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You got everything?

Did you get everything?

I think I got everything. Are you sure
you got the reservation?

Don't you have the address?

I don't know.

No, mom and dad are down. They're going
to wait for us. I don't need to have a

reservation. You got everything? You got
a phone charger, water? Yeah, I got all

my shit.

What about your friend? Are we picking?

What's this deal? Are your friends
coming along?

Yeah. But don't be a fucking weirdo,
bro. You stay fucking all my friends.

Nah. See, that's where you got it wrong.
I don't fuck your friends. Your friends

fuck me, right? Oh, of course. Yeah. You
know, your dick doesn't work.

Where is she, by the way? Is she far?

Nah, she's like, um... Like an hour and
what?

Yeah, she's not that far. I don't even
know why you gotta invite your friends,

man. They're supposed to be a family.
Because it doesn't look like I wanna be

stuck talking to you for this whole
trip.

Like, for real.

So annoying.

Don't be a fucking pervert, for real,
though. What? I'm not gonna perv out on

her. You always wanna fuck all my
friends, bro. And I've only been friends

her for like a year. She's gonna think
we're all crazy.

Well, we'll see. I don't know. Fuck.

We got a long way to go. We got to go.

Where are we right now?

We're not even left. We haven't even
left Miami, man.

Damn. We get down all the way to the
Keys. Why? Is she a slut, by the way?

That's why you don't want me to... No,
she's not a slut. That's why I don't

her to think that you're a sicko and
shit.

I'm not a... You really are.

I'm not a fucking sicko. Fucking huge
sicko. Look what you're wearing. What

fuck are you talking about? You're all
like... Yo, we're going down to the

These are where people retire.

We're not trying to get laid out there
or anything. Listen, listen, listen.

Old people like to look at the good. Ew,
you know.

You should cover up, bro. You're my
stepsister, so you should cover

up. You're going to be looking at me so
much.

You know what?

Where's the address? I'm going to put
the shit on my phone and we can get

because we're late. Mom told us to be
there by 3 and it's already 1. Like, no,

we're going to be super late.

But can you stop complaining and just
enjoy the ride?

Can you drive normal? Because this car
is under my name. If you crash this

you know who's going to tell me. I'm not
going to fucking crash it, bro.

All you do is complain.

You're going to be complaining the whole
trip?

I don't even know why I let you know.

Where is this girl, man? She's making us
wait.

Oh, there she is.

Hey. Hey, guys.

Hey, what's up? Thanks so much for
picking me up, by the way. I'm excited.

Let her hop in the back.

I'm not giving up my seat, that's for
sure.

You're so obnoxious.

You guys are already arguing?

Hey, yeah.

Hey, what's up?

This is my annoying brother.

I've heard a lot about you.

Hey, annoying brother. I'm Fiona.

I've heard a few things about you.

Bro, can you stop? Shut up.

What kind of thing?

Oh, no, nothing. Nothing, you know. He's
just being annoying.

Typical Shane's always been.

You guys ready?

i'm so ready let's do this you've been
down to the key before i haven't which

why i'm so excited all right cool we're
gonna have a lot of fun let's do it oh

this is it this is it this is amazing yo
what

the somewhere like this this is crazy
they really outdid themselves yeah this

different from the one last year right
no right no one do this Every year?

Yeah. But the last year one was really
shitty.

Look at this. Look at this pool.

Holy fuck. Can we see the inside?

Yeah, let's go. Let's go.

This shit looks crazy.

I don't even think they're home.

Holy shit.

Dude, this is so much better than the
last one. It's way bigger too.

Yeah, are they even here?

No, I don't think they're here. I see
their stuff, but they're not here. All

right, so let's get the good room.

Ah, what the fuck? No, hell no. Hold on.
I want the good room. My old friends

kind of texted me and told me there's
this huge party going on.

We have to go. There's going to be a
bunch of liquor, like, kegs and a bunch

fine -ass guys.

