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Kawaii cons today.

I'm so excited.

I know. I can't believe the day's here. Finally.

I got our outfits all picked out. I know. They're so cute. They're so cute.

And karate.

Yes. These adorable headphones.

I know. And a little chat here. Good job.

Oh, my gosh.

I think we might be the best dress there.

I hope.

Now, do you think there's going to be some crying boys?

Hopefully. I don't know.

I'm so glad you're going with me.

I know.

I couldn't go with anybody else.

I'm not that sister ever.

Who are you?

Sometimes I can't believe that we're just that sister.

Like... I know, right?

We're just so similar.

I mean, we have the same sense of style entirely.

It's like we're the same person.

Well, should we go ahead and get ready?

Okay. I don't want to be late.

Okay. I'm so excited.

Me too.

Do you think they're going to have family movies?

Oh, my God.

If they do,

we have to get some.

I actually had spam and sous vide like yesterday.

Well, can we get some for me?

Yeah, we can never have enough.

Yay.

What kind of food are you most excited for?

I really hope they have mochi donuts or something.

Ooh, that sounds so yummy.

I got a sweet tooth today. I want some like sweet tooth.

I love mochi.

Mochi ice cream.

Awesome. So good.

If you wanted, we could get some, like, matcha something before we go.

That sounds amazing. Matcha latte or something.

You got it?

Maybe you can help me a little bit.

Just let your whole thing out?

Is that how it goes? Do I need to untie anything?

I think we can do that. We can just lift it.

I just don't want to mess up my pretty hair that my sister did for me.

Or your gorgeous makeup that I did.

I don't know what I'd do without you.

Uh -oh, it's a hippie, babe.

Aww.

I mean, you put together such an amazing look.

Should we get into them?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my goodness.

They're so cute, right? They're so funny.

You know it's the year of the rabbit, right?

Oh my god, I totally forgot.

What a lucky year.

That looks really cute on you. Aw, thanks.

Why does it always change this?

It looks so much better on you.

You look adorable.

Don't leave it.

Aw, thanks.

You always make me feel better.

I love you. I love you.

Oh, my gosh.

What kind of shoes are you thinking about wearing?

Um, I'm probably just going to wear my sneakers since we're walking around. You

know, I don't want my shoes to get tired.

That's a good idea.

But you know I'm addicted to heels.

Heels look cute with it.

And if my feet get tired, then I can always buy some new kawaii shoes.

Ooh.

We always have to have an excuse.

I'm going to go broke at this con. I'm going to have to buy all the merch.

Oh, my God. Same.

I can't believe that they're going to have, like, all of the anime posters

there. Do you think they're going to have the Naked Girl ones?

Well, I mean, I think they totally should, right? Like, I know those would

bad. I missed it. That's how all the people were.

I kind of want one.

I need a waifu poster.

But how would I hide it?

I don't want mom and dad to find it. You know?

It's just a poster. They can't get that mad.

It's just a drawing too. It's not real.

That's true. That's true. It is. It's a drawing. It's art. Really. It's art.

Yeah. They can't complain.

Exactly.

It might be kind of cold there, so I got us the jacket.

But, you know, if we have to take it off because it gets too warm, then we'll

still look cute.

True. It'll still work.

You look so good.

Oh, thanks, babe.

You're the absolute freaking best.

But I think it's probably a good idea to wear the jackets, too. Probably. Yeah,

we'll just start off with them, and then we'll see how we feel.

And we can always tie them around our wrists and look extra cute. Oh, don't

do it. That would be cute.

The husband.

The little cat here.

I'm too hot for that.

I know, right?

Oh my god.

Oh, you're a whore.

That's cute.

You're so cute.

Wait, you can twerk. You should try and teach me how to twerk at some point.

Oh. I can do like the little, I can do like the little pop. There you go.

I think the secret here is just having a bigger ass.

I got it. I got it.

Yours is amazing.

Booty shaking.

We gotta go. Let's go check on Oliver. See if he's ready.

Okay. Bye.

