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-Hello?
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Heho, Shannon?
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How are you doing?
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-I'm just sleepy.
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Sleepy?
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All right, well,
I'll try and keep it,
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uh... keep it simple, then.
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Let's see.
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Uh, first of all,
how old are you?
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-I'm 25.
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25.
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Okay.
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Lisa!
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Hurry!
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-Let me see your earrings.
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Morn, morn...
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-Oh, my god, Shannon.
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Holy...
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Oh, hon, why did you have
such big holes put in your ears?
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Am I on... is this on?
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-Can I have a cigarette
while we're in here or...
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-If I can... if I
can smoke a bowl.
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-Hell no.
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-Oh, shoot, dad, do
me... do me a favor.
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Grab that camera.
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Right there is the house of a
judge who's tried me since I was
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about 13 years old.
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There's my senior
picture over there.
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Where's Lisa?
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Where'd my girlfriend go?
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I also brought...
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Some mushrooms,
ladies and gentlemen.
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Yes, the moldy-ass...
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Yucky-looking mushrooms.
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My god.
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Blegh.
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Maybe I'll just.
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Maybe I won't.
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Maybe you ought to just mind
your own fucking business.
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Maybe that's what
you ought to do.
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See, there's no one here so
you're the only person I have to
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talk to.
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And I'm quite bored and
I would love to talk.
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I'm preparing to
go get this hand
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x-rayed again, for
the second time.
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The first time I hurt it,
I, uh... I hit the wall,
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'cause I gacked out on it.
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The second time I hurt it
was just the other night,
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keeping myself from hitting
a gacked-out guitar player.
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Instead, I hit the wall.
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But the pain's still subsiding.
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I'm gonna go to Saint
Elizabeth hospital,
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where I was born.
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Get it x-rayed.
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Channel 17.
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-Hi, I'm Tabitha
Soren with mtv news.
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We've got a cyber
stuff report for you now.
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The Beatles' 1965 classic a
hard day's night can now be
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playing on a computer near you.
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A hard day's night is
the first feature film to be
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released on a
computer cd-rom disc.
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You know, mtv needs
to leave the Beatles alone.
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Yeah!
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Whoa, wow!
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-Anyway, mother, seeing as
that your son has no money,
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no money...
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Hold on a second.
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This was all I could give you.
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I love you, mom.
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It's Shannon!
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Shannon hoon?
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It's Shannon hoon,
the singer from blind melon!
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The guy from the
guns n' roses video!
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Hey, aren't you that guy
from the guns n' roses video?
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Yeah!
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That's you, man?
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Yeah!
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-Uh, one of our tapes got into a
lawyer's hand and he... he called
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us and wanted to
legally represent us and...
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And we... you know, we
were... we were like,
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"you know, there's not much
to legally represent here."
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Whoa!
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Nice.
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That's it.
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Um...
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What?
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So I guess you would be
considered the loser at this
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point, Shannon?
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-Well, considering
that you fucking...
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Can you hear me?
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Do you... do you
need to get a, uh,
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mix and all that shit?
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J'opening riff of "no rain" j'
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Um...
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Holy shit.
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Holy shit!
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Over the
decision the jury reached hours
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ago.
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There are riots all over la.
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Policemen shown in
this videotape beating a black
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motorist are not
guilty of any crime.
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The verdict was shocking
because of the central piece of
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evidence: An amateur
photographer's videotape of los
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Angeles police beating Rodney
king in march of last year.
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-This is how we're gonna tell
america that our generation is
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conservative, our
generation is republican...
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-I'd like to introduce a new
band that I like a lot and
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they've got a different style
and I think you're gonna like
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them a lot and you're definitely
gonna hear about them a lot.
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They're called blind melon.
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Oh, goodness.
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Probably one of the most
original album covers I've ever
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It's... it's
Glen, our drummer's,
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sister.
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It was a family picture
on the Graham family wall.
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Go ahead.
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Okay, thank you.
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Like that.
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And then, when you
want to stop recording,
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you push fader again, and you'll
see "fader" come up on the
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screen.
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See it?
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-And then you push
fader to fade...
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-I... I came here with grand
delusions of... of backstage
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groupies, and look where I am.
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I'm in the hotel.
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I've been eating
chocolate chip cookies.
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And then I ended up hanging
out with Shannon once again in a
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hotel room.
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It was... it was lame.
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Goodnight, rog.
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Goodnight, man.
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Christmas '92.
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My dad is going...
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He's, uh...
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Gotta go to jail for duls...
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Tomorrow night.
