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War ls the H Word
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Spider, Hubble, Nit. . . .
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Big Pink! The gum with the
breath-freshening power of ham.
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And it pinkens your teeth
while you chew.
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All right, sergeant, $1 00 of
Pixie Stix and porno mags. . .
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. . .with your 5 percent
military discount, comes to $95.
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Forty cents.
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You forgot our
5 percent discount.
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Only for military people.
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What? This is the worst kind
of discrimination!
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-The kind against me!
-Look, our policy is. . .
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. . .if for any reason you're
not satisfied, I hate you.
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Okay, now I'm mad.
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Full price for gum?
That dog won't hunt, Monsignor.
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Hello. We're here because
we love our planet.
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Sign here, patriots.
You'll get your discount cards.
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Can we use the cards to buy gum,
then quit the Army?
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Playing you all for chumps?
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Correct. There's no obligation.
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Unless, of course, war were declared.
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-What's that?
-War were declared.
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Be careful, Fry. If you kill anyone,
make sure to eat their heart. . .
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. . .to gain their courage.
Their rich, tasty courage.
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I don't want you to worry
about your jobs.
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That's why I'm firing you now.
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I want to enlist.
They always die if I'm not there.
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Sorry.
The Army's policy is men only.
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-What?
-Shameful, I agree.
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In the old days, I proudly fought with
female troops, shoulder to shoulder.
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After some deadly blunders caused
by distracting low-cut fatigues. . .
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. . .and harmless pinching,
the Army decided women weren't fit.
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-Not when I'm in charge.
-Someone should teach you a lesson.
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If it's a lesson in love, I suffer
from a very sexy learning disability.
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-What do I call it, Kif?
-Sex-lexia.
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Men, you're lucky. Soon you'll
be fighting for your planet.
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Many of you will die for it.
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A few will be forced through
a fine mesh screen.
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They'll be the luckiest.
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-Great. We're gonna die.
-And this ham gum is all bones.
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Now, to present the logistics
of our mission. . .
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. . .welcome the original Gerber Baby. . .
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. . .Earth President Richard M. Nixon.
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This is the brass ring, fellas.
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-Planet Spheron One.
-Cool effect!
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A desolate, ugly planet. . .
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. . .with no natural resources
or strategic value. Questions?
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-Why is this planet worth dying for?
-Can't say, you're the one who'll die.
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So we'll know,
who's the enemy?
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We know nothing
about their language. . .
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. . .history, or appearance.
But we can assume this:
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They stand for everything
we don't stand for.
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Also, they said
you look like dorks!
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They look like dorks!
I'm gonna--
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What's the matter, private?
Tent got your tongue?
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Kif, write that down and send it
to Humor in Uniform.
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That guy makes Speedy Gonzales
look like Regular Gonzales.
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That recruit is phenomenal!
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Yes. He edged out my old mark
by two seconds.
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And 1 6 minutes.
And 1 2 hours.
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I do plan to finish someday, Kif.
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Good hustle, soldier.
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Sorry, sir. I was still in attack
mode. You know how testosterone is.
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As a bubbling Crock-Pot
of male hormones, I sure do.
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-What's your name, private?
-Lee, La, Man. La Man. Lemon!
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Lee Lemon, sir.
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Lemon, you're a man's man.
A man's man's man.
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More importantly, your hand,
while firm and manly. . .
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. . .is soft as a velvet child.
What's your lotion?
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Pert and Popular.
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Roger that.
Get me 1 0 cases of Pert and Popular.
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What about your Jergens?
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Squirt it on some homeless man
with dry elbows.
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Private Lee Lemon may well be
the finest recruit I've ever seen.
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That young man fills me with hope.
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And some other emotions that are weird
and deeply confusing me.
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Hello.
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Now that's a nice ros�.
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Anyway, we open up the panda crate
and the thing's dead.
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Upchucked its bamboo.
True story.
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That's whatever you were talking
about for you.
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-Mind if we sit with you?
-Why the hell would l?
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We're all guys here.
Sweaty, hairy, gassy guys.
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-Good point. I guess.
-You're my kind of soldier.
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A foul-mouthed, barrel-chested,
beer-bellied pile of ugly muscle.
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-Who's got a special lady back home?
-I have a thing for this girl at work.
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Really? What type is she?
Blond, or Chinese, or Cyclops?
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-Cyclops.
-She sounds sweet.
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But sweet girls aren't for you.
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You hard-fighting, hard-farting,
ugly son of a--
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Stop flattering me!
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Ten hut!
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Well, well, well.
If it isn't Lee Lemon. . .
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. . .the flaming star
of Brannigan's Rough Rangers.
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Lemon, do you like to read?
I got a great book on tape.
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It's about life in ancient Greece.
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Sir, the alarm! I think I'd better--
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Don't talk. Just go.
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We're now in position
above Spheron One.
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This is the moment we trained
for all yesterday afternoon.
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Now, the battle plan. The key
to victory is the element of surprise.
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Surprise!
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It's creepy.
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This is the worst part.
The calm before the battle.
