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♪ There's 104 days of summer vacation ♪
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♪ And school comes along just to end it ♪
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♪ So the annual problem
For our generation ♪
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♪ Is finding a good way to spend it ♪
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♪ Like maybe... ♪
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♪ Building a rocket ♪
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♪ Or fighting a mummy ♪
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♪ Or climbing up The Eiffel Tower ♪
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♪ Discovering something
t hat doesn't exist ♪
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Hey!
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♪ Or giving a monkey a shower ♪
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♪ Surfing tidal waves,
creating nano-bots ♪
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-♪ Or locating Frankenstein's brain ♪
-It's over here!
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♪ Finding a dodo bird,
Painting a continent ♪
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-♪ Or driving our sister insane ♪
-Phineas!
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♪ As you can see, there's
A whole lot of stuff to do ♪
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♪ Before school s tarts this fall ♪
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Come on, Perry!
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♪ So stick with us ♪
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♪ 'Cause Phineas and Ferb
Are gonna do it all ♪
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♪ So stick with us
'cause Phineas and Ferb ♪
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♪ Are gonna do it all ♪
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Mom, Phineas and Ferb
are making a title sequence!
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[Candace] But, Mom, it's true.
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The boys built an elevator to the moon
in the backyard today.
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Last time I checked, the yard
was noticeably moon-elevator-free.
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-But--
-It's true. We were up there.
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Ferb did the whole "one giant step" thing.
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Check out this moon stuff we brought back.
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[Candace] Hmm?
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Oh, you boys are so adorable.
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Ugh! You don't believe it.
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I'm so over this.
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Oh, Candace,
revel in your brothers' imagination.
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Makes life so much more... fun.
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Pushing the boundaries of time and space
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sure makes a guy tired.
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See? How fun is that?
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Night, boys.
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Night, mopey.
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[mimics] See? How fun is that?
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[sighs]If only they'd believe me...
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Look at this. I got a traffic ticket
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from that camera across the street.
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Oh, that blasted device, picks up
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everything on the block 24 hours a day.
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[Linda]Doesn't it run out of tape?
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Oh, no. It's on a compressed
CD thingamabob.
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It can store months of digital video.
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Video.
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[Linda] Hon,
you know we drive on the right.
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[Lawrence] Yes, yes,
so you keep telling me.
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Gotcha!
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[snoring]
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[device vibrates]
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[spy music]
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Excellent trick, Agent P.
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Sorry to disturb you at this late hour,
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but we are about to give you
the most important mission of your career.
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Our computer indicates
that a city security camera
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located near your civilian hideout
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has recorded your comings
and goings as a secret agent.
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It's crucial
to the agency's security
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that you get those recordings
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and bring them back to HQ
for special disposal.
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[Candace giggling]
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[humming]
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I'm just borrowing this.
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♪ La-la-la-la-la ♪
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[gasps] There it is!
The elevator to the moon.
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Ha!
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And the time they built
the roller coaster...
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and the beach...
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and the roller rink!
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[squealing]
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[muffled manic laughter]
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Can it be?
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Actual proof?
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Everything they've done over the summer?
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Oh, Perry, it's so beautiful!
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Candace, you OK?
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Your muffled emotion woke us up.
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What'cha watchin'?
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Oh, just a little summer mini-series
called...
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"evidence".
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Oh, cool. Our moon elevator.
Mom would love this.
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I wonder if she's still up.
Let's show her.
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Yes!
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Let's show Mom.
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Oh, Perry, Perry, Perry.
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I will remember this night always.
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Just think: on this very computer
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are the deliciously incriminating images
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from that CD I borrowed
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that will finally bust my brothers.
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[Candace laughs maniacally]
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[Linda]All right, Candace,
what's going on in there?
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Mom, I finally got the evidence
that will prove that--
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Oh, not this again!
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-Show me in the morning.
-[Phineas]How's 7:00 sound?
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[Linda] And you too. Outta here.
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-We're gonna pencil her in for 7:30.
-[Linda] Nine.
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Make that 9:00.
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♪ Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated ♪
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♪ After hours ♪
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What is it?
