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At this very moment,
young Olive Snook...
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...was nine years, 39 weeks,
19 hours, 59 minutes old...
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...and dressed to the nines.
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Though she looked
the picture of perfection...
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...young Olive felt
the very picture of neglection.
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The party in full swing...
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...was the cause of
herparents' current distraction.
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But young Olive
learned a lesson long ago.
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She learned her mother and father
did not need a diversion...
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...to be distracted from their daughter.
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Young Olive dreamed of a life
where she was actively loved...
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...and only occasionally ignored.
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As happens often with Olive Snook,
her dreams came true.
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Just not quite how she intended.
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According to herparents' testimony...
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...young Olive Snook had been
stolen away in a stolen vehicle...
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...by dangerous car thieves
and kidnappers...
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...Jerry Holmes
and Roy "Buster" Bustamante.
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Their daughter was held for one day,
one hour and 11 minutes...
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...before Jerry and Buster
made their first ransom call.
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Distraught and heartbroken...
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...Olive's parents agreed to pay
the undisclosed sum...
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...and contacted the police.
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The police then set a trap.
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The little
girl/futurejockeyipie-waitress-to-be...
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...watched as her abductors
walked into the trap.
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Jerry Holmes and Buster Bustamante
were sentenced to 25 years to life.
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8264 hash marks on a wall later...
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...Jerry Holmes
and Buster Bustamante...
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...busted out of the big house
with only one person on their mind:
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Olive Snook...
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...who was, at this very moment,
hanging from the pie-maker she loved...
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...who could never love her,
or so she thought.
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I'm sorry you never looked at me
the same way you look at Chuck.
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I wouldn't say never.
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Confused not by the particulars
but by this particular usage...
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...Olive read about sentence structure
and the use of the double negative.
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And with passive-aggressive panache,
broached the subject with the Pie-Maker.
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Try this one again.
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I definitely don't hate it.
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- What?
- Just what I said.
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- Means you like it?
- You tell me.
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Wasn't less tasty than Kick-in-kumquat,
but more unfulfilling than Amade-quince.
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I don't like giving
funny names to the pies.
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Does it not seem disrespectful?
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- There you go. You did it again.
- What did I do again?
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Are you okay? You've been acting
a little unusual.
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I got stress from the cliff dive that
almost turned us into canyon patties.
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We're safe now, Olive.
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I know, but the whole thing keeps
repeating on me like a broken record...
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...or Mexican food.
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You know,
the more you face your trauma...
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...the less power it has over you.
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Okay, so there we were,
about to die...
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Get down, Olive.
You're gonna hurt yourself.
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That's right, Ned.
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Oh, I'm slipping.
I can't hold on much longer.
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If there's anything to say,
now would be the time.
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Speak in declarative only, using
affirmative or comparative modifiers.
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People are eating pie.
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Ding dong, Daddy.
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Ding dong. That is heaven.
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Pearway to Heaven. It's new.
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Now that I'm out of dead-waking
and back to pie-baking...
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...and no longer touching dead fruit,
I can eat my own pie.
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- I'm gonna get fat.
- While you're busy getting fat...
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...there's a dead lady getting
fished out of the fountain.
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I got a good feeling about it.
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Ambulance sirens blaring,
and I got my chasing shoes on.
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You don't want to untie
those apron strings...
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...and lace up those chasing laces?
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My apron is staying on
with its strings securely tied...
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...in a double-figure-eight knot.
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I for one... And you should be for two.
...am supportive of your decision.
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Because that's what friends do.
They support each other.
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Look here.
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Zappity-zap nearly turned
things to crappity-crap...
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...on account of dead girl
and her digging up dead Daddy.
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I apologize for that.
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I wanna lead a normal life
of a guy who just makes pies.
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Who wants to be Superman? Not me.
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I say no to "super" and yes to "man."
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I'm Clark Kent.
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Well, that's
just downright crap-tastic, Clark.
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I now have a large amount of work to do
on account of no one here...
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...wants to touch a dead lady
so I can ask who killed her.
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Emerson, Emerson. What about me?
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No conversation I want to have
begins with those words.
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- I got work to do.
- Work you don't have to do alone.
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I mean, I may not be Superman,
but I'm smart and I'm helpful.
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I mean,
maybe I could be your sidekick.
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The Alive-Again Avenger, back from
the dead to solve her own murder and...
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...stayed to bring justice
to murder victims...
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...with the help of a crusty,
streetwise gumshoe.
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- That would make me the sidekick.
- I'm good either way.
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All right then, sidekick avenger.
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Since we no longer have Superman
and his super finger...
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...let me let you know
this is an entirely different ball game.
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- This game is all about the hustle.
- I love the hustle.
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Body's identified off an employee ID
from Dicker's Department Store...
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...as Erin Embry.
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What's that smell? It's like Aunt Lily
on a Sunday... Like Mom on a Sunday.
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Single-malt Scotch. Something
I could use a shot of right now.
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Cops think this was an accident.
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Woman still in the holiday spirit
guzzles too many spirits.
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Does a Gene Kelly around the rosy,
slips, bonks her noggin...
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- ...ends up in the fountain.
- Froze when the temperature dipped.
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This is just a great big waste of my time.
Ain't no case here.
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I'm not done with the hustle.
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Well, you're gonna be dancing
by yourself.
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But instead of dancing by herself...
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...Chuck found another partner
to hold her hand...
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...in the only way he could.
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Winter is my new best friend.
We should move to the South Pole.
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I don't know if they need pie
in the South Pole.
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Puts a wrinkle
in my freshly starched life...
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...as a normal guy who makes pies.
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I'd give it up
if I could hold your hand.
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- What, the pie or the normal?
- Either.
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I'd prefer to have my pie
and normal it too.
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- Where are we going?
- Dicker's Department Store.
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That poor girl Erin Embry was murdered,
and she used to work in Dicker's.
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Murdered?
I thought her death was an accident.
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They dismiss murders as accidents
every day. They could have dismissed...
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...my murder as an accident,
said that I slipped and fell overboard...
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...as opposed to what really happened.
I was strangled and thrown overboard.
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- Is this Dicker's Department Store?
- Mm-hm.
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That is just like the fountain
where Erin died.
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That mannequin is wearing
the exact same dress Erin was wearing...
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...and the same shoes.
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This is the scene of the crime.
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- Hey, the Alive-Again Avenger. Yay.
- Yay.
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Let's find Emerson
and tell him Erin's murder...
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...is displayed
in Dicker's Department Store.
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I'm not an avenger. I'm a pie maker.
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I'm not gonna pretend to be
something I'm not.
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I'm gonna go to the Pie Hole,
make my moniker proud.
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I'm gonna go and avenge
and make my moniker proud.
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Who needs a Superman?
You're my hero.
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While the Pie-Maker
lingered on his Alive-Again Avenger...
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...Randy Mann, a taxidermist
who once paid for friends...
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...came to the Pie Hole bearing a gift.
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But said gift
wasn't the first priority of his visit.
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- Hi ho, pie bro.
- Who you calling "ho"?
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Oh, Randy Mann.
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Miss Olive,
I meant no offense by that "ho."
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The intent was to be jolly,
not derogatory.
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- Is the Pie-Maker present?
- Uh-uh.
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No? I'll wait.
