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Kitty Kelley.
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Kitty Kelley.
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- Kitty Kelley.
- What? What?
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- Sorry, father's day gift.
- Hmm.
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Well, for the next five days,
you are going to eat,
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breathe, sleep, shit,
and fuck Kitty Kelley.
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Uh, could--
Could you elaborate?
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Certainly.
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I happened to be sitting
next to her
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at the hair salon this morning.
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Turns out we have
the same colorist.
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Anyhoo, through the judicious
application of [indistinct],
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I managed to convince
the grand dam of bio-sploitation
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to meet with us
about doing a book here.
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Wow. Kitty Kelley, huh?
Well, she's...
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- She really is a pill.
- That's right.
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She's the biggest.
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You're telling me, bright boy?
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Now, I'd like to get with you
first thing Friday morning
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and go over your presentation.
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No, but, Gibby,
that only gives me four days.
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Oh, well, if that's a problem,
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I'm sure
Fred would like to do it.
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I understand he's out
of the hospital by now.
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Hey, this is our big chance.
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Gibby. Ow, ow.
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Gibby, Gibby, I'm your man.
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Oh, I appreciate the offer,
Marty, but you got the job.
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Toby, where have you been?
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- It's 11:45.
- Oh, is it?
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Uh, can I leave early today?
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- How early?
- Now.
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- You just got here.
- Oh, yeah, I know.
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Listen, it's Mr. Snuffles.
He's not himself lately.
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He's got this glassy look
in his eye,
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and he hasn't even touched
his rubber mouse.
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Is this someone she's dating?
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Ooh.
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I just feel like
I should be with him today.
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Toby, he's a cat.
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He probably ate
some bad yarn or something.
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- I-- I'm sorry.
- I really need you here today.
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That's so unfair.
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You took off last month
when Jeremy was sick.
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Jeremy doesn't have four legs
and a bell around his neck.
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So, does that make him
a better person?
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No, no.
It just makes him a person.
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Look, just let me
have off for an hour.
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I just want to run out
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and get some
country living magazines.
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He loves to pee on him when
he's feeling under the weather.
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Who doesn't?
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How could she say that?
How could anybody believe her?
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It's a miserable outrage,
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and it's against
our constitution-- consti...
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- Hello.
- It's me.
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- What's wrong?
- It's Mr. Snuffles.
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Tonight, when I--
when I came home,
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I-- I tried to dress him up
in one of his little outfits,
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he didn't want any part of it.
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Gee, that does sound
kind of serious.
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Listen, can you help me
take him to the vet?
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Toby, you know,
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it-- it's getting
kind of late, you know.
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Please. I can't go alone.
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If anything happened to him,
I don't know what I'd do.
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Don't you have any feelings?
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That took forever.
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There's a track fire.
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The train only makes
express stops after midnight.
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I-- I had to walk all the way
up here from Canal Street.
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- How's he doing?
- Fantastic.
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- Fantastic?
- After I hung up from you,
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we put on his little PJs,
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and I read him
his favorite Dr. Seuss.
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I can't believe you.
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I came all the way
down here for this.
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Shh.
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Well, now that you're here,
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let me offer you something.
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He didn't finish his tuna.
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You and your cat.
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Let's see. We got some liver.
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Yeah. What is that open?
Clam dip.
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Some persimmons.
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Oh, that's that--
oh, this date nut bread.
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That's very good.
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And Munster cheese.
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.
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Oh, wait a minute.
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It's got
some stuff growing on it.
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Gherkins?
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Uh, no.
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No. Thank you.
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Toby, I-- I think
Mr. Snuffles has--
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- Gone.
- The cutest little face.
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Yes. Yes, he does.
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But, um, I'm afraid he's also--
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- Gone.
- A little overweight?
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- Dead.
- Huh?
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G-O-N-E. Gone.
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He's dead. He's not breathing.
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I mean, he's-- he's dead.
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- Is there anything I can do?
- Yeah.
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You can keep
your cat opinions to yourself.
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What the hell
do you know about cats?
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Look, he's just
sleeping soundly.
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He's... hibernating.
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Shh. Listen.
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He's snoring.
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No. No, Toby.