The guys here are really cute.

What did I hear?

You guys are going to a party?

Who eavesdrops anymore?

What do you mean? I was going to pick
the last room that you guys left me

this little shitty one downstairs, and I
overheard you guys talking about a

party.

Yeah. Let me go ahead and remind you
guys about the rules, okay? First of

you guys have a 9 p .m. curfew.

And I'm strict about that, Mom.

Yeah,

your mom told me to look out for you
because I know you like to get wild and

like to go party, blah, blah, blah.

But you know you have a 9 p .m. curfew.
Why are you laughing? You have a curfew,

too.

Yeah, exactly.

Both of you. But why are you trying to
act like a parent right now?

Well, they're not here, so... You're
ruining the fun.

What fun? What party is this anyways?
What?

It's my first time here.

Yeah, but you guys don't have to go to
no party.

But why not?

Look,

you guys gotta be back at 9 anyways, and
if this is a beach night party, you're

not gonna, what, you're gonna enjoy it?
You're gonna be there for 10 minutes?

I'm gonna call mom then, because I don't
know why I'm letting this go.

You call your mom, though, and try to
tell on your brother because we were

trying to go to a party.

Don't. Leave her, leave her. I want her
to look bad. That'll be perfect.

Fuck you, brother.

Look, 9 p .m., you got to be in the
house, and no guys in the house. Because

know you guys want to sneak in. Guys,
fuck that. No, if anyone's getting laid,

it's going to be me.

All right?

That's it.

Okay. That's what's going to happen.

Well, I have an idea.

You've got to borrow the car, and we go
to the party, and we can get back home.

The car that I rented?

You let me drive it earlier. What's the
difference?

Yeah, because I was tired. You made me
be home by 9.

I was tired, and I wanted to... My feet
hurt, so I didn't want to drive.

Not getting drunk. Just borrowing the
car.

Yeah, I believe you, but I don't believe
my little stepsister over here. You

know, she's a troublemaker. He's mad.

Yeah, so.

You want to take my car? Yeah, right.

Come on. Why would I do that? Why would
I give you my car?

What if we convinced you?

Like what? You don't got money.

Look, you can barely afford a shirt.

What?

What the hell are you doing?

Oh, shit.

Oh.

Okay.

This is something that might work.

You guys are serious.

But if you want to watch more, you have
to give me the keys.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

Come on.

That's not the way it works, you know.

Maybe if you guys do something for me,
you know, then maybe.

No. You're my brother. No, no, no. Step,
step, step. Come on. If you're going to

make it worth my while, you might as
well make it worth my while.

What the fuck? Yeah.

What the fuck?

You scratch my back, I scratch yours. I
think that's the way it works, right?

Okay, so let me just get this straight.

You're not going to let us borrow the
car?

No, I'll let you borrow the car.

But you just got to do, you know, some
of that what you guys are doing.

You know.

I can't stand him.

Let me, just, just let me take one thing
real quick.

I know.

It's getting dark out there, you know.
You might want to party.

Okay.

9 p .m.

10.

9 .45, and we'll see where we go from
there.

So do you have the keys in your pocket
or not? I do, I do.

Come here.

Come reach them.

We're in here.

Yeah.

Don't you all take care of it, okay?

This is crazy.

I knew there was something going on
here.

Fuck, I can't believe this is happening.

I can't either.

Have you guys done this before?

No, that's crazy.

Never.

Liars.

I'm good at that.

I'm going to watch it.

Is that the door?

Hey.

Can you wake up?

Come on.

What? What do you guys want?

The keys.

Last night was crazy.

Glad you guys had fun because I had to
explain to mom why you weren't back at

nine.

But, um, anywho, can you get up? Because
we want to go around the island and we

don't want to go alone.

Oh, my God. Are you fucking kidding me,
man?

Wake up.

I still want to sleep, like, at least,
like, another hour. No, come on, bro.

didn't even go anywhere yesterday.