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- Can I get you a slice of pie?
- One slice of everything please.
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Starting with your favorite of the day.
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I don't think
eating that much food is wise.
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Are those the birds Ned had you stuff?
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Yeah, birthday present
for his magician brothers.
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- Wow.
- Wow's good, right?
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- Wow means you like it?
- Yeah.
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Boy, you sure do turn
those birds around fast.
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When starting a new business...
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...it's important
not to keep the customer waiting.
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More important to Randy Mann...
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...was keeping himself from waiting
to see Olive Snook.
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And he wasn't the only person
who couldn't wait to see Olive Snook.
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Jiminy convicts. Those are the guys that
kidnapped me when I was a little girl.
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- Snook.
- Snook.
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Olive Snook had closed early...
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...but not due to a lackadaisical
work ethic or lack of patrons.
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Oh, my God, Randy...
Olive, did you hit him?
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- Did she hit you?
- No, he hit me.
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I got a low platelet count
and 0 percent body fat.
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That's a one-two punch for bruising.
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That'd be funny if I hadn't been the one
who got punched.
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I told you not to do it.
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Sucker punch. Yeah, sucker punch...
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Take it easy, tough guy.
Could've been a whole lot worse.
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- Olive, who are these guys?
- Who are any of us, really?
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They're her childhood kidnappers.
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They weren't exactly kidnappers.
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What they were exactly was this:
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Jerry and Buster were petty thieves,
but they were not kidnappers.
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They were in the wrong car
at the wrong time...
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...and were not alone.
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Young Olive Snook had stowed away
in their recently stolen car...
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...hoping the old adage "absence makes
the heart grow fonder"...
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...would teach her neglectful parents
a lesson.
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Jerry and Buster wanted to return
the little girl to herparents right away.
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What's your name, pickle?
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But despite their attempts,
she refused to tell them her name.
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Their argument was hushed
so young Olive would not hear...
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...that repeated calls to her parents
had gone unanswered.
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And so as not to disturb
Olive's love of cartoons.
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The two days,
12 hours and 19 minutes...
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...young Olive Snook spent with
Jerry Holmes and Buster Bustamante...
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...were the best 2 days, 12 hours
and 19 minutes ofher young life.
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It was also the best of theirs.
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After explaining the situation,
the two men realized...
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...young Olive's parents
hadn't even known she was gone.
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They confronted the Snooks
on their derelict parenting skills.
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Mom and Dad Snook took umbrage
and called the authorities.
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As it was their word
against the word of two petty thieves...
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...the now-accused kidnappers
were sent away...
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...for the maximum
the law would allow.
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Knowing what she'd lost
the minute they were gone...
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...young Olive vowed to keep in touch.
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She wrote them every week
and never forgot...
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...and they, in turn, never forgot her.
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- Did you guys just get out?
- Just.
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Escaped. The word that's supposed
to follow that "just" is "escaped."
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He's holding a grudge over the shiner.
A grudge-holder, huh?
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It's wonderful
that you came to see me.
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It won't be when the police
come for ex-cons...
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...and happen upon other ex-people
we rather they didn't.
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Which is why we need our Snook here
to help get us across the border.
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It's the least I can do.
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You never should have gone to jail,
but no one would believe me.
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- What do we always say about the past?
- It makes an ass out of you and me.
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Back to escaped from jail? Am I
the only one who finds that troubling?
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- Who's the worrywart?
- That's Ned. He owns the place.
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- The Pie-Maker?
- Boys...
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Nudge your grudge off of that stool,
crankypants...
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...so I can get a look
at the baker man...
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...who's gonna marry our little girl.
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- But I thought you were...?
- Actually...
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Olive.
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Olive.
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Me and Olive...
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The Pie-Maker considered how
the truth would humiliate Olive...
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...and devastate the two sweet men,
whose only happiness came...
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...from knowing
the little girl they loved most...
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00:12:26,956 --> 00:12:30,209
...was loved most by the Pie-Maker.
So he said...
230
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Me and Olive...
231
00:12:34,171 --> 00:12:36,548
...love each other very much.
232
00:12:37,633 --> 00:12:41,720
And once again,
Olive's dream came true.
233
00:12:41,887 --> 00:12:45,599
Just not quite how she intended.
234
00:12:47,977 --> 00:12:51,188
Olive told me about Jerry and Buster
during our late-night talks.
235
00:12:51,355 --> 00:12:55,025
We usually talk about Olive,
because I'm a kind of all-or-nothing girl.
236
00:12:55,192 --> 00:12:57,778
Since I can't tell her the truth,
it's mostly...
237
00:12:59,280 --> 00:13:02,366
Little peewee bother to mention
she told papa number one and two...
238
00:13:02,533 --> 00:13:04,827
...that your man ain't your man,
he's hers.
239
00:13:04,994 --> 00:13:06,537
No, she didn't.
240
00:13:06,704 --> 00:13:08,831
Loaning pie-boyfriend
to your bestie...
241
00:13:08,998 --> 00:13:11,041
...to pull the wool
over papa's peepers...
242
00:13:11,208 --> 00:13:13,544
...gives a bad idea the will to live.
243
00:13:13,711 --> 00:13:16,297
That's why I'm peeved.
I can't avenge when I'm peeved.
244
00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:18,966
You're no good to me
focusing on your lady peeves.
245
00:13:19,133 --> 00:13:22,261
Now Ned and Olive
are on a romantic run to the border.
246
00:13:22,428 --> 00:13:25,306
Actually, I don't know why I'm upset.
It's just for one day.
247
00:13:25,472 --> 00:13:28,350
- I'm being ridiculous.
- That can happen in a day.
248
00:13:28,517 --> 00:13:30,811
So is this the final repose
of Erin Embry?
249
00:13:30,978 --> 00:13:34,315
- That's my theory.
- Nice hustle, sidekick avenger.
250
00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:37,276
Looks to me Erin Embry
was more than some spritzer girl...
251
00:13:37,443 --> 00:13:40,446
- ...annoying folks with perfume.
- Erin wasn't annoying people.
252
00:13:40,612 --> 00:13:42,781
She was dazzling them
with fantastic worlds...
253
00:13:42,948 --> 00:13:45,451
...within the proscenium arch
of the window frame.
254
00:13:45,617 --> 00:13:48,662
- Erin Embry dressed this window?
- Along with Coco Juniper.
255
00:13:48,829 --> 00:13:52,624
Although it was common knowledge that
Erin was the one with the true talent.
256
00:13:52,791 --> 00:13:56,503
Erin could do things with a mannequin
Coco could never do.
257
00:13:56,670 --> 00:13:59,340
- Who in the hell are you people?
- We're devotees.
258
00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:02,343
Fans of Erin
and, to a lesser extent, Coco's.
259
00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:06,638
But we prefer the term devotees.
260
00:14:07,431 --> 00:14:10,559
Any of these devotees
seem a little overly devoted?
261
00:14:10,726 --> 00:14:14,063
Appropriately devoted,
but overly devastated by Erin's death.
262
00:14:14,229 --> 00:14:15,689
Which is soon to be avenged.
263
00:14:15,856 --> 00:14:18,692
If the Alive-Again Avenger
hustles this case to fruition...
264
00:14:18,859 --> 00:14:20,569
- ...am I still the sidekick?
