All language subtitles for Phineas.and.Ferb.S01E03-E04.The.Fast.and.the.Phineas.&.Lawn.Gnome.Beach.Party.of.Terror.1080p.DSNP.WEB-DL.AAC2.0.H.264-PHOENiX_track3_[eng]
Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:00,083 --> 00:00:03,128
♪ There's a hundred
And four days of summer vacation ♪
2
00:00:03,212 --> 00:00:05,714
♪ And school comes along just to end it ♪
3
00:00:05,797 --> 00:00:08,800
♪ So the annual problem
For our generation ♪
4
00:00:08,884 --> 00:00:11,929
♪ Is finding a good way to spend it ♪
5
00:00:12,012 --> 00:00:13,180
♪ Like maybe ♪
6
00:00:13,263 --> 00:00:15,724
♪ Building a rocket or fighting a mummy ♪
7
00:00:15,807 --> 00:00:17,809
♪ Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower ♪
8
00:00:18,268 --> 00:00:20,687
♪ Discovering something
That doesn't exist ♪
9
00:00:20,771 --> 00:00:21,688
Hey!
10
00:00:21,772 --> 00:00:23,106
♪ Or giving a monkey a shower ♪
11
00:00:23,982 --> 00:00:25,108
♪ Surfing tidal waves ♪
12
00:00:25,192 --> 00:00:27,986
♪ Creating nano-bots
Or locating Frankenstein's brain ♪
13
00:00:28,070 --> 00:00:29,029
It's over here!
14
00:00:29,112 --> 00:00:30,572
♪ Finding a Dodo bird ♪
15
00:00:30,656 --> 00:00:31,657
♪ Painting a continent ♪
16
00:00:31,740 --> 00:00:33,700
♪ Or driving our sister insane ♪
17
00:00:33,784 --> 00:00:34,701
Phineas!
18
00:00:34,785 --> 00:00:37,037
♪ As you can see
There's a whole lot of stuff to do ♪
19
00:00:37,120 --> 00:00:38,664
♪ Before school starts this fall ♪
20
00:00:38,747 --> 00:00:39,790
Come on, Perry!
21
00:00:39,873 --> 00:00:44,962
♪ So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb
Are gonna do it all! ♪
22
00:00:45,045 --> 00:00:50,092
♪ So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb
Are gonna do it all! ♪
23
00:00:50,300 --> 00:00:54,012
Mom, Phineas and Ferb
are making a title sequence!
24
00:00:59,142 --> 00:01:01,562
[Phineas] So, Ferb,
what should we do today?
25
00:01:01,645 --> 00:01:03,897
I mean, besides giving Perry a bath.
26
00:01:03,981 --> 00:01:05,566
-[sniffs]
-[chattering]
27
00:01:05,649 --> 00:01:07,609
[engines roaring]
28
00:01:07,776 --> 00:01:10,112
What is that wonderful noise?
29
00:01:11,905 --> 00:01:13,073
Awesome!
30
00:01:13,657 --> 00:01:15,909
Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today!
31
00:01:21,123 --> 00:01:24,126
Oh! I've got to take
a new picture of myself for my blog.
32
00:01:24,209 --> 00:01:26,712
I didn't realize mine
is already a week old.
33
00:01:28,547 --> 00:01:29,590
That's better.
34
00:01:32,217 --> 00:01:34,219
What are you doing to Mom's car?
35
00:01:34,303 --> 00:01:35,345
We tricked it out.
36
00:01:35,596 --> 00:01:37,347
You don't even know how to drive.
37
00:01:37,639 --> 00:01:40,017
Well, duh.
That's why Ferb built this remote.
38
00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:41,643
[engine starts]
39
00:01:41,768 --> 00:01:44,313
Oh, you are so busted.
40
00:01:44,563 --> 00:01:47,858
-Mom! Mom! Mom!
-[doors opening and closing]
41
00:01:48,942 --> 00:01:50,652
Um, where's Mom?
42
00:01:51,278 --> 00:01:53,697
She's playing bridge
at Mrs. Garcia-Shapiro's.
43
00:01:56,658 --> 00:01:58,994
They won't get away with it this time!
44
00:01:59,077 --> 00:02:00,287
[doorbell rings]
45
00:02:02,664 --> 00:02:04,666
Oh, Candace, dear.
Bubala, how good to see you.
46
00:02:04,750 --> 00:02:06,793
What a coincidence.
Do you know your mom is here?
47
00:02:06,877 --> 00:02:09,630
Yeah, I do, Mrs. Garcia-Shapiro.
I need to talk to her, if you don't mind.
48
00:02:09,713 --> 00:02:11,298
Oy vey, look how tall you are now!
49
00:02:11,548 --> 00:02:13,634
You must have grown a couple of inches
since the last time I saw you.
50
00:02:13,717 --> 00:02:15,302
That was last week, Mrs. Garcia-Shapiro.
51
00:02:15,552 --> 00:02:16,762
Well, your mom's inside, dear.
52
00:02:16,845 --> 00:02:18,722
Where are your braces?
I thought you were wearing braces.
53
00:02:18,805 --> 00:02:20,140
Yeah. Mom! Mom! Mom!
54
00:02:20,224 --> 00:02:21,808
What is it, Candace?
55
00:02:21,892 --> 00:02:24,228
You have got to see
what Phineas and Ferb are doing!
56
00:02:24,937 --> 00:02:29,816
[tires squealing]
57
00:02:30,150 --> 00:02:31,902
Hey, Ferb, what's the red button for?
58
00:02:35,781 --> 00:02:37,241
-[alarm]
-Mom!
59
00:02:37,658 --> 00:02:39,660
What is it? What do you want me to see?
60
00:02:39,743 --> 00:02:40,619
Look!
