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♪ There's a hundred And four days of summer vacation ♪

♪ And school comes along just to end it ♪

♪ So the annual problem For our generation ♪

♪ Is finding a good way to spend it ♪

♪ Like maybe ♪

♪ Building a rocket or fighting a mummy ♪

♪ Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower ♪

♪ Discovering something That doesn't exist ♪

Hey!

♪ Or giving a monkey a shower ♪

♪ Surfing tidal waves ♪

♪ Creating nano-bots Or locating Frankenstein's brain ♪

It's over here!

♪ Finding a dodo bird ♪

♪ Painting a continent ♪

♪ Or driving our sister insane ♪

Phineas!

♪ As you can see There's a whole lot of stuff to do ♪

♪ Before school starts this fall ♪

Come on, Perry!

♪ So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb Are gonna do it all! ♪

♪ So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb Are gonna do it all! ♪

Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!

[cows mooing]

♪ On the trail ♪

♪ Always riding and a-roping On the trail ♪

♪ Where them doggies are a-loping On the trail ♪

♪ On the trail ♪

♪ Nothing worse than bees a-stinging ♪

♪ 'Cept this cowboy song we're singing On the trail ♪

♪ On the trail ♪

♪ The sunset's looking awful groovy On the trail ♪

♪ On the trail ♪

♪ 'Cause they colorized this movie On the trail ♪

♪ On the trail ♪

♪ On the trail ♪

♪ On the trail ♪

♪ On the trail ♪

[Mom] Smile, boys.

Oh, you two look so cute!

She means well.

I'll be back in a few hours.

Have fun!

Yeah, right.

You better not pull any of your weird stunts, got it?

[western drawl] Don't fret none, school marm.

So, he was, like, totally checking me out

when little Miss Pants walks in front of me.

Yeah, yeah. So, I was, like, "uh, hello?"

And so she was like, "oh, no, you didn't!" And I was, like, "oh, yes, I did."

Mighty sorry, Buckaroos.

Time to rein in those ponies.

Hey, Isabella. What are you doing here?

I just earned my milking badge,

and it was so easy.

All you do is squeeze and pull, and squeeze and pull,

and squeeze and pull, and squeeze and pull, and--

So, whatcha doin'?

We're riding ponies.

[western drawl] But it makes a feller hanker

for the real thing.

You know, livin' out on the open range.

Ridin', ropin', brandin'.

Bustin' broncos and breakin' wind with your amigos under the western skies.

Heck, we could even ford a stream!

[normal voice] I don't even know what that means,

but it sounds fun.

Oh, and spitting.

Hey, where's Perry?

[spy music playing]

Yeah, and she was, like, "oh, no, you didn't."

And-- Oh, there you are, Agent P.

Oops.

I forgot to turn off the laser sharks again, didn't I? My bad.

Anyway, the evil Dr. Doofenshmirtz is at it again.

Not only does he have three books about insects overdue at the library,

but he's cornered the market on aluminum siding.

He's hold up in his water fortress

on Lake Winimahatikihaha.

Ha ha, I love saying that.

You must find out what he's up to and put a stop to it.

That is all.

[beeping]

♪ Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated ♪

[crashing]

Ah, Perry the Platypus.

As usual, your timing is uncanny.

And by uncanny, of course, I mean completely canny!

So, Perry the Platypus,

let me introduce to you my assistant, Vanessa.

Whatever.

[music playing]

[chuckles] She's new.

Anyway, at this very moment,

termites from all over the Tri-State Area are being controlled by me.

Using my Termite Controlling Helmet.

See? See?

They have cute little helmets just like me.

[chuckles]

I don't want tell you how long it took to put them all on.

So, watch this.

[whirring]

Soon I will have them devour all of the wood

in the entire Tri-State Area.

Then everyone will have to buy aluminum siding from me.

[laughs]

♪ Doofenshmirtz Aluminum Siding ♪

You're through, Perry the Platypus.

Through! Now it is time for Platypus Flambé!

[evil laughter]

Vanessa, did you bring the little wooden head the termites made?

So, anyway, I was, like, "you talking to me?"

And she was, like, all in my face and...

Termites!

[screaming]

-[whirring] -Holy cow!

[screams]

[mooing]

[Candace screaming]

Wow, a stampeding herd of cattle.

They're headed straight for town! We've gotta do something!

-[horns honking] -[mooing]

All we need are a couple of horses and we could...

-[whirring] -[horses whinnying]

Huh. Let's go.