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He's-- he's not snoring.
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I'm sorry.
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Mr. Snuffles.
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He was such a scamp.
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I remember his favorite game
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was chase the bottle cap.
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He'd have me running
all over that apartment.
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It must be so hard.
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Morning.
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I'm a bad pussycat.
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Toby.
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Toby, how--
how are you holding up?
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It's not an easy time for me.
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But I'm here.
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I'm a professional.
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You do what you have to do.
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Well, what we have to do today
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is get to work on
that Kitty Kelley presentation.
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Um, whenever you're ready.
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I don't know what
I'm going to do about her.
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Into the pantry.
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I try to be sensitive,
but come on, you know?
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I mean, it's just a--
it's just a cat.
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Do you know
if she got my flowers?
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You sent her flowers?
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Yeah.
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It was just
a simple arrangement.
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Not you, too. Jesus Christ.
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Come on, man. It's hard.
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Remember how torn up I was
when Bingo died?
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- That hamster was evil.
- Yeah. Well, don't you think
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he didn't know
how you felt about him, too.
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Why don't I just have
my groceries delivered
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- directly to you, okay?
- I remember that last summer.
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- 1963.
- Yeah, that was a tough year.
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Kennedy and Bingo.
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We all knew something was wrong.
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But he put on
such a brave little face.
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Oh, he'd spin in his wheel,
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but you could just see
his heart wasn't in it.
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And every day he'd go
a little slower and slower
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until he couldn't
make it around.
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It would just rock.
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Yeah.
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Towards the end,
I used to sing to him.
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He used to like that.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But you got over it, didn't you?
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- Well, in a way.
- Well, how?
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How-- how did you
get over Bingo?
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Bongo.
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That gives me an excellent idea.
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Please don't stare
at the fur people.
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It agitates them.
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Right. Right. Sorry.
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And you're here because?
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I'd-- I'd like a cat.
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Because?
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He's going
to make cat croquettes.
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I thought I'd give it
to my secretary as a gift.
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Well, think again, my friend.
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These are not toasters here.
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These are living, breathing,
shitting things in these cages.
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If you want
to give your secretary a gift,
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get her some
of those little
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that she can put in her purse.
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Listen, you.
I speak your language, too.
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The cat's for me.
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- What?
- I lied to you before.
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Because?
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Because...
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I was afraid if you knew
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I wanted
a little kitten for myself,
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you'd think I was, you know...
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less of a man.
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Oh, my friend,
the love of an animal
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is nothing to be ashamed of.
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Except, of course,
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in the most
extreme circumstances.
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Have you had cats before?
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Sure. Sure, I've had jillions.
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What was the name
of your first cat?
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Uh...
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Beelzebub!
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The leader of Muffington.
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- Bingo.
- How's that?
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His name was Bingo.
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I-- I remember his last summer.
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We all knew something was wrong,
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but he put on such
a brave little face, you know?
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He just used to spin around
in his little wheel.
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His wheel?
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Sure. Sure, his cat wheel.
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- Do you have any cats?
- 11.
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And you don't have a wheel?
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- No.
- Huh.
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Well, you really should get one.
They'd love it. Really.
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I know Bingo sure did.
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Anyway, toward the end,
you know...
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toward the end he--
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he couldn't
even make it go around.
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He just used to sort of rock.
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You know,
and I'd-- I'd sing to him.
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There won't be
a dry eye in the house.
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Sit still, you--
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Ow! Ow!
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Is this a bad time?
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No, no, I-- I was just crying.
Come on in.
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Well, I think I've got something
that just might help.
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Close your eyes.
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Okay.
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Open 'em.
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Well, I think that's
the very nicest present of all.
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What's this supposed to be?
Some kind of sick joke?
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Well, no.
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No, I just thought
it would help you forget.
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You know, after Mr. Snuffles.
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And if my grandmother died,
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would you bring me
another old lady?
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I-- I hardly think
that's the same thing, you know.
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Get it out of here!
Get out of here!
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Okay, okay, okay.
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Ow!
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- It-- it didn't work out.
- Because?
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Because I guess he just wasn't
feeling what I was feeling.
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Did you try the wheel?
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Ow!