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Oh-Oh, Perry the Platypusss.
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Uh, hold on one second.
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What? The pressures of an evil life.
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I need a grind guard.
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Wait a minute. Why are you here?
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You're not due to shatter my plans
till tomorrow.
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Oh, come on in.
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-[bip]
-Hi. I'm Norm.
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That's it? You just want to borrow Norm,
my giant robot man?
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Fine. Knock yourself out.
I'm going back to bed.
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Just so you know,
he's a little low on oil.
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Oh, and-and, Perry the Platypus...
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I don't want to see
one scratch on that mathine.
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[spy music]
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Hi. I'm Norm.
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Hey, Candace, Ferb wants to get started
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on the multimedia presentation for Mom.
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Can we borrow the CD?
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No way, Phineas.
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There's no way I'm lettin'
this baby out of my sight.
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This is the single greatest
moment in my life,
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and there is nothing
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you little creeps can do
to take it away from me.
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Hello, children. I'll take that.
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My name is Norm.
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What was... that?
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I don't know,
but it was cool.
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[Linda] Keep it down!
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So... you guys didn't make that?
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No, but I want one.
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But that thing ran off with my disk!
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My evidence!
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Don't worry, Candace.
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We'll help you get it back.
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You guys would help me bust you?
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Sure, if it'll make ya happy.
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Plus, battling a giant robot...
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-how cool is that?
-Excellent.
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Let's go kick some robot heinie!
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What a lovely evening.
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There he is!
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Uh-oh. We need to get the lead out.
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Switching to hyper-transportation mode.
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We're gonna need a faster bike.
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Any word from Agent P?
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No, sir.
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So I guess all we can do is wait.
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-And hope, sir.
-And hope.
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-And also wait.
-I already did "wait," Carl.
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-Did we do "hope"?
-[sights]
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I didn't become a major
so I could sweat out
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a vaudeville routine with an intern.
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Of course not, sir.
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So, anyone know any good songs?
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How about you, Agent D?
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[barks]
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Agent C?
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[squawks]
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[clucking]
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Carl, remind me again
why all the agents are animals.
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[female computerized voice]
Estimated time to destination,
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3.05 minutes.
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[Norm] We'll be there in no time!
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[female computerized voice]
Warning: oil level low.
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[Norm] I could sure use an oily beverage.
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-♪ And the kitty goes... ♪
-[meows]
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-♪ And the owl goes... ♪
-[hoots]
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-♪ And the doggy goes... ♪
-[barks]
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♪ And the turkey goes... ♪
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-♪ And the turkey goes... ♪
-Ahem.
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Sir, we lost Agent T
last November.
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Ooh. Right. Ahem.
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[clears throat]
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♪ And that's how the animals go, go, go ♪
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♪ And that's how the animals go ♪
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OK, everyone, one more time with feeling.
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[squawks]
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Good thing
we had this extra rocket engine, huh?
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[Norm] Whoop, here we go again.
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Uh-oh. Someone forgot
to replace the oil cap.
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I guess I'm walking.
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[Candace screams]
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Go get him, Ferb!
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[Norm] Hey, kids,
this is not a gymnasium.
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Boy, I'm sure in a pickle.
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Whoo-hoo!
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Perhaps I should have worn cleats.
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Candace, help! The oil! I-I'm slipping!
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[Candace] I'm coming! Hold on, Phineas!
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Candace!
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[sighs]
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But, Candace, the disk.
You didn't save it.
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What? And let you fall?
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You may be a pain, but you are my brother.
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Besides, I still have
that big rocket for evidence.
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What happened to the rocket?
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Hmm. Good thing we got off of that, huh?
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[both] All right, Ferb! You got the disk!
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-[Candace]Cool!
-[Phineas]All right!
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[Candace] Ferb?
Ferb, where you going?
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Ferb?
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What did I miss?
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Huh?
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Well, that was almost weirder
than the giant robot.
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♪ Perry ♪
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Ah, Agent P.
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I trust that your mission
was a complete success.
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Good work.
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Now, hand it over
for the special disposal procedure.
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Careful, now. Careful.
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Got it.
