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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,213 --> 00:00:09,329 X1:151 X2:564 Y1:490 Y2:516 The Day the Earth Stood Stupid 2 00:01:03,053 --> 00:01:08,002 X1:115 X2:600 Y1:061 Y2:126 - Is Nibbler stoked for the show? - He ought to be, with all the training. 3 00:01:08,213 --> 00:01:13,162 X1:119 X2:596 Y1:061 Y2:121 Nibbler, roll over and you get a ham. Roll over. Roll over for the ham. 4 00:01:16,213 --> 00:01:20,001 X1:093 X2:623 Y1:061 Y2:082 You are so adorable. Who wants a ham? 5 00:01:22,093 --> 00:01:23,242 X1:257 X2:457 Y1:061 Y2:082 Zooka barooka! 6 00:01:23,493 --> 00:01:27,611 X1:145 X2:570 Y1:061 Y2:126 First prize is $500 and a year's supply of dog food! 7 00:01:27,813 --> 00:01:32,807 X1:156 X2:562 Y1:061 Y2:126 - Five hundred dollars, you say? - Dog food, you say? 8 00:01:36,773 --> 00:01:40,243 X1:134 X2:581 Y1:061 Y2:122 That dog's gonna be hard to beat. Look at him. 9 00:01:40,493 --> 00:01:42,404 X1:198 X2:517 Y1:061 Y2:087 One sheep, two sheep... 10 00:01:43,293 --> 00:01:44,806 X1:264 X2:452 Y1:061 Y2:087 ...three sheep. 11 00:01:46,053 --> 00:01:49,648 X1:203 X2:515 Y1:061 Y2:126 But our real competition is the Hypno-Toad. 12 00:02:07,973 --> 00:02:10,646 X1:237 X2:477 Y1:061 Y2:126 Your turn, Nibbler. Herd those sheep! 13 00:02:13,773 --> 00:02:15,604 X1:242 X2:474 Y1:061 Y2:084 Come on, Nibbler! 14 00:02:22,293 --> 00:02:27,606 X1:128 X2:589 Y1:451 Y2:516 I have a late entry. My hard-shelled whooping terrier, Mr. Zoidberg. 15 00:02:33,853 --> 00:02:35,809 X1:265 X2:450 Y1:495 Y2:516 Faster! Faster! 16 00:02:43,813 --> 00:02:46,407 X1:208 X2:509 Y1:451 Y2:516 Suck in that gut! You wanna be spayed? 17 00:02:50,493 --> 00:02:53,565 X1:223 X2:492 Y1:456 Y2:516 Silence, you cur! Puff out that brisket! 18 00:02:59,853 --> 00:03:02,731 X1:108 X2:608 Y1:489 Y2:516 I should be weeping! I'm not weeping! 19 00:03:10,613 --> 00:03:12,604 X1:234 X2:481 Y1:490 Y2:516 I love these things. 20 00:03:15,253 --> 00:03:17,847 X1:105 X2:610 Y1:490 Y2:516 Shake paws, Nibbler. Come on, shake. 21 00:03:18,093 --> 00:03:23,406 X1:124 X2:592 Y1:451 Y2:516 He might be a little hungry. Usually, he's had more ham by now. Shake! 22 00:03:50,853 --> 00:03:55,404 X1:169 X2:547 Y1:451 Y2:516 Third prize, a party-sized keg of guinea pigs, goes to... 23 00:03:55,613 --> 00:03:58,889 X1:203 X2:512 Y1:454 Y2:516 ...Dave Spiegel and his owner, Fluffers. 24 00:04:00,893 --> 00:04:06,286 X1:145 X2:571 Y1:451 Y2:516 Second prize, this lovely afghan, made from an Afghan, goes to... 25 00:04:06,493 --> 00:04:09,246 X1:132 X2:584 Y1:490 Y2:516 ...Bender and his whooping terrier! 26 00:04:09,493 --> 00:04:15,204 X1:105 X2:613 Y1:450 Y2:516 Second place? That's a fancy word for losing! You didn't stick your landing! 27 00:04:15,413 --> 00:04:18,166 X1:207 X2:508 Y1:456 Y2:516 - Forgive me, my friend. - Never! 28 00:04:18,373 --> 00:04:23,163 X1:116 X2:600 Y1:451 Y2:516 And before we announce the winner, we have a special award for... 29 00:04:23,373 --> 00:04:26,729 X1:223 X2:493 Y1:451 Y2:516 ...Ms. Leela and her mystery pet, Nibbler! 