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S-- Of course!
Of course I tried the wheel.
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He just-- he just walked away.
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Mrs. Pish, you can't force
something to love you.
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Of course you can.
I've been married for 37 years.
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Well, I'm-- I'm sure
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you'll find somebody wonderful
for him, okay, so.
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Not unless
they walk through that door
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in the next five minutes.
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Pardon me?
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We're only allowed
to keep them for a short time.
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Today was
this little fella's last day.
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That's why it's such a shame
it didn't work out.
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You mean I--
I-- I used up his last day?
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I'm afraid so.
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And now, if you'll excuse us,
we have to take a little trip.
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She's going
to make cat croquettes.
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Don't get too comfortable.
It's only temporary.
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Don't look at me like that.
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00:14:49,789 --> 00:14:52,192
Shit!
257
00:14:52,192 --> 00:14:54,060
You think that's funny? Huh?
258
00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:55,628
Let's see
if you're still laughing
259
00:14:55,628 --> 00:14:57,197
when I take you back
to Mrs. Pish.
260
00:15:17,183 --> 00:15:20,086
Get the hell off that!
Get off of that!
261
00:15:22,689 --> 00:15:23,723
Come here, you--
262
00:15:26,359 --> 00:15:27,494
Damn it!
263
00:15:27,494 --> 00:15:29,229
Come on kid,
let's clean this mess up.
264
00:15:29,229 --> 00:15:32,232
Okay! Okay!
265
00:15:32,232 --> 00:15:34,668
Here I come!
266
00:15:41,574 --> 00:15:44,411
Hey!
267
00:15:44,411 --> 00:15:46,413
- You look great!
- Thank you.
268
00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:50,050
- Can I take your coat?
- Wait!
269
00:15:50,050 --> 00:15:51,985
Remember what
I always talked about doing?
270
00:15:53,787 --> 00:15:56,723
- I did it!
- Wow!
271
00:15:56,723 --> 00:16:00,293
There's no medical precedent
for what's happening to you.
272
00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:02,262
I-- I simply know
that you're getting...
273
00:16:02,262 --> 00:16:03,396
Smaller.
274
00:16:03,396 --> 00:16:04,898
They're not too small, are they?
275
00:16:05,398 --> 00:16:07,100
No, no, no. They're...
276
00:16:08,768 --> 00:16:11,538
...perfect, perfect,
very tasteful.
277
00:16:11,538 --> 00:16:13,239
Not that I didn't
like them before.
278
00:16:13,239 --> 00:16:15,842
Yeah, well, you didn't have
to carry them around all day.
279
00:16:15,842 --> 00:16:18,745
Well, I would have helped you
but you-- you never asked.
280
00:16:18,745 --> 00:16:20,613
Oh, you're so sweet.
281
00:16:21,581 --> 00:16:22,716
I missed you.
282
00:16:28,822 --> 00:16:32,158
Oh! Look, at the little kitty!
283
00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:34,361
Well, boys,
the cat's out of the bag.
284
00:16:34,361 --> 00:16:37,797
You didn't
tell me you got a cat!
285
00:16:37,797 --> 00:16:40,300
Yeah, well...
286
00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:42,902
You have your little surprise
and then I have mine.
287
00:16:42,902 --> 00:16:45,839
Oh, what's your name?
288
00:16:45,839 --> 00:16:47,474
Uh, Bingo.
289
00:16:47,474 --> 00:16:51,177
Oh, hello, Bingo.
Come here, sweetie.
290
00:16:55,015 --> 00:16:56,683
All right, already!
291
00:16:58,118 --> 00:16:59,185
He hates that song.
292
00:17:05,191 --> 00:17:07,293
Come on! Out of the way!
293
00:17:07,293 --> 00:17:08,995
You know, it's funny.
294
00:17:08,995 --> 00:17:10,997
I never really saw you
as an animal person.
295
00:17:10,997 --> 00:17:12,899
Ow!
296
00:17:12,899 --> 00:17:15,468
I find that very sexy in a man.
297
00:17:15,468 --> 00:17:18,371
Yeah, are you kidding?
I love the little guy.
298
00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:19,873
At the bottom
of a swimming pool.