[western drawl] Let's round us up some cows.

Come on, Isabella! Yee-haw!

[surprise exclamation]

[whinnies]

[mooing]

-[cell phone rings] -Oh, my gosh!

Stacy? I'm, like, in a stampede.

It's like--

-[mooing] -Uh, just a sec.

-Hey, Candace. -Hey, Phineas.

-Phineas? -[horses whinnying]

[Candace] Phineas!

-Stacy, I gotta go. -[pig squeals]

[mooing]

[banjo music]

[all yelling]

[mooing]

[horses whinnying]

[women screaming]

[Phineas] Yee-haw! Hyah, cow!

[guitar playing]

♪ In the mall ♪

♪ Up and down the escalators in the mall ♪

♪ I got a hankerin' for potaters In the mall ♪

♪ In the mall ♪

♪ 'Cause pretty soon now It'll be 'bout time to stop for vittles ♪

♪ In the mall ♪

Well, that was delicious.

[mooing]

[Phineas] Hyah!

A stampede through downtown? I mean, who does this?

Those two are so gonna get it.

[screaming]

[grunts]

[western drawl] Well, what can I do you for, little lady?

What have you got to stop a stampede?

I think I might have just the thing for you.

Let me just check... A scary wolf puppet!

Imagine you're a cow.

You're there minding your own business, chewing your cud with the other heifers

when suddenly-- [howls]

"I'm a very hungry wolf. I like to eat cows.

Oh, I'm so hungry."

[rattling]

Uh, no, of course not.

Oh, a genuine silent cow whistle.

You're sure this will stop a stampede?

As sure as the day is long.

Sold!

[mooing]

[no sound]

Well, what do you know?

It works!

[mooing]

Wait! Stop! Uh-oh.

[screams]

[no sound]

Hey, this cow whistle doesn't work.

Oh, they're so gonna get it.

Mom, they're driving a herd of cattle right through downtown.

Well, um, I'm a little busy, sweetie.

I'm having my hair done at Babs.

Oh, yeah, that's perfect! Oh, they're coming your way.

Quick, look out the window! Do you see any cows?

[Mom] That's cute, Candace.

OK, Babs needs to comb me up.

-Gotta go. -[grumbles]

Any last noises, Perry the Platypus?

You know, that little chirping silly noise that you make?

-[chattering] -That's the one!

[laughs]

Wait, don't touch that button!

No, no, the other one.

Yes, that one! That's the one you should not touch!

-[alarm buzzing] -[Doofenshmirtz gasps]

[computer] Self-destruct sequence initiated.

Now you've gone and done it!

You put a self-destruct button in a death chamber?

I'm so out of here.

This is the worst "bring your daughter to work" day ever.

Tell your mother you had fun, though.

Oh, by the way, I'm taking the last escape pod.

[Doofenshmirtz] It's OK. I'll just take the jet pack.

Now, where did I put that...

Oh, what was I thinking? I put the jet pack in there, too?

I might as well have given him an escape hatch.

I mean...

Well... guess I'm running.

[screaming]

[Doofenshmirtz] Help me!

Help! [screaming]

Wait, go back! I forgot my little wooden head!

Yes!

Yes, we are safe!

[western drawl] Yep, just a-lopin' them doggies

down the long, lonesome trail.

Ain't this livin'?

Boy, howdy!

-[truck horn honking] -[mooing]

They're stampeding again!

Quick, head them to the off ramp.

They're heading for a cliff!

[dirt crumbling]

Phew!

-[mooing] -[thud]

Uh-oh.

Ferb, strum something. It'll calm them down.

[mooing]

[horses whinnying]

[Phineas and Isabella] Yee-haw!

Yo, cows.

Uh, hyah.

[mooing]

Hey, we're fording a stream.

[screaming]

Cactus! Oh!

Snakes! Ah! Scorpions! Oh!

-Ah! -[splash]

Ha ha, you may think that I am defeated, Perry the Platypus,

but I still have my termite-controlling helmet. Ha ha ha.

[screaming]

[Doofenshmirtz] Save us, Perry the Platypus!

Oh...

[laughing] I survived.

Wait, what was that?

Did-did you just hit the reverse switch?

Oh, why do I even put that on there? I can't even reach it.

What is wrong with me, anyway?

-[whirring] -Ah!

Wait! Go away! Ah! Stop! Perry, help me!

[screaming]

[screaming] Perry! Help me!

Help me!

Well, this has been fun,

but we ought to be getting the herd back into a corral.

