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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,128 --> 00:00:04,672 Previously on Pushing Daisies: 2 00:00:04,839 --> 00:00:06,758 - You only got a minute. - I know. 3 00:00:10,595 --> 00:00:13,097 What if you didn't have to be dead? 4 00:00:13,264 --> 00:00:15,475 You touch murder victims, ask who killed them. 5 00:00:15,642 --> 00:00:17,852 Touch them again, they go back to being dead. 6 00:00:18,019 --> 00:00:19,854 - Collect the reward? - Nobody can know. 7 00:00:20,021 --> 00:00:21,856 - I can't hug you? - You can't touch me. 8 00:00:22,023 --> 00:00:24,025 So a kiss is out of the question? 9 00:00:24,234 --> 00:00:26,027 Who's the funny girl stuck to Ned? 10 00:00:26,236 --> 00:00:29,239 Childhood sweetheart. He digs her in a way he doesn't dig you. 11 00:00:29,614 --> 00:00:31,115 Thank you for bringing me back. 12 00:00:31,282 --> 00:00:34,786 People aren't used to this. Issues of morality. How come she's not dead? 13 00:00:34,953 --> 00:00:37,288 You can't see your aunts. It'd be a disaster. 14 00:00:38,456 --> 00:00:40,792 The pie smells delicious. 15 00:00:41,125 --> 00:00:45,296 - We recently lost our niece. - Your niece? Charlotte Charles is dead? 16 00:00:45,463 --> 00:00:46,965 Presently? 17 00:00:55,974 --> 00:00:59,477 At this very moment in the town of North Thrush... 18 00:00:59,644 --> 00:01:01,980 ...young Ned was... 19 00:01:03,064 --> 00:01:04,816 ...lonely. 20 00:01:05,066 --> 00:01:07,986 Unable to make friends at the Longborough School for Boys... 21 00:01:08,152 --> 00:01:10,905 ...he often found himself playing alone... 22 00:01:11,072 --> 00:01:16,035 ...with nothing but memories of happier times to keep his company. 23 00:01:17,370 --> 00:01:18,997 What young Ned did not realize... 24 00:01:19,163 --> 00:01:23,585 ...was that beyond the meadow and under the same orange sky... 25 00:01:23,835 --> 00:01:26,337 ...someone he loved was remembering him. 26 00:01:28,172 --> 00:01:30,675 His dog, Digby. 27 00:01:30,842 --> 00:01:35,179 In fact, three days prior, Digby had made a decision. 28 00:01:35,346 --> 00:01:38,433 Wearied by his own loneliness back in Couer d'Couers... 29 00:01:38,600 --> 00:01:43,521 ...and sensing his master's sorrow, Digby set out on a mission. 30 00:01:47,025 --> 00:01:49,569 Uncertain as to his exact destination... 31 00:01:49,736 --> 00:01:52,030 ...he ventured into the great unknown... 32 00:01:52,196 --> 00:01:54,532 ...guided only by the compass of his heart. 33 00:02:03,082 --> 00:02:05,043 Despite numerous distractions... 34 00:02:05,209 --> 00:02:07,962 ...Digby was determined to find young Ned... 35 00:02:08,129 --> 00:02:11,549 ...the boy who had given him a second chance at life... 36 00:02:12,425 --> 00:02:15,470 ...and who was his best friend. 37 00:02:21,267 --> 00:02:26,564 Upon doing so, Digby proved that love can overcome any obstacle. 38 00:02:28,608 --> 00:02:31,277 The reunion was bittersweet, however... 39 00:02:31,444 --> 00:02:35,406 ...as they instantly remembered the restrictions of their friendship. 40 00:02:35,990 --> 00:02:38,076 They could not touch... 41 00:02:38,242 --> 00:02:40,912 ...or Digby would die. 42 00:02:43,915 --> 00:02:46,751 Still, it was enough. 43 00:02:55,426 --> 00:02:58,930 That day, Digby vowed he would never again allow himself... 44 00:02:59,097 --> 00:03:00,973 ...to be separated from his master. 45 00:03:05,603 --> 00:03:09,607 The Pie-Maker did not wish to be separated from Chuck... 46 00:03:09,774 --> 00:03:12,443 ...who in turn did not wish to be separated... 47 00:03:12,610 --> 00:03:14,821 ...from her aunts Lily and Vivian... 48 00:03:14,987 --> 00:03:18,616 ...who continued to be challenged by social phobias. 49 00:03:18,783 --> 00:03:20,660 Unbeknownst to the Pie-Maker... 50 00:03:20,827 --> 00:03:26,040 ...Chuck secretly baked homeopathic mood enhancers into pies for her aunts... 51 00:03:26,207 --> 00:03:30,294 ...hoping that a slice a day would herbally lift their spirits. 52 00:03:30,461 --> 00:03:31,838 Oh, you're up early. 53 00:03:32,004 --> 00:03:33,840 Um... Oh, I couldn't sleep. 54 00:03:34,006 --> 00:03:36,008 - Lumpy mattress? - Lumpy dreams. 55 00:03:36,175 --> 00:03:38,136 Which are more vivid than before I died. 56 00:03:38,302 --> 00:03:41,013 Isn't that interesting? Just one of those little things. 57 00:03:41,556 --> 00:03:43,349 What are those? 58 00:03:43,516 --> 00:03:45,893 Oh, I, uh... 59 00:03:46,060 --> 00:03:47,145 ...got bit. 60 00:03:47,520 --> 00:03:50,440 Those are bee stings. How'd you get stung by so many bees? 61 00:03:50,940 --> 00:03:53,651 What happened to the bees that stung you? That's suicide. 62 00:03:53,818 --> 00:03:55,862 Not in this case, they sort of stung me... 63 00:03:56,028 --> 00:03:57,739 ...died, then they flew away again. 64 00:03:57,947 --> 00:03:59,240 And some other bees died. 65 00:04:02,076 --> 00:04:06,247 Do you think their honey tastes different because they died? 66 00:04:06,456 --> 00:04:10,334 Wouldn't that be interesting? Just one of those little things? 67 00:04:10,501 --> 00:04:12,003 I wanna show you something. 68 00:04:23,014 --> 00:04:24,766 - Bees. - Your bees. 69 00:04:24,974 --> 00:04:26,517 My bees, you mean...? 70 00:04:26,684 --> 00:04:29,771 No, not those bees. New bees. Technically, still your bees... 71 00:04:29,979 --> 00:04:33,357 ...just not the bees that you knew. 72 00:04:33,524 --> 00:04:36,194 - But I'm sure they're equally nice. - Mm. 73 00:04:36,360 --> 00:04:39,405 You realize beekeeping within city limits is completely illegal. 74 00:04:39,572 --> 00:04:42,575 Yes. And I'm almost sure I don't care. 75 00:04:42,742 --> 00:04:46,120 Well, I could not care enough for the both of us. 76 00:04:47,622 --> 00:04:49,749 We can plant wildflowers on rooftops... 77 00:04:49,916 --> 00:04:53,795 ...and be unorthodox urban honey pioneers. 78 00:04:54,420 --> 00:04:56,130 Thank you, thank you, thank you. 79 00:04:56,297 --> 00:04:59,217 If I could hug you right now, I know that I can't, but... 80 00:05:00,009 --> 00:05:01,594 Just know that I want to. 81 00:05:02,804 --> 00:05:04,305 I do. 82 00:05:08,100 --> 00:05:14,023 As Chuck considered her future as an unorthodox urban honey pioneer... 83 00:05:15,149 --> 00:05:18,236 ...Olive Snook considered how the man she loved... 84 00:05:18,402 --> 00:05:20,530 ...seemed to be in love with someone else. 85 00:05:25,785 --> 00:05:28,913 Her affection for the Pie-Maker had not wavered... 86 00:05:29,080 --> 00:05:31,582 ...despite the romantic threat of a dead girl... 87 00:05:31,749 --> 00:05:33,459 ...who wasn't dead. 88 00:05:33,626 --> 00:05:36,420 I didn't know you could do that. 89 00:05:36,587 --> 00:05:37,797 On the contrary... 