30 00:04:26,933 --> 00:04:28,844 X1:279 X2:439 Y1:495 Y2:516 Me? Award? 31 00:04:29,093 --> 00:04:30,811 X1:250 X2:467 Y1:495 Y2:516 Him? Me? Good? 32 00:04:31,053 --> 00:04:34,602 X1:177 X2:537 Y1:450 Y2:516 That's the eloquence you'd expect from the owner of... 33 00:04:34,813 --> 00:04:36,849 X1:200 X2:516 Y1:495 Y2:516 ...Dumbest Pet in Show! 34 00:04:41,013 --> 00:04:43,573 X1:176 X2:538 Y1:490 Y2:516 And the grand prize winner: 35 00:04:43,733 --> 00:04:46,611 X1:246 X2:468 Y1:490 Y2:516 The Hypno-Toad! 36 00:04:49,213 --> 00:04:52,489 X1:173 X2:542 Y1:490 Y2:516 All glory to the Hypno-Toad! 37 00:04:56,173 --> 00:04:59,324 X1:198 X2:516 Y1:450 Y2:516 Ah, maybe they're right. Maybe Nibbler is dumb. 38 00:04:59,573 --> 00:05:03,725 X1:146 X2:571 Y1:450 Y2:516 Don't listen to them. People said I was dumb, but I proved them. 39 00:05:03,933 --> 00:05:08,802 X1:094 X2:622 Y1:451 Y2:516 Good news. We were supposed to make a delivery to the planet Tweenis 1 2. 40 00:05:08,973 --> 00:05:11,248 X1:128 X2:587 Y1:489 Y2:516 But it's been completely destroyed. 41 00:05:11,453 --> 00:05:14,684 X1:196 X2:521 Y1:451 Y2:516 - Why is that good news? - They paid in advance. 42 00:05:14,893 --> 00:05:17,327 X1:205 X2:510 Y1:451 Y2:516 - Excuse me. - This is mighty strange. 43 00:05:18,333 --> 00:05:20,801 X1:170 X2:545 Y1:490 Y2:516 First, Space Rome collapsed. 44 00:05:21,013 --> 00:05:25,006 X1:134 X2:581 Y1:456 Y2:516 Then, Don Martin 3 went caflooie. And now Tweenis 1 2. 45 00:05:25,213 --> 00:05:27,886 X1:229 X2:486 Y1:456 Y2:516 - This planet is next. - That's Earth. 46 00:05:29,053 --> 00:05:32,523 X1:185 X2:531 Y1:451 Y2:516 - The planet we live on? - I'd hate to be those guys. 47 00:05:39,173 --> 00:05:43,724 X1:123 X2:593 Y1:450 Y2:516 What's got into him? He's twitching like Zoidberg when you say "food." 48 00:05:43,933 --> 00:05:44,968 X1:280 X2:437 Y1:493 Y2:516 What, now? 49 00:05:46,693 --> 00:05:49,161 X1:202 X2:514 Y1:493 Y2:516 No! Nibbler, come back! 50 00:05:52,573 --> 00:05:58,250 X1:123 X2:592 Y1:450 Y2:516 Too bad Nibbler's not around. I'll have to eat this raw ham myself. 51 00:06:02,893 --> 00:06:03,882 X1:307 X2:410 Y1:495 Y2:516 Nibbler? 52 00:06:04,773 --> 00:06:07,162 X1:183 X2:533 Y1:489 Y2:516 Nibbler, you're scaring me. 53 00:06:16,133 --> 00:06:17,691 X1:302 X2:413 Y1:495 Y2:516 Nibbler?! 54 00:06:25,613 --> 00:06:26,807 X1:241 X2:475 Y1:490 Y2:516 Am I going crazy? 55 00:06:27,053 --> 00:06:30,125 X1:179 X2:538 Y1:451 Y2:516 Have my years of hedonism caught up with me? 56 00:06:39,253 --> 00:06:41,972 X1:131 X2:584 Y1:489 Y2:516 Nibbler, help! Don't leave me here! 57 00:06:58,253 --> 00:07:02,292 X1:177 X2:539 Y1:451 Y2:516 Nibbler? Could you scooch the seat up, just a little bit? 58 00:07:17,413 --> 00:07:20,530 X1:173 X2:543 Y1:451 Y2:516 - Leela back yet? - Help me! My heart stopped! 59 00:07:20,773 --> 00:07:25,801 X1:117 X2:598 Y1:450 Y2:516 - You don't have one. You're a robot. - Sure. Right. Robot. 