61
00:02:40,911 --> 00:02:41,828
Hi, Mom!
62
00:02:41,912 --> 00:02:45,707
Hi, boys! Well, if that's all,
I'll just be getting back to the game.
63
00:02:45,791 --> 00:02:46,917
[falling sound]
64
00:02:48,919 --> 00:02:50,754
Good thing we beefed up the suspension.
65
00:02:53,215 --> 00:02:54,091
Whoa!
66
00:02:54,174 --> 00:02:55,092
What else can it do?
67
00:02:55,175 --> 00:02:56,134
Hi, Phineas.
68
00:02:56,218 --> 00:02:57,594
Oh. Hi, Isabella.
69
00:02:57,678 --> 00:02:59,012
Whatcha doin'?
70
00:02:59,096 --> 00:03:01,265
We're entering The Swamp Oil 500 today.
71
00:03:01,348 --> 00:03:03,267
Aren't you gonna need a pit crew?
72
00:03:03,350 --> 00:03:04,893
Do you know a pit crew?
73
00:03:04,977 --> 00:03:08,063
Well, I know a few people
who work well together.
74
00:03:08,146 --> 00:03:10,607
Great! You're hired. See ya at the track.
75
00:03:10,899 --> 00:03:12,693
Hey, Ferb, where's Perry?
76
00:03:12,860 --> 00:03:15,571
[spy music playing]
77
00:03:21,785 --> 00:03:22,870
Good morning, Agent P.
78
00:03:22,953 --> 00:03:25,163
The evil Dr. Doofenshmirtz
is up to his old tricks.
79
00:03:25,247 --> 00:03:26,331
For reasons completely unknown,
80
00:03:26,582 --> 00:03:29,626
he's purchased a giant airship
or blimp, as the kids say.
81
00:03:29,710 --> 00:03:30,961
Your mission is to find out why.
82
00:03:31,044 --> 00:03:33,547
And, if necessary, put a stop to it.
83
00:03:33,630 --> 00:03:34,882
♪ Doo-bee doo-bee doo-bah ♪
84
00:03:34,965 --> 00:03:36,842
♪ Doo-bee doo-bee doo-bah ♪
85
00:03:36,925 --> 00:03:38,760
♪ Perry! ♪
86
00:03:41,847 --> 00:03:45,184
[rock music playing]
87
00:03:45,684 --> 00:03:46,894
Hi, Phineas.
88
00:03:46,977 --> 00:03:48,562
I got your pit crew.
89
00:03:48,937 --> 00:03:50,939
Cool. See ya in the pits.
90
00:03:51,023 --> 00:03:54,776
OK, girls. We're dealing
with a 426 cubic inch fully-blown V-8
91
00:03:54,860 --> 00:03:56,320
with hypo lifters, radical cam,
92
00:03:56,612 --> 00:03:58,155
and a limited slip differential.
93
00:03:58,238 --> 00:04:00,908
Would that be electronically
fuel-injected?
94
00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:03,911
Phineas! Phineas!
95
00:04:04,244 --> 00:04:05,162
Phineas!
96
00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:07,706
Hey! I can't hear the cars!
97
00:04:07,789 --> 00:04:08,957
Hey, Candace.
98
00:04:09,041 --> 00:04:10,876
I didn't know you were a racing fan.
99
00:04:10,959 --> 00:04:12,211
Jeremy.
100
00:04:13,212 --> 00:04:16,715
Who, me? Oh, yeah, yeah.
I'm a big fan of those,
101
00:04:16,840 --> 00:04:19,551
those, uh, uh... that red one is cute!
102
00:04:19,676 --> 00:04:21,303
Oh, that's Billy Ray Diggler's car.
103
00:04:21,553 --> 00:04:22,304
He's great.
104
00:04:22,554 --> 00:04:24,932
Yeah, he's the best. That Billy Roy.
105
00:04:25,015 --> 00:04:26,600
-Billy Ray.
-Billy Ray.
106
00:04:26,683 --> 00:04:31,647
I-I love it when he turns left
and then he turns left again, and then...
107
00:04:31,730 --> 00:04:34,900
[announcer 1] And in the 3rd lane,
the newcomers, Team Phineas!
108
00:04:34,983 --> 00:04:37,277
Now, is it just me,
or does he look a little bit young
109
00:04:37,569 --> 00:04:40,781
to be behind the wheel
of a 700 horsepower racing machine?
110
00:04:40,864 --> 00:04:42,658
[announcer 2] Yes. Yes, he does.
111
00:04:42,741 --> 00:04:46,662
And look! He's already got
his own screaming fans.
112
00:04:46,745 --> 00:04:47,663
Phineas!
113
00:04:47,746 --> 00:04:49,706
Hey! Candace is rooting for us.
114
00:04:49,790 --> 00:04:51,166
Candace, you're on the big screen.
115
00:04:51,250 --> 00:04:53,585
[in slow motion]
Phineas!
116
00:04:53,669 --> 00:04:55,712
And your little brother's gonna be on TV.
117
00:04:55,796 --> 00:04:57,631
Phineas? On TV?
118
00:04:57,714 --> 00:04:59,132
TV! That's it!
119
00:04:59,216 --> 00:05:01,051
They are so busted.
120
00:05:01,134 --> 00:05:03,262
Can you wait right here
for a second? Thanks.
121
00:05:04,263 --> 00:05:05,347
What is it, Candace?
122
00:05:05,639 --> 00:05:07,057
I'm right in the middle of a 3 no-trump.
123
00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:07,975
Turn on the TV!
124
00:05:08,058 --> 00:05:10,978
All right. All right, Candace.
This better be good.
125
00:05:11,061 --> 00:05:12,855
[Candace] Well? Well? Do you see it?
126
00:05:13,063 --> 00:05:14,189
Just a second, honey.