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Agent P, you've saved this organization.
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If there's anything we can do for you
in return, don't hesitate.
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[Lawrence] Oh, I can't believe it!
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It seems
my video traffic ticket's been cleared.
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I guess there is someone
up there looking out for me.
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[chatters]
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-♪ Oh, the chicken goes... ♪
-[clucks]
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-♪ And the dog goes... ♪
-[barks]
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♪ And the worm goes... ♪
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-Outstanding, Agent W!
-[clucks]
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Agent C, don't do that.
♪ And the new guy goes... ♪
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I'm Norm.
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You know, Carl,
it's weird that he's not an animal.
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We should fire him.
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I am already on it, sir.
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[Candace] Oh, my gosh, Stacy!
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Oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh.
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Jeremy asked me if I could
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meet him at the fair later today
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next to the Ferris wheel.
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Oh, no!
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I almost forgot I'm scared of heights!
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What am I going to do?
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[Linda] Candace, we're leaving now!
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Mom, I'm having a teenage crisis!
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Don't forget we're going bowling.
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We need you to keep an eye on the boys.
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Preferably two.
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Bowling? That sounds fun.
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Hey, Dad, is it all right
if we use that old lawn-bowling set?
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Sure thing, boys.
Knock yourselves out.
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Toodles.
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You know, Ferb, with a few modifications,
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we could really zip up
this old lawn-bowling set.
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Hello, Phineas. Whatcha doing?
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Oh, I just sounded like Isabella.
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We're gonna build the world's biggest
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and best bowling-ball game!
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Well, according to The Most Pointless Book
of World Records...
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[trumpet playing fanfare]
258
00:11:57,843 --> 00:11:59,344
...the world's largest bowling ball
259
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is four feet in diameter.
260
00:12:01,346 --> 00:12:02,222
Four feet?
261
00:12:02,556 --> 00:12:04,892
Ferb, we can beat that record
in our sleep.
262
00:12:04,975 --> 00:12:05,809
You know,
263
00:12:05,893 --> 00:12:08,145
the officials from The Most Pointless Book
of World Records...
264
00:12:08,270 --> 00:12:09,813
[trumpet playing fanfare]
265
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...will be at the fair today at 3:00,
handing out awards.
266
00:12:13,692 --> 00:12:15,861
Ferb, get the tools.
We've got a record to shatter.
267
00:12:15,944 --> 00:12:17,779
And then you will be in the next volume!
268
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[trumpet playing fanfare]
269
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Is that absolutely necessary?
270
00:12:21,033 --> 00:12:22,159
Why? Does it bug ya?
271
00:12:22,618 --> 00:12:24,870
-Well, yes, a little.
-Then, yeah, it's necessary.
272
00:12:25,913 --> 00:12:28,165
All right. Fair enough.
Hey, where is Perry?
273
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[fanfare]
274
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♪ Perry the Platypus ♪
275
00:12:34,338 --> 00:12:36,340
Ooh, sorry about that, Agent P.
276
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♪ Herman the Hedgehog ♪
277
00:12:40,719 --> 00:12:42,054
Good morning, Agent P.
278
00:12:42,304 --> 00:12:45,015
We've tracked Doofenshmirtz
to an old abandoned warehouse,
279
00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:47,184
and he's made some suspicious purchases.
280
00:12:47,643 --> 00:12:49,645
10,000 packets of powdered hot chocolate,
281
00:12:49,728 --> 00:12:52,105
a hotdog vendor's cart,
a medium-sized parka
282
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and a pair of red flannel long johns
with a flap in the back.
283
00:12:55,025 --> 00:12:56,026
Don't ask us how we know.
284
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Get out there and kick some Doofen-butt!
285
00:13:11,750 --> 00:13:14,211
[ Morning Mood by Edvard Grieg]
286
00:13:14,628 --> 00:13:16,213
Wow! That is one big bowling ball.
287
00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:17,297
Hey, look at that, Ferb.
288
00:13:17,756 --> 00:13:18,924
Told you we could do it in our sleep.
289
00:13:19,675 --> 00:13:21,635
So, what do you think I should
wear to the fair tonight?