60 00:07:26,013 --> 00:07:28,732 X1:114 X2:602 Y1:489 Y2:516 Oh, Fry! My skin's all dry and clanky. 61 00:07:28,973 --> 00:07:32,966 X1:103 X2:612 Y1:456 Y2:516 - Well, yeah. Robots are made of metal. - Am I a robot? 62 00:07:33,133 --> 00:07:37,126 X1:096 X2:619 Y1:450 Y2:516 I don't get this scam. You already have my power of attorney. 63 00:07:37,733 --> 00:07:39,451 X1:334 X2:381 Y1:490 Y2:516 Fry! 64 00:07:40,413 --> 00:07:41,482 X1:304 X2:412 Y1:490 Y2:516 My skin! 65 00:07:43,813 --> 00:07:45,371 X1:274 X2:441 Y1:489 Y2:516 I'm a genius! 66 00:07:48,493 --> 00:07:51,007 X1:138 X2:578 Y1:490 Y2:516 Why is everyone acting so weird? 67 00:07:51,213 --> 00:07:53,886 X1:214 X2:501 Y1:456 Y2:516 Zoidbee want balloon! Want balloon now! 68 00:07:54,093 --> 00:07:56,004 X1:192 X2:522 Y1:490 Y2:516 Zoidbee want go outside! 69 00:07:56,213 --> 00:07:58,124 X1:192 X2:523 Y1:490 Y2:516 Oh, I just let you back in! 70 00:08:00,013 --> 00:08:03,528 X1:144 X2:574 Y1:451 Y2:516 Unbelievable! I thought you were a furry little moron. 71 00:08:03,693 --> 00:08:08,813 X1:130 X2:587 Y1:451 Y2:516 But here you are flying an adorable spaceship! If only you could talk. 72 00:08:09,613 --> 00:08:12,207 X1:202 X2:513 Y1:495 Y2:516 Wait! I understood that! 73 00:08:14,293 --> 00:08:18,206 X1:138 X2:578 Y1:450 Y2:516 You're transmitting your thoughts directly to my brain? 74 00:08:19,493 --> 00:08:24,408 X1:113 X2:604 Y1:451 Y2:516 You say those awful flying brains are making everyone on Earth stupid? 75 00:08:25,613 --> 00:08:27,604 X1:274 X2:441 Y1:490 Y2:516 Oh, stupider. 76 00:08:27,813 --> 00:08:30,930 X1:184 X2:532 Y1:450 Y2:516 And you say we're headed for your home planet... 77 00:08:31,173 --> 00:08:34,483 X1:161 X2:556 Y1:450 Y2:516 ...where you've lived since the beginning of the universe? 78 00:08:34,693 --> 00:08:37,366 X1:148 X2:569 Y1:490 Y2:516 So, how did the universe begin? 79 00:08:43,653 --> 00:08:45,803 X1:136 X2:581 Y1:490 Y2:516 Then the meaning of existence...? 80 00:08:45,973 --> 00:08:47,804 X1:183 X2:531 Y1:490 Y2:516 So every religion is wrong. 81 00:09:06,813 --> 00:09:08,644 X1:284 X2:438 Y1:495 Y2:516 You fell! Hi! 82 00:09:08,813 --> 00:09:11,771 X1:177 X2:537 Y1:451 Y2:516 Some bad things happened. One bad thing was... 83 00:09:11,933 --> 00:09:14,731 X1:132 X2:587 Y1:490 Y2:516 ... a train got crashed. Wanna see? 84 00:09:14,933 --> 00:09:18,130 X1:163 X2:549 Y1:451 Y2:516 People won 't be late, though. The governor said: 85 00:09:18,293 --> 00:09:21,205 X1:171 X2:549 Y1:490 Y2:516 "I'm sending in more trains." 86 00:09:23,213 --> 00:09:24,612 X1:272 X2:447 Y1:456 Y2:516 - Go! - Wait for me! 87 00:09:24,813 --> 00:09:27,247 X1:201 X2:517 Y1:451 Y2:516 Morbo can 't understand his Teleprompter. 88 00:09:27,493 --> 00:09:30,849 X1:157 X2:561 Y1:456 Y2:516 How do you say the letter that looks like a man with a hat? 89 00:09:31,093 --> 00:09:33,004 X1:251 X2:465 Y1:490 Y2:516 It's a T. It goes: 90 00:09:33,213 --> 00:09:36,091 X1:128 X2:590 Y1:490 Y2:516 Hello, little man. I will destroy you! 91 00:09:36,333 --> 00:09:40,008 X1:160 X2:556 Y1:451 Y2:516 Even the news monster is acting strange. What to do? 92 00:09:40,213 --> 00:09:42,807 X1:165 X2:551 Y1:489 Y2:516 I know! Let's play the lottery! 