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Are you there, dad?
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And then they take your license?
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-For how long?
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-Well, you don't need a driver's
license to drive a golf cart,
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do ya?
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-Everybody feels like
it's safe to go out now.
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-So you proposed to
mom again last night?
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-Well, both of you are too
goddamn crazy to find anybody
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else to love ya.
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- William Jefferson
Clinton do solemnly swear.
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-That I with faithfully execute
the office of president of the
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United States.
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That I will
faithfully execute the office of
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president of the United States.
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We were up for
fucking too many days.
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You tell me that drugs
aren't good sometimes.
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I'm in Lafayette.
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I've been sent down.
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I started drinking in la.
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Now, I'm at home.
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Getting my head clear.
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Been clear for a minute now.
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-Oh, the sun is out!
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J'here comes
the sun, ba-na-na-naj'
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j'here comes the
sun and I say... j'
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Start playback,
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please.
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J' "no rain" by blind melonj'
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J'j'j'
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J'aii I can say is
that my life is pretty plainj'
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j“! Like watching the
puddles gather rainj'
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j'and all I can do is just
pour some tea for twoj'
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j'and speak my point
of view but it's not sanej'
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j'it's not sanej'
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J'aii I can say is that
my life is pretty plainj'
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j“you don't like my point of
view, you think that I'm insanej'
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j'it's not sanej'
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-Shannon, can we take a
picture with you real quick?
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Yeah.
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-Oh, cool.
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You are so cool.
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Okay.
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Thanks so much.
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Oh, my god, you're so cool.
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I'm so excited.
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Oh, my gosh, I'm so happy.
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I'm just a regular guy.
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-I know, I know...
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You know what, Tim?
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I guess we'll have to
try to write some more songs.
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We don't know if we can do it...
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-Tim, in order to do
those new songs, man,
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we need...
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We need a new... a... a... another
cash advance from capitol.
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-Yeah, like...
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Non-recoupable.
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-Non-recoupable
$90,000 cash advance.
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-See, I have this image... I have
this image that I've... I've got
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everybody perceiving me as,
and it's really expensive,
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and I've run out of money.
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Oh, yeah.
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-You're going to very busy
over the next couple of months.
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-Yeah, we just... we, um... we
just got the Neil young tour.
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-Right.
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-We're going on tour with
Neil young and soundgarden.
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And, um, that's definitely the
rock and roll utopia tourfor
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if we listen...
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-What does that sound like?
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Why, that sounds like Neil young
playing my acoustic guitar.
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The value of that guitar is
increasing exponentially right
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now.
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J'Neil young playing
guitar, singingj'
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J'there is a town
in north ontarioj'
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To get you the
good news before it happens,
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we are at 975 units, therefore,
the way sales have been,
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we should be platinum
by sometime tomorrow.
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-Don't!
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-Don't be a stinker-pot.
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-Don't!
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Put it on your face.
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-Ooh, shh, you can't tell that.
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-I won't tell it.
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Gotta protect the future.
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Goddamn...
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Mr. Jagger and
Mr. Watts would like to meet the
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band if we're not busy.
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And, um...
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You know, they just so happened
to catch us at a time when we...
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When we really
weren't that busy.
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Ahh.
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Ahh.
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Yeah.
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It's fading in.
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Now, do you turn the fader off?
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Now, see
how the stby turns to...
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To record.
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To record, okay.
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Mm-hm.
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Now, the fader
automatically goes off.
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Okay.
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Faden
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why isn't it fading out?
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Because you.
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Oh, I do have to go here?
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- No, you... you keep...
- You're just pushing...
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One, two, three.
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Can you believe I did it?
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But when you watch
this back, I don't know.
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-Gimme the
video... give it to me,
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Shannon.
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If you're gonna
make fun of it...
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Give it to me.
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Put it away.
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Right now.
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Seriously.
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I'm serious.
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Ouch!
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Did you hear my bones breaking?
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-That was me, you dummy.
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You're not filming
anything, Shannon.
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The light's not on.
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-Today was the day...
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Today was the day,
earlier this morning,
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where Shannon finally realized
that he was the driving force
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00:46:15,439 --> 00:46:17,784
behind the band and was gonna
be on the cover of rolling stone
265
00:46:17,808 --> 00:46:20,411
because he deserved it.
266
00:46:20,611 --> 00:46:22,880
Then, after discussing it
with the end of Brad's
267
00:46:23,080 --> 00:46:24,749
bass...
268
00:46:24,949 --> 00:46:27,285
Brad decided that that
was no longer the case.
