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Previously on Falcon Crest.

I'm interested in acquiring a winery. What's the offer?

Fourteen million dollars.

I have been thinking about selling Falcon Crest. You can't do this to

Falcon Crest is his life.

I can't do it, Charlie.

I want Mary Poppins' autograph on this piece of paper.

We don't even have to forge it. We can trace it. There isn't a handwriting

expert in the world that can touch us. As long as she's not around to kick up a

fuss. Make it look like suicide.

Emma got pregnant.

You... were pregnant?

I love you.

When I was 15, I moved to England with my father.

I didn't know why at the time.

I thought it was his work.

But he was running from gambling debt.

And like all other gamblers, his habit didn't end.

He owed money to this man in London who threatened to kill him.

The only reason Ian didn't kill my father is because my father had

wanted as much as money.

He paid off a gambling debt with you?

God, I wish I had a life like yours.

I mean, friends and high school and going out.

I mean, do you know what it's like?

To be sneaking out of hotel rooms at four o 'clock in the morning, bribing

people for passports.

I can't even tell anybody who I am or what I really do.

You can have a life like mine. Just leave this jerk.

You don't know, Ian.

I can

never see you again.

Ever. Well, if Emma won't make a deal, then we don't have much to talk about,

we?

I'll do my talking to the cops.

Look, my brother is new to the business world.

He still gets emotionally attacked.

I just need to spend a little more time with him. That's all.

Time is in short supply.

I'll bring him around.

You do that.

You're new here, aren't you?

I'm just a temp.

What do you want for Christmas?

A job.

Have you told Santa Claus?

Hi, Mama.

Oh, Charlie.

Hi, little Charlie.

Charlie. I don't even know. It is bad luck to buy presents for babies before

they're born. Oh, rubbish.

There's no such thing as bad luck for us, sweetheart.

Let's get you off your feet.

Come here.

No, I'm only two months pregnant.

What's that got to do with it?

Let's get you comfy.

I'm here.

And I'm going to take care of you.

I love you.

He does, you know.

I feel like a new man.

Hey, Auntie.

Are these all Christmas presents?

No.

I'm going to have a baby.

Emma.

Congratulations.

How hard is it to get pregnant?

Oh, I didn't even think I could.

Why?

You ain't even thinking of having a baby.

Oh, honey, you're too young.

I want to leave Ian.

Okay. I mean, he scares me. They both do. Emma, they're bad people.

Don't include Charlie in this.

He's changing. Look at all this.

No. I don't want to hear this.

Emma, who do you think told Ian to do what he did when we were in Las Vegas

before we came here?

Did what in Las Vegas?

We flew in, and Ian said it would only take an hour.

So I waited in the hotel room.

But then when we drove back to the airport, Ian pulled over, and he threw a

into the desert.

I'll never forget the sight of it glinting in the sunlight.

I bet it's still there.

Daniel.

Are you talking about my ex -husband?

Ian killed him.

And when I asked why, he said, a favor to Charlie.

You're saying that Charlie had Ian kill Daniel?

Get out!

Get out of here!

Get out! Get out of here!

Get out! Get out of here! I'm in love with Chris, and I'm going to do anything

can to get away from Ian and Charlie.

And you should, too.

Cabot. No, there's no mention of any Daniel Cabot in our computer.

What? There must be some mistake.

You people called me and told me you had found the body.

That Daniel had committed suicide.

You sure you got the call from the Las Vegas Police Department? I'm positive.

I'm sorry.

You're sorry? What does that mean?

Is Daniel still alive? What's happening?

Somebody else called you, ma 'am. It wasn't us.

Someone else?

Who?

I didn't hear your words. I only heard the smell of your hair, the touch of

hands. This is all wrong. Can't you cut it?

Well, don't be embarrassed.

This just needs a little rewriting. That's all.

Here. You rub this down.

Well, I think.

My back is really sore.

Well, go ahead.

I'm not going to bite you.

All right, so tell me a little bit about this relationship.

How long does it take from the moment you see her to the time you get your

clothes off?

