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It's the season of bonuses, parties, and Boru corporate generosity.

Across Colombo, companies hand out hampers, fake smiles, and just enough

to keep everyone trapped for another year. But not here.

Here, Christmas is a cost center. No gifts, no parties, no joy.

Only budget cuts and silence.

And at the top of it all sits one man.

guarding the accounts like a national treasure.

Meet Kumar Satasinghe, or as everyone calls him, Kuna Scrooge Singer.

Fresh off his recent Botox accident, he now looks even more allergic to spending

than ever before.

What now?

Sir, everyone is asking about the office party.

Party? No party.

So that's the only thing we have for the staff.

And it's about time we put a stop to that nonsense also.

Sir, since we made record profits this quarter, maybe for this season,

for the first time, maybe we could give a little

bonus.

No bonus.

No bonus.

They should be grateful they still have their job the day I'm around.

Bonus. But, sir, we need to do something especially for the ones with families.

Families? Well, ask them to bring their children and come and work at our

factory. Sir, that's not legal.

Why not?

There's a problem in this country.

Look at China.

Look at how hard those children work.

That is why this country can never move forward.

Sir...

We were thinking that maybe we could, just for the senior management,

maybe we can give not a bonus, but maybe a little increment, maybe.

Why?

You're not happy?

I am happy, sir. Then? You got another job offer?

No, no.

Then no increment.

Sit down.

Excuse me, sir. What actually Sahan was trying to say, sir, about the last day

increment, it was only approximately 2000 rupees.

So we were just thinking about this year's performance. Get out.

What? Get out. You're fired.

Fired? No, sir. Actually, you cannot fire someone like that because that's

against the labor laws.

And I've been working for more than 10 years in this company. On contract.

Labor laws don't apply. So get out.

Bye.

Security!

Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry,

sorry.

Anything else?

No, sir.

We're happy, sir. We're very happy.

You all don't look happy.

We're very happy, sir.

If you're happy, then get out.

I want to put a small nap.

Get out.

Thanks, sir.

Hello,

Tracy.

Can't attend all my meetings. I want to put a small nap.

Who's that new intern girl?

The tall one?

The one with the... Ah.

If she comes, let her in. I want to teach her some shorthand.

Arun?

I'm very sorry.

My God, you look like shit.

What's wrong with you, you bugger?

Haggard, ugly, and still on the blue pill.

Yeah, be careful, huh? That's how I went.

I thought with all those bonuses you cut and the extra money you made, you'd

have got yourself a working donga at least.

You can do that?

I did, in 98.

Here. Oh my God!

Why do you think I'm Satan's right hand man?

Because Satan's right hand is on this.

Satan and Atthamma say hi, by the way.

Atthamma?

Why is Atthamma doing it, hell?

Remember what the demon in the exorcist said about that fellow's mom?

No, I don't know. I don't watch the horror movies.

Let's just say... A full -time madman.

No.

No.

Boss, what are you doing here?

Well, for some bloody reason, I am your corporate ghost of Christmas past.

I've been asked to come and show you why you became such a shitty human being.

Apparently I am to blame.

Remember when you got this?

Come,

let's go back to that day.

Come here.

Arabian.

Look at you.

What a loser.

Look at me.

Right? Is everyone here?

What a baller.

Can't even tell I'm on something, no?

Right, come on, come on, come on, come on. Get, get, get, get, come, come.

Right, move it, start with.

Rizna, come here, darling. There, there, there.

Come here, this is for you.

Thank you, boss.

Well done, wow, looking good there.

Keep it up, keep it up, Rizna.

Who else?

Maruna, come here.

No, no, no.

Here,

a pen.

Write something important with it.

Who else?

Dishara, come here, darling.

Come, come.

Wow, this is for you, Dishara.

Come here, darling. Well done.

Looking really nice, huh?

Keep it up, darling. Well done.

Who else?

Niresh, come here.

This is for you.

A wallet.

Not like you have a lot to put in, but anyway, Merry Christmas.

Right, who else?

Mandy, my louncy baby girl. Come here, darling.

Come, come, come. This is for you, huh?

I hand -picked this for you.

That's it.

I was expecting something way bigger.

Open it, will you?

Oh, my God. Are these the keys to your Ferrari?

Yeah, keep it. It's all yours now, darling.

No, Merry Christmas.

Let's go. Put it right there.

Why are we watching this?

Shut up and watch it, will you?

Hey, who else?

The new intern?

Ah, poor, that loser.

We don't have anything for him. Ah,

we'll give you this.

Here. A nice mug for you.

Merry Christmas.

You can drink your tears in it.

Right.

Rigna, Nishara, Mandy, Agrabahdi in my place. Come on, let's go.

Sir, can you also come?

Uh, no.

Wow.

What a guy.

Anyway, when I came to deliver, the moral of the story is, I treated you

shit, so you became shit.

Fix it. Bye.

Hi, boss.

Is she?

My, boss is a mama to kind.

Sir, should we start oil mining like back then?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no,

no That's why he came to us.

We are good friends.

We are talking about things we like to do.

We are waiting for each other.

We can have a little fun together. No, no, no.