269
00:46:27,485 --> 00:46:30,788
All for one and one for all.
270
00:46:30,988 --> 00:46:35,459
-Shannon finally
decided that, uh...
271
00:46:35,660 --> 00:46:39,530
The whole is bigger
than the sum of its parts.
272
00:46:39,730 --> 00:46:42,733
-Today was the day that Shannon
hoon finally realized that the
273
00:46:42,933 --> 00:46:45,503
four of us are always
right and he's always wrong.
274
00:46:47,204 --> 00:46:48,306
It's as simple as that.
275
00:46:48,506 --> 00:46:49,883
I gotta hear
what these guys gotta say.
276
00:46:49,907 --> 00:46:51,218
Brad, don't be fucking
throwing your bass at that
277
00:46:51,242 --> 00:46:55,046
camera there, boy!
278
00:46:55,246 --> 00:46:57,248
-No, I just, uh...
279
00:46:57,448 --> 00:47:01,118
What sucks is I hit
my fucking ampeg.
280
00:47:01,319 --> 00:47:02,620
-He did more than hit his ampeg.
281
00:47:02,820 --> 00:47:05,456
I just went out and
looked at his ampeg...
282
00:47:05,656 --> 00:47:08,492
And who caused all this?
283
00:47:08,693 --> 00:47:10,528
-Rolling stone
magazine caused all this.
284
00:47:10,728 --> 00:47:13,998
'Cause they just see the band
as commodities and products...
285
00:47:14,198 --> 00:47:15,266
And marketing.
286
00:47:15,466 --> 00:47:17,577
They don't realize there's real
human beings with real feelings
287
00:47:17,601 --> 00:47:18,803
involved!
288
00:47:23,374 --> 00:47:24,375
-I'm nervous.
289
00:47:24,575 --> 00:47:25,843
Are you, Rogers?
290
00:47:28,879 --> 00:47:32,216
Let's see it.
291
00:47:43,594 --> 00:47:45,296
Oh, no!
292
00:47:45,496 --> 00:47:46,630
-Shannon's got a roll!
293
00:47:48,432 --> 00:47:51,369
I've been doing my drinking.
294
00:47:51,569 --> 00:47:53,637
Kept it at the...
295
00:47:53,838 --> 00:47:56,173
The... the maximum.
296
00:47:56,374 --> 00:47:57,575
J'!
297
00:47:57,775 --> 00:48:00,711
-J'gonna see my
picture on the coverj'
298
00:48:00,911 --> 00:48:01,645
j'j'
299
00:48:01,846 --> 00:48:04,515
-j'gonna buy five
copies for my motherj'
300
00:48:04,715 --> 00:48:05,750
500!
301
00:48:05,950 --> 00:48:07,785
500!
302
00:48:07,985 --> 00:48:12,957
-J'on the cover of
a rolling stonej'
303
00:48:18,396 --> 00:48:21,232
Are you filming him?
304
00:48:21,432 --> 00:48:22,199
Is that thing on?
305
00:48:22,400 --> 00:48:23,100
Mm-hm.
306
00:48:23,300 --> 00:48:24,678
-I thought you said
it was fucked up.
307
00:48:24,702 --> 00:48:26,182
Well, I'm trying to play...
308
00:48:26,237 --> 00:48:27,338
-I feel like I'm at camp.
309
00:48:27,538 --> 00:48:30,074
I just got a weird flashback
of being at camp.
310
00:48:30,274 --> 00:48:32,576
Well, I'm pissed
because I'm playing some tapes
311
00:48:34,712 --> 00:48:36,823
from along, long time ago
while they're in
312
00:48:36,847 --> 00:48:40,017
play mode and I'm watching...
Watching them back through
313
00:48:40,217 --> 00:48:40,651
here...
314
00:48:40,851 --> 00:48:41,852
Yeah.
315
00:48:42,052 --> 00:48:44,422
There's... the screen
just starts breaking up and
316
00:48:44,622 --> 00:48:45,622
starts...
317
00:49:21,358 --> 00:49:23,461
Wait, hold on a second!
318
00:49:23,661 --> 00:49:24,261
|'|| get it!
319
00:49:24,462 --> 00:49:25,462
I'm gonna get it!
320
00:49:27,231 --> 00:49:30,100
- Man, y...
- Out of everything...
321
00:49:30,301 --> 00:49:31,035
-Sign my hand, too!
322
00:49:31,235 --> 00:49:31,969
Sign my hand.
323
00:49:32,169 --> 00:49:33,409
My mom gave me that.