290
00:13:21,844 --> 00:13:23,637
I'm thinking my favorite red blouse
291
00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:25,264
with my white skirt
and red matching socks.
292
00:13:25,347 --> 00:13:26,849
[bowling pins crashing]
293
00:13:26,932 --> 00:13:28,267
Stacy, I'm gonna have to call you back.
294
00:13:28,892 --> 00:13:30,686
[cheering]
295
00:13:32,938 --> 00:13:33,856
That was amazing!
296
00:13:34,106 --> 00:13:36,191
Wow, Phineas! Another strike!
297
00:13:36,608 --> 00:13:38,986
That makes four in a row.
In your face, Buford!
298
00:13:39,194 --> 00:13:41,113
Ha-ha! Yes! What he said!
299
00:13:41,280 --> 00:13:42,865
In the face! Ha-ha!
300
00:13:42,948 --> 00:13:44,283
Uh-uh, I mean...
301
00:13:44,950 --> 00:13:46,076
you will get him next time.
302
00:13:46,243 --> 00:13:47,119
Clearly.
303
00:13:47,202 --> 00:13:48,912
Ferb, did you get that strike?
304
00:13:55,252 --> 00:13:56,128
Who's next?
305
00:13:56,211 --> 00:13:58,130
Phineas, just what do you think
you're doing out here?
306
00:13:58,213 --> 00:13:59,965
Candace, you're just in time.
It's your turn.
307
00:14:00,048 --> 00:14:01,842
Just wait until Mom hears about...
308
00:14:03,010 --> 00:14:04,761
But then again,
you guys always seem to make
309
00:14:04,845 --> 00:14:06,722
everything disappear before Mom gets home.
310
00:14:07,055 --> 00:14:09,892
But if I take the evidence
to her at the Bowl-A-Rama,
311
00:14:09,975 --> 00:14:11,226
then she'll have to believe me!
312
00:14:11,310 --> 00:14:15,814
Oh, Candace, you were right
about Phineas and Ferb this whole time.
313
00:14:15,939 --> 00:14:17,566
We should've believed you.
314
00:14:17,649 --> 00:14:20,986
And just to express how sorry we are,
here's my credit card.
315
00:14:21,195 --> 00:14:23,822
You have our permission
to ruin us financially.
316
00:14:23,906 --> 00:14:25,782
Candace, that is so cool
317
00:14:25,866 --> 00:14:27,993
how you busted your brothers like that.
318
00:14:28,243 --> 00:14:29,077
Will you marry me?
319
00:14:29,161 --> 00:14:30,996
So, you wanna give it a try?
320
00:14:31,079 --> 00:14:32,789
I do, Jeremy.
321
00:14:33,081 --> 00:14:34,124
I mean, uh...
322
00:14:34,750 --> 00:14:36,043
I'd love to give it a try.
323
00:14:36,293 --> 00:14:37,836
All right, I'll show you how it works.
324
00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:41,048
Well, first of all, the cockpit's
on a gyroscope so it stays level.
325
00:14:41,256 --> 00:14:42,132
Here's your monitor,
326
00:14:42,216 --> 00:14:44,092
and this is the trackball
you use to steer.
327
00:14:44,301 --> 00:14:45,219
Now, no matter what,
328
00:14:45,594 --> 00:14:47,930
never hit the gyro stabilizer lock button.
329
00:14:48,013 --> 00:14:49,348
It'll disable the gyroscope,
330
00:14:49,598 --> 00:14:52,100
and you'll spin around
like a greased pig on rollerskates.
331
00:14:52,184 --> 00:14:53,936
Yeah, yeah. Use the trackball.
Don't hit the button.
332
00:14:54,019 --> 00:14:55,562
-I got it.
-All right.
333
00:14:55,896 --> 00:14:58,565
-You seem to know what you're doing.
-Do I ever.
334
00:14:59,942 --> 00:15:00,901
This is a piece of cake.
335
00:15:01,109 --> 00:15:03,195
Bowl-A-Rama, here I come!
336
00:15:03,278 --> 00:15:06,198
OK, Candace, try to take it slow at first.