127
00:05:14,273 --> 00:05:15,774
Turn on the cable box first.
128
00:05:15,858 --> 00:05:17,067
Hmm, all right.
129
00:05:18,277 --> 00:05:20,654
Wait. OK, that's not it.
130
00:05:20,737 --> 00:05:22,197
[Mom] Um, is it this one?
131
00:05:22,281 --> 00:05:24,116
No, this is another phone.
132
00:05:24,575 --> 00:05:27,160
-[music playing]
-Oh! I turned on the stereo.
133
00:05:27,244 --> 00:05:28,579
Mom! Hurry up!
134
00:05:28,662 --> 00:05:30,205
OK, just a second.
135
00:05:30,289 --> 00:05:33,125
[announcer] Are you embarrassed
by flaking, itching, peeling?
136
00:05:33,292 --> 00:05:35,294
Candace, this is a dandruff commercial.
137
00:05:35,544 --> 00:05:37,045
Is there something
you're trying to tell me?
138
00:05:37,129 --> 00:05:38,046
[engines roaring]
139
00:05:38,130 --> 00:05:39,715
OK, Ferb. Are we good to go?
140
00:05:40,966 --> 00:05:42,759
[announcer] And with the race
about to start,
141
00:05:42,843 --> 00:05:45,137
there's the Doofenshmirtz
Evil Incorporated blimp.
142
00:05:45,220 --> 00:05:49,057
♪ Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated ♪
143
00:05:50,184 --> 00:05:52,811
Ah, Perry the Platypus.
144
00:05:52,895 --> 00:05:54,646
I'm glad you're here, actually.
145
00:05:54,730 --> 00:05:58,734
I was just getting ready to serve
some platypus under glass!
146
00:05:59,067 --> 00:06:02,196
You're just in time
to witness my latest invention.
147
00:06:02,613 --> 00:06:04,656
My Deflate-Inator Ray!
148
00:06:04,740 --> 00:06:07,201
Which I will demonstrate
by deflating all the tires
149
00:06:07,284 --> 00:06:09,703
at the Jefferson County Motor Speedway!
150
00:06:09,786 --> 00:06:14,249
After which, I will deflate everything
in the Tri-State Area!
151
00:06:14,750 --> 00:06:17,669
That way, if anyone wants anything flated,
152
00:06:17,753 --> 00:06:19,796
they will have to talk to me.
153
00:06:20,255 --> 00:06:23,258
-Phineas, you are in big trouble, mister!
-[tires screeching]
154
00:06:23,634 --> 00:06:26,094
[engines roaring]
155
00:06:27,262 --> 00:06:30,057
-Candace, you've got a little--
-[man] Smile!
156
00:06:30,557 --> 00:06:32,184
Souvenir picture? Only a dollar.
157
00:06:32,893 --> 00:06:34,978
Ah! Wait a second!
158
00:06:35,646 --> 00:06:36,563
Hey!
159
00:06:39,024 --> 00:06:40,150
Now I got you!
160
00:06:40,317 --> 00:06:42,277
Hey, hey, Missy. Two pictures, two bucks.
161
00:06:42,569 --> 00:06:44,071
Oh, yeah, uh, I've only got a dollar.
162
00:06:44,154 --> 00:06:45,822
But, uh, I just want the one.
163
00:06:45,906 --> 00:06:47,783
You can just tear the other one up, OK?
164
00:06:48,784 --> 00:06:51,578
I've got him now!
[chuckling]
165
00:06:51,745 --> 00:06:53,038
[announcer] And pulling up fast
on the inside lane
166
00:06:53,121 --> 00:06:55,707
is number 42, Team Phineas!
167
00:06:55,791 --> 00:06:58,126
Hey, Ferb. Do you think
we can get any more power?
168
00:06:58,210 --> 00:07:00,796
I mean, I know it's just a battery,
but I was thinking,
169
00:07:00,879 --> 00:07:02,631
let's open it up and see
what this puppy can--
170
00:07:02,714 --> 00:07:03,966
-[horn honking]
-Uh, Ferb,
171
00:07:04,049 --> 00:07:05,843
we're actually slowing down now.
172
00:07:06,176 --> 00:07:07,135
Ferb?
173
00:07:07,344 --> 00:07:08,595
Hello?
174
00:07:09,012 --> 00:07:13,559
Oh, yeah!
Now that's what I'm talking about!
175
00:07:14,685 --> 00:07:16,061
[telephone rings]
176
00:07:16,144 --> 00:07:18,981
Hey, Ferb. We should bring
Phineas in for a pit stop.
177
00:07:19,147 --> 00:07:22,276
All right, Fireside Girls,
let's move, move, move!
178
00:07:25,654 --> 00:07:28,031
That helmet looks so manly.
179
00:07:28,782 --> 00:07:30,117
-Thanks.
-Hit it, Ferb.
180
00:07:31,285 --> 00:07:33,036
I'm so proud of you girls.
181
00:07:33,287 --> 00:07:35,080
And the bow is a nice touch, Gretchen.
182
00:07:38,333 --> 00:07:40,836
[Doofenshmirtz] He he.
Listen to those fools,
183
00:07:40,919 --> 00:07:44,131
as they worship their candy-colored
race car man.
184
00:07:44,214 --> 00:07:48,927
How about a little demonstration
of my deflationary prowess?
185
00:07:50,721 --> 00:07:51,847
I got it!
186
00:07:54,683 --> 00:07:56,059
[tires screeching]
187
00:07:56,143 --> 00:07:57,227
[screaming]
188
00:08:01,315 --> 00:08:02,608
[crash]
189
00:08:02,691 --> 00:08:05,027
[announcer] The Team Phineas car
is avoiding every obstacle.
190
00:08:05,110 --> 00:08:07,613
It's like he can see
the whole darn track at once!