- Yes.
265
00:14:20,736 --> 00:14:22,988
If the Alive-Again Avenger
wanted to hustle...
266
00:14:23,155 --> 00:14:24,698
...she'd get me paid.
267
00:14:28,452 --> 00:14:31,080
- Is it true? Erin was murdered?
- Murdered?
268
00:14:31,246 --> 00:14:34,333
That's what he said.
Isn't that Emerson Cod?
269
00:14:34,500 --> 00:14:37,294
Why would he be here
if there was no foul play?
270
00:14:37,461 --> 00:14:39,296
Why, if there was no foul play?
271
00:14:39,463 --> 00:14:42,383
I'd give my last nickel
to find out what happened to Erin...
272
00:14:42,549 --> 00:14:45,094
- ...and bring that killer to justice.
- Yeah.
273
00:14:45,260 --> 00:14:46,970
- Me too.
- Me too.
274
00:14:47,137 --> 00:14:48,389
We all would.
275
00:14:54,770 --> 00:14:57,606
Welcome to Dicker's.
I'm Dick Dicker, owner and proprietor.
276
00:14:57,773 --> 00:14:59,775
What can I help you fine folks
find today?
277
00:14:59,983 --> 00:15:01,610
A new frilly frock for the missis?
278
00:15:01,777 --> 00:15:04,822
A bespoke pinstripe
from the B and T section for you, sir?
279
00:15:04,988 --> 00:15:06,240
Pocket square, may-haps?
280
00:15:06,407 --> 00:15:08,700
Name's Emerson Cod.
I'm a private investigator.
281
00:15:08,867 --> 00:15:12,496
My associate and I were hired
to look into Erin Embry's death.
282
00:15:14,248 --> 00:15:17,501
I'm confused. Why would you be hired
to look into something...
283
00:15:17,668 --> 00:15:20,003
...that the police decided
was an accident?
284
00:15:20,170 --> 00:15:21,630
A tragic one at that.
285
00:15:21,797 --> 00:15:25,259
It still very well may be,
but that's what we intend to find out.
286
00:15:25,426 --> 00:15:27,469
Was Erin doing well here at Dicker's?
287
00:15:27,636 --> 00:15:29,930
Erin was doing
very well here at Dicker's.
288
00:15:30,097 --> 00:15:32,724
And Dicker's was doing very well
because of Erin.
289
00:15:32,891 --> 00:15:35,477
And to a lesser extent Coco.
290
00:15:35,644 --> 00:15:38,188
- Coco Juniper?
- Yes.
291
00:15:38,355 --> 00:15:40,649
Erin and Coco's
perfectly dressed windows...
292
00:15:40,816 --> 00:15:43,193
...created congestion
in pedestrian traffic.
293
00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:47,156
Which created a looky-loo gridlock zone
at our front door...
294
00:15:47,322 --> 00:15:50,117
...which created an overflow
of potential purchasers...
295
00:15:50,284 --> 00:15:54,455
...funneling through that door,
which created retail sales.
296
00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:56,832
Their work here
meant everything to Dicker's.
297
00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:59,543
Any idea if that collaboration
was copacetic?
298
00:15:59,710 --> 00:16:03,839
Dicker's is a family store.
Erin was a part of that family.
299
00:16:04,047 --> 00:16:07,468
This store, its employees
and those people outside...
300
00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:09,470
...are in mourning.
301
00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:13,307
No one more so than Coco Juniper.
302
00:16:16,059 --> 00:16:19,313
Hm. Uh. Uh-huh.
303
00:16:19,480 --> 00:16:24,067
Well, it's so wrong.
304
00:16:25,068 --> 00:16:28,530
No, wrong would be relative,
as if you had gotten within the realm...
305
00:16:28,697 --> 00:16:31,492
...of what would be considered right.
Are you wincing?
306
00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:33,744
- No.
- Ahem. Coco, about Erin...?
307
00:16:33,911 --> 00:16:36,955
Erin Embry was my partner.
Didn't know until she was gone...
308
00:16:37,122 --> 00:16:40,501
...that she was also my inspiration
and my light.
309
00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:43,670
- Without Erin Embry, I'm left with...
- And yourself.
310
00:16:43,837 --> 00:16:46,715
I mean, so what if Erin can do things
you could never do.
311
00:16:46,882 --> 00:16:50,677
Who said Erin could do things
with a mannequin I could never do?
312
00:16:50,844 --> 00:16:52,930
I never said that, ever.
313
00:16:53,096 --> 00:16:57,059
Well, despite what you may have heard,
I carried Erin.
314
00:16:57,226 --> 00:17:01,396
- I was just being gracious before.
- You are aware Erin died in a scenario...
315
00:17:01,605 --> 00:17:04,566
...exactly like the one
in your window of the Papen fountain.
316
00:17:04,733 --> 00:17:06,693
You realize that makes you a suspect.
317
00:17:06,860 --> 00:17:09,696
Yes, along with everybody else
in this room.
318
00:17:09,863 --> 00:17:12,157
- Denny, did you kill Erin?
- No, Coco.
319
00:17:12,324 --> 00:17:14,451
Neither did I.
320
00:17:14,618 --> 00:17:17,579
- What's this?
- Oh, it's for the memorial window.
321
00:17:17,746 --> 00:17:20,624
I think it's chic as hell.
Or it's going to be.
322
00:17:20,791 --> 00:17:23,919
If this is what you think's chic,
could you go back to pairing...
323
00:17:24,127 --> 00:17:27,130
...bobby socks and training bras
in the juniors department?
324
00:17:27,798 --> 00:17:31,218
We're unveiling
the Erin Embry memorial window tonight.
325
00:17:31,385 --> 00:17:33,011
It's my unveiling too.
326
00:17:33,178 --> 00:17:37,266
Everyone will see once and for all
who can do what.
327
00:17:37,432 --> 00:17:39,226
Excuse us.
328
00:17:40,018 --> 00:17:43,730
Maybe Coco's gone loco, and killed Erin
so she could have her solo window.
329
00:17:43,897 --> 00:17:45,691
We need to be at that unveiling...
330
00:17:45,857 --> 00:17:49,736
...just in case
Coco did go loco for sure-co.
331
00:17:49,903 --> 00:17:52,072
What Emerson and Chuck
did not know was...
332
00:17:52,239 --> 00:17:56,159
...as they took a long, hard look
at the main suspect they had...
333
00:17:56,326 --> 00:18:01,665
...the killer was taking
a long, hard look at them.
334
00:18:06,670 --> 00:18:09,673
At this very moment,
Randy Mann was confused.
335
00:18:09,840 --> 00:18:13,010
- I'm confused. I thought you and Chuck...
- Not a good time, Randy.
336
00:18:13,594 --> 00:18:17,347
Sorry about the cramped quarters.
I just got a new account with the zoo.
337
00:18:17,514 --> 00:18:20,892
There is a very lucrative after-market
for exotic animals.
338
00:18:21,059 --> 00:18:24,146
Aloysius back there
is going to a major retail outlet...
339
00:18:24,313 --> 00:18:26,273
...to promote big savings.
340
00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:28,400
Hop up on your guy's lap there, okay?
341
00:18:28,567 --> 00:18:31,111
My jingle's
gotta have some room to jangle.
