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♪ There's a hundred And four days of summer vacation ♪

♪ And school comes along just to end it ♪

♪ So the annual problem For our generation ♪

♪ Is finding a good way to spend it ♪

♪ Like maybe ♪

♪ Building a rocket or fighting a mummy ♪

♪ Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower ♪

♪ Discovering something That doesn't exist ♪

Hey!

♪ Or giving a monkey a shower ♪

♪ Surfing tidal waves ♪

♪ Creating nano-bots Or locating Frankenstein's brain ♪

It's over here!

♪ Finding a Dodo bird ♪

♪ Painting a continent ♪

♪ Or driving our sister insane ♪

Phineas!

♪ As you can see There's a whole lot of stuff to do ♪

♪ Before school starts this fall ♪

Come on, Perry!

♪ So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb Are gonna do it all! ♪

♪ So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb Are gonna do it all! ♪

Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!

So, Ferb, what do you want to do today?

What about Perry? What does he want to do?

[chattering]

Well, he's a platypus. They don't do much.

I for one am starting to get bored,

and boredom is something up with which I will not put.

The first thing they're gonna ask us

when we get back to school is what did we do over summer?

I mean, no school for three months, our life should be a roller coaster.

And I mean a good roller coaster.

Not like that one we rode at the state fair.

[guitar riff]

[kids screaming]

Please exit to the left.

Man, that was lame.

Why, if I built a roller coaster, I would...

That's it! I know what we're gonna do today.

Phineas, Ferb, I'm gonna go pick up a few things.

You boys stay out of trouble, OK?

OK, Mom.

We're gonna build a roller coaster.

I'm in charge, right? You did tell them I'm in charge?

Relax, Candace. Nobody has to be in charge.

-But what if there's an emergency? -Like what?

What if, uh... [gasps]

What if a satellite falls out of orbit and crashes into the house?

If that happens, you're in charge.

Yes!

Mom says I'm in charge conditionally.

Whatever.

Wait a minute. What are you doing?

Homework.

It's summer.

That's cool. You wait till the last minute, then.

Well, I'm watching you.

And I'm in charge.

Conditionally!

[telephone rings]

Hello? Oh, hi, Stacy!

No, I can't go to the mall right now. Mom just went to the store.

She left me in charge,

well, you know, conditionally.

Oh, if you go, can you see if Jeremy's there?

No, no, he's the cute one that works at Mr. Slushy Burger.

Yeah, he totally smiled at me the last time I was there.

I just about died.

I know. I told you, I can't. I'm watching my brother and stepbrother.

Yeah, and they never get into trouble 'cause Mom never catches them.

One of these days, though, I'm gonna see to it

-that she catches them red-handed. -[roar]

Will you hold it down, I am trying to use the phone!

Mom left me in charge, so there will be no shenanigans today.

What are they doing right now? Why do you ask?

What do you mean you can see it from your house?

See what?

-Phineas, what is this? -Do you like it?

Oh, I'm gonna go tell Mom,

and when she sees what you are doing, you are going down!

Down, down, down!

D-o-w-n! Down!

We're gonna need a blowtorch and some more peanut butter.

Hey, Candace, is Phineas...

home?

Down. Down, I say.

Hey, Phineas.

-Hey, Isabella. -Whatcha doin'?

Building a roller coaster.

-In your backyard? -Some of it.

Wow. Isn't that kind of impossible?

Some might say.

Hey, Ferb.

Does your stepbrother ever talk?

Ferb? He's more of a man of action.

I was gonna go to the pool, you wanna go swimming?

-Kind of in the middle of something here. -Oh. Right.

OK. I'll see you later, then.

OK.

Hey, Ferb, you got enough rivets up there?

Hey, where's Perry?

[spy music playing]

-[beeping] -Good morning, Agent P.

The evil Dr. Doofenshmirtz is up to his old tricks.

For reasons unknown to us,

he's bought up 80% of the country's tinfoil.

I want you to get over to his hideout right away,

find out what he's up to, and put a stop to it.

