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♪ There's a hundred
And four days of summer vacation ♪
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♪ And school comes along just to end it ♪
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♪ So the annual problem
For our generation ♪
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♪ Is finding a good way to spend it ♪
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♪ Like maybe ♪
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♪ Building a rocket or fighting a mummy ♪
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♪ Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower ♪
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♪ Discovering something
That doesn't exist ♪
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Hey!
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♪ Or giving a monkey a shower ♪
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♪ Surfing tidal waves ♪
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♪ Creating nano-bots
Or locating Frankenstein's brain ♪
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It's over here!
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♪ Finding a Dodo bird ♪
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♪ Painting a continent ♪
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♪ Or driving our sister insane ♪
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Phineas!
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♪ As you can see
There's a whole lot of stuff to do ♪
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♪ Before school starts this fall ♪
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Come on, Perry!
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♪ So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb
Are gonna do it all! ♪
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♪ So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb
Are gonna do it all! ♪
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Mom, Phineas, and Ferb
are making a title sequence!
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Hey look, kids, these fossils
are of creatures that lived right here
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in Danville millions of years ago.
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Lucky these things aren't still here
today.
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No. Lucky would be if we weren't still
here today.
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Oh, look. This T-Rex footprint was found
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not 30 yards from this very spot!
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Hey, and it says here that this fossil was
dug up
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right near our very own neighborhood.
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Didn't we have a dog named Bucky
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who got sick and lived on kindly old man
Simmons' farm?
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Oh... let's move on, shall we?
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This next exhibit is kindly
old man Simmons--
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Hey! Who's up for milkshakes?
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Hmm?
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[Phineas] Gadgets through the Ages.
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This exhibit was made for us, Ferb.
Hey, what are all those people looking at?
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And this is one of our most curious pieces
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a time machine made
by a 19th-century scientist
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named Xavier Onassis.
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But of course we know
he never finished it,
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or else we'd still see him here today.
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[laughing] Right? Right? Huh? Anyone?
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All right. Moving on.
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A time machine, huh?
Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today.
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Right! Let's fix us a time machine.
Hey, where's Perry?
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Uh, Agent P. Hey, it's me, Carl,
the Intern.
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We got a bit of a situation here.
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Major Monogram has been frozen
like this pretty much all day.
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Solid as a rock. Oh, sorry. Any-who,
if the Major were able to,
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I'm sure he'd say, Well, "ouch" first
of all. Am I right?
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[laughing]
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But seriously, I'm sure he'd say
Doofenshmirtz was up to something,
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and you should get to the bottom of it.
Am I right? Sir?
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-[indistinct mumbling]
-I'm gonna take that as a "yes."
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Good luck, Agent P.
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And this fossil is the only representation
of the glichiolous species
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from the Jurassic era. How exciting!
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[growling] Ah, why do I have to endure
this suffering
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while Phineas and Ferb are off who knows
where doing who knows--
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-Ah! What are you doing?
-Fixing a time machine.
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[gasp] You broke the exhibit?
I'm telling Mom!
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What are you going?
[gasp] You broke the exhibit!
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-I'm telling Mom!
-Cool.
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-Hi, guys. Whatcha doing?
-We're fixing this time machine.
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-Isn't that kind of impossible?
-That's a possibility.
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Well, good luck! My troop and I are going
to the local fossils exhibit.
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-Catch up with you later.
-Bye.
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♪ Doofanshmirtz Evil Incorporated ♪
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Oh! Take that! And that!
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Perry the Platypus, I uh--
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There's no one else here. I mean, what are
you doing here, Perry the Platypus?
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[knob jostling]
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Eh. I have mice?
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[mumbling] I wouldn't go in there
if I were you!
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Perry the Platypus,
I swear I've never seen
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this secret agent-looking panda before.
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[laughing] Well, there's a panda
in my closet and a panda paw print
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on my cheek. But it's not what you think!
We're not enemies. We're--
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We're just bad friends.
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Mom, Mom! Evidence!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, there little missy.
There's no yelling.
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-Didn't you see the sign?
-Oh, that's right. It's a museum.
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I wouldn't want to wake anyone up!
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-You got tossed out, too. Huh?
-Yeah. For yelling.
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You yelled in the museum?
That is hardcore.
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-Why' d you get thrown out?
-Stole a pterodactyl.
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-It's not like I yelled.
