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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:23,630 --> 00:00:25,150 Thank you. Now, I'm not falling for that scam. 2 00:00:26,250 --> 00:00:28,170 You can suck a piece of ice when we get home. 3 00:00:29,710 --> 00:00:32,049 What about getting tickets for Mamma Mia? 4 00:00:32,490 --> 00:00:34,550 I've heard they force you to like it. 5 00:00:34,850 --> 00:00:37,150 I'd rather be lured into a vat of boiling oil. 6 00:00:37,750 --> 00:00:40,050 You never want to do anything with me. 7 00:00:40,550 --> 00:00:44,490 I'm sick of staying at home all the time, watching you decompose. 8 00:00:44,750 --> 00:00:47,650 It's like living with a puddle of skin and two teeth. 9 00:00:50,570 --> 00:00:53,710 So glad you stopped by again without calling first, Vi. 10 00:00:55,250 --> 00:00:57,470 Still nothing from your husband? 11 00:00:57,790 --> 00:00:59,430 No word from Jasper. 12 00:01:00,030 --> 00:01:05,850 But I did talk to some of his ex -wives and apparently he disappears quite 13 00:01:05,850 --> 00:01:09,010 frequently. So that's a bit of encouraging news. 14 00:01:09,630 --> 00:01:14,350 And how many ex -wives does he have, Vi? How many would you think is a lot? 15 00:01:14,570 --> 00:01:15,570 More than two. 16 00:01:15,870 --> 00:01:18,930 Well, multiply that by three and add one. 17 00:01:22,280 --> 00:01:24,180 Let's not talk till he gets back. 18 00:01:26,980 --> 00:01:27,980 Hi. Hi. 19 00:01:28,300 --> 00:01:30,220 Hello, Ash. Hello, Jess. 20 00:01:30,440 --> 00:01:32,380 And how are the lovebirds? 21 00:01:32,720 --> 00:01:34,700 Great. Living together is amazing. 22 00:01:35,160 --> 00:01:37,440 And we've been doing loads of fun things. 23 00:01:37,720 --> 00:01:39,980 Oh, I wonder what that's like. 24 00:01:40,820 --> 00:01:44,280 We had fun just yesterday. I cut that growth off your neck with the nail 25 00:01:44,280 --> 00:01:45,280 clippers. 26 00:01:46,600 --> 00:01:49,520 Aren't you the most adorable couple I've ever seen? 27 00:01:49,880 --> 00:01:50,759 It's official. 28 00:01:50,760 --> 00:01:52,160 I'm in love with the two of you. 29 00:01:52,640 --> 00:01:54,640 Jess, darling, would you mind grabbing me a tissue? 30 00:01:55,040 --> 00:01:56,040 Sure. 31 00:01:56,160 --> 00:01:58,780 She seems clingy and desperate and not right for you. 32 00:02:00,020 --> 00:02:01,020 We'll talk later. 33 00:02:01,200 --> 00:02:02,400 Thank you, darling. 34 00:02:03,920 --> 00:02:06,500 We're actually going to be taking a ballroom dance class together. 35 00:02:06,780 --> 00:02:11,540 Oh, I've been dying to do that. How have I been dying to do that, Freddy? 36 00:02:11,900 --> 00:02:14,540 Well, I know you've been dying. I can't speak to the rest of it. 37 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:17,000 Why don't you come with us? 38 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:19,000 Ballroom dancing? 39 00:02:19,200 --> 00:02:20,200 With that? 40 00:02:21,720 --> 00:02:22,720 I'll pass. 41 00:02:22,940 --> 00:02:25,120 I want to go, Freddy. 42 00:02:25,400 --> 00:02:28,060 Then go with Violet. She doesn't have anything else to do. 43 00:02:28,520 --> 00:02:30,340 Oh, yes, Stuart, it'll be such fun. 44 00:02:30,660 --> 00:02:32,800 I don't want to go with Violet. 45 00:02:33,020 --> 00:02:34,020 Oh, all right. 46 00:02:34,240 --> 00:02:35,280 Come on, Freddy. 