93 00:09:43,053 --> 00:09:44,645 X1:199 X2:517 Y1:489 Y2:516 Let's buy Internet stock! 94 00:09:44,893 --> 00:09:47,930 X1:156 X2:563 Y1:451 Y2:516 On margin! Zoidbee wanna buy on margin! 95 00:09:48,133 --> 00:09:50,283 X1:194 X2:521 Y1:494 Y2:516 Look at me! I'm invisible! 96 00:09:50,493 --> 00:09:54,122 X1:194 X2:521 Y1:455 Y2:516 I know what's going on! You've all become idiots! 97 00:09:54,373 --> 00:09:58,889 X1:121 X2:595 Y1:450 Y2:516 - Hey! Let's all join the Reform Party! - Oh, yeah! 98 00:10:13,293 --> 00:10:17,923 X1:115 X2:600 Y1:451 Y2:516 Welcome back, ambassador to Earth, homeworld of the pizza bagel. 99 00:10:18,133 --> 00:10:20,886 X1:227 X2:491 Y1:456 Y2:516 I bear many receipts for reimbursement. 100 00:10:21,093 --> 00:10:23,732 X1:089 X2:626 Y1:490 Y2:516 The four welcomes to you as well, Leela. 101 00:10:23,973 --> 00:10:27,249 X1:200 X2:515 Y1:451 Y2:516 We shall appear to be speaking your language. 102 00:10:27,493 --> 00:10:30,451 X1:203 X2:512 Y1:456 Y2:516 - Do not be afraid, child. - I'm not afraid. 103 00:10:30,693 --> 00:10:32,172 X1:251 X2:465 Y1:490 Y2:516 Uh, good. Good. 104 00:10:32,373 --> 00:10:35,604 X1:129 X2:588 Y1:490 Y2:516 So, your real name is Lord Nibbler? 105 00:10:35,813 --> 00:10:37,405 X1:239 X2:477 Y1:490 Y2:516 It is for your sake. 106 00:10:37,613 --> 00:10:40,844 X1:184 X2:534 Y1:451 Y2:516 By the time you pronounce one letter of my name... 107 00:10:41,013 --> 00:10:45,052 X1:149 X2:569 Y1:451 Y2:516 ...a trillion cosmoses would sink into eternal night. 108 00:10:45,253 --> 00:10:47,130 X1:213 X2:503 Y1:489 Y2:516 Oh, you're all so cute. 109 00:10:47,333 --> 00:10:50,564 X1:111 X2:604 Y1:490 Y2:516 No, we are an ancient, powerful race. 110 00:10:50,773 --> 00:10:55,005 X1:168 X2:547 Y1:451 Y2:516 Behold. When the universe was forged in the big bang... 111 00:10:55,253 --> 00:10:58,370 X1:212 X2:506 Y1:451 Y2:516 ...our mighty race was already 1 7 years old. 112 00:11:01,213 --> 00:11:04,250 X1:201 X2:515 Y1:451 Y2:516 For the first millisecond, things were okay. 113 00:11:04,493 --> 00:11:08,372 X1:145 X2:571 Y1:451 Y2:516 But there arose a terrible enemy, the Brain Spawn. 114 00:11:11,493 --> 00:11:16,203 X1:106 X2:611 Y1:451 Y2:516 Ever since, we have waged unceasing war against these dreadful... 115 00:11:16,453 --> 00:11:17,442 X1:259 X2:456 Y1:490 Y2:516 Lunch is ready. 116 00:11:17,613 --> 00:11:20,525 X1:102 X2:613 Y1:490 Y2:516 Then let the feast of 1 000 hams begin! 117 00:11:24,733 --> 00:11:28,009 X1:178 X2:539 Y1:451 Y2:516 Why are these Brain Spawn attacking Earth? 118 00:11:28,253 --> 00:11:30,721 X1:170 X2:544 Y1:490 Y2:516 They hate all consciousness. 119 00:11:30,933 --> 00:11:35,563 X1:125 X2:589 Y1:451 Y2:516 Thoughts screech at them like the forced laughs of movie patrons. 