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♪ There's a hundred And four days of summer vacation ♪

♪ And school comes along just to end it ♪

♪ So the annual problem For our generation ♪

♪ Is finding a good way to spend it ♪

♪ Like maybe ♪

♪ Building a rocket or fighting a mummy ♪

♪ Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower ♪

♪ Discovering something That doesn't exist ♪

Hey!

♪ Or giving a monkey a shower ♪

♪ Surfing tidal waves ♪

♪ Creating nano-bots Or locating Frankenstein's brain ♪

It's over here!

♪ Finding a Dodo bird ♪

♪ Painting a continent ♪

♪ Or driving our sister insane ♪

Phineas!

♪ As you can see There's a whole lot of stuff to do ♪

♪ Before school starts this fall ♪

Come on, Perry!

♪ So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb Are gonna do it all! ♪

♪ So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb Are gonna do it all! ♪

Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!

[Phineas] So, Ferb, what should we do today?

I mean, besides giving Perry a bath.

-[sniffs] -[chattering]

[engines roaring]

What is that wonderful noise?

Awesome!

Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today!

Oh! I've got to take a new picture of myself for my blog.

I didn't realize mine is already a week old.

That's better.

What are you doing to Mom's car?

We tricked it out.

You don't even know how to drive.

Well, duh. That's why Ferb built this remote.

[engine starts]

Oh, you are so busted.

-Mom! Mom! Mom! -[doors opening and closing]

Um, where's Mom?

She's playing bridge at Mrs. Garcia-Shapiro's.

They won't get away with it this time!

[doorbell rings]

Oh, Candace, dear. Bubala, how good to see you.

What a coincidence. Do you know your mom is here?

Yeah, I do, Mrs. Garcia-Shapiro. I need to talk to her, if you don't mind.

Oy vey, look how tall you are now!

You must have grown a couple of inches since the last time I saw you.

That was last week, Mrs. Garcia-Shapiro.

Well, your mom's inside, dear.

Where are your braces? I thought you were wearing braces.

Yeah. Mom! Mom! Mom!

What is it, Candace?

You have got to see what Phineas and Ferb are doing!

[tires squealing]

Hey, Ferb, what's the red button for?

-[alarm] -Mom!

What is it? What do you want me to see?

Look!

Hi, Mom!

Hi, boys! Well, if that's all, I'll just be getting back to the game.

[falling sound]

Good thing we beefed up the suspension.

Whoa!

What else can it do?

Hi, Phineas.

Oh. Hi, Isabella.

Whatcha doin'?

We're entering The Swamp Oil 500 today.

Aren't you gonna need a pit crew?

Do you know a pit crew?

Well, I know a few people who work well together.

Great! You're hired. See ya at the track.

Hey, Ferb, where's Perry?

[spy music playing]

Good morning, Agent P.

The evil Dr. Doofenshmirtz is up to his old tricks.

For reasons completely unknown,

he's purchased a giant airship or blimp, as the kids say.

Your mission is to find out why.

And, if necessary, put a stop to it.

♪ Doo-bee doo-bee doo-bah ♪

♪ Doo-bee doo-bee doo-bah ♪

♪ Perry! ♪

[rock music playing]

Hi, Phineas.

I got your pit crew.

Cool. See ya in the pits.

OK, girls. We're dealing with a 426 cubic inch fully-blown V-8

with hypo lifters, radical cam,

and a limited slip differential.

Would that be electronically fuel-injected?

Phineas! Phineas!

Phineas!

Hey! I can't hear the cars!

Hey, Candace.

I didn't know you were a racing fan.

Jeremy.

Who, me? Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm a big fan of those,

those, uh, uh... that red one is cute!

Oh, that's Billy Ray Diggler's car.

He's great.

Yeah, he's the best. That Billy Roy.

-Billy Ray. -Billy Ray.

I-I love it when he turns left and then he turns left again, and then...

[announcer 1] And in the 3rd lane, the newcomers, Team Phineas!

Now, is it just me, or does he look a little bit young

to be behind the wheel of a 700 horsepower racing machine?

[announcer 2] Yes. Yes, he does.

And look! He's already got his own screaming fans.

Phineas!

Hey! Candace is rooting for us.

Candace, you're on the big screen.

[in slow motion] Phineas!

And your little brother's gonna be on TV.

Phineas? On TV?

TV! That's it!

They are so busted.

Can you wait right here for a second? Thanks.

What is it, Candace?

I'm right in the middle of a 3 no-trump.

Turn on the TV!

All right. All right, Candace. This better be good.

[Candace] Well? Well? Do you see it?

Just a second, honey.

Turn on the cable box first.

Hmm, all right.

Wait. OK, that's not it.

[Mom] Um, is it this one?

No, this is another phone.

-[music playing] -Oh! I turned on the stereo.