-You gotta help me sneak back in!
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-Please! Please! Please!
-Whoa. Whoa. OK.
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I've got a plan so ingenious
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It involves military-like stealth,
precision, and timing.
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-[yelling]
-We got us a yeller in quadrant 6!
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[register rings]
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-Hi--Hi, Jeremy.
-Oh, hey, Candace.
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-They have a Slushy-dog here.
-Yeah. It's new. I'm so bored.
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Feels like by the time my shift is over,
I'll be a part of the fossil exhibit.
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[laughing] Part of the fossil exhibit!
That's a good one!
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[laughing]
Oops, gotta go!
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That was close.
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OK, Ferb. We're ready to test
the circuit quanta stabilizers.
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Testing.
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-Mom!
-Did you hear something?
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[laughing] Part of the fossil exhibit!
That's a good one!
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-[laughing]
-Yeah. Um, where'd you run off to?
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What do you mean? I didn't go anywhere.
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Right.
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Testing two.
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So, can I get you something?
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[laughing] Part of the fossil exhibit!
That's a good one!
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We are a go on three.
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Hi, Jeremy.
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Candace, you're really kinda freaking me
out.
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Say, aren't you a little young
to be working in a museum?
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Yes. Yes, I am.
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Well, it's nice to see young people taking
an interest in history.
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Can I get you, boys, anything?
Anything at all?
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Actually there seems to be a piece
missing.
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It looks sorta like this.
Have you seen it?
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Mm. Looks familiar? I'll keep my eye
out for it.
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Sorry, Perry the Platypus,
I didn't want you to find out this way.
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OK. Here it is.
Peter the Panda is my new nemesis.
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We met at an evil genius expo in Seattle,
and, well, me and Peter, we just
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instantly disliked each other.
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And he foiled
a little evil scheme of mine.
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I didn't plan it that way.
It just happened.
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Peter the Panda, be a dear and go get us
a soda.
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It's not that I don't hate you anymore.
I do! But, look, I--
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I just think it's time for us to,
you know, take a break
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and start fighting other people.
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Thank you, Peter the Panda.
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I'd offer you one, Perry the Platypus,
but I think it's better if we just have
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a clean break. Don't you?
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So, where was I? Oh, yes!
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So, Peter the Panda, you think
you have outwitted me!
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Perry the Platypus, you're making this
harder than it needs to be.
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Go on. It's over now. Oh, that?
That's a Freezanator ray.
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But I don't want to explain it again.
I just gave the whole spiel to Peter.
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But don't worry. He's stopping me.
He's got it well in hand.
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Goodbye.
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[Doofenshmirtz] Curse you,
Peter the Panda!
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-Ah!
-Ah!
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-Ah!
-You! I thought I tossed you out!
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Hey, what's this? Stealing part
of a display is very serious.
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Almost yelling serious.
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And last but circuitly not least.
[laughing]
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-Huh?
-Mom!
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Can I get you, boys, anything? Anything
at all?
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Well, uh, yeah. Like I said before,
we seem to be missing this piece.
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Mm. Looks familiar. I'll keep my eye out
for it.
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-Ah! There it is!
-Cool. Thanks.
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♪ Without your schemes
My life, it seems ♪
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♪ Is empty ♪
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♪ I spent all my time keeping
You from doing wrong ♪
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♪ You were my only nemesis ♪
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♪ I'd foil your plans, but still I miss ♪
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♪ The moments when we didn't get along ♪
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♪ So search your heart please, Dr. D. ♪
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♪ And I am sure that you will see ♪
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♪ That you were always meant to be ♪
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♪ My only life-long enemy ♪
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♪ But now you're doing battle ♪
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♪ With a panda from Seattle ♪
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♪ I'll miss the moments
When we didn't get along ♪
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[piano playing]
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Darling, could I have $5.00
for the audio tour?
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Sure. Amateurs...
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Mom! Phineas and Ferb are in
the "Gadgets through The Ages" exhibit.
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And they're doing something
to this chair thing.
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And Ferb is using that hose thingy
that makes sparks.
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And he's wearing that mask that goes
like this
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and you have to come with me right now!
Please! Please! Please! Please! Please!
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Well, if it's that important to you.
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Really? Did I ever tell you how much
I love you?
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They're this way!
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Hurry! Hurry! They're in here!
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Ferb, you got that thing working yet?
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Gotcha!