47 00:02:35,760 --> 00:02:39,240 My mother's learning ballroom dancing in prison, and she loves it. 48 00:02:42,760 --> 00:02:43,760 Your father was in prison. 49 00:02:43,940 --> 00:02:45,280 Oh, yeah, yeah, they're both in prison. 50 00:02:46,480 --> 00:02:49,420 Don't look so surprised. It's not that weird. 51 00:02:50,560 --> 00:02:51,560 Is it? 52 00:02:52,700 --> 00:02:54,240 It's really fucking weird. 53 00:03:01,700 --> 00:03:03,260 Fine, I'll do it. 54 00:03:03,800 --> 00:03:05,780 Just don't tell people we're a couple. 55 00:03:06,120 --> 00:03:08,200 I don't want everyone to know that I've settled. 56 00:03:09,780 --> 00:03:11,620 Great. We're all set. 57 00:03:15,470 --> 00:03:16,970 So am I going or not? 58 00:03:18,670 --> 00:03:20,650 Hello, all you gorgeous people. 59 00:03:21,630 --> 00:03:22,910 I'm Antonio St. 60 00:03:23,130 --> 00:03:25,330 Alexis, and I'll be your instructor. 61 00:03:26,330 --> 00:03:28,790 Now, are you ready to dance? 62 00:03:45,420 --> 00:03:46,860 What's your name, young man? 63 00:03:48,960 --> 00:03:51,300 Ash. No, I was talking to him. 64 00:03:51,600 --> 00:03:54,280 Oh, I'm Stuart. 65 00:03:55,240 --> 00:03:57,500 Move over, Ash. Not everything's about you. 66 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:04,200 Do you mind if I put my hands on your hips? Can they reach that wide? 67 00:04:06,140 --> 00:04:09,220 Now I want you to sway to the beat. 68 00:04:10,720 --> 00:04:12,580 Do you mind if I have a go next? 69 00:04:12,900 --> 00:04:15,120 Of course. Get up here, gorgeous. 70 00:04:17,399 --> 00:04:18,980 Don't do anything too bizarre. 71 00:04:20,620 --> 00:04:25,260 Is it all right if I put my hands on your hips? Let me save you some time. 72 00:04:25,260 --> 00:04:26,320 can put anything anywhere. 73 00:04:27,640 --> 00:04:28,680 Did you see me? 74 00:04:29,280 --> 00:04:33,000 No, I must have missed it. I was too busy trying to claw my eyes out. 75 00:04:34,700 --> 00:04:36,680 I'm not sure I'm getting it. 76 00:04:37,460 --> 00:04:38,460 Like this. 77 00:04:52,680 --> 00:04:53,680 I'm not certain. 78 00:04:54,320 --> 00:04:56,380 But I'm glad there are no children present. 79 00:04:57,260 --> 00:04:59,200 Why are you both here, anyway? 80 00:05:00,440 --> 00:05:05,360 Stuart invited us. He phoned and started talking about suicide again. I didn't 81 00:05:05,360 --> 00:05:06,360 know what else to say. 82 00:05:07,160 --> 00:05:08,160 Thank you, darling. 83 00:05:15,420 --> 00:05:19,360 Now, let's see how you all dance with your partners. 84 00:05:19,680 --> 00:05:20,680 What about you? 85 00:05:22,190 --> 00:05:23,189 Yes, you. 86 00:05:23,190 --> 00:05:24,870 Oh, now me. 87 00:05:25,270 --> 00:05:28,730 And who's that gorgeous creature with you? 88 00:05:29,030 --> 00:05:30,490 That's my girlfriend, Jess. 89 00:05:31,450 --> 00:05:32,450 Don't touch her. 90 00:05:32,770 --> 00:05:34,950 Hi. Don't listen to him. 91 00:05:35,170 --> 00:05:37,390 We totally don't think you're creepy. 92 00:05:38,770 --> 00:05:42,210 Let's see what you sexy little gumdrops can do. 93 00:05:52,300 --> 00:05:53,300 Jeff. Jeff. 94 00:05:53,820 --> 00:05:55,740 There's something I've been wanting to tell you. 95 00:05:56,080 --> 00:05:57,080 Yes? 96 00:05:57,380 --> 00:06:00,400 I really feel like I'm falling in... Oh, shit! 97 00:06:00,800 --> 00:06:01,800 Sorry. 98 00:06:02,340 --> 00:06:04,260 You stood on it really hard. 99 00:06:04,600 --> 00:06:05,940 You're kind of being a baby. 100 00:06:06,440 --> 00:06:07,740 There's blood coming through my shoe. 101 00:06:08,140 --> 00:06:09,140 Are you crying? 