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Previously on Pushing Daisies:
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Young Ned had a special gift.
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He could touch dead things
and bring them back to life.
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But he could only bring the dead back
to life for one minute.
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Any longer,
and someone else had to die.
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And there was one more thing
he had to learn:
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First touch, life.
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Second touch, dead again forever.
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But as Ned grew into the Pie-Maker,
this gift proved to be most useful...
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...in the death of his childhood
sweetheart, Charlotte Charles.
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Are you in love with her?
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- You only got a minute.
- I know.
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What if you didn't have to be dead?
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- Can't touch me.
- Kiss is out of the question?
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Touch murder victims,
ask who killed them.
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You touch them again, they go back
to being dead, you collect the reward?
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That's it in a nutshell.
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Might I make an observation?
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Compliment or criticism?
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A neutral thought is neither
complimentary nor critical.
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Neutral thought gives me pause.
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- You seem unhappy.
- What are you beating at?
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An offer to repair
your espresso machine.
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The motto of
the Longborough School for Boys was:
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"Institutum superia omnibus"
or "Tradition over all."
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But on this morning,
whether it was the topic of flight...
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...or the brandy
in the teachers' parlor...
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...Mr. Galt threw tradition
to the wind...
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...and let the students choose their own
lab partners.
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Young Ned, however,
found his chosen for him.
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Eugene Mulchandani
was an exchange student...
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...from Gorakhpur, lndia.
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Young Ned felt a gnawing pity
growing in his stomach...
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...as was tradition.
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But beneath Eugene's headgear
thrived an active imagination...
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...and a useful gift
for aeronautical model building...
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...as well as the hope
that someone might not dislike him...
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...for the simple fact
that he was different.
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Young Ned found himself breaking
with his own tradition...
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...and, in a moment of passion...
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...he fought back.
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For the first time
since his father dropped him off...
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...young Ned made a friend.
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In the surge of emotion...
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...he forgot his mother had died,
his father had left him...
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...and that he missed
the girl named Chuck.
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He also forgot he wasjumping
into a pile of dead leaves...
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...that were once alive.
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Eugene Mulchandani fled in a flurry
of saliva and fear.
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Eugene would eventually forget
young Ned's mistake...
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...and chalk it up to magic leaves.
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But young Ned would never forget...
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...that happiness born of passion
is always short-lived.
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Yet, through no fault of his own...
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...he had once again stumbled
into happiness.
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Good morning.
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Which terrified him.
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Morning.
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Guess what day it is today.
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World Hello Day.
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Oh, you've finally put up my calendar
of obscure holidays.
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Yes, and hola.
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That's Española.
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That's Turkish, Indonesian, Cherokee.
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The Indonesian says "good day"
which is better than "hello"...
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...because what does that say?
"I'm here, your turn to talk."
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Kind of selfish.
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- What?
- Nothing.
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The Pie-Maker wished to express
to Chuck...
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...exactly how intense
his feelings were for her.
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Am I your boyfriend?
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I realize boyfriend and girlfriend
are familiar, trite labels.
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If convention was soaked in,
boyfriend would be dripping...
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...but we've never said it, not that
we need to define the relationship...
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...but it may be helpful
in a familiar, trite way.
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The way on a holiday created
to sell greeting cards...
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...it's still nice to get a card.
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And are you gonna cut me off
with a "yes" soon?
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Yes.
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You never said what today is.
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Thank you.
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Today is my daddy's birthday.
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You know he would have been 60 today
if he were alive?
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The mention of Chuck's father...
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...sent the Pie-Maker's
thoughts spinning.
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Whoa.
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- What's wrong?
- Nothing.
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The meaning of "nothing" was:
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"I never told you
that I inadvertently killed your father."
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Olive Snook had told
the Pie-Maker she was happy...
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...for his happiness
with the girl named Chuck.
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But upon hearing
the word "boyfriend"...
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...she unexpectedly found her sadness
spinning into anger.
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It was a truth she could not yet
stare in the face.
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Olive?
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Huh?
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- Where are all the customers?
- You got me.
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I am a customer.
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Her dizzy heart missed another truth
staring her in the face.
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Fredo.
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Alfredo, when did you come in?
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Before, when you opened the door,
I asked how you were, you said fine.
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And I asked for a macchiato
and you said, "Coming right up."
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- I guess you'll still want that.
- Yes, please.
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Oh...
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- Oh!
- This case is easy money.
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You told me that already.
It's my fault Chuck's father is dead.
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You told me that already.
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I should just tell her.
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Well, that idea might make
a stupid idea feel better about itself.
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- I can't keep lying to her.
- You ain't lying.
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Only way you're lying is if
she asked the question:
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"Did you kill my father
when you brought your mother back...
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...which I didn't know
because you never told me?"
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Don't tell her.
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Have you guys heard?
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The most amazing new candy store is
opening across the street. It's amazing.
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Who are you?
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Just some guy telling everybody
it's so amazing.
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Seriously, you gotta check this out.
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- Do you work for the candy store?
- No, I'm just some guy.
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- Some guy?
- Yeah, some guy who sure loves candy.
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Be sure to tell everyone you know.
See you.
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Now, see, this is how it all ends.
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Some guy comes in
saying stuff that don't make sense.
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By the time your head realizes:
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"This guy don't make sense,"
your guts are all over the window.
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Here. So did Ned tell you
he's my boyfriend?
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Heh-heh-heh. Yeah.
You two are gonna love this case.
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The facts were these:
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One Tony DiNapoli...
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...26 years, nine weeks,
two hours, and 10 minutes old...
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...was found strangled to death
in his friend's apartment.
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His girlfriend, Tina Arangino,
was arrested at the scene...
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...for the murder the police described
as a typical crime of passion.
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I freaking love Tony.
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You gotta help me, Emerson Cod,
I didn't do it.
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With the evidence stacked
against her...
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...Tina Arangino hired Emerson Cod.
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- How you doing?
- Do you know how you're doing?
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- I'm dead, right?
- Your girlfriend murder you?
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No. Me and Tina were mad
for each other.
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She frigging loved me.
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It was "Burly" Bruce Carter
who strangled me.
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This "Burly" Bruce,
did he have congenitally dainty hands?
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Those marks were made by a petite
female with rounded, French-tipped nails.
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He used his girlfriend's hands
to kill me.
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- I don't know what to do with that.
- His girlfriend's a doll.
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Not like you're a doll, but she's
a "doll" doll, like life-sized and plastic.
