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Previously on Pushing Daisies:
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I'm just moving next door.
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- Are those my books?
- Welcome home.
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When you moved out, I panicked,
thought everything was changing.
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Everything is changing.
You came and gave me another chance.
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- You only got a minute.
- I know.
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What if you didn't have to be dead?
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- You can't touch me.
- So a kiss is out of the question?
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- Are you a parent, Emerson Cod?
- I used to be.
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You have a daughter? Where is she?
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You think it's curious
Olive left in the night? I'm curious.
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I wish I knew where she went.
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Chuck's mother isn't some woman
who died in childbirth.
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In fact, she's alive
and pretending to be her Aunt Lily.
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Lily doesn't want her sister,
Vivian, to find this out.
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Because Vivian was engaged to
Chuck's father when she got pregnant.
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Lily.
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At this very moment,
young Olive Snook...
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...was 9 years, 20 weeks,
4 days, 11 hours and 33 minutes old.
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Two hours had passed
since her first riding lesson...
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...when she asked her parents
for an Arabian stallion.
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No.
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Endowed with a tenacious spirit...
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...and the inability to accept
negative statements...
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...young Olive set her intention:
to get the horse herself.
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Digging to Arabia would be easy.
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Head to the center of the Earth,
then turn right.
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Two weeks into her quest,
she found a creature of a different kind:
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A 65-million-year-old triceratops.
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The discovery got the attention
of a Saudi royal...
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...who brought one of his prize stallions
to trade, per Olive's request.
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That day, Olive Snook
learned a valuable lesson.
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Though digging was messy work,
it could also unearth untold treasures.
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Subterranean treasures
continued to exist...
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...in the life of Olive Snook...
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...namely, the underground mushroom,
the Black Pèrigord truffle.
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Pigby, pull.
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Truffle-harvesting season had come...
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...to the convent of
the Sisters of the Divine Magnatum...
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...causing Olive to reflect on
the reasons she had come to this place.
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Her unrequited love for the Pie-Maker
and her vow to keep the secret...
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...that Lily Charles
was not Chuck's aunt, but her mother.
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Pigby, pull.
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While sequestered in this place,
Olive found a new friend.
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What a divine specimen.
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Sister Larue was the beloved head
of the convent's truffle operation.
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Observing Olive's
penchant for burrowing...
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...she took the new arrival
under her wing.
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- What do you smell?
- Honey.
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- Pepper.
- You missed the most important thing.
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Sex.
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A truffle's scent mimics the hormones
of the male pigs ready to breed.
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That's why sows are the best hunters.
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Trying to get your groove on, girl?
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I know how that feels. Felt.
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Duty tolls. Time to polish the bells.
Save me a seat at midday prayers.
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Oh, and be sure to give Pigby a little...
What do you call it?
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Somethin'-somethin'.
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Oh.
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Excuse me. Amen.
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Pigby.
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Rise and shine. We got eats.
Fresh and French, on your doorstep.
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Which is odd, because your doorstep
used to be my doorstep.
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And though I'm sad you moved out
and into Olive's vacated apartment...
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...I'm trying.
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All right. Thank you.
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I'll talk to you then. Bye.
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- Who was that?
- Mr. Pennebaker.
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I hired him,
but that's the end of the story. Aw.
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Digby, are they for me? Thank you.
Come in, come in, come in.
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Sorry, where was I? Last night, I was
polishing the furniture you brought...
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...from my childhood bedroom.
I found this in the desk.
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From third grade.
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- Your family tree? You didn't finish it.
- No, because I had no resources.
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Mom died in childbirth, and Dad, well,
you know what happened there.
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The Pie-Maker did.
Even though Chuck had forgiven him...
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...for his hand in her father's demise,
the mention of it still stung.
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- Your aunts couldn't help?
- Not when they're step-aunts.
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See, Dad was in his 20s when his dad
married Lily and Vivian's mom.
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They barely knew each other.
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- But they must've known something.
- Nothing.
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They felt so terrible about it,
Vivian cried nonstop...
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...and Lily went on a six-day bender.
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So I handed my assignment in as-was...
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...and never questioned or pondered
my lineage again.
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Not until last night.
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I've decided, I gotta make the most
of this second chance at life.
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So I donned a disguise...
Oh, yeah, sorry.
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...And I went about
digging up my own answers...
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...with the help of Cyrus Pennebaker,
Catch-As-Kin-Can, Inc.
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"Your genealogy unearthed in 24 hours."
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- You're making a scowly face.
- No scowl.
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My not-scowl is an expression
of not understanding...
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...why anyone would go
rooting around in their past.
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After all that shoveling,
you wake up in the same bed...
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...do the same job, live the same life,
but now you're grimy...
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...with a kink in your back.
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While Charlotte Charles
pondered her past...
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...Olive Snook considered her future.
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Father, I wish to stay
here forever and serve.
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If this is not thy will, then drop me a line.
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It is with heavy heart that I report
Sister Larue died at her own hand.
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She was alone in the belfry.
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We have no evidence of struggle,
no sign of accident.
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But I just saw her. She was very happy.
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To take one's life is a mortal sin.
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Only prayer can help mitigate her soul's
anguish in the everlasting fires of hell.
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Hell? Sister Larue?
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For Olive Snook, negative statements
were still unacceptable...
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...and praying wouldn't be enough.
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Private detective Emerson Cod
rarely stayed late at the office.
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Tonight, it was a blessing he did.
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Oh.
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- Uh, what can I do for you, Sister?
- Emerson, it's me, Olive.
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Olive Snook.
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As Olive Snook explained why
she needed Emerson Cod's services...
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...her words went unheard.
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The veteran P.l. was having trouble...
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...wrapping his head around
the face before him.
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- You're killing me.
- Have you had your fun?
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Huh? Oh.
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As I was saying,
this is a matter of heaven and hell.
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I need you to prove that
Sister Larue didn't commit suicide.
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Yeah, okay, wait a second.
Why you pretending to be a nun?
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Oh, I'm not pretending.
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I'm a postulant. That's a nun in training.
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What got thee to a nunnery?
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- Oh, Emerson. You really wanna know?
- Not especially.
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That was just
my attempt at polite wee-talk.
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Moment's passed.
Let's talk compensation.
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Well, I have none.
Vows of poverty and all.
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- I could pay you in prayer.
- Olive braced herself...
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...knowing that Emerson Cod
prayed to a god all his own...
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...the almighty dollar.
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To her astonishment, he simply said:
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- Deal.
- Oh, Emerson...
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What she didn't know...
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...was a world-weary detective
with a missing daughter...
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...needed all the prayers he could get.
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Oh, praise be. All right.
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Here's the sitch.
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My sisters and I,
straight-up sequestered.
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Strangers and drop-bys are a no-go.
I need you to find an airtight way in...
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...one that doesn't involve me,
i.e., we've never met.
