,002 That's the President of the United States calling me, 209 00:08:23,003 --> 00:08:24,003 right now! 210 00:08:24,004 --> 00:08:25,770 Yes, Mr. President? 211 00:08:25,839 --> 00:08:27,005 - Hegseth! 212 00:08:27,006 --> 00:08:28,574 What the [bleep] are you doing? 213 00:08:28,575 --> 00:08:30,442 Did you get Peter Thiel? 214 00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:33,011 No, sir, we were unable to extract the prisoner. 215 00:08:33,012 --> 00:08:36,015 We were met with resistance from the woke local police force. 216 00:08:36,016 --> 00:08:38,683 - God damn it, we gave you one job to do. 217 00:08:38,752 --> 00:08:41,519 We need Peter Thiel here at the White house. 218 00:08:41,622 --> 00:08:42,888 - Sir, yes, sir! 219 00:08:42,889 --> 00:08:45,224 I'm gonna need the full might of the Department of War! 220 00:08:45,225 --> 00:08:48,026 I'll need all our tanks and guns and dudes! 221 00:08:48,061 --> 00:08:49,327 - Then you've got it. 222 00:08:49,363 --> 00:08:52,364 Just get us the prisoner, no matter what it takes! 223 00:08:52,399 --> 00:08:53,698 - Hell yeah! 224 00:08:53,767 --> 00:08:56,434 - And Hegseth, don't just make a bunch of content. 225 00:08:56,503 --> 00:08:59,404 Like, actually go and do something. 226 00:08:59,405 --> 00:09:03,409 - [quietly] Be sure to like and subscribe, guys. 227 00:09:03,410 --> 00:09:06,244 Yes, sir, Mr. President! I will make this town pay! 228 00:09:07,381 --> 00:09:09,681 - God, he is such a douchebag. 229 00:09:09,750 --> 00:09:13,652 - All right, men, we'll have a full army here by tomorrow. 230 00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:15,754 And then that smalltown cop 231 00:09:15,822 --> 00:09:19,057 is gonna see he messed with the wrong guy. 232 00:09:28,318 --> 00:09:30,518 - It's the morning of the big race, 233 00:09:30,587 --> 00:09:33,121 and all of South Park appears to have turned out 234 00:09:33,190 --> 00:09:35,357 in the spirit of community. 235 00:09:35,358 --> 00:09:37,226 People are putting on their numbers 236 00:09:37,227 --> 00:09:40,662 and rocking out their festive costumes. 237 00:09:40,731 --> 00:09:42,430 I'm with Police Chief Harris, 238 00:09:42,499 --> 00:09:45,033 and Chief, your guys have been working overtime. 239 00:09:45,034 --> 00:09:46,802 - Yeah, well, we just want to make sure 240 00:09:46,803 --> 00:09:49,404 everyone has a safe Thanksgiving morning. 241 00:09:49,473 --> 00:09:52,140 We want people to stay hydrated and be responsible. 242 00:09:52,242 --> 00:09:54,075 Let's have a good Turkey Trot. 243 00:09:54,076 --> 00:09:55,878 - Now, of course, there's a lot of money on the line 244 00:09:55,879 --> 00:09:57,479 for the team of the race winner, 245 00:09:57,547 --> 00:10:01,016 and so some people are turning to race science. 246 00:10:01,017 --> 00:10:02,785 - That's right, you know, a lot of people these days 247 00:10:02,786 --> 00:10:04,219 want to debunk science. 248 00:10:04,220 --> 00:10:05,721 You know, vaccine's cause autism, 249 00:10:05,722 --> 00:10:07,255 jet fuel leaves chemtrails, 250 00:10:07,324 --> 00:10:10,158 but when it comes to racing science, it's science. 