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-And then the battle's not so bad?
-Right, I forgot about the battle.
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-What's happening?
-Holy shoot! Look!
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The enemy! They're balls!
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-Charge your gun, Fry!
-Right.
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Watch where you're shooting, private!
You spooked Felicity.
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-Give this to my son.
-You got it!
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Wait. I didn't tell you
where he lives.
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Your son might also like those boots.
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Cover us, buddy! You got the only
wounded-up positron shooter!
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Fry, you emu-bellied coward!
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Bender, no!
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If they put me on a stamp,
tell them to use the young Bender.
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Incoming wounded! All personnel,
report to operating tent four!
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I mean, five! Repeat, four.
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Ready to operate?
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I'd love to.
But first, I have to perform surgery.
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I kid. I kid.
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Scalpel.
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Blood bucket.
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-Priest. Next patient!
-Leave some for the enemy to kill.
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Leave him alone!
He has twice your training.
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Yeah, he's a doctor and a butcher.
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This is how it starts.
First jokes, then the heavy stuff.
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When will the killing end?
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Look at this sissy. While others
fought and died pointlessly. . .
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. . .he was hiding,
wallowing in his own cowardice.
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-That wasn't cowardice.
-I'm depromoting you.
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Kif, what's the most humiliating job?
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-Being your assistant.
-Wrong! Being your assistant.
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Private, henceforth,
you'll be Kif's assistant.
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-That's not bad.
-You speak when I say so, worm!
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-I'm afraid he's gone.
-Doc, I ain't dead!
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-Excuse me, I believe I'm the doctor.
-Believing it won't make it true.
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It isn't a war. It's a murder.
It isn't war, it's murder!
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Bender, old buddy, hang in there!
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Here lies the bravest soldier
I've ever seen since me.
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I order that he be melted down
and made into a statue of himself.
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Slow down, I'm up to something here.
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I want this robot fixed. Fixed like
Kennedy fixed the 1 960 election.
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-Damn bean-eating war hero!
-Ready to operate, doc?
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I'd love to.
But first, I have to perform surgery.
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That's my joke! I'll kill you!
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Prewar scotch.
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-Welcome, lieutenant. Looking sharp.
-I got wheels! With clickity-clackers!
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Where's the little umbrella?
It's what makes a scotch on the rocks!
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Actually, sir--
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Make me a new one.
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Use a brush, you dunderhead!
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And mix these mixed nuts!
I see two almonds touching!
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Listen, this war is in danger
of going all quagmire on me.
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So I am sending you
on one last mission.
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Hot diggity daffodil!
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A mission of peace.
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You'll negotiate with their leaders,
the Brain Balls.
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They've got lots of brains
and lots of chutzpa.
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Joining you is our top peace
negotiator, Henry Kissinger.
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-How are you?
-Is he any good?
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Looking like that, he talked his way
into Jill St. John's bed.
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A little lower. Lower.
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Lower. A lot lower.
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Too low!
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Lower.
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Private Lemon! No need to leave.
My stall just became free.
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Maybe you should put on a towel.
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Right.
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I'm trying the new lotion
you recommended.
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If I accidentally put too much
on my hands, I could rub it on you. . . .
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Brannigan!
My God, cover yourself.
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I didn't live 1 000 years to look
at another man's gizmo.
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Sorry, Mr. President.
I didn't realize.
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Kif, raise him up nipple high.
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Stuff yourself into a uniform. We have
to leave before the bomb goes off.
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Bomb! What bomb?
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The doctors put it
in that gullible robot.
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Zapp! Zapp!
lnspect the troops later.
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It's time to activate the bomb.
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Now ask for economic cooperation.
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Excuse me.
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Attention! Everyone, evacuate
the planet immediately!
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Not because
it's meatloaf night.
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Come, Lemon,
before this dump blows up.
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Could you say when the bomb
is exploding?
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Sure, my significant soldier.
It's voice-activated.
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It'll detonate when the robot
speaks a certain word.
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What's the word? Sir.
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It's the one word the robot uses most.
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We got it from this database
of his 1 0 most frequently used words.
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Number 1 0: "CHUMP"
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Number 9: "CHUMPETTE"
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Number 8: "YOURS"
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Number 7: "UP"
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Number 6: "PIMPMOBILE"
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Number 5: "BITE"
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Number 4: "MY"
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Number 3: "SHINY"
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Number 2: "DAFFODIL"
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And Bender's most frequently
uttered word. . .
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. . .the word which
can destroy this planet:
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-"ASS"
-We don't have long!
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We demand bouncing,
followed by rolling of the third type.
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What?
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My chair's too hard.
It's a pain in the--
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What do you call it?
Lower back! That whole region.
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I got to break that gate,
beat up the guards. . .
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. . .steal that chopper
and rescue Bender.
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-I did it! Wait, that's not me.
-Come on! We got to save Bender!
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-You want to save him? Why?
-Fry, don't you recognize me?
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-Hermes?
-Lee, when will I see you again?
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You two are good friends?
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But I thought we would
be good friends.