You guys are so busted.
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Candace, how am I supposed to keep up?
Candace?
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-Well, it's working now.
-What? What's working?
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Lololo!
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Take me home! Take me home!
Take me home! Take me home!
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-Take me home! Take me home!
-Sure, Candace. No problem.
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This could be a problem.
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Whatever you do, keep your voices low,
and no sudden movements.
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[screaming]
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Wow, it worked! Let's go save Candace.
Follow that T-Rex!
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Wait. We don't have helmets.
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[screaming]
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Ah!
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[man] We hope you enjoyed your audio tour
of fossils.
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[dramatic music]
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If you'd like to take the tour again,
just flip the tape.
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I can do that?
Hey, I don't remember seeing this part.
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[laughing]
Well, that looks just like Candace.
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Hey, honey, you've gotta see this.
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Look, I'm telling you. It's the most
peculiar thing I've ever seen.
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It looks just like Candace.
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Mm. That's not very nice, dear.
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I'll hide in the brush!
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-Ah!
-Ah!
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[all screaming]
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[T-Rex roaring]
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[screaming]
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Hey, Candace, what are you doing?
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I'm running for my life.
What does it look like?
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Well, hop on!
Hit it, Ferb!
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-Fantastic motoring, Ferb.
-Why am I wearing a turtle on my head?
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Ah!
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Hey, what a stroke of luck!
Look!
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-[Candace] And how is this better?
-[Phineas] This one's a vegetarian.
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So it's not going to eat us?
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-Nope.
-Woo-hoo.
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[Phineas] Excuse me, yoo-hoo. Down here.
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Hey, we're made of meat, ma'am.
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Thanks.
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Wow. Isn't this amazing?
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You guys better figure out a way
to get us home.
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'Cause if we don't get home,
I can't bust you for this!
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Hey, that looks familiar.
You guys, come here.
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-Anyone recognize that bad boy?
-Uh, that looks like a footprint
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from the beast that tried to eat me alive.
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And it happens to be the very same
footprint that's fossilized in the museum.
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Great! But how does that help us get out
of prehistoric times?
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Watch and learn.
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It looks like a t-Rex footprint to me.
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Hey, look.
A message.
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"Time machine destroyed. Stuck
in 300 million BC. Please help!
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Signed Phineas, Ferb,
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...and Candace."
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Our friends need our help.
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Please turn to the time travel section
of your fireside girls handbook.
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Hey, has anyone seen Perry?
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♪ Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated ♪
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Ah! Ow! Easy! Easy! You're tearing it.
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Oh. I remember when this picture
was taken.
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[Doofenshmirtz] It was the happiest day
of my life.
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It was the day I decided to get my picture
taken.
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But it wasn't till I got outside
the photo store
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that my life changed forever.
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I had a feeling that there was someone
hiding behind the mailbox.
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I had a nemesis.
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♪ My neme neme, oh, my neme neme neme ♪
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♪ My neme neme, oh, my neme neme neme ♪
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♪ I used to sit alone doing evil all day ♪
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♪ But now I think that someone's gonna
Get in my way ♪
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♪ Yeah, there's someone in my life ♪
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♪ That doesn't want me to exist ♪
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♪ My neme neme, oh, my neme neme neme ♪
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♪ And I feel fine
Because I got a nemesis ♪
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♪ My neme neme, oh, my neme neme neme ♪
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♪ My neme neme, oh, my neme neme neme ♪
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♪ Now I hate him, and he hates me ♪
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♪ What a wonderful animosity ♪
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♪ Besides his hat he wears no clothes ♪
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♪ Now I have someone to oppose ♪
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♪ Yes, I have a nemesis ♪
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♪ My neme neme, oh, my neme neme neme
My neme neme, oh, my neme neme neme ♪
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I forgot what comes after the bridge.
Peter the Panda, what are you doing?
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You're disassembling my freezanator ray?
What? While I'm singing about my feelings?
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You, you're dead to me!
You're dead to me!
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All right, team, that should do it.
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Pile in.
OK, let her rip!
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Hold it!
I think I know what the problem is.
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-It says tie machine. He left off the "m."
-Oh!
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[man] Today on Dr. Feelbetter
I want to be your nemesis again.
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And now Dr. Feelbetter.
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You ever wonder what would happen
if you lost your nemesis?
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Well that's precisely what happened
to our first guest, Perry the Platypus.
