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What was that number again?

There it is.

Hi, I was telling you about the interview.

Yeah, it's Sophia Leung.

You don't remember me?

I'm the Latina.

Yeah.

Yes, I'm brunette.

Yeah, I'm, you know... Looking forward to being a personal assistant.

I have some experience and, you know, just really excited to get into it.

Yeah, I'm, you know, kind of short, curvy.

I got a big butt, I guess.

Yeah, definitely.

So we can meet around 1 p .m.? All right, that sounds great. Thank you so

I'm so excited. Oh my gosh, I can't wait.

This is going to be great.

I can't wait to go tell my sister.

Oh my gosh.

Should I call again?

He hasn't got back to me.

Fuck it, I'll call. I need the job.

Hi, yes, I'm calling about the personal assistant job. I applied a few days ago.

My name is Jazabeth.

Yes, the young one.

Well, I think I'm pretty qualified. I type about 45 words per minute. I'm

Am I curvy?

Yes.

Yes, I'm a wearing higher attractive woman.

Describe myself.

I'm a brunette, brown eyes, nice butt, athletic.

You can fit me in today at what?

No, no, that's perfect.

Thank you so much, sir.

Sophia!

I can't believe it.

What? I just got a job interview.

Really? Me too.

Really? What's yours?

Personal assistant.

Mine's a personal assistant too.

Oh my gosh. What area is yours in?

Well, mine's in Fort Lauderdale. What's yours?

Mine's in Fort Lauderdale too.

And did they tell you it's for a sexy personal assistant?

They did.

So, I mean. Well, I mean, I don't think you really qualify for it.

Have you seen your hair lately?

Have you seen your dress? It's all green. Excuse me. Don't touch me.

Don't touch me. Oh my gosh, look at your hair. They're never going to hire you.

You really think so? You can't even, you couldn't even read.

You can't even touch. So what are we going to do there?

Well, you know what? I think I'm just going to go without my pants today.

Okay.

So.

Well, I think I'm going to go with no pants today to you then.

How about that?

Did you like that? You know what?

Stop pushing me.

Oh, my gosh.

You're never going to make it.

Wow,

ladies, that was really nice. Come over here.

How you guys doing? I am Sophia.

How you doing, Sophia?

What's up? How you doing, Jessica?

That was quite the introduction.

You guys sisters or something?

Sisters, yeah.

Sisters. I don't usually do this, but just today I'm going to interview you

at the same time. Is that cool with you guys?

Together? Together.

If you insist.

Yes, come on in. Let's go.

After you, lady.

After you, right there.

might be working.

Or one of you.

This is a really demanding position, alright?

Alright. So I'm going to ask you guys a couple of questions, alright?

Sounds good.

Okay?

You guys comfortable?

Yeah. Why don't you sit a little closer to each other?

So the most important question I'm going to ask you.

is who brings the most to the table?

Well, like I was saying, I've actually had a job before, unlike some people.

So I've actually interned before, and I have great people skills.

I'm really smart.

And I have my own firm of transportation, so I'll never be late.

I'm great at answering phone calls.

Great with social media.

And I have great galleries.

Whoa. Okay.

And you?

Well, I actually do have a lot of experience around work because I do a

volunteering in my spare time. Nice.

I have very good clerical skills from that. I speak three different languages.

I love hot yoga.

And I don't have a boyfriend.

Okay. All right. This is going to be a little more difficult than I thought, so

I'm probably going to have to take this.

A different approach.

A more, you know?

I was thinking maybe... Like what? You know?

More hands -on? Maybe I could see your bodies, maybe?

That wasn't in the job description.

Well, I don't have a boyfriend.

Yes, you do. I'm the one without a boyfriend.

And I keep my mind and my body tight.

Okay.

You helped me on the left end of this. I'm good.

Don't worry. It's all about teamwork.

Oops.

Holy crap.

Why are you turning around?

Nice.

Okay.

We can shake their ass better.

Get a little closer. Get a little closer.

Come on, don't be shy.

There you go.

Shake your asses. There we go.

Still tough decision.

Turn around. Turn back around.

Touch your nipples.

How does that make you feel?

It's good.

You guys having fun?

I'm going to have to touch them to make sure.

Make sure you guys are qualified.

Whatever you think. Get set.

You're going to make good money. Shut up.

I'm going to get this done.

I'm going to make really good money.

This is good.

You do?

Oh, God.

You want it?

You want it?

I do, I do. You want it?

Oh, shit.

Not all you ladies try to play games, but one of you is going to have to prove

it. I think I will prove it. I think not.

Excuse me.

Excuse me, I need the job

Oh, God.

Oh. Oh.

Oh, sure.

Share that dick.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit.

Oh, yes, yes, yes.

Look up here. Look up the way you suck that cock.

There you go.

Oh, yes.

Oh,

yes.

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

You got a rat back in that fucking car?

You guys like sucking that dick? Yeah.

Hey.

You want that fucking job, don't you?

Keep on sucking that fucking cock right there.

Oh, fuck

yes.

Oh, there you go.

Look up here. Look up here. There we go.

There we go.

Oh.

Yes, yes.

I walked.

No, no. My turn.

Broke.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

Oh, oh, oh.

i think not

i think so we'll see at the end

I do.

Oh, stop this. It's like that.

There we go. There we go.

Oh,

yes, yes, yes.

You did,

huh?

Fuck yes, yes, yes, yes.

Thank you.

Amen.

Yeah, they're my brothers.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Are you watching now?

Are you watching now? Yeah.

Oh my God.

Hold on a second.

Hold on a second.

Oh my God.

Oh, that's fucking great.

That's good right there.

Holy shit.

Oh my God.

Bring it right.

Oh, bring it away.

Oh, yeah.

I keep fucking thinking about it.

Thank you.

Oh, sure.

Are you tired?

Thank you.

I love you.

I love you.

Oh, my God.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh

Just like that.

Oh my God.

Who gets the job?

All right.

All right, look, I put a lot of thought into this for the last about 45 minutes.

And I'm thinking both of you guys can get the job. Both start on Monday.

Really? Thank you.