Four.

All right.

Hey,

what's up, man?

Yeah, um... Yeah, did you get my message?

Yeah, dude, so I...

I think, uh, I think me and your girlfriend have broken up.

Yeah, well, yeah, let me tell you, let me tell you exactly what she said. She

said, I need some time apart.

Yeah, what does that even mean?

Right, yeah. Well, I was thinking maybe like a, like a hall pass, like a two,

like two week thing maybe.

Um, well, yeah, it's probably for good.

Yeah, I know I'm supposed to go to a convention, but, like, I don't want to

to that shit now.

Everything's going to remind me of her.

No!

You ready to go?

Come on!

Let me, let me tell you that.

What? We can come on?

You're taking us? You're going with us?

Yeah. Come on!

There's been a change of plans. I'm not coming with you.

What? Yeah. What do you mean?

Yeah, I mean, without an explanation, my girlfriend just broke up with me. Wait,

you're on the line!

Hey, what?

What are you... It's gonna take us forever to get there on the bus!

You better leave now, then.

Oh my god.

If you don't listen to me, my girlfriend just broke up with me. I don't want to

go to a convention that will remind me of her.

But, you loved animating. Yeah!

Like, you're so...

That doesn't mean my heart's feeling any better.

Like, what are you talking about?

But, you got us into that stuff.

What does that matter?

You can still go without me, can't you?

Mom, come on. You can put your phone in. You don't have to think about your

girlfriend.

Then just have... I'm definitely not taking you. I'm 100 % not taking you. I

can't believe you don't even care.

We care.

We just thought maybe we could make you have some fun. It'll be a good

distraction. You can look at all the waifus and stuff. I know, you love them.

They're so cute.

There might be anime titties. We don't know.

Maybe you could meet a new girl at the con.

I don't want a new girl at the con. I want my girlfriend's titties back. I

want to look at other tits.

Ew. I don't want to hear about your girlfriend's titties.

But con, please, please, please, please.

Oh my god.

I can't even get a word in because you're just wanting to go through it.

don't you have sympathy for me? Like, care about my feelings?

Come on. Yeah, of course, but I mean, I'll buy you ice cream or something.

Yeah, yeah.

I can't even have dairy.

What kind of sister are you?

Come on in.

Hey. I'm sorry.

Mom and Dad got that.

You're going to break?

You're going to break? Check it out.

Find your ride.

I'm gonna cheer him up and get him out of this song.

You remember that mom program you were in last week?

Oh, the one with that?

I mean, it didn't work.

It shouldn't. I mean, we don't usually get to do it.

Guess we'll just have to stay here. Yeah,

I'm hanging out.

Okay.

What are you doing?

Are you ready now?

Yeah, why don't you do that?

It could be even a fun.

Do you want me to tell you? I don't know.

We're all just that different.

You know. Yeah.

Maybe we could help distract you from your being a horse. Anything for us to

I mean, that is pretty nice of you.

Yeah.

You could try if you want.

She's definitely right.

Yeah? Yeah.

Why don't you give them a little song?

They

look

kind of weird, don't they?

How do you know?

Yeah,

I guess I do. Oh, yeah.

Oh my god.

Oh

my

god.

I don't care about you.

I want you to be happy.

Okay.

Okay. Yeah.

Have fun.

Have fun with it.

Yeah.

Am I a dreamer?

Okay.

We can't tell if my mom and dad left us.

Obviously not.

Uh huh.

I'm sorry.

Best sister ever.

Oh, just like that.

Kimmy Lulu, am I dreaming?

Oh, my God.

Oh wow.

Oh my god.

Would you like to see?

Yeah. You want to put it down?

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

You're out. Yeah. You're out.

Yes. You're out.

Amazing.

How does he taste this?

It's so good.

I love chewing it.

Yeah.

So pretty.

Yeah,

that's great.

Oh, yeah, just like that, jerking it, keep doing it.

Oh, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck you, Dom.

Did that? Yeah, we did.

What do you say?

Ready to go to the con now?