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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:36,129 --> 00:01:37,197 I love you. 2 00:01:38,365 --> 00:01:39,733 I love you. 3 00:01:39,733 --> 00:01:41,534 And you'll-- you'll never... 4 00:01:41,534 --> 00:01:44,404 No, no. Never. 5 00:01:44,404 --> 00:01:46,039 ...let anybody... 6 00:01:46,039 --> 00:01:47,240 Nobody... 7 00:01:47,240 --> 00:01:50,110 ...come between us or interfere... 8 00:01:50,110 --> 00:01:53,480 ...or nothing. Nobody. Ever. 9 00:01:55,849 --> 00:01:57,050 Those people! 10 00:01:59,886 --> 00:02:01,521 It's after 12:00. 11 00:02:05,859 --> 00:02:07,861 I'm sorry. It's late and I'm very tired. 12 00:02:19,406 --> 00:02:23,143 It's been going on for a week. You know, I can't sleep. I can't function. 13 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:25,812 - Well, have you spoken to them? - I haven't even seen them. 14 00:02:25,812 --> 00:02:28,548 For all I can tell, they never get out of bed. You know, I-- 15 00:02:28,548 --> 00:02:30,650 I don't know what I'm gonna do. 16 00:02:30,650 --> 00:02:33,953 You could always move in with me. 17 00:02:38,458 --> 00:02:41,428 - What? - I can't live without you anymore. 18 00:02:41,428 --> 00:02:43,663 All of the others meant nothing to me. 19 00:02:43,663 --> 00:02:48,601 Richard, Jack Kennedy, Bobby Kennedy, George Kennedy. 20 00:02:49,969 --> 00:02:51,271 It's you I love. 21 00:02:52,872 --> 00:02:54,107 I love you too. 22 00:02:55,342 --> 00:02:58,278 - And you'll never... - No. No, never. 23 00:02:58,278 --> 00:03:00,580 ...let anyone come between us or interfere... 24 00:03:00,580 --> 00:03:02,949 Nothing. Nobody. Ever. 25 00:03:02,949 --> 00:03:04,017 Oh... 26 00:03:12,992 --> 00:03:15,862 Those people. It's after 12:00. 27 00:03:15,862 --> 00:03:17,630 Martin. Martin. 28 00:03:17,630 --> 00:03:23,703 Martin. Martin. Martin. Martin. Martin. Martin. 29 00:03:23,703 --> 00:03:25,271 Martin. Martin. 30 00:03:25,271 --> 00:03:27,874 Martin. Martin. 31 00:03:28,908 --> 00:03:31,644 Martin! Martin! 32 00:03:31,644 --> 00:03:33,480 What? What? 33 00:03:37,851 --> 00:03:40,520 Is this a nightmare, or have I gone goofy? 34 00:03:40,520 --> 00:03:43,723 - What? - I just wanted to tell you I'm going home. 35 00:03:43,723 --> 00:03:45,825 You're not going. We have a lot of work to do. 36 00:03:45,825 --> 00:03:49,295 It's 5:00. If you wanted to do work, you shouldn't have slept all day. 37 00:03:49,295 --> 00:03:51,197 Holy shit. Why didn't you wake me? 38 00:03:51,197 --> 00:03:53,033 You wouldn't have let me go to Met game. 39 00:03:54,334 --> 00:03:57,470 I'm living a nightmare, the darndest nightmare a man ever lived. 40 00:04:03,343 --> 00:04:05,412 I can't kiss you with sound effects. 41 00:04:05,412 --> 00:04:06,646 They can't do this. 42 00:04:12,218 --> 00:04:13,319 Oh, babe! 43 00:04:13,319 --> 00:04:17,157 Shut up. Shut up. Shut the hell up! 44 00:04:25,031 --> 00:04:26,966 - Who is it? - It's Martin Tupper in 502. 45 00:04:26,966 --> 00:04:28,101 Now what the hell-- 46 00:04:33,873 --> 00:04:37,444 - You must be the new neighbor. - I'm guessing you're not the welcome wagon. 47 00:04:37,444 --> 00:04:40,447 I'm Laura North. 48 00:04:40,447 --> 00:04:42,716 Hi, Laura. 49 00:04:43,783 --> 00:04:46,986 Uh, I hate to complain, it's just the-- the noise. 50 00:04:46,986 --> 00:04:50,223 I'm sorry. It's my roommate. 51 00:04:50,223 --> 00:04:52,592 She, uh... 52 00:04:52,592 --> 00:04:53,860 She entertains a lot. 53 00:04:53,860 --> 00:04:55,628 Bob Hope never entertained this much. 54 00:04:55,628 --> 00:04:56,830 I can't stand that guy. 55 00:04:56,830 --> 00:04:58,832 Well, I'll talk to her in the morning. 