120 00:11:35,773 --> 00:11:37,252 X1:233 X2:482 Y1:490 Y2:516 Thus, they travel... 121 00:11:37,493 --> 00:11:41,645 X1:136 X2:583 Y1:451 Y2:516 ...making everyone stupid in order to wipe out all thought. 122 00:11:41,893 --> 00:11:45,806 X1:177 X2:537 Y1:451 Y2:516 Wipe out thought? My God! They're flying televisions! 123 00:11:46,013 --> 00:11:50,803 X1:102 X2:612 Y1:451 Y2:516 And even we are powerless to stop them, fearsome though we are. 124 00:11:52,333 --> 00:11:54,563 X1:238 X2:478 Y1:456 Y2:516 There is one being who can resist. 125 00:11:54,733 --> 00:12:00,046 X1:093 X2:621 Y1:456 Y2:516 A child of destiny whose bizarre brain waves make him immune to their attack. 126 00:12:00,293 --> 00:12:03,205 X1:157 X2:558 Y1:490 Y2:516 He is the hope of the universe. 127 00:12:04,413 --> 00:12:09,771 X1:131 X2:584 Y1:451 Y2:516 The fate of your world, perhaps all worlds, rests in his special mind. 128 00:12:09,973 --> 00:12:12,248 X1:146 X2:569 Y1:489 Y2:516 Now, when you say "special"... 129 00:12:18,693 --> 00:12:21,048 X1:172 X2:542 Y1:495 Y2:516 Attention New New Yorkers! 130 00:12:21,293 --> 00:12:25,206 X1:214 X2:500 Y1:490 Y2:516 Stop acting so stupid! 131 00:12:35,293 --> 00:12:39,764 X1:127 X2:588 Y1:451 Y2:516 Fleet holding at perimeter of Moron Zone, formerly known as Earth. 132 00:12:39,973 --> 00:12:43,602 X1:173 X2:545 Y1:456 Y2:516 Why would Fry be immune? Because he doesn't shower? 133 00:12:43,813 --> 00:12:47,806 X1:155 X2:561 Y1:451 Y2:516 They suppress intelligence by attacking delta brain waves. 134 00:12:48,013 --> 00:12:52,643 X1:142 X2:576 Y1:454 Y2:516 Every animal and robot generates this wave, as do certain trees. 135 00:12:52,893 --> 00:12:55,930 X1:203 X2:513 Y1:490 Y2:516 Fry, however, does not. 136 00:12:56,573 --> 00:13:01,249 X1:133 X2:583 Y1:451 Y2:516 Somehow, he has cobbled random brain waves into a working mind. 137 00:13:01,453 --> 00:13:05,241 X1:131 X2:585 Y1:451 Y2:516 - Like a carpet-remnant prom dress. - Like your prom dress. 138 00:13:05,493 --> 00:13:10,647 X1:103 X2:613 Y1:451 Y2:516 The Brain Spawn are commanded by a brain with a gooey center of pure hate. 139 00:13:10,853 --> 00:13:15,005 X1:136 X2:579 Y1:451 Y2:516 Only Fry, with his superior, yet inferior mind, can approach it. 140 00:13:15,173 --> 00:13:18,006 X1:221 X2:494 Y1:456 Y2:516 Tell him to disable it. We will do the rest. 141 00:13:18,213 --> 00:13:20,249 X1:210 X2:506 Y1:456 Y2:516 - You can count on me. - No. 142 00:13:20,493 --> 00:13:25,806 X1:105 X2:611 Y1:451 Y2:516 - On Earth, you will be too stupid. - That's why we wrote it down for you. 143 00:13:27,253 --> 00:13:30,051 X1:196 X2:518 Y1:451 Y2:516 We also prepared a bag lunch and mittens. 144 00:13:31,813 --> 00:13:35,692 X1:156 X2:558 Y1:451 Y2:516 Time to reeducate you dunces. We'll start with presidents. 145 00:13:35,893 --> 00:13:39,806 X1:174 X2:541 Y1:451 Y2:516 This was our first president, George Washington. 146 00:13:41,733 --> 00:13:45,772 X1:170 X2:547 Y1:450 Y2:516 Let's review. Who was our first president? 