All language subtitles for Vicious (2013) - S01E06 - Anniversary (1080p AMZN WEB-DL x265 Ghost)

It is Mrs Ash, his neighbour.

Is this Stuart's mum?

Nice to meet you.

No, I'm not a girl.

Ash is also a boy's name.

Yeah, it is.

I suppose I'll be seeing you at the
party tonight, Mrs Bixby.

What a big party for Freddie and Stuart.

Yes, the actor.

Oh, didn't you know about it?

Great. I'll see you tonight.

Yes, I'm positive I'm a boy.

Ash, what have you done?

Violet, you're back.

Yes, and just in time, I see.

Was that Stuart's mother you were
talking to?

Yeah, why?

And you told her about the anniversary
party?

The party for her son and his partner?

The party that's tonight?

Yeah. The son she doesn't know the truth
about yet?

She doesn't know he's gay.

Now, think very carefully. Exactly what
did you say?

I don't remember.

Think very hard, Ash.

Are you scaring me?

Don't worry, we're in this together.

Oh, God.

What are they going to do when they find
out? Find out what?

I should be leaving. Not until somebody
tells me what's going on.

Why are you both here?

Is Stuart dead?

Oh, shit.

Oh, happy anniversary to you, too.

Oh, is that today? I knew there was a
reason I woke up vomiting.

Well, happy anniversary. I should get
home and unpack.

I'm so sorry that it didn't work out
with your boyfriend in Buenos Aires,

It was all terribly romantic at the
start. And the fact that he stole from

proved he really did care.

Now, do tell me, what were you both
going on about?

It was nothing. We were just talking
about the party tonight and how much fun

it's going to be and how I may be
invited to your mother.

You did what?

You tell me exactly what happened.

Well, I walked in and the phone was
ringing and...

There was no one here, so I answered it,
and she was really sweet.

Oh, I don't think that's Stuart's
mother, Ash.

And she said that I sounded like a girl.

Oh, no, it was her.

Can I have a glass of water? It's really
hot in here. Is anybody else hot? Oh,

you're doing fine, darling.

I already told you I had nothing to do
with what this lunatic did, right?

Continue, Ash.

if I was going to see her at the party
tonight. And she said, what party? And I

said, Freddie and Stuart's party. And
she said, the actor. And I said, yeah.

I don't remember if I said that it was
an anniversary party or not, but I guess

I invited her. She said that she's
coming.

But... I cannot believe it.

He answered our phone.

Hello, Judy.

It's Freddie Thornhill again.

Just checking to see that you've got my
messages concerning the party this

evening. Would be lovely to see you.

Oh, please don't tell me you are calling
Judy Dench again.

She's a very dear old friend. Why
shouldn't I be ringing her? Because you

haven't seen each other in over 40
years. What nonsense we saw just the

day. Yes, in the latest James Bond film.

You do realise she can't see us back.

We used to be very close.

Need I remind you, we once appeared on
television as young sweethearts. Oh, in

that Smarties commercial you did 50
years ago.

That very well -regarded Smarties
commercial.

Some even called it Hitchcockian.

Why are you always lurking in doorways?

Isn't there a counter that needs wiping
down?

Oh, no, I don't need any help at all.
preparing for the party. Thank you so

for offering, you big bitch.

I'm coming, aren't I?

That should be enough.

But I was hoping you'd show a little
more enthusiasm.

After all, it's been 49 years.

49 years of what?

I have absolutely no idea at this point.

I have made a decision about something,
Freddy.

are you going to tell me?

Or are we waiting for a messenger to
deliver a scroll?

It's something you've been wanting me to
do for a very long time.

You're finally ready to have an open
relationship.

I'm going to tell my mother about us.

Tonight.

It's time, don't you think?

I do.

This is delightful.

Mm, yes. Tell me, whose flat is this?

Freddie and Stuart. Right.

Looks like they're getting ready to have
a party.

Maybe we should leave.

We're at the party, dear.

Of course.

you waiting?

We're putting all our anniversary gifts
over there.

Where did you leave yours?

At the store.

Hello, Penelope.

Happy birthday, Stephen.

Everything you just said was wrong.

What a glorious evening for... Oh, is it
just the two of them?

I'll come down again when there are more
people.

Can I pour myself a drink? When we get
our gift, you get your drink.

Happy anniversary, darling. Thank you,
Violet. Let me take that from

you.