102 00:06:09,440 --> 00:06:10,440 No. 103 00:06:12,060 --> 00:06:13,620 All right, who's next? 104 00:06:13,860 --> 00:06:19,540 I'd love to go next. The net I've already gone, in which case, how did I 105 00:06:26,060 --> 00:06:29,220 This is all your fault. Come on, dear. 106 00:06:38,280 --> 00:06:42,620 You're very good, Penelope. Thank you, and so are you, Robert. 107 00:06:45,220 --> 00:06:50,200 Robert? But we've always danced wonderfully together. Do you remember 108 00:06:50,200 --> 00:06:51,200 wedding, Robert? 109 00:06:52,900 --> 00:06:53,900 Yes. 110 00:06:55,140 --> 00:06:57,300 Yes, I do. It was so beautiful. 111 00:06:58,160 --> 00:06:59,160 It was. 112 00:07:01,560 --> 00:07:03,020 It's all right, you two. 113 00:07:03,240 --> 00:07:04,240 Wrap it up. 114 00:07:05,920 --> 00:07:08,280 Okay, show us what you got, boys. 115 00:07:09,200 --> 00:07:10,200 You be the woman. 116 00:07:11,900 --> 00:07:13,140 Is it that needed saying? 117 00:07:23,180 --> 00:07:25,020 And you be the nasty bitch. 118 00:07:32,520 --> 00:07:34,380 You're doing it wrong. No, I'm not. 119 00:07:35,100 --> 00:07:37,100 All right, I'm going to stop you. 120 00:07:37,600 --> 00:07:39,500 You're doing it wrong. Yes, I told you. 121 00:07:39,780 --> 00:07:41,460 No, you're doing it wrong. 122 00:07:41,880 --> 00:07:44,480 Would you mind stepping out so I can show you how it's done? 123 00:07:44,760 --> 00:07:45,760 He doesn't mind. 124 00:07:46,060 --> 00:07:47,060 Get lost. 125 00:07:49,060 --> 00:07:50,060 It's like this. 126 00:07:52,560 --> 00:07:58,640 One, two, three. One, two, three. Ten. I never knew Stuart danced so 127 00:07:58,640 --> 00:07:59,640 beautifully. 128 00:08:02,060 --> 00:08:03,400 My, yeah. 129 00:08:03,920 --> 00:08:05,320 He's very good. 130 00:08:06,260 --> 00:08:07,320 Isn't he, Freddy? 131 00:08:07,720 --> 00:08:09,800 You're just like a Stuart answered the phone. 132 00:08:11,520 --> 00:08:14,320 Is this arsehole ever going to pick me? 133 00:08:17,740 --> 00:08:22,450 I can't remember when I had such a good time. People seemed to really... Enjoy 134 00:08:22,450 --> 00:08:23,429 my dancing. 135 00:08:23,430 --> 00:08:26,410 I didn't think I was that good, but I suppose I was. 136 00:08:27,010 --> 00:08:31,530 Antonio wouldn't say it if it wasn't true, would he? Although, maybe, he was 137 00:08:31,530 --> 00:08:32,530 just being nice. 138 00:08:32,830 --> 00:08:36,890 But... Ash, would you do me a favour and throw that lamp at Stuart? I can't 139 00:08:36,890 --> 00:08:37,890 reach it. 140 00:08:39,809 --> 00:08:42,970 You're just upset because Antonio said you were awful. 141 00:08:43,250 --> 00:08:44,250 But that ridiculous... 142 00:08:45,900 --> 00:08:47,400 And what was he, anyway? Gay? 143 00:08:47,680 --> 00:08:51,440 Straight? Who could tell the way he was carrying on? And I refuse to believe 144 00:08:51,440 --> 00:08:52,840 there's such a thing as a bisexual. 145 00:08:54,340 --> 00:08:56,360 Oh, he's definitely straight. 146 00:08:57,080 --> 00:08:58,660 He just sent me this. 147 00:09:00,280 --> 00:09:01,280 Oh, my. 148 00:09:03,240 --> 00:09:04,280 And this. 149 00:09:06,080 --> 00:09:07,280 Is that his arm? 150 00:09:12,320 --> 00:09:13,320 No. 151 00:09:16,780 --> 00:09:17,780 I think we're dating. 152 00:09:18,080 --> 00:09:19,360 You have a husband. 