147 00:13:46,893 --> 00:13:50,090 X1:231 X2:486 Y1:456 Y2:516 - A pickle jar? - Thomas Jefferson? 148 00:13:53,613 --> 00:13:56,685 X1:177 X2:538 Y1:450 Y2:516 Leela! I've been so worried! Are you a bonehead? 149 00:13:56,893 --> 00:13:59,726 X1:252 X2:463 Y1:495 Y2:516 I... have to tell... 150 00:13:59,973 --> 00:14:04,489 X1:136 X2:581 Y1:490 Y2:516 ...must... important... something... 151 00:14:04,693 --> 00:14:06,684 X1:166 X2:549 Y1:489 Y2:516 You're going a mile a minute. 152 00:14:06,893 --> 00:14:09,123 X1:236 X2:478 Y1:490 Y2:516 This... you for this! 153 00:14:09,333 --> 00:14:10,607 X1:307 X2:408 Y1:495 Y2:516 Thanks! 154 00:14:11,493 --> 00:14:12,892 X1:337 X2:379 Y1:495 Y2:516 No! 155 00:14:15,253 --> 00:14:18,450 X1:203 X2:513 Y1:451 Y2:516 - Fire hot! - The professie will help. 156 00:14:19,693 --> 00:14:21,092 X1:257 X2:458 Y1:495 Y2:516 Fire indeed hot. 157 00:14:25,453 --> 00:14:28,172 X1:146 X2:570 Y1:493 Y2:516 Oh, Chester A. Arthur fall down. 158 00:14:28,373 --> 00:14:30,648 X1:152 X2:563 Y1:490 Y2:516 Brain. Brain make people dumb. 159 00:14:30,853 --> 00:14:34,607 X1:123 X2:592 Y1:490 Y2:516 No, Leela. Brain make people smart. 160 00:14:40,653 --> 00:14:44,407 X1:180 X2:536 Y1:451 Y2:516 - You go fight biggest brain. - Even bigger than those? 161 00:14:44,653 --> 00:14:47,213 X1:266 X2:449 Y1:456 Y2:516 - Where is it? - I don't know. 162 00:14:47,413 --> 00:14:50,325 X1:216 X2:500 Y1:451 Y2:516 A giant brain is basically a giant nerd. 163 00:14:50,573 --> 00:14:52,848 X1:133 X2:583 Y1:490 Y2:516 And where would a giant nerd be? 164 00:14:54,813 --> 00:14:56,610 X1:284 X2:430 Y1:490 Y2:516 The library! 165 00:15:12,173 --> 00:15:13,652 X1:222 X2:494 Y1:495 Y2:516 Pathetic human race. 166 00:15:13,893 --> 00:15:17,772 X1:139 X2:578 Y1:456 Y2:516 Arranging knowledge by category made it easier to absorb. 167 00:15:17,973 --> 00:15:23,001 X1:110 X2:608 Y1:451 Y2:516 Dewey, you fool, your decimal system has played right into my hands. 168 00:15:26,693 --> 00:15:29,730 X1:187 X2:529 Y1:451 Y2:516 - What do you want? - I'm here to kick your ass! 169 00:15:29,933 --> 00:15:35,007 X1:116 X2:601 Y1:451 Y2:516 Wishful thinking. We have long since evolved beyond the need for asses. 170 00:15:38,693 --> 00:15:43,289 X1:182 X2:532 Y1:451 Y2:516 Odd. My stupefaction field is having no effect on you. 171 00:15:43,493 --> 00:15:47,884 X1:147 X2:568 Y1:450 Y2:516 That's right! You'll find a little knowledge is a dangerous thing! 172 00:15:49,413 --> 00:15:52,610 X1:184 X2:531 Y1:454 Y2:516 Better think of a new plan. Come on, think. 173 00:15:52,853 --> 00:15:55,321 X1:218 X2:496 Y1:490 Y2:516 Thinking. Thinking... 174 00:15:56,653 --> 00:15:58,883 X1:266 X2:450 Y1:490 Y2:516 Oh! Stop that! 175 00:15:59,093 --> 00:16:03,769 X1:148 X2:569 Y1:451 Y2:516 Thinking hurts him! Maybe I can think of a way to use that. 176 00:16:05,453 --> 00:16:09,810 X1:195 X2:521 Y1:451 Y2:516 Prepare to be thought at! Leela, give me a topic. 177 00:16:10,013 --> 00:16:11,810 X1:197 X2:519 Y1:489 Y2:516 I can't think of anything. 