Five minutes?

Ten?

Thirty seconds?

It's not that kind of relationship.

Well, then it's not a relationship, is it?

Harder.

Excuse me?

Harder.

Dig your fingers into my flesh.

Go on.

You see, that's what this poem should be about.

Flesh. I mean, who cares about hair and hands?

You know the best line of poetry a man ever wrote to me?

Chew me up and spit me out.

Leave nothing but a wet spot.

Oh, and here's the author himself.

Frank, take a bow.

Hey, Chris, old buddy.

Look, why don't you go down to the club and book us a court?

Maybe we'll hit a few.

I'd love to.

Remember, Chris.

Get to the point.

Want to finish the job, young man? Hey, Neil.

I want you the hell out of this house.

Well, that's not very Christmas spirit. You got till the first of the year.

In the meantime...

Stay away from that boy.

Don't get tough on me.

Or this co -conspirator will squeal.

And you know how I can squeal. If the cops want me, I'll be on the tennis

Chris, you should not have called me here.

If you want this to happen, we've got to get a move on.

You said there's a gun that your husband had that can prove that he's a

murderer? Where is it?

Are you sure you want to go through with this?

Just tell me where it is.

Okay.

Off the 15th, there's a bridge right before the airport.

Just as you're pulling out of town, about 50 yards out, you'll find a gun

Ian's fingerprints all over it.

Get it.

Why can't we just run away?

Because he'll come after us.

Wherever we go.

We've got to put him away.

I couldn't sleep. Heard voices.

What were you talking about out there?

Where

are

you going, buddy?

Oh, um... Uncle Frank, uh... I'm just running out. I'll be back in the

Can I borrow the jeep?

Oh, come on. You're taking off in the middle of the night and you're not

me where you're going?

Look, I can't.

Okay.

What's going on?

Just some girl trouble. Oh, well, this house breathes that.

Not that you should follow my example, mind you. Of course, I've been kind of

messing up with women all my life, but you could learn from my mistakes.

Look,

I just have to do something for this girl.

I'll be back in the morning.

Everything's going to be okay.

What's her name?

Vinny. Uh -huh.

Good luck.

You mean I had worth feeling like something might be wrong?

Nothing's wrong.

I was worried.

Too much time had passed. That we couldn't be intimate anymore.

Not too much time has passed, all right.

It was my fault.

But I'm back now.

I am so glad you've decided that we can resume our marriage.

All the Sharps are giving it to me today. I don't know what it is.

What are you saying?

Your brother.

He engineered that revoking of my contractor's license.

He's the reason I'm out of a job.

What makes you think that?

It can't be a coincidence.

It happened right after our fight.

I don't believe it.

You don't believe it? Well, okay.

It's the Christmas season.

Let's all just think the best of everyone, okay?

You came up here tonight with this much anger and you didn't tell me anything

about it?

I thought I could work it out, right?

But I was wrong.

Besides, how often do I get a chance to sleep with my own wife?

Oh, or was this my Christmas present?

See you next year, I guess.

Won't you hear me?

See, to you, there's no relationship between work and money and

eating. See, it's always been there for you.

Daddy, Mikey, me.

If not me, then back the little brother.

No, let's not forget Richard Channing.

We get handouts from him too now, don't we?

It's everyone's fault but yours, isn't it?

Who are you, that bitch?

Maybe I should.

These documents have to go to the bank.

Oh, and tell Jason I want that 10 o 'clock pushback until I hear from

I'll go help my boys hang some lights.

Don't worry about a thing. I'll take care of it. Hey, I'm sorry.

It's Christmas.

You're all alone.

Why don't you tag along?

No, I don't think so. Come on, why not? Richard, I have a lot of work to do.

But please do say hello to Kevin and Michael for me, okay?

You're sure?

Yeah, I'm sure.

I ought to tear your head off. Lance, my God, where have you been?

Could you make it quick? I've got to be someplace in ten minutes.

Lance, I have been so worried about you. Are you all right?