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Last but certainly not least,
and I can't put too fine a point on this...
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...no Ned or Chuck!
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Why'd you bring him?
You said you wouldn't.
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I need Pie-Boy's special skill set,
and Pie-Girl comes with Pie-Boy.
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Why isn't Pie-Girl minding the Pie Hole?
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Because she'd rather mind his.
Besides, he hired a new waitress.
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Brandi, Candi, I don't know.
Somebody named after booze or food.
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I'm sorry, Olive.
I couldn't wait any longer.
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Olive trusted her arms to encircle Chuck.
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Sadly, she did not trust her mouth
with the same proximity...
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...for it increased the probability
of truths being spilled.
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- Oh, I'm sorry. I don't know you.
- Come on, we're all alone up here.
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One is never alone
in the house of the Lord.
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- That's bat crap.
- It's a fricking convent. Show respect.
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I'm showing you bat crap.
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For somebody who's
to keep this place spick and span...
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- ...Sister Larue was Sister Half Ass.
- She just polished the bells.
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Sister Olive...
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...why didn't you alert us
to our guests' arrival?
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Our apologies. I'm Mother Mary Mary.
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This is Father Edwardo Dedonde.
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Father Dowling, Vatican police.
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And, um, these are my associates,
Father Mulcahy and Sister Christian.
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We had assumed you'd be Italian.
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- We are Italian.
- Part-time.
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Meaning our work is here...
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...but our hearts will always be
in Piazza San Pietro.
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Can you think of any reason
why Sister Larue may have been upset?
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The truffle harvest
hasn't been as good as in years past.
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It's caused strain
on the convent's finances.
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- But the Lord will provide.
- He always does.
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Well, I'm going to need to, ahem,
see the body of Sister Larue...
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...inspect her room,
maybe some of her paperwork...
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I can assist Father Dowling.
I did know Sister Larue best.
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You have a penance list to complete
for skipping yesterday's vespers.
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Now, then. The mortal remains.
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I'm not sure how I feel about doing this.
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Here. With her. And him.
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It ain't like he ain't never done it before.
Remember Lazarus?
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Let's do this.
They got the joint locked down.
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Chuck hired a genealogy service
to put branches on her family stump.
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Not because she could expose herself.
She dodged that with a hooker wig.
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She's throwing her heart into it
willy-nilly.
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What's so great about the past?
It's past.
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Correction.
What's so great about your past?
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From what you tell me, nothing.
That's why you don't wanna delve.
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But something's pushing dead girl
to clear up hers.
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So why don't you just
step out the way and let her?
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Good. Take that as your cue
to get to crackity-cracking.
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Oh.
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- Am I dead?
- Sorry, Sister.
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- Are you ******* kidding me?
- Shh.
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You "shh."
I've been putting up with silence for 10...
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- Could we ask you a couple questions?
- I got a question for you.
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Where's my white light?
I knew this afterlife stuff was...
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- Where's my ******* diamonds?
- Wh... Diamonds? What diamonds?
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Whoever shoved me off that tower
and stole my stash is gonna pay. Whoa!
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Back to "shoved." As in murdered?
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Of course, murdered.
What else would it be?
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Nun on the run. Nun on the run.
Nun on the run!
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Let go...
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We're so going to hell.
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So before Sister Larue
was Sister Larue...
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...she was Dr. Linda Frank, mycologist.
Fancy word for fungi specialist.
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Talked more like a sailor than a scientist.
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You're not far off. Says she's from
a long line of longshoremen.
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Isn't it fascinating? You can put a
lady through a Ph.D. program...
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...cloister them for a decade...
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...still the apple doesn't fall
far from the tree.
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How is your tree? Family, not apple.
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Mr. Pennebaker should be putting
the final touches to each limb.
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I don't mean to sound negative.
You're so good...
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I did something bad.
As you were pulling through...
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...Sister Larue's paperwork,
I was digging through Olive's file.
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I know it was wrong, but I needed
to know if it was my fault...
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- ...she joined a convent.
- And?
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That part of the application was blank.
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- You're off the hook.
- You saw how she treated me.
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There was a hook, and I was on it.
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Now, if I've upset her, I gotta fix that.
She's the closest thing to a sister I have.
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How is there a breeze in here?
These walls should be 3 feet thick.
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This isn't a wall. It's a door.
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Oh, God.
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To be able to clutch your arm
right now.
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Come on.
Somebody's coming. Let's hide.
230
00:13:58,714 --> 00:14:01,216
Sister Larue was murdered?
231
00:14:01,383 --> 00:14:05,137
I hired you to disprove a suicide.
232
00:14:05,304 --> 00:14:08,307
This can't happen. Not here.
There are commandments.
233
00:14:08,474 --> 00:14:12,394
We follow all 10,
and I am commanding you to stop.
234
00:14:14,897 --> 00:14:16,774
Oh, Sister.
235
00:14:17,608 --> 00:14:19,610
Emerson, this is my refuge, my home.
236
00:14:19,777 --> 00:14:21,570
Wanna share it with
a homicidal maniac?
237
00:14:21,737 --> 00:14:26,283
Well, not particularly. Dang it.
238
00:14:26,450 --> 00:14:28,619
Educate me about Larue.
239
00:14:28,786 --> 00:14:31,747
- She ever mention diamonds?
- No.
240
00:14:31,914 --> 00:14:33,499
- Enemies?
- Everyone admired her.
241
00:14:33,665 --> 00:14:37,378
When she wasn't in the orchard, she was
in her room with her science books...
242
00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:42,674
...trying to improve our meager harvest
and turn our fortunes around.
243
00:14:43,217 --> 00:14:46,387
Hey, this wall is hollow.
244
00:14:52,267 --> 00:14:56,313
CDs? Magazines?
245
00:14:58,357 --> 00:15:02,986
Top-shelf fem-care?
This stuff is all forbidden.
246
00:15:05,155 --> 00:15:07,991
Someone's there. Shh.
247
00:15:12,371 --> 00:15:13,705
Please let me go.
248
00:15:13,872 --> 00:15:15,833
Not until you face the papal fuzz.
249
00:15:15,999 --> 00:15:17,960
What's been coming to pass up in here?
250
00:15:18,168 --> 00:15:20,379
I try so hard to be good...
251
00:15:20,546 --> 00:15:24,341
...but I cannot deny there are times
when I would kill for...
252
00:15:25,384 --> 00:15:26,510
...candy corn.
253
00:15:26,677 --> 00:15:28,429
In exchange for doing her chores...
254
00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:32,015
...Sister Larue would get some for me,
from the outside.
255
00:15:32,182 --> 00:15:34,435
Will I ever be forgiven?
256
00:15:34,685 --> 00:15:39,314
Yeah, penance list.
This should do it. Scram.
257
00:15:41,733 --> 00:15:44,611
We saw Mother Superior
coming out of a secret door.
258
00:15:44,778 --> 00:15:47,781
I'm gonna check it out. All of you in?