As always, Agent P, it is imperative that your cover identity

as a mindless domestic pet remains intact.

Now, get out there. We're all counting on you.

♪ Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah ♪

♪ Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah ♪

♪ Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah ♪

♪ Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah ♪

So the way I see it,

the solid fuel rockets kick in at the mall's parking lot.

Then we release the snakes during the corkscrew at the interstate.

I'm gonna go get the snakes.

Mom, you've gotta come home right now.

Did a satellite crash into the house?

No, no, no! You gotta see what Phineas and Ferb are doing.

It seems like we've had this conversation before.

-What do you mean? -I seem to recall you telling me

that the boys were training monkeys to juggle bicycles,

and when I came home, there was a stunning lack of monkeys.

I still don't know how they cleaned it up so fast.

So what's the emergency this time?

They're building a roller coaster!

Candace, seriously,

isn't Phineas a little young to be a roller coaster engineer?

[machinery working]

Aren't you a little young to be a roller coaster engineer?

Yes. Yes, I am.

Well, I must say, I'm very impressed.

The forms all seem to be in order,

although I've never seen them filled out in crayon before.

So, if there's anything I can get you,

anything at all, just, uh, let me know.

Do you think we could borrow one of those gadgets?

[machinery sounds]

Now, this is the life.

Ah, Perry the Platypus. What an unexpected surprise.

And by unexpected, I mean completely expected!

I, Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz,

have covered the entire eastern seaboard in tinfoil.

And when I put my giant magnet

next to my ingenious Magnetism Magnifier,

I will pull the East in a westerly direction,

thereby reversing rotation of the earth.

You may well ask yourself,

why would he do this?

What could he possibly have to gain?

Well, let me just answer that by saying

I haven't really worked out all the bugs yet.

I mean, you know, tinfoil alone cost a lot.

But, Mom, I'm telling you, they're building it and it's huge!

"Phineas and Ferb present the Coolest Coaster Ever, now open"?

Mom!

Phineas and Ferb got a roller coaster?

You think we get a discount if we bring the flier?

Maybe we better take it.

Here. Look, look, look. See?

I told you I'm not crazy. I told you.

And you're not crazy because...

[screams]

I see your point, Candace.

No crazy person would scream at a post like that.

I'll be in the dairy section

if you want to come yell at some cheese or anything.

[microphone squeals]

-[guitar and drums playing] -Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,

children of all ages.

May I present to you a spectacle most of the morning in the making,

The Coolest...

Coaster...

Ever!

[trumpets playing]

-[bird squawking] -[clank]

[squealing]

So, who wants to go first?

To fasten, insert the tab into the metal buckle.

To release, just pull back on the-- Oops.

Well, you get the picture.

Well, that's about it. Enjoy the ride.

You all signed the waivers, right?

[screaming]

[screaming continues]

Relax, they're just rubber.

[squeak]

[screaming]

Hey, look, here comes the "ah-ah-ah-ah."

[all] Ah-ah-ah-ah!

When I really make all my money back,

I-I-I could buy a bunch of east-facing real estate

and sell it again with a... [muttering]

Ha! You missed!

[yelling]

Ow!

Now you are too late!

Quake in your boots and watch helplessly

as the unimaginable electromagnetic forces

pull the eastern seaboard,

thereby reversing rotation of the...

Well, that didn't work.

And now we have a two-ton ball of tinfoil

traveling 200 miles an hour directly at us!

Quickly! We must separate the magnet from the Magnifier

before it is too late!

Now, I know I have that club card in here somewhere.

-[kids screaming] -I always have it with me,

but my purse is such a disaster area. You know how it is.

Oh, oh, oh, oh! Mom!

Mom!

[Doofenshmirtz] It's no use!

It's no use! We are doomed!

♪ Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah... ♪

You did it!

You saved us, Perry the Platypus!

Curse you, Perry the Platypus!

Look, look, look! See?

OK, I give up. What am I supposed to be looking at?

-No! It's not possible! -I'm gonna go get the cart.

It was right here and it was huge!

-Mom! -Time to go. I've got frozens.

OK, so you think that Phineas and Ferb

are still under that stupid tree in the backyard, right?

Well, yes, that would be my guess.

Fine. Then let's go home, now!

[screaming]

Oh, there you are, Perry.

[chattering]

Nice hat, Isabella.

Hmm.

[screaming]

Funny. I don't remember this in the blueprints.

And I'm sure this is new.

He-he-he-he. Ha-ha-ha.

I worry about you sometimes, Candace.

Welcome to Mr. Slushy Burger. May I take your order?

Anyone want fries?

[in French] Croissant?

[in English] Anyone want a croissant?

[satellite beeping]

You know, if that thing crashes to earth, Candace is in charge.

[screaming]

[screaming]

We should have charged more.

OK, we're here. Are you happy now, Candace?

[foolish giggles]

Yes! See, Mom? I told you they weren't there.

-Oh, hi, boys. -Hi, Mom.

Come on, Candace, help me with the groceries.

-But-but-but-but. -Let's go.

But-but-but-but-but.

Hey, Phineas, that was great.

Way too cool.

That was awesome! Can we do it again?

Sorry. Only one ride per customer.

That was great, Phineas. So, what are you gonna do tomorrow?

-Don't know yet. -Maybe you can teach Perry some tricks.

Well, he is a platypus. They don't do much.

They're the only mammals to lay eggs.

Maybe he'll lay an egg.

Cool. See you tomorrow.

It really was the coolest coaster ever.

You guys make a great team.

Well, a brother is a brother,

but I couldn't have asked for a better one than Ferb.

You know what I mean?

[loud belch]

Oh, man! I can smell the peanut butter.

Well, that was impressive.

See you, guys.

So what should we do tomorrow?

There's a world of possibilities.

Maybe we should make a list.

-[loud explosion] -[car alarms]

-[Candace] Mom! -Give it a rest, Candace!

Yes! Hey, Ferb!

It's Candace's birthday.

We've gotta do better than last year.

-[roaring] -[screaming]

[shuts door]

Not our best work.

This time it's gotta be something huge.

♪ She's Candace ♪

♪ Like the Venus de Milo ♪

♪ Except she's not armless and handless ♪

♪ She's got a big, honking truckload ♪

♪ Of ship-launching qualities ♪

♪ And this is the reason ♪

♪ She bears no resemblance To a praying mantis ♪

♪ Candace ♪

♪ A name with seven letters ♪

♪ Candace ♪

♪ Only wears designer sweaters ♪

♪ Candace ♪

♪ She's got an allergy to dairy ♪

♪ Candace ♪

♪ And she's anything but ordinary ♪

[chattering]

Perry?

This is yours, I believe.

Happy birthday, Candace.

I made you a special breakfast.

And after that, we have a surprise.

What is it? Where is it?

We have to drive to it.

Whoo!

-[Candace] Is it the mall? -[Mom] No.

OK. But it's the mall, right?

[Dad] No, it's not the mall.

Wait. Please don't tell me we're going to Mt. Rushmore.

Isn't it great?

Four American presidents carved into the side of a mountain.

It was Phineas and Ferb's idea.

You're welcome.

OK, you lot go on ahead.

I'll find a parking spot and meet you there.

We're going up to the monument. Come on, Perry.

OK. We'll join you in a minute.

[Mom] OK, Candace, it's your birthday.

You can pick out anything you want.

Oh! What about the Mt. Rushmore bobbleheads?

Mom, that's lame.

OK. How about this cute, cuddly Lincoln?

[gasps] Jeremy?

Hi, Jeremy.

-Hey, Candace. -What are you doing here?

Oh, I'm just here on the Mr. Slushy Burger worker exchange program.

Um...

Uh, well, it's my birthday today,

and... I... uh...

I gotta check something. Back in a flash, OK?

Where'd they go?

Hi, Mrs. Fletcher.

Oh, hi, Isabella. What brings you girls here?

Fireside Girls field trip.

Um, is Phineas here?

Mm-hmm. He and Ferb are up at the monument.

Possibilities.

Hey, where's Perry?