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- She's not real?
- Don't tell Bruce that.
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That was my mistake.
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Bruce invited me and Tina over
for a double date.
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I got to Bruce's place before Tina did.
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When he showed me the doll and said
it was his girlfriend, I let him have it.
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Then he kind of flipped out.
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You're saying the murder weapon
was a life-sized doll?
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That's what I'm saying.
Got a number, sweetie?
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Do you mind?
What about frigging Tina?
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- I'm dead, ain't I?
- No.
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- Now you're dead.
- Oh, my gosh.
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That was a crime of passion.
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What?
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It was a minute.
I'm having a hard day.
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Olive found herself in
a cloud of steamed milk and self-pity.
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Unaware of the warm breath...
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...blowing out of the mouth
of Alfredo Aldarisio.
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A traveling salesman isn't such a thing
if he does not travel.
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As any non-traditional
remedy salesman knows...
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...resistance to the novel is marbled
through this country like gristle.
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If I'm not cutting that gristle,
I'm not doing my job.
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Were you talking?
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I have to go back on the road soon.
It may be a long time before I return.
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- Can I ask you a question?
- Of course.
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- If you loved me...
- Yes.
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...and we could never,
ever touch...
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...wouldn't you get over it, move on...
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...letting someone else have hope
that you'd move on to them?
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- If I loved you.
- Yeah.
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Then I would love you
in any way I could.
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And if we could not touch...
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...then I would draw strength
from your beauty.
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And if I went blind...
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...then I would fill my soul
with the sound of your voice...
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...contents of your thoughts...
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...until the last spark
of my love for you...
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...lit the shabby darkness
of my dying mind.
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Ah, forget it.
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Mr. Carter? Mr. Bruce Carter?
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What if he does believe his doll
is a real person?
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Maybe that is his truth,
different from our truth.
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The truth ain't like puppies, a bunch
running around, pick your favorite.
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One truth,
and it has come a-knocking.
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But let's say he's got his truth
and he's attached to it.
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Marry that with a short fuse and
a violent temper, and what you get is...
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What do you want?
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That crazy broad Tina trying
to pin this on me?
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Because she came in screaming.
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Said Tony had been fooling around,
then she leapt on him like a cat.
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Was over before it started,
the evidence backs me up.
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- On that subject...
- Mr. Carter, you are a big, tough guy...
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...and you could make mincemeat
out of us if you needed more...
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...but the shoes and the daffodils...
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...and the smell of garlic pasta
coming from the kitchen.
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Maybe I got a girlfriend.
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That so hard to believe?
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And Sheila's got nothing to do
with this.
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Yeah, when you say Sheila...?
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Did Sheila witness the murder
of Tony DiNapoli?
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I'm done talking.
Youse need to leave now.
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If she saw or did something,
we understand.
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You're trying to protect her
because you love her.
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It wasn't Sheila's fault, okay?
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- It was mine.
- Ohh.
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Take me.
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I never should have put her
in that situation.
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Okay. It's okay, it's okay.
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- You just let it out.
- Sheila! Sheila, baby!
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You can come out.
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The jig's up.
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It's okay.
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- Shh, shh, shh.
- She's probably too scared.
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Mm-hm.
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The information Emerson Cod
gave the police...
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...led to further investigation
of Tony DiNapoli's real murder...
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...due to unreal circumstances.
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Tina Arangino was released.
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"Burly" Bruce Carter was detained...
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...by local authorities
awaiting his trial.
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Sheila!
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I love you!
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Sheila, the doll, was also detained.
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Olive, having been detained by her own
angry thoughts for long enough...
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...had escaped
to sample something sweet.
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- Welcome. Bitter much?
- I'm sorry?
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Sweets taste sweeter
with a bite of the bitter.
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Welcome to Balsam's Bittersweets
Taffy and Sweets Emporium.
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- Bitter much?
- Yes, actually. Bitter very much.
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Aren't you "some guy"?
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You're a Pie-Holer.
Billy Balsam, co-owner.
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Hi.
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Thought we should bring pie,
that's what neighbors do.
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So sweet, you are so sweet. A girl
could get a cavity standing next to you.
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Dilly, there's some other
small-business owners...
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- ...from across the street.
- Who's Dilly?
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- Bitter much?
Pie-Holers, I'd like you to meet...
246
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...my sister and the Queen of Candy,
Dilly Balsam.
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- A pleasure to meet you. Dilly Balsam.
- Hi.
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Hi, I'm Ned.
249
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He's the Lord of the Pies.
250
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Oh, of course.
251
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The little pie place
with the quaint crust roof.
252
00:13:08,538 --> 00:13:11,792
I do hope Billy apologized
for all this commotion today.
253
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If by apologize, you mean he pretended to
be somebody he's not so he could lure us.
254
00:13:16,797 --> 00:13:19,132
It's nice to have excitement
in the neighborhood.
255
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I'm so glad you see it that way.
256
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Do you like excitement, pie man?
257
00:13:25,472 --> 00:13:27,849
The Pie-Maker
did not like excitement...
258
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...but he knew to be polite
to a new neighbor.
259
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Excitement is so much better
than a lot of things.
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- Do you know what I find exciting?
- Huh?
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Competition.
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I hope you're not afraid
of a little competition.
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I don't really see us as competitors.
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Is what's in the box
the smell I'm smelling?
265
00:13:48,787 --> 00:13:50,372
Are you smelling Georgia-peach cobbler?
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- That's it.
- Then I'm the guilty Georgia peach.
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From the Pie Hole, across the street.
As in "shut your"...
268
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...but one sweet whiff,
and people usually wanna "open their."
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That sounds delicious. Let's go.
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00:14:01,424 --> 00:14:03,468
- Oh, um...
- Bye.
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Uh...
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I'm sorry.
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- This is for you. Happy grand opening.
- Hmm.
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That was interesting.
I admire your s-s-s-strategy.
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- Strategy?
- Sorry, my sister stutters when upset.
276
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Why is she upset? Why are you upset?
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00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:29,286
Pretty nervy bringing your p-pie up in all
my business, stealing my c-c-customers.
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00:14:29,452 --> 00:14:31,162
I think this is a misunderstanding.
279
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If you want a w-war,
that's what you'll get.
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A war? No.
A war is what we don't want.
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We just came by to say h-hello.
282
00:14:38,003 --> 00:14:39,671
Are you making f-f-fun of me?
283
00:14:39,838 --> 00:14:41,423
Oh, she's eaking-out-fray.