324
00:49:33,471 --> 00:49:35,339
Melon head 'til I'm dead.
325
00:49:35,539 --> 00:49:36,539
Damn.
326
00:49:36,674 --> 00:49:37,741
That's commitment.
327
00:49:37,942 --> 00:49:38,609
Hell yeah.
328
00:49:38,809 --> 00:49:41,479
-I saw you on TV.
329
00:49:41,679 --> 00:49:42,679
Hola!
330
00:49:42,847 --> 00:49:46,383
Somos blind melon y aqui
esta neustro video "no rain."
331
00:49:47,685 --> 00:49:48,419
You know what?
332
00:49:48,619 --> 00:49:49,353
People like you need
to get out of here.
333
00:49:49,553 --> 00:49:50,888
You're a fucking smart-ass.
334
00:49:51,088 --> 00:49:51,889
-I'm fucking
security coordinator.
335
00:49:52,089 --> 00:49:54,124
I don't give a fuck who you are,
336
00:49:54,325 --> 00:49:55,602
you need to
fucking get out of here,
337
00:49:55,626 --> 00:49:56,627
you stupid fuck!
338
00:49:56,827 --> 00:49:57,904
You all need
to stay out of this.
339
00:49:57,928 --> 00:49:59,105
You ain't
gonna do nothing to me,
340
00:49:59,129 --> 00:49:59,897
man!
341
00:50:00,097 --> 00:50:01,308
Not... you're not
gonna do one thing to me!
342
00:50:01,332 --> 00:50:03,367
Not one thing!
343
00:50:03,567 --> 00:50:04,368
Not one thing!
344
00:50:04,568 --> 00:50:06,637
Not one thing, you fucking...
345
00:50:50,648 --> 00:50:52,216
-Ladies and gentlemen...
346
00:50:52,416 --> 00:50:53,484
Blind melon!
347
00:53:07,151 --> 00:53:09,551
The year in legal
violations began in January,
348
00:53:09,620 --> 00:53:13,090
with the arrest of Ted nugent,
who violated Cincinnati's fire
349
00:53:13,290 --> 00:53:16,226
code by shooting a
lit arrow onstage.
350
00:53:16,427 --> 00:53:19,363
David Lee roth was arrested
for possession of marijuana.
351
00:53:19,563 --> 00:53:21,965
Shannon hoon was caught with
his pants down and charged with
352
00:53:22,166 --> 00:53:25,269
indecent exposure for urinating
onstage during a Vancouver
353
00:53:25,469 --> 00:53:26,470
concert.
354
00:53:26,670 --> 00:53:29,473
-There are more important things
for people to get mad about.
355
00:53:47,458 --> 00:53:49,860
Doing the ep thing...
356
00:53:50,060 --> 00:53:54,398
In hotels...
357
00:53:54,598 --> 00:53:57,267
And, uh...
358
00:53:57,468 --> 00:53:59,169
That's what we're doing.
359
00:54:01,839 --> 00:54:03,440
That's what we're doing.
360
00:54:04,808 --> 00:54:07,377
Tuesday, 9:43 pm.
361
00:54:22,159 --> 00:54:23,927
End of message.
362
00:54:53,557 --> 00:54:54,934
Message discarded.
363
00:55:05,636 --> 00:55:07,938
-Been a very lazy boy.
364
00:55:08,138 --> 00:55:10,841
I didn't tape anything in la.
365
00:55:11,041 --> 00:55:13,977
Nothing around the
Christmas show...
366
00:55:14,178 --> 00:55:15,813
With um...
367
00:55:16,013 --> 00:55:18,182
Porno for pyros,
smashing pumpkins,
368
00:55:18,382 --> 00:55:23,353
us, Cranberries, kracker...
369
00:55:23,821 --> 00:55:26,232
Henry rollins read 'the night
before Christmas, ' which was the
370
00:55:26,256 --> 00:55:30,828
highlight of the whole evening.
371
00:55:31,028 --> 00:55:33,697
That's all.
372
00:55:33,897 --> 00:55:36,400
I can only tell you about it
because I didn't videotape any
373
00:55:38,068 --> 00:55:39,303
sorry.
374
00:56:09,633 --> 00:56:11,735
-J'...made out of snowj'
375
00:56:11,935 --> 00:56:15,239
j'frosty the snowmanj'
376
00:56:15,439 --> 00:56:20,410
j'was a very j'
377
00:56:21,144 --> 00:56:22,613
Hi, look at you.
378
00:56:22,813 --> 00:56:24,882
You look darling!