259
00:15:48,782 --> 00:15:50,451
I'm... I'm busy.
260
00:15:51,702 --> 00:15:53,370
Here's what I got. Sister Larue...
261
00:15:53,537 --> 00:15:58,083
...was running goods for her sisters,
from lip gloss to romance novels.
262
00:15:58,250 --> 00:16:01,336
I bet blessed boss lady found out
and dropped the hallowed hammer.
263
00:16:01,503 --> 00:16:04,089
Killing over that seems a tad extreme.
264
00:16:04,256 --> 00:16:06,967
But people kill for diamonds all the time.
265
00:16:07,134 --> 00:16:10,095
What if Larue's guilty pleasure
wasn't Harlequin tingles?
266
00:16:10,262 --> 00:16:11,513
What if it was bling?
267
00:16:11,722 --> 00:16:14,892
And she smuggled ice
into the penguin house for herself.
268
00:16:15,058 --> 00:16:17,227
If Mother Superior
found Larue's shiny stash...
269
00:16:17,394 --> 00:16:22,399
Then all it would take was one push,
and the convent would be back in black.
270
00:16:22,608 --> 00:16:25,152
By proxy, high-five.
271
00:16:30,866 --> 00:16:34,328
Get. Before I, by proxy, vomit.
272
00:16:36,872 --> 00:16:38,582
Good evening, Mother Superior.
273
00:16:38,749 --> 00:16:41,585
Father Dowling requested
I peruse your visitors log.
274
00:16:41,752 --> 00:16:43,921
While Chuck distracted
Mother Superior...
275
00:16:44,087 --> 00:16:47,883
...the remaining Vatican police
paid a visit to her secret rooms.
276
00:16:48,050 --> 00:16:50,093
Truffle storage.
277
00:16:50,260 --> 00:16:53,263
Guess Mother Superior
was just checking in on the crop.
278
00:16:53,430 --> 00:16:56,683
And capping off a do-it-yourself project.
279
00:16:58,852 --> 00:17:01,104
Odd, the bricks don't match.
280
00:17:02,940 --> 00:17:05,317
The mortar's wet too.
281
00:17:05,984 --> 00:17:08,111
Jericho time.
282
00:17:15,536 --> 00:17:19,915
Looks like we found
Larue's way in and out of here.
283
00:17:23,293 --> 00:17:25,879
We're hoping to interview people
who knew Sister Larue.
284
00:17:26,046 --> 00:17:29,174
From the looks of this,
she didn't have any visitors in 10 years.
285
00:17:29,341 --> 00:17:32,928
Some families disagree with
their daughter's decision to be cloistered.
286
00:17:33,095 --> 00:17:35,389
Often, they cut off contact,
not the novitiate.
287
00:17:35,556 --> 00:17:39,476
How did your family react
when you decided to take the veil?
288
00:17:39,643 --> 00:17:41,186
Take the... The what?
289
00:17:42,437 --> 00:17:43,730
Become a nun.
290
00:17:44,147 --> 00:17:46,149
Oh, um...
291
00:17:47,651 --> 00:17:48,986
They weren't around.
292
00:17:49,152 --> 00:17:53,490
I lost my dad when I was 8,
and my mom died having me.
293
00:17:53,865 --> 00:17:59,079
- Oh. God bless you. God bless her.
- I don't really dwell on it.
294
00:17:59,246 --> 00:18:02,499
But unexpectedly, I'll think of her,
and then, more specifically...
295
00:18:02,666 --> 00:18:06,587
...this hole in my heart
where a mother should be.
296
00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:10,757
- Didn't know her and I never will.
- Of course you will, my dear.
297
00:18:10,924 --> 00:18:14,928
- In heaven.
- I don't even know if I'm going to heaven.
298
00:18:15,095 --> 00:18:19,099
Future uncertain,
Chuck could only cling to the past.
299
00:18:19,266 --> 00:18:22,019
A past being pieced together
by a genealogy expert...
300
00:18:22,185 --> 00:18:24,896
...whom she needed to call
at that very moment.
301
00:18:25,063 --> 00:18:27,482
Do you mind if I use
your phone? Please?
302
00:18:28,900 --> 00:18:32,154
Twenty feet underground
and one-quarter mile to the east...
303
00:18:32,362 --> 00:18:33,989
...the Pie-Maker and Emerson Cod...
304
00:18:34,156 --> 00:18:39,369
...found Larue's secret door
led to a surprise destination.
305
00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:51,381
What in the hell is this?
306
00:18:51,548 --> 00:18:53,550
Shh.
307
00:18:55,135 --> 00:18:58,263
We're in the back of a restaurant
kitchen. He must be the chef.
308
00:18:58,430 --> 00:19:02,017
- Or Leatherface.
- My God.
309
00:19:02,184 --> 00:19:06,146
Leatherface has a 4-quart food processor
with a two-horsepower motor.
310
00:19:06,313 --> 00:19:07,731
I've wanted one forever.
311
00:19:07,898 --> 00:19:10,442
Juliennes like a dream.
312
00:19:13,987 --> 00:19:17,199
- Where is my Larue?
- Tell him.
313
00:19:17,366 --> 00:19:19,493
Rule number one:
Don't buy fish on Monday.
314
00:19:19,660 --> 00:19:22,162
Rule number two:
Don't poke an angry German.
315
00:19:22,329 --> 00:19:26,249
Swiss German. Sounds like the chef who
taught my Tortes of Europe pastry class.
316
00:19:26,416 --> 00:19:29,169
- He don't look too Swiss to me.
- Sorry, sir?
317
00:19:29,336 --> 00:19:31,672
Sister Larue is dead.
We had nothing to do with it.
318
00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:35,217
So please consider your neutral homeland
and put the cutlery down.
319
00:19:38,762 --> 00:19:40,847
The facts were these.
320
00:19:41,014 --> 00:19:44,267
Hansel Von Getz,
Switzerland's acclaimed chef...
321
00:19:44,434 --> 00:19:46,770
...decided to conquerAmerica.
322
00:19:46,937 --> 00:19:50,857
He opened a restaurant neighboring
the Sisters of the Divine Magnatum...
323
00:19:51,024 --> 00:19:56,571
...where, unbeknownst to him,
Sister Larue discovered a doorknob...
324
00:19:56,738 --> 00:20:01,785
...that hadn't been used since Prohibition
deliveries of Communion wine.
325
00:20:01,952 --> 00:20:05,080
Just as a truffle
grows among tree roots...
326
00:20:05,247 --> 00:20:10,877
...so did the nun and the chef
form a symbiotic relationship.
327
00:20:11,044 --> 00:20:13,296
He would supply her and her sisters...
328
00:20:13,463 --> 00:20:16,133
...with earthly delights
from the outside world.
329
00:20:16,299 --> 00:20:20,554
She would supply him
with his favorite ingredient.