342
00:18:31,278 --> 00:18:33,905
- Oh, I am...
- Come on.
343
00:18:36,617 --> 00:18:38,869
- Okay, then.
- Say, Frenchie...
344
00:18:39,036 --> 00:18:42,456
...were you around to taxidermy
any of those fish in the Pie Hole...
345
00:18:42,623 --> 00:18:45,375
- ...when the river backed up?
- You told them about that?
346
00:18:45,542 --> 00:18:49,212
Fish are the only animals
I won't work on.
347
00:18:49,379 --> 00:18:52,758
When fish die,
they lose all the color in their skin.
348
00:18:52,924 --> 00:18:55,260
An animal's color
is like their personality.
349
00:18:55,427 --> 00:18:57,304
That's sweet.
350
00:18:57,804 --> 00:19:01,767
- What else did you tell them about that?
- When the water started rushing in...
351
00:19:01,933 --> 00:19:04,311
...you got to grabbing pies
like you birthed them.
352
00:19:04,478 --> 00:19:06,355
I think he grabbed something else too.
353
00:19:06,521 --> 00:19:10,984
They say in a time of crisis, you grab
the thing most important to you.
354
00:19:11,151 --> 00:19:12,527
That's what I grabbed.
355
00:19:15,572 --> 00:19:17,658
Oh, crap. Road trip interruptus.
356
00:19:18,784 --> 00:19:20,077
What do we do now?
357
00:19:22,245 --> 00:19:26,041
We haven't had this many visitors
since our most recent home invasion.
358
00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:28,960
- We could really use your help.
- And your taxidermy kit.
359
00:19:29,127 --> 00:19:31,797
I had to take mine out of the van
to make room.
360
00:19:31,963 --> 00:19:34,966
- Who's dead?
- Nobody. What a silly thing to suggest.
361
00:19:35,550 --> 00:19:39,221
We were thinking more of disguise
so we could get past the roadblocks.
362
00:19:39,388 --> 00:19:43,225
I'm gonna fashion these all-purpose
patch pelts into mutton chops and such.
363
00:19:43,392 --> 00:19:46,061
And they could really use
a change of wardrobe.
364
00:19:46,228 --> 00:19:50,190
There's a trunk full of Charles Charles'
old clothes upstairs in the cheese room.
365
00:19:50,357 --> 00:19:53,985
Hey, the only thing that smokes
in this house is the Gouda.
366
00:19:54,152 --> 00:19:57,823
You want a cancer stick,
you stick it outside on the porch.
367
00:19:57,989 --> 00:20:01,284
Ain't the engagement party we had
in mind for you and the worrywart.
368
00:20:01,451 --> 00:20:05,205
Engagement? Ned and Olive?
369
00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:12,879
What the hell do you mean engaged?
Since when?
370
00:20:13,046 --> 00:20:16,675
Since we love each other so much.
371
00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:21,388
Yeah, what he said.
372
00:21:36,671 --> 00:21:39,216
- Do you know just what you're doing?
- Not really.
373
00:21:39,382 --> 00:21:42,928
I just asked myself, "What would Olive
want?" This seemed like the answer.
374
00:21:43,136 --> 00:21:45,889
Oh, you did exactly
what I would want you to do.
375
00:21:46,056 --> 00:21:48,892
Only I'd also want you to mean it
when you say you love me.
376
00:21:49,059 --> 00:21:51,561
- Not that I'm ungrateful.
- I do mean it.
377
00:21:51,728 --> 00:21:54,397
In a friend way.
And I'm kind of having fun.
378
00:21:55,273 --> 00:21:58,151
I get to help you in a way
that doesn't require being super.
379
00:21:58,318 --> 00:22:01,488
It just requires being normal.
And a little dishonest.
380
00:22:01,655 --> 00:22:04,991
I know you have reasons for writing
what you wrote in those letters...
381
00:22:05,158 --> 00:22:06,827
...to Buster and Jerry.
382
00:22:06,993 --> 00:22:10,539
And I support them
because I support you.
383
00:22:10,831 --> 00:22:12,332
That's what friends do.
384
00:22:15,460 --> 00:22:18,630
The private investigator
and the Alive-Again Avenger...
385
00:22:18,797 --> 00:22:22,008
...returned to Dicker's Department Store
for the unveiling...
386
00:22:22,175 --> 00:22:24,970
...of the Erin Embry memorial window...
387
00:22:25,136 --> 00:22:28,849
...in hopes her killer
would soon be unveiled as well.
388
00:22:29,015 --> 00:22:32,561
The craft and beauty of Dicker's
signature window displays...
389
00:22:32,769 --> 00:22:35,063
...have long been attributed
to two women.
390
00:22:35,230 --> 00:22:39,025
One of whom, due to a tragic accident,
is no longer with us.
391
00:22:39,234 --> 00:22:45,407
Both we celebrate tonight as we unveil
the Erin Embry memorial window...
392
00:22:45,574 --> 00:22:49,578
...designed by her long-time
dressing companion Coco Juniper.
393
00:22:50,078 --> 00:22:51,830
Coco?
394
00:22:52,038 --> 00:22:53,665
Coco?
395
00:22:54,916 --> 00:22:59,004
Coco wants to greet her guests at
the cocktail memorial after the unveiling.
396
00:22:59,212 --> 00:23:02,090
Well, then, without further ado...
397
00:23:13,226 --> 00:23:14,728
It's an essay on the afterlife.
398
00:23:15,270 --> 00:23:18,440
Erin Embry's endless ascent
into a spiritual maze. Look at it.
399
00:23:18,607 --> 00:23:22,068
It's a bath. It's just a warm bath.
400
00:23:26,072 --> 00:23:28,241
Oh, my God.
401
00:23:29,117 --> 00:23:30,410
It's Coco.
402
00:23:30,619 --> 00:23:33,163
Well, say goodbye to suspect
numero uno.
403
00:23:33,330 --> 00:23:35,749
And hello victim numero dos.
404
00:23:46,676 --> 00:23:48,345
Hey.
405
00:23:48,511 --> 00:23:52,599
- How long you think she been dead?
- Oh, I'd say about $50.
406
00:23:56,186 --> 00:23:58,855
She's cold, but she ain't stiff.
No more than 30 minutes.
407
00:23:59,022 --> 00:24:02,692
Exact time will take me a little
conducting and another 20.
408
00:24:02,901 --> 00:24:04,694
Thirty minutes will do. Thank you.
409
00:24:04,861 --> 00:24:09,366
Oh, that's how it is? Well, then,
I'll make a mental note on that.
410
00:24:09,532 --> 00:24:11,201
Don't be making mental notes on me.
411
00:24:11,368 --> 00:24:15,497
At a crime scene, I make mental notes
on whatever I feel needs note making.
412
00:24:15,664 --> 00:24:17,415
Mentally.
413
00:24:19,376 --> 00:24:23,546
It was my dream to work
with Erin and, to a lesser extent, Coco.
414
00:24:23,713 --> 00:24:27,717
Now, they're both gone, and my dream
to mine the creative minds...
415
00:24:27,884 --> 00:24:31,930
...that fed my creative soul
will forever remain a fantasy.
416
00:24:32,180 --> 00:24:34,641
The windows fed your creative soul?