90 00:05:37,964 --> 00:05:42,426 ...Olive's resolve had only increased since the realization that Chuck indeed... 91 00:05:42,593 --> 00:05:44,679 - ...was supposed to be dead. - Good morning. 92 00:05:44,846 --> 00:05:47,682 Olive assumed Chuck had faked her own death. 93 00:05:47,849 --> 00:05:50,309 She would keep the secret for now... 94 00:05:50,476 --> 00:05:52,812 ...as Chuck kept her secret from the Pie-Maker. 95 00:05:52,979 --> 00:05:54,272 There's a pie in my oven. 96 00:05:54,605 --> 00:05:56,774 Oh, uh, that's mine. I was practicing. 97 00:05:57,275 --> 00:05:59,527 It smells like cheese. Is that quiche? 98 00:05:59,694 --> 00:06:02,530 I baked monastery gouda into the crust. Tart apple filling. 99 00:06:02,697 --> 00:06:04,615 I thought I'd try it. 100 00:06:04,991 --> 00:06:07,118 You know what would be delicious? 101 00:06:07,285 --> 00:06:10,204 Pear with Gruyére crust. Bet that'd be real good. 102 00:06:11,205 --> 00:06:12,623 Yeah, it would. 103 00:06:12,790 --> 00:06:15,459 Unbeknownst to Chuck, Olive understood... 104 00:06:15,626 --> 00:06:17,962 ...the deliciousness of pear and Gruyère. 105 00:06:18,129 --> 00:06:20,798 - Thank you. - Because she secretly delivered... 106 00:06:20,965 --> 00:06:24,844 ...that first mood-enhancing pie to Aunts Lily and Vivian... 107 00:06:25,011 --> 00:06:26,637 ...as she would deliver this one. 108 00:06:28,514 --> 00:06:31,142 But not before a collision occurred. 109 00:06:31,976 --> 00:06:34,478 Oh. I think she's dead. 110 00:06:35,146 --> 00:06:39,191 - Can you feel a heartbeat? - I don't do heartbeats. 111 00:06:39,358 --> 00:06:40,526 They feel like this. 112 00:06:41,736 --> 00:06:43,154 Come here. 113 00:06:43,905 --> 00:06:46,657 Thump-thump. Thump-thump. 114 00:06:50,828 --> 00:06:53,539 Is that a dead bird? Throw that away. 115 00:06:53,706 --> 00:06:55,875 It's swimming with disease and you serve food. 116 00:06:56,042 --> 00:06:58,753 Don't be such a drama queen. It doesn't look diseased. 117 00:06:59,420 --> 00:07:02,673 It's dead and it's a bird. It's diseased. 118 00:07:04,675 --> 00:07:07,094 Oh! It's a miracle bird. 119 00:07:07,261 --> 00:07:09,096 It's swimming in miracles, not disease. 120 00:07:09,263 --> 00:07:11,849 - Maybe I should hold it. - Really? Do you have to? 121 00:07:12,016 --> 00:07:15,061 She's obviously been through a lot. She seems happy to be here. 122 00:07:16,729 --> 00:07:18,898 Having brought a dead thing back to life... 123 00:07:19,065 --> 00:07:23,027 ...the Pie-Maker fretted over who or what would pay for that life... 124 00:07:23,194 --> 00:07:25,154 ...with its own. 125 00:07:26,697 --> 00:07:29,200 - She lost her wing. - Doesn't seem to be in any pain. 126 00:07:29,367 --> 00:07:32,119 She's not. Probably not. What do I know? I'm not a bird. 127 00:07:32,286 --> 00:07:34,413 - Pigeon. - Pigeon. Uh, pigeon-toed as a child... 128 00:07:34,580 --> 00:07:37,667 - ...but orthopedic shoes solved that. - Yeah. 129 00:07:38,709 --> 00:07:40,628 What is the rate of exchange on a bird? 130 00:07:40,795 --> 00:07:44,548 Because if it's equal to or greater than mine, I need to get back to my car. 131 00:07:44,715 --> 00:07:47,051 I'm more concerned for that squirrel. 132 00:07:47,802 --> 00:07:48,886 Oh. 133 00:07:49,095 --> 00:07:51,681 Don't you worry, I know just what to do with you. 134 00:07:52,306 --> 00:07:55,810 I recently made the acquaintance of bird lovers, I'll consult them. 135 00:07:55,977 --> 00:07:58,729 Olive was referring to Aunts Lily and Vivian. 136 00:07:58,896 --> 00:08:01,232 Really? I used to know a pair of bird lovers. 137 00:08:01,399 --> 00:08:04,610 Chuck also referred to Aunts Lily and Vivian. 138 00:08:05,069 --> 00:08:07,488 Used to? Did they die? 139 00:08:07,697 --> 00:08:09,281 Death was involved. 140 00:08:09,448 --> 00:08:10,616 How unfortunate. 141 00:08:10,783 --> 00:08:13,786 They were both so busy referring and inferring... 142 00:08:13,953 --> 00:08:16,831 ...they failed to notice that 60 seconds had passed. 143 00:08:17,331 --> 00:08:21,085 The Pie-Maker could not afford such a luxury. 144 00:08:24,588 --> 00:08:25,923 It's raining dead birds. 145 00:08:29,135 --> 00:08:31,637 What's going on up there? 146 00:08:33,514 --> 00:08:36,142 What was going on up there was this: 147 00:08:36,475 --> 00:08:39,520 An out-of-control crop-duster crashed headfirst... 148 00:08:39,729 --> 00:08:42,356 ...into the Broadview luxury apartment complex... 149 00:08:42,523 --> 00:08:44,775 ...killing the pilot instantly. 150 00:08:44,942 --> 00:08:47,862 His body was catapulted out of the cockpit... 151 00:08:48,029 --> 00:08:51,782 ...and into the living room of one Conrad Fitch. 152 00:08:51,949 --> 00:08:53,534 Does this...? 153 00:08:54,160 --> 00:08:56,120 Does this qualify as ambulance chasing? 154 00:08:56,287 --> 00:08:57,705 I'm asking without judgment. 155 00:08:57,872 --> 00:09:00,666 If you're asking without judgment, then yes, it does. 156 00:09:00,833 --> 00:09:03,335 - Look for body bags. - That's not our thing. 157 00:09:03,502 --> 00:09:05,129 Your thing is waking dead people. 158 00:09:05,296 --> 00:09:07,506 My thing is finding dead people for you to wake up. 159 00:09:07,673 --> 00:09:09,633 Ooh. Found one. 160 00:09:09,800 --> 00:09:12,178 Why can't we just be here as concerned citizens? 161 00:09:12,344 --> 00:09:14,513 Because big daddy needs some new yarn. 162 00:09:14,680 --> 00:09:17,308 Just because there's a body doesn't mean you get paid. 163 00:09:17,475 --> 00:09:20,311 Just because there's vodka doesn't mean I have to drink it. 164 00:09:20,478 --> 00:09:22,813 - Wait. Yes, it does. - He's not wrong. 165 00:09:22,980 --> 00:09:26,650 Plane crashes, could mean a civil suit, negligence, pain and suffering... 166 00:09:26,817 --> 00:09:30,029 - ...negligent pain and... - Chuck fostered her love of the law... 167 00:09:30,196 --> 00:09:34,241 ...by volunteering as a stay-at-home juror for a paraplegicjudge. 168 00:09:34,408 --> 00:09:37,912 "We, the jury, find the defendant guilty." 169 00:09:39,288 --> 00:09:40,706 Oh, I'm sorry. Oops! 170 00:09:41,165 --> 00:09:44,210 Unable to catch Chuck when she fell... 171 00:09:44,418 --> 00:09:46,712 ...the Pie-Maker was forced to step aside... 172 00:09:47,838 --> 00:09:51,008 ...allowing another man to catch her. 173 00:09:53,511 --> 00:09:54,595 Thank you. 174 00:09:55,054 --> 00:09:56,305 Forgive the mess. 175 00:09:56,806 --> 00:09:59,850 The maid comes tomorrow. I guess I should cancel that. 176 00:10:00,017 --> 00:10:01,852 - Do you live here? - Till very recently. 