Mom! Hurry up!

OK, just a second.

[announcer] Are you embarrassed by flaking, itching, peeling?

Candace, this is a dandruff commercial.

Is there something you're trying to tell me?

[engines roaring]

OK, Ferb. Are we good to go?

[announcer] And with the race about to start,

there's the Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated blimp.

♪ Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated ♪

Ah, Perry the Platypus.

I'm glad you're here, actually.

I was just getting ready to serve some platypus under glass!

You're just in time to witness my latest invention.

My Deflate-Inator Ray!

Which I will demonstrate by deflating all the tires

at the Jefferson County Motor Speedway!

After which, I will deflate everything in the Tri-State Area!

That way, if anyone wants anything flated,

they will have to talk to me.

-Phineas, you are in big trouble, mister! -[tires screeching]

[engines roaring]

-Candace, you've got a little-- -[man] Smile!

Souvenir picture? Only a dollar.

Ah! Wait a second!

Hey!

Now I got you!

Hey, hey, Missy. Two pictures, two bucks.

Oh, yeah, uh, I've only got a dollar.

But, uh, I just want the one.

You can just tear the other one up, OK?

I've got him now! [chuckling]

[announcer] And pulling up fast on the inside lane

is number 42, Team Phineas!

Hey, Ferb. Do you think we can get any more power?

I mean, I know it's just a battery, but I was thinking,

let's open it up and see what this puppy can--

-[horn honking] -Uh, Ferb,

we're actually slowing down now.

Ferb?

Hello?

Oh, yeah! Now that's what I'm talking about!

[telephone rings]

Hey, Ferb. We should bring Phineas in for a pit stop.

All right, Fireside Girls, let's move, move, move!

That helmet looks so manly.

-Thanks. -Hit it, Ferb.

I'm so proud of you girls.

And the bow is a nice touch, Gretchen.

[Doofenshmirtz] He he. Listen to those fools,

as they worship their candy-colored race car man.

How about a little demonstration of my deflationary prowess?

I got it!

[tires screeching]

[screaming]

[crash]

[announcer] The Team Phineas car is avoiding every obstacle.

It's like he can see the whole darn track at once!

[rock music playing]

[keyboard notes]

♪ Go, Phineas, go, go, Phineas ♪

♪ Go, Phineas, go, go, Phineas ♪

Oh, yeah!

♪ Go, Phineas, go, go, Phineas ♪

♪ Go, Phineas, go, go, Phineas ♪

[all] We're OK!

[Candace] Well, Mom, what do you think of this?

You've looked better.

Huh? What do you mean?

[horror music playing]

[screams]

Already they fear me! Listen to their screams, eh?

Imagine the mayhem once my Deflate-Inator Ray is fully charged.

Run, run like the wind, my little indentured rodent,

and I will give you some cheese!

Heh. I know I have some around here somewhere.

I think there's some-- There used to be some Roquefort

in the back here. I don't...

[mouse squeaking]

Huh?

[screaming]

[grunts]

Hmm. I suppose I should've seen that coming.

[Candace] But, Mom, you've gotta believe me!

Wait a minute! I bet it's still on TV!

That's good, Candace. Go watch a little TV.

[announcer] And look at this amazing finish!

[stammering] Mom, quick! Quick! Quick!

All right, I'm coming.

-[laughing] -[announcer] Oh, no!

A blimp is about to hit the broadcasting tower!

Oh, the hu--

[static]

Uh-huh.

Meep.

Deal me back in, Viv.

[tires screeching]

Hmm, looks like we're walking.

[screaming]

"Why don't you go back home, Candace?"

"I'm busy with my bridge game, Candace."

She has no idea!

-[cricket chirping] -[Candace gasps]

Gotcha!

[screaming]

[alarm]

Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom!

Oh, Candace, hello. I can't believe you've grown so much.

-It's unbelievable. -Mom!

Mom, you've got to see this.

-It's about your car. -All right.

[Candace] Come on, come on, come on!

Candace, you're wearing out the heels of my shoes.

See, Mom, look, look! I told you!

[gasps] But... who did this?

Phineas and Ferb.

-You mean... -Yeah, yeah, yeah.

-They... -Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.

They washed my car?

Yes! No. What?

[chattering]

It's beautiful! I got to admit, I thought you were exaggerating a bit,

but this is really worth getting excited about.

Hi, Mom! We're home.

Hey, boys. I saw what you did today.

Yeah? How'd you like it?

[Mom] I loved it.

-Now, who wants some snacks? -[Phineas] Thanks, Mom.

Honey, close your mouth.

[man on radio] This is Stanky Dog coming to you

on the hottest day of the summer.

So, unless you live at the beach, I say take it easy and do nothing today.

Yup, just find yourself a shady tree

and maybe an aquatic mammal of some sort and blow the whole day off.