153 00:09:19,940 --> 00:09:20,940 Or something. 154 00:09:22,340 --> 00:09:25,840 I think it's time I went on with my life. But I'll go slow. 155 00:09:26,100 --> 00:09:27,820 I don't want to give him the wrong idea. 156 00:09:28,440 --> 00:09:31,860 Jess, would you mind taking a topless photo of me in the kitchen later? 157 00:09:33,880 --> 00:09:35,300 Only if you take one of me next. 158 00:09:35,880 --> 00:09:36,940 I like you. 159 00:09:39,660 --> 00:09:41,700 I'm so glad you two are friends. 160 00:09:44,720 --> 00:09:47,940 Well, I hope you've got this all out of your system, Stuart, because we are not 161 00:09:47,940 --> 00:09:49,220 going back to that class. 162 00:09:49,440 --> 00:09:50,440 What are you talking about? 163 00:09:50,760 --> 00:09:53,720 Watching you behave like a whore entertaining his sailors on leave. 164 00:09:55,100 --> 00:09:56,740 It's not my idea of a good time. 165 00:09:57,200 --> 00:10:01,200 You're just jealous because I was better at something than you were. That's 166 00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:04,300 ridiculous. The only thing you're better at than me is shrinking. 167 00:10:06,460 --> 00:10:09,080 It's late. Perhaps we should go home now, Jess. 168 00:10:09,420 --> 00:10:11,300 Oh, can't we stay for a few more minutes? 169 00:10:11,840 --> 00:10:13,740 I've never seen them really go for it. 170 00:10:14,820 --> 00:10:15,940 It's quite fun. 171 00:10:17,500 --> 00:10:19,480 I'm not going back to that class. Fine. 172 00:10:19,980 --> 00:10:24,580 Then I'll go without you. God forbid we should ever do anything as a couple. 173 00:10:25,140 --> 00:10:29,880 Now, if you'll excuse me, I want to make sure Balthazar's glass eye didn't fall 174 00:10:29,880 --> 00:10:31,120 into his water bowl again. 175 00:10:33,280 --> 00:10:35,640 Oh, he just sent me another photo. 176 00:10:39,700 --> 00:10:41,240 What are we looking at? 177 00:10:55,560 --> 00:10:57,180 I cooked you dinner. It's in the oven. 178 00:10:57,380 --> 00:11:00,720 And what tasteless piece of inedible cardboard do I have to look forward to 179 00:11:00,720 --> 00:11:02,460 evening? Did you boil a chair cushion? 180 00:11:03,700 --> 00:11:05,640 No, I'm glad it fell on the floor. 181 00:11:06,760 --> 00:11:08,540 If you need anything, call. 182 00:11:09,080 --> 00:11:13,220 I have my mobile with me. Don't worry about me. This is the first time I've 183 00:11:13,220 --> 00:11:17,020 alone in this flat in 50 years. Now I can finally change the locks. 184 00:11:19,060 --> 00:11:22,400 Oh, and there's some shit I need you to cut out of Balthasar's fur. 185 00:11:25,960 --> 00:11:27,140 What's Freddy doing tonight, Stuart? 186 00:11:28,220 --> 00:11:31,020 Oh, he's probably home, sitting on the sofa and bitching. 187 00:11:31,580 --> 00:11:36,700 Although I can't be certain. I'm only going by 18 ,250 nights of experience. 188 00:11:38,140 --> 00:11:41,520 Wow. Can you imagine being with somebody that long? 189 00:11:41,900 --> 00:11:42,900 I can. 190 00:11:43,780 --> 00:11:47,160 Jess, there's something I've been wanting to tell you. Oh, hold on. 191 00:11:48,140 --> 00:11:51,280 I think I might be falling. Oh, shit! 192 00:11:51,720 --> 00:11:53,680 Oh, I'm so sorry. Are you OK? 193 00:11:54,540 --> 00:11:56,500 My teeth feel funny. Let me see. 194 00:11:57,740 --> 00:11:58,740 Oh. 195 00:12:00,760 --> 00:12:02,060 They look fine. 196 00:12:03,080 --> 00:12:04,080 Ew. 197 00:12:07,900 --> 00:12:12,560 Now, as you all know, next week is our competition night. 