All language subtitles for vicious_2013_-_s02e02_-_gym_1080p_amzn_web-dl_x265_ghost

I wonder if it's going to rain. They
said rain, but then they're always

It looks like it could rain.

Then again, it might not.

I could.

If it were possible to bore somebody to
death, you would have massacred this

entire street by now.

At least I don't fart with every step I
take. It's my shoes.

Why are all these teenagers so
confident?

What exactly have they accomplished?

Apart from being lonesome.

Don't look at them. They frighten me.

Morning. We don't have any money. Run.

Oh.

How far have we gone?

A very short, sad distance.

My kneecap fell off. Can you see it
anyway?

We really must get in better shape.

Come on, let's go home.

Violet and Penelope are coming for tea.

We never have anything good to look
forward to.

Did you just feel a drop? I think I felt
a drop.

Oh, never mind.

Oh, yes, there it is again.

Wait.

No, I can't... This is why people hate
you.

Can I get anybody a little something to
nibble on? Oh, lunch would be lovely,

darling.

Have some lunch, thank you. You're three
assaulted nuts. This isn't a

restaurant.

How do you two know each other again?

He's been my partner for 50 years,
Penelope. You introduced us.

Just sit there and suck on a walnut.

My low ass! My low ass. Come in.

Care for some lunch? Oh, sir, there is
lunch.

You've already had all your getting. I
can't, thanks. I'm just on my way to the

gym. I've been going a lot lately.

Do you mind if we go with you, Ash? I
was just saying that Freddy and I should

be in better shape. You speak for
yourself. I'm in fantastic shape.

People are always staring at my arse.

Because it hangs behind your knees.

No, we need to be more fit.

We almost mugged earlier today. Oh, my,
what happened? This child said good

morning to us.

It was horrifying.

Sure, I don't mind if you guys come. I
promise you we won't be a bother. All we

need is for you to teach us how
everything works.

I already know how it all works. I used
to go to the dim all the time.

Do we still lift bags of sand?

Great. I'll see you later.

Now that's a nice ask.

Just as I remembered it.

Except without all these machines.

And weights.

And people exercising.

Maybe I was thinking a gym or something
else.

Oh, thank God we're appropriately
trained.

We actually look better than everyone.

Shall we start with some stretching?

I almost feel like we could go home now.
Look at all these posters for training

sessions. It's the whole thing. It's a
scam.

They take advantage of old people with
these special offers, probably a shack

the idiots, and then they just sign
right up. Hi.

I'm Theo, one of the trainers here.

I was going to see if you guys needed
any help. I can see you're both already

great shape. Thank you. Well, to walk
away so fast, I'm sure there's still

we can learn.

Well, there's actually a special right
now.

If you sign up for 20 sessions, but you
have to be over 50, are you?

Just last month, thank God.

No, I'm not sure about this. Stuart?

He's often so special.

The first week is free?

That is. Can we start now?

Okay, great. Why don't we start with
some press -ups? All right.

If he dies, just keep going. I want to
get my full hour.

Good morning. Nobody here.

Are you sure this is all right, Violet?
Positive.

I have my own key.

I always stop by to use the loo when I
go out. Oh, thank goodness. I thought

pass out if I didn't get to a toilet.

Then shouldn't you go?

Go where?

To the toilet.

Oh, right.

Just checking in. If you get this, do
give me a ring.

Christ, that felt good.

Now, we'd probably better go before
Frankie and Stephen get back.

Freddie and Stuart?

Of course.

They live here too.

You know, I'm certain they won't be home
for a while. I think we could spend a

few more minutes there.

Shall we have some tea?

Oh, that sounds delightful.

Do you think it's a bit more pleasant
without them here?

Oh, shit, yes.

What's that noise?

Is somebody sitting off fireworks?

It's my shoulder cracking.

I'm not sure, but I think a piece just
broke off.

You're doing great, Freddie.

What's he doing? Is he doing it better
than me? Yes, I am. Thank you, sir.

You were both amazing. But I did better,
right?

Well, how could you have done better?
The only exercise you've had in the last

50 years is crying.

Yeah, from waking up next to you.

You two are hilarious.

Freddie, you remind me so much of my
partner. Oh, is your partner an

too?

Hey, guys.

I'm looking all over for you. Hello,
Ash. Sorry, it took us a couple of hours

longer than we thought to get ready.