Come on, Ferb. If we let a little heat stop us from having the best day ever,

then the morning deejays win.

Whew! Boy, it's hot today.

So what are you up to?

We're making our own beach right here in the backyard.

Oh, how cute.

Well, I'm off for my spa day.

You boys behave yourselves

and don't bother your father.

He's finally cleaning out the basement.

Bye, Mom! Yes!

You heard her. We can't bug Dad, which makes me in charge...

by default.

Carry on.

We're gonna need more sand.

Hey, where's Perry?

Good morning, Agent P. Lawn gnomes across the Tri-State Area

are disappearing, leaving thousands of gardens

unprotected from the evils of black magic.

We suspect Doofenshmirtz.

Get right on it!

Aren't you a little young to be a landscape contractor?

Yes. Yes, I am.

[Isabella] Hi, Phineas.

Oh, hey, Isabella.

Whatcha doin'?

Building a beach.

-Check it out. -[dump truck beeping]

Can me and the other Fireside Girls be lifeguards?

We need to earn our aquatic safety badges.

Sure.

I mean, I've been a friend of Susie's longer than Katie,

so I should've been invited to that party first.

Who cares if they're lab partners.

-We're locker neighbors, -[dolphin clicking]

and locker neighbors trumps lab partners any day.

[gasps] Sorry, Stacy. Gotta go!

Welcome to our beach.

Ha! You call that a beach?

This is way below your usual standard.

This isn't even worth a call to Mom.

You know, if you guys ever want to be popular,

you're going to have to stop playing in sandboxes.

Hey!

-[girls laughing] -[Hawaiian music playing]

So, Candace, what do you think?

That's it! I'm calling Mom.

[girl] Hey, Candace.

Jenny? Stacy?

You never told us you had a beach in your backyard.

You're going to be the most popular girl in the neighborhood.

-I will? -I just saw Jeremy

and his buddies with their surfboards.

Jeremy's here? Gotta go!

♪ Perry ♪

[Doofenshmirtz laughing]

Oh, yes. Yes!

Just look at my bounty of gnome riches.

Oh, this is a strange one.

Wait! Who are you?

A platypus?

Perry the Platypus!

You are mine now!

Oh, no, wait, wait, wait. That was the garage door opener.

You are mine now!

And that was the TV remote.

I've got to start labeling these things.

Aha! You are mine now!

[Doofenshmirtz laughing]

Finally, I will rid myself of you.

But first, turn your attention to the giant screen and...

Hmm... maybe I need to turn the cable on first?

Let's get this beach party started!

♪ Well, we wake up early ♪

♪ And wax our surfboards down ♪

♪ We'll hit the beach Yeah, we'll hit the beach ♪

♪ Throw our board shorts on ♪

♪ And head for surfin' town ♪

Hey, look! I can see our house from up here.

Oh!

Oh! [groaning]

[all] How low can you go? How low can you go?

Look!

So that's how low you can go.

We've been asking that question for generations.

What? What's everybody looking at?

For winning the limbo contest,

you are now officially crowned Queen Wahine of the beach.

All hail Queen Wahine!

[gasps] I can't believe it!

♪ Listen up, people and I'll teach ya ♪

♪ 'Bout Phineas and Ferb And the backyard beach-a ♪

♪ Every morning, Phineas, he gonna say ♪

Say!

♪ Brother, what you gonna do today? ♪

♪ Now, you see we're having fun Playing under the sun ♪

♪ And get in line, get in line 'Cause the wet ski's running ♪

♪ A backyard beach, a backyard beach ♪

♪ Nothing's out of reach We got the backyard beach ♪

♪ You can change in the broken hut ♪

♪ Drink out of a coconut ♪

♪ Three games for a token But the rest is free ♪

♪ You got skiing and parasailing Surfin' and a-flailin' ♪

♪ Your contacts need saline Or else you can't see ♪

♪ Got the backyard beach A backyard beach ♪

♪ Nothing's out of reach We got the backyard beach ♪

♪ Got the backyard beach A backyard beach ♪

♪ Don't fall into the breach Got the backyard beach! ♪

I've never been happier in my entire life.

Something is very wrong.

Not a single call from Candace, not even a text message.

Oga, hose me down. I'm going home.

OK, I think I finally got the right one.

Now, Perry the Platypus, you will finally understand my pain.

Back in Gimmelshtump in the days of my youth,

the Doofenshmirtz's were a proud family.

But those were lean times for my father,

and our beloved lawn gnome was repossessed.

Who will protect our zatzenfruit garden from witches, spells and wood trolls?

From a tender age,

my father decided that it would be me.

[father in foreign language]

[Doofenshmirtz in English] While the other children

played Kick the Schtumpel and ate Doonkelberries,

I would stand for hours.