251 00:10:10,227 --> 00:10:14,129 - Certainly a lot of runners hoping to cash in today, 252 00:10:14,231 --> 00:10:17,599 so may the best turkey win. 253 00:10:17,654 --> 00:10:20,903 - All right, you guys ready to run? 254 00:10:20,904 --> 00:10:22,705 We got this. Come on, team, let's go! 255 00:10:22,706 --> 00:10:24,806 Where's Tolkien? - Oh, you didn't hear? 256 00:10:24,908 --> 00:10:26,007 - I didn't hear what? 257 00:10:26,076 --> 00:10:27,826 - Tolkien says he's not gonna race. 258 00:10:27,827 --> 00:10:31,080 - What do you mean Tolkien's not going to race? 259 00:10:31,081 --> 00:10:33,282 - He said because it's being sponsored by Saudi Arabia, 260 00:10:33,283 --> 00:10:35,184 he's bowing out for political reasons. 261 00:10:35,185 --> 00:10:37,385 - Are you [bleep] joking? - No. 262 00:10:37,454 --> 00:10:39,788 - God damn it, wait here! 263 00:10:40,857 --> 00:10:45,960 - Welcome, everyone to the 28th annual South Park Turkey Trot! 264 00:10:46,029 --> 00:10:47,896 [cheers and applause] 265 00:10:47,964 --> 00:10:49,798 This is a wonderful turnout, 266 00:10:49,866 --> 00:10:53,635 and I'm sure you'll all help me in thanking this year's sponsor, 267 00:10:53,737 --> 00:10:55,370 Saudi Arabia! 268 00:10:55,472 --> 00:10:58,206 [cheers and applause] 269 00:11:02,379 --> 00:11:03,812 - Holy shit! 270 00:11:06,383 --> 00:11:09,451 Holy shit, we've got an Antifa uprising! 271 00:11:09,519 --> 00:11:11,886 All right, Department of War, listen up! 272 00:11:11,955 --> 00:11:14,789 The people of this town are starting an insurrection! 273 00:11:14,825 --> 00:11:18,893 But they will not stand in the way of us getting our man! 274 00:11:18,962 --> 00:11:20,829 [knocking on door] 275 00:11:20,931 --> 00:11:22,564 ERIC: Tolkien! 276 00:11:22,632 --> 00:11:24,366 Tolkien? 277 00:11:24,367 --> 00:11:25,401 Tolkien! 278 00:11:25,402 --> 00:11:26,835 [banging on door] 279 00:11:26,903 --> 00:11:28,002 [door opens] 280 00:11:28,191 --> 00:11:31,507 Dude, what the hell are you doing? 281 00:11:31,508 --> 00:11:32,774 - Playing "Arc Raiders." 282 00:11:32,775 --> 00:11:34,076 - The guys said you're not gonna race 283 00:11:34,077 --> 00:11:35,911 because it's being sponsored by Saudi Arabia? 284 00:11:35,912 --> 00:11:37,645 - Yeah, just doesn't feel right. 285 00:11:37,748 --> 00:11:39,381 - "It doesn't feel right"? 286 00:11:39,483 --> 00:11:42,984 - Yeah, doesn't feel right. - "It doesn't feel right"? 287 00:11:42,985 --> 00:11:44,954 What, Tolkien, you don't like that Saudi Arabia 288 00:11:44,955 --> 00:11:46,188 is buying American stuff? 289 00:11:46,189 --> 00:11:47,990 They're trying to be progressive, OK? 290 00:11:47,991 --> 00:11:49,992 You want them to go back to what they were doing? 291 00:11:49,993 --> 00:11:52,161 You want Saudi Arabia to just go back to cutting people up 292 00:11:52,162 --> 00:11:54,296 and paying Kevin Hart? Is that what you want? 293 00:11:54,297 --> 00:11:55,530 - I can't see the screen. 294 00:11:55,531 --> 00:11:57,133 - Tolkien, you can't whine about a country 295 00:11:57,134 --> 00:11:58,934 trying to come into the 21st century. 296 00:11:58,935 --> 00:12:01,570 Them wanting to help pay for American things is good. 297 00:12:01,571 --> 00:12:03,672 'Cause guess what? If Saudi Arabia is out 298 00:12:03,673 --> 00:12:04,874 paying for sporting events, 299 00:12:04,875 --> 00:12:06,041 they're not out hacking up reporters 300 00:12:06,042 --> 00:12:08,410 and inviting Pete Davidson to come do comedy. 301 00:12:16,086 --> 00:12:19,087 - All right, everyone, on your mark... 302 00:12:25,695 --> 00:12:27,729 Get set... 303 00:12:36,373 --> 00:12:37,423 [gunshot] 304 00:12:37,441 --> 00:12:38,807 - Holy shit! 305 00:12:38,875 --> 00:12:40,975 Shots fired! Shots fired! 