56 00:04:58,832 --> 00:05:01,267 In the meantime, why don't we just go back to... 57 00:05:02,102 --> 00:05:03,536 lying awake all night? 58 00:05:05,238 --> 00:05:08,141 - Nice meeting you. - Uh, I'm up and you're up. 59 00:05:08,141 --> 00:05:10,810 You want a cup of coffee or something? 60 00:05:10,810 --> 00:05:12,479 Are you asking me for a date? 61 00:05:12,479 --> 00:05:16,316 Uh, sure. Sure. You can call it a date. 62 00:05:17,117 --> 00:05:18,184 Okay. 63 00:05:19,419 --> 00:05:21,588 Chummy little neighborhood you got around here. 64 00:05:25,525 --> 00:05:27,360 You think that's bad? 65 00:05:27,360 --> 00:05:30,397 I once lived next door to the guy who played the organ at Yankee Stadium. 66 00:05:30,397 --> 00:05:32,899 He practiced day and night. 67 00:05:32,899 --> 00:05:34,901 How tough is... 68 00:05:36,136 --> 00:05:39,305 - Well, how hard is that? - Exactly. 69 00:05:39,305 --> 00:05:41,041 That's what I hate about New York. 70 00:05:41,041 --> 00:05:43,410 You're never more than six feet from another person. 71 00:05:43,410 --> 00:05:45,512 Or 72 feet away from a serial killer. 72 00:05:45,512 --> 00:05:47,480 Although serial killers are generally quiet 73 00:05:47,480 --> 00:05:50,316 and tend to keep to themselves, right? 74 00:05:50,316 --> 00:05:53,453 Um... so it's getting late. 75 00:05:54,621 --> 00:05:57,724 Well, I assume you didn't invite me over here just for coffee. 76 00:06:00,060 --> 00:06:03,263 Oh, I'm sorry. Would you like a Danish? 77 00:06:03,263 --> 00:06:05,732 I was thinking we should go to bed. 78 00:06:06,533 --> 00:06:08,401 Fine. 79 00:06:08,401 --> 00:06:10,303 Fine, we can have a Danish later. 80 00:06:29,989 --> 00:06:32,726 Howdy, neighbor. Just rustling up some waffles. 81 00:06:32,726 --> 00:06:34,394 Oh, how sweet. 82 00:06:34,394 --> 00:06:36,262 Well. 83 00:06:40,467 --> 00:06:44,604 Listen, before we eat, I was thinking maybe we should... 84 00:06:44,604 --> 00:06:46,406 Laura, I'd love to, but... 85 00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:47,707 I'm only human. 86 00:06:47,707 --> 00:06:50,310 I really have to get to work. 87 00:06:50,310 --> 00:06:52,612 No, actually, I meant settle up. 88 00:06:52,612 --> 00:06:56,349 - Total comes to $540. - Excuse me? 89 00:06:56,349 --> 00:06:59,152 It's 100 for the blow job, 200 for the straight sex, 90 00:06:59,152 --> 00:07:03,857 200 to stay the night, and 40 for the little hand thing. 91 00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:09,596 You really got me going for a second there. 92 00:07:10,897 --> 00:07:13,233 What do you want? You want syrup or powdered sugar? 93 00:07:13,233 --> 00:07:15,502 I want cash, but I'll take a check. 94 00:07:17,871 --> 00:07:19,406 No, no, no, no, no. 95 00:07:19,406 --> 00:07:22,208 You see, if I pay you money, that means you're a... 96 00:07:22,208 --> 00:07:24,210 - A prostitute. - A harlot. - A hoe. 97 00:07:24,210 --> 00:07:26,746 We prefer the term "professional." 98 00:07:26,746 --> 00:07:29,215 - I can't believe this. - Oh, don't pull this. 99 00:07:29,215 --> 00:07:32,285 You asked me on a date at 4:00 in the morning and I said yes. 100 00:07:32,285 --> 00:07:34,387 What did you think I was, some kind of a slut? 101 00:07:34,387 --> 00:07:37,524 How could I have possibly known you were a-- a hooker? 102 00:07:37,524 --> 00:07:39,826 Well, I knew you were a book editor. 103 00:07:39,826 --> 00:07:42,328 Don't you take any interest in your neighbors? 104 00:07:43,163 --> 00:07:44,197 A wise guy. 105 00:07:44,197 --> 00:07:46,833 Okay, you want $540? Fine. 106 00:07:46,833 --> 00:07:49,936 Well, I'm a professional waffle toaster. You see this? 107 00:07:50,670 --> 00:07:53,740 $2,000. So you owe me 1,460. 