198 00:12:12,820 --> 00:12:18,000 But remember, it's a celebration of all your hard work and not a competition. 199 00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:20,440 Then maybe change the name. 200 00:12:21,960 --> 00:12:24,370 Has anybody... seen Violet? 201 00:12:24,850 --> 00:12:27,870 Oh, sorry, so sorry, I'm late. 202 00:12:28,430 --> 00:12:30,210 Oh, so, so sorry. 203 00:12:30,570 --> 00:12:37,230 I was at the supermarket and there was a very 204 00:12:37,230 --> 00:12:38,230 long queue. 205 00:12:40,310 --> 00:12:45,710 Yes, Violet was at the supermarket and I saw her there and we came to class 206 00:12:45,710 --> 00:12:46,710 together. 207 00:12:47,030 --> 00:12:49,010 I wasn't at the supermarket. 208 00:12:51,150 --> 00:12:52,250 Yeah, I know. 209 00:12:54,970 --> 00:12:57,370 Stuart and Violet, would you like to start? 210 00:12:57,810 --> 00:13:01,750 I wanted to go first, Robert. I'm sorry, my dear. Next time. 211 00:13:01,970 --> 00:13:04,410 You're a weak man, Robert, and you've always been a weak man. 212 00:13:06,370 --> 00:13:08,890 Jesus Christ, now I get it from her, too. 213 00:13:26,120 --> 00:13:26,979 Is that you? 214 00:13:26,980 --> 00:13:28,920 Well, who the bloody are you to think it is? 215 00:13:29,140 --> 00:13:32,140 Well, I suppose I haven't heard your constant beuling for so long I've 216 00:13:32,140 --> 00:13:33,140 what it sounded like. 217 00:13:34,040 --> 00:13:35,200 What do you want, Freddy? 218 00:13:35,540 --> 00:13:37,980 Well, I'm just calling to find out where we keep the tea. 219 00:13:38,680 --> 00:13:40,900 It's impossible to know where you hide everything. 220 00:13:41,240 --> 00:13:43,020 It's in the cupboard by the sink. 221 00:13:43,360 --> 00:13:44,980 Oh, I looked. I couldn't find it. 222 00:13:45,540 --> 00:13:48,300 You didn't move everything around before you left. 223 00:13:48,540 --> 00:13:49,660 I have to go, Freddy. 224 00:13:49,920 --> 00:13:51,140 Don't you dare hang up on me. 225 00:13:51,630 --> 00:13:54,190 I'm all right, in case anybody was wondering. 226 00:13:56,070 --> 00:13:58,250 Yes, I piled the tea. 227 00:13:58,570 --> 00:14:00,470 Great. Is that it? 228 00:14:00,770 --> 00:14:01,970 No, just one more thing. 229 00:14:02,710 --> 00:14:04,210 How do you make tea? 230 00:14:08,230 --> 00:14:11,370 Balthazar, stop licking that spot, please. 231 00:14:12,050 --> 00:14:13,250 It's disgusting. 232 00:14:14,910 --> 00:14:16,270 Oh, you're home. 233 00:14:16,550 --> 00:14:17,590 What a novelty. 234 00:14:18,510 --> 00:14:21,430 Now at least I won't have to go on a treasure hunt to find a spoon. 235 00:14:21,910 --> 00:14:24,010 Everything is where it's always been. 236 00:14:24,430 --> 00:14:27,850 And you're the one who decided he didn't want to come to dance class. 237 00:14:28,210 --> 00:14:30,410 Yes, because I'm not a 12 -year -old girl. 238 00:14:31,890 --> 00:14:35,990 Are you going to come watch me at our competition night? We even get to wear 239 00:14:35,990 --> 00:14:36,990 special costumes. 240 00:14:37,870 --> 00:14:42,510 I hope mine doesn't have too many sequins, but at the same time a lot of 241 00:14:42,510 --> 00:14:43,510 sequins. 242 00:14:45,119 --> 00:14:48,360 Pencil me in for a no, and I'll get back to you if anything changes. 