306 00:12:41,044 --> 00:12:44,679 Get set up over there! We need content! Now! 307 00:12:44,748 --> 00:12:47,278 What's up, guys? Pete Hegseth, Department of War. 308 00:12:47,317 --> 00:12:48,883 We are being fired upon! 309 00:12:48,952 --> 00:12:51,786 There's an uprising here. Some kind of insurrection. 310 00:12:51,888 --> 00:12:53,888 Make sure to like and subscribe! 311 00:12:53,990 --> 00:12:56,991 [indistinct happy chatter] 312 00:12:56,992 --> 00:13:00,529 - You can hear the liberal terrorists 313 00:13:00,530 --> 00:13:02,764 all screaming and chanting behind us. 314 00:13:02,833 --> 00:13:04,265 We're gonna take 'em on! 315 00:13:04,266 --> 00:13:06,035 Just another day in the Department of War! 316 00:13:06,036 --> 00:13:07,101 Let's move out! 317 00:13:07,137 --> 00:13:09,237 - Did you know that since 2018, 318 00:13:09,238 --> 00:13:11,907 they actually allow women to drive in Saudi Arabia? 319 00:13:11,908 --> 00:13:14,442 They allow women to drive! 320 00:13:14,511 --> 00:13:17,745 It's like practically a lesbian utopia over there. 321 00:13:17,746 --> 00:13:20,316 - Can you please just let me enjoy my Thanksgiving morning? 322 00:13:20,317 --> 00:13:22,785 - Oh, yeah, sure, who cares about lesbian utopia? 323 00:13:22,786 --> 00:13:24,919 Not Tolkien. Tolkien wants Saudi Arabia 324 00:13:24,920 --> 00:13:26,789 to just keep chopping off gay people's heads. 325 00:13:26,790 --> 00:13:28,356 That's way better, isn't it? 326 00:13:28,425 --> 00:13:31,192 You're being a dick, bro. - Go away. 327 00:13:31,260 --> 00:13:34,797 - All right, Tolkien, you know what? 328 00:13:34,798 --> 00:13:36,865 Fine. If you really don't want to be 329 00:13:36,933 --> 00:13:40,301 a part of our country embracing Saudi Arabia's desire to change, 330 00:13:40,403 --> 00:13:42,337 then we don't need you. 331 00:13:46,676 --> 00:13:48,109 - Hey! 332 00:13:49,012 --> 00:13:51,112 Hey, gimme back my Xbox! 333 00:13:51,181 --> 00:13:53,715 - Come get it, asshole! 334 00:13:54,985 --> 00:13:57,986 [footsteps thudding] 335 00:14:01,625 --> 00:14:02,790 - Come on. 336 00:14:02,859 --> 00:14:04,926 Come on, we gotta get that money. 337 00:14:04,927 --> 00:14:07,997 - The rioting terrorists appear to be advancing 338 00:14:07,998 --> 00:14:09,631 north, northeast. 339 00:14:09,666 --> 00:14:11,199 Our plan, gentlemen, 340 00:14:11,268 --> 00:14:14,469 is to intercept them at this location here, 341 00:14:14,504 --> 00:14:17,205 and get as much content as we possibly can. 342 00:14:17,307 --> 00:14:20,575 It's quite possible we'll also be needing to get content 343 00:14:20,644 --> 00:14:22,443 in this area, so be ready. 344 00:14:22,512 --> 00:14:25,446 Third Battalion, you'll be posting up here. 345 00:14:25,515 --> 00:14:28,483 I want you posting on Instagram and Twitter. 346 00:14:28,552 --> 00:14:30,184 Alpha Team post here. 347 00:14:30,287 --> 00:14:32,020 Bravo Team content there. 348 00:14:32,122 --> 00:14:35,056 [tires squealing] 349 00:14:35,125 --> 00:14:36,991 - All right, everyone, stand by. 350 00:14:37,093 --> 00:14:38,593 At ease, soldier. 351 00:14:38,594 --> 00:14:40,362 We heard there's a civilian uprising. 352 00:14:40,363 --> 00:14:42,631 - Yeah, we don't need Homeland Security's help. 353 00:14:42,632 --> 00:14:44,465 We got it. - We're just here to assist 354 00:14:44,534 --> 00:14:45,633 in any way we can. 355 00:14:45,702 --> 00:14:47,602 That's what Homeland Security does. 356 00:14:47,603 --> 00:14:49,405 Be sure to like and subscribe, guys. 357 00:14:49,406 --> 00:14:51,272 We've got a- - Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 358 00:14:51,341 --> 00:14:52,874 This is not your content. 