379
00:56:27,751 --> 00:56:30,387
You're taking
a picture for me too?
380
00:56:42,099 --> 00:56:43,166
All right.
381
00:57:44,695 --> 00:57:47,064
It's new year's Eve.
382
00:57:47,264 --> 00:57:49,366
Happy new year's, everybody.
383
00:57:55,105 --> 00:57:58,342
Woo-wee!
384
00:57:58,542 --> 00:58:00,610
Woo-wee!
385
00:58:26,470 --> 00:58:27,613
I think that bands, uh,
386
00:58:27,637 --> 00:58:30,574
like nirvana and
Pearl jam have really...
387
00:58:30,774 --> 00:58:34,011
Helped a lot of people deal
with whatever it is that a young
388
00:58:34,211 --> 00:58:38,148
person deals with today.
389
00:58:38,348 --> 00:58:40,117
Music is a very
therapeutic thing.
390
00:58:40,317 --> 00:58:41,718
That's what I'm attracted to.
391
00:58:41,918 --> 00:58:44,521
People get therapeutic
value from listening to it.
392
00:58:44,721 --> 00:58:46,156
Some people get it
from playing it.
393
00:58:46,356 --> 00:58:49,126
It's a fix, and it helps get
a lot of things out of you.
394
00:58:49,326 --> 00:58:51,695
It helps you bleed.
395
00:59:53,857 --> 00:59:54,357
-Here, Shannon.
396
00:59:54,558 --> 00:59:56,960
Make a wish.
397
01:00:01,064 --> 01:00:04,534
I have one more
wish I gotta make.
398
01:00:51,181 --> 01:00:54,918
-We got done playing over
at saintandrew's hall,
399
01:00:55,118 --> 01:00:56,586
which is right there.
400
01:00:56,786 --> 01:01:00,724
And we seen all these
people down here on the corner.
401
01:01:00,924 --> 01:01:04,427
We realized there was a girl
that was 20 floors up on the
402
01:01:04,628 --> 01:01:06,663
hotel edge up here.
403
01:01:06,863 --> 01:01:07,664
Police were called.
404
01:01:07,864 --> 01:01:11,468
They blocked this
whole street off and um...
405
01:01:11,668 --> 01:01:12,903
She jumped.
406
01:01:13,103 --> 01:01:15,105
Hit the street.
407
01:01:35,058 --> 01:01:36,860
Why?
408
01:01:39,563 --> 01:01:41,331
-I don't know why.
409
01:03:18,461 --> 01:03:22,365
-Why do people imitate
what they see on television?
410
01:03:22,565 --> 01:03:25,635
And why does the Jackson
family get to hand out awards?
411
01:03:25,835 --> 01:03:27,146
And why do billions
of people go to see
412
01:03:27,170 --> 01:03:28,605
ace ventura: Pet detective?
413
01:03:28,805 --> 01:03:29,806
Why?
414
01:03:30,006 --> 01:03:32,142
Our first guest, we're
just going to get right to 'em
415
01:03:32,342 --> 01:03:33,643
because they're such a hot band.
416
01:03:33,843 --> 01:03:34,843
This is blind melon!
417
01:03:39,716 --> 01:03:42,185
This bizarre,
real-life movie continues.
418
01:03:42,385 --> 01:03:43,887
-It's not going to hold me.
419
01:03:44,087 --> 01:03:45,498
On the scoreboard
they're running a clock.
420
01:03:45,522 --> 01:03:47,424
It's up to one
minute and seven seconds.
421
01:03:47,624 --> 01:03:50,894
Turn it into
positive energy, Tanya.
422
01:03:54,531 --> 01:03:57,267
-More on the life and
work of John candy.
423
01:03:57,467 --> 01:03:59,936
Several short
stories and 1,000 poems.
424
01:04:00,136 --> 01:04:01,971
Charles bukowski dead at 73.
425
01:04:02,172 --> 01:04:03,616
Not a pretty day on wall street.
426
01:04:03,640 --> 01:04:06,209
Stock prices have fallen sharply
right on the heels of the bond
427
01:04:06,409 --> 01:04:07,409
market.
428
01:04:08,978 --> 01:04:13,950
J' "no rain" plays on tvj'
429
01:05:00,563 --> 01:05:01,297
-It's all done.
430
01:05:01,498 --> 01:05:02,565
It's all done.
431
01:05:02,766 --> 01:05:05,402
The whole tour is done.
432
01:05:08,538 --> 01:05:11,574
Come on Mr. Sun, get up.