108 00:07:53,740 --> 00:07:55,275 If you're gonna be an asshole, 109 00:07:55,275 --> 00:07:56,976 just forget the money, okay? 110 00:07:56,976 --> 00:07:59,479 Call it a kind of reverse housewarming gift. 111 00:07:59,479 --> 00:08:02,015 Oh, gee, and I didn't get you anything. 112 00:08:02,015 --> 00:08:03,983 Tell your roommate to put a muzzle on it or I'll-- 113 00:08:03,983 --> 00:08:06,186 - Or you'll what? - I'll... 114 00:08:06,186 --> 00:08:07,754 Phone the manager, darling. 115 00:08:11,191 --> 00:08:13,927 Hunter Owens Management. Irwin Bader, Esquire. Speaking. 116 00:08:13,927 --> 00:08:16,796 Yes, hi. This is Martin Tupper. I'm in apartment 502. 117 00:08:16,796 --> 00:08:20,133 Mr. Tupper, cockroaches are an everyday fact of apartment life, 118 00:08:20,133 --> 00:08:23,603 which we at Hunter Owens have combated by taking all steps minimally required by law. 119 00:08:23,603 --> 00:08:26,039 No, no, no, this is not about cockroaches. 120 00:08:26,039 --> 00:08:28,041 I have prostitutes living in my building. 121 00:08:28,041 --> 00:08:30,477 Well, I'm no exterminator, 122 00:08:30,477 --> 00:08:33,246 but I don't believe we can spray for that. 123 00:08:33,947 --> 00:08:36,516 - Very funny. - Excruciating. 124 00:08:36,516 --> 00:08:39,219 I'm serious. I-- I want them out. I cannot live like this. 125 00:08:39,219 --> 00:08:41,755 There's traffic in the hallways at all hours. There's constant noise. 126 00:08:41,755 --> 00:08:45,725 - It's outrageous! - Mr. Tupper, do you have any evidence 127 00:08:45,725 --> 00:08:48,161 that they are, in fact, prostitutes? 128 00:08:48,161 --> 00:08:51,297 I slept with one, and she tried to charge me $540. 129 00:08:51,297 --> 00:08:52,632 That is outrageous. 130 00:08:52,632 --> 00:08:55,335 - Yeah. - If I were you, I wouldn't pay it. 131 00:08:55,335 --> 00:08:56,736 Don't be humorous. 132 00:08:56,736 --> 00:08:58,905 Look, are you gonna do something about this or not? 133 00:08:58,905 --> 00:09:01,374 Mr. Tupper, we cannot go around evicting people based on 134 00:09:01,374 --> 00:09:03,076 the word of a man who frequents prostitutes. 135 00:09:03,076 --> 00:09:05,311 - What are you-- - However, while I have you on the phone, 136 00:09:05,311 --> 00:09:09,949 I see by my records that you're due for a rent increase. 137 00:09:24,064 --> 00:09:25,331 Can you believe this? 138 00:09:25,331 --> 00:09:27,367 It's Sunday. Don't they ever take a day off? 139 00:09:27,367 --> 00:09:30,103 Shh. I wanna hear this. 140 00:09:31,137 --> 00:09:32,872 What do they have, a mule in there? 141 00:09:33,807 --> 00:09:36,176 I can take it as well as the next mule, 142 00:09:36,176 --> 00:09:38,211 but there's a limit to everything. 143 00:09:38,211 --> 00:09:40,680 You see? You see what I have to live with? 144 00:09:40,680 --> 00:09:42,248 Well, personally, I'm jealous. 145 00:09:42,248 --> 00:09:44,284 The only thing in my building is a dry cleaner. 146 00:09:44,284 --> 00:09:46,152 I'm coming. 147 00:09:47,454 --> 00:09:50,890 I'm coming. I'm coming. Jesus fucking Christ. 148 00:09:50,890 --> 00:09:53,059 I'm sorry, Father. 149 00:09:53,059 --> 00:09:56,129 I'm here to see Mary Catherine. 150 00:09:56,129 --> 00:09:59,232 - Who? - Hey, over here. 151 00:10:00,700 --> 00:10:02,102 Sorry. 152 00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:05,572 Nuns tell me you've been a very bad girl. 153 00:10:05,572 --> 00:10:07,307 May I have a word with you, please? 