359 00:14:52,976 --> 00:14:56,044 Everyone like and subscribe to Department of War! 360 00:14:56,112 --> 00:14:59,180 [cheering] 361 00:15:03,920 --> 00:15:06,754 - [panting] 362 00:15:06,890 --> 00:15:08,222 - Come on. Come on. 363 00:15:08,325 --> 00:15:10,458 You got this. I got it. 364 00:15:10,560 --> 00:15:13,728 [cheering] 365 00:15:13,763 --> 00:15:17,298 - [panting] 366 00:15:17,400 --> 00:15:20,401 - God damn it! Gimme my Xbox! 367 00:15:20,470 --> 00:15:24,105 - Tolkien, how can you not catch up to me? 368 00:15:24,174 --> 00:15:25,907 [pants] 369 00:15:26,009 --> 00:15:28,710 You're not even trying! 370 00:15:28,812 --> 00:15:30,311 - I am trying! 371 00:15:30,413 --> 00:15:34,482 I told you, I'm not a runner! 372 00:15:34,551 --> 00:15:35,917 - Yes, you are! 373 00:15:35,986 --> 00:15:39,487 Will you stop [bleep] around? 374 00:15:50,684 --> 00:15:54,719 [all cheering] 375 00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:56,588 - Homeland Security to Department of War. 376 00:15:56,589 --> 00:15:59,590 The protestors are headed your way. 377 00:15:59,693 --> 00:16:01,626 - Stand down, Homeland Security. 378 00:16:01,728 --> 00:16:03,061 This is our content. 379 00:16:03,163 --> 00:16:04,595 - There's too many of 'em! 380 00:16:04,698 --> 00:16:07,899 [dog barking] 381 00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:10,935 [gunfire] [dog whimpers] 382 00:16:11,037 --> 00:16:14,605 [all cheering] 383 00:16:16,242 --> 00:16:17,675 - Here they come. 384 00:16:17,744 --> 00:16:20,278 Everyone, hold your positions! 385 00:16:20,347 --> 00:16:22,880 Department of War will not be intimidated! 386 00:16:22,949 --> 00:16:26,250 [all cheering] 387 00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:28,286 Hold. 388 00:16:29,756 --> 00:16:31,989 Hold! 389 00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:36,527 Fire the tear gas! Yeah! 390 00:16:36,596 --> 00:16:37,829 [cannister clatters] 391 00:16:37,897 --> 00:16:41,099 [all shouting and coughing] 392 00:16:42,802 --> 00:16:45,136 - [coughing] Dude. 393 00:16:45,137 --> 00:16:46,672 Dude, which way are we supposed to go? 394 00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:49,640 - [coughing] I can't-I can't see nothing. 395 00:16:49,743 --> 00:16:53,211 - [coughing] 396 00:16:53,313 --> 00:16:55,113 - Tolkien? Tolkien! 397 00:16:55,181 --> 00:16:57,982 - [coughing] Where the hell did you go? 398 00:17:01,321 --> 00:17:04,455 [distant booming and shouting] 399 00:17:12,766 --> 00:17:14,999 [bell dings] - [coughing] 400 00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:17,201 What the hell's going on? 401 00:17:17,237 --> 00:17:18,302 - We don't know. 402 00:17:18,303 --> 00:17:20,139 - Well, how the hell are we supposed to race 403 00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:21,340 if they've blocked the road? 404 00:17:21,341 --> 00:17:23,074 [thudding] 405 00:17:23,176 --> 00:17:25,777 [squeaking] 406 00:17:25,845 --> 00:17:27,578 - Look, all I know is that 407 00:17:27,579 --> 00:17:30,416 the Stotch family is in big financial trouble this year. 408 00:17:30,417 --> 00:17:32,250 We have to reach that finish line. 409 00:17:32,318 --> 00:17:35,086 - You think you [bleep]? We gotta pay tariff! 