299
00:17:19,873 --> 00:17:21,540
Here we go, little fella.
300
00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:25,144
Isn't that fun?
301
00:17:25,145 --> 00:17:28,548
Oh, yeah, yeah. Dogs, cats-- Ow!
302
00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:32,452
Parakeets, sheep, you name it.
303
00:17:32,452 --> 00:17:34,988
So, where were we?
304
00:17:38,425 --> 00:17:39,726
So, what do you think?
305
00:17:40,827 --> 00:17:43,863
Science ponders about it
and all men are curious.
306
00:17:46,499 --> 00:17:49,135
You know, less is more.
307
00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:25,772
- Oh, my God.
- Heather!
308
00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:27,574
Heather!
309
00:18:37,851 --> 00:18:39,753
- This is murder.
- Murder!
310
00:18:39,753 --> 00:18:41,788
- Murder!
- Murder!
311
00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:52,265
- Hello?
- Hey, bud.
312
00:18:52,265 --> 00:18:53,900
Eddie.
313
00:18:54,668 --> 00:18:55,902
You okay?
314
00:18:55,902 --> 00:18:58,538
I killed him, Eddie.
I killed Bingo.
315
00:18:58,538 --> 00:19:00,173
You son of a bitch.
316
00:19:00,173 --> 00:19:02,275
I always knew
it wasn't a viral thing.
317
00:19:11,951 --> 00:19:15,422
Hey, hey, okay. Sit, sit.
318
00:19:15,422 --> 00:19:17,357
Okay, let's make a call.
319
00:19:17,357 --> 00:19:18,992
Dial nine to get out.
320
00:19:18,992 --> 00:19:21,695
Press the intercom.
There you go. There you go.
321
00:19:21,695 --> 00:19:23,263
Morning.
322
00:19:23,263 --> 00:19:24,431
Bingo.
323
00:19:24,431 --> 00:19:25,799
Martin, I want you
324
00:19:25,799 --> 00:19:27,600
to meet Mr. Sniffles.
325
00:19:28,134 --> 00:19:30,603
Toby, how-- how could you?
326
00:19:30,603 --> 00:19:33,206
What-- what about Mr. Snuffles?
327
00:19:33,206 --> 00:19:34,941
He's dead, remember?
328
00:19:36,343 --> 00:19:38,645
But life goes on.
329
00:19:38,645 --> 00:19:40,080
Isn't he adorable?
330
00:19:41,381 --> 00:19:43,249
I gotta go lie down.
331
00:19:54,027 --> 00:19:55,428
Dazzle me, Marty.
332
00:19:56,396 --> 00:19:57,931
- Huh?
- You deaf?
333
00:19:59,432 --> 00:20:01,301
Your presentation
for that Kelley woman.
334
00:20:01,301 --> 00:20:03,103
Let's hear it.
335
00:20:03,103 --> 00:20:05,205
Uh-- Oh.
336
00:20:06,239 --> 00:20:08,308
Oh, well I, uh--
337
00:20:08,308 --> 00:20:10,076
I figured
I'd start with something
338
00:20:10,076 --> 00:20:12,545
about the benefits
of working with--
339
00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:16,583
No, no, no, no, no.
Pitch it to me like I'm her.
340
00:20:16,583 --> 00:20:19,085
- Come on, Gibby.
- Oh.
341
00:20:19,085 --> 00:20:20,587
Well, I'm sure
Fred wouldn't mind
342
00:20:20,587 --> 00:20:22,055
talking to me like I'm a woman.
343
00:20:22,055 --> 00:20:25,258
- God knows he's done it before.
- No, no, no. Okay, okay.
344
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:31,197
Pardon me, ma'am.
Please, sit down.
345
00:20:35,402 --> 00:20:38,638
Uh, hi. It's nice to meet you.
346
00:20:38,638 --> 00:20:41,274
I'm a very big fan
of your work, Miss Kelly.
347
00:20:42,042 --> 00:20:46,079
Oh, thank you.
But please, call me Kitty.
348
00:20:47,313 --> 00:20:50,050
- What?
- Kitty. Call me Kitty.
349
00:20:50,984 --> 00:20:52,052
All right.