Take care of your wife.

Come.

We are giving a chance, please.

Lance, look, I know what I did was wrong, and I did it anyway.

But I did it for us.

I had to get away.

I had to calm down.

I was afraid.

that i would kill someone do you still feel that way i

don't know what i feel i'm just back

No, two.

Take this.

Put it right over that hook. Real good. See that hook?

Hey, we got it. All right.

Want a cookie?

Oh.

Want two cookies?

Where's your husband?

He's running some errands.

Michael, take Kevin and you two get down there and start these on the bottom

pole over here in the corner.

Christmas means so much more when there are children around.

I could love you.

Oh,

everybody loves Christmas.

Thank you.

Cheers.

Is everything all right with you and Walker?

Everything's fine.

If you ever need anyone to talk to, I'm available.

Thank you.

Oh, come on, come on.

Sit it there.

All right.

Let's go over it again, shall we?

Keep bringing the tanks off the trucks.

Re -channel them into these vats.

Fix them with half the good stuff and half the, uh, other stuff.

But, senor, you cannot mix these wines together.

That is illegal.

I'll need to get caught.

Know what I mean?

Yeah.

Just do it.

Or I'll know you read to that fat.

He will, you know.

He's bloody brilliant, Sinjin. I mean...

Nobody knows the difference between good wine and bad wine, do they?

Bunch of phonies sniffing their own breath.

You know why we're here, don't you?

Get rich?

No, Charlie.

We're not going to get rich here.

This is our way of giving it to Mr. Sharp.

After all, we've had to make some sacrifices.

You know, I told you, nobody lays a hand on Emma.

I was going to wait to tell you, but I tried to convince her to sell this

but she won't. It's open gut.

Yeah, but something's come up since then. Emma's pregnant.

You're going to be an uncle.

Uncle Ian.

But to hell with Sharp.

We stay here and run this place ourselves.

No, Charlie.

He knows too much about us.

I'll tell you what, then. We'll all sit around the table.

You, me, Emma and Sharp. We're theme roller.

Well, give me that much of a chance, Ian.

And if that doesn't work?

No, no, no, he's been gone since the night before that.

He wouldn't do that.

He would have let me know.

Okay, if you hear anything at all, let me know.

No word yet?

No, nothing.

Well, try not to worry.

If he's anything like you, he's probably out having a very good time.

You're all prettied up. Where are you going?

You wanted me out of the house, so I'm trying to make arrangements.

Well, look, it's Christmas Eve. I mean, you don't have to go rushing.

you care about, too.

Here.

I was going to give it to you tomorrow.

Well, that's awful sweet.

We'll always have the past, no matter what happens.

Hello?

Janille.

You're, uh, early.

Yeah. Sorry, I didn't know.

Honey, you have nothing to apologize about.

Does she, Michael?

Uh, whatever you say.

Run along.

Go on.

Does she leave any for me?

Plenty.

It's the season to give.

So let's start with dinner.

It's been a change in plan.

Don't worry. It's going to be interesting.

We're having dinner at Falcon Crest.

I've got to apply some cattle prod to a reluctant seller.

Okay.

You know, Janille, I wish my wife had been as understanding as you.

Wife? God, that's a horrible word.

We

need

to talk.

My ears are open.

Spit.

I'm a very lucky person.

I know what I'm good at.

And I'm more than happy to oblige.

But the return has to be worth it.

Should we swing by my lawyers?

You want an ornament for public consumption, that's fine.

Hell, I'll even cook for you. But what I won't be is your girlfriend.

A girlfriend is even worse than a wife because there's no back end.

No royalties.

You know, I have waited a long time to make... I need someone like you.

You are so... refreshing.

I know.

As of today, you go on the payroll.

Ten Gs a month, apartment, car, clothes, all come out of that. You can keep them

when we're done.

Try 25 and we have a discussion.

Oh, come on, Michael.

A man of your caliber deserves more than a $10 ,000 a month mistress.

That is not about sex.

It's about...