It's so light.

It's just a box.

I wanted to make a festive entrance.

Come down.

Fine. Hello, Arlen.

I was hoping to make an entrance for
Judy.

Who's Judy?

Judy Dench.

Who else is Judy?

The checkout girl at my Tesco is Judy.

Well, it's not her. We did not invite
the bloody checkout girl from Tesco to

anniversary party. We invited Dame Judy.

Dench!

Is Judy Dench coming tonight?

We are hoping... Freddie's invited her.

We worked together long ago.

The 12 hours we spent eating chocolates
was one of the highlights of my career.

Oh, yes, of course. It's Smarty's
commercial.

That she remembers.

I see your mother's not here yet,
Stuart.

No, not yet.

You know she's arrived when you hear the
gates of hell creaking open.

Have you decided what you're going to
do?

Oh, yes. I'm going to tell her the truth
about myself and Freddy.

Finally.

I'm very proud of you.

Tonight, are you sure?

Perhaps Ash never mentioned it was an
anniversary party.

We can just say we're celebrating some
other event.

It was actually my birthday yesterday.

So what?

We wouldn't be having a party for that.

No, I've decided I'm going to tell her.

Damn the consequences.

That could be her.

Well, look out of the window first.
Check if you see any flying monkeys.

Oh, it's just Ash.

Oh, Ash. Oh, you're looking very
handsome this evening. Very tapered and

slim. Very stylish.

Very well -groomed.

I'm still straight.

Will you let us know if that ever
changes?

I've brought you a gift. Oh, thank you,
Ash.

How thoughtful.

And it's not even empty.

Listen, Stuart, I'm really sorry about
mentioning the party to your mum. Oh,

actually, I'm glad you did, Ash. I've
been putting it off for far too long. If

you waited any longer, we'd have to dig
her up to tell her.

Now, Ash, you know Penelope?

And Mason?

You remember our friend, Violet?

You're joking, right?

Excuse me?

Nothing, it's just... Just what?

Well, it's kind of... Kind of... You
know.

What's he talking about?

Is he having a seizure? You have to hold
his tongue.

It's kind of crazy, don't you think? You
always say to me, you remember our

friend Violet?

I mean, I've only met her a thousand
times.

We've all had dinners together. We've
gone to pubs together. We even went to

bloody Stonehenge.

Of course I remember Violet. She
practically gives me a handjob every

says hello.

I didn't realise I was seeing it. Did
you? Not at all.

And I only touched his penis twice.

By accident.

Wow.

Feels really good to say what you think.

I'm going to try it more often.

Please don't try it on me, dear, because
it's already horrible enough coming in.

How heartwarming.

You're both going to turn that sweet boy
into a gargoyle like you.

Yes, I think we just might.

Oh, my God.

It's her.

Or Judy. It could also be Judy.

Judy Dench.

Not Judy from Tesco.

Hello, Mother.

Hello, Stuart.

You're looking... alive.

Kind of.

Who's he?

Oh, that's Freddy. My flatmate. You
know, the actor.

And this is Ash.

And Penelope. And Mason.

And Violet, of course.

Oh, yes.

The slut.

Lovely seeing you too, Mildred.

Now, tell me. Is this your birthday
party?

Yes, it is.

No, it's...

Birthday is? April?

Freddie, tell her when my birthday is.

July?

It was mine yesterday.

Happy birthday to me.

My birthday is in October. And this
party, Mother, is to celebrate

our 49th anniversary.

Yes, that's right.

Freddie and I are partners.

Well?

I told you not to say anything.

You sure she's all right, Freddie?

Yes, unfortunately.

Just a fainting spell.

You'd think she could have at least
broken a hip.

I can't help but feel it might have put
a damper on the party if Stuart's mother

had died.

I don't know.

I think it would have perked things up a
bit.

Did anybody lose a set of teeth?

Oh, they must be Mildred's. Oh, yes, you
can tell from the fangs.

How is she, darling?

She's resting peacefully.

With God!

I don't think she even remembers what
happened.

Oh, did anybody find teeth?

I did.

They've got bits of stuff off the floor
all over them. They need to be rinsed

off. No, they're fine. I'll just shove
them back in while she's asleep.

So she didn't mention anything at all
about your news?

Not a thing.

Oh, she did apologise for breaking wind
after she collapsed.

I told you that was her.

I stand corrected.