What do you mean? I played video games
all night. I had a blast.

Are you kidding me?

I'm tired. Come on, bro.

Peace and psych.

Come on. All right, all right. I'll get
up. I'll get fucking dressed.

What are you doing?

What? Are you being serious right now?
What?

I told you to stop creeping on my
friend.

I'm filming the family's video. I don't
know what you're talking about. The

vacation video. But you're such a
pervert.

What? Why would... Look, see? See? See?
There you go.

Your friends how what do you want me to
do?

So where we going to the lighthouse I
like you guys well, I like your baby

Let's go to the lighthouse come on let's
go explore

the island You know, I don't know how
you got you two got together because

she's such a grouch not a grouch Yeah,
look at you. I'm really not you are you

Well, where are we going?

Lighthouse? Are you rolling?

Yeah, I'm rolling. What?

I can't know what you're doing. There's
people here.

She wants to make the video good, man.
Come on. Oh,

no.

Oh, my God.

We're going to have to walk up there?

Go on.

Oh, my God. It's going to be fun, bro.
Come on. All right. Let's go. We said we

were taking you on an adventure, right?
I just want to keep looking at your ass.

Fucking pervert.

Leave me alone. She likes me.

Shit. Damn, this seems like... Oh, my...
Come on.

Oh,

my God.

Actually, I like this.

Right now.

Oh, my God.

Right there, right there. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh my God.

You should be more like a friend.

There you go, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Ooh.

I'm tired.

Shit, we made it.

Oh my god, doesn't it feel nice?

Yeah, you know what else we made? Oh my
god.

Holy shit, you guys are wild.

Look at this. Look at this view.

Wait for me.

Where are we going now?

We're going to go back to the house. Oh,
thank God. That fucking lighthouse wore

me out. I need a rest.

We're going to go out later on, though.

Oh, my God. So what are you going to do
at the house?

Just going to freshen up or something?

Yeah, just freshen up. Relax, take a
nap, go out again.

All right, I guess.

What are you doing? Oh!

See, there you go. Now you're loosening
up.

Good deal.

Hey, hey.

Hey, what are you doing with the camera?

Come on, I thought we were doing the
whole home video, record.

My brother got the infinity.

In ways you don't even know.

What? Nothing.

What's up, what's up, what's up?

Yeah, you already know I want to ask you
about something.

I know, I know you.

Since I've been down here, it's been
great because, you know, that whole

with my ex was really hard.

But I haven't found any guys down here
that I get along with. I could get along

with your brother.

What? Out of all the guys here, you want
to fuck my brother? I didn't say that

exactly. I mean, I can tell from your
face.

Why my brother? He's so dorky. I know,
but it's kind of cute.

You guys are great. Come on. I just
wanted to talk about it so that you

give me the okay. I don't want to make
the trip awkward or anything.

Alright.

But on one condition.

Okay. You have to let me watch.

What the fuck?

I want to see you by my brother.

You two are something else.

But... Come on. Come on. Let's go. Let's
go.

What should we get on the TV today?

Hey, you. Hey.

What the hell are you guys up to?

We have an idea.

Yeah.

That's not good already. I don't get
that.

Just stop. Stop. Listen. Listen. Listen.
Listen.

It's a one -on -one situation.

Okay. So, in here.

Oh, my God.

It needs something.

To get over her ex.

Matt? Yeah.

Okay. So what better way than to finish
what we started last night?

Before your parents came home.

Oh, man.

I was thinking about that all this
morning.

Oh, yeah. No, for sure.

So what do you guys have in mind?

Well, I never really got the chance to
finish, so I wanted to actually show

So you're trying to get over Matt by
using...

Me. Yeah. Yeah.

Exactly.

I don't know. What if, what if, you
know, mom and dad come in at any second

they, we almost got caught last time,
you know. But we didn't. And that's the

whole point. We're fast.