177 00:10:02,019 --> 00:10:03,687 Can you put her down, please? 178 00:10:06,565 --> 00:10:09,693 At least your collection of nautical plates survived. 179 00:10:12,863 --> 00:10:15,241 - Those were Franklin Mint. - Oh. 180 00:10:15,407 --> 00:10:17,243 - Sorry. - No, it's okay. I'll be okay. 181 00:10:17,868 --> 00:10:20,579 I was feeling like I needed to simplify my life anyway. 182 00:10:21,122 --> 00:10:24,542 Chuck's heart went out to the man with the plane in his living room... 183 00:10:24,708 --> 00:10:27,878 ...despite the Pie-Maker wanting her heart for himself. 184 00:10:28,045 --> 00:10:32,049 Suddenly, ambulance-chasing didn't seem like a bad idea. 185 00:10:32,216 --> 00:10:35,719 - Ahem. Ambulance is leaving. - Go ahead. I'm gonna stay. 186 00:10:35,886 --> 00:10:38,055 - See if there's anything I can do. - He's fine. 187 00:10:38,222 --> 00:10:42,393 His day can only improve. Dead pilot probably has lots of last wishes. 188 00:10:42,560 --> 00:10:44,812 Like maybe he wished he'd have turned left. 189 00:10:44,979 --> 00:10:47,064 - You don't need me. - She's got a point. 190 00:10:47,231 --> 00:10:48,983 - But... - Don't argue with the woman. 191 00:10:49,150 --> 00:10:51,485 We got a dead guy to talk to. 192 00:10:52,903 --> 00:10:54,613 The facts were these: 193 00:10:54,905 --> 00:10:58,075 One Bradan Caden, an agricultural aviator... 194 00:10:58,242 --> 00:11:02,913 ...was 53 years, 21 weeks, five days, six hours and 19 minutes old... 195 00:11:03,080 --> 00:11:08,169 ...when his crop-duster collided with the Broadview luxury apartment complex. 196 00:11:08,377 --> 00:11:11,172 It was 17 minutes after the collision... 197 00:11:11,380 --> 00:11:14,925 ...when Mr. Caden's insurance agent had already rejected the claim... 198 00:11:15,092 --> 00:11:19,471 ...on his life policy before the claim was even made. 199 00:11:19,930 --> 00:11:21,765 You see the way he just swept in there? 200 00:11:21,932 --> 00:11:23,934 - So? - I don't sweep. I'm not a sweeper. 201 00:11:24,101 --> 00:11:26,437 - It's a little showy. - It's a lot showy. 202 00:11:26,604 --> 00:11:30,774 What's a rooftop full of bees compared to someone who can catch her? I can't. 203 00:11:30,941 --> 00:11:33,444 Can't suck on her toes neither. 204 00:11:34,320 --> 00:11:36,113 Some women like that. 205 00:11:37,615 --> 00:11:40,618 Bradan Caden's wife, Becky, believed her husband... 206 00:11:40,784 --> 00:11:44,330 ...was not suicidal and was, in fact, a happy man. 207 00:11:44,496 --> 00:11:48,667 He was a happy man. These insurance people making assumptions... 208 00:11:48,834 --> 00:11:51,837 - ...about a person's disposition. - One should never assume. 209 00:11:52,004 --> 00:11:55,132 An insurance agent can't speak to the deceased's state of mind. 210 00:11:55,799 --> 00:11:58,469 They didn't know the deceased. You did. 211 00:11:58,636 --> 00:12:02,181 Pardon me, I couldn't help but overhear. I believe I could be helpful. 212 00:12:02,348 --> 00:12:03,974 May I have a word with you? 213 00:12:08,187 --> 00:12:09,897 Why are you bothering this woman? 214 00:12:10,064 --> 00:12:13,234 You and that white boy got some kind of shifty going on? 215 00:12:13,442 --> 00:12:16,153 I don't know what, but you're shifty. 216 00:12:16,320 --> 00:12:18,072 I'm here as a concerned citizen. 217 00:12:18,239 --> 00:12:20,241 You making a dime, concerned citizen? 218 00:12:20,658 --> 00:12:22,993 - Maybe one or two to rub together. - Well, then... 219 00:12:23,452 --> 00:12:26,705 Flies land on me, they pay rent. 220 00:12:33,003 --> 00:12:36,465 Ahem. Excuse me, I'm just gonna... 221 00:12:46,225 --> 00:12:48,519 You're the fellow that jumped on my plane? 222 00:12:48,686 --> 00:12:50,854 No. A fellow jumped on your plane? 223 00:12:51,021 --> 00:12:53,357 - I was hijacked. - Is that why your plane crashed? 224 00:12:53,691 --> 00:12:55,734 Oh, yes, sirree. 225 00:12:56,110 --> 00:12:57,695 Mr. Caden. 226 00:12:57,861 --> 00:13:00,114 I was dusting soy beans, or getting ready to... 227 00:13:00,281 --> 00:13:02,741 ...when dippy in a prison jumpsuit climbed aboard. 228 00:13:02,908 --> 00:13:04,576 Dippy was on board when you crashed? 229 00:13:04,743 --> 00:13:07,037 You're the only dead dippy... Body they found. 230 00:13:07,204 --> 00:13:09,873 Then dippy's not dead. Lucky him. 231 00:13:12,543 --> 00:13:14,878 - What in the hell...? - The plane was hijacked. 232 00:13:15,045 --> 00:13:16,380 How'd you come by that? 233 00:13:17,381 --> 00:13:20,050 DNA-ish. 234 00:13:24,054 --> 00:13:27,766 Olive Snook came to Couer d'Couers on a wing and a prayer. 235 00:13:27,933 --> 00:13:31,645 With a gilded cage housing the mono-winged bird in one hand... 236 00:13:31,812 --> 00:13:35,983 ...and a pie box in the other, she set out to expose Charlotte Charles... 237 00:13:36,150 --> 00:13:39,862 ...also known as Chuck, as a faker of deaths. 238 00:13:42,614 --> 00:13:44,158 Mm-hm. 239 00:13:44,325 --> 00:13:45,743 It's a carrier pigeon. 240 00:13:45,909 --> 00:13:48,370 Diseases or messages? 241 00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:53,000 - Both. - A bird with gossip, how exciting. 242 00:13:53,167 --> 00:13:55,294 Do you open other people's mail? 243 00:13:55,461 --> 00:13:57,629 Who's the people, and how hard is it to open? 244 00:13:59,590 --> 00:14:01,675 I don't know where that came from. 245 00:14:01,842 --> 00:14:04,553 - What's gotten into you? - What's gotten into you? 246 00:14:04,720 --> 00:14:09,183 What had gotten into both of them was their niece's homeopathic pie. 247 00:14:09,350 --> 00:14:13,771 As with any mood stabilizer, moods were a bit inconsistent at the start. 248 00:14:13,937 --> 00:14:15,522 Do you think you can fix her? 249 00:14:15,689 --> 00:14:17,900 She'll only go out there and get hurt again. 250 00:14:18,108 --> 00:14:19,902 Coyotes will have their way with her. 251 00:14:20,110 --> 00:14:21,904 But she was meant to fly. 252 00:14:22,112 --> 00:14:25,657 She needs to fulfill her destiny and deliver that message. 253 00:14:25,824 --> 00:14:28,160 A bird that stalks down his narrow cage... 254 00:14:28,327 --> 00:14:31,580 ...can seldom see through his bars of rage. 255 00:14:35,042 --> 00:14:36,627 It wouldn't hurt to try. 256 00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:38,796 That's the spirit. 257 00:14:39,463 --> 00:14:42,049 And once we fix Pidge, we can celebrate... 258 00:14:42,216 --> 00:14:44,593 ...by taking a trip to the Pie Hole. 259 00:14:44,760 --> 00:14:47,429 It's a nifty spot with lots of interesting folks. 