154 00:10:07,307 --> 00:10:10,043 Keep it in your pants, Padre. She'll be right with you. 155 00:10:13,646 --> 00:10:16,649 What do you want? I've got paying customers waiting for me. 156 00:10:16,649 --> 00:10:17,984 Yeah, and I'd appreciate 157 00:10:17,984 --> 00:10:19,652 if they'd stop knocking on my door. 158 00:10:19,652 --> 00:10:21,621 I'm sorry. They got the wrong apartment number 159 00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:22,822 on our promotional calendars. 160 00:10:22,822 --> 00:10:24,357 But we should have it straightened 161 00:10:24,357 --> 00:10:25,692 out in a couple of weeks. 162 00:10:28,361 --> 00:10:31,031 Hi. Need some help with your homework? 163 00:10:31,031 --> 00:10:34,334 Martin, aren't you gonna introduce me to your friend? 164 00:10:34,334 --> 00:10:37,003 Oh, how rude of me. Eddie Charles, hooker. 165 00:10:37,003 --> 00:10:39,239 Hooker, Eddie Charles. Thanks for stopping by. 166 00:10:39,239 --> 00:10:44,944 Tell me, how does an asshole like you wind up with a kid as sweet as Jeremy? 167 00:10:44,944 --> 00:10:46,646 He's your son, and we can save him. 168 00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:48,615 What can I get for, uh... 169 00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:50,583 11.50? 170 00:10:50,583 --> 00:10:52,585 You can watch me eat this sandwich. 171 00:10:52,585 --> 00:10:53,953 - Cool. - Jeremy! 172 00:10:55,388 --> 00:10:57,290 Jeremy, what the hell are you doing here? 173 00:10:57,290 --> 00:11:00,760 Uh, nothing. Can I borrow $100 for the movies? 174 00:11:00,760 --> 00:11:02,429 Go home! Go home! Go home! 175 00:11:02,429 --> 00:11:05,198 - Martin, take it easy. - Don't tell me how to take it. 176 00:11:05,198 --> 00:11:07,267 I'm sick of this bullshit. I'm gonna call the cops. 177 00:11:07,267 --> 00:11:09,903 Oh, I'll save you the trouble. Joe, call the police. 178 00:11:09,903 --> 00:11:11,838 - What? - Stan? 179 00:11:14,474 --> 00:11:15,642 You got a problem, pal? 180 00:11:16,810 --> 00:11:18,645 You've really come up with something. 181 00:11:18,645 --> 00:11:20,447 Yes, I do. What's your badge number? 182 00:11:20,447 --> 00:11:21,948 I'm gonna report you to your captain. 183 00:11:21,948 --> 00:11:24,784 I'll save you the trouble. Yo, Captain. 184 00:11:24,784 --> 00:11:26,619 Captain! 185 00:11:26,619 --> 00:11:28,221 Oh, there is no justice. 186 00:11:28,221 --> 00:11:30,523 Oh, just forget it. 187 00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:32,592 What are you doing? Go home! Go home! 188 00:11:32,592 --> 00:11:35,528 As they say in my business, do come again. 189 00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:37,364 I'm gonna get rid of you people. 190 00:11:37,364 --> 00:11:39,766 Oh, we could get rid of you, asshole. 191 00:11:39,766 --> 00:11:42,235 - What? - We could expand into your place. 192 00:11:42,235 --> 00:11:45,338 Then we won't have to reprint these. 193 00:11:45,338 --> 00:11:48,041 You fucked with the wrong guy. 194 00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:49,142 And that's war! 195 00:11:49,142 --> 00:11:50,810 Blow me. 196 00:11:52,012 --> 00:11:53,246 Open fire. 197 00:12:20,206 --> 00:12:22,509 We are surrounded by sinners 198 00:12:22,509 --> 00:12:26,913 in full decay and perversion to their demon ways. 199 00:12:26,913 --> 00:12:30,984 Condemn them to the fiery pits of eternal damnation! 200 00:12:30,984 --> 00:12:32,352 Yeah! 201 00:12:45,131 --> 00:12:46,066 Oh! 202 00:13:08,021 --> 00:13:09,055 He's firing. 203 00:13:13,026 --> 00:13:15,695 Greetings. Irwin Bader, Esquire. Hunter Owens Management. 204 00:13:15,695 --> 00:13:17,931 - Yes. - Victory is ours. 205 00:13:17,931 --> 00:13:22,902 - So you got the petition? - Yes, but Miss Feinberg normally handles petitions. 