417
00:24:34,849 --> 00:24:36,893
I am so sorry, Denny.
418
00:24:37,060 --> 00:24:40,230
First Erin and now Coco.
I can't imagine how you must feel.
419
00:24:40,438 --> 00:24:43,525
Like a weight has been lifted.
420
00:24:47,570 --> 00:24:51,700
His honesty tilts a little toward
the I-don't-care-that-they-died territory.
421
00:24:51,866 --> 00:24:56,621
Tilts? His honestly falls right into the
I-killed-both-them-skanks side of things.
422
00:24:56,788 --> 00:24:59,791
The store was closed while Coco
finished dressing that window.
423
00:24:59,958 --> 00:25:02,377
Which means she was dead
before the public saw it.
424
00:25:02,544 --> 00:25:03,962
But not before Denny saw it.
425
00:25:04,212 --> 00:25:07,382
He knew Coco was gonna be inside
to be greeted at the memorial.
426
00:25:07,590 --> 00:25:11,428
- Because inside is where he killed her.
- Mm-hm.
427
00:25:11,594 --> 00:25:14,597
Time to take another visit
to Erin and Coco's workspace.
428
00:25:14,764 --> 00:25:17,100
See what old Denny's been up to.
429
00:25:17,267 --> 00:25:19,686
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
430
00:25:22,063 --> 00:25:25,734
I can't believe you saved
all of Charles Charles' old clothes.
431
00:25:25,900 --> 00:25:28,611
I was gonna use the fabric
to make a quilt for Charlotte.
432
00:25:28,778 --> 00:25:32,115
Lily said that was morbid. I couldn't
bring myself to throw them away.
433
00:25:32,282 --> 00:25:34,492
I'm a pack rat of sorts myself.
434
00:25:34,701 --> 00:25:37,620
Of emotions. Not so much
with actual things.
435
00:25:37,787 --> 00:25:40,498
Is that why you denied
your relationship with Ned?
436
00:25:40,749 --> 00:25:43,126
Oh, about that. I should pro...
437
00:25:43,293 --> 00:25:47,255
It's a veil I was to wear when Charles
and I got married. The son of a bitch.
438
00:25:47,756 --> 00:25:48,965
Holy matrimony.
439
00:25:49,132 --> 00:25:52,010
I had hoped Charlotte
might wear it some day.
440
00:25:52,260 --> 00:25:55,847
The news of your engagement has
restored in me a faith that true love...
441
00:25:56,014 --> 00:25:57,849
...exists for people who deserve it.
442
00:25:59,100 --> 00:26:00,602
That's so depressing.
443
00:26:00,810 --> 00:26:04,647
You've given me something to believe in.
Like the likeness of the Virgin Mary...
444
00:26:04,814 --> 00:26:07,734
...found engrained in the center
of a potato or a tortilla.
445
00:26:08,318 --> 00:26:12,322
Right now, you and Ned
are my tortilla.
446
00:26:13,156 --> 00:26:17,827
Olive couldn't bring herself
to disavow Vivian's restored belief in vows.
447
00:26:17,994 --> 00:26:20,789
So instead, she simply said:
448
00:26:20,955 --> 00:26:22,957
Thanks.
449
00:26:36,346 --> 00:26:37,347
Look at that.
450
00:26:37,514 --> 00:26:41,684
Not a pen, not a paper clip,
not no thing.
451
00:26:41,851 --> 00:26:43,978
These people didn't do a damn thing.
452
00:26:44,187 --> 00:26:48,149
They didn't have to. Not when they had
someone else doing everything.
453
00:26:48,316 --> 00:26:51,194
I wonder what Olive's doing
for Ned right now.
454
00:26:51,402 --> 00:26:54,405
Think you can pour a saucer of milk
and see if kitty'II splash?
455
00:26:54,572 --> 00:26:57,075
This ain't my milk,
and I ain't dipping my paw in it.
456
00:26:57,325 --> 00:26:59,369
I'm not being catty.
I'm being concerned.
457
00:26:59,536 --> 00:27:04,165
You said, "A lot can happen in one day."
And you know what you were doing?
458
00:27:04,374 --> 00:27:06,209
Yeah, I know. Dipping my paw.
459
00:27:06,376 --> 00:27:09,379
I mean, what happens if Olive
holds his hand without gloves?
460
00:27:09,546 --> 00:27:13,341
Or kisses him without using
plastic food wrap?
461
00:27:13,508 --> 00:27:15,343
He'll know what he was missing
with me.
462
00:27:15,510 --> 00:27:18,054
The only thing Pie-Man
is gonna be missing is you.
463
00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:22,684
He's always fretting you gonna go,
and here you are worrying that he went.
464
00:27:22,851 --> 00:27:25,353
I'm telling you,
ain't nobody going nowhere.
465
00:27:27,355 --> 00:27:30,567
- Booyah.
- Denny's book.
466
00:27:31,860 --> 00:27:34,070
And all the artistic renderings...
467
00:27:34,237 --> 00:27:36,614
...of Coco and Erin's windows
here at Dicker's.
468
00:27:39,742 --> 00:27:42,078
Coco and Erin didn't design
any of these windows.
469
00:27:42,245 --> 00:27:43,746
"Chic as hell" Denny did.
470
00:27:43,955 --> 00:27:48,459
People who need people to do everything
for them aren't always the luckiest.
471
00:27:48,710 --> 00:27:52,380
Sometimes, those peeps get pissed
and start resenting their lazy-ass bosses.
472
00:27:52,547 --> 00:27:55,592
Erin and Coco's peep done gone postal
and killed both of them.
473
00:27:55,758 --> 00:27:56,759
Peep this, player.
474
00:27:56,968 --> 00:27:58,261
- Don't do that.
- Sorry.
475
00:27:58,428 --> 00:28:00,972
That looks an awful lot
like Dick Dicker.
476
00:28:01,139 --> 00:28:04,350
We better find Dick before this
pissed-off peep pops him next.
477
00:28:04,559 --> 00:28:05,935
Come on.
478
00:28:08,229 --> 00:28:09,772
Ned.
479
00:28:10,398 --> 00:28:13,735
I never thought I'd say this, but we
need to back off from the PDA.
480
00:28:13,902 --> 00:28:15,820
Vivian's p's and q's have gone AWOL.
481
00:28:15,987 --> 00:28:18,489
I can't take more of what
I just took before I'm DOA.
482
00:28:18,656 --> 00:28:20,408
Olive, use your words.
483
00:28:21,367 --> 00:28:24,078
Or your veil. Use your veil.
Your wedding veil.
484
00:28:24,245 --> 00:28:25,788
Why do you have a wedding veil?
485
00:28:25,997 --> 00:28:29,292
- We're still just playing, right?
- Vivian's jumped the bridal shark.
486
00:28:29,459 --> 00:28:31,669
And unless you're planning
on saying "I do"...
487
00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:34,756
...we're gonna have explaining
to do before we call it off.
488
00:28:34,964 --> 00:28:37,467
Ned, I really appreciate
you going along with this...
489
00:28:37,634 --> 00:28:41,304
Don't thank me. I've been curious
about having a normal relationship.
490
00:28:41,971 --> 00:28:44,307
This one's been really interesting
to try on.
491
00:28:45,475 --> 00:28:47,101
Try on?