260 00:14:47,846 --> 00:14:49,848 You never know who you might run into. 261 00:14:50,015 --> 00:14:53,560 With that, Olive Snook set her plan in motion. 262 00:14:53,727 --> 00:14:57,147 Why would we go out for pie when you just brought us one? 263 00:14:59,441 --> 00:15:00,734 I'll think of a reason. 264 00:15:00,901 --> 00:15:04,863 While Olive Snook considered how to get Lily and Vivian out of their rut... 265 00:15:05,030 --> 00:15:08,200 ...the Pie-Maker was considering worst-case scenarios. 266 00:15:08,367 --> 00:15:10,452 Not only for a rogue hijacker... 267 00:15:10,661 --> 00:15:13,455 ...who he had been hired to find by Becky Caden... 268 00:15:13,664 --> 00:15:17,501 ...but for Chuck and the man who caught her in a way the Pie-Maker never could. 269 00:15:17,668 --> 00:15:19,670 They're not here. This is bad. 270 00:15:19,837 --> 00:15:21,505 Well, maybe they went for a stroll. 271 00:15:21,672 --> 00:15:23,132 That would not make it better. 272 00:15:23,298 --> 00:15:26,135 What's worse? The two of them locked in a hijacker's car... 273 00:15:26,301 --> 00:15:28,095 ...or sipping mimosas in a hotel room? 274 00:15:28,262 --> 00:15:30,848 I'm not a fan of either scenario. What's that smell? 275 00:15:31,014 --> 00:15:33,725 - I thought it might be your cologne. - Who wears cologne? 276 00:15:33,892 --> 00:15:36,103 I wear cologne. 277 00:15:38,105 --> 00:15:39,440 Look. 278 00:15:40,315 --> 00:15:42,359 They had coffee. 279 00:15:43,068 --> 00:15:46,697 Oh... There's something bad in there. 280 00:15:49,700 --> 00:15:51,452 - Aah! - Mm-mm. 281 00:15:51,702 --> 00:15:54,163 - Is that the hijacker? - What kind of fool hijacker... 282 00:15:54,329 --> 00:15:57,082 ...hides himself in the damn coffee table? 283 00:16:04,756 --> 00:16:05,966 Damn. 284 00:16:06,592 --> 00:16:08,927 So cramped, I feel like I'm stuffed in a trunk. 285 00:16:09,094 --> 00:16:12,264 - You are stuffed in a trunk. - Don't contradict an old man. 286 00:16:12,431 --> 00:16:13,932 Did you hijack that plane? 287 00:16:14,099 --> 00:16:15,267 What plane? 288 00:16:15,434 --> 00:16:17,936 Oh, hell's fire, that thing flew into my apartment. 289 00:16:18,103 --> 00:16:19,438 This is your apartment? 290 00:16:19,605 --> 00:16:21,398 What did I just say? 291 00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:24,401 There I was, enjoying my daily prunes... 292 00:16:24,568 --> 00:16:27,029 ...and the psyllium powder and hoping for the best. 293 00:16:27,237 --> 00:16:29,198 Suddenly I see that thing flying at me. 294 00:16:29,364 --> 00:16:31,909 If this is your apartment, then who is Conrad? 295 00:16:32,075 --> 00:16:33,994 What is this, the idiot brigade? 296 00:16:34,161 --> 00:16:35,913 Hello. 297 00:16:36,872 --> 00:16:38,540 Oh. 298 00:16:41,585 --> 00:16:42,836 Do you like pie? 299 00:16:43,003 --> 00:16:45,464 It'd be criminal not to like pie. 300 00:16:47,090 --> 00:16:49,218 Everything I am... 301 00:16:49,384 --> 00:16:51,428 ...everything I was... 302 00:16:51,595 --> 00:16:55,265 ...everything that represented me as a human being was in there. 303 00:16:55,432 --> 00:16:56,975 I have to start over. 304 00:16:57,142 --> 00:16:58,977 I lost everything once. And you know... 305 00:16:59,144 --> 00:17:01,104 Did a plane fly into your living room? 306 00:17:01,271 --> 00:17:02,356 - No. - Or was it arson? 307 00:17:02,523 --> 00:17:05,901 No, it was something else, but I felt a queer thrill of opportunity. 308 00:17:06,068 --> 00:17:07,194 To get new stuff? 309 00:17:07,361 --> 00:17:09,321 To let go of everything I didn't like... 310 00:17:09,488 --> 00:17:12,032 ...and to hold on to everything about me that I did. 311 00:17:12,491 --> 00:17:14,368 Well, I've just met you, but I... 312 00:17:14,535 --> 00:17:18,288 ...can't imagine anything about you that isn't something to like. 313 00:17:19,331 --> 00:17:22,876 Chuck's first thought was to quickly pull her hand away. 314 00:17:23,043 --> 00:17:27,714 Her second thought was how nice it felt to have someone hold her hand. 315 00:17:29,091 --> 00:17:31,051 Oh, I'm sorry. 316 00:17:31,552 --> 00:17:34,096 Was that your boyfriend back there? 317 00:17:34,304 --> 00:17:36,807 The one who took a step back to let you fall? 318 00:17:36,974 --> 00:17:41,186 He didn't let me fall. It was actually a very affectionate gesture. In context. 319 00:17:41,353 --> 00:17:44,314 If it was only the Pie-Maker's hand. 320 00:17:45,315 --> 00:17:47,234 Can I ask you a small favor? 321 00:17:48,944 --> 00:17:50,988 Would you hold my hand just for a moment? 322 00:17:51,154 --> 00:17:54,324 But don't say anything, and I'm gonna close my eyes. 323 00:17:56,326 --> 00:17:58,036 All right. 324 00:18:12,884 --> 00:18:17,889 In that moment, Chuck was holding the Pie-Maker's hand. 325 00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:22,185 - If only by proxy. - Ahem. 326 00:18:26,898 --> 00:18:30,068 It was the proxy that concerned the Pie-Maker. 327 00:18:30,235 --> 00:18:31,778 I gotta pee. 328 00:18:33,572 --> 00:18:35,407 - How did it go? - Where did he go? 329 00:18:35,574 --> 00:18:38,243 Conrad? He was going to the bathroom. 330 00:18:38,869 --> 00:18:40,871 He's not Conrad, he's the hijacker. 331 00:18:42,205 --> 00:18:44,291 He's going to the bathroom in my kitchen. 332 00:18:44,458 --> 00:18:46,209 Boy, miss one trip to the morgue. 333 00:19:08,649 --> 00:19:10,984 Is this the hand you were holding? 334 00:19:18,742 --> 00:19:20,452 Well, he's a big fibber, isn't he? 335 00:19:20,619 --> 00:19:23,580 A big fibber whose hand you were holding. What's that about? 336 00:19:23,747 --> 00:19:26,416 I was... If you must know... 337 00:19:27,417 --> 00:19:29,544 ...I was pretending I was holding your hand. 338 00:19:29,711 --> 00:19:31,588 Is that supposed to make me feel better? 339 00:19:31,755 --> 00:19:33,256 Well, yeah. 340 00:19:33,423 --> 00:19:37,427 On one hand it does. On the other hand, the hand you were holding, it doesn't. 341 00:19:37,594 --> 00:19:40,430 - Ned, he's an escaped convict. - You didn't know that. 342 00:19:40,597 --> 00:19:43,225 Not only is he an escaped convict, he's a hijacker... 343 00:19:43,392 --> 00:19:46,812 ...who's prevented thousands of crops from being airily fertilized. 344 00:19:47,020 --> 00:19:49,439 And he stuffed a surly old dead guy in a trunk. 345 00:19:49,606 --> 00:19:52,109 I'm not saying he isn't guilty, and not saying I am. 346 00:19:52,275 --> 00:19:54,277 I'm just saying that it's not about him. 347 00:19:54,444 --> 00:19:57,823 No, it's about our client, Becky Caden. The woman your man widowed... 