Convenience. Convenience and combat, because I'm constantly at war. You have

understand that. I do, and I can help you.

But for me, it is about money.

Twenty -five grand a month, and we've got a deal.

Oh, Sidney.

Do you think we should call the police?

I don't know. I'm just not really good at this sort of thing. I wish my mother

were here.

Where is Chris?

They're evil.

They're more evil than I even told you.

They don't care about us.

They don't care about anybody else.

They only care about each other.

We've got to get out of here.

I thought I told you to get ready for dinner.

We are having guests.

Sorry, Ian.

Who?

Who is coming to dinner?

Mr. Michael Sharp.

Charlie, I already told you that I am not selling Falcon Grist to Michael

Now listen to me, Emma.

The decisions we make now...

Not only affect our future, but our baby's future as well.

We're a family.

Let's not be hasty, huh?

Charlie.

You do care about me, don't you?

I'm here, aren't I?

And I'll tell you why I got shot.

Well, you see...

We hit one of them islands. You know where the Japs had dug in?

And who did they send in first?

The Swah the Ethiopian.

That's right.

The Black Division.

See, we were the metal detectors.

Eli, let me buy you a drink.

Why are you here, Lance?

Where's your family?

What family?

I'm not going to let you spend Christmas here alone.

I'll be alone wherever I spend Christmas.

If you're not going to give us another chance, then why'd you bother coming

at all?

What am I supposed to do?

To our new family, our friends, and to the holiday season.

Sometimes you forget how lucky we are.

Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas.

Well, why don't you go find your brother?

Okay.

Listen, Richard.

I found out you've paid some of our bills.

Appreciate it a lot.

Well, it's the least I can do. It stops now.

Walker, my boys are living under your roof.

And as long as they do, I'll give whatever is necessary for their care.

You don't have to use a dime.

This is absurd.

I can't keep up with it. Are we parents, babysitters, caretakers, kitchen help?

What? Why don't you just give us some uniforms, man? Walker, we are hosting a

party.

I'm sorry.

Oh, you're sorry?

Oh, I'm sorry, too, Richard.

Anything you want, Richard.

After all, you paid for the egg now.

I'm sorry, he, uh... Oh, he's right.

That's what he is.

This isn't a good idea.

I should take the boys. No.

What I'm saying, Emma, is that this winery needs to be taken into the 21st

century now.

I've been doing some research on your mother.

How is she, by the way?

Her way of doing business goes back to the days of selling cases of wine out of

the trunk of a car. What a woman.

Those days are gone.

It's not mom and pop anymore. It's computers. It's micro -marketing. It's

targeting your customers on an international level.

It's sitting on the Pacific Rim when the trade dam bursts, and it will.

Falcon Crest had better be ready.

We will be ready. You know, I was thinking that exact thing.

There are lots of people in China and Japan.

Really? Where did you hear that?

I need another drink.

Oh, I'll get you one. What would you like? No, no. No, no, please.

I'd love to. No, look, I'll take care of it.

You just sit down and listen to what Mr. Sharp has to say.

Charlie.

It's Christmas Eve.

I don't want to talk business tonight.

Forget it, guys. The woman is a steakhead.

Excuse me.

Where are you going?

I have to use the restroom. Is that okay?

She's just stopping.

She'll come around.

It's just her way.

Yeah, you've been saying that for days.

Emma, sell it to him.

Do what they want. I can't sell Falkenquist.

You don't understand.

They're going to get it one way or another. No, they won't. Yet, listen to

I've seen this look on Ian's face before.

I mean, he had it the night he killed your husband.

Sidney.

We need to talk to Emma.

Why don't you go keep Jimmy all company?

I need more time to think about this.

Time's run out, Emma.

You're a pretty girl.

Isn't she a pretty girl?

What? I mean, my dinner.

Yeah, she's very pretty.

Thank you.

You look different from the first time I met you.

When I was with Chris?

You look more confused.

Honey, I can see it. Anyone can see it.

The only one who can't see it is your husband.

He's got his mind on other things.

Just sign it, Emma, please.