330
00:20:20,721 --> 00:20:23,932
Often, they dined together
at lavish meals.
331
00:20:24,099 --> 00:20:28,562
One night, his guest surprised him
with dessert.
332
00:20:28,729 --> 00:20:31,231
This is delicious.
333
00:20:31,398 --> 00:20:34,526
- Like, really amazing.
- The rotten meal you saw...
334
00:20:34,693 --> 00:20:38,613
...it was to celebrate our anniversary.
I didn't have the heart to throw it away.
335
00:20:38,780 --> 00:20:42,242
- So Larue never made it to the wingding?
- When hours became days...
336
00:20:42,409 --> 00:20:46,413
...I went into the catacombs to look
for her, but a wall blocked my path.
337
00:20:46,580 --> 00:20:50,834
The last time you saw Larue,
did she seem scared? Upset?
338
00:20:51,001 --> 00:20:52,961
Her mood was joyous.
339
00:20:53,128 --> 00:20:56,131
We made love here.
340
00:20:56,298 --> 00:20:59,259
And then she gave me this.
341
00:20:59,426 --> 00:21:01,261
An Italian white truffle.
342
00:21:01,428 --> 00:21:04,264
The most sought-after
culinary delicacy in the world.
343
00:21:04,431 --> 00:21:06,808
Its aroma has driven men mad.
344
00:21:06,975 --> 00:21:08,310
But Emerson Cod's gaze...
345
00:21:08,477 --> 00:21:13,273
...was not on the priceless morsel
known scientifically as Tuber magnatum.
346
00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:16,067
It was on a piece of stationery
which bore the same word.
347
00:21:17,861 --> 00:21:22,365
- Say, could you throw puppy a bone?
- Certainly.
348
00:21:23,283 --> 00:21:25,202
At $4000 a pound...
349
00:21:25,368 --> 00:21:28,246
...no wonder they call it
the diamond of the table.
350
00:21:28,455 --> 00:21:30,791
- Diamond?
- Yep. Gotta go.
351
00:21:30,957 --> 00:21:35,337
Listen, we find anything else out,
we'll just pop up and fill you in.
352
00:21:35,545 --> 00:21:38,215
Larue was the love of my life.
353
00:21:38,381 --> 00:21:42,135
I will not rest
until you find out who killed her.
354
00:21:42,302 --> 00:21:46,056
"You are a vile man who will stew
in the juices of your sin for all eternity.
355
00:21:46,264 --> 00:21:48,225
Do not try to see me again.
Sister Larue."
356
00:21:48,391 --> 00:21:50,352
Boyfriend's name was Hansel Von Getz.
357
00:21:50,519 --> 00:21:52,521
They were together, in the Biblical sense?
358
00:21:52,687 --> 00:21:54,731
- Sure were.
- Let me get this straight.
359
00:21:54,898 --> 00:21:59,319
She took an underground tunnel to
a restaurant owned by a Swiss chef...
360
00:21:59,486 --> 00:22:02,239
...who traded black-market swag
for truffles.
361
00:22:02,405 --> 00:22:05,742
Nun dumps chef, chef gets scary,
nun walls up the basement tunnel...
362
00:22:05,909 --> 00:22:07,911
...to keep him out.
He finds a way out...
363
00:22:08,078 --> 00:22:11,248
...follows her up to the bell tower,
and it's raining nuns.
364
00:22:11,414 --> 00:22:15,085
As for the mystery diamonds,
they're Italian white truffles.
365
00:22:15,669 --> 00:22:17,003
The diamond of the table.
366
00:22:17,170 --> 00:22:20,382
Except she couldn't
have had white truffles.
367
00:22:20,549 --> 00:22:21,758
They only grow in Italy.
368
00:22:21,925 --> 00:22:24,427
Everything else seems
about right, though. Great job.
369
00:22:24,594 --> 00:22:26,596
Peace be with you, and also with you.
370
00:22:29,266 --> 00:22:30,600
That was way too easy.
371
00:22:30,767 --> 00:22:34,396
Oh, yeah. Itty-bitty's about to blow.
372
00:22:35,188 --> 00:22:37,941
I know you're upset. Let's talk.
373
00:22:38,108 --> 00:22:40,777
- Why would I wanna do that?
- Because I'm your friend.
374
00:22:41,069 --> 00:22:43,280
Really? Have you thought
about me since I left?
375
00:22:43,446 --> 00:22:46,783
Go on. I'll be your punching bag.
Jab all your misplaced anger away...
376
00:22:46,950 --> 00:22:48,952
...but you should know
Chuck feels awful.
377
00:22:49,119 --> 00:22:52,080
For what? I ain't mad at Chuck.
I'm mad at you.
378
00:22:52,247 --> 00:22:56,459
- I didn't do anything.
- I had feelings for you.
379
00:22:56,626 --> 00:22:59,254
When I made those feelings known,
you made it known...
380
00:22:59,421 --> 00:23:01,256
...that you didn't feel the same way.
381
00:23:01,423 --> 00:23:05,594
An awkward patch, absolutely,
but we talked, and it's behind us.
382
00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:08,138
No, it's behind you.
383
00:23:08,305 --> 00:23:11,308
You don't like messy,
you don't like feeling bad...
384
00:23:11,474 --> 00:23:15,103
...so as soon as you could,
you just moved on and abandoned me.
385
00:23:15,270 --> 00:23:18,607
If I'm gonna have to get over you
all by myself, I'd like to do it...
386
00:23:18,773 --> 00:23:21,651
...in a place where I don't have to
see your face every day.
387
00:23:21,860 --> 00:23:24,154
But this place isn't you.
You belong at home.
388
00:23:24,321 --> 00:23:25,488
This is my home.
389
00:23:25,655 --> 00:23:28,992
And if I were to ever go back to home,
which I won't be, I can't.
390
00:23:29,159 --> 00:23:31,244
What if I slip
and tell the secret to Chuck?
391
00:23:31,411 --> 00:23:32,495
What secret?
392
00:23:32,662 --> 00:23:36,416
No secret. Did I say "secret"? Weird.
I must be speaking in tongues.
393
00:23:36,583 --> 00:23:37,709
Hallelujah.
394
00:23:39,586 --> 00:23:41,463
Stop it.
That's not even good gibberish.
395
00:23:41,630 --> 00:23:44,007
This is why
I can't be around any of you.
396
00:23:44,174 --> 00:23:46,343
I get lured into a sense of familiarity...
397
00:23:46,509 --> 00:23:50,513
...and my lips, they just loosen up,
and I blurt.
398
00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:54,643
This is your last warning.
Please stop digging.
399
00:23:54,809 --> 00:23:56,770
I won't.
And you know who really won't...
400
00:23:56,937 --> 00:24:00,148
...when I tell her what you said?
And believe you me, I'm telling.
401
00:24:00,315 --> 00:24:03,360
- Chuck.