191
00:08:15,913 --> 00:08:21,043
[rock music playing]
192
00:08:21,543 --> 00:08:23,295
[keyboard notes]
193
00:08:26,924 --> 00:08:29,676
♪ Go, Phineas, go, go, Phineas ♪
194
00:08:29,885 --> 00:08:31,136
♪ Go, Phineas, go, go, Phineas ♪
195
00:08:31,220 --> 00:08:32,596
Oh, yeah!
196
00:08:32,679 --> 00:08:34,932
♪ Go, Phineas, go, go, Phineas ♪
197
00:08:35,015 --> 00:08:37,851
♪ Go, Phineas, go, go, Phineas ♪
198
00:08:40,020 --> 00:08:41,605
[all] We're OK!
199
00:08:43,065 --> 00:08:45,067
[Candace] Well, Mom,
what do you think of this?
200
00:08:45,317 --> 00:08:46,777
You've looked better.
201
00:08:46,860 --> 00:08:48,070
Huh? What do you mean?
202
00:08:48,153 --> 00:08:49,655
[horror music playing]
203
00:08:49,738 --> 00:08:52,783
[screams]
204
00:08:52,866 --> 00:08:56,119
Already they fear me!
Listen to their screams, eh?
205
00:08:56,578 --> 00:09:01,250
Imagine the mayhem once
my Deflate-Inator Ray is fully charged.
206
00:09:01,667 --> 00:09:05,087
Run, run like the wind,
my little indentured rodent,
207
00:09:05,587 --> 00:09:07,339
and I will give you some cheese!
208
00:09:07,589 --> 00:09:09,925
Heh. I know I have some
around here somewhere.
209
00:09:16,014 --> 00:09:18,100
I think there's some--
There used to be some Roquefort
210
00:09:18,183 --> 00:09:19,893
in the back here. I don't...
211
00:09:21,895 --> 00:09:24,106
[mouse squeaking]
212
00:09:24,189 --> 00:09:25,065
Huh?
213
00:09:25,148 --> 00:09:29,611
[screaming]
214
00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:32,114
[grunts]
215
00:09:38,203 --> 00:09:40,747
Hmm. I suppose I should've seen
that coming.
216
00:09:43,041 --> 00:09:45,794
[Candace] But, Mom,
you've gotta believe me!
217
00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:48,297
Wait a minute! I bet it's still on TV!
218
00:09:48,589 --> 00:09:50,883
That's good, Candace.
Go watch a little TV.
219
00:09:51,175 --> 00:09:53,677
[announcer] And look
at this amazing finish!
220
00:09:53,802 --> 00:09:55,929
[stammering]
Mom, quick! Quick! Quick!
221
00:09:56,013 --> 00:09:57,181
All right, I'm coming.
222
00:09:57,264 --> 00:09:58,849
-[laughing]
-[announcer] Oh, no!
223
00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:01,560
A blimp is about to hit
the broadcasting tower!
224
00:10:01,643 --> 00:10:02,686
Oh, the hu--
225
00:10:02,769 --> 00:10:05,606
[static]
226
00:10:06,190 --> 00:10:07,649
Uh-huh.
227
00:10:08,734 --> 00:10:09,776
Meep.
228
00:10:10,652 --> 00:10:12,029
Deal me back in, Viv.
229
00:10:15,282 --> 00:10:17,201
[tires screeching]
230
00:10:19,995 --> 00:10:22,039
Hmm, looks like we're walking.
231
00:10:24,041 --> 00:10:28,045
[screaming]
232
00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:34,718
"Why don't you go back home, Candace?"
233
00:10:34,801 --> 00:10:36,720
"I'm busy with my bridge game, Candace."
234
00:10:36,803 --> 00:10:39,681
She has no idea!
235
00:10:40,724 --> 00:10:42,226
-[cricket chirping]
-[Candace gasps]
236
00:10:42,601 --> 00:10:43,810
Gotcha!
237
00:10:48,023 --> 00:10:50,859
[screaming]
238
00:10:54,655 --> 00:10:57,115
[alarm]
239
00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:01,954
Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom!
240
00:11:02,037 --> 00:11:04,623
Oh, Candace, hello.
I can't believe you've grown so much.
241
00:11:04,706 --> 00:11:05,999
-It's unbelievable.
-Mom!
242
00:11:06,083 --> 00:11:07,167
Mom, you've got to see this.
243
00:11:07,251 --> 00:11:09,044
-It's about your car.
-All right.
244
00:11:09,253 --> 00:11:10,629
[Candace] Come on, come on, come on!
245
00:11:10,712 --> 00:11:13,048
Candace, you're wearing out
the heels of my shoes.
246
00:11:13,215 --> 00:11:15,092
See, Mom, look, look! I told you!
247
00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:17,886
[gasps]
But... who did this?
248
00:11:17,970 --> 00:11:18,929
Phineas and Ferb.
249
00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:20,264
-You mean...
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
250
00:11:20,347 --> 00:11:21,974
-They...
-Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.
251
00:11:22,057 --> 00:11:23,308
They washed my car?
252
00:11:23,559 --> 00:11:24,309
Yes! No. What?
253
00:11:24,560 --> 00:11:25,644
[chattering]
254
00:11:25,727 --> 00:11:29,064
It's beautiful! I got to admit,
I thought you were exaggerating a bit,
255
00:11:29,147 --> 00:11:31,775
but this is really worth
getting excited about.
256
00:11:31,859 --> 00:11:32,901
Hi, Mom! We're home.
257
00:11:32,985 --> 00:11:35,737
Hey, boys. I saw what you did today.
258
00:11:35,821 --> 00:11:37,030
Yeah? How'd you like it?
259
00:11:37,114 --> 00:11:38,198
[Mom] I loved it.