Where can we find a corral?

[mooing]

[mooing]

Well, that was easy.

[screaming]

Curse you, Perry the Platypus!

Huh. That was so awesome.

-Woo-hoo. -Hey, kids. Did you guys have fun?

-Yee-haw! -Yo, doggie.

-Oh, good. -[Candace grumbling]

Candace! Are you OK, sweetie?

I so don't want to talk about it.

All right. Get in the car, snappy pants.

What was that about?

I reckon herding cattle ain't for city folk.

[Dad humming]

So, what are you boys thinking of doing today?

Uh... we don't know.

It's too hot to think.

Yeah, Mom and I are getting rid of a few old things

at the antique store, but I think I've got just what you need.

A snow cone machine just like when I was a kid.

-How does it work? -Well, you pour the ice in here.

You give it a crank,

add some syrup, and Bob's your uncle.

[singing] Snow cones for everyone.

Honey! We need to go.

The antique show closes in just 12 hours.

OK, kids. I'll leave you in charge of the machine.

And be easy on your sister.

She's been a bit on edge lately.

Wow. Snow in July.

-[choir harmonizing] -That's it!

I know what we're going to do today!

We're going to need a lot more ice.

-What is all this? -It's a snow cone. You want some?

You mean crushed ice covered with blue carbs?

Lame.

Maybe Perry wants some.

Hey, where's Perry?

[spy music playing]

Good morning, Agent P. I'll get right to it.

This time we're worried about Doofenshmirtz buying laser pointers.

I mean, two or three of them would be fine,

but he just put in an order for 18,000 of them?

Only a crazed, evil, and diabolical mind would do that.

I'm sure you'll know what to do, Agent P.

-Hey, Phineas. -Hi, Isabella.

Whatcha doin'?

-We're making S'Winter. -S'Winter?

It's a unique and logic-defying amalgam of winter and summer.

Why have snow in the winter when it's too cold to enjoy it?

You guys are gonna need some help. [whistles]

I think cheerleaders are overrated, anyway.

I mean, being gorgeous and popular?

Does that matter in the real world? What is going on out there?

Whoa! This looks great!

[grunting]

-[grunting] -[panting]

Phineas! What's going on here?

It's summer and winter together.

It's S'Winter.

♪ Well, there's snow on the ground ♪

♪ There's sleigh bells all around ♪

♪ But the sun's beating down ♪

♪ 'Cause it's S'Winter ♪

♪ It's ski and snowball fight time ♪

♪ And also fly a kite time ♪

♪ Cold and sunny, yes, that's right ♪

♪ I'm talking 'bout S'Winter ♪

♪ It's a S'Winter S'Wonderland ♪

♪ Unusual and grand ♪

♪ You can freeze while you get tan ♪

♪ Because it's S'Winter! ♪

♪ I'm talking 'bout S'Winter ♪

♪ It's so S'Winter ♪

[children laughing]

[music ends]

Some people call it "Wummer."

I'm calling Mom, you know.

[phone beeping]

-Jeremy? -Hey, Candace. You wanna go skiing?

Oh, I'd love to, but, uh, but I am so afraid of heights.

Bummer. Well, see you later, then.

Dee Dee, wait up!

[gasps] Dee Dee?

[phone beeping]

Stacy? Who's Dee Dee?

A Swedish exchange student?

I gotta go. Hey, wait for me!

[Candace] Let me through! Let me through!

Oh, out of my way!

[Candace grumbling]

My brothers are just driving me crazy.

[scoffs]

You should try spending an hour with my dad sometime.

[yells] Oh, I had no idea this thing was so high.

[panting] There.

Great. Here we go.

Wait! Wait, wait, wait!

No, no, no, no, no!

♪ Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated ♪

As soon as he walks through that front door,

-no more Perry the Platypus. -[loud piano notes playing]

It's genius, right?

Oh! Oh, I told Nancy to keep the back door locked!

[clears throat] Note to self.

My evil deed for tomorrow, fire the maid.

What are you looking at?

Not so fast, Perry the Platypus.

Don't worry, it's not what you think.

It's my special recipe for quick-hardening chocolate.

Between you and me,

my popularity has plummeted to an all-time low.

But everybody loves chocolate!

What if I could recreate chocolate in my own image?

Behold, the Melt-Inator 6-5000.

Powered by thousands of laser pointers.

It has a melting capacity...

of seven.

That's on a scale of one to five, so that's a big number.

Here, watch this.