- No! Oh, please.
402
00:24:03,526 --> 00:24:07,364
Ned, Ned, I'm sworn to secrecy, Ned.
403
00:24:07,530 --> 00:24:09,616
What if I guess?
404
00:24:10,784 --> 00:24:14,037
- I don't get what I'm looking at.
- Look harder and faster.
405
00:24:14,204 --> 00:24:17,832
Okay, nuns from 29 years ago.
406
00:24:17,999 --> 00:24:20,502
Is it how many nuns,
like a number puzzle?
407
00:24:21,544 --> 00:24:25,048
Something to do with
the sacred feminine? Um...
408
00:24:25,215 --> 00:24:28,385
- Uh, are Freemasons involved?
- Oh, Lord, help me.
409
00:24:29,386 --> 00:24:30,387
A nun.
410
00:24:31,763 --> 00:24:34,557
Okay. Um... Hmm.
411
00:24:35,225 --> 00:24:37,560
- What, she's fat?
- Mm-mm. It's like...
412
00:24:38,228 --> 00:24:41,564
She's not fat, but she looks fat.
She's pregnant.
413
00:24:43,733 --> 00:24:47,362
Yeah. Did she, uh, have her baby?
414
00:24:47,570 --> 00:24:49,155
Did she have to give it up?
415
00:24:52,450 --> 00:24:54,202
No idea what that means. Moving on.
416
00:24:54,369 --> 00:24:57,205
Uh, do you know
this fallen nun personally?
417
00:24:57,372 --> 00:24:59,332
- You do. Do I?
- Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
418
00:24:59,499 --> 00:25:01,876
I do? She doesn't look familiar.
419
00:25:04,212 --> 00:25:05,338
- Lily Charles.
- Oh!
420
00:25:05,505 --> 00:25:10,844
So Aunt Lily had a baby 29 years ago...
421
00:25:11,011 --> 00:25:13,596
...right around the time
that Chuck was born.
422
00:25:13,763 --> 00:25:16,558
So Chuck has a cousin her same age...
423
00:25:16,725 --> 00:25:19,769
...but not her cousin, because Lily
and Vivian aren't her aunts.
424
00:25:19,978 --> 00:25:22,272
You are killing me!
425
00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:24,274
Not really her cousin...
426
00:25:24,441 --> 00:25:27,068
...because not really her aunts...
427
00:25:28,278 --> 00:25:30,780
...because really her mother.
Lily is Chuck's mother.
428
00:25:30,947 --> 00:25:35,285
Oh, the weight has been lifted. Let's go.
429
00:25:35,452 --> 00:25:37,912
That's why Chuck
couldn't complete her family tree.
430
00:25:38,079 --> 00:25:39,622
Everyone lied to her.
431
00:25:40,290 --> 00:25:42,459
My head is about to explode.
432
00:25:42,625 --> 00:25:46,463
- Why did I make you tell me?
- I told you to stop digging.
433
00:25:52,761 --> 00:25:54,137
Jiminy crispies.
434
00:25:57,390 --> 00:26:00,101
Are you paying final respects?
435
00:26:00,643 --> 00:26:02,645
You were right...
436
00:26:03,271 --> 00:26:05,231
...about digging around in my past.
437
00:26:05,398 --> 00:26:08,276
Digging did me nothing
but get me sore all over.
438
00:26:08,443 --> 00:26:12,447
Turns out Mr. Pennebaker
is no better than a third-grader.
439
00:26:13,114 --> 00:26:17,744
No further information on my dad
and no record of my mom.
440
00:26:17,911 --> 00:26:19,996
I'm a person with no past...
441
00:26:20,163 --> 00:26:23,583
...and no future, because of what I am.
442
00:26:24,292 --> 00:26:27,796
Chuck, I have something to tell you.
443
00:26:27,962 --> 00:26:30,173
Something about your...
444
00:26:30,799 --> 00:26:33,510
What do you mean,
"because of what I am"?
445
00:26:33,676 --> 00:26:35,178
You know.
446
00:26:35,345 --> 00:26:37,138
- How I am.
- I don't know.
447
00:26:37,305 --> 00:26:42,477
How and what are you,
and why do I suddenly feel contrite?
448
00:26:42,644 --> 00:26:45,522
The sisters are saying
that Larue's haunting the bell tower.
449
00:26:45,688 --> 00:26:48,691
She rings the chimes to let
people know that she's not dead...
450
00:26:48,858 --> 00:26:53,113
...but she's not alive either.
She's just somewhere in between.
451
00:26:53,279 --> 00:26:56,658
I don't believe in ghosts,
and Larue is right here.
452
00:26:57,867 --> 00:27:01,371
What if we've interrupted the transition
between life and the afterlife?
453
00:27:01,538 --> 00:27:04,666
I didn't move on to where
Mom and Dad are, and I didn't return...
454
00:27:04,833 --> 00:27:08,628
...to where I was either. I'm just stuck.
455
00:27:08,795 --> 00:27:10,672
I'm stuck, and I'm absolutely alone...
456
00:27:10,839 --> 00:27:14,342
...and I don't know if I can go on
like this, or even if I want to.
457
00:27:16,719 --> 00:27:20,723
Are you saying you want me
to touch you again?
458
00:27:22,392 --> 00:27:24,894
Father Mulcahy, I need your help.
459
00:27:30,191 --> 00:27:31,484
Penance lists.
460
00:27:31,651 --> 00:27:33,736
One for every day since I arrived.
461
00:27:33,903 --> 00:27:36,906
By burning your bossier-than-thou
handwriting into my brain...
462
00:27:37,073 --> 00:27:39,659
...these lists have dug you a hole to hell.
Know why?
463
00:27:39,826 --> 00:27:41,911
Because I also know you wrote this.
464
00:27:42,078 --> 00:27:45,248
You just stumbled onto
Larue's contraband side business...
465
00:27:45,415 --> 00:27:47,333
...and her affair with Chef Boyardee...
466
00:27:47,500 --> 00:27:50,086
...and then you killed her
in some God-fearing rage...
467
00:27:50,253 --> 00:27:53,923
...and left this fake note, hoping
her boyfriend wouldn't suspect foul play.
468
00:27:54,090 --> 00:27:56,926
But, oh, it was foul play.
It was the foulest of the foul.
469
00:27:57,135 --> 00:28:01,431
Exodus 20: 16. Thou shalt not
bear false witness against thy neighbor...
470
00:28:01,598 --> 00:28:04,726
...or push them out of bell towers.
Ring a bell?
471
00:28:04,893 --> 00:28:07,520
You never could grasp
the meaning of that verse.
472
00:28:07,687 --> 00:28:10,023
But there is truth in your words.
473
00:28:10,190 --> 00:28:12,442
I did compose that letter.
474
00:28:12,650 --> 00:28:15,069
Oh. Take her down, Father Dowling.
