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♪ There's a hundred
And four days of summer vacation ♪
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♪ And school comes along just to end it ♪
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♪ So the annual problem
For our generation ♪
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♪ Is finding a good way to spend it ♪
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♪ Like maybe ♪
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♪ Building a rocket or fighting a mummy ♪
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♪ Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower ♪
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♪ Discovering something
That doesn't exist ♪
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Hey!
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♪ Or giving a monkey a shower ♪
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♪ Surfing tidal waves ♪
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♪ Creating nano-bots
Or locating Frankenstein's brain ♪
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It's over here!
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♪ Finding a Dodo bird ♪
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♪ Painting a continent ♪
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♪ Or driving our sister insane ♪
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Phineas!
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♪ As you can see
There's a whole lot of stuff to do ♪
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♪ Before school starts this fall ♪
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Come on, Perry!
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♪ So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb
Are gonna do it all! ♪
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♪ So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb
Are gonna do it all! ♪
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Mom, Phineas and Ferb
are making a title sequence!
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["Rule, Britannia!" playing]
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[Dad yawns] Merry old England.
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How I love our yearly holiday
to my parents' home.
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[rings] Big Ben,
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Buckingham Palace.
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Ah, the White Cliffs of Dover.
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Stonehenge.
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Either I've grown a lot
in the last year,
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or England's gotten smaller.
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[Dad] Here we are, the old homestead.
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[Candace] Look. There's Grandma
and Grandpa Fletcher.
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-Grandpa! Grandma!
-Ah! Phineas, Ferb, my boys.
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Oh, Ferb.
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You're looking more like your grandfather.
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Just look at that resemblance.
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What do you think, dear?
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He's a right handsome lad, he is.
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You can keep these.
I've got loads of them.
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Hi, Grandpa. Hi, Grandma.
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Candace? Can that be you?
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You look like a right beauteous princess.
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-[car honking]
-Thanks.
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Ta-ta. We're off
to the antique convention.
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See you tonight.
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Hey, Gramps? What's that cool castle
next door?
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[Grandpa] Oh, aye. That's our neighbors,
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Lord and Lady Pipping.
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It used to belong to the Black Knight.
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The Black Knight?
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Such a wonderful tale of valor.
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[medieval music playing]
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♪ The Black Knight
Of Worcester-shire ♪
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♪ Some say it's Worcester-sheer ♪
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♪ Went out to fight the dragon ♪
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♪ No one else would volunteer ♪
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♪ The Hounds of Heck chased after him ♪
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♪ Through all the moors and lands ♪
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♪ Because his suit of armor ♪
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♪ Was recycled dog food cans ♪
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♪ The Black Knight of Worcester-sheer ♪
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♪ Some say it's Worcester-shire ♪
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♪ He rode off with his Hounds of Heck ♪
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♪ To face the dragon's fire ♪
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Here, immortalized in bronze,
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is the Black Knight himself
and his Hounds of Heck
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on their final charge
to vanquish the dragon.
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And here is the disastrous results.
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Legend says that the Black Knight's ghost
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still haunts these foggy moors,
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riding in search of the dragon,
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followed by his pack of fierce hounds.
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Hey! I know what we should do today.
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Grandpa Fletcher!
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Let's have a medieval tournament,
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just like the knights did
in the days of yore.
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We can have jousting and catapults
and not bathe!
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Way ahead of you on the not-bathing.
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Man, Stacy, everything here is so old,
wet, and small, and--and--
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[Charles] En garde, Stubbings!
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Ha, ha! Come on, man!
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Parry and riposte.
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[laughs]
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I've run you through, Stubbings.
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-[laughs]
-Yes. Delightful, Master Charles.
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Clearly, you have mastered
the rules of tennis.
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Uh, Stacy, I'll call you back.
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I believe it's my serve.
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Oh, dear. I have punned.
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[laughs]
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[Phineas] Back it up. Back it up.
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Good, right there.
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Lumber over here, suckling pigs
over there.
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Hold it! That pig's barely suckling.
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What do I look like, a fool?
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That's what I'm talking about. Carry on.
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So, you read to chop some lumber, Ferb?
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Hey. Where's Perry?
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[spy music playing]
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[man scatting]
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[Monogram] Ah, Agent P.