I won't.

Now, uh...

Can't we all just go inside,

finish our dinner?

We've tried, St. John.

We've given it every chance.

Look, we don't need them.

See, I got it in the winery the other day. She thought she was signing a

distribution order and she was signing a copy of this. So, you see, we can make

the deal ourselves. Shut up!

If we use this document, she cannot be around after we've finished the deal

her, stupid or something.

Walk in a tightrope, Charlie. She has to go.

Listen, you're talking about killing my wife and my child. No way!

Tonight, little brother.

All right, on one condition.

She goes, Sidney goes too. We'll both be bachelors, OK?

Sidney's not the problem. Oh, really? Is that right?

Then why did you send that punk Chris she's been round -heeling with down to

Vegas to look for your gun?

You're lying!

I'm not lying.

Look, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I wasn't going to tell you.

How could she do this to me?

It's all right.

See, I took care of it.

Well, that's it then, isn't it?

We've got no choice now.

We'll have to do it after dinner.

Where are we going?

Come home with me, honey.

I can't just come home and everything will be perfectly normal again.

Okay, fine. Fine.

Go to the spa.

Just tell me where you want me.

You want answers? I'll give you answers. I married a damn whore.

Hey!

What are you doing? Stop it! How can you call me a whore? Stop it!

Well, you hurt me.

I should break it off so you can't touch another man again. Sick!

Sick! Sick!

I've loved you.

And you killed it.

Get out.

Here.

Please,

I just want a baby. You're not going to get out?

Fine, I'll get out.

Have you enjoyed dinner?

I did.

It's all yours.

I don't think I'll eat for three days.

I don't want any problems.

Well, there's no problems.

You're in the wine business, Mr. Sharp.

And you are a very rich man.

If you're ever in my neighborhood.

Don't look me up.

What about after dinner drink?

Well,

they're asleep.

I think. I hope.

They're pretty excited.

Where's your husband?

Oh, he was tired.

Went to bed.

I guess we better go.

Do you want to stay here and keep me company while I clean up in here? Oh,

No, I didn't mean you didn't have to. No, no, no. It's all right.

I don't know why I'm so nervous around you.

I make you nervous?

Yes. Why?

Well, you have this way of looking at somebody that's intimidating in a funny

way. I do?

I like that.

Would you care to dance?

I'm so long.

You're just dancing.

I know.

What time was that?

Okay, okay, thanks.

Hi,

Frank. This is Michael Sharp.

How are you?

They found the Jeep. Excuse me. They found the Jeep in the middle of the

desert. The keys in the ignition and no sign of Chris. This is bad.

Something's really, really wrong.

Well, Frank, what are you going to do? Worry about it?

What? Oh, Frank.

Now, wait a minute. Listen.

Chris said something about a girl called Sidney. Who's Sidney?

She saw some girl that's staying up at Falcon Crest. Falcon Crest? She's a

friend of Emma's.

Falcon Crest

is mine.

I would give a million cash to see the look on Channing's face when he finds

out.

Here's to us.

Come here, my love.

There's nobody as beautiful as you, my precious.

Emma, come upstairs a minute, please.

Right now, love.

I shall never forgive you.

And I shall never forget you.

Who are you, Theon?

Theon!

What's he doing to her?

I told you before.

None of your business.

Have you been going through my things?

What things?

What things?

What bloody things?

Do you know what things?

Charlie, we're going to have a family. Get away from Ian. He is evil.

Ian and I are the same person.

Ugh!

Is this what you're looking for?

Merry Christmas, Charlie.

Next on Falcon Crest.

What's going on? Who are these people? These people work for Michael Sharp,

Emma. The new owner of Falcon Crest?

Daddy! Hey, Mike. Is Michael Sharp your father?

That he is.

Then we can't be friends. I was tricked into signing that sales agreement. You

can't hold me to it. I can, and I will. Now Sharp gets his hands on another one

of these, we are dead.

Don't you ever talk about what goes on inside this room to anybody outside this

room. Do we understand each other?