260
00:11:38,282 --> 00:11:40,534
-Now, who wants some snacks?
-[Phineas] Thanks, Mom.
261
00:11:40,617 --> 00:11:41,952
Honey, close your mouth.
262
00:11:46,748 --> 00:11:48,083
[man on radio] This is Stanky Dog
coming to you
263
00:11:48,166 --> 00:11:49,793
on the hottest day of the summer.
264
00:11:49,877 --> 00:11:53,046
So, unless you live at the beach,
I say take it easy and do nothing today.
265
00:11:53,130 --> 00:11:55,090
Yup, just find yourself a shady tree
266
00:11:55,174 --> 00:11:58,802
and maybe an aquatic mammal
of some sort and blow the whole day off.
267
00:11:58,886 --> 00:12:02,598
Come on, Ferb. If we let a little heat
stop us from having the best day ever,
268
00:12:02,681 --> 00:12:04,558
then the morning deejays win.
269
00:12:04,641 --> 00:12:06,310
Whew! Boy, it's hot today.
270
00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:07,686
So what are you up to?
271
00:12:07,769 --> 00:12:09,897
We're making our own beach
right here in the backyard.
272
00:12:09,980 --> 00:12:11,231
Oh, how cute.
273
00:12:11,315 --> 00:12:12,983
Well, I'm off for my spa day.
274
00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:14,151
You boys behave yourselves
275
00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:15,569
and don't bother your father.
276
00:12:15,652 --> 00:12:17,196
He's finally cleaning out the basement.
277
00:12:17,279 --> 00:12:19,531
Bye, Mom! Yes!
278
00:12:19,615 --> 00:12:23,118
You heard her. We can't bug Dad,
which makes me in charge...
279
00:12:23,202 --> 00:12:24,244
by default.
280
00:12:27,164 --> 00:12:28,290
Carry on.
281
00:12:29,791 --> 00:12:31,126
We're gonna need more sand.
282
00:12:31,335 --> 00:12:32,794
Hey, where's Perry?
283
00:12:40,052 --> 00:12:42,763
Good morning, Agent P. Lawn gnomes across
the Tri-State Area
284
00:12:42,846 --> 00:12:44,932
are disappearing,
leaving thousands of gardens
285
00:12:45,015 --> 00:12:47,184
unprotected from the evils of black magic.
286
00:12:47,893 --> 00:12:49,603
We suspect Doofenshmirtz.
287
00:12:49,686 --> 00:12:50,729
Get right on it!
288
00:12:51,188 --> 00:12:53,690
Aren't you a little young
to be a landscape contractor?
289
00:12:53,774 --> 00:12:54,983
Yes. Yes, I am.
290
00:12:55,067 --> 00:12:56,151
[Isabella] Hi, Phineas.
291
00:12:56,235 --> 00:12:57,236
Oh, hey, Isabella.
292
00:12:57,319 --> 00:12:58,278
Whatcha doin'?
293
00:12:58,654 --> 00:12:59,738
Building a beach.
294
00:12:59,821 --> 00:13:02,282
-Check it out.
-[dump truck beeping]
295
00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:05,661
Can me and the other Fireside Girls
be lifeguards?
296
00:13:05,744 --> 00:13:07,621
We need to earn our aquatic safety badges.
297
00:13:07,704 --> 00:13:08,789
Sure.
298
00:13:09,248 --> 00:13:11,834
I mean, I've been a friend
of Susie's longer than Katie,
299
00:13:11,917 --> 00:13:13,919
so I should've been invited
to that party first.
300
00:13:14,002 --> 00:13:15,921
Who cares if they're lab partners.
301
00:13:16,004 --> 00:13:17,631
-We're locker neighbors,
-[dolphin clicking]
302
00:13:17,714 --> 00:13:19,633
and locker neighbors
trumps lab partners any day.
303
00:13:19,716 --> 00:13:21,677
[gasps]
Sorry, Stacy. Gotta go!
304
00:13:22,010 --> 00:13:24,012
Welcome to our beach.
305
00:13:24,179 --> 00:13:26,557
Ha! You call that a beach?
306
00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:29,226
This is way below your usual standard.
307
00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:31,812
This isn't even worth a call to Mom.
308
00:13:32,104 --> 00:13:35,190
You know, if you guys
ever want to be popular,
309
00:13:35,274 --> 00:13:37,985
you're going to have to stop
playing in sandboxes.
310
00:13:38,193 --> 00:13:39,069
Hey!
311
00:13:39,278 --> 00:13:42,531
-[girls laughing]
-[Hawaiian music playing]
312
00:13:42,614 --> 00:13:44,700
So, Candace, what do you think?
313
00:13:44,783 --> 00:13:47,619
That's it! I'm calling Mom.
314
00:13:47,744 --> 00:13:48,871
[girl] Hey, Candace.
315
00:13:48,954 --> 00:13:50,163
Jenny? Stacy?
316
00:13:50,247 --> 00:13:52,332
You never told us you had
a beach in your backyard.
317
00:13:52,583 --> 00:13:54,293
You're going to be the most popular girl
in the neighborhood.
318
00:13:54,543 --> 00:13:55,836
-I will?
-I just saw Jeremy
319
00:13:55,919 --> 00:13:57,629
and his buddies with their surfboards.
320
00:13:57,713 --> 00:13:59,339
Jeremy's here? Gotta go!
321
00:14:01,550 --> 00:14:03,010
♪ Perry ♪
322
00:14:03,093 --> 00:14:04,595
[Doofenshmirtz laughing]
323
00:14:04,678 --> 00:14:05,804
Oh, yes. Yes!
324
00:14:05,888 --> 00:14:08,974
Just look at my bounty of gnome riches.