This time.

off. It was another glorious evening.
This party isn't over yet. There are

more guests to arrive.

Freddie, I don't think Judy Dent is
going to come.

Of course he's going to come.

It's early still.

We're supposed to be having fun, so
let's have fun for Christ's sake. Now,

sit down.

Do as he says. Everybody, please, just
do as he says.

Well, I think I'm going to have another
drink.

Anybody else like one?

I think if we're going to get through
this night, we'll each need our own

bottle.

All right, settle down.

Well, this isn't quite, as I imagined,
our 49th anniversary.

Really? Because it's exactly how I
imagined it.

Uncomfortable and tense with very little
food.

Isn't it as grand as your anniversary
parties?

Oh, wait, that's right. You've never
been married.

Well, if you'll excuse me, I think I'm
going to say hello to the dog.

He's somewhat better company.

What's wrong with her?

I've no idea. Suddenly people can't take
jokes anymore.

You all know we're joking with you,
right?

Right!

Are you all right, Violet?

Yes, yes, I'm fine.

Just being silly, that's all.

Do you want to talk about it?

With you?

Yeah, with me.

Oh, Ash, I don't want you to think I'm
feeling sorry for myself. It's just,

is it my turn?

When am I going to meet somebody?

I don't want to be alone anymore.

I think you're a wonderful woman,
Violet.

You do?

I do.

And any man would be lucky to have you.

He's out there.

I promise.

Oh, sorry.

Thank you.

I feel much better.

I'm going to go into the other room now.

What was that?

Just two friends sharing a moment.

Oh, because they're not like you were
trying to eat his face.

I didn't mean to hurt your feelings just
now.

Sometimes... I know, darling.

It's all right. You know, I actually
feel kind of fabulous.

Stuart, get in here. It's back.

God help us.

Mother, how are you feeling?

Like there's something very strange
stuck to my teeth.

A button.

You're old. You're eating buttons.

from earlier this evening, Mother?

You mean when I farted? No, no, no.

No, before that, dear.

When I told you my news.

No, I don't remember.

Well, then perhaps I should refresh your
memory, because it's something that is

very important to me. I said I don't
remember, and I certainly don't want to

talk about it, so do be quiet.

Of course, Mother.

Well, we are going to talk about it, and
you are going to listen.

Oh, good Lord.

Why don't they just bash it over their
head and be done with it?

The man you are talking so
disrespectfully to is not only your son,

partner of 49 years.

He's the most wonderful man in the
world, and I'm proud to call him my

It's getting very graphic.

Yes, we've had a few minor differences
over the years, but I can't imagine my

life without him. So when you talk to
him, you talk to him with respect.

Oh, Freddy, I don't know what to say.

Shut up!

I'm not finished yet.

He cares very deeply about you, but
unless you can accept him and our

relationship, you are not welcome here.

Now I'm finished.

Thank you.

Okay.

Okay? Yes.

Congratulations.

Call me tomorrow.

And the food was awful.

After all these years, my mother finally
accepts me. Oh, Stuart.

She really is a vile woman.

That was amazing what you did, Freddy.

Oh, not at all, Ash. I just stood up for
the person I love. You'll do that one

day, too.

I hope I have your strength.

I'm sure you will.

Just use the word love?

You're so desperate clinging to a big
kind word tossed your way.

It's very unattractive, Stuart.

So why don't you get us some drinks and
stop standing there with your mouth

gaping open like a cheap Italian
fountain?

It must be so nice to have been in love
with somebody for 49

years.

Dooley!

That feels like... This is the way it
should be.

Now it feels like home.

So, do you both sleep in the same bed?

Yes, Penelope. Two men.

How strong.

You know what?

It's a gorgeous evening.

We are just so happy that you are all
here to share our anniversary.

You do know we love you all very much,
right?

Right!

Hello,

Freddy. It's Judi Dench.

It's so wonderful to hear from you after
all these years.

Yes, I'd love to come to your party, but
you didn't leave me your address.

So if you could just ring back with
that, that would be fantastic.

Hi, Freddie. It's Judy Dench. I still
haven't heard back from you. I cancelled

plans with Daniel Craig for this, so do
phone back.

It's me again, Judy.

It's ten o 'clock and I still haven't
heard from you. Right after I throw your

gift out, I'll be heading to sleep, so
don't bother ringing me back.

I've got an Oscar. I don't need this
bullshit.