337
00:15:09,076 --> 00:15:10,202
Way to go, Candace!
338
00:15:11,828 --> 00:15:14,081
[Phineas]Where's she going?
She's freestylin'.
339
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We've gotta follow her
and see what she does.
340
00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:17,584
Let's go, team!
341
00:15:28,262 --> 00:15:31,265
♪ Doofenshmirtz Abandoned Self Storage ♪
342
00:15:39,565 --> 00:15:41,775
Ah, Perry the Platypus.
343
00:15:41,859 --> 00:15:43,694
Right on time.
344
00:15:43,902 --> 00:15:46,738
It seems like you've got
quite a chill there.
345
00:15:46,989 --> 00:15:48,949
I want you to meet
my latest creation,
346
00:15:49,283 --> 00:15:50,993
the Giant Robotic Penguin
347
00:15:51,076 --> 00:15:54,955
Icy-Freeze-Your-Socks-Off Breathinator...
thingy.
348
00:15:55,330 --> 00:15:59,793
First, I will unleash my giant penguins
at the fair today
349
00:15:59,877 --> 00:16:03,547
so they may begin
freezing the entire city!
350
00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:06,675
Then I will sell
all the citizens of Danville
351
00:16:06,758 --> 00:16:08,760
my organic,
yet highly addictive
352
00:16:09,052 --> 00:16:11,013
Doof brand hot chocolate.
353
00:16:12,347 --> 00:16:14,975
Because, you know, who doesn't enjoy
a nice cup of hot chocolate
354
00:16:15,058 --> 00:16:16,685
when it's so cold out?
355
00:16:16,977 --> 00:16:19,188
The first cup will be free, of course,
356
00:16:19,271 --> 00:16:20,814
but then the second...
357
00:16:21,148 --> 00:16:22,983
will also be free, but then the third
358
00:16:23,233 --> 00:16:26,111
will cost a million dollars!
359
00:16:26,195 --> 00:16:28,030
That way, I only have to sell three,
360
00:16:28,113 --> 00:16:29,615
and I will already be a millionaire.
361
00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:33,702
So, Perry the platypus,
as they say in Mexico,
362
00:16:34,077 --> 00:16:35,704
dos vidaniya.
363
00:16:36,580 --> 00:16:38,290
Down there, that's two "vidaniyas."
364
00:16:41,335 --> 00:16:42,836
She's headed for the Bowl-A-Rama.
365
00:16:44,296 --> 00:16:46,340
You know, dear,
Candace hasn't called.
366
00:16:46,715 --> 00:16:49,676
Oh, don't worry.
I'm sure the kids are having a ball.
367
00:16:52,095 --> 00:16:54,014
Ooh! That's gotta hurt.
368
00:16:55,265 --> 00:16:56,141
Oh, no!
369
00:17:01,897 --> 00:17:02,814
So where does this lead?
370
00:17:02,981 --> 00:17:04,233
Huh. Heck if I know.
371
00:17:04,316 --> 00:17:06,276
Ferb, the map
of Danville's underground.
372
00:17:08,570 --> 00:17:10,239
Looks like
she's headed downtown.
373
00:17:12,574 --> 00:17:13,867
[Candace] Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop!
374
00:17:14,576 --> 00:17:16,078
[sighs] Oh, good. It stopped.
375
00:17:16,161 --> 00:17:16,995
Wait!
376
00:17:17,079 --> 00:17:17,955
[train whistle]
377
00:17:18,038 --> 00:17:19,289
Go, go, go, go, go!
378
00:17:26,255 --> 00:17:27,923
That's one big
bowling ball, Bob.
379
00:17:28,006 --> 00:17:29,049
You betcha, Barry.
380
00:17:30,008 --> 00:17:30,843
Here she comes.
381
00:17:31,218 --> 00:17:32,261
[Buford and Baljeet] Go, Candace!
382
00:17:32,803 --> 00:17:33,762
[Buford] There she goes.
383
00:17:33,846 --> 00:17:35,597
[Phineas]All right, guys.
To Seventh Street.
384
00:17:35,681 --> 00:17:37,182
[rock music playing]
385
00:18:04,084 --> 00:18:05,586
-Go, Candace!