475
00:28:15,236 --> 00:28:19,115
Yes, Father Dowling,
just like you did in your TV show.
476
00:28:19,282 --> 00:28:23,369
Perhaps your associate, M*A*S*H's
Father Mulcahy, would like to help.
477
00:28:24,579 --> 00:28:25,622
Oh.
478
00:28:25,788 --> 00:28:27,665
I decided to do some investigating...
479
00:28:27,832 --> 00:28:29,959
...after chatting
with your female colleague.
480
00:28:30,126 --> 00:28:32,295
Her ignorance of the term
"taking the veil"...
481
00:28:32,462 --> 00:28:35,381
...might have been explained
as a simple slip of the brain...
482
00:28:35,548 --> 00:28:37,634
...but when she doubted
her place in heaven...
483
00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:40,136
...I began to wonder
if she had any faith at all.
484
00:28:40,303 --> 00:28:44,140
A call to the Vatican
explained everything.
485
00:28:44,307 --> 00:28:49,229
"Sister Christian" is nothing
but a heavy-petting power ballad.
486
00:28:49,395 --> 00:28:50,813
We're motoring.
487
00:28:52,023 --> 00:28:53,483
- Aah.
- Oh.
488
00:29:00,698 --> 00:29:03,493
As Father Confessor,
I'm usually the one in that seat...
489
00:29:03,660 --> 00:29:06,496
...but tonight I yearn
to unburden my soul.
490
00:29:06,663 --> 00:29:08,831
Should we...
491
00:29:09,707 --> 00:29:11,334
...jump in, get it over with?
492
00:29:12,001 --> 00:29:13,211
Ready when you are.
493
00:29:17,048 --> 00:29:18,216
I can't do this.
494
00:29:18,383 --> 00:29:19,884
Not after a day like today.
495
00:29:20,051 --> 00:29:22,887
Really? You wanna...?
496
00:29:23,471 --> 00:29:25,014
Yeah.
497
00:29:28,184 --> 00:29:29,269
Yeah.
498
00:29:39,737 --> 00:29:45,201
So all this time, I thought my colleagues
and I were getting along great...
499
00:29:45,368 --> 00:29:48,121
...talking out our issues,
and as it turns out...
500
00:29:48,288 --> 00:29:50,873
- ...I'm a giant disappointment.
- Because?
501
00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:55,044
Because I don't like messy,
and I bring them back from the...
502
00:29:55,211 --> 00:29:58,256
...place they were. Look,
the specifics aren't important...
503
00:29:58,423 --> 00:30:02,051
...but I wasn't trying
to screw up everyone's life.
504
00:30:02,218 --> 00:30:05,221
We aren't born with bad habits.
Where'd you learn them, Father?
505
00:30:05,722 --> 00:30:08,599
His entire life,
the Pie-Maker had never felt safe...
506
00:30:08,766 --> 00:30:10,601
...poking at paternal scars...
507
00:30:10,768 --> 00:30:13,229
...but in the cool quiet
of the confessional...
508
00:30:13,396 --> 00:30:16,441
...and with nothing to lose,
he allowed himself.
509
00:30:16,607 --> 00:30:19,319
My father deserted me
in boarding school when I was 9.
510
00:30:19,527 --> 00:30:22,113
Months passed
with nothing but a postcard...
511
00:30:22,280 --> 00:30:23,740
...so...
512
00:30:24,907 --> 00:30:29,245
...I went to the school chapel
every day and prayed.
513
00:30:29,912 --> 00:30:32,081
Prayed that he would...
514
00:30:33,082 --> 00:30:35,752
...just walk through the door and...
515
00:30:35,918 --> 00:30:39,339
...give me a hug
and tell me I was forgiven for...
516
00:30:41,049 --> 00:30:44,135
...whatever it was that made him leave.
517
00:30:45,845 --> 00:30:48,139
Then he was the one
who taught you to run.
518
00:30:48,306 --> 00:30:52,352
If I act like my father,
it's strictly by coincidence.
519
00:30:52,560 --> 00:30:54,354
I wouldn't know him from Adam.
520
00:30:54,562 --> 00:30:57,482
You never tried to reach out,
track him down?
521
00:30:57,648 --> 00:31:01,486
I see no reason to sift through history
when I know everything there is rotten.
522
00:31:01,652 --> 00:31:03,196
That's where you're wrong.
523
00:31:03,363 --> 00:31:08,034
The boy abandoned in the chapel
is the same man abandoning people now.
524
00:31:08,201 --> 00:31:11,996
If you ever wanna change,
you've got to rectify your past.
525
00:31:12,163 --> 00:31:14,332
Otherwise, you won't have a future.
526
00:31:14,499 --> 00:31:16,125
Thank you.
527
00:31:18,169 --> 00:31:20,046
I guess.
528
00:31:20,213 --> 00:31:22,590
Now, why don't you tell me
who you really are?
529
00:31:27,845 --> 00:31:29,722
Shame on you.
530
00:31:32,850 --> 00:31:36,229
Sister Olive's locked in the laundry room.
Go calm her down.
531
00:31:36,396 --> 00:31:38,481
Where's Sister Christian?
532
00:31:38,815 --> 00:31:39,816
Oh.
533
00:31:49,992 --> 00:31:52,161
Oh, Father Ed. You've gotta help me.
534
00:31:52,328 --> 00:31:53,913
Mother Superior is a killer.
535
00:31:54,122 --> 00:31:56,999
The Vatican police
are really three detectives that I hired.
536
00:31:57,166 --> 00:32:00,837
- Now, one of them is a pie-maker...
- Sister Olive, no more of this.
537
00:32:01,003 --> 00:32:04,090
Mother Superior is a holy woman.
Now, calm down...
538
00:32:04,257 --> 00:32:06,843
...and try to channel inner peace
through hard work.
539
00:32:07,009 --> 00:32:09,220
You come down here,
dump off your laundry...
540
00:32:09,387 --> 00:32:13,349
...and expect me to pretend
that that menopausal maniac's a saint?
541
00:32:13,516 --> 00:32:17,353
How does one person
get so much bat poo on themselves?
542
00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:20,857
Looks like you had a brawl in the...
543
00:32:21,441 --> 00:32:23,526
...bell tower.
544
00:32:23,776 --> 00:32:26,070
Jeez, Louise.
545
00:32:26,654 --> 00:32:27,864
You pushed Larue.
546
00:32:28,030 --> 00:32:29,198
Sister, let me explain...
547
00:32:35,663 --> 00:32:37,623
- Did you find the keys?
- I assure you...
548
00:32:37,790 --> 00:32:41,627
...if I locate anything key-ish,
you are the first person I will tell.
549
00:32:41,794 --> 00:32:43,212
Help!
550
00:32:43,379 --> 00:32:44,464
That's Olive.
551
00:32:44,672 --> 00:32:47,216
All right, we're busting out of here.