348 00:19:58,031 --> 00:20:01,118 ...when he decided to crop dust someone's living room. 349 00:20:01,451 --> 00:20:02,953 Did you catch him? 350 00:20:03,120 --> 00:20:04,746 That one-armed bitch was speedy. 351 00:20:04,913 --> 00:20:06,957 But I checked with my people at the prison. 352 00:20:07,124 --> 00:20:09,000 You got people? That's so neat. 353 00:20:09,167 --> 00:20:11,086 - Did you find out anything good? - Yes. 354 00:20:11,253 --> 00:20:13,046 And we're gonna need shovels. 355 00:20:15,465 --> 00:20:17,968 Emerson Cod had learned three things. 356 00:20:18,135 --> 00:20:21,138 First, the man they knew as Conrad Fitch... 357 00:20:21,304 --> 00:20:23,974 ...was actually one Lemuel Weinger... 358 00:20:24,141 --> 00:20:28,437 ...a low-level employee of a company called Ornin Energy. 359 00:20:28,603 --> 00:20:31,815 Second, Ornin was an energy-based corporation... 360 00:20:31,982 --> 00:20:38,447 ...known for several types of trading: plastics, steel and insider. 361 00:20:38,822 --> 00:20:41,450 The latter cost Lemuel his right hand. 362 00:20:45,370 --> 00:20:48,498 It also cost him his freedom. 363 00:20:48,790 --> 00:20:53,837 Third, during his incarceration, Lemuel became known as Lefty Lem. 364 00:20:54,004 --> 00:20:57,507 A name given to him by his cellmate, Jackson Lucas... 365 00:20:57,674 --> 00:21:01,178 ...an infamous diamond thief whose final escapade resulted... 366 00:21:01,344 --> 00:21:04,473 ...in a buried treasure that was never recovered. 367 00:21:11,521 --> 00:21:14,316 Even after he died. 368 00:21:14,483 --> 00:21:17,319 He ended up in a prison graveyard with his secret. 369 00:21:17,486 --> 00:21:22,157 Oh, so Lefty Lem was a white-collar criminal. That makes much more sense. 370 00:21:23,366 --> 00:21:25,118 Oh, thank you. 371 00:21:25,368 --> 00:21:27,037 Gonna get paid once by the widow... 372 00:21:27,204 --> 00:21:29,748 ...when we prove her husband's death wasn't suicide. 373 00:21:29,915 --> 00:21:31,917 Dead bodies always lead to paydays. 374 00:21:32,375 --> 00:21:35,837 - Yeah, yeah. Vodka in the freezer. - Gonna get paid twice by the feds... 375 00:21:36,004 --> 00:21:39,257 ...when they give us the reward for kicking Lefty back to the clink. 376 00:21:39,424 --> 00:21:40,884 Looking forward to that. 377 00:21:41,051 --> 00:21:45,055 And we'll get paid thrice by finding Jackson's buried booty. Heh-heh. 378 00:21:46,056 --> 00:21:47,265 Hey. 379 00:21:47,766 --> 00:21:49,142 Hey. 380 00:21:51,770 --> 00:21:53,855 Come to papa. 381 00:21:58,902 --> 00:22:00,445 You might wanna avert your eyes. 382 00:22:00,654 --> 00:22:02,697 There's a chance he'll be on the dewy side. 383 00:22:02,864 --> 00:22:05,075 Damn. I hate dewy. 384 00:22:05,242 --> 00:22:07,035 Are you mad at me? 385 00:22:07,577 --> 00:22:08,912 Why would I be mad? 386 00:22:09,079 --> 00:22:11,414 For holding someone's hand that wasn't yours. 387 00:22:11,581 --> 00:22:13,959 Seriously, in a prison graveyard. 388 00:22:14,167 --> 00:22:16,586 That's where you're gonna have this conversation? 389 00:22:17,045 --> 00:22:20,465 You should, uh, breathe through your mouths. 390 00:22:27,764 --> 00:22:30,934 - I would have preferred more eyeball. - Just touch the damn thing. 391 00:22:31,101 --> 00:22:32,769 - No, wait. - For what? 392 00:22:33,687 --> 00:22:35,564 A little dignity. 393 00:22:40,569 --> 00:22:42,070 Thanks. 394 00:22:47,576 --> 00:22:49,786 I can't see anything. Am I blind? 395 00:22:49,953 --> 00:22:52,789 Good news is you're not blind. Bad news is you're dead. 396 00:22:52,956 --> 00:22:55,458 Makes blind seem like a walk in the park, doesn't it? 397 00:22:55,625 --> 00:22:58,962 - Where'd you bury your loot, Jack? - Ha! 398 00:22:59,129 --> 00:23:01,089 - Why should I tell you? - Good karma. 399 00:23:01,256 --> 00:23:03,091 It's like currency in the afterlife. 400 00:23:05,218 --> 00:23:09,431 The old windmill on the VonRoenn farm, at the bottom of the stairs. 401 00:23:09,639 --> 00:23:12,142 - How much that worth? - Plenty. Ask him about Lefty. 402 00:23:12,309 --> 00:23:14,477 Did you tell him where you buried it? 403 00:23:14,644 --> 00:23:16,187 Of course I did. 404 00:23:16,354 --> 00:23:17,647 I owed him that much. 405 00:23:18,231 --> 00:23:19,482 What did you owe him for? 406 00:23:19,649 --> 00:23:21,484 Keeping the fire alive. 407 00:23:23,361 --> 00:23:25,655 All right, we got a windmill to find. 408 00:23:26,031 --> 00:23:27,991 Chuck's fire may not be alive... 409 00:23:28,158 --> 00:23:31,369 ...as far as her aunts Lillian and Vivian were concerned. 410 00:23:31,536 --> 00:23:34,331 But Olive was doing her best to reignite it. 411 00:23:34,497 --> 00:23:35,832 Brackets. 412 00:23:35,999 --> 00:23:37,626 Brackets. 413 00:23:37,792 --> 00:23:39,127 - Ribbon. - Ribbon. 414 00:23:39,836 --> 00:23:42,297 - Bejeweler. - Bejeweler. 415 00:23:44,674 --> 00:23:46,217 Can I do one? 416 00:23:46,384 --> 00:23:47,510 Maybe the last one. 417 00:23:48,011 --> 00:23:51,139 If you like, we could bejewel Pidge's birdhouse when we're done. 418 00:23:51,306 --> 00:23:53,183 Pidge's house is only temporary. 419 00:23:53,350 --> 00:23:56,019 No sense in bejeweling an empty home, is there, Pidge? 420 00:23:56,186 --> 00:23:58,521 There's something so sad about an empty birdhouse. 421 00:23:58,772 --> 00:24:00,315 When one of our birds dies... 422 00:24:00,482 --> 00:24:02,984 ...we taxiderm it, put it right back on its perch. 423 00:24:03,151 --> 00:24:05,654 Vivian does wonders with sand and thread. 424 00:24:05,820 --> 00:24:08,865 And little marble eyes. It's like our birds never left at all. 425 00:24:09,532 --> 00:24:12,327 You can't put everything back on its perch. 426 00:24:13,495 --> 00:24:17,165 Must've been all kinds of horrible for you when Charlotte left. 427 00:24:17,540 --> 00:24:20,377 She didn't leave. She died. 428 00:24:20,543 --> 00:24:25,590 And no amount of sand or thread or little marble eyes will ever bring her back. 429 00:24:26,049 --> 00:24:31,346 But Olive didn't need sand or thread or little marble eyes to bring Chuck back. 430 00:24:31,513 --> 00:24:34,099 She needed a confluence of events. 431 00:24:34,307 --> 00:24:35,725 Wing. 432 00:24:36,559 --> 00:24:39,312 And she was about to get one. 433 00:24:42,107 --> 00:24:43,566 Wing. 434 00:24:45,068 --> 00:24:46,444 Can I do the last bejewel? 435 00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:49,239 I already did it. 436 00:24:52,575 --> 00:24:53,910 Oh... 437 00:24:55,954 --> 00:24:57,914 What do you think, Pidge? 438 00:24:58,081 --> 00:25:00,417 And while Olive, the aunts and Pidge... 439 00:25:00,583 --> 00:25:03,712 ...looked forward to the next step in theirjourney... 