I was just waiting around to show you
how to use the equipment. Oh, we're all

right, Ash.

Theo's been helping us.

Hey. Hey.

Sorry you don't need any help.

We're all good here.

I'm actually going to be training these
handsome gents for the next three

months.

Three months?

Yes, we've got a special.

Not everyone gets it, you know. No, it's
not even that expensive.

We'll just cut corners in other areas,
like food and heat.

Okay. I guess I'll see you later, then.

Oh, Ash.

You might want to rethink your outfit.
It's not quite popping.

Poor little thing.

Doesn't know.

We'll just rest here for a few minutes
before heading back out. I think this is

the first time I've been here and not
wanted to throw up.

They can be a bit trying.

I usually take a Valium before I come.

And I usually have a glass of vodka in
the hall first.

You know, I took the liberty of finding
out the boys' schedule for the day, and

they're not going to be home for hours.
It seems a shame to rush off when we're

having such an enjoyable time. Oh, I
agree.

Would you like a bit of lunch?

How nice!

I never thought I'd actually be enjoying
myself here.

We'll make something quick and simple,
and then dash out.

Is there a pea?

And I can... It's a chicken.

Oh, that was very nice to walk us home,
Theo.

Oh, no problem.

Oh, I love your flat.

It's fabulous.

Thank you.

I paid for everything.

He sat around.

You must pay for tea.

Are you sure it's not any trouble? Yeah,
of course. We just want to thank you

for... Working out with us these past
few days, I've become so strong.

I can actually get off the toilet now
without grabbing onto the sink.

And I've never looked better. I could
probably go up for leading man roles.

I'd even be open to doing a nude scene
if the part required it.

The only way you'll be required to be
nude again is if you're donating your

organ.

At least I have a penis.

I love the way you two are with each
other. I hope my partner and I are like

this someday, too.

Why?

You know, Theo, I was wondering if there
was anything more rigorous I could do.

I think I'm ready to step things up a
bit. Yes, and so am I.

I wouldn't say this if you guys weren't
already in such fantastic shape.

But if you're serious, I could train you
for the London Marathon.

I've always wanted to run a marathon!

It would be like I was in the Olympics.

Bitch, please.

You'll probably need a lot more training
sessions, though. I could see if

they're offering another special, but I
don't know. Oh, another special? Oh, do

you think you could get it? Oh, yes,
please.

See what you can do, Theo.

Just so you know, he runs like a girl.

An old, fat, stupid girl.

Hi. Oh, hi.

Hello, Ash.

You remember Ash?

He stops by a lot, doesn't he?

Yeah. Hey, we met at the gym.

Yeah, I remember, hey?

We didn't bite you in, Ash. Oh, thanks.
But we already have visitors.

You understand, and your feelings aren't
hurt, are they?

Of course not.

Maybe we can hang out later. Maybe.

We'll call you and then take it on from
there.

Bye. Goodbye, Ash.

Right, then. Bye -bye.

You're closing the door now, dear.

Just move that foot a bit.

There we go.

Oh, sorry.

We don't normally have people dropping
in unannounced.

I believe if you're going to drop in...
Of course, you should, um,

call her.

Can anybody else smell chicken?

So, Theo, a marathon is what, three
miles?

It's 26 miles.

I see.

How many weeks does one get to finish?

I feel like I could run it today.

Your treadmill isn't turned on.

Oh.

Oh, yes. Now I see the difference.

Maybe we should call it quits for the
day. The gym is about to close and I was

going to meet my partner for a drink.
Oh, yes, yes. No, I'm just getting

started.

So am I.

Hey, guys.

Oh, hello, Ash. I'm training for the
marathon, in case you wondered why I'm

looking so sexy.

Yes, and Theo has managed to get us a
special on another three months'

Did he?

Theo, why don't you and your partner
come by our place for dinner later?

Oh, yes, you must come and dine with us,
Theo. That sounds fabulous.

We'd love it.

Actually, I just came by to get Theo.

What's that?

Somebody was looking for you in the
locker room and I said I'd come and get

Okay.

I'll be right back.

How do I get off this thing?

Just press the stop button.

Hello? Hello, Theo.

Hey.

I thought you said someone's waiting for
me in the locker room.

Someone is.

Me.

You're creepy.

Yeah.

Creepy like a fox.

What did I even mean?

You seem like a nice kid.

So, I want to make sure that we
understand each other.