-[Isabella]Go! Go!
386
00:18:05,669 --> 00:18:08,672
[dinging]
387
00:18:08,922 --> 00:18:10,215
Hey, Baljeet,
388
00:18:10,632 --> 00:18:12,801
what's the world record
for the largest pinball machine?
389
00:18:13,051 --> 00:18:15,179
I am not sure, but I know we can beat it.
390
00:18:15,554 --> 00:18:16,263
OK, everybody,
391
00:18:16,346 --> 00:18:19,224
split up, and let's keep her in play
until we get to the fair.
392
00:18:19,808 --> 00:18:23,020
♪ Pin, pin, pin, pinballin' along ♪
393
00:18:23,103 --> 00:18:25,564
♪ Doo doo doo doo,
doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
394
00:18:25,647 --> 00:18:26,732
♪ Yeah! ♪
395
00:18:26,815 --> 00:18:29,234
-♪ Pin, pin, pin, pinballin' along ♪
-[Candace] Aah! Aah!
396
00:18:29,318 --> 00:18:31,987
♪ Doo doo doo doo,
doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
397
00:18:32,070 --> 00:18:34,865
♪ Put your quarter in
and take me for a spin ♪
398
00:18:34,948 --> 00:18:37,993
♪ But you gotta pull the lever
back before we begin ♪
399
00:18:38,076 --> 00:18:40,704
♪ We'll take the trip for two
around the table ♪
400
00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:42,080
♪ Before we drop ♪
401
00:18:42,164 --> 00:18:42,998
[ding]
402
00:18:43,081 --> 00:18:44,875
I'm out of control!
403
00:18:44,958 --> 00:18:47,669
♪ Keep your fingers on the flippers
and your eye on the ball ♪
404
00:18:47,878 --> 00:18:49,254
♪ We'll be bouncing off the bumpers ♪
405
00:18:49,338 --> 00:18:51,048
♪ And bangin' off the walls ♪
406
00:18:51,131 --> 00:18:53,133
♪ Gonna run the score up so high ♪
407
00:18:53,217 --> 00:18:55,052
♪ You'd think your ears are gonna pop ♪
408
00:18:55,135 --> 00:18:56,011
[ding]
409
00:18:57,554 --> 00:18:59,848
♪ And we ain't never gonna tilt ♪
410
00:19:00,265 --> 00:19:03,227
♪ 'Cause, baby,
that's not the way we will ♪
411
00:19:03,727 --> 00:19:07,773
♪ We're gonna pin, pin, pin,
pinballin' along ♪
412
00:19:07,856 --> 00:19:10,150
♪ Doo doo doo doo,
doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
413
00:19:10,651 --> 00:19:12,569
♪ Pin, pin, pin,
pinballin' along ♪
414
00:19:13,737 --> 00:19:14,905
Aah! Aah! Aah!
415
00:19:15,614 --> 00:19:17,783
♪ Pinballin' along ♪
416
00:19:18,784 --> 00:19:20,202
♪ Pinballin' along ♪
417
00:19:20,285 --> 00:19:21,995
♪ Doo doo doo doo,
doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
418
00:19:22,079 --> 00:19:23,205
♪ Pinballin' ♪
419
00:19:24,581 --> 00:19:25,707
♪ Yeah! ♪
420
00:19:29,211 --> 00:19:30,963
Way to keep it goin', Ferb.
421
00:19:33,215 --> 00:19:35,968
Oop, better luck next time, little man.
422
00:19:36,176 --> 00:19:37,344
Isabella, darlin'!
423
00:19:37,845 --> 00:19:40,097
Set me up, Shady Joe. I'm feelin' lucky.
424
00:19:40,180 --> 00:19:42,891
Oh, that's my girl.
You give it your best shot.
425
00:19:43,183 --> 00:19:45,310
[bowling ball rolling]
426
00:19:45,727 --> 00:19:47,104
[sound of pins crashing]
427
00:19:48,272 --> 00:19:51,108
Help yourself to anything
from the top shelf.