178 00:16:15,133 --> 00:16:18,409 X1:208 X2:506 Y1:451 Y2:516 Gotta find something. Hardy Boys? Too easy. 179 00:16:18,653 --> 00:16:20,405 X1:204 X2:510 Y1:490 Y2:516 Nancy Drew? Too hard. 180 00:16:20,613 --> 00:16:23,605 X1:153 X2:562 Y1:495 Y2:516 Perfect! Bonfire of the Vanities! 181 00:16:23,853 --> 00:16:26,492 X1:230 X2:485 Y1:494 Y2:516 No! It's unbearable! 182 00:16:30,093 --> 00:16:33,529 X1:161 X2:555 Y1:455 Y2:516 They're weakening. Nibblonians to Nibble stations. 183 00:16:33,773 --> 00:16:36,571 X1:124 X2:591 Y1:490 Y2:516 Prepare Cuddle Bug for deployment. 184 00:16:36,733 --> 00:16:40,567 X1:158 X2:558 Y1:451 Y2:516 - Sometimes I fear we are cute. - Oh, niggle-snooch. 185 00:16:41,453 --> 00:16:45,571 X1:161 X2:554 Y1:455 Y2:516 Take that! This one I don't understand. But take this one! 186 00:16:46,813 --> 00:16:48,451 X1:209 X2:505 Y1:490 Y2:516 You have not won yet. 187 00:16:48,693 --> 00:16:52,083 X1:204 X2:514 Y1:456 Y2:516 Each book is a gateway to a mental realm... 188 00:16:52,293 --> 00:16:56,411 X1:179 X2:539 Y1:451 Y2:516 ...and I shall take you there and imprison you forever! 189 00:16:57,453 --> 00:16:58,568 X1:328 X2:388 Y1:490 Y2:516 Icky! 190 00:17:05,213 --> 00:17:06,441 X1:261 X2:456 Y1:495 Y2:516 Where are we? 191 00:17:06,773 --> 00:17:10,812 X1:148 X2:566 Y1:451 Y2:516 A gold doubloon to the man who first spies the white whale. 192 00:17:12,173 --> 00:17:15,404 X1:215 X2:500 Y1:456 Y2:516 - Big whale over there. - I saw it first. 193 00:17:17,053 --> 00:17:20,284 X1:180 X2:534 Y1:451 Y2:516 Wait! That no white whale! It gray thinkie whale! 194 00:17:20,493 --> 00:17:22,723 X1:167 X2:548 Y1:490 Y2:516 Let go of me! I have to kill it! 195 00:17:22,933 --> 00:17:29,406 X1:133 X2:584 Y1:451 Y2:516 Farewell! You will all be trapped in this dense symbolist tome forever! 196 00:17:30,493 --> 00:17:33,007 X1:138 X2:578 Y1:489 Y2:516 Follow him! It's our only way out! 197 00:17:40,373 --> 00:17:42,568 X1:170 X2:547 Y1:490 Y2:516 Have you seen a giant brain? 198 00:17:42,813 --> 00:17:45,646 X1:135 X2:580 Y1:490 Y2:516 Yep. I let him help with the fence. 199 00:17:45,893 --> 00:17:50,842 X1:118 X2:598 Y1:451 Y2:516 Tom Sawyer, you tricked me. This is less fun than previously indicated. 200 00:17:51,093 --> 00:17:55,769 X1:145 X2:573 Y1:451 Y2:516 Let this corny slice of Americana be your tomb for all eternity. 201 00:17:55,973 --> 00:17:57,201 X1:292 X2:424 Y1:456 Y2:516 - No! - Come on! 202 00:18:05,813 --> 00:18:08,805 X1:205 X2:510 Y1:451 Y2:516 Mr. Fry? Mama says you're quite the oddity. 203 00:18:09,013 --> 00:18:12,722 X1:196 X2:521 Y1:451 Y2:516 - A bachelor at your age. - I'm an oddity? Wait till... 204 00:18:12,933 --> 00:18:17,643 X1:145 X2:569 Y1:451 Y2:516 The most eligible landowner in all Hartfordshire, Mr. Brainley. 205 00:18:17,893 --> 00:18:19,770 X1:228 X2:487 Y1:489 Y2:516 I'm a gigantic brain! 206 00:18:19,973 --> 00:18:22,328 X1:208 X2:508 Y1:451 Y2:516 - I say! - Most ungentlemanlike. 207 00:18:22,533 --> 00:18:25,525 X1:210 X2:506 Y1:456 Y2:516 What news have you of the London season? 