433
01:05:11,775 --> 01:05:14,244
Come on, Mr. Sun, pop up.
434
01:05:14,444 --> 01:05:15,445
Oh, oh.
435
01:05:15,645 --> 01:05:16,679
You're right there.
436
01:05:16,880 --> 01:05:20,250
You're right there on the edge
of the goddamn fucking horizon.
437
01:05:20,450 --> 01:05:22,218
Get up.
438
01:05:22,419 --> 01:05:23,419
Give me another day.
439
01:05:23,486 --> 01:05:24,154
Give me another day.
440
01:05:24,354 --> 01:05:25,354
Give me another day.
441
01:05:25,455 --> 01:05:28,291
Give me another day.
442
01:06:24,547 --> 01:06:27,650
-That almost made it up here!
443
01:07:22,605 --> 01:07:26,142
-Kurt cobain died today.
444
01:07:28,745 --> 01:07:31,648
Killed himself.
445
01:07:31,848 --> 01:07:34,984
I think a lot of people...
446
01:07:35,184 --> 01:07:39,522
Including his little
baby girl, probably...
447
01:07:39,722 --> 01:07:42,492
Are hurting.
448
01:07:42,692 --> 01:07:45,495
Don't you think?
449
01:07:45,695 --> 01:07:47,273
Kurt cobain's body was found.
450
01:07:47,297 --> 01:07:47,931
He is dead.
451
01:07:48,131 --> 01:07:52,168
A single shotgun
blast to the head.
452
01:07:52,368 --> 01:07:52,902
Not the answer.
453
01:07:53,102 --> 01:07:53,703
Definitely not the answer.
454
01:07:53,903 --> 01:07:55,605
Your questions, 7-4-1-0-9-9-7.
455
01:07:55,805 --> 01:07:58,942
Your comments, hello.
456
01:08:02,645 --> 01:08:05,481
-Nirvana leader Kurt cobain, an
extraordinarily gifted singer,
457
01:08:05,682 --> 01:08:08,151
songwriter and guitarist,
was found dead in Seattle.
458
01:08:08,351 --> 01:08:11,521
-It's obviously very difficult
for most people to understand
459
01:08:11,721 --> 01:08:15,391
why someone who had had all his
dreams come true could still be
460
01:08:15,592 --> 01:08:17,393
in such incredible pain.
461
01:08:50,226 --> 01:08:52,962
So I sit and I think about...
462
01:10:14,477 --> 01:10:16,079
-What are you videotaping?
463
01:10:16,279 --> 01:10:17,356
I have the freedom to do that.
464
01:10:17,380 --> 01:10:18,424
-I know, I'm just
asking you a question.
465
01:10:18,448 --> 01:10:19,825
I'm not stopping
you from videotaping.
466
01:10:19,849 --> 01:10:20,183
I'm just asking...
467
01:10:20,383 --> 01:10:21,383
I know.
468
01:10:21,484 --> 01:10:23,128
You can't stop me from
videotaping because I am an
469
01:10:23,152 --> 01:10:24,654
American citizen and
I have my rights.
470
01:10:24,854 --> 01:10:25,388
-Congratulations.
471
01:10:25,588 --> 01:10:27,356
Why are you videotaping?
472
01:11:53,743 --> 01:11:55,020
Hey Shannon,
this is, uh, mccready here.
473
01:11:55,044 --> 01:11:56,364
I'm just calling
to see what's up.
474
01:12:37,720 --> 01:12:38,721
-Give it a lot of light?
475
01:12:38,921 --> 01:12:41,224
Okay.
476
01:12:41,424 --> 01:12:42,725
Okay.
477
01:12:42,925 --> 01:12:45,595
Ugh, gosh.
478
01:12:45,795 --> 01:12:46,796
Okay.
479
01:12:46,996 --> 01:12:50,666
So will little
green ever grow back?
480
01:12:50,867 --> 01:12:53,202
I mean, I don't even care
about distortion of the shape.
481
01:12:53,402 --> 01:12:54,837
I just want it to live.
482
01:12:55,037 --> 01:12:56,639
So, okay, thank you very much.
483
01:12:56,839 --> 01:12:58,407
Bye-bye.
484
01:13:03,412 --> 01:13:04,981
First, he said it
sounded really bad.
485
01:13:05,181 --> 01:13:08,784
And then, he changed his tune
'cause he said that if I can
486
01:13:08,985 --> 01:13:11,687
be... you know what I
mean, if he bends...
487
01:13:11,888 --> 01:13:13,623
And he just doesn't break...