284
00:14:41,590 --> 00:14:43,300
- What?
- Freaking out.
285
00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:45,969
You haven't seen anything.
286
00:14:46,136 --> 00:14:48,722
- Ame-on-g-g-gay.
- What?
287
00:14:48,889 --> 00:14:50,015
- Game on.
- Game on.
288
00:14:50,181 --> 00:14:52,267
- Game on?
- Game on. Now, get out.
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00:14:52,434 --> 00:14:53,727
- Oh.
- Oh.
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Out.
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That should shake them up.
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00:15:05,447 --> 00:15:08,950
I liked the stuttering.
It was off-putting and odd.
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Amateurs.
294
00:15:10,493 --> 00:15:12,913
We'll have them out of business
in a week.
295
00:15:33,683 --> 00:15:35,060
Still think it's coincidence?
296
00:15:35,226 --> 00:15:39,314
I don't think someone purposely
damaged our sign to read, "Pie Ho."
297
00:15:41,691 --> 00:15:43,693
That crazy candy lady threatened us.
298
00:15:43,860 --> 00:15:45,862
They're trying to steal our business.
299
00:15:46,029 --> 00:15:49,032
We've had one customer today.
We can't sit here and do nothing.
300
00:15:49,199 --> 00:15:53,203
Yes, we can. Candy might be sweet,
but it's a carnival blowing through town.
301
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Pie is home.
People always come home.
302
00:15:56,706 --> 00:15:59,000
Come on, Digby, let's bake some pies.
303
00:16:04,381 --> 00:16:06,883
- Why won't he do anything about this?
- I don't know.
304
00:16:07,050 --> 00:16:10,345
He's been strange since yesterday.
Does he seem distant to you?
305
00:16:11,346 --> 00:16:15,725
Like to discuss his fear of intimacy,
dark moods, that thing when he's lying?
306
00:16:15,892 --> 00:16:18,186
I can be a very good resource on Ned.
307
00:16:18,353 --> 00:16:20,689
If you don't mind me
clawing your eyeballs while we talk.
308
00:16:20,855 --> 00:16:23,233
- Really?
- Why do you want me to care?
309
00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:24,943
Because you really like him.
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00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:28,530
Wouldn't it just rock, if liking someone
meant they like you back?
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That would be a different universe
and something else would suck.
312
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Refill?
313
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This isn't really my shade of lipstick.
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- I am going to cite you for it.
- Sight all you want, sweetie.
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I'm standing right here in front of you.
316
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I don't think you understand.
Andrew Brown...
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...health inspector.
318
00:16:51,761 --> 00:16:54,764
Excuse me, but don't you need
to notify us first?
319
00:16:54,931 --> 00:16:56,683
Not if it's a surprise inspection.
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Surprise.
321
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Wha...?
322
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Effective hair restraint...
323
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...not worn.
324
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Live animal found
in the facility's food area?
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You need to open this.
326
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Wait, I can explain what's in there.
327
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I can't. But you should wait.
328
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It's okay. We never use this room.
329
00:17:35,805 --> 00:17:38,141
Yes, we do. I do, sometimes...
330
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Open the door, please.
331
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Ugh!
332
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Olive Snook was unaware...
333
00:17:57,285 --> 00:18:01,623
...that the Pie-Maker could bring
dead fruit back to life for his pies.
334
00:18:01,790 --> 00:18:04,167
Why is this room filled
with rotten fruit?
335
00:18:10,381 --> 00:18:12,550
That inspection was no accident.
336
00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:14,677
We are being attacked by a nut bag...
337
00:18:14,844 --> 00:18:17,847
...and we need to retaliate with
an overwhelming show of force.
338
00:18:18,014 --> 00:18:20,183
I don't retaliate. I'm not a retaliator.
339
00:18:20,350 --> 00:18:22,852
Let your emotions get away,
everything falls apart.
340
00:18:23,019 --> 00:18:26,064
- You really believe that, don't you?
- Yes, I've seen it happen.
341
00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:27,398
She's coming to get us.
342
00:18:27,565 --> 00:18:31,027
That's exactly what I'm talking about.
Nobody's coming to get anybody.
343
00:18:31,194 --> 00:18:33,196
But she is.
344
00:18:41,496 --> 00:18:42,705
Yeah?
345
00:18:42,872 --> 00:18:43,915
We need to talk.
346
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You're not welcome here.
347
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Of course she is. All are welcome.
348
00:18:47,877 --> 00:18:50,088
Would you like a slice of triple berry?
349
00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:51,714
Oh, thank you.
350
00:18:51,881 --> 00:18:54,717
You teach me something, Pie Baker.
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Olive.
352
00:19:02,559 --> 00:19:04,853
I wanted to apologize
for my outburst yesterday.
353
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It was inappropriate.
354
00:19:06,855 --> 00:19:09,566
- Thank you.
- Sorry for pretending to be a stutterer.
355
00:19:09,732 --> 00:19:12,861
You were pretending?
That's mean, and it's disrespectful.
356
00:19:13,027 --> 00:19:14,571
I like to mislead competition.
357
00:19:14,737 --> 00:19:17,615
Encourage underestimation with
the idea that I have an impediment.
358
00:19:18,032 --> 00:19:22,579
But stuttering can be a serious disorder
and I mimic it because I'm legally blind.
359
00:19:22,745 --> 00:19:24,205
She's doing it again.
360
00:19:24,372 --> 00:19:25,456
You need to leave.
361
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Oh, come on.
362
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We all know the world of small business
is nothing but a big, sexy game.
363
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Call me old-fashioned,
but I like to win.
364
00:19:33,631 --> 00:19:36,134
There are plenty of customers
for both of us, Dilly.
365
00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:38,761
- Why can't we both win?
- I like your crust roof...
366
00:19:38,928 --> 00:19:41,222
...your square-footage
and your corner location.
367
00:19:41,389 --> 00:19:43,933
Even if your sign does go on the fritz
now and then.
368
00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:47,770
Oh, and I was so, so sorry to hear
about your inspection.
369
00:19:47,937 --> 00:19:50,773
You didn't come here to apologize
at all, did you?
370
00:19:50,940 --> 00:19:54,944
No. I came by to tell you
that it's only gonna get worse.
371
00:19:55,111 --> 00:19:57,822
You've shown to be vulnerable
and careless competitors...
372
00:19:57,989 --> 00:20:01,492
...so you can count on more inspections
and disruptions to your business.