You're gay.

You can hang out with any gays you like.

But those two are mine.

And I want you to stay away from them.

And what if I don't?

Let's just say I'm from Wigan and we
don't take kindly to strangers coming

of nowhere and taking advantage of our
old gay guys. You understand me?

Not really.

I want you to give Freddie and Stuart
their money back and tell them that all

their sessions were free.

Then I don't want you to come anywhere
near them again.

No way.

If you don't...

I'll tell people that you're five years
older than you say you are.

How did you find out?

I told you.

I'm from Wigan, bitch.

Okay, okay.

Now get the bloody hell out of here.

Ready to stop now, Freddy?

No, I think I could go on all night. So
could I. Good!

Stop!

No, I can't stop.

Penelope, what would you think about
changing the fabric on this sofa?

Are you comfortable here?

Why would you say that?

Oh, souffle's ready.

Maybe we've been spending too much time
here. No, I checked the boys' schedule

for the day and they won't be home for
ages. No, that's not what I mean.

Wouldn't you prefer to be in your own
flat?

Well, that's just it.

It seems Jasper has disappeared.

And you haven't heard from him at all?

Not a word.

And, well, I just can't bear to be alone
in my flat.

That's why I'm spending all this time
here.

I'm sure he'll be back, sweetheart.

I know.

And things like this probably happen all
the time with newlyweds, right?

Okay.

It's just...

I'd rather not tell anyone else at this
point. It's a bit embarrassing.

You understand?

Of course.

Well, I guess we should leave.

I'm going to have to face being alone
sooner or later.

All right.

Although it seems a shame to waste a
perfectly good souffle.

It does.

And some tea. Oh, lovely.

Now, see if there's anything good on my
telly.

Oh, and, Violet, I've been meaning to
ask you.

Yes? How's your new husband?

Hello?

Oh, it's no use.

Everybody's gone home already. I think
they forgot us.

There's got to be some way out of this
mess.

I'll try again.

No.

I'm afraid the only way they're going to
get me out of this contraption is by

cutting my arms off.

No great loss. The only thing you use
them for is making tea.

You're lucky I can't get over there, or
I'd roll that thing onto your neck.

This is all your fault, you know.

My fault? How is it my fault? If you
hadn't been so competitive with me, none

this would ever have happened.

You're right. I'm sorry.

There?

I was just taking a shot in the dark.

You know, when we first started working
out, I realised something.

That you have a weird smell when you
sweat?

That you were more fit than me.

And I began to think, what if he lives
longer than me?

So I wanted to get in better shape than
you to make sure that I was the one that

lived the longest.

You selfish little wanker.

Because if I die first, I don't think
you'll be able to survive without me.

I never want to leave you alone, Freddy.

That's beautiful.

Stuart? Yes?

I want you to know something.

Yes?

I think I'd be all right if you died
first.

Don't worry.

I'm not going to. But I want you to know
it's okay if you do. As in completely

and totally fine.

I suppose none of that matters now,
since we're both going to die together

this gym.

At least our corpses will be toned.

I hope they don't bury me in this
outfit.

It's grabbing and pulling in lots of odd
places.

No rights to it.

I wouldn't want to live without you.

Ah, thank God!

Save me first!

It sounds like you boys had a very
harrowing experience at the gym.

Well... Why, lucky for us, Ash was
there.

There was nothing.

Wait a moment. I've just remembered
something.

What is it?

The tomato is a fruit.

Go and take a nap or something, will
you?

Maybe it'll reset your brain.

And it looks like Theo and his partner
aren't coming. Oh, yeah, he wanted me to

tell you that they couldn't make it.

moved. Did he say why?

No.

Actually, I think he's moving.

I don't think we'll be seeing much of
him anymore.

Oh, that's too bad.

Freddie, Stuart, can I ask you
something?

Did you guys like Theo better than me
because he was gay?

Oh, Ash, you think everybody's gay.

We didn't like him better than you,
dear. Of course not.

We were just being nice to him for the
discount.

You're our Ash.

Don't you know that by now?

Yeah, I do.

And I'm your violet.

Don't try to get in on this, too.

Well, I should start dinner and check on
Balthazar. He's been extra sleepy since

the vet had to jumpstart his heart last
week.

We just celebrated Balthazar's 21st
birthday.

He's not a puppy anymore.

He's not even a dog anymore All of our
food is gone

We should probably go