243 00:14:49,260 --> 00:14:50,260 Fine. 244 00:14:50,560 --> 00:14:55,280 If you don't want to spend time with me, I'll just continue to do things without 245 00:14:55,280 --> 00:14:58,740 you. I want to spend time with you, just not in the same room. 246 00:15:00,480 --> 00:15:01,760 Well, we can start now. 247 00:15:02,500 --> 00:15:03,500 I'll be upstairs. 248 00:15:04,360 --> 00:15:05,360 Good. 249 00:15:06,620 --> 00:15:08,080 Hey, stop licking your balls! 250 00:15:10,860 --> 00:15:12,700 Well, you're all... 251 00:15:14,699 --> 00:15:15,699 Where's Stuart? 252 00:15:15,780 --> 00:15:16,780 No idea. 253 00:15:17,160 --> 00:15:19,280 I can't even remember the last time I saw him. 254 00:15:20,160 --> 00:15:21,660 Can I talk to you about something, Freddy? 255 00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:22,880 Yes, of course. 256 00:15:23,360 --> 00:15:24,360 Would you like a drink? 257 00:15:24,440 --> 00:15:25,820 I'd love one. Get one for me, too. 258 00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:28,960 What about Jack? 259 00:15:31,760 --> 00:15:33,060 I think I'm in love with her. 260 00:15:34,060 --> 00:15:35,060 Have you told her? 261 00:15:35,840 --> 00:15:36,840 Not yet. 262 00:15:37,390 --> 00:15:39,190 Every time I try, I keep getting injured. 263 00:15:39,710 --> 00:15:41,710 And today I'd spend all afternoon at the dentist. 264 00:15:42,010 --> 00:15:44,450 I went to the dentist once. The whole thing is a scam. 265 00:15:46,810 --> 00:15:49,850 I've never felt this way before, and I need some advice. 266 00:15:50,210 --> 00:15:53,050 And I don't want to talk to my parents about it. Because they're both in 267 00:15:54,270 --> 00:15:57,070 No, because I don't feel as close to them as I feel to you. 268 00:15:59,230 --> 00:16:00,470 So how can I help? 269 00:16:01,650 --> 00:16:02,650 I'm not sure. 270 00:16:03,410 --> 00:16:07,370 All I know is I can't imagine being without her. And you really feel that 271 00:16:08,110 --> 00:16:09,110 Yeah. 272 00:16:09,770 --> 00:16:11,110 I don't know what to do. 273 00:16:11,490 --> 00:16:14,030 Seems to me the answer is right in front of you. 274 00:16:17,690 --> 00:16:18,690 You're right. 275 00:16:19,450 --> 00:16:20,450 I'm going to ask her. 276 00:16:21,490 --> 00:16:22,490 Excuse me for a moment. 277 00:16:26,630 --> 00:16:27,630 Hey, Balthazar. 278 00:16:28,390 --> 00:16:31,430 What are you doing there, eh, matey? Oh, you're a dirty dog. 279 00:16:31,870 --> 00:16:32,870 Dirty, dirty dog. 280 00:16:34,470 --> 00:16:36,650 There's something I want to give you, Ash. 281 00:16:38,570 --> 00:16:39,950 It's my mother's wedding ring. 282 00:16:40,610 --> 00:16:41,810 I want you to have it. 283 00:16:43,450 --> 00:16:44,450 Ready. 284 00:16:44,850 --> 00:16:45,950 I don't know what to say. 285 00:16:46,510 --> 00:16:47,510 Thank you. 286 00:16:47,970 --> 00:16:48,970 You're welcome. 287 00:16:54,110 --> 00:16:55,110 What's all that? 288 00:16:55,730 --> 00:16:56,730 My mother. 289 00:17:03,560 --> 00:17:06,720 Don't you all look gorgeous this evening? 290 00:17:07,380 --> 00:17:10,720 Is everyone excited for a competition night? 291 00:17:15,319 --> 00:17:16,319 Yes. 292 00:17:17,280 --> 00:17:20,099 This glass has really made me more outspoken. 293 00:17:21,579 --> 00:17:23,180 Is Freddie not coming? 294 00:17:23,400 --> 00:17:24,400 No. 295 00:17:24,760 --> 00:17:26,240 Are you all right, darling? 296 00:17:26,500 --> 00:17:27,358 Yeah, of course. 297 00:17:27,359 --> 00:17:31,260 Is my costume too tight? It feels way too tight. 