♪ Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah ♪

♪ Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah ♪

♪ Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah ♪

♪ Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah ♪

♪ Doo-bee ♪

♪ Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah ♪

♪ Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah ♪

Good morning, Agent P. Dr. Doofenshmirtz is up to no good again.

We've just discovered his new hideout

is located inside Lincoln's head at Mt. Rushmore.

I-I know. You were just there.

Poor planning on our part, actually. Sorry.

Phineas!

Ferb!

Oh...

Hey, honey, what are them kids doing up on the monument?

Let me see that.

[gasps]

Mom!

Mom, you've got to see this now.

Here, look.

[Mom] Oop. Ran out of time.

[muttering]

Here, look now.

Oh! Old Reliable Geyser.

How exciting!

I'm just gonna go back to the gift shop.

Ah, Perry the Platypus.

Your timing is impeccable.

And by impeccable, I mean completely peccable!

Ha ha ha! You are just in time to witness my latest scheme.

Behold!

My Drill-Inator!

I will bore a tunnel to China, build a toll highway,

and make millions!

So, as they say in China,

arrivederci!

[rock music plays]

-[fighting] -[Doofenshmirtz grunting]

Now, where should we start?

Hi, Phineas.

-Whatcha doin'? -It's a surprise.

-Can I help? -We could use a lookout.

You got it.

-[rustling] -[crashing]

[birds squawking]

Uh, ma'am,

if you handle the big stick, you gotta buy it.

Mom! You've gotta see what Phineas and Ferb are doing!

Uh, excuse me,

aren't you boys a little young to be restoring a national monument?

Yes. Yes, we are.

Well, it's good to see young people

taking an interest in our national heritage.

[grunting]

[computer] Hull overheating.

-Hull overheating. -[brakes screeching]

The molten lava of the earth's core completely slipped my mind.

[engine revving up]

Oh, no! The lava is following us!

[motor starting]

[Doofenshmirtz] The lava is being diverted.

You did it, Perry the Platypus.

You saved us!

I hate to be a stickler, but the lava is coming again!

Faster!

[Candace] Wait till you see what those two are up to.

She's coming!

[rock music]

She's getting closer!

We're running a little behind schedule. Go to plan B.

Plan B, girls!

You are going to be shocked by what I'm about to show you, Mom.

[rock music stops]

[Mom] Hmm. I guess some things look better in photos.

-[cell phone rings] -Oh, it's Dad.

Hi, honey!

I found an absolutely brilliant parking space.

Great. I'll meet you at the gift shop, dear.

I still have to buy that big stick.

[cawing]

-[fanfare] -[Candace] Huh?

Now!

[fanfare]

Oops.

[rumbling]

[fanfare]

[bird groaning]

Huh?

[gasps]

Why, it's...

It's...

It's beautiful!

[sobbing]

Mom!

-Mom. -[crash]

I gotta show you something right now!

Come on, follow me!

Candace, are you still trying to get the boys in trouble?

No! No, no, this is a great thing.

Oh, it's the nicest thing anyone has ever done for me!

You know, Candace, this is the second time I've climbed up there.

I'm already down half a dress size.

Come on, hurry!

[Doofenshmirtz screaming]

[warning alarm buzzing]

Hey, where you goin'?

[screaming]

I'm OK, I-- [screams]

Fie upon you, Perry the Platypus!

Hurry, Mom. You won't believe it.

Huh?

[gasp] Ew!

[bubbling]

[dramatic orchestra music playing]

Whew! Finally made it, honey.

-Now, what is it you wanted me to see? -But-but.

You're right.

It's beautiful!

Happy birthday, honey.

Now, let's go find your father.

-Oh! -[clank]

Did you like your birthday present?

Uh-huh. Uh.

Well, it was definitely better than the gorilla in the cake.

Hey, Candace,

I had a break and I thought I'd give you this for your birthday.

I saw you looking at it in the gift shop.

A Mt. Rushmore bobblehead.

You like it?

Oh! I absolutely love it.

Great. I gotta get back.

Happy birthday.

This was the best birthday ever.