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Sorry about the tight squeeze,
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but they're on the metric system.
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Doofenshmirtz is attending
an evil scientists' convention in London.
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We're sending you in undercover,
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disguised as evil scientist
Dr. Lloyd Wexler.
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Who, incidentally, is the man sitting
next to you.
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Good luck, Agent P.
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-Phineas?
-Oh, hi, Candace.
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What do you think you're doing?
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I think I'm building a horse.
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[neighs]
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There's a cute boy next door,
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and I don't want you guys scaring him off
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by acting like complete freaks.
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Beg pardon?
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Hello. [giggles]
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I'm Charles Pipping IV.
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I'm Candace Flynn the first.
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So, what's all this?
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This? Uh, this is just a--
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We're putting on a medieval tournament.
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Medieval tournament? [chuckles]
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That has to be, without a doubt,
the most--
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Brilliant idea I've heard in years.
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Exactly! [giggles]
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Because who doesn't love whatever happens
at one of those...
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those... things?
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Want to join us?
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Absolutely.
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We could use my family's castle
as a backdrop.
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And you can be the fair princess
in the tower,
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waiting to be rescued
by a handsome knight.
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OK.
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Welcome to Evil-con, Dr. Lloyd Wexler.
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Hey, wait a second.
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You didn't get your evil button.
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Enjoy the convention, Dr. Wexler.
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[Candace] As the fair princess
in the tower,
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I declare Sir Charles the winner
of the tournament.
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Wait a second.
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Could this be one of those things
that backfires horribly on me?
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Nah.
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Looks like that armor is big enough
for the two of you.
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That's a great idea.
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Ferb, I'll take the top half
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because I tend to do more of the talking,
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and you take the bottom half
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because of your incredibly long,
willowy legs.
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[Candace] Yoo-hoo! Sir Charles!
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They can't even hear me up here.
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Yo, Chuck! [growls]
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What is going on down there?
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[grunts] Oh, come on!
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Hey! Guys!
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I am locked in the tower!
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[Phineas] That's the spirit, Candace!
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You sound like a real damsel in distress!
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[growls] I have got to get out of here.
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Let go! Come on. Let go!
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Fine. Have it your way.
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Ah!
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[screaming]
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Ow!
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[grunting]
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Well, then, since you chaps are
just about put together,
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I think it's time I popped next door
to fetch my own armor.
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There's something almost disturbing
about this.
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-Hey, look. He's back.
-[grunts]
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OK, Charles. We'll help you
get on your horse
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and do a practice run.
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[grunting]
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You didn't think I'd recognize you,
did you?
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But I do!
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You're Dr. Lloyd Wexler,
my greatest hero in all of evil science.
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Oh, I can't believe I'm actually talking
to you!
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You know, I wrote my thesis
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on one of your early ransom notes.
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Gee, you wouldn't mind
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if I just hung around with you today,
would you?
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[trumpets play fanfare]
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Lords and ladies of the court,
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I declare that this contest is to begin.
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[cheering]
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Are you boys ready over there?
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Ready, Ferb?
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We're ready, Grandpa!
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How about you, Charles?
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-[grunts]
-That's the spirit.
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[horse neighs]
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[horse neighs]
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Look! Our catapult works!
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[muffled screaming]
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[clanking]
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-[nickers]
-[cheering]
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Way to hang in there, Charles.
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[crashes]
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[grunts]
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[neighs]
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[cheering]
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Guess we won, Ferb. Yeah!
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What ho, chaps? Still up
for a bit of a joust?
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Your lance, Sir.
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Charles? Who's that?
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Perhaps it was the ghost
of the Black Knight.
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But I wonder where his Hounds of Heck are.
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[horse neighs]
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[crash]
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[neighs]
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[barking]
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[man] It's the ghost of the Black Knight
and his Hounds of Heck!
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It makes me so happy to be surrounded
by so much evil!
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Oh, look.
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It's your autobiography.
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It's always been a dream of mine
to have you read it to me.
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Oh, wait! Wait, wait, wait.
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OK. Now I'm ready.
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[giggles]
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Come on! Don't be shy.
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Paragraph 4,
"upon an evil winter's heart." go head.
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Upon an evil winter's heart,
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the heavy hand of regret
infrequently alights the malevolent part.