552
00:32:50,803 --> 00:32:54,098
At that moment,
Sister Christian had a crazy thought.
553
00:32:54,265 --> 00:32:56,893
- If ghosts did exist...
CHUCK: Sister Larue?
554
00:32:57,059 --> 00:33:00,730
...Sister Larue might be the one entity
with whom she could commiserate.
555
00:33:00,897 --> 00:33:03,774
I'm sorry to barge in on you like this.
556
00:33:04,192 --> 00:33:05,902
I just thought...
557
00:33:06,068 --> 00:33:08,196
...if you're up here...
558
00:33:08,946 --> 00:33:11,908
...you may be feeling godforsaken.
559
00:33:12,617 --> 00:33:14,911
So maybe I could, um...
560
00:33:16,787 --> 00:33:20,750
Maybe I could do some polishing,
and we can...
561
00:33:21,125 --> 00:33:22,585
We can feel that way together.
562
00:33:22,752 --> 00:33:26,339
Charlotte Charles knew a great deal
about removing tarnish...
563
00:33:26,506 --> 00:33:29,926
...for she had spent countless hours
polishing her aunts' stockpile...
564
00:33:30,092 --> 00:33:33,012
...of copper, brass
and bronze cheese knives.
565
00:33:33,221 --> 00:33:37,517
The metal before her, however, was...
566
00:33:39,143 --> 00:33:40,186
Stainless steel.
567
00:33:40,353 --> 00:33:43,606
Meaning the nun
whose chore was to polish the bells...
568
00:33:43,773 --> 00:33:45,608
...never needed to do so.
569
00:33:45,775 --> 00:33:48,986
It was a revelation which made
the footprint on the bucket...
570
00:33:49,153 --> 00:33:50,780
...even more strange.
571
00:33:50,947 --> 00:33:55,618
If she wasn't polishing,
what did Sister Larue need to reach?
572
00:33:58,287 --> 00:34:02,375
Chuck expected to hear
the dulcet chime of a tiny bell...
573
00:34:02,542 --> 00:34:09,131
...not the thud of Sister Larue's
secret truffle laboratory.
574
00:34:09,632 --> 00:34:11,175
Help!
575
00:34:11,342 --> 00:34:13,052
Olive?
576
00:34:14,470 --> 00:34:16,305
Olive?
577
00:34:18,057 --> 00:34:21,686
At that moment, Charlotte Charles
discovered who had killed Sister Larue.
578
00:34:21,852 --> 00:34:23,771
It was a secret she would be taking
to her grave.
579
00:34:25,189 --> 00:34:26,857
Again.
580
00:34:29,777 --> 00:34:32,071
When being chased,
Olive Snook hearkened back...
581
00:34:32,238 --> 00:34:36,617
...to an educational film on alligators
and what to do when pursued by one:
582
00:34:36,784 --> 00:34:40,371
Run zigzag until you can climb a tree.
583
00:34:40,538 --> 00:34:42,665
Olive, up here!
584
00:34:43,207 --> 00:34:44,250
Chuck!
585
00:34:44,417 --> 00:34:47,211
Sister, I wanted to help Larue,
not hurt her!
586
00:34:47,378 --> 00:34:49,046
Whatever.
587
00:34:56,387 --> 00:34:59,056
Step away, or you gonna
have communion with your shovel.
588
00:34:59,223 --> 00:35:00,308
Help me!
589
00:35:03,102 --> 00:35:04,645
- Help me!
- We're coming!
590
00:35:04,812 --> 00:35:06,856
Oh, God. Help!
591
00:35:07,773 --> 00:35:09,025
Help, help, help!
592
00:35:09,191 --> 00:35:11,861
Sisters, help him. Go help him, help him.
593
00:35:12,028 --> 00:35:14,614
- The rest of us, pray.
- Come on, come on.
594
00:35:15,281 --> 00:35:17,533
Chuck! I got you.
595
00:35:17,700 --> 00:35:21,912
Oh, Chuck, I'm so sorry I was cold.
I didn't wanna hurt you.
596
00:35:22,079 --> 00:35:24,582
Now you're still gonna be hurt,
and I'm gonna lose...
597
00:35:24,749 --> 00:35:29,086
- ...the closest thing to a sister I have.
- Oh, thank you. That means a lot to me.
598
00:35:30,630 --> 00:35:33,966
If this ends up going downhill,
I know who killed Larue.
599
00:35:34,133 --> 00:35:35,384
I know. Father Ed.
600
00:35:35,551 --> 00:35:37,219
No. No, look.
601
00:35:40,473 --> 00:35:42,266
- Pigby?
- I was holding the truffles.
602
00:35:42,433 --> 00:35:46,062
It was unintentional, but it's encoded
in her genes to go after them.
603
00:35:47,396 --> 00:35:48,814
I'm slipping, I'm slipping.
604
00:35:49,440 --> 00:35:52,026
I'm pulling. Pigby, pull!
605
00:35:52,234 --> 00:35:54,236
Pull! Pigby, pull!
606
00:35:59,075 --> 00:36:01,118
Thank you.
607
00:36:01,285 --> 00:36:03,621
Oh, glory be to Go...
608
00:36:05,790 --> 00:36:07,750
Olive! Olive!
609
00:36:07,917 --> 00:36:12,129
As she fell, Olive
was overcome by a sense of peace.
610
00:36:12,296 --> 00:36:15,549
She said a prayer that the Pie-Maker
and Chuck would be happy...
611
00:36:15,758 --> 00:36:18,928
...that Emerson would be rich,
and that a slice of Georgia peach...
612
00:36:19,095 --> 00:36:21,180
...served hot with cinnamon ice cream...
613
00:36:21,347 --> 00:36:23,683
...would be forever known
on the Pie Hole menu...
614
00:36:23,849 --> 00:36:26,602
...as an Olive Snook.
615
00:36:26,811 --> 00:36:28,104
Stupid ass.
616
00:36:28,270 --> 00:36:31,732
It is finished, Lord. Take me home.
617
00:36:31,899 --> 00:36:37,488
Home, in this instance, was the cart
hauled strategically into place by...
618
00:36:39,281 --> 00:36:41,951
- Hi.
- Good catch.
619
00:36:46,872 --> 00:36:48,666
The facts were these:
620
00:36:48,833 --> 00:36:51,043
Dr. Linda Frank, mycologist...
621
00:36:51,210 --> 00:36:55,381
...was hired by agricultural giant
I Thought You Were Hungry Foods...
622
00:36:55,548 --> 00:36:56,590
...for one mission.
623
00:36:56,799 --> 00:37:01,095
The test-tube cultivation
of the elusive ltalian white truffle.
624
00:37:01,303 --> 00:37:04,807
It would be
a landmark achievement, until...
625
00:37:07,143 --> 00:37:09,103
All funding was pulled.
626
00:37:09,311 --> 00:37:12,773
Hearing of the Sisters of the
Divine Magnatum's truffle farm...