492
00:28:47,268 --> 00:28:48,895
You try on a sweater at the mall.
493
00:28:49,103 --> 00:28:52,815
You try on your friend's bra and smile on
the inside because yours are bigger.
494
00:28:52,982 --> 00:28:54,651
You don't try on a person.
495
00:28:54,901 --> 00:28:57,695
- Clearly not the right choice of words.
- Is that what...
496
00:28:57,904 --> 00:29:00,531
..."Well, I wouldn't say never"
was all about?
497
00:29:00,698 --> 00:29:02,659
Were you trying me on in your head?
498
00:29:05,286 --> 00:29:07,914
- I don't know what words to choose.
- Oh, I do.
499
00:29:09,666 --> 00:29:12,126
Listen up,
because I'm only gonna say this once.
500
00:29:12,919 --> 00:29:16,714
First and foremost, I'm sorry.
Both for what I'm about to tell you...
501
00:29:16,923 --> 00:29:20,134
...and the hysteria with which
I'm to tell it which is in no way...
502
00:29:20,301 --> 00:29:23,972
...directed at any of you, nor is it related
to a female issue of any kind.
503
00:29:25,974 --> 00:29:28,559
Ned is not my fiancé.
504
00:29:28,810 --> 00:29:32,814
He does not love me.
We are not a couple, never have been.
505
00:29:32,981 --> 00:29:36,526
I love him,
but he never had feelings for me.
506
00:29:36,693 --> 00:29:39,195
Well, I wouldn't say never.
507
00:29:40,822 --> 00:29:41,864
I'm so sorry.
508
00:29:43,491 --> 00:29:44,867
I ain't mad at you.
509
00:29:46,035 --> 00:29:49,372
Take mad and multiply that
by a power of pissed.
510
00:29:49,580 --> 00:29:52,542
Don't be mad and certainly not
to a power of that degree.
511
00:29:52,709 --> 00:29:54,419
I love Olive.
512
00:29:54,585 --> 00:29:56,671
As a friend.
513
00:29:57,213 --> 00:30:00,216
- I think you probably should just go.
- I didn't mean...
514
00:30:01,342 --> 00:30:02,927
Olive, I just wanted to help.
515
00:30:03,094 --> 00:30:06,222
I know, but I don't want
that kind of help.
516
00:30:06,389 --> 00:30:07,849
Try on time's over, Ned.
517
00:30:11,477 --> 00:30:12,895
I'm sorry.
518
00:30:21,112 --> 00:30:22,196
I can't go.
519
00:30:23,573 --> 00:30:27,910
Jerry Holmes and
Buster Bustamante, we have you surrounded.
520
00:30:28,077 --> 00:30:31,122
Surrender and come out with your hands up.
521
00:30:36,502 --> 00:30:38,921
Release the hostages
and surrender now.
522
00:30:39,088 --> 00:30:41,883
The newsman lauded
the concerned neighbor who reported...
523
00:30:42,050 --> 00:30:45,136
...the gentlemen, who matched
the description of the prisoners...
524
00:30:45,386 --> 00:30:49,140
...after seeing them on our porch
smoking cigarettes.
525
00:30:49,390 --> 00:30:50,933
Well, it's a filthy habit.
526
00:30:51,100 --> 00:30:53,102
We can't go back, Snook.
527
00:30:53,311 --> 00:30:55,646
You're not going back. I promise.
528
00:30:55,897 --> 00:30:57,899
Fine mess we've gotten
you into, huh?
529
00:30:58,566 --> 00:31:00,985
I do my fair share
of making messes, too.
530
00:31:01,152 --> 00:31:05,114
You're the same little girl who climbed
into the backseat of our getaway car...
531
00:31:05,281 --> 00:31:07,992
...doing ass-over-tea-kettle
crazy things...
532
00:31:08,159 --> 00:31:10,328
...just to get people
to pay attention to you.
533
00:31:10,578 --> 00:31:14,290
While Olive pondered
how everything had gone so wrong...
534
00:31:14,540 --> 00:31:17,627
...the Pie-Maker tried to figure out
how he could make it right.
535
00:31:17,794 --> 00:31:20,129
I only did what I thought
she'd want me to do.
536
00:31:20,296 --> 00:31:23,800
I thought I'd be helpful by pretending
to be normal and not super.
537
00:31:23,966 --> 00:31:26,969
Clark Kent never had this much trouble
with relationships.
538
00:31:27,136 --> 00:31:29,472
- That's because he didn't have any.
- Sure he did.
539
00:31:29,639 --> 00:31:33,810
No, he didn't. I mean, Superman did.
Nobody gave a crap about Clark Kent.
540
00:31:34,060 --> 00:31:38,272
He could disappear off the face of the
Daily Planet and nobody'd even notice.
541
00:31:38,439 --> 00:31:41,317
But I bet he'd spit spandex
to find someone special enough...
542
00:31:41,484 --> 00:31:43,611
...who cared about the man
and not the cape.
543
00:31:43,778 --> 00:31:47,365
The Pie-Maker looked at Olive,
the person who cared for the man...
544
00:31:47,573 --> 00:31:52,495
...and knew nothing of the cape
and silently wished for spandex saliva.
545
00:31:52,662 --> 00:31:56,958
But if Lois or Mr. White or Jimmy Olsen
found out that Clark and Superman...
546
00:31:57,125 --> 00:31:59,710
...were one and the same,
Clark would be more studly...
547
00:31:59,877 --> 00:32:04,882
...but on his own he's a tall clumsy guy
cramming himself into a phone booth.
548
00:32:05,091 --> 00:32:08,177
If you were Clark Kent,
what would you do right now?
549
00:32:08,344 --> 00:32:11,973
I would rip off my shirt
and become Superman.
550
00:32:12,140 --> 00:32:13,683
I mean, come on.
551
00:32:13,850 --> 00:32:17,019
People that have super powers
don't not wanna use them.
552
00:32:20,898 --> 00:32:22,191
Where you going?
553
00:32:22,859 --> 00:32:24,861
Put on my cape.
554
00:32:27,697 --> 00:32:30,741
Emerson Cod and his sidekick
Chuck found Dick Dicker...
555
00:32:30,908 --> 00:32:34,036
...to forewarn him Denny Downs
had gone demented.
556
00:32:34,245 --> 00:32:36,414
We believe Denny Downs
has gone demented.
557
00:32:36,664 --> 00:32:40,001
Denny designed the windows?
What were Erin and Coco doing?
558
00:32:40,209 --> 00:32:43,838
Taking credit. He got fed up doing
the work and getting none of the glory.
559
00:32:44,005 --> 00:32:45,882
You're another boss he blames.
560
00:32:46,048 --> 00:32:49,260
Looks like you're meant to be
his window whacking finale.
561
00:32:49,427 --> 00:32:51,888
Denny's been part of
the Dickers' family for years.
562
00:32:52,054 --> 00:32:55,266
I can't believe what you're telling me.
I need a drink.
563
00:32:55,516 --> 00:32:56,893
Would you like a drink?
564
00:32:57,059 --> 00:33:00,438
Well, I wouldn't say no to a snort.
Scotch, please.
565
00:33:00,688 --> 00:33:02,440
Oh, I'm out of Scotch.