325
00:14:09,057 --> 00:14:10,809
Oh, this is a strange one.
326
00:14:11,643 --> 00:14:12,936
Wait! Who are you?
327
00:14:13,770 --> 00:14:14,855
A platypus?
328
00:14:15,814 --> 00:14:17,316
Perry the Platypus!
329
00:14:17,774 --> 00:14:19,610
You are mine now!
330
00:14:21,695 --> 00:14:24,031
Oh, no, wait, wait, wait.
That was the garage door opener.
331
00:14:24,114 --> 00:14:25,991
You are mine now!
332
00:14:27,075 --> 00:14:28,911
And that was the TV remote.
333
00:14:28,994 --> 00:14:30,913
I've got to start labeling these things.
334
00:14:30,996 --> 00:14:33,248
Aha! You are mine now!
335
00:14:34,249 --> 00:14:36,710
[Doofenshmirtz laughing]
336
00:14:36,793 --> 00:14:39,838
Finally, I will rid myself of you.
337
00:14:39,922 --> 00:14:43,967
But first, turn your attention
to the giant screen and...
338
00:14:44,635 --> 00:14:48,639
Hmm... maybe I need
to turn the cable on first?
339
00:14:50,307 --> 00:14:52,226
Let's get this beach party started!
340
00:14:52,643 --> 00:14:54,561
♪ Well, we wake up early ♪
341
00:14:54,645 --> 00:14:56,563
♪ And wax our surfboards down ♪
342
00:14:56,647 --> 00:14:58,982
♪ We'll hit the beach
Yeah, we'll hit the beach ♪
343
00:14:59,066 --> 00:15:00,776
♪ Throw our board shorts on ♪
344
00:15:00,943 --> 00:15:02,945
♪ And head for surfin' town ♪
345
00:15:03,028 --> 00:15:05,906
Hey, look! I can see
our house from up here.
346
00:15:12,829 --> 00:15:13,872
Oh!
347
00:15:14,873 --> 00:15:18,126
Oh!
[groaning]
348
00:15:19,294 --> 00:15:23,090
[all] How low can you go?
How low can you go?
349
00:15:23,173 --> 00:15:24,049
Look!
350
00:15:26,969 --> 00:15:29,012
So that's how low you can go.
351
00:15:29,096 --> 00:15:30,973
We've been asking that question
for generations.
352
00:15:31,056 --> 00:15:32,933
What? What's everybody looking at?
353
00:15:33,016 --> 00:15:34,768
For winning the limbo contest,
354
00:15:34,852 --> 00:15:39,106
you are now officially crowned
Queen Wahine of the beach.
355
00:15:39,189 --> 00:15:41,984
All hail Queen Wahine!
356
00:15:42,150 --> 00:15:45,237
[gasps]
I can't believe it!
357
00:15:46,321 --> 00:15:48,323
♪ Listen up, people and I'll teach ya ♪
358
00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:51,243
♪ 'Bout Phineas and Ferb
And the backyard beach-a ♪
359
00:15:51,660 --> 00:15:53,245
♪ Every morning, Phineas, he gonna say ♪
360
00:15:53,328 --> 00:15:54,162
Say!
361
00:15:54,246 --> 00:15:55,914
♪ Brother, what you gonna do today? ♪
362
00:15:55,998 --> 00:15:58,208
♪ Now, you see we're having fun
Playing under the sun ♪
363
00:15:58,292 --> 00:16:01,253
♪ And get in line, get in line
'Cause the wet ski's running ♪
364
00:16:01,336 --> 00:16:03,755
♪ A backyard beach, a backyard beach ♪
365
00:16:03,839 --> 00:16:06,175
♪ Nothing's out of reach
We got the backyard beach ♪
366
00:16:06,258 --> 00:16:07,759
♪ You can change in the broken hut ♪
367
00:16:07,843 --> 00:16:08,927
♪ Drink out of a coconut ♪
368
00:16:09,011 --> 00:16:11,263
♪ Three games for a token
But the rest is free ♪
369
00:16:11,346 --> 00:16:14,016
♪ You got skiing and parasailing
Surfin' and a-flailin' ♪
370
00:16:14,099 --> 00:16:16,143
♪ Your contacts need saline
Or else you can't see ♪
371
00:16:16,226 --> 00:16:18,896
♪ Got the backyard beach
A backyard beach ♪
372
00:16:18,979 --> 00:16:21,064
♪ Nothing's out of reach
We got the backyard beach ♪
373
00:16:21,148 --> 00:16:23,942
♪ Got the backyard beach
A backyard beach ♪
374
00:16:24,026 --> 00:16:26,737
♪ Don't fall into the breach
Got the backyard beach! ♪
375
00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:30,908
I've never been happier in my entire life.
376
00:16:31,950 --> 00:16:33,118
Something is very wrong.
377
00:16:33,577 --> 00:16:37,164
Not a single call from Candace,
not even a text message.
378
00:16:37,247 --> 00:16:39,291
Oga, hose me down. I'm going home.
379
00:16:39,583 --> 00:16:41,168
OK, I think I finally got the right one.
380
00:16:41,543 --> 00:16:47,216
Now, Perry the Platypus,
you will finally understand my pain.
381
00:16:48,842 --> 00:16:51,553
Back in Gimmelshtump
in the days of my youth,
382
00:16:51,637 --> 00:16:54,056
the Doofenshmirtz's were a proud family.
383
00:16:54,139 --> 00:16:56,183
But those were lean times for my father,
384
00:16:56,266 --> 00:16:59,311
and our beloved lawn gnome
was repossessed.
385
00:16:59,603 --> 00:17:03,315
Who will protect our zatzenfruit garden
from witches, spells and wood trolls?
386
00:17:03,815 --> 00:17:04,983
From a tender age,
387
00:17:05,067 --> 00:17:07,236
my father decided that it would be me.