627
00:37:12,940 --> 00:37:15,651
...Dr. Frank became Sister Larue...
628
00:37:15,818 --> 00:37:18,446
...who would use the nunnery
for her own gain.
629
00:37:18,821 --> 00:37:22,700
She began work on her own experiments.
630
00:37:22,908 --> 00:37:24,076
But labs need equipment.
631
00:37:24,326 --> 00:37:29,582
And so Sister Larue found her way
to Hansel Von Getz...
632
00:37:29,749 --> 00:37:34,253
...the next victim she would exploit
to keep her research going.
633
00:37:34,462 --> 00:37:38,674
Years passed, and Larue
finally achieved her goal.
634
00:37:38,841 --> 00:37:44,180
The discovery would make her filthy rich,
and so she planned her exit.
635
00:37:44,388 --> 00:37:48,184
On the eve of her departure,
she brought her chef a gift.
636
00:37:48,350 --> 00:37:52,438
He never realized it was
the equivalent of a culinary kiss-off.
637
00:37:52,605 --> 00:37:56,233
And she never realized Mother Superior
had followed her.
638
00:37:56,442 --> 00:38:02,031
Desperate to bring a stray lamb
back into the fold, a plan was hatched.
639
00:38:02,490 --> 00:38:05,409
Mother Superior
would end the relationship.
640
00:38:05,618 --> 00:38:08,913
Father Ed would save Larue's soul.
The gentle priest...
641
00:38:09,079 --> 00:38:12,583
...expected contrition, not
a million-dollar scientific breakthrough...
642
00:38:12,792 --> 00:38:15,544
...and a false nun possessed by greed.
643
00:38:16,670 --> 00:38:20,633
Staring into the face
of what he considered true evil...
644
00:38:20,800 --> 00:38:24,595
...the priest ordered Larue
to take her discovery and leave.
645
00:38:24,804 --> 00:38:29,558
As she took one last look at the place
she had despised for so many years...
646
00:38:29,725 --> 00:38:33,229
...Larue never realized it would be
the last look she would ever have.
647
00:38:36,524 --> 00:38:38,484
The priest mistakenly assumed...
648
00:38:38,651 --> 00:38:43,364
...that his condemnation
led Larue to take her own life.
649
00:38:43,531 --> 00:38:48,786
With the truth uncovered,
life returned to normal at the nunnery.
650
00:38:49,537 --> 00:38:54,041
- Where's Dowling and Christian?
- Just bringing the car around.
651
00:38:54,583 --> 00:38:58,420
So how did your sisters
take the truth about Larue?
652
00:38:58,587 --> 00:39:02,258
It was rough.
She betrayed every sweet soul here.
653
00:39:02,424 --> 00:39:05,970
Luckily, this particular sinner
had a silver lining.
654
00:39:06,136 --> 00:39:09,765
For all her wickedness,
Larue was a fungal genius.
655
00:39:09,932 --> 00:39:14,937
Mother Superior wants to build the lab
and continue her work. Cha-ching.
656
00:39:15,104 --> 00:39:16,105
Hm.
657
00:39:16,272 --> 00:39:19,525
Wouldn't have happened
if you didn't insist on digging.
658
00:39:19,692 --> 00:39:22,069
Go on, it was a team effort.
659
00:39:22,236 --> 00:39:26,156
Hey, they, uh, tapped me to be
the new head of truffle operations.
660
00:39:26,365 --> 00:39:28,951
Ah, you'll be great.
661
00:39:30,452 --> 00:39:34,915
Because you are great. Person-wise.
And you're right about a lot of things.
662
00:39:35,082 --> 00:39:37,501
Like what you said about
how when things got messy...
663
00:39:37,668 --> 00:39:41,463
...I left you in the dirt. Not literally,
but I'm sure it felt that way.
664
00:39:42,339 --> 00:39:47,970
- That's not great.
- No. That wasn't great.
665
00:39:49,597 --> 00:39:52,141
It was awful. I was awful.
I'm ashamed of myself.
666
00:39:52,308 --> 00:39:56,562
I know what it's like to be abandoned.
You think you're worthless, unlovable.
667
00:39:56,729 --> 00:39:59,481
And your heart hardens
to the person who did it to you.
668
00:40:00,357 --> 00:40:04,236
Forgiving them is inconceivable.
669
00:40:05,988 --> 00:40:10,367
So I know I have no right to ask for your
forgiveness, but I still wanna tell you...
670
00:40:13,078 --> 00:40:14,663
...I'm sorry.
671
00:40:16,874 --> 00:40:18,208
Wow.
672
00:40:19,585 --> 00:40:22,713
I just came out here to see
if I could catch a ride home.
673
00:40:22,880 --> 00:40:26,508
But, um, that was nice too.
674
00:40:27,217 --> 00:40:33,682
- Oh, you wanna come home?
- Oh. My work here is done.
675
00:40:33,891 --> 00:40:37,519
I still have to figure out a way
to avoid blabbing Lily's secret to Chuck.
676
00:40:37,728 --> 00:40:41,815
Well, once I talk to her tonight,
it won't be a secret.
677
00:40:42,650 --> 00:40:47,571
I know. But trust me.
678
00:40:49,281 --> 00:40:50,616
I do.
679
00:40:52,618 --> 00:40:55,871
Hey, let me go hand in my habit
and we'll hit the bricks.
680
00:40:56,205 --> 00:41:01,085
- Are you gonna miss this place?
- Yeah. Yeah.
681
00:41:01,251 --> 00:41:03,545
Of course, they gave me a little souvenir.
682
00:41:04,922 --> 00:41:07,758
- Yeah.
- Come on, Pigby.
683
00:41:08,842 --> 00:41:10,219
Hmm.
684
00:41:10,386 --> 00:41:15,265
A secret that was nine months
plus 29 years, 11 months...
685
00:41:15,432 --> 00:41:19,728
...2 weeks, 5 days, 15 hours
and 45 minutes in the making...
686
00:41:19,895 --> 00:41:25,567
...was undone in three seconds
with three words. "Lily's your mother."
687
00:41:25,776 --> 00:41:29,989
Now the Pie-Maker
could only wait for a response.
688
00:41:30,155 --> 00:41:34,118
Are you okay? Your expression is hard
to read. Maybe you could, you know...
689
00:41:34,868 --> 00:41:36,161
...look at me?
690
00:41:40,332 --> 00:41:44,420
- Tears.
- Happy ones.
691
00:41:47,131 --> 00:41:50,092
See how you took that news
and chose to make it good?
692
00:41:51,760 --> 00:41:53,595
It's inspiring.
693
00:41:54,805 --> 00:41:58,350
Makes me realize I've got
some digging of my own to do.
694
00:41:58,517 --> 00:41:59,935
Mm-hm.
695
00:42:04,606 --> 00:42:08,527
For you. I thought
you might wanna fill it in.
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