566
00:33:02,690 --> 00:33:05,776
But I make the most divine
pomegranatini that'll ever pass your lips.
567
00:33:05,943 --> 00:33:07,570
Yum.
568
00:33:07,737 --> 00:33:11,574
We've notified the authorities, but they
don't seem to be able to locate Denny.
569
00:33:11,741 --> 00:33:13,075
He's on the loose?
570
00:33:13,242 --> 00:33:14,911
I'll need a proper bodyguard.
571
00:33:15,077 --> 00:33:18,289
Samson my driver would use me
as a human shield in a heartbeat...
572
00:33:18,456 --> 00:33:21,751
...if there was even the vaguest notion
of threat. What do I do?
573
00:33:21,918 --> 00:33:23,294
Get thee to a police station.
574
00:33:23,544 --> 00:33:27,256
We'll get the coroner's report
and see if the science of the dead...
575
00:33:27,423 --> 00:33:29,258
...matches the theory in my head.
576
00:33:29,467 --> 00:33:32,762
While the private investigator
and avenger advised Dick Dicker...
577
00:33:32,929 --> 00:33:34,931
...to seek the police...
578
00:33:35,556 --> 00:33:39,185
...the Pie-Maker was trying
to avoid them.
579
00:34:05,294 --> 00:34:06,796
Rhino!
580
00:34:11,801 --> 00:34:14,595
- Hey ho, rhino. I thought he was dead.
- Me too.
581
00:34:19,725 --> 00:34:21,811
Faster than a speeding bullet.
582
00:34:26,941 --> 00:34:28,025
Stop him.
583
00:34:37,493 --> 00:34:39,662
I'm going to bed.
584
00:34:45,001 --> 00:34:47,545
The Pie-Maker helped
his friends in need...
585
00:34:47,712 --> 00:34:50,506
...not by pretending he was something
he was not...
586
00:34:50,673 --> 00:34:54,343
...but by embracing the very thing
he always was.
587
00:34:54,510 --> 00:34:57,179
It gave him a feeling of joy
he would later liken...
588
00:34:57,346 --> 00:35:02,101
...to leaping tall buildings
in a single bound.
589
00:35:06,355 --> 00:35:09,358
The indentation of the dent
in Erin's dome looks a lot like...
590
00:35:09,525 --> 00:35:11,527
...the crystal decanters
in Dick's limo.
591
00:35:11,694 --> 00:35:14,196
Do you think Denny was trying
to frame Dick Dicker?
592
00:35:14,363 --> 00:35:15,740
Denny ain't the killer.
593
00:35:16,866 --> 00:35:20,536
I'm Superman. I've got a finger
faster than a speeding bullet. Come on.
594
00:35:20,703 --> 00:35:23,247
- Who can I touch?
- You're touching dead things again?
595
00:35:23,497 --> 00:35:24,832
No more pretending.
596
00:35:24,999 --> 00:35:28,210
The best way I can help anyone
is by being a pie-making dead waker.
597
00:35:28,419 --> 00:35:31,422
Pretending to be something I'm not
is a recipe for disaster.
598
00:35:31,631 --> 00:35:35,009
So I say yes to super and no to normal.
599
00:35:35,217 --> 00:35:37,511
If Caped Crusader is back
in the super saddle...
600
00:35:37,678 --> 00:35:40,348
...touch these Dicker dames
and prove me right.
601
00:35:41,932 --> 00:35:45,686
Hello. Hello. Very happy to tell you that
me being a pie-making dead waker...
602
00:35:45,853 --> 00:35:49,231
...gives you one minute to help us
by confirming my partner's theory.
603
00:35:49,899 --> 00:35:53,444
Did Dick Dicker do you in when he
brained you with the crystal stopper?
604
00:35:53,694 --> 00:35:56,739
Yes. He poured me a Scotch,
said my work was an inspiration...
605
00:35:56,906 --> 00:35:58,741
...and started beating me to death.
606
00:35:58,908 --> 00:36:01,243
He said the store going under
was the only way...
607
00:36:01,410 --> 00:36:03,913
...to get out of the business
and stay in the family.
608
00:36:04,080 --> 00:36:08,084
Being the talent behind the windows,
I had to die. I brought in the customers.
609
00:36:08,250 --> 00:36:11,253
You? You know, if I had legs,
I would kick your ass.
610
00:36:11,462 --> 00:36:12,797
Where are your legs?
611
00:36:12,963 --> 00:36:16,926
Dick fed me to the escalator after
ranting like a size 10 at a sample sale.
612
00:36:17,176 --> 00:36:20,930
He said he was wrong about you, it was
my work that brought in the customers.
613
00:36:21,180 --> 00:36:25,101
Without both of you alls' windows,
Dicker's would've hit the skids.
614
00:36:25,309 --> 00:36:26,435
Time's up.
615
00:36:27,061 --> 00:36:28,771
No. I... No.
616
00:36:31,107 --> 00:36:34,402
If Dick was willing to kill
to make sure the store would go down...
617
00:36:34,610 --> 00:36:37,279
...and now he knows that Denny is
the real designer.
618
00:36:37,446 --> 00:36:39,782
Denny's about to be damned
with praise.
619
00:36:42,410 --> 00:36:43,452
The facts were these:
620
00:36:43,619 --> 00:36:44,745
Freeze.
621
00:36:44,912 --> 00:36:47,790
Dick Dicker had a desperate
desire to be rid of the family...
622
00:36:47,957 --> 00:36:52,253
...that owned the family store,
but he did not want to be disowned.
623
00:36:52,420 --> 00:36:56,632
The fantastical windows created by Erin
Embry and Coco Juniper...
624
00:36:56,799 --> 00:36:58,342
...brought customers in.
625
00:36:58,509 --> 00:37:01,595
So Dick decided to eliminate
who he believed...
626
00:37:01,762 --> 00:37:04,223
...to be the talented member
of the team.
627
00:37:04,807 --> 00:37:07,810
Only to discover,
once the deed was done...
628
00:37:07,977 --> 00:37:11,355
...that Erin wasn't the one
with talent.
629
00:37:11,564 --> 00:37:13,399
Dick penned a suicide note...
630
00:37:13,566 --> 00:37:16,986
...claiming credit for the murders
of Erin Embry and Coco Juniper...
631
00:37:17,153 --> 00:37:20,656
...signed it "Denny Downs,"
and prepared to strike.
632
00:37:22,950 --> 00:37:24,994
Debbie Dicker became
the new proprietress...
633
00:37:25,161 --> 00:37:26,787
...of Dicker's Department Store.
634
00:37:26,954 --> 00:37:30,124
She promoted Denny Downs
to head window designer.
635
00:37:30,291 --> 00:37:36,005
Who, in turn, appointed Wendell
Featherstone as his new apprentice.
636
00:37:36,672 --> 00:37:38,716
Ned doesn't love me.
637
00:37:38,883 --> 00:37:42,303
He's with someone else
he loves very much.
638
00:37:42,511 --> 00:37:45,765
Hear me and hear me good, little girl.
639
00:37:45,973 --> 00:37:49,810
The guy who loves you,
really loves you...
640
00:37:50,019 --> 00:37:53,481
...you won't ever have to wonder
how he feels about you.
641
00:37:53,689 --> 00:37:57,026
You will feel it with every inch
of the 59 you got.