208 00:18:25,773 --> 00:18:27,729 X1:253 X2:462 Y1:451 Y2:516 - Well... - Hey, think fast! 209 00:18:27,973 --> 00:18:30,248 X1:234 X2:481 Y1:490 Y2:516 I always think fast. 210 00:18:30,493 --> 00:18:33,132 X1:166 X2:549 Y1:495 Y2:516 The whale! He be white now! 211 00:18:40,053 --> 00:18:41,327 X1:252 X2:463 Y1:489 Y2:516 I've got an idea. 212 00:18:41,573 --> 00:18:43,404 X1:188 X2:526 Y1:490 Y2:516 Stay here with Queequeg. 213 00:18:45,493 --> 00:18:47,927 X1:187 X2:531 Y1:490 Y2:516 Is there a Mrs. Queequeg? 214 00:18:52,493 --> 00:18:55,087 X1:269 X2:445 Y1:494 Y2:516 Yes! I'm free! 215 00:18:56,293 --> 00:19:00,809 X1:165 X2:549 Y1:456 Y2:516 All right, brain! Get ready for some electroshock treatment! 216 00:19:15,853 --> 00:19:18,447 X1:199 X2:516 Y1:489 Y2:516 Fry, don't die! Wake up! 217 00:19:20,613 --> 00:19:22,604 X1:337 X2:379 Y1:495 Y2:516 No! 218 00:19:28,493 --> 00:19:32,327 X1:179 X2:538 Y1:450 Y2:516 "Leela cried as Fry lay dead under the heavy bookcase. 219 00:19:32,533 --> 00:19:35,286 X1:141 X2:574 Y1:490 Y2:516 The Big Brain laughed in triumph. 220 00:19:35,453 --> 00:19:39,890 X1:139 X2:577 Y1:456 Y2:516 Then, for no reason, he left Earth forever. The End. " There! 221 00:19:40,133 --> 00:19:44,888 X1:122 X2:593 Y1:061 Y2:127 Now he's trapped in my book, full of plot holes and spelling errors. 222 00:19:45,093 --> 00:19:50,611 X1:148 X2:567 Y1:451 Y2:516 The Big Brain am winning again! I am the "greetest"! 223 00:19:51,493 --> 00:19:56,408 X1:106 X2:610 Y1:489 Y2:516 Now I am leaving Earth for no "raisin"! 224 00:20:00,693 --> 00:20:04,891 X1:142 X2:574 Y1:454 Y2:516 The Big Brain is defeated. Let what must be done, be done. 225 00:20:11,573 --> 00:20:17,443 X1:214 X2:504 Y1:451 Y2:516 Me... feel... a bit better in cognitive faculties. 226 00:20:17,613 --> 00:20:18,648 X1:312 X2:403 Y1:495 Y2:516 I did it! 227 00:20:18,853 --> 00:20:23,005 X1:152 X2:564 Y1:450 Y2:516 And it's all thanks to the books at my local library. 228 00:20:24,253 --> 00:20:26,642 X1:150 X2:561 Y1:492 Y2:516 And so, life returned to normal. 229 00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:31,603 X1:123 X2:591 Y1:451 Y2:516 Or as normal as it gets on this dirtball inhabited by psychotic apes. 230 00:20:31,813 --> 00:20:36,807 X1:128 X2:594 Y1:451 Y2:516 The people of Earth had no memory of what had transpired. 231 00:20:37,053 --> 00:20:41,763 X1:117 X2:599 Y1:451 Y2:516 Except Fry. And no one believed him or cared what he had to say. 232 00:20:43,053 --> 00:20:48,810 X1:125 X2:589 Y1:451 Y2:516 I returned to my post, ever-vigilant, lest Earth again come under attack. 233 00:20:49,013 --> 00:20:54,610 X1:169 X2:546 Y1:451 Y2:516 And when that day comes, God help us. God help us all. 234 00:20:54,813 --> 00:20:57,008 X1:192 X2:522 Y1:490 Y2:516 Time for a diapie change. 235 00:20:57,653 --> 00:20:59,245 X1:242 X2:470 Y1:495 Y2:516 End transmission. 0 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net 26009

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