488
01:13:13,823 --> 01:13:15,367
Like, if the limbs
don't just break off,
489
01:13:15,391 --> 01:13:17,526
he said, then there's
probably still life.
490
01:13:17,727 --> 01:13:19,395
Right.
491
01:13:19,595 --> 01:13:21,030
Wow, I wonder
what happened then.
492
01:13:21,230 --> 01:13:24,133
I mean...
493
01:13:24,333 --> 01:13:25,978
My sister's talking to her about
494
01:13:26,002 --> 01:13:28,571
the plant.
495
01:13:28,771 --> 01:13:31,707
And she's lying saying she
watered it when it's quite
496
01:13:31,908 --> 01:13:35,311
obvious that she didn't.
497
01:13:38,047 --> 01:13:40,016
The ordeal
has zapped her energy,
498
01:13:40,216 --> 01:13:43,252
and the pain from the bite
in her back leg is obvious.
499
01:13:43,452 --> 01:13:46,689
She keeps it from
touching the other one.
500
01:13:46,889 --> 01:13:49,859
She is totally vulnerable.
501
01:13:52,328 --> 01:13:57,166
Well, why
don't you fucking help her?
502
01:13:57,366 --> 01:13:59,566
-In concert news, blind melon
is bailed out of the final
503
01:13:59,602 --> 01:14:01,562
two-and-a-half weeks of
its current European tour,
504
01:14:01,737 --> 01:14:03,639
apparently because
singer Shannon hoon,
505
01:14:03,839 --> 01:14:05,559
feeling somewhat
depleted after a month-long
506
01:14:05,641 --> 01:14:07,777
rehab stint for
alcohol and drug abuse,
507
01:14:07,977 --> 01:14:10,212
feels the band isn't
quite up to par right now.
508
01:14:10,413 --> 01:14:12,391
"I don't feel its right for our
fans to pay for something they
509
01:14:12,415 --> 01:14:14,650
might not want to see
and hear," he says.
510
01:14:14,850 --> 01:14:16,995
Blind melon is still scheduled
to do some opening act dates
511
01:14:17,019 --> 01:14:19,021
with the rolling
stones later this summer.
512
01:14:19,221 --> 01:14:21,624
-Yeah, we cancelled
our European tour.
513
01:14:25,194 --> 01:14:27,296
I'm just tired of playing.
514
01:14:28,764 --> 01:14:30,084
Yeah, we're
getting along alright,
515
01:14:30,132 --> 01:14:31,667
but...
516
01:14:51,487 --> 01:14:53,622
-Will I see a beluga at all?
517
01:14:53,823 --> 01:14:54,190
-Huh?
518
01:14:54,390 --> 01:14:56,425
-Will I see a beluga?
519
01:14:56,625 --> 01:14:57,625
-A beluga?
520
01:14:57,727 --> 01:15:00,463
I don't know, they said
there are belugas in here.
521
01:15:00,663 --> 01:15:02,832
Right here.
522
01:16:51,507 --> 01:16:53,442
Wow.
523
01:16:56,445 --> 01:16:58,981
There's 230 to
250,000 people here now.
524
01:16:59,181 --> 01:17:01,750
If there's not at least
500,000 people here by sundown,
525
01:17:01,951 --> 01:17:04,954
we're going to be surprised.
526
01:17:07,990 --> 01:17:12,962
J'Joe cocker playing "with a
little help from my friends"j'
527
01:17:42,291 --> 01:17:44,994
-This is a song called "soup."
528
01:20:58,520 --> 01:21:00,689
Hello?
529
01:21:24,513 --> 01:21:26,448
New Orleans.
530
01:23:04,546 --> 01:23:07,182
-I can't believe
you're pregnant either.
531
01:23:18,494 --> 01:23:19,561
-Huh?
532
01:23:19,761 --> 01:23:21,597
Alright.
533
01:23:21,797 --> 01:23:22,998
No, no, no.
534
01:23:23,198 --> 01:23:24,933
Nothing.
535
01:23:27,302 --> 01:23:29,605
Well, it's not too hard
to figure out that Lisa is
536
01:23:29,805 --> 01:23:31,440
pregnant.
537
01:24:26,061 --> 01:24:28,797
Merry Christmas.
538
01:24:35,370 --> 01:24:37,906
You know, I do my best to
not make a mess of things.
539
01:24:38,106 --> 01:24:41,109
Although people
would never know that.
540
01:26:02,924 --> 01:26:05,236
Which has been
hit hard by Russian shelling.