410 00:17:35,155 --> 00:17:37,321 That prize money is our only chance. 411 00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:39,991 - Does anyone have a Turkey Trot route map? 412 00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:41,592 - Yeah, I've got one here. 413 00:17:41,661 --> 00:17:42,741 - All right, let's see. 414 00:17:44,864 --> 00:17:47,031 So if this area's all blocked off, 415 00:17:47,032 --> 00:17:49,001 then our best chance at getting to the finish line 416 00:17:49,002 --> 00:17:50,334 is detouring through here. 417 00:17:50,370 --> 00:17:53,337 - No, no, we should go this way through the underpass. 418 00:17:53,338 --> 00:17:55,674 BUTTERS' DAD: Are you crazy? That's too much of a shortcut. 419 00:17:55,675 --> 00:17:57,442 We could get disqualified. 420 00:17:57,510 --> 00:18:00,812 - All that matters is that it's OK with Saudi Arabia. 421 00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:04,482 Would going this way be OK with Saudi Arabia? 422 00:18:04,551 --> 00:18:07,952 - There's no way to be sure what Saudi Arabia wants. 423 00:18:08,021 --> 00:18:11,088 All I know is, I need their money. 424 00:18:11,191 --> 00:18:14,725 So I'm gonna go out there and take my chances. 425 00:18:14,794 --> 00:18:17,762 ['80s rock music] 426 00:18:17,864 --> 00:18:19,797 ? ? 427 00:18:19,866 --> 00:18:20,916 - What's up, guys? 428 00:18:20,917 --> 00:18:22,434 Pete Hegseth, Department of War. 429 00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:24,403 We've got the Narco terrorists on the run 430 00:18:24,404 --> 00:18:25,970 and we're gonna take 'em out. 431 00:18:26,039 --> 00:18:28,372 Yeah! 432 00:18:28,408 --> 00:18:34,479 - ? Pete Hegseth is a [bleep] douche ? 433 00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:40,551 ? Pete Hegseth is a [bleep] douche ? 434 00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:41,953 ? Acting like a tough guy ? 435 00:18:42,055 --> 00:18:46,657 ? Posting it around the world ? 436 00:18:46,759 --> 00:18:48,092 ? Making lots of content ? 437 00:18:48,194 --> 00:18:52,530 ? Like a little teenage girl ? 438 00:18:52,599 --> 00:18:59,237 ? Pete Hegseth's a [bleep] douche ? 439 00:18:59,305 --> 00:19:03,541 ? Pete Hegseth is a [bleep] douche ? 440 00:19:03,610 --> 00:19:06,777 [gunfire] 441 00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:08,012 [siren blips] 442 00:19:11,184 --> 00:19:13,584 - All right, buddy. 443 00:19:13,585 --> 00:19:15,220 I don't know what you think you're doing, 444 00:19:15,221 --> 00:19:18,389 but I'm pretty sure I told you to get the hell out of my town. 445 00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:20,291 - [scoffs] Oh, yeah? 446 00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:22,860 Well, what do you think you're gonna do about it? 447 00:19:22,929 --> 00:19:25,530 [dramatic music] 448 00:19:25,598 --> 00:19:28,499 - Hello? 449 00:19:28,568 --> 00:19:30,468 Hello? 450 00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:31,736 Anybody? 451 00:19:31,804 --> 00:19:32,970 - Give me my Xbox! 452 00:19:33,072 --> 00:19:34,505 CARTMAN: Ah! 453 00:19:38,111 --> 00:19:40,077 What is your problem, man? 454 00:19:40,146 --> 00:19:42,616 You could've made this an amazing Thanksgiving. 455 00:19:42,649 --> 00:19:46,117 [coughs] For Stan. For Kenny. 456 00:19:46,152 --> 00:19:48,286 But you just wanna play games. 