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Let's see how friendly you get
when you're sharing a prison cell.
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Hey, Zapp?
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-Leela!
-So it's you I've been attracted to!
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I've never been so happy
to be beaten up by a woman.
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00:17:02,493 --> 00:17:05,291
Let's do it again sometime.
219
00:17:06,733 --> 00:17:09,531
The elders tell
of a young ball like you.
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He bounced 3 meters in the air.
Then 1 .8 meters in the air.
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Then he bounced 4 meters in the air.
Do I make myself clear?
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00:17:19,413 --> 00:17:24,168
Mr. Ambassador,
our people tell the same story.
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These balls are making me testy!
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If they don't stop bouncing,
I'll shove this treaty up their--
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00:17:32,573 --> 00:17:37,522
-Where do you shove things up a ball?
-Not a productive area of discussion.
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00:17:40,933 --> 00:17:43,401
We're here.
I followed the bouncing balls.
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I'll keep a safe altitude.
You parachute down.
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My friend's life is at stake.
I can finally prove I'm not a coward.
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-Will you push me?
-I already did!
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Thank you!
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At last, war has made me into a man.
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Gentlemen, we must put an end
to the bloodshed.
233
00:18:18,213 --> 00:18:21,205
We've seen too many body bags
and ball sacks.
234
00:18:21,413 --> 00:18:24,564
We can't allow bouncing
of the seventh variety.
235
00:18:24,773 --> 00:18:28,527
No more crap! I'm catching
the next pimpmobile out!
236
00:18:28,733 --> 00:18:32,043
But before I go,
I have one thing to say.
237
00:18:32,853 --> 00:18:38,211
-Bite my shiny metal--
-Stop! You can't say the next word!
238
00:18:38,413 --> 00:18:42,008
Up yours, chump!
I said it 906 times before lunch.
239
00:18:42,213 --> 00:18:47,287
If you say the A-word, you'll blow
this planet straight to the H-word.
240
00:18:49,893 --> 00:18:52,691
Young man, you have the bravery
of a hero.
241
00:18:52,933 --> 00:18:55,891
And breath as fresh as a summer ham.
242
00:19:03,853 --> 00:19:07,084
-What's funny?
-Bender's got the upper hand now.
243
00:19:07,293 --> 00:19:12,048
The game's name is: Make Bender
Happy, or He Blows Up the Planet!
244
00:19:12,253 --> 00:19:17,532
I'd rather die and kill everybody than
sit here listening to these idiots!
245
00:19:17,773 --> 00:19:20,924
Stay calm.
No need to bounce off the handle.
246
00:19:21,173 --> 00:19:24,165
-That's it, I'll say it! A is for--
-Wait!
247
00:19:24,373 --> 00:19:29,447
Stop! We give in to all demands. The
war is over. Our home planet is yours.
248
00:19:29,653 --> 00:19:31,086
All right!
249
00:19:31,293 --> 00:19:36,413
-Wait! We're invading your planet?
-Correct.
250
00:19:36,613 --> 00:19:40,970
I guess you learned a valuable lesson.
Don't mess with Earth!
251
00:19:41,173 --> 00:19:44,848
-May you bounce in peace.
-Get the hell off my planet!
252
00:19:57,173 --> 00:20:00,131
Well, that's it.
Let's reactivate him.
253
00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:01,891
Wake up!
254
00:20:03,853 --> 00:20:06,606
Chumps and chumpettes!
ls the bomb out?
255
00:20:06,853 --> 00:20:11,324
-Can I say the word I love to say?
-Sorry, we couldn't remove it.
256
00:20:11,573 --> 00:20:14,690
It's stuck in there with glue
or something.
257
00:20:14,893 --> 00:20:19,011
Great. What's the point
of living if I can't say "ass"?
258
00:20:20,493 --> 00:20:23,530
I didn't blow up!
Ass, ass, ass, ass!
259
00:20:23,773 --> 00:20:25,968
I'm back in the saddle!
260
00:20:26,173 --> 00:20:29,051
We couldn't disarm it.
We changed the word.
261
00:20:29,253 --> 00:20:31,323
A word you almost never say.
262
00:20:31,533 --> 00:20:35,731
-That's using your ass. And the word?
-Better if you don't know.
263
00:20:35,933 --> 00:20:39,482
Come on, I'm not going to say it.
Please?
264
00:20:39,693 --> 00:20:41,331
-Is it "please"?
-No.
265
00:20:42,373 --> 00:20:48,403
-Words I never say. I know, "thanks" !
-Stop trying to destroy the world.
266
00:20:48,613 --> 00:20:52,811
Wait. Is it "sorry"?
No. "Funderful"?
267
00:20:53,053 --> 00:20:54,805
-"Nonalcoholic"?
-Quit!
268
00:20:55,053 --> 00:20:56,247
Enough already.
269
00:20:56,453 --> 00:21:00,492
"Compassion. " "Shrimp toast. "
"Antiquing"?
270
00:21:01,773 --> 00:21:03,491
I'm all right.
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