350
00:20:52,052 --> 00:20:53,920
- Kitty, kitty.
- Kitty.
351
00:20:54,954 --> 00:20:58,258
Why don't I-- why don't I tell
you something about Whitestone?
352
00:20:58,258 --> 00:21:00,894
Obviously,
there are much bigger houses,
353
00:21:00,894 --> 00:21:03,430
but-- but the fact is...
354
00:21:03,430 --> 00:21:05,598
I had a kitten I adored.
355
00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:08,501
- Kitty.
- Kitty.
356
00:21:10,370 --> 00:21:12,672
You're not gonna get
the kind of personal attention
357
00:21:12,672 --> 00:21:13,940
that you could get here.
358
00:21:13,940 --> 00:21:15,175
Are you all right?
359
00:21:16,009 --> 00:21:18,411
I'm fine. I'm fine.
360
00:21:20,046 --> 00:21:21,181
Allergies.
361
00:21:27,220 --> 00:21:28,922
Here, Kitty.
362
00:21:28,922 --> 00:21:30,623
Come here.
363
00:21:31,624 --> 00:21:34,761
I-- I took
the liberty of drawing up
364
00:21:34,761 --> 00:21:37,597
a promotional strategy
for your next book.
365
00:21:37,597 --> 00:21:40,200
Now, "promotion"
is the name of the game,
366
00:21:40,200 --> 00:21:42,569
but of course
I don't have to tell you that.
367
00:21:42,569 --> 00:21:43,770
Do I?
368
00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:55,215
Bingo?
369
00:21:55,215 --> 00:21:56,816
Bingo!
370
00:21:56,816 --> 00:22:02,455
Kitty! I killed my kitty.
371
00:22:03,356 --> 00:22:07,127
Killed my kitty.
372
00:22:09,863 --> 00:22:11,831
I'm sorry.
I'm-- I'm just a little tired.
373
00:22:11,831 --> 00:22:13,366
I'll be fine by Monday.
374
00:22:13,366 --> 00:22:16,036
Where's Fred's office?
Never mind. I'll find it myself.
375
00:22:16,670 --> 00:22:18,204
Looks like that went well.
376
00:22:19,773 --> 00:22:21,641
Such a warped sense of humor.
377
00:22:21,641 --> 00:22:22,709
Yeah.
378
00:22:26,046 --> 00:22:27,347
Toby.
379
00:22:27,347 --> 00:22:28,515
About this last week
380
00:22:28,515 --> 00:22:30,083
and the whole
Mr. Snuffles thing,
381
00:22:30,083 --> 00:22:32,419
you know, I'm--
I'm sorry if I wasn't...
382
00:22:34,487 --> 00:22:35,855
Wasn't what?
383
00:22:38,725 --> 00:22:40,193
I guess I just didn't understand
384
00:22:40,193 --> 00:22:42,295
how a pet could be
so important to you.
385
00:22:42,295 --> 00:22:44,698
Or-- or to me.
386
00:22:44,698 --> 00:22:46,733
I mean, you know,
we-- we had a dog once.
387
00:22:46,733 --> 00:22:47,901
Tippy.
388
00:22:47,901 --> 00:22:50,537
But he-- he always liked
my sister better,
389
00:22:50,537 --> 00:22:52,105
you know, and...
390
00:22:54,708 --> 00:22:55,742
Well, anyway...
391
00:22:57,277 --> 00:22:59,012
I think I do understand.
392
00:22:59,612 --> 00:23:00,647
Oh.
393
00:23:01,348 --> 00:23:02,449
Thanks.
394
00:23:26,373 --> 00:23:29,342
Now having left
their earthly existence,
395
00:23:29,342 --> 00:23:31,244
the gates to the beyond are open
396
00:23:31,244 --> 00:23:33,580
to all creatures
of the animal kingdom.
397
00:23:41,654 --> 00:23:43,289
Yes, Toby.
398
00:23:44,591 --> 00:23:46,092
Have you seen
Mr. Sniffles?
399
00:23:48,962 --> 00:23:51,798
Catsup. Catsup.
400
00:23:55,068 --> 00:23:56,770
Martin? Martin?
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