373
00:20:01,659 --> 00:20:02,952
Why are you doing this?
374
00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:05,288
What I see, I want.
What I want, I take.
375
00:20:05,622 --> 00:20:07,957
Nothing scares me.
376
00:20:08,124 --> 00:20:11,794
I've looked death in the eye, survived
to open a successful candy franchise.
377
00:20:11,961 --> 00:20:13,963
- Can you say that?
- Actually, yes.
378
00:20:14,130 --> 00:20:15,965
Not the candy franchise part, but...
379
00:20:16,132 --> 00:20:19,802
I won't let you bully me into a fight.
That's not how I settle things.
380
00:20:19,969 --> 00:20:21,304
Then you'll lose.
381
00:20:21,471 --> 00:20:23,473
Thanks for the pie.
382
00:20:27,644 --> 00:20:30,355
What is up with that witch?
383
00:20:30,521 --> 00:20:33,191
What was up
with that witch was this:
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00:20:33,399 --> 00:20:38,321
Delania "Dilly" Balsam and brother
Billy's lives were turned upside down...
385
00:20:38,488 --> 00:20:40,823
...when their parents died of bird flu.
386
00:20:40,990 --> 00:20:42,533
Dilly felt adrift...
387
00:20:42,700 --> 00:20:45,995
...until she resolved
to confront her greatest fear.
388
00:20:46,162 --> 00:20:47,830
She set out to cross Bodega Bay...
389
00:20:47,997 --> 00:20:50,500
...determined to look the killers
ofher parents...
390
00:20:50,667 --> 00:20:54,045
...in their beady-eyed,
feathered faces.
391
00:20:54,212 --> 00:20:57,340
Thenjust as she was about
to reach the other side...
392
00:20:57,507 --> 00:20:59,509
...her worst nightmare.
393
00:21:05,223 --> 00:21:10,728
Dilly Balsam survived the attack
to be rescued by a local merchant...
394
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...who offered her a very sweet treat.
395
00:21:13,564 --> 00:21:16,067
She realized that her love of taffy...
396
00:21:16,234 --> 00:21:20,530
...and fear of nothing
would serve her well in business.
397
00:21:20,697 --> 00:21:25,368
And Balsam's Bittersweets
Taffy and Sweets Emporium...
398
00:21:25,535 --> 00:21:27,537
...was born.
399
00:21:35,003 --> 00:21:36,379
What?
400
00:21:38,381 --> 00:21:40,091
You think I should do something.
401
00:21:40,883 --> 00:21:42,927
- Just saying.
- No.
402
00:21:43,094 --> 00:21:46,389
Let anger win, engage the person,
you're no different than they are.
403
00:21:46,556 --> 00:21:50,059
People say, "Hey, look at those two
crazy people fighting."
404
00:21:50,226 --> 00:21:52,020
I will not engage.
405
00:21:52,186 --> 00:21:54,063
If you don't engage, people will say:
406
00:21:54,230 --> 00:21:58,401
"Hey, look at that crazy person eating
that guy, sitting there doing nothing."
407
00:21:58,568 --> 00:22:02,530
- Give her a dose of her own medicine.
- Chuck, don't go over to the dark side.
408
00:22:02,739 --> 00:22:03,865
Revenge never works.
409
00:22:07,910 --> 00:22:09,287
I gotta go.
410
00:22:10,788 --> 00:22:12,498
Me too.
411
00:22:16,085 --> 00:22:17,920
Well, this can't end well.
412
00:22:24,260 --> 00:22:25,720
Wait.
413
00:22:26,596 --> 00:22:29,766
Didn't think you'd do this.
Thought you were all pie and baseball.
414
00:22:29,932 --> 00:22:34,479
Only insofar as I know how to use a bat
to make a face look like an apple pie.
415
00:22:39,108 --> 00:22:42,070
I am sorry about Ned.
Not about Ned, but about upsetting you.
416
00:22:42,236 --> 00:22:45,073
- I thought you were okay about it.
- So did I.
417
00:22:46,282 --> 00:22:48,785
Go, go, go.
418
00:22:51,287 --> 00:22:52,789
Here's what we're not gonna do.
419
00:22:52,955 --> 00:22:56,292
Not gonna start with this "get back
on your horse, find a man" crapola.
420
00:22:56,459 --> 00:22:58,795
You forgot, Ned was the horse,
you pushed me off.
421
00:22:58,961 --> 00:23:01,964
Maybe I need to get angry
before I can be all happy about it.
422
00:23:02,131 --> 00:23:03,758
Okay, I get it.
423
00:23:04,092 --> 00:23:05,802
Thank you.
424
00:23:08,596 --> 00:23:10,765
There's no alarm system.
Got a credit card?
425
00:23:10,932 --> 00:23:14,977
- Why, you know how to pick a lock?
- No, you're gonna pay for the damages.
426
00:23:15,144 --> 00:23:16,687
Huh?
427
00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:22,110
- Cool.
- Come on.
428
00:23:27,824 --> 00:23:29,450
Here.
429
00:23:31,494 --> 00:23:32,537
You ready?
430
00:23:32,703 --> 00:23:34,831
- For Ned.
- For Ned.
431
00:23:40,128 --> 00:23:41,337
Oh, I hate rats.
432
00:23:43,005 --> 00:23:45,508
So do health inspectors.
433
00:23:45,675 --> 00:23:48,010
- We're done here.
- Oh, we're so done.
434
00:24:01,357 --> 00:24:04,986
- Don't mess with the Pie Hos.
- Don't mess with the Pie Hos. Mm-mm.
435
00:24:06,487 --> 00:24:09,699
He cleaned for hours, yet he could
not wipe away the fear...
436
00:24:09,866 --> 00:24:11,909
...the battle
with Balsam's Bittersweets...
437
00:24:13,494 --> 00:24:16,038
...would only turn morbid.
438
00:24:25,214 --> 00:24:27,550
Chuck? I thought
you were Dilly Balsam.
439
00:24:28,551 --> 00:24:32,680
- Why are you dressed like a cat burglar?
- Why are you dressed like a fishmonger?
440
00:24:32,847 --> 00:24:35,266
- I was scrubbing the kitchen.
- I was with Olive.
441
00:24:35,475 --> 00:24:37,560
You know what? She is really great.
442
00:24:38,269 --> 00:24:40,021
Chuck?
443
00:24:40,188 --> 00:24:43,065
Sorry, my whole body's
pumping with adrenaline.