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Is one drawn
without the cumbersome shackles
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of sentimental introspec-spec-spec-spec
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spec-spec-spec-spec-
spec-spec-spec-spec--
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Hmm. That's funny.
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I don't remember you saying
"spec" so many times.
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Dr. Wexler! You're a platypus.
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[gasps] Perry the Platypus!
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I want to say that I knew it was you
all along,
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but I can't, because I didn't.
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So now, I guess I'm supposed to surrender,
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which I might do
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if we weren't standing in the middle
of an evil weapons expo.
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[laughs]
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Aha! Perry the Platypus,
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your giant robot dragon
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is no match for my giant robot...
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Queen Elizabeth I.
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Hmm. Would you mind
switching robots with me?
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Would you mind too terribly? Please?
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Thanks!
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Thank you very much.
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I just prefer this one. Thanks.
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Now, Perry the Platypus,
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your silly, girly Queen Elizabeth I robot
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is no match for my giant, fire-breathing--
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Ouch! Ow! Oh, my face!
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I didn't know she had laser eyes.
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-I want to trade back.
-Oof!
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[grunts]
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Well, yours may have laser eyes,
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but mine breathes fi--
Ah!
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[screaming continues]
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That was a stupid design.
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[Inauguration trumpets]
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Commence with round 2!
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00:10:24,583 --> 00:10:27,836
Uh-oh. Ferb, I think we put it
on sideways this time.
261
00:10:30,005 --> 00:10:31,089
[crash]
262
00:10:33,008 --> 00:10:34,635
It's a draw!
263
00:10:35,886 --> 00:10:37,012
[cheering]
264
00:10:38,680 --> 00:10:39,556
This just in.
265
00:10:39,640 --> 00:10:42,100
A giant mechanical Queen Elizabeth I
and a dragon
266
00:10:42,184 --> 00:10:43,268
are rampaging through the country
267
00:10:43,936 --> 00:10:45,938
engaged in an apparent duel to the death.
268
00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:50,734
And in other news, a new version
of "Jane Eyre" is in the offing.
269
00:10:50,817 --> 00:10:54,655
[indistinct screaming]
270
00:10:55,239 --> 00:10:56,740
Good heavens! Look at that!
271
00:10:57,241 --> 00:10:59,535
They're making a new version
of "Jane Eyre"!
272
00:11:04,081 --> 00:11:04,957
[laughs]
273
00:11:05,040 --> 00:11:09,002
Obviously, your Queen Elizabeth I
is no match for my dragon!
274
00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:13,715
That Queen Elizabeth is a tough old bird.
275
00:11:13,882 --> 00:11:14,758
[button beeps]
276
00:11:20,055 --> 00:11:22,307
[computer] Thank you for pressing
the self-destruct button.
277
00:11:22,558 --> 00:11:23,767
Oh, that's just great!
278
00:11:23,851 --> 00:11:26,061
[computer] Thank you for pressing
the ejection button.
279
00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:28,564
Remember to take a parachute with you.
280
00:11:28,939 --> 00:11:30,065
Now, you tell me!
281
00:11:32,150 --> 00:11:33,819
[cheering]
282
00:11:33,902 --> 00:11:36,905
Look, everyone, it's the ghost
of the Black Knight!
283
00:11:37,155 --> 00:11:38,991
I guess he's still
in search of the dragon.
284
00:11:40,117 --> 00:11:41,201
[computer] To order a parachute,
285
00:11:41,702 --> 00:11:42,619
please call our help desk.
286
00:11:42,703 --> 00:11:43,787
[crash]
287
00:11:43,871 --> 00:11:45,914
Self-destruct in 3, 2, 1.
288
00:11:46,582 --> 00:11:48,917
[explosion]
289
00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:51,253
[Candace screams]
290
00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:54,089
Hi, Charles.
291
00:11:54,173 --> 00:11:55,674
Jolly good, old bean.
292
00:11:55,924 --> 00:11:57,176
Ah. There you are, Perry.
293
00:11:58,135 --> 00:12:01,263
Hello. We had the most amazing time.
294
00:12:01,555 --> 00:12:03,515
Look! I found this 19th century barometer.
295
00:12:03,724 --> 00:12:05,309
Anything interesting happen 'round here?