206 00:13:22,902 --> 00:13:25,939 - I'll call her first thing in the morning. Now-- - She's no longer with the firm. 207 00:13:25,939 --> 00:13:29,209 - This, however, is for you. - What's this? 208 00:13:29,209 --> 00:13:33,046 Form H0-17C. Written notice of warning prior to written notice of eviction. 209 00:13:33,046 --> 00:13:35,782 - What did I do? - Don't play coy with me, Tupper. 210 00:13:35,782 --> 00:13:38,818 It's all right there. Excessive noise, harassment of tenants. 211 00:13:40,220 --> 00:13:41,454 That's not right. 212 00:13:41,454 --> 00:13:43,256 - Thank you. - Harassment. 213 00:13:43,256 --> 00:13:45,825 There's one R, two S's. 214 00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:47,227 Why don't you help me? 215 00:13:47,227 --> 00:13:48,795 There we go. 216 00:13:50,196 --> 00:13:52,365 Hunter Owens thanks you for your next and possibly 217 00:13:52,365 --> 00:13:54,434 last rent payment due promptly on the first. 218 00:13:54,434 --> 00:13:58,738 This is absurd. You talk about lease violations? Just take a walk down there. 219 00:13:58,738 --> 00:14:00,807 If you want me to investigate that matter, 220 00:14:00,807 --> 00:14:02,909 you'll have to schedule an appointment. 221 00:14:02,909 --> 00:14:05,378 Just turn around, get to see what's going on. Look! 222 00:14:05,378 --> 00:14:07,580 - I'm afraid I'm not allowed to. - Okay. 223 00:14:07,580 --> 00:14:10,750 - I am officially scheduling an appointment. - Okay. 224 00:14:10,750 --> 00:14:13,319 Let's see. How's three weeks from Tuesday? 225 00:14:13,319 --> 00:14:15,055 - How's right now? - Well, for that, 226 00:14:15,055 --> 00:14:18,224 I'm afraid you'd have to request an emergency inspection. 227 00:14:18,224 --> 00:14:20,360 - Please. - There's a $75 processing fee. 228 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:22,228 - Fine. - And a $40 transportation fee. 229 00:14:22,228 --> 00:14:25,932 - You're already here. - Ah, but I wouldn't have been. 230 00:14:25,932 --> 00:14:28,702 I surrender! I surrender! 231 00:14:28,702 --> 00:14:31,171 - Fine. - All right, sir. 232 00:14:31,171 --> 00:14:32,339 Just sign here. 233 00:14:34,174 --> 00:14:35,375 Okay. And here. 234 00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:38,345 - I want you-- - Initial there. 235 00:14:40,246 --> 00:14:43,083 - All righty. - Let's go. 236 00:14:45,752 --> 00:14:46,886 Hi. How are you? 237 00:14:51,658 --> 00:14:53,460 Okay. 238 00:14:53,460 --> 00:14:55,795 Hello, asshole. Can I help you? 239 00:14:57,430 --> 00:15:00,700 Um, Irwin Bader, Esquire. Hunter Owens Management. 240 00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:02,902 Forgive the intrusion, but Mr. Tupper here claims 241 00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:05,038 you're running a brothel which would be 242 00:15:05,038 --> 00:15:07,240 a clear violation of lease paragraph twelve 243 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:09,743 commonly referred to as the world's oldest clause. 244 00:15:11,077 --> 00:15:13,113 This is it. You are finished. 245 00:15:13,113 --> 00:15:15,715 I'll show them they can't fiddle around with old Firefly. 246 00:15:15,715 --> 00:15:17,050 Look at this. Exhibit A. 247 00:15:17,050 --> 00:15:19,452 Men lining up to-- to lay their money down. 248 00:15:19,452 --> 00:15:21,755 Mr. Bader, there are no lease provisions that say 249 00:15:21,755 --> 00:15:23,690 I can't have friends over to watch movies. 250 00:15:23,690 --> 00:15:25,792 Bullshit! This is a waiting room. 251 00:15:25,792 --> 00:15:29,496 Even if it were, I don't see anyone evicting Dr. Strauss from apartment 105. 