444
00:24:44,525 --> 00:24:46,110
Are you upset with me?
445
00:24:46,277 --> 00:24:50,031
The truth he was hiding from Chuck
was one spot he could not scrub out.
446
00:24:50,198 --> 00:24:53,576
What's freaking me out is the woman
trying to shut down the Pie Hole.
447
00:24:53,743 --> 00:24:54,911
This was true.
448
00:24:55,411 --> 00:24:56,704
Has nothing to do with us.
449
00:24:56,871 --> 00:24:58,623
This was not.
450
00:24:58,998 --> 00:25:02,710
Are you sure you wouldn't feel better
if you just fought back a little?
451
00:25:02,877 --> 00:25:07,423
Why is it so hard for you to see that
the brave thing here is not to fight back?
452
00:25:07,590 --> 00:25:09,592
In that case,
Olive and I were cowards.
453
00:25:09,759 --> 00:25:12,053
We may have set loose
some inappropriate vermin.
454
00:25:13,596 --> 00:25:14,639
Oh...
455
00:25:16,307 --> 00:25:17,600
Where are you going?
456
00:25:18,100 --> 00:25:20,937
- To clean up another mess.
- Ned.
457
00:25:21,604 --> 00:25:23,272
Ned?
458
00:25:25,107 --> 00:25:28,319
The expression,
"like a rat in a candy store"...
459
00:25:28,528 --> 00:25:31,447
...though slightly less popular,
is equally true.
460
00:25:37,578 --> 00:25:40,998
As Ned came to try to undo
what Chuck and Olive had done...
461
00:25:41,165 --> 00:25:46,128
...he found not fighting the fight was
becoming more work than fighting it.
462
00:25:46,295 --> 00:25:47,797
Gross.
463
00:25:50,633 --> 00:25:53,469
Oh. Oh! Oh, ugh!
464
00:26:07,191 --> 00:26:08,818
Oh...
465
00:26:10,069 --> 00:26:11,529
Not good.
466
00:26:11,696 --> 00:26:12,780
Ugh!
467
00:26:16,576 --> 00:26:17,868
Billy?
468
00:26:20,663 --> 00:26:22,707
Billy, were you dead?
469
00:26:26,502 --> 00:26:28,379
Oh, hey. No.
470
00:26:28,588 --> 00:26:30,339
- Freeze!
- Freeze!
471
00:26:30,506 --> 00:26:32,592
You killed my brother.
472
00:26:39,682 --> 00:26:42,518
This place is crawling with police,
you could be recognized.
473
00:26:42,685 --> 00:26:44,937
- She shouldn't be here.
- I've been saying that.
474
00:26:45,104 --> 00:26:47,690
- I had to come, this is my fault.
- It's not.
475
00:26:47,857 --> 00:26:51,193
If I'd listened to you, you wouldn't
have to clean up all my messes.
476
00:26:51,360 --> 00:26:53,863
- I did a terrible thing.
- Okay, a little your fault.
477
00:26:54,030 --> 00:26:55,948
Well, maybe now you're even.
478
00:26:56,115 --> 00:26:58,743
- What do you mean?
- Nothing. What happened at the shop?
479
00:26:58,909 --> 00:27:03,372
I was collecting the rats, I was about to
leave when I saw Billy, dead in the vat.
480
00:27:03,539 --> 00:27:04,582
Did you...?
481
00:27:05,207 --> 00:27:06,250
Yeah.
482
00:27:06,417 --> 00:27:09,420
But he couldn't talk on account
of his mouth was full of taffy.
483
00:27:09,587 --> 00:27:12,632
I heard the police, and I... him again.
484
00:27:12,798 --> 00:27:14,216
They caught me red-handed.
485
00:27:14,383 --> 00:27:18,054
Well, me and Nancy Shrew
will get you out.
486
00:27:23,225 --> 00:27:24,644
Bye.
487
00:27:25,561 --> 00:27:28,439
It's a broad generalization,
but my guess is...
488
00:27:28,606 --> 00:27:31,067
...a man who makes pies for a living
shouldn't even spend...
489
00:27:31,233 --> 00:27:32,985
- ...a short amount of time in prison.
- Huh?
490
00:27:34,403 --> 00:27:37,406
Without the Pie-Maker
and little to go on...
491
00:27:37,573 --> 00:27:41,452
...Emerson Cod and Chuck
set out to seek the truth.
492
00:27:41,827 --> 00:27:45,998
- Ahem, you gonna do something?
- I am doing something.
493
00:27:46,165 --> 00:27:47,833
But we can't wake him up.
494
00:27:48,042 --> 00:27:50,753
I know that. Don't you think
I know that?
495
00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:54,507
I'm just saying that it's been a while
since you solved a crime for real.
496
00:27:54,674 --> 00:27:57,134
You know, the old-fashioned way.
497
00:27:57,301 --> 00:28:00,096
I did fine the old-fashioned way
and I'd do fine now...
498
00:28:00,262 --> 00:28:02,682
...if I could just think
without you blabber-jabbering.
499
00:28:02,848 --> 00:28:04,475
Hmm.
500
00:28:05,810 --> 00:28:07,019
This what you do in here?
501
00:28:07,186 --> 00:28:09,271
Muttering with the bodies?
Bicker and moan?
502
00:28:09,438 --> 00:28:13,317
We were just observing the body
for any, uh...
503
00:28:13,984 --> 00:28:16,278
- ...visible signs.
- I like my way better.
504
00:28:16,445 --> 00:28:18,447
- What's that?
- Cut the sucker open.
505
00:28:18,614 --> 00:28:21,117
- I got to do an autopsy.
- Ooh.
506
00:28:21,283 --> 00:28:23,285
Oh, good.
You two check under the hood.
507
00:28:23,452 --> 00:28:25,621
I'm gonna do a background check
on Billy...
508
00:28:25,788 --> 00:28:29,583
...see if anybody else wanted
to put him in a permanent candy coma.
509
00:28:33,295 --> 00:28:34,839
Olive.
510
00:28:35,631 --> 00:28:37,007
Olive?
511
00:28:40,886 --> 00:28:42,096
Olive, it's okay.
512
00:28:44,306 --> 00:28:47,643
- I brought you a pie.
- Thank you.
513
00:28:47,852 --> 00:28:50,604
It has a special filling.
514
00:28:57,528 --> 00:28:59,155
Please take that away.
515
00:29:04,326 --> 00:29:07,246
As Olive considered how
the inch-thick glass prevented her...