Tell me the reason for this.

I am the corporate ghost of Christmas present of Sir.

Shall we go and see what Sir has in his office?

What do you think, Pooja?

You want me to tell you a story?

I don't want to tell you a story.

It's true. I was in a hurry to buy a computer, and I was about to leave.

But before I left, I said, Thank you, sir. God bless you, sir.

I was so angry that I was about to die.

Oh, God.

It's disgusting to put it on my head.

Otherwise, I would have said, Let's try something new.

This is called the Donald Trump, remember, Adam?

Right, right, Nishi. Let's not talk about the things we did.

Let's talk about our work.

Yes, yes, yes. It's not good to do that. It's hell to talk about that.

Oh, Sri Lankan you are.

Hurry, hurry. That's not a job.

Let's go to marketing.

We don't have to worry about our living expenses.

We don't have to worry about our living expenses.

We don't have to worry about our living expenses. We don't have to worry about

our living expenses. We don't have to worry about our living expenses.

This isn't a house, this is a board room.

What's wrong with him?

Sujani madam!

I'll go get it.

Mahati!

No!

How is he?

How is

he?

Just think about it. If I can't get my hands on you on an average of two or

three times a day, what kind of frustration do I have? Do I have any

frustrations?

How can I tell you that if you don't select your staff,

the only thing that frustrates you is that you don't get the job you deserve.

Okay? So, please be a little different, okay?

Bye.

Sir, would you like a glass of water?

Piyadas?

Yes, sir. What is it?

Piyadas, I'm... I'm going to get a bottle of water, Piyadas.

I'll get you a bottle, too.

I don't have a bottle, Piyadas. I don't have one, either.

Sir, don't you remember when I went to you and told you that someone had stolen

my wallet?

I called you a thief.

Then you said, sir, this is the poster on Facebook, but the wallet is hidden.

What did you say, sir?

I put the poster on Facebook, sir.

But the wallet is not set, sir.

Then someone came and said, sir, I'm going to set up a loan with my father

-law and put a kidney in the black market, sir.

But then I said, sir, the loan is a little...

Sir said,

no, no, no, no, we don't do salary advances on policy.

That's why I died.

I don't think Piyadasa died before he got a day off from his salary.

That's true.

He died before he got a day off from his salary.

My funeral was on the day he got his salary off.

Was this Piyadasa's funeral?

Sir, this is your funeral.

Mine? Yes, sir.

Sir, I am your corporate ghost of Christmas future.

I came to see you, sir.

Sir, if you don't mind, I'd like to see you open the door.

I can't come to your funeral, sir.

There's no one here. There's no one here.

No, sir. There's only one person here.

Your wife, Rocky, is here.

Sir, I don't have anyone in my company.

I don't have anyone in my company.

Sir, on the day of your marriage, you took your son's shares from a

and took all the money from him.

Now, the company's name is not Satharsingha Garments.

The company's name is Dhammika Garments.

Sir, I don't have anyone in my family.

Yes, sir.

Where are you going?

Sir, I have a call.

I don't have time to tell you.

I have a new job.

I am a driver.

Where? In Apaye. I am a driver.

I have an event today.

I have to go and buy a bus. I have to go.

I have to go.

What event?

Today is Apaye's birthday.

Oh, there is a lot of knowledge, methods, rhythms, etc.

There is a lot of knowledge, methods, rhythms, etc. There is a lot of

methods, rhythms, etc. There is a lot of knowledge, methods, rhythms, etc.

There is a lot of

knowledge, methods, rhythms,

etc.

Sir? Sir, are you okay?

Tracy?

Tracy, really you? Yes, sir.

Sir, that intern Nimeshka is waiting for you outside.

Tell her to wait.

Can you ask the previous team that just came to communicate with me? Yes, sir.

Also, someone from HR.

Yes, sir.

Sir, please don't fire us, sir. No, no, no, no, no.

I just want to let you all know that I approve bonuses for everyone this year.

Not just that.

We are throwing a proper Christmas party and I want to get everyone something

personalized from me for Christmas this year because we wouldn't be here without

our hardworking people. No, we wouldn't have these profits and break records.

So I want to say thank you and get something for everybody.

Sir... Are you okay, sir?

Yes, yes, yes, I'm okay, I'm okay.

What can we get them?

Well, today is the last day of work, also, sir.

We'll not have enough time, sir.

Although, we could give them something small, like a voucher when they come

back, no, sir?

That's too late, no?

And also, vouchers are from one place, no?

I want something unique, something personalized.

Any ideas, any suggestions?

We'll think of...

Sir.

Yes, your good name?

I'm Sakya from Etchart, sir.

Sir, we have a voucher.

We can redeem a lot of money.

We can email it, sir. We can give it to the staff easily.

Ah, sure.

What kind of a voucher is that?

The joy of gifting with it.

Thank you.

So, Johnny madam, I told you not to talk to me in the office.

I don't want the bonus.

I want to tell you that we have to continue this arrangement.

I don't want the bonus either.

I'm going to ask you for a tip.

Then we'll meet again.

Hello,

mom.

We're going to get a double door fridge.

Get it.

Merry Christmas!