298 00:17:31,520 --> 00:17:32,640 No, it's perfect. 299 00:17:34,040 --> 00:17:36,480 I didn't realise you were circumcised. 300 00:17:42,940 --> 00:17:44,820 Are you OK? 301 00:17:45,180 --> 00:17:46,500 You seem nervous. 302 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:48,000 I'm great. 303 00:17:48,220 --> 00:17:49,220 What are you up to? 304 00:17:49,880 --> 00:17:50,880 You'll see. 305 00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:52,500 Stand up straight, Robert. 306 00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:54,840 Yes, dear. And be more personable today. 307 00:17:55,220 --> 00:17:56,440 I'm trying, dear. 308 00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:57,640 Try harder. 309 00:17:59,980 --> 00:18:02,240 Stuart and Violet, would you like to begin? 310 00:18:17,140 --> 00:18:19,220 You can sit the rest of us out there. 311 00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:22,060 What are you doing, Freddy? 312 00:18:22,460 --> 00:18:24,440 And where did you get that outfit? 313 00:18:24,820 --> 00:18:25,900 This from when I was in Cats. 314 00:18:30,640 --> 00:18:31,800 Yes, I could do it, short notice. 315 00:18:32,680 --> 00:18:34,720 You wanted to do something as a couple, sir. 316 00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:36,240 Here I am. 317 00:18:38,320 --> 00:18:39,500 Well, it's too late. 318 00:18:40,440 --> 00:18:43,920 Why do you always find it so hard to show that you care? 319 00:18:44,240 --> 00:18:46,300 I show, but in my own way. 320 00:18:46,640 --> 00:18:48,400 You know, by calling you fat. 321 00:18:49,020 --> 00:18:50,760 Well, that's just not good enough. 322 00:18:51,480 --> 00:18:54,200 Don't you dare dance off without me. What was all that about? 323 00:18:54,540 --> 00:18:56,460 Oh, it's just Freddy being Freddy. 324 00:18:57,460 --> 00:18:58,580 He'll never change. 325 00:19:03,280 --> 00:19:04,360 Your lip's bleeding. 326 00:19:04,740 --> 00:19:06,880 I forgot to take the horns out. 327 00:19:12,940 --> 00:19:15,580 You're dancing beautifully, Penelope. 328 00:19:16,820 --> 00:19:18,080 I want a divorce. 329 00:19:52,080 --> 00:19:53,100 feels wrong back there. 330 00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:58,100 You were all incredible tonight. 331 00:19:58,740 --> 00:20:03,920 According to my judges' scores, the winners are Stuart and Violet. 332 00:20:04,180 --> 00:20:06,360 What judges? 333 00:20:06,620 --> 00:20:07,760 There are no judges. 334 00:20:08,620 --> 00:20:10,740 Can I have everyone's attention for a minute, please? 335 00:20:12,040 --> 00:20:15,300 I have something I want to say and I want the whole world to hear it. 336 00:20:15,720 --> 00:20:17,700 Well, the whole world's already seen it. 337 00:20:25,260 --> 00:20:26,260 Jessica Foster. 338 00:20:29,060 --> 00:20:30,200 Will you marry me? 339 00:20:32,340 --> 00:20:33,340 Oh, Ash. 340 00:20:34,140 --> 00:20:37,640 I don't think... I don't think I'm in love with you. 341 00:20:39,440 --> 00:20:40,440 I'm so sorry. 342 00:20:46,960 --> 00:20:48,360 Oh, Ash. 343 00:20:50,360 --> 00:20:51,740 I don't know what to do. 344 00:20:56,300 --> 00:20:58,420 Seems to me that the answer is right in front of you. 345 00:21:10,920 --> 00:21:14,020 Stuart Bixby, will you marry me? 346 00:21:17,220 --> 00:21:18,220 Yes. 347 00:21:20,040 --> 00:21:23,140 Freddie Thornhill, yes. 348 00:21:25,040 --> 00:21:26,620 I will marry you. 24016