252 00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:31,965 She's got you there. 253 00:15:31,965 --> 00:15:33,433 Send reinforcements immediately. 254 00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:36,069 Look at this. Look at this. Does Dr. Strauss have these? 255 00:15:36,069 --> 00:15:37,704 - Huh? Does he? - It's a decorating choice. 256 00:15:37,704 --> 00:15:39,539 - What are you-- - Uh, Mr. Tupper, 257 00:15:39,539 --> 00:15:42,642 if we could evict someone for bad taste, you would have been out years ago. 258 00:15:42,642 --> 00:15:44,144 What are you talking about? 259 00:15:44,144 --> 00:15:47,313 Got a Persian rug with a crushed velour couch. 260 00:15:47,313 --> 00:15:48,948 Yikes. 261 00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:51,051 Our men are being badly beaten in open warfare. 262 00:15:51,051 --> 00:15:52,819 Laura, could you sign for these? 263 00:15:52,819 --> 00:15:54,821 Look at this. There's 50,000 condoms. 264 00:15:54,821 --> 00:15:56,823 - What does that tell you? - They were on sale. 265 00:15:56,823 --> 00:16:01,094 Good for you, Miss North. Safe and frugal. 266 00:16:01,094 --> 00:16:03,129 Gentlemen, this is the last straw. 267 00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:04,798 What is wrong with you? 268 00:16:04,798 --> 00:16:06,466 What does it take to get somebody evicted? 269 00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:08,835 Believe me, Mr. Tupper. Nothing would make me happier 270 00:16:08,835 --> 00:16:10,236 than welcoming a new tenant. 271 00:16:10,236 --> 00:16:12,272 At the 5% rent increase allowed by law. 272 00:16:12,272 --> 00:16:16,976 But sadly, I see no clear violations of the lease. 273 00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:19,913 - What? - Oh, Martin. I really feel for you, you know. 274 00:16:19,913 --> 00:16:21,381 I'd like to help however I can. 275 00:16:21,381 --> 00:16:23,850 So, look, this is the real estate section. 276 00:16:23,850 --> 00:16:26,319 Don't rule out Brooklyn till you've looked. 277 00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:29,556 You realize our army is facing disastrous defeat? What do you intend to do about it? 278 00:16:31,157 --> 00:16:32,592 Hey, easy. Please! 279 00:16:34,127 --> 00:16:35,428 Oh, Tupper. 280 00:16:35,428 --> 00:16:38,098 - Shut up, you idiot! - Unhand me, you fornicator! 281 00:16:41,134 --> 00:16:43,703 Oh, my God! 282 00:16:43,703 --> 00:16:47,207 What is this? I am shocked, Miss North. 283 00:16:47,207 --> 00:16:49,809 You see? You see? I told you. 284 00:16:49,809 --> 00:16:52,946 Lease paragraph eleven. Grounds for immediate eviction. 285 00:16:52,946 --> 00:16:56,082 Subparagraph F, water beds. 286 00:16:56,082 --> 00:16:59,452 Subparagraph F, exactly my point. 287 00:16:59,452 --> 00:17:00,954 Maybe we could work something out. 288 00:17:00,954 --> 00:17:04,491 Out is right. You'll be out by the 15th. 289 00:17:04,491 --> 00:17:06,526 Don't rule out Brooklyn till you've looked. 290 00:17:07,594 --> 00:17:09,029 Victory is ours! 291 00:17:09,029 --> 00:17:13,166 And Tupper, I'm keeping my eye on you. 292 00:17:13,166 --> 00:17:15,268 Ah! 293 00:17:15,268 --> 00:17:16,970 Easy! Easy! 294 00:17:22,108 --> 00:17:23,243 Ah... 295 00:17:37,090 --> 00:17:38,258 Ah... 296 00:17:52,839 --> 00:17:55,542 Ah, here we go again. 297 00:18:06,786 --> 00:18:08,021 What do you want? 298 00:18:09,356 --> 00:18:12,759 I do hope you'll come over often now that we're to be neighbors. 299 00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:16,029 Nothing. Truly sorry. Welcome to the building. 22828

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