296
00:12:07,936 --> 00:12:10,147
I hear there's a new version
of "Jane Eyre" in the offing.
297
00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:17,654
[Phineas] And the candidates for what
awesome thing we will do today are...
298
00:12:17,738 --> 00:12:20,741
our blueprint for completely food-based
water park,
299
00:12:20,908 --> 00:12:23,160
your schematic for the tunnel
to the center of the earth,
300
00:12:23,535 --> 00:12:25,704
this model for the chamber
of invisibility,
301
00:12:25,913 --> 00:12:28,624
your other schematic for a microscopic zoo
302
00:12:28,707 --> 00:12:29,875
that rests on the head of a pin.
303
00:12:30,542 --> 00:12:33,754
Gee. We sure have a lot of blueprints,
models, and schematics.
304
00:12:36,590 --> 00:12:38,759
Hey, Ferb, summer doesn't last forever,
305
00:12:38,842 --> 00:12:41,220
and we've got too many plans
for just the two of us.
306
00:12:42,804 --> 00:12:45,182
We either need more days of summer,
or more of us.
307
00:12:45,599 --> 00:12:46,308
What's this?
308
00:12:46,642 --> 00:12:48,101
The blueprints for that robot we invented.
309
00:12:48,227 --> 00:12:49,561
Ferb! You're a genius!
310
00:12:49,770 --> 00:12:51,688
We can make android versions of ourselves.
311
00:12:51,772 --> 00:12:53,649
We can make Phinedroids and Ferbots.
312
00:12:53,941 --> 00:12:55,192
Hey, where's Perry?
313
00:12:59,530 --> 00:13:01,073
-[elevator music plays]
-[dings]
314
00:13:01,573 --> 00:13:03,242
[Santa] Ho ho hold that elevator!
315
00:13:03,534 --> 00:13:04,952
[doors shut]
316
00:13:05,035 --> 00:13:06,870
[bell dings]
317
00:13:11,875 --> 00:13:14,711
[Monogram] Agent P.? Dr. Doofenshmirtz
is up to his old tricks.
318
00:13:15,170 --> 00:13:17,631
He's made 57 phone calls in the last hour.
319
00:13:17,714 --> 00:13:19,633
We don't know to whom or why.
320
00:13:20,676 --> 00:13:21,969
No, not to Santa.
321
00:13:22,261 --> 00:13:24,096
Agent P., your mission is to find out what
322
00:13:24,179 --> 00:13:26,598
Dr. Doofenshmirtz is up to and stop him.
323
00:13:27,182 --> 00:13:30,185
See, Carl, that's why I don't like
using the chimulator.
324
00:13:30,769 --> 00:13:33,939
Besides, that guy totally owes me a pony
from when I was five.
325
00:13:34,857 --> 00:13:36,900
OK, Ferb. The robot building device
326
00:13:36,984 --> 00:13:38,735
is almost ready to be activated.
327
00:13:38,902 --> 00:13:40,028
Just a couple more commands.
328
00:13:41,613 --> 00:13:42,948
OK. Pictures, please.
329
00:13:45,534 --> 00:13:46,243
[computer] Phineas.
330
00:13:46,952 --> 00:13:47,870
[computer beeps]
331
00:13:47,953 --> 00:13:48,829
[computer] Ferb.
332
00:13:49,037 --> 00:13:50,497
Phineas and Ferb.
333
00:13:50,581 --> 00:13:51,290
Here we go.
334
00:13:51,540 --> 00:13:53,709
[computer] Robot building
sequence activated.
335
00:13:54,084 --> 00:13:55,043
[beeping]
336
00:13:55,127 --> 00:13:56,003
[dings]
337
00:13:56,128 --> 00:13:57,546
Wow, it worked!
338
00:13:57,838 --> 00:14:00,215
I'm so glad we tried out our new
android-building device
339
00:14:00,299 --> 00:14:02,718
instead of using that old dinosaur.
340
00:14:03,218 --> 00:14:05,971
-[beeps]
-[whirring]
341
00:14:10,058 --> 00:14:11,935
Phinedroids and Ferbots,
342
00:14:12,269 --> 00:14:14,771
we thank you for being here with us today.