440 00:25:04,921 --> 00:25:08,299 ...anotherjourney had reached a dead end. 441 00:25:08,466 --> 00:25:10,385 Is she dead? 442 00:25:11,094 --> 00:25:14,264 Lefty Lem has officially taken the lead. 443 00:25:17,851 --> 00:25:20,270 - You think fake Conrad killed her? - Occam's razor. 444 00:25:20,437 --> 00:25:23,398 All things equal, the simplest solution tends to be the best. 445 00:25:23,565 --> 00:25:25,608 I believed that until you brought me back. 446 00:25:25,775 --> 00:25:27,777 Kind of screws the theory. 447 00:25:38,580 --> 00:25:41,958 Maybe your finger needs a new battery. Let me try. 448 00:25:42,876 --> 00:25:43,960 Ow. 449 00:25:44,419 --> 00:25:45,962 - He did it. - He did it. 450 00:25:46,463 --> 00:25:49,799 I must have dozed off again. Uh, can I help you? 451 00:25:50,300 --> 00:25:53,136 We're looking for a windmill. A VanRoenn variety windmill. 452 00:25:53,303 --> 00:25:56,389 Oh, that's funny. A young man was just in here... 453 00:25:56,556 --> 00:25:58,391 ...asking about the VanRoenn mill. 454 00:25:58,558 --> 00:26:00,435 Didn't happen to have one arm, did he? 455 00:26:00,602 --> 00:26:02,604 - As a matter of fact, he did. - Occam's. 456 00:26:02,771 --> 00:26:04,647 - Bless you. - Thank you. 457 00:26:04,814 --> 00:26:08,485 The windmill. What happened to it? Raised, wrecked, rebuilt, removed? 458 00:26:08,693 --> 00:26:11,946 Retired. No farm, no use. 459 00:26:12,113 --> 00:26:15,241 Got shipped off to NARM some 20 years ago. 460 00:26:15,658 --> 00:26:18,328 Why send it to 'Nam? Did the Vietnamese need windmills? 461 00:26:18,495 --> 00:26:21,331 NARM. National Area of Retired Mills. 462 00:26:21,498 --> 00:26:26,628 VanRoenn Mill has been preserved for an historical landmark. 463 00:26:26,795 --> 00:26:29,839 I have a map here. Ha-ha-ha. 464 00:26:34,344 --> 00:26:37,013 Now, that's narcoleptic. Necrophiliac's the other one. 465 00:26:37,222 --> 00:26:38,640 Yeah. 466 00:26:38,807 --> 00:26:40,475 Armed with a new plan... 467 00:26:40,642 --> 00:26:45,188 ...the Pie-Maker and associates left the narcoleptic curator to her dreams. 468 00:26:45,355 --> 00:26:47,482 Meanwhile, back in Couer d'Couers... 469 00:26:47,649 --> 00:26:50,693 ...a tiny friend was planning her own escape. 470 00:26:50,860 --> 00:26:54,447 Olive's disdain for Chuck was split in two. 471 00:26:54,614 --> 00:26:56,699 One for stealing the Pie-Maker's heart... 472 00:26:56,866 --> 00:26:58,701 ...the other for breaking the aunts'. 473 00:26:58,868 --> 00:27:00,870 You know you wanna read Pidge's message. 474 00:27:01,037 --> 00:27:03,540 Lily would be so displeased. 475 00:27:04,999 --> 00:27:07,127 There was an incident. 476 00:27:07,293 --> 00:27:13,216 I read something that I shouldn't have, and then life went horribly awry. 477 00:27:13,383 --> 00:27:15,885 Lily never forgave me. She said she did... 478 00:27:16,052 --> 00:27:17,512 ...but she didn't. 479 00:27:17,887 --> 00:27:19,013 Well... 480 00:27:19,180 --> 00:27:21,641 Now, I'm more interested in that story. 481 00:27:22,308 --> 00:27:25,770 - Let's put Pidge back into her house. - Pidge has left the building. 482 00:27:26,646 --> 00:27:28,022 I'm sorry. 483 00:27:28,189 --> 00:27:31,025 I'm sorry her empty birdhouse makes you sad. 484 00:27:31,568 --> 00:27:34,362 Maybe you could fill it with all your Charlotte sadness... 485 00:27:34,529 --> 00:27:36,906 ...and hang it in a special place in your soul. 486 00:27:37,782 --> 00:27:41,870 That's an awfully sad birdhouse to have hanging in one's soul. 487 00:27:42,036 --> 00:27:44,080 Hang it someplace you don't have to see it. 488 00:27:45,582 --> 00:27:47,083 Won't always be sad. 489 00:27:47,292 --> 00:27:50,086 It'll be the happiest little birdhouse when you're ready. 490 00:27:50,253 --> 00:27:53,047 Make a little birdhouse in your soul. 491 00:27:53,506 --> 00:27:55,008 Don't encourage her. 492 00:27:57,385 --> 00:27:59,512 I think she looks divine. 493 00:28:08,438 --> 00:28:12,025 - Son of a bitch. - Wait. You forgot your message. Pidge. 494 00:28:12,525 --> 00:28:15,945 Pidge, wait. You forgot your message. 495 00:28:16,321 --> 00:28:19,032 As the aunts watched Olive scream for help... 496 00:28:19,199 --> 00:28:20,533 Pidge. 497 00:28:20,700 --> 00:28:21,784 Help me. 498 00:28:21,951 --> 00:28:24,078 ...they considered their own birdcage... 499 00:28:24,245 --> 00:28:27,707 ...and wondered if they were ready to leave it behind. 500 00:28:28,249 --> 00:28:30,627 A few miles away... 501 00:28:31,461 --> 00:28:33,796 ...looking out across the fields and hills... 502 00:28:33,963 --> 00:28:37,967 ...a beautiful woman named Elsita waited for the man she loved... 503 00:28:38,134 --> 00:28:39,886 ...to make her heart complete. 504 00:28:41,471 --> 00:28:46,226 Little did she know Lefty Lem was already on his way. 505 00:28:46,392 --> 00:28:47,852 What the hell do you want? 506 00:28:48,728 --> 00:28:51,272 I'm from the Papen County Historical Society. 507 00:28:51,439 --> 00:28:53,483 We'd like to photograph these premises... 508 00:28:53,650 --> 00:28:57,403 ...for our 87th annual Mills of the Wind Papen County collector's calendar. 509 00:28:57,570 --> 00:28:58,655 Where's your camera? 510 00:28:59,781 --> 00:29:01,449 It's in the car. 511 00:29:01,616 --> 00:29:03,284 You're lying. 512 00:29:03,451 --> 00:29:04,744 But I'm bored. 513 00:29:17,548 --> 00:29:19,384 I'm your only friend 514 00:29:19,550 --> 00:29:21,261 I'm not your only friend 515 00:29:21,427 --> 00:29:23,638 But I'm a little glowing friend 516 00:29:23,805 --> 00:29:28,476 But really I'm not actually your friend But I am 517 00:29:28,643 --> 00:29:31,062 Blue canary in the outlet By the light switch 518 00:29:31,229 --> 00:29:33,731 Who watches over you 519 00:29:33,898 --> 00:29:38,820 - Make a little birdhouse in your soul - Not to put too fine a point on it 520 00:29:38,987 --> 00:29:41,656 Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet 521 00:29:41,823 --> 00:29:47,704 - Make a little birdhouse in your soul - Make a little birdhouse in your soul 522 00:29:47,870 --> 00:29:51,291 Never mind the singing, keep your eye on that bird. 523 00:29:56,087 --> 00:29:57,171 You know our problem? 524 00:29:57,338 --> 00:30:00,883 If you're referring to the touching, I see it as more of an obstacle. 525 00:30:01,050 --> 00:30:03,303 - It's big. - Not compared to our other problems. 526 00:30:03,469 --> 00:30:05,972 - We've got other problems? - I'm gonna kill myself. 527 00:30:06,556 --> 00:30:08,474 There's so much I'm learning about you. 528 00:30:08,641 --> 00:30:09,892 Such as? 529 00:30:10,059 --> 00:30:12,645 - You're a romantic. - When the mood strikes. 