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Perry the Platypus, share with us
your thoughts.
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Uh, I'm sorry. He doesn't actually talk.
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Ah, I see. And this communication issue
is what led you
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to replace Perry the Platypus?
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No. Of course not.
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Peter the Panda doesn't talk either.
He's a panda bear.
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I see. Because he's an animal,
he doesn't talk.
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Of course not!
What kind of an evil scientist are you?
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Right.
Doctor, what if I were to tell you
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Peter the Panda is backstage right now.
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What?
Peter the Panda is here?
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[audience] Oh!
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-Perry the Platypus, I had no idea.
-Ladies and gentlemen, Peter the Panda.
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[booing]
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[groaning]
I can't believe I'm just stuck here!
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I can't believe I'll never
get to get my driver's license.
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Or--Or wear my dream dress to the prom!
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But most of all, I can't believe
I'll never see Jeremy again.
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How long are we supposed
to just sit here?
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I don't know.
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Ferb and I have decided to use this time
as an opportunity to practice patience.
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Lovely. Well, I suppose things can't get
any worse.
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Oh, look, the world's first bad hair day.
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[T-Rex roaring]
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So Phineas, where's the rescue party
you sent for?
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Hmm. It just occurred to me that
I may have misspelled time machine
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on the plans.
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Well I hope that's not going to be
an issue.
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Apparently not.
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-Hi guys. Whatcha doing?
-Just waiting for you. Hop in, guys.
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We're saved!
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-You know, there's an "m" in time machine.
-Yeah. Sorry. Take it away, Ferb.
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You mean to tell me you built
a time machine that has to be plugged in!
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-Oh, put a sock in it!
-Candace, no sudden movements.
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What does it matter? We're all doomed
anyway.
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I mean, where are we supposed to find
electricity in Dinosaur Land?
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[man] The museum will be closing
in 10 minutes.
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-[cheering]
-That was awesome!
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Boy, that was a close one.
Lucky for them I was there,
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or we'd still be trying to escape that--
T-Rex!
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Thank you, Peter.
I've been meaning to stack those chairs.
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Dr. Doofaschmirtz,
tell Perry the Platypus how you feel.
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Perry the Platypus, I'm so sorry
I hurt you--
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when I wasn't actually trying to hurt you.
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If you'll give me another chance,
I promise to hurt you in the right way.
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With cartoonish physical violence
and elaborate traps,
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constructed out of strange things
I've purchased over the Internet.
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-What do you say?
-[audience] Oh!
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Well, what do you say, Perry the Platypus?
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[audience] Oh.
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Oh, thank you, Perry the Platypus.
Ah.
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Now [laughing]
I can't believe that worked!
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You know, Peter the Panda thought
he had disassembled my freezanator ray.
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But that was just a decoy! Bring in
the real one, boys!
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You see, my plan was simple, assemble
all the best secret agents in one room
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and then turn them all into statues
for my giant chessboard!
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[laughing] Hit it!
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Ah!
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Mom, Dad, don't go in there! There's
a live tyrannosaur.
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Ha. She's got your imagination, hon.
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Uh, Peter the Platypus, you don't mind
if I say goodbye to Peter the Panda,
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do you? I just feel weird how everything
happened.
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Peter the Panda, I just wanted to let
you know that I feel--
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Ugh!
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Well, how about we go check out
that scary dinosaur?
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No! No! Don't go in there! He's going
to eat you.
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-I'm telling you!
-Well, you're right, Candace.
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It's very life-like.
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Ma!
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Wait! Where's my remote?
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Meow!
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Hey, Mom. Hey, Dad. There you are,
Candace.
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History is so exciting. We actually went
back in time.
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I know exactly what you mean, Phin.
These exhibits make the past seem so real!
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-Hey, there you are, Perry.
-All right, historians. Let's head home.
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Hey, Candace. This fossil is my favorite
in the museum.
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[laughing]
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Huh? That's funny.
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[Jeremy] I never knew cavemen wore
safety helmets.
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-[Dad] Fossils... da, da, da.
-[machine rewinds]
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[Dad] Fossils... da, da, da.
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[machine rewinds]
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Fossils... da, da, da.
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[machine rewinds]
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Fossils... da, da, da.
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-[machine rewinds]
-Fossils... da, da, da.
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-[machine rewinds]
-[Dad] Fossils... da, da, da.
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