[Doofenshmirtz] Collect my harvest through the city streets,

where it will be processed with my secret ingredients

to produce the most irresistible confection in the Tri-State Area.

Now do you understand what you are up against?

Come on, you didn't get any of that?

You didn't get any of that?

[sighs] OK, I will start again.

First of all, my popularity is an all-time low.

You got that, right? OK. Then...

All right. That should do it.

I'll just walk all the way up to the top.

Nothing will stand in my way.

Hey... why is it so dark out here?

Ow! Oh, that hurts!

Wait a minute. I got it!

[Candace chuckling]

...with my Melt-Inator 6-5000.

There. Did you get it that time?

Well... [sighs]

Well, I'm not going over it again. Time to get started.

At this very moment, the world's largest chocolate bar

is passing through town on the way to the Smithsonian.

But it will never arrive!

In five, four, three...

[sighs]

Two and a half, two and a quarter... Is that it?

Is that-- You're not going to do anything?

You're just gonna stand there like a dead fish?

I'm giving you a chance to do something here.

Oh, this used to be more fun.

One and a half, one and a quarter...

You know, in some cultures,

it's considered rude not to partici-- [grunts]

Perry the Platypus?

But how did you... [gasps]

You ate your own heinie?

[grunting] I must aim it quickly!

[Dad] Oh, the kids are gonna love this Austrian-style cuckoo clock.

Oh, I wish you'd let me buy the large one.

-[screams] -[tires melting]

Maybe we should pull over and see what's going on.

That's peculiar.

Good thing we also bought those four spare tires, huh?

Thanks, Buford.

Now, all I need to do is find my Jeremy.

Oh, no! He's talking to Dee Dee!

I gotta put a stop to this.

Oh, Jeremy!

Uh, wait...

-Jeremy! -Who's that?

[screaming]

Why does this keep happening to me?

-[teeth chattering] -Too scrawny.

Throw it back.

[Jeremy] Wow, Dee Dee! You're a really great skier.

[screaming]

Hey, Candace. Glad you could join us.

This is going to be great.

[screaming]

How'd that miss us?

That's just weird.

Hold on.

[Candace screaming]

[screams]

That's the spirit! [yelling]

-Ah! -'Scuse me, Bob.

Pardon me, Bob. One side, Bob.

Coming through, Bob. Whoopsy Daisy.

There we go. It's a bobsled.

Uh, have you seen Candace?

-[screaming] -Oh, hey.

Here she is. You rock, Candace.

I didn't even know that was possible.

-[screaming] -Hey, look.

A cloud angel.

Now this is what I call freestyling.

[trumpet fanfare]

[crowd cheering] Nice run, guys! Totally awesome.

Wow, that was really cool.

[snorts] Really?

You're quite the S'Winter athlete.

-By the way, have you met Dee Dee? -I don't believe I've had the pleasure.

-Derek Dukenson. -Oh!

But you can call me D.D. Nice to meet you.

Oh! Nice to meet you, D.D. [laughs]

[horn honks]

Mom and Dad? Back already?

This is going to be the bestest day ever!

You almost foiled my plan.

Luckily, I had an extra can of sticky string to subdue you.

Whoops, I forgot to plug it in.

I always wait till the last minute 'cause it takes a lot of power.

[all] Oh, man...

[alarm bell ringing]

[all screaming]

[fans turn off]

[all] Oh, man...

Hey, everybody! My mom's got hot chocolate!

[all cheering]

Mom! Dad! [giggling]

Look at what Phineas and Ferb did to the backyard!

Just a second, Candace.

[Candace] Hurry, hurry. come on, come on.

They used a snow cone machine--

[Dad] Oh, do you mind opening the door for us?

Well, honey, what do you think?

Mom, Dad, hurry up!

And it's a mix of winter and summer.

They call it S'Winter.

I think that'd be "Wummer," wouldn't it?

[cuckoo clock chiming]

You know what, Ferb? Today was the best S'Winter day ever.

Last chance, Candace.

Oh, there you are, Perry.

♪ It's ski and snowball fight time ♪

♪ And also fly a kite time ♪

♪ Cold and sunny, yes, that's right ♪

♪ I'm talking 'bout S'Winter ♪

♪ It's a S'Winter S'Wonderland ♪

♪ Unusual and grand ♪

♪ You can freeze while you get tan ♪

♪ Because it's S'Winter! ♪

♪ I'm talking 'bout S'Winter ♪

♪ It's so S'Winter ♪