457 00:19:48,354 --> 00:19:50,555 - [coughs] For the last time, 458 00:19:50,623 --> 00:19:53,491 just because I'm Black doesn't mean I run fast! 459 00:19:53,593 --> 00:19:55,993 - Yes, you do. 460 00:19:55,994 --> 00:19:58,330 You just weren't trying because you have a problem 461 00:19:58,331 --> 00:20:00,666 with Saudia Arabia joining the global community. 462 00:20:00,667 --> 00:20:02,834 - That has nothing to do with you being a racist. 463 00:20:02,835 --> 00:20:04,168 - Oh, I'm a racist? 464 00:20:04,237 --> 00:20:05,670 You want Saudi Arabia 465 00:20:05,671 --> 00:20:07,973 to just keep stuffing journalists into suitcases, 466 00:20:07,974 --> 00:20:09,140 but I'm the racist! 467 00:20:09,242 --> 00:20:11,175 - I'm going home. 468 00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:13,144 - OK, fine, forget it. 469 00:20:13,145 --> 00:20:14,746 TOLKIEN: Yeah, I will forget it! 470 00:20:14,747 --> 00:20:16,614 And I can think whatever I want! 471 00:20:16,683 --> 00:20:18,182 - OK, you're right, Tolkien. 472 00:20:18,284 --> 00:20:19,484 - Yeah, I know I'm right! 473 00:20:19,519 --> 00:20:20,618 - OK, that's cool. 474 00:20:20,619 --> 00:20:21,987 Have a good Thanksgiving, man. 475 00:20:21,988 --> 00:20:23,322 - I will have a good Thanksgiving 476 00:20:23,323 --> 00:20:25,324 'cause I won't be listening to your stupid bullshit! 477 00:20:25,325 --> 00:20:26,824 - Yep, sounds good. 478 00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:28,943 Enjoy the holidays with your loved ones. 479 00:20:36,703 --> 00:20:38,936 - Oh, God damn it. 480 00:20:39,038 --> 00:20:41,372 - Yes! Race science! 481 00:20:41,441 --> 00:20:43,240 Race science! 482 00:20:43,376 --> 00:20:46,844 [triumphant music] 483 00:20:46,913 --> 00:20:49,714 - On behalf of the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia 484 00:20:49,782 --> 00:20:53,784 and His Royal Highness Mohammed bin Salman Al Saud, 485 00:20:53,886 --> 00:20:56,420 this year's Turkey Trot grand prize 486 00:20:56,489 --> 00:20:59,457 goes to the team of South Park's very own 487 00:20:59,525 --> 00:21:00,958 Tolkien Black! 488 00:21:01,027 --> 00:21:02,827 [upbeat Saudi Arabian music] 489 00:21:02,895 --> 00:21:06,430 [camera shutters clicking] 490 00:21:06,499 --> 00:21:08,499 - We did it, dude. 491 00:21:08,568 --> 00:21:10,868 HARRIS: It's right there. You see it? 492 00:21:10,937 --> 00:21:13,571 It's right there! - [screams] 493 00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:15,339 - There you go. Almost there. 494 00:21:15,408 --> 00:21:16,907 - [screams] 495 00:21:19,245 --> 00:21:20,578 [screams] 496 00:21:20,647 --> 00:21:22,113 [door slams] 497 00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:25,833 - All right, guys, that about wraps it up. 498 00:21:25,885 --> 00:21:27,818 Let's get home and eat some turkey. 499 00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:29,420 - You son of a bitch! 500 00:21:29,455 --> 00:21:31,322 The president will come for us! 501 00:21:31,391 --> 00:21:33,257 - Yeah, maybe so. 502 00:21:33,326 --> 00:21:35,726 Judge will see you Monday. 503 00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:36,927 [ominous music] 504 00:21:37,030 --> 00:21:39,463 - South Park's gonna pay for this. 505 00:21:39,565 --> 00:21:41,799 They're all gonna pay. 506 00:21:44,103 --> 00:21:47,004 [theme music] 507 00:21:47,073 --> 00:22:03,203 ? ? 508 00:22:03,253 --> 00:22:07,803 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 36807

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