541
01:26:05,260 --> 01:26:07,396
The czechians are
still defying the odds,
542
01:26:07,596 --> 01:26:09,998
battling the latest
Russian onslaught.
543
01:26:15,070 --> 01:26:19,741
-One, two, three, four, five,
544
01:26:19,941 --> 01:26:24,012
six, seven, eight, nine.
545
01:26:24,212 --> 01:26:24,946
Exhale.
546
01:26:25,147 --> 01:26:25,614
Inhale.
547
01:26:25,814 --> 01:26:26,348
Push again.
548
01:26:26,548 --> 01:26:28,083
-Easy, easy easy easy.
549
01:26:28,283 --> 01:26:30,786
-Oh my god.
550
01:26:36,091 --> 01:26:37,826
Push a little harder.
551
01:26:38,026 --> 01:26:38,493
A little bit more.
552
01:26:38,694 --> 01:26:39,694
-Oh my god.
553
01:26:39,828 --> 01:26:42,397
-There she is.
554
01:26:42,597 --> 01:26:44,232
-Oh my god.
555
01:26:44,433 --> 01:26:45,167
-Oh my gosh.
556
01:26:45,367 --> 01:26:47,469
-It is a she.
557
01:26:47,669 --> 01:26:50,205
-Oh my gosh.
558
01:26:50,405 --> 01:26:51,073
Here, who could this be?
559
01:26:51,273 --> 01:26:52,340
Our first phone call.
560
01:26:52,541 --> 01:26:53,608
Hello?
561
01:26:53,809 --> 01:26:55,077
Who is this?
562
01:27:04,219 --> 01:27:06,922
Hi.
563
01:27:07,122 --> 01:27:10,892
You've had a pretty
busy day, haven't ya?
564
01:27:12,928 --> 01:27:16,965
Hi, baby.
565
01:27:17,165 --> 01:27:19,367
She's precious.
566
01:27:30,178 --> 01:27:31,178
The last name's hoon.
567
01:27:33,882 --> 01:27:35,117
Okay.
568
01:27:35,317 --> 01:27:37,519
Are we recording?
569
01:27:37,719 --> 01:27:40,155
-Peek out at your mama.
570
01:27:40,355 --> 01:27:43,592
Wait, get you
hand out of the way.
571
01:27:44,593 --> 01:27:45,673
You're a daddy now.
572
01:27:45,861 --> 01:27:47,295
-Say, hi.
573
01:27:53,268 --> 01:27:57,706
This is the face
of a very tired...
574
01:27:57,906 --> 01:28:00,942
Breast-fed baby.
575
01:28:01,143 --> 01:28:03,254
As you can she, she can
barely hang on to her state of
576
01:28:03,278 --> 01:28:05,180
consciousness.
577
01:28:05,380 --> 01:28:08,583
Sorts of gurgling
sounds, possible overflow.
578
01:28:17,859 --> 01:28:19,361
Mm-hm.
579
01:28:21,897 --> 01:28:23,398
Oh, I see.
580
01:28:44,619 --> 01:28:47,055
-We're getting ready to
release our second album,
581
01:28:47,255 --> 01:28:51,359
which we have entitled soup
for lack of any better ideas.
582
01:30:16,912 --> 01:30:19,281
How many more days left?
583
01:30:34,863 --> 01:30:35,563
-Your red light's flashing.
584
01:30:35,764 --> 01:30:36,564
Why is it flashing?
585
01:30:36,765 --> 01:30:38,525
Is that powering down,
something going out...
586
01:30:53,114 --> 01:30:56,818
It's hard to put
up with these guys.
587
01:30:57,018 --> 01:30:59,587
You know what?
588
01:30:59,788 --> 01:31:02,524
Sometimes...
589
01:31:02,724 --> 01:31:06,995
I wish all these
guys would just get out of me.
590
01:31:23,611 --> 01:31:27,582
J'happy birthday to youj'
591
01:31:27,782 --> 01:31:31,619
j'happy birthday to youj'
592
01:31:31,820 --> 01:31:36,224
j'happy birthday dear daddyj'
593
01:31:36,424 --> 01:31:40,295
j'happy birthday to youj'
594
01:31:40,495 --> 01:31:42,964
j'and many morej'
595
01:34:32,500 --> 01:34:35,703
Lisa!
596
01:34:35,904 --> 01:34:38,907
Hurry!
597
01:34:39,107 --> 01:34:42,610
-J'leavin' me behindj'
598
01:34:42,810 --> 01:34:47,248
j'oh, just bring it to me... j'
38054
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