642
00:37:57,193 --> 00:38:01,697
The Grudge up there has been trucking
our sorry situation...
643
00:38:01,906 --> 00:38:05,367
...without a peep of "what for"
or "how come."
644
00:38:05,576 --> 00:38:08,496
And he ain't doing it for his health.
645
00:38:17,546 --> 00:38:19,215
- Hi.
- Hi.
646
00:38:19,381 --> 00:38:21,217
I'm real sorry about your rhinoceros.
647
00:38:21,383 --> 00:38:25,554
Can't go crying
over spilled rhinoceroses.
648
00:38:26,347 --> 00:38:29,934
Although, I am mortified
that Aloysius was still alive.
649
00:38:30,184 --> 00:38:34,563
That is not the kind of thing
a taxidermist should ever overlook.
650
00:38:34,814 --> 00:38:37,525
I've been doing
some overlooking myself.
651
00:38:37,691 --> 00:38:41,195
- I wanted to thank you, Randy Mann.
- Don't mention it, Miss Olive.
652
00:38:41,362 --> 00:38:42,905
I'd aid and abet you anytime.
653
00:38:45,074 --> 00:38:50,246
But just so I don't get confused again,
you and pie-bro are or are not engaged?
654
00:38:50,454 --> 00:38:54,041
The only thing we were engaged in
was shenanigans.
655
00:38:54,208 --> 00:38:57,211
Shenanigans that could put
Buster and Jerry in the big house...
656
00:38:57,419 --> 00:38:59,380
...unless we get them
across the border.
657
00:38:59,588 --> 00:39:03,592
- But I don't know how.
- I am not above prayer.
658
00:39:04,468 --> 00:39:08,389
When I was in the nunnery, Mother
Superior said prayer was just reaching...
659
00:39:08,556 --> 00:39:12,434
...out your hands and knowing
the Good Lord was reaching back.
660
00:39:12,643 --> 00:39:15,437
Who would Mother Superior tell you
to reach out to now?
661
00:39:18,607 --> 00:39:20,109
I'm reaching out to you.
662
00:39:20,276 --> 00:39:22,236
Buster and Jerry served their time.
663
00:39:22,403 --> 00:39:24,280
Well, most of it anyway.
664
00:39:24,446 --> 00:39:27,992
But they should have served none
of it since they were wrongfully accused.
665
00:39:28,158 --> 00:39:31,787
The wrongfully accused are not guilty
in the eyes of the Lord.
666
00:39:31,954 --> 00:39:34,290
Praise be.
Good morning, Sisters.
667
00:39:34,456 --> 00:39:37,585
What may I serve thee while you
serve the On High?
668
00:39:37,793 --> 00:39:39,962
We're not here for earthly delights.
669
00:39:40,129 --> 00:39:43,966
The sisters are here for salvation
from their burdened bladders.
670
00:39:44,133 --> 00:39:48,679
I'd hoped they might use your restroom
in this, their time of need.
671
00:39:48,929 --> 00:39:52,474
I love the God-loving, but our restrooms
are for customers only.
672
00:39:53,434 --> 00:39:55,269
Oh, go on, girls.
673
00:39:55,436 --> 00:39:59,106
The Sisters of the Divine Magnatum
and I are spreading the good word...
674
00:39:59,273 --> 00:40:00,316
...in the community.
675
00:40:00,482 --> 00:40:03,652
I pray the good word gets spread
to the edges of our country...
676
00:40:03,819 --> 00:40:06,780
...and spills into other countries that
may not be looking.
677
00:40:06,947 --> 00:40:09,116
Or recognize it when they see it.
678
00:40:09,325 --> 00:40:12,828
- Or hear it.
- Or hear it, indeed.
679
00:40:12,995 --> 00:40:14,997
You inspire me, Big Mama.
680
00:40:15,164 --> 00:40:19,668
The pie and the pee break's on me
in the name of charity, of course.
681
00:40:19,835 --> 00:40:21,211
Peace be with you.
682
00:40:21,462 --> 00:40:23,672
And also with you, my child.
683
00:40:23,839 --> 00:40:28,135
With the aid of Mother Superior,
who'd become a superior mother figure...
684
00:40:28,344 --> 00:40:31,221
...Olive Snook had arranged
for her father figures...
685
00:40:31,430 --> 00:40:33,849
...to cross the border after all.
686
00:40:36,936 --> 00:40:41,357
While the Pie-Maker and a girl named
Chuck rearranged the storage room...
687
00:40:41,523 --> 00:40:45,069
...to accommodate the ingredients
a super pie-maker needs.
688
00:40:45,235 --> 00:40:48,697
You'd think stocking dead fruit
while waiting for fresh fruit to rot...
689
00:40:48,864 --> 00:40:51,909
...would be depressing,
but I find it sort of cathartic.
690
00:40:52,076 --> 00:40:54,912
There's a satisfaction in putting
things where they belong.
691
00:40:55,079 --> 00:40:57,706
I returned to normal.
At least, normal for us.
692
00:40:59,249 --> 00:41:02,586
I missed you
on our bachelor-party border run.
693
00:41:02,753 --> 00:41:06,215
Well, it's better that I didn't go.
I was peeved just thinking about it.
694
00:41:06,465 --> 00:41:07,508
Peeved?
695
00:41:07,675 --> 00:41:11,845
About you and Olive out celebrating your
relationship when all we do is hide ours.
696
00:41:12,972 --> 00:41:15,224
So yeah I was peeved.
697
00:41:15,474 --> 00:41:18,435
I celebrated a fake relationship.
There were circumstances.
698
00:41:18,602 --> 00:41:21,063
And drama. I was evading the law.
699
00:41:23,065 --> 00:41:24,608
Are you jealous of Olive?
700
00:41:25,401 --> 00:41:29,363
Of course I am. I mean, she's alive
and everybody knows it, for one.
701
00:41:29,571 --> 00:41:34,743
And you get to share romantic
anecdotes, and there's no plot holes.
702
00:41:35,035 --> 00:41:37,538
You don't have to wait till winter
to hold her hand.
703
00:41:38,038 --> 00:41:41,875
The only hand I wanna hold is yours.
And I will wear winter gloves...
704
00:41:42,042 --> 00:41:45,421
...year-round to do it.
So don't be jealous.
705
00:41:45,587 --> 00:41:48,549
Olive is finally over me. Even
when I thought I was doing...
706
00:41:48,716 --> 00:41:51,427
...everything she wanted me to do...
707
00:41:51,593 --> 00:41:54,096
...I still ended up hurting her.
708
00:41:55,764 --> 00:41:59,268
The guilt the Pie-Maker felt
over the hurt he'd caused...
709
00:41:59,435 --> 00:42:03,605
...was mixed with a tinge
of something.
710
00:42:03,772 --> 00:42:06,567
But he did not know what.
711
00:42:17,536 --> 00:42:22,124
The Pie-Maker watched Randy take
Olive's hand and hold it in his.
712
00:42:22,291 --> 00:42:26,086
Then, without warning, he knew
what that something was.
713
00:42:26,295 --> 00:42:31,133
The tinge he hadn't been able
to identifyjust moments ago.
714
00:42:32,426 --> 00:42:34,428
Jealousy.
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