343
00:14:14,897 --> 00:14:15,939
Please--
344
00:14:16,607 --> 00:14:17,983
Ferb, your bullhorn's not on.
345
00:14:18,108 --> 00:14:22,070
Please, take a blueprint
and report to the back yard immediately.
346
00:14:22,821 --> 00:14:24,740
Ferb, would you do the honors?
347
00:14:25,073 --> 00:14:25,949
[beeps]
348
00:14:26,033 --> 00:14:27,659
♪ Phinedroids and Ferbots ♪
349
00:14:27,743 --> 00:14:29,703
♪ Phinedroids and Ferbots ♪
350
00:14:29,912 --> 00:14:31,580
♪ Phinedroids and Ferbots ♪
351
00:14:31,663 --> 00:14:33,582
♪ Phinedroids and Ferbots ♪
352
00:14:33,665 --> 00:14:34,958
♪ We're Phinedroids and Ferbots ♪
353
00:14:35,042 --> 00:14:36,835
♪ And we're stomping our feet ♪
354
00:14:36,919 --> 00:14:39,505
♪ To the electric, magnetic ♪
355
00:14:39,588 --> 00:14:40,797
♪ Magnetical beat ♪
356
00:14:40,881 --> 00:14:42,966
♪ We've got light bulbs for eyes ♪
357
00:14:43,050 --> 00:14:45,052
♪ And aluminum noses ♪
358
00:14:45,135 --> 00:14:46,637
♪ We're busting chilling moves ♪
359
00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:49,139
♪ With our robot poses ♪
360
00:14:49,306 --> 00:14:52,684
♪ Busting chillin' moves
With our robot poses ♪
361
00:14:52,768 --> 00:14:54,686
♪ Phinedroids and Ferbots ♪
362
00:14:54,770 --> 00:14:56,271
♪ Phinedroids and Ferbots ♪
363
00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:59,149
♪ Phinedroids and Ferbots, word ♪
364
00:14:59,233 --> 00:15:02,945
♪ Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated! ♪
365
00:15:03,028 --> 00:15:04,279
[Doofenshmirtz] Pick up the phone!
366
00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:06,156
Pick up! Up! Pick up!
367
00:15:06,240 --> 00:15:07,658
Pick up! Oh, why won't she pick up?
368
00:15:09,034 --> 00:15:10,077
Oh. Hi, Perry the Platypus.
369
00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:12,120
Thank you for using the key I gave you.
370
00:15:12,204 --> 00:15:14,915
It's much more civilized
than crashing through my ceiling,
371
00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:16,083
Don't you think? Yes.
372
00:15:16,625 --> 00:15:18,502
Anyway, I don't know why you're here,
373
00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:22,130
but you can tell Monogram
I'm not, you know, "up to" anything.
374
00:15:22,214 --> 00:15:23,632
Anyways, all I've been doing here
375
00:15:23,715 --> 00:15:25,968
is calling my new girlfriend. [chuckles]
376
00:15:26,051 --> 00:15:29,054
We're having what I call
a relationship bump.
377
00:15:29,513 --> 00:15:30,597
And now, she won't pick up the phone.
378
00:15:30,681 --> 00:15:32,099
And I'm tired of leaving messages.
379
00:15:32,182 --> 00:15:33,058
I'm tired. I'm--
380
00:15:33,141 --> 00:15:35,102
I've left, like, 57 messages,
381
00:15:35,185 --> 00:15:36,603
and I won't leave any more.
382
00:15:36,895 --> 00:15:38,146
It starts to look a little desperate.
383
00:15:41,108 --> 00:15:43,527
Hmm? Oh, no. That's not an evil scheme.
384
00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:44,778
That's just a giant magnet.
385
00:15:44,903 --> 00:15:46,655
I'm going to wave it
over my girlfriend's house
386
00:15:46,738 --> 00:15:48,699
and erase all the messages I left.
[chuckles]
387
00:15:48,782 --> 00:15:52,703
Because some of them were
really long and rambly.
388
00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:55,747
I mean, I know there's an ordinance
against it, but--
389
00:15:56,164 --> 00:15:58,542
What? Oh, come on, Perry the Platypus.
390
00:15:58,709 --> 00:16:00,169
Oh. Well, too bad for you.