516
00:29:07,413 --> 00:29:11,584
...from holding the man she still loved,
she realized that for the Pie-Maker...
517
00:29:11,751 --> 00:29:15,254
...there might always be
an invisible barrier between them.
518
00:29:15,421 --> 00:29:17,548
No known enemies?
519
00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:19,341
Well, that's not good.
520
00:29:19,508 --> 00:29:21,886
You're never gonna believe
what we saw at the...
521
00:29:22,052 --> 00:29:24,346
- How did you know?
- Got it.
522
00:29:24,513 --> 00:29:26,348
- How'd I know what?
- About the finger?
523
00:29:26,515 --> 00:29:27,767
Oh, I learned it early on.
524
00:29:27,933 --> 00:29:31,520
See it's the universal "hush-up,
I'm on the damn phone" symbol.
525
00:29:31,687 --> 00:29:32,730
It must also be the:
526
00:29:32,897 --> 00:29:36,525
"Billy bit off his killer's finger because
we found it in his stomach" symbol.
527
00:29:36,692 --> 00:29:38,360
- A real finger?
- Uh-huh.
528
00:29:38,527 --> 00:29:42,031
All we do is lift a print off, match it,
and get our boy out the slammer.
529
00:29:42,198 --> 00:29:46,410
No fingerprint. Gastric acid ate away
at the skin, erased any trace of a print.
530
00:29:46,577 --> 00:29:48,370
Police say the trail's gone cold.
531
00:29:48,537 --> 00:29:51,707
Whoever killed Billy is walking with
nine fingers, thinking they got away.
532
00:29:51,874 --> 00:29:54,710
Mm-hm. Footloose and finger-free.
533
00:29:55,711 --> 00:29:58,798
The Pie-Maker considered
how not telling Chuck the truth...
534
00:29:58,964 --> 00:30:02,426
...about her father
was a lot like being locked in a prison.
535
00:30:02,593 --> 00:30:06,889
Then he considered how being locked in
a prison was actually much worse...
536
00:30:07,056 --> 00:30:09,141
...than some silly metaphor
about truth.
537
00:30:10,559 --> 00:30:12,770
Hey, Baker Boy.
You got a new roommate.
538
00:30:15,773 --> 00:30:16,816
"Burly" Bruce?
539
00:30:16,982 --> 00:30:18,901
Aren't you the guy
who got me locked up?
540
00:30:19,068 --> 00:30:20,986
The Pie-Maker was surprised
that here...
541
00:30:21,195 --> 00:30:24,114
...perhaps 30 seconds
from his own violent death...
542
00:30:24,281 --> 00:30:28,744
...there were no grand revelations
but rather only one simple thought.
543
00:30:28,911 --> 00:30:30,663
- Chuck.
- It is you.
544
00:30:30,830 --> 00:30:33,999
But it was the thought
that saved his life.
545
00:30:34,208 --> 00:30:37,169
You know, you never told me
how you met your girlfriend.
546
00:30:37,336 --> 00:30:39,088
Sheila, right?
547
00:30:41,423 --> 00:30:45,094
It's a funny story. We met carpooling.
548
00:30:45,261 --> 00:30:47,930
I was tired of being stuck in traffic
all the time.
549
00:30:48,097 --> 00:30:50,766
Rule is, you need two or more
for the diamond lane...
550
00:30:50,933 --> 00:30:52,977
...so I answered a personal ad
in a magazine.
551
00:30:54,603 --> 00:30:56,146
Next thing I know, she's at my door.
552
00:30:56,313 --> 00:30:59,108
For the first few weeks,
we commuted together every day.
553
00:30:59,275 --> 00:31:01,360
She never said much.
554
00:31:01,527 --> 00:31:03,696
One night I'm fixing dinner
at my place...
555
00:31:03,863 --> 00:31:06,615
...and I think,
"I wonder what she's doing."
556
00:31:06,782 --> 00:31:08,450
I invite her over. What the hell.
557
00:31:08,617 --> 00:31:10,286
I did it as a friend, you know?
558
00:31:10,452 --> 00:31:12,037
- You know how that is.
- Uh, yeah.
559
00:31:12,246 --> 00:31:13,873
Something happened at that dinner.
560
00:31:14,039 --> 00:31:15,332
I don't know what it was.
561
00:31:15,499 --> 00:31:17,960
The magic of romance, right?
562
00:31:18,127 --> 00:31:20,296
But there was definitely a spark.
563
00:31:20,462 --> 00:31:22,381
We had so much in common.
564
00:31:22,548 --> 00:31:23,966
We talked for hours.
565
00:31:24,133 --> 00:31:27,970
One thing led to another, before you
know it, she was living with me.
566
00:31:28,137 --> 00:31:29,305
I love her so much.
567
00:31:29,805 --> 00:31:31,682
That's why I took the fall for her.
568
00:31:31,849 --> 00:31:35,269
I know you love Sheila, Bruce,
but maybe this is a chance to move on.
569
00:31:35,978 --> 00:31:38,355
Find someone full of life.
570
00:31:38,522 --> 00:31:40,566
No, Sheila's my girlfriend.
571
00:31:40,774 --> 00:31:43,193
I don't care if they don't parole me
for 80 years.
572
00:31:43,652 --> 00:31:44,904
I'll find her again.
573
00:31:45,070 --> 00:31:47,364
The truth could knock all it wanted.
574
00:31:47,531 --> 00:31:49,992
But "Burly" Bruce
would never open the door.
575
00:31:50,534 --> 00:31:52,661
And maybe that was for the best.
576
00:31:52,828 --> 00:31:55,664
I'm sure Sheila will be there,
Bruce, waiting for you.
577
00:31:59,585 --> 00:32:02,004
Seventeen miles away...
578
00:32:02,171 --> 00:32:04,673
...the search
to finger the fingerless killer...
579
00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:07,593
...of Billy Balsam continued.
580
00:32:07,801 --> 00:32:11,430
No missing-digit emergencies reported
at any of the hospitals last night.
581
00:32:11,597 --> 00:32:15,351
Maybe the killer didn't realize he lost it,
so they never reported it to a hospital.
582
00:32:15,517 --> 00:32:19,229
Hey, yeah. That would narrow our list
down to only insanely stupid people.
583
00:32:19,396 --> 00:32:21,565
Some amputees have phantom limbs.
584
00:32:21,732 --> 00:32:23,859
They think the part is there
when it's not.