[father in foreign language] Don't move!

[Doofenshmirtz in English] All through the cold night,

-as the spitzenhound howled, -[dogs howling]

my only companion was the moon...

and my neighbor Kenny.

[father in foreign language] Don't move!

[in English] And since my lawn gnome was taken away from me,

I will destroy every lawn gnome in the entire Tri-State Area!

Behold the Destruct-Inator!

And now, Perry the Platypus,

to activate my creation.

No!

Surf contest!

Out of my way, Dinner-bell.

Hello, Buford. Perhaps you missed the sign.

[Buford] "No bullying, no yodelling"?

[Austrian accent] I don't like this any more than you do.

[Stanky Dog] First up in the surf contest is Bobby Nelson.

Oh, and Nelson eats it on a five-footer!

And there's Django Brown shooting a curl.

And here comes Buford Von Stomm. Oh!

He pummels Brown with a Philadelphia traffic stop.

And now he's got him in a half nelson. Now a full nelson!

Oh! And now he's actually beating him with Bobby Nelson!

Here's the scores from our judges, and Buford doesn't like it one bit.

Next up is Phineas Flynn,

and it's great to see a young surfer show such confidence.

Uh-oh! What's this?

Oh, those kids today and their holographic projections.

He's in the pipeline. Now he's hanging ten.

He's hanging 20! He's hanging 32!

Now he's just hanging!

The crowd loves it.

I don't think there's a name for that.

The crowd is doing the wave, and Phineas is surfing it!

Let's go to the judges.

Ten to the fifth power,

infinity,

and, oh! It seems Phineas Flynn's radical surfing

has made judge number 3 re-think Einstein's theory of relativity.

Cowabunga, laws of nature!

So, are you having fun?

[romantic music playing]

♪ Girl ♪

♪ The moment has arrived... ♪

[giggles]

-[cell phone rings] -Uh...

Just one second.

Hello?

-[music through phone] -Um, Candace? Is everything OK?

Oh, everything is just wonderful.

And... Phineas and Ferb?

What are they doing?

Oh, such wonderful things.

Candace, honey, I'm coming home.

-[record scratch] -Wait. What?

[Mom] I'm right around the corner. I'll be there in 2 minutes.

No, wait! No, Mom! You can't!

Oh, wait, wait. Stay right there.

I've got to stop her. Oh, no, no, no, no!

Mom, Mom! Please, Mom, go away! Don't come in.

[rumbling]

Is that a volcano?

Gnomes!

[grunts]

[man 1] Run for your lives! It's gnome-ageddon!

[man 2] Who's protecting our gardens?

Candace, tell me the truth. What is going on here?

[sighs]

Phineas and Ferb built a beach in the backyard,

just like they said they were going to.

But instead of just a cute little beach in their sandbox,

it turned out to be this absolutely huge beach,

with a coastline, and palm trees, and a pier,

and hula dancers, and water skiers, and tiki huts,

and dolphins, and dancing, and surfing,

and everybody from the neighborhood showed up.

Oh!

[Candace] And then I was just about to share a smoothie with Jeremy

when a coconut dropped on my head and...

And just for a moment, it seemed that the wily Buford

would steal away the coveted surfing trophy

from under the noses of our heroes.

[Candace] But I can only continue my benign reign

and spread love, happiness, and ultimate popularity

throughout my kingdom if you would just let me have my moment.

[water draining]

Oh, there you are, Perry.

[chattering]

Well, everybody, looks like that's all for today.

[all] Phineas and Ferb! Phineas and Ferb! Phineas and Ferb!

If you don't believe me, go see for yourself.

-That was great. -[Mom] Hey, boys.

-Hey, Mom. -So, how was your day at the beach?

[Candace] Wait, wait! My kingdom!

My Jeremy! It was all so beautiful!

What have you done to my paradise?

Candace, honey,

I think it's time to get you out of the sun for a little while.

I think she had fun.

♪ If summer only lasted one day ♪

♪ Summer only lasted a day ♪

[Stanky Dog] Stanky Dog here with a special shout-out

to my two new pals, Phineas and Ferb,

for hosting a beach party that was hot, hot, hot!

And speaking of hot, slather on the sunscreen, listeners,

'cause tomorrow's weather calls for another scorcher.

[Ferb] With a slight chance of scattered lawn gnomes.

Ha ha ha ha!

♪ He's a semi-aquatic Egg-laying mammal of action ♪

♪ Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah ♪

♪ He's a furry little flatfoot ♪

♪ Who'll never flinch from a fray ♪

♪ He's got more than just mad skill ♪

♪ He's got a beaver's tail and a bill ♪

♪ And the women swoon Whenever they hear him say ♪

-[chattering] -[all sigh]

♪ He's Perry! ♪

♪ Perry the Platypus! ♪