530 00:30:12,812 --> 00:30:15,356 - You're jealous. - Everyone's a little jealous. 531 00:30:15,523 --> 00:30:18,109 If you're not a little jealous, you're probably... 532 00:30:19,694 --> 00:30:22,822 - Can we not talk about this? - The answer to your query is yes. 533 00:30:22,989 --> 00:30:24,907 No, actually, I wanna talk about this. 534 00:30:25,074 --> 00:30:28,411 I could let it go. It will come back. Which I wouldn't call annoying. 535 00:30:28,578 --> 00:30:31,622 But there's no great way of saying half-annoying, which it is. 536 00:30:31,789 --> 00:30:35,251 See? Isn't this neat? Here we were thinking we had one big problem... 537 00:30:35,418 --> 00:30:39,255 ...when we have hundreds of little problems that we gotta sort out... 538 00:30:39,422 --> 00:30:42,216 ...which means we're like everybody else in the world. 539 00:30:43,134 --> 00:30:45,219 Except I still can't catch you. 540 00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:50,308 Yeah, we're taking two cars next time. 541 00:30:52,185 --> 00:30:53,311 That's a big ax. 542 00:30:53,478 --> 00:30:55,271 I'm not gonna hurt you, I promise. 543 00:30:55,438 --> 00:30:58,358 This is, uh, just a precautionary measure. 544 00:30:59,150 --> 00:31:02,362 Wouldn't it be easier if you put the ax down then tied the rope? 545 00:31:08,993 --> 00:31:11,162 It's funny, you really are a one-armed bandit. 546 00:31:11,329 --> 00:31:12,955 Your name's not McClappin, is it? 547 00:31:13,122 --> 00:31:14,791 - As in the sound of one hand... - No. 548 00:31:15,958 --> 00:31:17,293 Because names are destiny. 549 00:31:17,460 --> 00:31:20,088 If you think Dwayne Cloggin ain't gonna be a plumber... 550 00:31:20,254 --> 00:31:21,798 ...then you just think again. 551 00:31:21,964 --> 00:31:25,510 Oh, no, you didn't use bows to tie me up, did you? 552 00:31:25,676 --> 00:31:27,720 You take a hostage like you tie sneakers. 553 00:31:27,887 --> 00:31:30,431 - What is your problem? - Well. 554 00:31:30,598 --> 00:31:33,643 I was born into the life of windmillery... 555 00:31:34,268 --> 00:31:36,020 Are you gonna listen or knock? 556 00:31:36,187 --> 00:31:39,816 I'm listening. You were born into the life of windmillery. 557 00:31:39,982 --> 00:31:42,777 Always waiting on wind to show up so you can start work... 558 00:31:42,944 --> 00:31:44,404 ...and I'm no good at waiting. 559 00:31:44,570 --> 00:31:45,988 I'm tired of it. 560 00:31:46,322 --> 00:31:49,659 You sure it was the wind that you were a-waiting for? 561 00:31:51,744 --> 00:31:53,079 Did you just say "a-waiting"? 562 00:31:53,246 --> 00:31:55,581 If you're mimicking me, I'll be out of these... 563 00:31:55,748 --> 00:31:59,293 - ...faster than a snake through weeds. - I wasn't thinking and I apologize. 564 00:31:59,710 --> 00:32:00,795 It's just... 565 00:32:00,962 --> 00:32:03,673 I have a lot on my mind and I'm in a bit of a rush. 566 00:32:03,840 --> 00:32:06,050 Oh, where are you rushing to? 567 00:32:08,219 --> 00:32:10,054 I don't really know yet. 568 00:32:10,763 --> 00:32:13,307 Well, maybe you better figure that out. 569 00:32:18,980 --> 00:32:20,356 Go back to your knocking. Ahem. 570 00:32:30,908 --> 00:32:34,162 Come on, Pidge. You can do it. 571 00:32:34,328 --> 00:32:36,372 Not even a breeze to help poor Pidge. 572 00:32:36,539 --> 00:32:39,000 Which is kind of ironic, given the surroundings. 573 00:32:39,167 --> 00:32:41,043 Pidge! Come on! 574 00:32:41,210 --> 00:32:43,087 The pigeon, growing fatigued... 575 00:32:43,254 --> 00:32:45,339 ...with each flap ofher taxidermy wing... 576 00:32:45,506 --> 00:32:47,550 ...knew something the others did not. 577 00:32:49,177 --> 00:32:51,596 Herjourney was almost complete. 578 00:32:56,309 --> 00:32:57,727 What was that? 579 00:32:57,894 --> 00:32:59,937 It's my bird. 580 00:33:04,150 --> 00:33:05,276 Oh... 581 00:33:06,360 --> 00:33:08,654 - That's my bird. - What are you on about? 582 00:33:08,821 --> 00:33:11,741 - It's my bird. - I'll prove it. I wrote the note. 583 00:33:12,116 --> 00:33:13,576 Where's the note? 584 00:33:13,743 --> 00:33:16,412 Hello. Can I get my bird back, please? 585 00:33:16,579 --> 00:33:17,747 - Your bird? - Your bird? 586 00:33:17,914 --> 00:33:19,832 Yes, my bird. She's a carrier pigeon. 587 00:33:19,999 --> 00:33:23,211 She has a message and she has to carry it. It's what she does. 588 00:33:23,377 --> 00:33:25,213 That's my message. 589 00:33:27,048 --> 00:33:29,967 - Elsa? - I'm Elsita. Jackson? 590 00:33:30,968 --> 00:33:32,136 I'm Lem. 591 00:33:32,553 --> 00:33:33,679 Elsa was my mama. 592 00:33:33,846 --> 00:33:35,890 Jackson was my prison bunkmate. 593 00:33:36,057 --> 00:33:37,934 Is bunkmates a euphemism for...? 594 00:33:38,100 --> 00:33:39,769 Not in this case, ma'am. 595 00:33:40,228 --> 00:33:43,147 There was bitter chill in the air the night Jackson Lucas... 596 00:33:43,314 --> 00:33:45,691 ...found refuge in the VanRoenn windmill. 597 00:33:45,858 --> 00:33:50,196 Already five days on the lam, he knew the police were closing in. 598 00:33:50,363 --> 00:33:54,534 To preserve his dreams of one day owning an art gallery in Mexico... 599 00:33:54,700 --> 00:33:57,286 ...Jackson decided to bury his stolen treasure... 600 00:33:57,453 --> 00:34:00,164 ...in the staircase of the seemingly abandoned property. 601 00:34:02,583 --> 00:34:06,045 His heart stopped, however, when he saw an angelic creature... 602 00:34:06,212 --> 00:34:07,755 ...descending the stairs. 603 00:34:08,339 --> 00:34:11,634 Her name was Elsa and this was her windmill. 604 00:34:11,801 --> 00:34:13,135 My name is Elsa. 605 00:34:13,761 --> 00:34:15,596 This is my windmill. 606 00:34:15,763 --> 00:34:17,974 It was love at first sight. 607 00:34:18,140 --> 00:34:21,686 Knowing he had very little time left, he kissed her. 608 00:34:21,852 --> 00:34:24,230 It was a perfect moment. 609 00:34:25,690 --> 00:34:28,609 The next moment was not. 610 00:34:32,863 --> 00:34:34,615 I'll write you. 611 00:34:34,782 --> 00:34:37,118 Elsa kept true to her word. 612 00:34:37,285 --> 00:34:39,453 For the next 20 years, she and Jackson... 613 00:34:39,620 --> 00:34:42,290 ...continued their love affair by correspondence. 614 00:34:42,456 --> 00:34:44,750 Letters sent to and fro with the help... 615 00:34:44,917 --> 00:34:48,796 ...of her virtually untraceable carrier pigeon. 616 00:34:48,963 --> 00:34:54,218 Until the day Jackson knew he would no longer be able to keep his promise. 617 00:34:54,385 --> 00:34:58,139 Someone else would have to do it for him. 618 00:34:58,931 --> 00:35:01,976 After Jackson died, I started to plan my escape. 