585
00:32:24,026 --> 00:32:26,695
It's like a psychological
protection mechanism.
586
00:32:26,862 --> 00:32:28,030
To save them from the trauma.
587
00:32:30,366 --> 00:32:32,242
We need to go back to Bittersweets.
588
00:32:32,409 --> 00:32:34,036
Get into the scene of the crime.
589
00:32:35,204 --> 00:32:36,872
How are we gonna get past Dilly?
590
00:32:40,584 --> 00:32:42,252
Hi.
591
00:32:42,628 --> 00:32:44,588
You got a lot of spunk
coming back here.
592
00:32:44,755 --> 00:32:46,465
Surprised you're here.
593
00:32:46,632 --> 00:32:48,217
It's what Billy would want.
594
00:32:48,384 --> 00:32:50,219
Can I talk to you a second, in private?
595
00:32:53,764 --> 00:32:55,391
What are you doing?
596
00:32:56,850 --> 00:32:59,937
I mean outside private. Outside.
597
00:33:00,104 --> 00:33:03,899
I know this has been so hard for you
and I feel your pain.
598
00:33:04,066 --> 00:33:07,069
It's... Death is the worst.
599
00:33:12,574 --> 00:33:15,285
This dude bit off somebody's finger...
600
00:33:15,452 --> 00:33:19,957
...and was found faceup in this taffy.
601
00:33:20,124 --> 00:33:21,250
Which means...
602
00:33:21,417 --> 00:33:23,669
He probably wasn't attacked
from behind.
603
00:33:23,877 --> 00:33:26,505
- Right.
- So there must have been a struggle.
604
00:33:27,923 --> 00:33:30,300
I'd say more like a full-on brawl.
605
00:33:30,467 --> 00:33:33,095
- Hm?
- This table has been moved.
606
00:33:33,887 --> 00:33:35,097
Oh.
607
00:33:37,933 --> 00:33:39,435
Ahem, wrong kitchen.
608
00:33:39,601 --> 00:33:41,270
Marble is an interesting stone.
609
00:33:41,437 --> 00:33:44,106
It's resistant to grease and oils
which leave stains.
610
00:33:44,440 --> 00:33:46,775
If it's not cleaned properly
and right away...
611
00:33:46,942 --> 00:33:49,111
...and someone
put their hand on it, say, um...
612
00:33:50,154 --> 00:33:51,780
In the heat of a scuffle.
613
00:33:51,947 --> 00:33:54,783
Then the oils on their hands should...
614
00:33:56,618 --> 00:33:58,495
...leave imprints on the surface.
615
00:34:05,294 --> 00:34:07,129
Yep, two hands.
616
00:34:07,296 --> 00:34:08,672
Nine fingerprints.
617
00:34:08,839 --> 00:34:11,300
One taffy-drowning murderer.
618
00:34:12,176 --> 00:34:14,845
I want you to know, even though
we got off on the wrong foot...
619
00:34:15,012 --> 00:34:17,347
...we are your neighbors
and we are here for you.
620
00:34:17,514 --> 00:34:20,642
I realize, we may not smile and wave
at each other for a while...
621
00:34:20,809 --> 00:34:22,978
...because of events that occurred...
622
00:34:23,145 --> 00:34:25,981
I broke your sign and called
the health-inspector hotline...
623
00:34:26,148 --> 00:34:28,317
...and you all killed my brother.
624
00:34:28,484 --> 00:34:30,444
So we agree to disagree on that.
625
00:34:38,035 --> 00:34:40,704
You want proof?
Something that proves what happened?
626
00:34:40,871 --> 00:34:42,331
Let me show you.
627
00:34:46,251 --> 00:34:48,545
- What? It's an empty car trunk.
- No, it's not.
628
00:34:48,712 --> 00:34:50,089
Aah!
629
00:34:50,255 --> 00:34:52,257
Oh, crap.
630
00:34:55,219 --> 00:34:56,720
Help! Help!
631
00:35:04,353 --> 00:35:05,354
Her hands.
632
00:35:06,146 --> 00:35:07,731
She's wearing mittens.
633
00:35:07,940 --> 00:35:09,650
Put the gun down, lady.
634
00:35:09,817 --> 00:35:11,652
The murderer couldn't finish the job...
635
00:35:11,819 --> 00:35:14,238
...so he sent his girlfriend
and the muscle to finish?
636
00:35:14,446 --> 00:35:18,158
- Ned didn't kill anyone, you know it.
- We're just trying to find the truth.
637
00:35:18,325 --> 00:35:21,954
The only truth you need to know
is I miss my brother.
638
00:35:27,543 --> 00:35:29,211
Hey, you got 10 fingers.
639
00:35:29,378 --> 00:35:30,712
You're not the killer.
640
00:35:31,380 --> 00:35:33,048
I don't think you wanna be, either.
641
00:35:33,215 --> 00:35:35,425
Let us take the evidence
to the authorities.
642
00:35:35,592 --> 00:35:38,470
We'll find out
who really killed your brother.
643
00:35:44,268 --> 00:35:45,602
All right, you can go.
644
00:35:48,355 --> 00:35:52,568
If you can put whoever killed
my brother behind bars, I will be happy.
645
00:35:52,734 --> 00:35:54,945
I thought I wanted revenge
but all I really need is...
646
00:35:55,112 --> 00:35:58,198
...j-j-j-justice.
647
00:35:59,283 --> 00:36:01,410
Did she just stutter?
648
00:36:01,577 --> 00:36:03,120
Yep.
649
00:36:04,538 --> 00:36:06,373
And take your trunk-monkey with you.
650
00:36:07,749 --> 00:36:10,043
The facts were these:
651
00:36:10,210 --> 00:36:13,463
After Olive was freed
from Dilly Balsam's trunk...
652
00:36:13,630 --> 00:36:15,090
Stinks in there.
653
00:36:15,257 --> 00:36:17,593
...authorities explained
the time it would take...
654
00:36:17,759 --> 00:36:20,095
...for the dismembered digit
to pass through...
655
00:36:20,262 --> 00:36:22,264
...the digestive system
of Billy Balsam...
656
00:36:22,431 --> 00:36:26,435
...and have his fingerprints erased
by the acid contained in the stomach...
657
00:36:26,602 --> 00:36:30,063
...put the time of death
of one Billy Balsam hours earlier...
658
00:36:30,230 --> 00:36:33,775
...than the time the Pie-Maker
was found hovering over the body.