428
00:19:54,820 --> 00:19:55,946
[announcer] Welcome, Danvillians,
429
00:19:56,029 --> 00:19:57,698
to the World's Most Pointless
Records Awards.
430
00:19:57,781 --> 00:19:59,283
Let's meet some of our record holders.
431
00:19:59,575 --> 00:20:02,536
Here we have Cletus
with the world's hairiest pig.
432
00:20:02,619 --> 00:20:05,247
Next to him is Margaret
with the world's stinkiest cheese.
433
00:20:05,581 --> 00:20:09,209
And finally, we got little Timmy holding
the world's fattest gerbil.
434
00:20:09,293 --> 00:20:10,919
Let's have a big round of applause
435
00:20:11,003 --> 00:20:13,088
for the most pointless
world-record winners!
436
00:20:13,172 --> 00:20:14,965
-[scattered clapping]
-[Phineas] Wait!
437
00:20:15,299 --> 00:20:18,010
We've got two more world's
most pointless records for our own!
438
00:20:18,260 --> 00:20:20,012
Well, then, step right up, sonny,
439
00:20:20,095 --> 00:20:22,014
and tell everybody what they are.
440
00:20:22,347 --> 00:20:25,184
Our first entry is
for the world's largest bowling ball,
441
00:20:25,642 --> 00:20:28,103
and the other is
for the world's largest game of pinball.
442
00:20:28,187 --> 00:20:30,856
Wow! Well, let's see 'em.
443
00:20:30,939 --> 00:20:32,232
Wait for it.
444
00:20:32,649 --> 00:20:34,860
[dinging]
445
00:20:34,943 --> 00:20:38,030
Looks like we have two more
world's most pointless records!
446
00:20:38,113 --> 00:20:41,116
[gasps]Wait.
Two records in one day?
447
00:20:41,617 --> 00:20:43,994
That's another world record!
448
00:20:44,203 --> 00:20:45,787
To the fair, my pets,
449
00:20:45,996 --> 00:20:49,666
where the freezing of the Tri-State Area
will begin!
450
00:21:22,824 --> 00:21:24,284
Wait. Wait, what is that?
451
00:21:24,576 --> 00:21:26,036
A giant bowling ball?
452
00:21:26,245 --> 00:21:27,579
Aah!
453
00:21:28,247 --> 00:21:30,290
[Doofenshmirtz and Candace screaming]
454
00:21:30,582 --> 00:21:32,167
[Candace screaming]
455
00:21:33,877 --> 00:21:35,045
Oh, Candace, you made it.
456
00:21:35,212 --> 00:21:36,547
I was thinking you weren't gonna show.
457
00:21:36,755 --> 00:21:38,841
Although, you know,
usually we get on at the bottom.
458
00:21:39,925 --> 00:21:42,135
We'd especially like to thank
our sister Candace.
459
00:21:42,761 --> 00:21:44,179
We couldn't have done it without you, sis!
460
00:21:44,763 --> 00:21:46,014
You know, your brothers are all right.
461
00:21:46,807 --> 00:21:47,975
Hey, are you OK?
462
00:21:49,810 --> 00:21:51,687
Oh, afraid of heights.
463
00:21:52,229 --> 00:21:53,814
Don't worry, I got ya.
464
00:21:55,566 --> 00:21:56,316
How about you, Perry?
465
00:21:56,650 --> 00:21:57,860
Is there anything you'd like to add?
466
00:21:59,027 --> 00:22:00,279
[chatters]
467
00:22:01,864 --> 00:22:04,533
Step right up, ladies and gentlemen,
step right up!
468
00:22:04,616 --> 00:22:09,037
It's only a dollar to see
the mysterious penguin man.
469
00:22:09,246 --> 00:22:11,206
Is he man? Is he penguin?
470
00:22:11,290 --> 00:22:15,294
Or perhaps some logic-defying
amalgam of man and penguin?
471
00:22:15,878 --> 00:22:18,213
A manguin, if you will.
472
00:22:22,718 --> 00:22:24,636
I used to have goals.
473
00:22:25,804 --> 00:22:28,098
[Doofenshmirtz] They were evil goals,
but they were goals.
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