619 00:35:02,393 --> 00:35:03,936 It took me two years. 620 00:35:04,103 --> 00:35:06,981 And all that time, I kept writing to Elsa. 621 00:35:07,148 --> 00:35:09,191 At first, out of loyalty to the man... 622 00:35:09,358 --> 00:35:13,321 ...who taught me the ropes in prison. But after a while... 623 00:35:13,487 --> 00:35:15,698 ...I started to develop... 624 00:35:15,865 --> 00:35:17,116 A condition? 625 00:35:17,533 --> 00:35:18,784 For Elsa. 626 00:35:18,951 --> 00:35:20,620 Least I thought it was Elsa. 627 00:35:20,995 --> 00:35:24,665 Mama made me swear on her deathbed that I'd never stop writing to Jackson. 628 00:35:24,832 --> 00:35:27,126 Said it would break his heart to learn she died. 629 00:35:27,293 --> 00:35:29,629 But each letter was more beautiful than the last. 630 00:35:29,795 --> 00:35:32,006 And I found myself looking forward to them. 631 00:35:32,173 --> 00:35:34,300 Your letters were beautiful too. 632 00:35:34,467 --> 00:35:36,469 What's the big whoop? 633 00:35:37,011 --> 00:35:39,263 Pidge brought them together. 634 00:35:39,430 --> 00:35:40,765 How did she lose her wing? 635 00:35:41,098 --> 00:35:44,060 Took her with me on the plane when I busted out of prison. 636 00:35:44,226 --> 00:35:48,147 She flew out the window after takeoff and went right through the propeller. 637 00:35:48,314 --> 00:35:50,107 Oh... Pidge crashed the plane. 638 00:35:50,483 --> 00:35:51,859 Oh, Pidge. 639 00:35:52,026 --> 00:35:54,987 - What happened to the diamonds? - Diamonds? 640 00:36:03,079 --> 00:36:04,914 Holy crap. 641 00:36:05,081 --> 00:36:06,374 Holy crap. 642 00:36:06,874 --> 00:36:08,376 Huh. 643 00:36:13,089 --> 00:36:16,008 Now, now. Let's not panic. I'm sure it's just the mailman. 644 00:36:16,425 --> 00:36:19,178 Or a windmill-to-windmill salesman. 645 00:36:19,345 --> 00:36:20,721 Let me handle it. 646 00:36:26,519 --> 00:36:30,022 As Olive peeped through the peephole, it occurred to her... 647 00:36:30,189 --> 00:36:33,526 ...that while the carrier pigeon was safe inside the windmill... 648 00:36:33,693 --> 00:36:36,821 ...the same could not be said for the sitting duck... 649 00:36:36,987 --> 00:36:38,948 ...currently waiting on the doorstep. 650 00:36:52,253 --> 00:36:55,214 This was the moment Olive Snook had been waiting for. 651 00:36:55,381 --> 00:36:59,176 She need only open the door to expose Chuck's deceit to the aunts... 652 00:36:59,343 --> 00:37:01,429 ...and the Pie-Maker could be hers. 653 00:37:01,595 --> 00:37:04,557 It was everything Olive wanted. 654 00:37:04,724 --> 00:37:06,434 And yet... 655 00:37:07,893 --> 00:37:10,271 She knew that the aunts would be traumatized... 656 00:37:10,438 --> 00:37:14,692 ...by the discovery that the late Charlotte Charles was late no more. 657 00:37:15,067 --> 00:37:18,779 In that moment, Olive felt the angry fire in her heart... 658 00:37:18,946 --> 00:37:21,699 ...extinguished by a light breeze. 659 00:37:21,866 --> 00:37:24,744 She had grown fond of Lily and Vivian... 660 00:37:24,910 --> 00:37:27,621 ...and could not bring herself to hurt them. 661 00:37:35,671 --> 00:37:36,756 Afternoon, gang. 662 00:37:37,173 --> 00:37:39,008 - Olive? - What are you doing here? 663 00:37:39,175 --> 00:37:41,802 Pie delivery. Tart apple, I believe. 664 00:37:41,969 --> 00:37:45,431 With those two words, Chuck knew. 665 00:37:46,474 --> 00:37:49,643 Her aunts were inside. 666 00:37:49,810 --> 00:37:51,896 - Olive... - If you know what's good for you... 667 00:37:52,062 --> 00:37:54,106 ...and I think you do, give me two minutes. 668 00:37:54,273 --> 00:37:55,775 - What for? - Okay. 669 00:37:55,941 --> 00:37:57,401 Goody then. 670 00:38:01,739 --> 00:38:02,948 Who was it? 671 00:38:03,115 --> 00:38:05,743 Wrong mill. Must happen a lot around here, huh? 672 00:38:06,452 --> 00:38:09,497 Anyway, I feel awful that we've taken up so much of your day. 673 00:38:09,663 --> 00:38:10,873 We should be going. 674 00:38:11,290 --> 00:38:13,375 Uh, do you mind if we use the back door? 675 00:38:13,542 --> 00:38:16,045 I just wanted to peek at your garden on the way out. 676 00:38:16,212 --> 00:38:18,881 Thanks. Bye. 677 00:38:21,300 --> 00:38:22,384 - Ned? - Hmm? 678 00:38:22,551 --> 00:38:25,387 Remember I told you all the things I'd learned about you? 679 00:38:25,554 --> 00:38:28,224 Jealous, romantic, jealous. Felt I had to say it twice. 680 00:38:28,390 --> 00:38:32,269 Well, now might be a good time to write all the things you learned about me. 681 00:38:32,436 --> 00:38:35,606 - Why? - Well, that way, if stuff happens... 682 00:38:36,190 --> 00:38:39,276 - ...just remember the list. - Time's up. 683 00:38:39,443 --> 00:38:42,530 Well, now, wasn't that a nice outing? 684 00:38:42,696 --> 00:38:43,906 I could use a drink. 685 00:38:44,073 --> 00:38:47,701 Young people depress Lily because she's afraid of dying. 686 00:38:47,868 --> 00:38:50,579 As Lily wondered whether she was afraid of dying... 687 00:38:50,746 --> 00:38:52,832 ...or simply missed feeling alive... 688 00:38:52,998 --> 00:38:57,837 ...she allowed herself one deep breath of fresh country air. 689 00:38:58,045 --> 00:38:59,797 I don't think we've been out since... 690 00:39:00,798 --> 00:39:02,091 Charlotte? 691 00:39:04,385 --> 00:39:06,345 No need to yell her name. 692 00:39:06,512 --> 00:39:09,557 I think heaven's closer than we think. 693 00:39:09,723 --> 00:39:10,808 I agree. 694 00:39:12,601 --> 00:39:13,686 Hmm. 695 00:39:14,144 --> 00:39:15,813 Hand up. 696 00:39:30,744 --> 00:39:32,288 Lemuel, I'll write you. 697 00:39:35,708 --> 00:39:38,252 The Pie-Maker and the girl he called Chuck... 698 00:39:38,419 --> 00:39:42,381 ...marveled at love's power to conquer all obstacles. 699 00:39:42,548 --> 00:39:44,341 Distance and time. 700 00:39:46,051 --> 00:39:48,762 Hardship and pain. 701 00:39:51,181 --> 00:39:54,101 A lack of reciprocation. 702 00:39:55,185 --> 00:39:56,937 Even death. 703 00:39:57,104 --> 00:40:00,482 Your husband was a great pilot. He didn't kill himself, a pigeon did. 704 00:40:00,649 --> 00:40:02,234 By accident. 705 00:40:04,069 --> 00:40:06,947 With Pidge's help, the long-distance love affair... 706 00:40:07,114 --> 00:40:10,826 ...of Lefty and Elsita continued to soar. 707 00:40:11,327 --> 00:40:17,583 And the Pie-Maker realized that while some obstacles may never disappear... 708 00:40:19,501 --> 00:40:20,711 Care to dance? 709 00:40:20,878 --> 00:40:23,547 Hmm. Yes, please. 710 00:40:29,011 --> 00:40:32,932 ...You can always find a way to work around them. 711 00:40:50,449 --> 00:40:52,242 You caught me. 56703

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