659
00:36:33,942 --> 00:36:36,737
Fingerprint analysis
of the sheet of candy fruit...
660
00:36:36,904 --> 00:36:40,115
...exposed the nine-fingered culprit
to be none other than...
661
00:36:40,532 --> 00:36:44,453
...Andrew Brown, health inspector.
662
00:36:44,620 --> 00:36:47,122
Whom, it was revealed
upon further investigation...
663
00:36:47,289 --> 00:36:50,334
...had been blackmailing
Dilly and Billy Balsam.
664
00:36:50,542 --> 00:36:54,087
Having paid off the inspector
to conduct a surprise inspection...
665
00:36:54,254 --> 00:36:56,965
...that led to the Pie Hole's shutdown...
666
00:36:57,132 --> 00:36:58,926
...Brown had demanded a bribe...
667
00:36:59,092 --> 00:37:01,970
...lest he reveal
Billy and Dilly's dastardly deed...
668
00:37:02,137 --> 00:37:03,472
...and shut them down too.
669
00:37:03,639 --> 00:37:06,642
Unwilling to be bullied,
Billy Balsam balked.
670
00:37:08,185 --> 00:37:09,561
Aah!
671
00:37:15,567 --> 00:37:17,819
Andrew Brown is believed to be...
672
00:37:17,986 --> 00:37:19,988
...the number one suspect
in the murder...
673
00:37:20,155 --> 00:37:24,618
...of Balsam's Bittersweets Taffy and
Sweets Emporium co-owner Billy Balsam.
674
00:37:24,785 --> 00:37:27,621
Thanks to the work of private
investigator Emerson Cod...
675
00:37:27,788 --> 00:37:31,875
...the owner of the Pie Hole has been
cleared of charges and released fromjail.
676
00:37:32,084 --> 00:37:34,670
Authorities are conducting
a search forAndrew Brown...
677
00:37:34,836 --> 00:37:36,171
...who remains at large.
678
00:37:36,338 --> 00:37:40,008
Up next, can apes drive?
We'll find out.
679
00:37:42,010 --> 00:37:43,720
Dead girl walking.
680
00:37:43,887 --> 00:37:45,472
Walking right toward me.
681
00:37:46,139 --> 00:37:47,683
Are you okay? Oh.
682
00:37:47,849 --> 00:37:50,143
- Sure. I mean, I am now.
- Ned.
683
00:37:52,854 --> 00:37:56,024
- That hug goes double for me.
- Oh, double. Double.
684
00:37:57,818 --> 00:38:00,112
- Olive.
- What?
685
00:38:00,362 --> 00:38:02,364
Oh. I'm sorry.
686
00:38:02,531 --> 00:38:03,657
Psst.
687
00:38:03,865 --> 00:38:05,242
Oh.
688
00:38:05,409 --> 00:38:06,868
Come on.
689
00:38:11,707 --> 00:38:14,334
Doing this work without you...
690
00:38:15,711 --> 00:38:19,423
Well, it actually ends up meaning
I'm doing a whole lot of work.
691
00:38:19,673 --> 00:38:23,051
Not that I can't do it, because I can.
692
00:38:23,510 --> 00:38:24,720
I just don't like it.
693
00:38:25,137 --> 00:38:27,556
- Glad to be back.
- Mm.
694
00:38:27,723 --> 00:38:29,224
It's not all that bad in jail.
695
00:38:29,391 --> 00:38:32,060
I had a lot of time to think
and I came to a decision.
696
00:38:32,561 --> 00:38:35,731
Everyone talks about how truth
sets you free, but Bruce was free...
697
00:38:35,897 --> 00:38:38,608
...to love because he was so good
at lying to himself...
698
00:38:38,775 --> 00:38:42,696
...about that doll being real,
which is to say, "Go, lying."
699
00:38:43,238 --> 00:38:44,906
Or at least...
700
00:38:45,407 --> 00:38:47,242
..."yay" to not telling the truth.
701
00:38:51,705 --> 00:38:55,417
- I'm not gonna tell Chuck about her dad.
- Hm?
702
00:38:55,584 --> 00:38:58,378
I just heard that as though
it came out of my own mouth.
703
00:38:58,545 --> 00:39:00,088
Oh, wait. It did.
704
00:39:00,255 --> 00:39:01,757
Well, you were right.
705
00:39:01,923 --> 00:39:04,593
- Good night.
- Good night.
706
00:39:09,473 --> 00:39:10,932
Welcome home.
707
00:39:11,099 --> 00:39:14,728
Safely home and cleared
of having committed any crime...
708
00:39:14,895 --> 00:39:18,273
...the Pie-Maker enjoyed
a celebratory piece ofpie...
709
00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:19,816
...and went up to bed.
710
00:39:37,084 --> 00:39:39,586
- Olive.
- Fredo.
711
00:39:39,753 --> 00:39:42,005
I knew it was you.
712
00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:10,700
Sometimes a crime of passion
is not realizing the passion in time.
713
00:40:10,867 --> 00:40:15,497
While other times, the crime
is not seeing the world as it is.
714
00:40:15,997 --> 00:40:17,874
But most crimes of passion...
715
00:40:18,041 --> 00:40:20,001
...are actually...
716
00:40:20,168 --> 00:40:21,336
...a crime.
717
00:40:34,975 --> 00:40:38,478
So people can actually feel their limbs
after they're gone.
718
00:40:39,187 --> 00:40:41,189
It's weird but I kind of like it.
719
00:40:41,356 --> 00:40:43,650
I know. Me too.
720
00:40:45,861 --> 00:40:49,030
When I was in jail, I think you were
my phantom limb.
721
00:40:49,197 --> 00:40:50,866
Aww.
722
00:40:51,032 --> 00:40:52,868
- I was?
- You were.
723
00:40:53,535 --> 00:40:56,288
It felt like you were with me
the whole time.
724
00:40:58,498 --> 00:41:00,876
I'm so glad you're back.
725
00:41:01,877 --> 00:41:04,880
The Pie-Maker had never felt closer
to another person...
726
00:41:05,046 --> 00:41:09,551
...as he did at that moment.
He felt a rush of emotion overcome him.
727
00:41:09,718 --> 00:41:11,553
- Chuck?
- Hm?
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00:41:11,720 --> 00:41:14,556
Causing one crime of passion
that came...
729
00:41:14,723 --> 00:41:17,350
...in the form of a confession.
730
00:41:17,517 --> 00:41:18,810
I killed your dad.
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