391
00:16:00,502 --> 00:16:02,004
Too bad you don't believe in love!
392
00:16:02,671 --> 00:16:05,507
[crane engine starts]
393
00:16:07,134 --> 00:16:08,260
[Doofenshmirtz] Too bad!
394
00:16:09,052 --> 00:16:11,305
[Candace] I'd love to come over to watch
you get your ears pierced, Stacy,
395
00:16:11,555 --> 00:16:12,931
but my mom went to zippy pics
396
00:16:13,015 --> 00:16:14,516
and left me in charge of my brothers.
397
00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:17,644
Oh. Here they come now, Phineas and Fer--
398
00:16:17,728 --> 00:16:19,146
Uh, Phineas?
399
00:16:19,563 --> 00:16:21,064
[gasps] I have to call you back.
400
00:16:22,024 --> 00:16:25,903
Oh, wait till mom finds out
about Phineas and Ferb and--
401
00:16:26,195 --> 00:16:27,696
Phineas and Ferb,
402
00:16:27,946 --> 00:16:30,115
and Phineas, and Ferb,
403
00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:32,117
and Phineas, Ferb,
404
00:16:32,534 --> 00:16:33,243
Phineas, Ferb,
405
00:16:33,535 --> 00:16:34,703
Ferbias, Phi-Ferb? [gasps]
406
00:16:34,786 --> 00:16:36,997
They're my brothers, and they're robots.
407
00:16:37,789 --> 00:16:39,041
They're brobots.
408
00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:41,084
[screaming]
409
00:16:41,168 --> 00:16:42,836
[shuts door]
410
00:16:42,920 --> 00:16:46,965
[screaming continues]
411
00:16:47,049 --> 00:16:48,050
[telephone dials]
412
00:16:48,133 --> 00:16:49,176
What is it, Candace?
413
00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:51,261
Mom, I'm in the panic room.
414
00:16:51,512 --> 00:16:54,973
Phineas and Ferb and Phineas and Ferb
and robots!
415
00:16:55,516 --> 00:16:57,142
Invisibility chamber. Elephant!
416
00:16:57,226 --> 00:16:58,101
That's nice, honey.
417
00:16:58,227 --> 00:16:59,686
Well, the pictures should be ready soon,
418
00:16:59,770 --> 00:17:01,939
and then I'll see the robots
when I get home.
419
00:17:02,022 --> 00:17:02,856
-Bye.
-[cell phone beeps]
420
00:17:02,940 --> 00:17:05,734
But everything will be gone
by the time mom gets home.
421
00:17:05,859 --> 00:17:07,903
Isn't that right, Mr. Miggins?
422
00:17:08,028 --> 00:17:09,071
-Unless...
-[squeaks]
423
00:17:24,837 --> 00:17:25,671
Aha!
424
00:17:28,674 --> 00:17:29,675
[telephone dials]
425
00:17:29,758 --> 00:17:31,885
Stacy! Oh, my gosh. Guess what?
426
00:17:32,094 --> 00:17:34,012
[scoffs] Stacy, I can't understand you.
427
00:17:34,555 --> 00:17:35,305
Why are you crying?
428
00:17:36,098 --> 00:17:38,809
Yeah. Crying, crying. It hurts. Right.
Got that. Uh-huh.
429
00:17:38,892 --> 00:17:40,602
Oh, hi, Mrs. Gerado.
430
00:17:41,103 --> 00:17:44,064
What? Stacy got her ears pierced?
431
00:17:44,231 --> 00:17:46,191
Gee, what a terrible thing
432
00:17:46,275 --> 00:17:49,194
that I had completely no idea about.
433
00:17:49,570 --> 00:17:50,863
Anyway, I got to run, Mrs. Gerado.
434
00:17:50,946 --> 00:17:51,989
Give Stacy my best.
435
00:17:55,158 --> 00:17:56,952
Poor mixed-up Stacy.
436
00:17:57,035 --> 00:17:59,663
[chorus vocalizing]
437
00:18:13,635 --> 00:18:14,887
Hey, bros.
438
00:18:14,970 --> 00:18:17,222
How's the ol' chamber of invisibility
coming along?
439
00:18:17,306 --> 00:18:20,559
[beeps and whirs]
440
00:18:20,726 --> 00:18:22,019
Wow! It works!
441
00:18:22,102 --> 00:18:23,020
Well done.
442
00:18:23,687 --> 00:18:25,814
Hey, normally, I'd be saying that
to you, Ferb.
443
00:18:26,190 --> 00:18:27,941
It was kind of weird
saying it to a Ferbot.
444
00:18:28,525 --> 00:18:30,903
Come on. Let's see how the microscopic zoo
is doing.
445
00:18:30,986 --> 00:18:33,655
Hey, guys. Mind if we see how things
are coming along?
446
00:18:33,989 --> 00:18:34,907
Hold her steady, Ferb.
447
00:18:35,657 --> 00:18:37,075
-[animals calling]
-[Phineas] Wow! That's amazing!
448
00:18:37,618 --> 00:18:40,037
And according to this microscopic
newspaper machine,
449
00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:41,705
the zoo is really packing them in.
450
00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:44,708
Well, I guess we can categorize
this project as a success.
451
00:18:44,958 --> 00:18:46,960
Hey, that is the best tunnel
452
00:18:47,044 --> 00:18:49,004
to the center of the earth I've ever seen.
453
00:18:50,547 --> 00:18:52,257
Boy. I bet that was fun to build.
454
00:18:53,133 --> 00:18:54,009
You know, Ferb,
455
00:18:54,176 --> 00:18:56,011
even though these robots were a success
456
00:18:56,094 --> 00:18:57,262
and completely on model,
457
00:18:57,763 --> 00:18:59,097
I kind of miss working on stuff--
458
00:18:59,181 --> 00:19:00,641
You know, just you and me.
459
00:19:01,266 --> 00:19:03,060
Hey, what's this? Thanks.
460
00:19:04,144 --> 00:19:05,562
Hovercraft lounge chair?
461
00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:07,231
We were going to build that next week.
462
00:19:07,606 --> 00:19:08,273
Oh, no!
463
00:19:08,565 --> 00:19:10,984
The Phinedroids and Ferbots
have run out of projects,
464
00:19:11,068 --> 00:19:12,194
so they're designing their own.
465
00:19:12,277 --> 00:19:15,072
Have we learned nothing
from Mary Shelley's "Frankenstein"?
466
00:19:15,906 --> 00:19:19,159
Look! They've started their own overpriced
coffee franchise.
467
00:19:20,869 --> 00:19:22,538
That's so nineties.
468
00:19:23,539 --> 00:19:24,206
This is terrible!
469
00:19:24,289 --> 00:19:26,083
We have an entirely new problem.
470
00:19:26,166 --> 00:19:28,001
The coffee's making them go haywire,
471
00:19:28,293 --> 00:19:31,004
and that one's having trouble
falling asleep.
472
00:19:31,922 --> 00:19:36,176
[ticking]
473
00:19:36,635 --> 00:19:37,761
Poor little guy.
474
00:19:38,971 --> 00:19:39,888
That's it.
475
00:19:39,972 --> 00:19:42,266
You guys are drinking way too much coffee.
476
00:19:42,641 --> 00:19:43,934
I'm shutting her down.
477
00:19:44,643 --> 00:19:50,274
[whirring and beeping]
478
00:19:50,566 --> 00:19:52,025
Well, that's no good.
479
00:19:52,109 --> 00:19:54,570
Time to show these robots who's in charge.
480
00:19:56,738 --> 00:19:59,616
Uh, Ferb, I think they're in charge.
481
00:20:00,701 --> 00:20:02,119
♪ Bow-chicka-bow-wow ♪
482
00:20:02,202 --> 00:20:04,079
♪ That's what my baby says, mao, mao-- ♪
483
00:20:04,538 --> 00:20:06,832
Whoop! There it is, my new girlfriend's
house.
484
00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:10,252
Now, I can erase all those
embarrassing messages.
485
00:20:10,586 --> 00:20:12,087
And then, I can start leaving new ones.
486
00:20:12,838 --> 00:20:13,755
What?
487
00:20:13,839 --> 00:20:15,007
[gasps] Perry the Platypus!
488
00:20:15,090 --> 00:20:16,675
How did you escape my net?
489
00:20:17,301 --> 00:20:19,052
It was the mouse, wasn't it?
490
00:20:19,803 --> 00:20:21,638
Get out of the way, Perry the Platypus.
491
00:20:22,097 --> 00:20:24,892
Don't make me drop this giant magnet
on you.
492
00:20:25,601 --> 00:20:28,854
Well, then, as a lazy tailor would say,
493
00:20:29,188 --> 00:20:30,230
suit yourself.
494
00:20:37,112 --> 00:20:39,656
But that doesn't make sense!
It's the middle of July!
495
00:20:39,740 --> 00:20:42,117
Ho, ho, ho! I'm on a summer run!
496
00:20:42,868 --> 00:20:45,037
Farewell, Perry the Platypus!
497
00:20:46,205 --> 00:20:47,706
Bah, humbug.
498
00:20:47,789 --> 00:20:49,708
So, this is how it ends, Ferb,
499
00:20:50,042 --> 00:20:52,169
defeated by our own doppelgangers.
500
00:20:52,252 --> 00:20:55,881
If only we had some sort of device
that could stop them from--
501
00:20:56,590 --> 00:20:58,175
[giggles] I know.
I'm just messing with you.
502
00:20:58,675 --> 00:21:00,844
♪ Phinedroids and Ferbots ♪
503
00:21:00,928 --> 00:21:02,930
♪ Phinedroids and Ferbots ♪
504
00:21:03,013 --> 00:21:04,765
♪ Phinedroids and Ferbots ♪
505
00:21:04,848 --> 00:21:06,683
♪ Phinedroids and Ferbots ♪
506
00:21:06,767 --> 00:21:08,519
♪ We're Phinedroids and Ferbots ♪
507
00:21:08,602 --> 00:21:09,937
♪ And we're here to stay ♪
508
00:21:10,020 --> 00:21:12,022
♪ Now, our work is done ♪
509
00:21:12,105 --> 00:21:14,525
♪ We're shutting down for the day-- ♪
510
00:21:14,608 --> 00:21:17,069
Ugh. Eighties music is so 2002.
511
00:21:17,194 --> 00:21:18,987
-[car door opens]
-Mom! Mom! Mom!
512
00:21:19,071 --> 00:21:21,657
Oh, hi, honey.
I've got some very nice shots here.
513
00:21:21,740 --> 00:21:23,075
Yeah, that's great, Mom. Check this out!
514
00:21:23,242 --> 00:21:24,117
Ta-da!
515
00:21:25,702 --> 00:21:27,788
That's a very nice bag of manure, Candace.
516
00:21:27,871 --> 00:21:29,748
What? [screams]
517
00:21:29,831 --> 00:21:32,042
Candace, you made me drop my pictures!
518
00:21:32,668 --> 00:21:34,211
Maybe it's not too late.
519
00:21:35,170 --> 00:21:37,005
♪ Our imagination ♪
520
00:21:37,297 --> 00:21:38,757
♪ We're Phinedroids and Ferbots ♪
521
00:21:38,841 --> 00:21:40,509
Mom! Mom! Mom! You've got to see this!
522
00:21:40,884 --> 00:21:42,219
♪ Now, our work is done ♪
523
00:21:42,302 --> 00:21:44,221
♪ We're shutting down for the day ♪
524
00:21:44,304 --> 00:21:46,557
I know I've done this 19 other times,
525
00:21:46,765 --> 00:21:49,560
but this time, I can say
with the utmost confidence
526
00:21:49,643 --> 00:21:52,187
that there are Phineas and Ferb robots
in our back yard.
527
00:21:52,271 --> 00:21:56,525
Yes, Candace, there are Phineas
and Ferb robots in the back yard.
528
00:21:56,942 --> 00:21:58,235
♪ Phinedroids and Ferbots ♪
529
00:21:58,527 --> 00:22:00,821
♪ Phinedroids and Ferbots, word ♪
530
00:22:01,196 --> 00:22:02,906
Who wants to see pictures?
531
00:22:05,534 --> 00:22:06,577
[computer] Candace.
532
00:22:10,038 --> 00:22:11,164
[beeps]
533
00:22:11,248 --> 00:22:12,666
It's a Candroid.
534
00:22:12,749 --> 00:22:18,755
[screaming]
535
00:22:23,260 --> 00:22:24,219
Oh, give me that.
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