388
00:17:07,319 --> 00:17:08,320
[father in foreign language]
389
00:17:08,612 --> 00:17:09,988
[Doofenshmirtz in English]
While the other children
390
00:17:10,072 --> 00:17:12,783
played Kick the Schtumpel
and ate Doonkelberries,
391
00:17:12,866 --> 00:17:15,035
I would stand for hours.
392
00:17:15,577 --> 00:17:16,620
[father in foreign language] Don't move!
393
00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:18,330
[Doofenshmirtz in English]
All through the cold night,
394
00:17:18,580 --> 00:17:20,707
-as the spitzenhound howled,
-[dogs howling]
395
00:17:20,791 --> 00:17:23,669
my only companion was the moon...
396
00:17:23,752 --> 00:17:24,753
and my neighbor Kenny.
397
00:17:24,837 --> 00:17:26,129
[father in foreign language] Don't move!
398
00:17:26,213 --> 00:17:29,341
[in English] And since
my lawn gnome was taken away from me,
399
00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:35,639
I will destroy every lawn gnome
in the entire Tri-State Area!
400
00:17:36,014 --> 00:17:38,892
Behold the Destruct-Inator!
401
00:17:39,142 --> 00:17:41,144
And now, Perry the Platypus,
402
00:17:41,228 --> 00:17:43,814
to activate my creation.
403
00:17:46,108 --> 00:17:47,109
No!
404
00:17:48,193 --> 00:17:50,279
Surf contest!
405
00:17:50,571 --> 00:17:52,030
Out of my way, Dinner-bell.
406
00:17:52,114 --> 00:17:54,157
Hello, Buford.
Perhaps you missed the sign.
407
00:17:54,241 --> 00:17:56,535
[Buford] "No bullying, no yodelling"?
408
00:17:56,618 --> 00:17:58,537
[Austrian accent] I don't like this
any more than you do.
409
00:17:58,620 --> 00:18:00,831
[Stanky Dog] First up in the surf contest
is Bobby Nelson.
410
00:18:00,914 --> 00:18:02,624
Oh, and Nelson eats it on a five-footer!
411
00:18:02,833 --> 00:18:04,751
And there's Django Brown shooting a curl.
412
00:18:04,835 --> 00:18:07,546
And here comes Buford Von Stomm. Oh!
413
00:18:07,629 --> 00:18:09,882
He pummels Brown
with a Philadelphia traffic stop.
414
00:18:09,965 --> 00:18:12,301
And now he's got him in a half nelson.
Now a full nelson!
415
00:18:12,551 --> 00:18:15,137
Oh! And now he's actually
beating him with Bobby Nelson!
416
00:18:15,220 --> 00:18:18,682
Here's the scores from our judges,
and Buford doesn't like it one bit.
417
00:18:19,183 --> 00:18:20,601
Next up is Phineas Flynn,
418
00:18:20,684 --> 00:18:23,187
and it's great to see a young surfer
show such confidence.
419
00:18:23,270 --> 00:18:24,813
Uh-oh! What's this?
420
00:18:25,063 --> 00:18:27,858
Oh, those kids today
and their holographic projections.
421
00:18:28,150 --> 00:18:30,027
He's in the pipeline.
Now he's hanging ten.
422
00:18:30,110 --> 00:18:32,654
He's hanging 20! He's hanging 32!
423
00:18:32,738 --> 00:18:33,989
Now he's just hanging!
424
00:18:34,072 --> 00:18:35,032
The crowd loves it.
425
00:18:35,115 --> 00:18:36,909
I don't think there's a name for that.
426
00:18:36,992 --> 00:18:40,245
The crowd is doing the wave,
and Phineas is surfing it!
427
00:18:40,329 --> 00:18:41,997
Let's go to the judges.
428
00:18:42,206 --> 00:18:43,540
Ten to the fifth power,
429
00:18:43,624 --> 00:18:44,791
infinity,
430
00:18:44,875 --> 00:18:47,336
and, oh!
It seems Phineas Flynn's radical surfing
431
00:18:47,586 --> 00:18:51,340
has made judge number 3 re-think
Einstein's theory of relativity.
432
00:18:51,590 --> 00:18:53,342
Cowabunga, laws of nature!
433
00:18:54,718 --> 00:18:56,845
So, are you having fun?
434
00:18:56,970 --> 00:19:00,641
[romantic music playing]
435
00:19:00,891 --> 00:19:02,017
♪ Girl ♪
436
00:19:02,559 --> 00:19:05,020
♪ The moment has arrived... ♪
437
00:19:05,103 --> 00:19:06,188
[giggles]
438
00:19:06,271 --> 00:19:07,940
-[cell phone rings]
-Uh...
439
00:19:08,023 --> 00:19:09,274
Just one second.
440
00:19:09,858 --> 00:19:11,026
Hello?
441
00:19:11,109 --> 00:19:13,862
-[music through phone]
-Um, Candace? Is everything OK?
442
00:19:13,946 --> 00:19:17,616
Oh, everything is just wonderful.
443
00:19:17,991 --> 00:19:20,202
And... Phineas and Ferb?
444
00:19:20,285 --> 00:19:21,286
What are they doing?
445
00:19:21,578 --> 00:19:24,790
Oh, such wonderful things.
446
00:19:25,749 --> 00:19:27,626
Candace, honey, I'm coming home.
447
00:19:27,709 --> 00:19:29,169
-[record scratch]
-Wait. What?
448
00:19:29,253 --> 00:19:31,630
[Mom] I'm right around the corner.
I'll be there in 2 minutes.
449
00:19:31,713 --> 00:19:33,298
No, wait! No, Mom! You can't!
450
00:19:33,715 --> 00:19:35,926
Oh, wait, wait. Stay right there.