Scattered. We're good.

Okay. So.

So.

Are you going to help me get over my ex?

Sure. Yeah. Why not?

So fucking good.

Oh, my God.

the best vacation ever.

I didn't know you were such a freak.

I'm so glad we brought you along.

Is he going to use them now?

Yeah, bye!

Got you. Perfect.

So what is it? What do you

want to talk to me about?

Oh, look, I pulled you to the side
because I saw you guys were tanning out

like a couple minutes ago.

And your skin looks really burnt, so
like...

I don't want you, you know, that could
be bad for your skin. You know, you

like, it could just be bad. So I have
this oil.

It's aloe vera oil.

Okay. And it's supposed to be good for
your skin.

Why are you being so helpful?

You want.

Well, I can't, I really can't be nice to
you. They can't, you know, I'm just

looking out for you. You helped me out
earlier. You hooked me up with, you

a friend.

It's been a fun week. So I figured it.

Just be nice. What, I can't be nice?

Yeah, it's just weird, buddy.

Yeah, because you're like, just lay
down.

And I'll just put some of this on your
back here.

And just a few little drops right there.

Plus, I don't want your tattoos to get
messed up. You know, you burn yourself

too much. It'll ruin that.

Yeah, I don't want you to get, you know,
your skin fucked up. We still got like

four or five days of being out here, you
know.

Yeah,

okay, you're right.

I'm just looking out.

Here, let me get some on the booty.

Gotta detect the booty.

You're so weird.

This is not weird. Come on.

A little.

A little?

A little. Damn, why did you get such a
fat ass, huh?

God damn. Hold on. Let me get your legs
a little.

It's not my fault. None of those lame
-ass boyfriends you had didn't take care

of you, you know?

Always talking shit.

Shit.

Yeah, turn around. Let me get your front
side.

I'm like, what's that look like?

I didn't know you had a key to this. Did
you get that on the sneak, huh? Yeah.

I do everything on the sneak.

Here,

why don't you take that off? Because I
can't.

Yeah.

I can't get that if you're blocking it,
so just take it off.

Come on, we're cool here.

Whatever.

Here you go.

Damn you have big fucking titties.

I'm just admiring them damn chill.

Get this part down here and spread it
out here.

Come on, it's like getting a massage,
you know, getting a massage before.

Not by you.

What is this?

Are you not?

What? Here, let me just put a little
bit. I didn't even get sunburned on

Yeah, but it's good because you want to
even it out, you know.

You want to even it out. Let me see.

Put it to the side a little bit.

Stop playing.

See? Doesn't that feel good?

Should we be doing this?

I mean, I think you like it, don't you?

Because we're not going to get caught.
It's fine.

Well, you're right. I mean, we are on
vacation.

Yeah. Mom and dad are out anyways.

Hey, Sherman. Holy shit.

Hey. Hey.

What's up?

Hi.

I was...

I was going to ask you for lotion.

Oh, it's right back there.

It's not. It's aloe vera. Yeah, it's
aloe vera. It's good for the burns.

a little burnt, too.

That's why.

What the fuck?

We were just, you know, I was putting
aloe vera on her and just because she

a little burnt, look at her tan.

And I don't know. One thing led to
another.

And you guys didn't think about.

Hey, Leanna, come hang out in here.

Oh, well.

Actually, I didn't think about it.

I'm sorry.

You know, we could just pick back up
where we left off.

We're supposed to be on vacation
together.

Yeah.

You guys should play with each other
right here. Come here.

Thank you.

Oh, God.

Hmm. Oh, that did really hurt.

Yeah. Hmm.

Hmm.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God.

You guys done this before?

No.

We should have been doing this from day
one.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Oh, my

God.

Yes.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Mmmmm.

I'm sorry.

Hmm.

Oh, my God.

Thank you.

Fuck, I'm gonna make a fucking nut of
you, fucking nut of you.

between us, okay?

Okay.