451
00:19:36,218 --> 00:19:38,971
I've got to stop her. Oh, no, no, no, no!
452
00:19:39,054 --> 00:19:42,224
Mom, Mom!
Please, Mom, go away! Don't come in.
453
00:19:50,607 --> 00:19:52,192
[rumbling]
454
00:19:53,277 --> 00:19:54,611
Is that a volcano?
455
00:19:57,614 --> 00:20:00,033
Gnomes!
456
00:20:00,117 --> 00:20:01,118
[grunts]
457
00:20:01,201 --> 00:20:04,204
[man 1] Run for your lives!
It's gnome-ageddon!
458
00:20:04,872 --> 00:20:07,124
[man 2] Who's protecting our gardens?
459
00:20:07,207 --> 00:20:10,252
Candace, tell me the truth.
What is going on here?
460
00:20:10,335 --> 00:20:11,211
[sighs]
461
00:20:11,295 --> 00:20:12,671
Phineas and Ferb built
a beach in the backyard,
462
00:20:12,754 --> 00:20:13,714
just like they said they were going to.
463
00:20:13,797 --> 00:20:15,340
But instead of just a cute little beach
in their sandbox,
464
00:20:15,591 --> 00:20:17,593
it turned out to be
this absolutely huge beach,
465
00:20:17,676 --> 00:20:19,344
with a coastline, and palm trees,
and a pier,
466
00:20:19,595 --> 00:20:21,263
and hula dancers, and water skiers,
and tiki huts,
467
00:20:21,346 --> 00:20:22,723
and dolphins, and dancing, and surfing,
468
00:20:22,806 --> 00:20:24,683
and everybody
from the neighborhood showed up.
469
00:20:26,643 --> 00:20:27,644
Oh!
470
00:20:34,818 --> 00:20:36,278
[Candace] And then I was
just about to share a smoothie with Jeremy
471
00:20:36,570 --> 00:20:37,946
when a coconut dropped on my head and...
472
00:20:42,284 --> 00:20:44,203
And just for a moment,
it seemed that the wily Buford
473
00:20:44,286 --> 00:20:45,787
would steal away
the coveted surfing trophy
474
00:20:45,871 --> 00:20:47,915
from under the noses of our heroes.
475
00:20:49,708 --> 00:20:51,084
[Candace] But I can only
continue my benign reign
476
00:20:51,168 --> 00:20:53,754
and spread love, happiness,
and ultimate popularity
477
00:20:53,837 --> 00:20:57,758
throughout my kingdom if you would just
let me have my moment.
478
00:20:59,176 --> 00:21:00,969
[water draining]
479
00:21:03,847 --> 00:21:05,265
Oh, there you are, Perry.
480
00:21:05,599 --> 00:21:06,975
[chattering]
481
00:21:07,059 --> 00:21:09,728
Well, everybody,
looks like that's all for today.
482
00:21:09,811 --> 00:21:15,067
[all] Phineas and Ferb! Phineas and Ferb!
Phineas and Ferb!
483
00:21:15,609 --> 00:21:17,903
If you don't believe me,
go see for yourself.
484
00:21:17,986 --> 00:21:19,696
-That was great.
-[Mom] Hey, boys.
485
00:21:19,780 --> 00:21:21,949
-Hey, Mom.
-So, how was your day at the beach?
486
00:21:22,032 --> 00:21:24,660
[Candace] Wait, wait! My kingdom!
487
00:21:24,743 --> 00:21:27,246
My Jeremy! It was all so beautiful!
488
00:21:27,746 --> 00:21:30,082
What have you done to my paradise?
489
00:21:30,249 --> 00:21:31,166
Candace, honey,
490
00:21:31,250 --> 00:21:33,794
I think it's time to get you
out of the sun for a little while.
491
00:21:34,253 --> 00:21:35,754
I think she had fun.
492
00:21:36,213 --> 00:21:39,967
♪ If summer only lasted one day ♪
493
00:21:40,050 --> 00:21:43,554
♪ Summer only lasted a day ♪
494
00:21:44,221 --> 00:21:46,682
[Stanky Dog] Stanky Dog here
with a special shout-out
495
00:21:46,765 --> 00:21:48,642
to my two new pals, Phineas and Ferb,
496
00:21:48,725 --> 00:21:50,978
for hosting a beach party
that was hot, hot, hot!
497
00:21:51,061 --> 00:21:54,189
And speaking of hot,
slather on the sunscreen, listeners,
498
00:21:54,273 --> 00:21:56,984
'cause tomorrow's weather
calls for another scorcher.
499
00:21:57,067 --> 00:21:59,111
[Ferb] With a slight chance
of scattered lawn gnomes.
500
00:21:59,194 --> 00:22:00,237
Ha ha ha ha!
501
00:22:00,904 --> 00:22:04,283
♪ He's a semi-aquatic
Egg-laying mammal of action ♪
502
00:22:04,575 --> 00:22:06,285
♪ Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah ♪
503
00:22:06,577 --> 00:22:07,828
♪ He's a furry little flatfoot ♪
504
00:22:07,911 --> 00:22:11,540
♪ Who'll never flinch from a fray ♪
505
00:22:11,623 --> 00:22:13,876
♪ He's got more than just mad skill ♪
506
00:22:14,251 --> 00:22:16,962
♪ He's got a beaver's tail and a bill ♪
507
00:22:17,045 --> 00:22:21,008
♪ And the women swoon
Whenever they hear him say ♪
508
00:22:21,091 --> 00:22:22,634
-[chattering]
-[all sigh]
509
00:22:22,718 --> 00:22:24,344
♪ He's Perry! ♪
510
00:22:25,012 --> 00:22:27,222
♪ Perry the Platypus! ♪
37866
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof