All language subtitles for Vicious (2013) - S01E05 - Dinner Party (1080p AMZN WEB-DL x265 Ghost)

Oh, Mother, I really don't want to meet
your friend's daughter.

No, it's not because... She's fat.

Though that's not a selling point.

No, I'm not all alone. I live with
Freddy.

Yes, he still lives here.

No, he doesn't want to meet her either.

Yes, I realise you've been waiting a
very long time for grandchildren, dear.

Keep hanging in there.

I'll call you later.

Grandchildren? How much longer does she
expect to be alive?

She's practically a medical experiment
already.

Scientists should be taking her apart
and studying her.

Beginning with the head.

You can hear me talking from way
upstairs, but not when we're in the same

I can hear you. I just hate the sound of
your voice.

It's unpleasant to the ear.

Although still preferable to your face.

It's understandable that she'd want a
grandchild.

What does she want to do with one?

Eat it.

Well, I would have hoped she'd have
figured out our situation by now.

I have been dropping little clues.

Yes, like living with a man for 48
years.

She doesn't seem to be picking up on
that one.

My agent hasn't called this morning, has
he? No.

He also hasn't called the 200 mornings
before this.

I don't know why I haven't heard from
him lately.

Four older actors died last month. The
phone should be ringing off the hook.

Are you all right?

It's just that I haven't worked for a
while and...

I'm a bit scared that perhaps I'm... Oh,
if you need to talk about it... Well,

of course I don't need to talk about it,
so you can stop nagging me. And don't

you dare mention it to anybody with your
bizarrely tiny mouth either.

I'm sure things will pick up. Yes,
hopefully more actors will die soon.

Specifically you.

Hi, is it about time? Of course not,
come in, Ness.

Can I get you a cup of tea?

That'll be great, thanks.

Please, sit.

What can we do for you, Ash?

Well, you know how important you've both
been to me these last few months.

I don't know what I would have done if I
hadn't met you and I moved to London.

Mostly me, though, right?

What's -his -face here is fairly
useless.

That's the one thing he can do.

Poor tea.

Spilt a bit?

No, not even that.

Well, we are very fond of you too, Ash.

So, I wanted you to be the first ones
that are told.

I think I might be... I knew it! In love
with my girlfriend!

We're very happy for you, Ash, but we
haven't heard you mention a new

girlfriend. Yeah, I know, but...

She's really special and I wanted to be
sure.

Are you certain?

Because everything you're telling us
about her is raising all sorts of red

flags.

But I haven't told you anything about
her.

Exactly.

Well, she's smart and pretty and funny.

And she doesn't mind that I wake up in
the middle of the night screaming all

time.

that she doesn't mind that very
disturbing thing you do that you should

be in therapy for.

I know, right?

Well, I really want you both to meet
her.

Why not bring her to dinner?

Tonight? Yeah?

That would be great.

She's a vegan, though. That's all right,
but have chicken.

Hello? Oh, hello, Violet!

How's Argentina?

Hello, darling.

Do you miss me? Yeah, of course we miss
you. It's Violet calling.

You remember our friend, Violet? Hi.

Well, how are things in Buenos Aires
with the new boyfriend?

Well, there have been a few hiccups.

Ignacio's wife has been terribly
unreasonable.

Did I mention I discovered he has a
wife?

No, you did not mention that.

Don't worry. I'm not letting him take
advantage of me, though. As soon as he

learns more English, I'm going to ask
when he plans on leaving her.

Hang up. It's long distance.

She called us.

Hang up, anyway.

Listen, Violet, I have to go.

Yes, so do I, darling.

Ignatius planned a very romantic evening
for us, just as soon as he's finished

celebrating his wife's birthday.

It sounds heaven. Talk soon.

You're lucky you're straight -ass.

Otherwise you get one of these women who
latch onto you for decades and never

let go.

But you love her.

Yes. We like her.

Almost finished.

There.

Bollocks, that was a bitch.

I just put it down on my foot.

Get it off.

It's too heavy.

But you could manage it before.

Yes, and I've had too many strokes since
then.

It won't budge.

It's really jammed into something.

My foot!

Oh, dammit, there's Anthony's
girlfriend.

Won't you be able to help me with the
table? No, please don't say anything.

It's too embarrassing.

Move a table.

Hello, ass. It's ass.

Come and say hello. Wait, I can see him
from here, you idiot.

And you are?

This is my girlfriend, Chloe.

Girlfriend? I just love the sound of
that word.

I find boyfriend has more of a ring to
it. You must be Freddy.

I'm so excited to meet you.

a hug?

I'd prefer not if that's an option.

You were right, Ash.

He's so dashing.

Well, maybe a very little one.

No, I meant with Ash.

Yoo -hoo!

Hello, over here. Hello, dear. I'm
Stuart.

Hi.

I'm having such a super fun time
already.

Well, I'm glad that you set a very low
bar for the evening.

We brought you a candle.

I made it myself.

I make candles.

And soap.

Not only is she beautiful, but she's
talented.

Ah, stop it.

I am very creative, though.

And I hear you're an actor, so I guess
we've got a lot in common.

Well, if the criterion you're going by
is we both use soap, I suppose the

is still no.

How's it going down there, Stuart?

Not as well as I had hoped.

Please, sit. And can I get either of you
a drink?

I'd love some sparkling water.

Just a beer for me, thanks. I'll get it.

Yeah, all right.

What the hell is wrong with you?

Well, I'm so conditioned to being a good
host, I forgot I was stuck.

Oh, but it worked, though. I'm free.

So my toenail was black already, sir.

Are you all right, Stuart?

Everything is tickled. boo, thanks.

He was just stuck under the table and
couldn't lift it off. Poor little thing.

Now, why would you say that? I
specifically asked you not to.

Oh, I forgot. I'm sorry. I won't mention
it again.

He put the table right down on his table
and then wouldn't let me tell you.

What a moron, right?

That must have hurt.

No, not really. It was on his dead tone.

His body is slowly shutting down.

Gosh, that's so sad.

No, he's just joking, dear.

He's going to die first.

Possibly tonight.

Well, it does seem to be the only way
out of this relationship.

What an awful thing to say.

They're just teasing, Chloe.

how you both still have a sense of
humour.

And what the bloody hell is that
supposed to mean?

Still?

It means you look like a rotting corpse.

No, no, no, that's not what I meant at
all.

Well, perhaps you should carve it into a
bar of soap to help us better

understand.

I'm very sorry if I've offended you.
They're just playing with you, Chloe.

Oh. Yeah.

Yes, we're just playing.

Remember, you're having a super fun
time.

Oh, sparkling water, how dreary.

It's very scrummy if you add lemon.

You just looked so adorable when you
said that.

Oh, I love you so much. I love you so
much more.

Jesus Christ.

It's like a car crash.

You can't take your eyes off it.

It's so inspiring you've both been
together so long.

How do you do it? Well, I mostly
attribute it to the fact that he won't

When the time comes, I'm going to so
enjoy unplugging you.

Ah, if you have that.

Isn't irritating at all.

And are you sure we can't get you a
proper drink?

Oh, no. She never drinks. Isn't that
right, Chloe?

It's true.

And nothing could give me more of a high
than being with Ash.

Have you tried cocaine?

You seem so devoted to each other. Do
you never argue?

I just don't see how two people in love
can ever say cruel things to each other.

I was saying the same thing just the
other day to that piece of shit down

Well, I must go check on dinner and feed
the dog.

Oh, you have a dog. I love dogs. Can I
see it?

Yes, of course.

He doesn't move much because he's so
old.

But you can help me scrape the crust out
of his ears.

Well, what do you think?

She's a dream.

I'm so glad.

It's really important to me that you
like her.

Oh, I do, and I especially like the way
that her constant enthusiasm doesn't get

on my nerves.

Oh, did Balthazar yawn on you, dear?

It's OK, I'm fine.

Just a little naughty, ain't it?

But he's adorable.

You should have seen him when he had fur
on both eyes.

Did you miss me?

I miss you tons. Well, that's it then.
I'm never leaving you alone again.

No running.

Well, dinner's almost ready. Can I top
up anybody's drink?

Yes, please.

Tell us, what crime against nature will
you be serving this evening?

Well, that depends.

Will you be eating with or without your
teeth?

I liked you better when you were trapped
under the table leg.

Will you stop bringing that up? It was
humiliating enough.

Not as humiliating as your swan dive
onto the floor.

It was like Tom Daley had suddenly aged
a hundred years.

How would you like it if I said
something that would upset you?

What on earth are you babbling about?
Something that I wasn't supposed to

mention with my bizarrely tiny mouth.

You wouldn't dare.

Freddy's scared he's never going to work
again.

How does that feel?

I never said such a thing, and you swore
you wouldn't mention it. He only earned

£300 last month, and that was a check
for the cigarette commercial he did 47

years ago.

I'm very proud of that commercial. I got
a lot of people to start smoking.

I'm getting really uncomfortable, Ash.

It's OK. They're always like this.

Well, it makes me uncomfortable.

It shouldn't.

Are you telling me how I should feel?

No.

And I kind of wish you wouldn't put
words in my mouth.

Everything all right?

Yes, fine.

Do you know what? I think I will have
that drink.

Ah, now the evening is picking up.

And thank you again for the homemade
candle, dear. We so prefer it to the

traditional gift of a bottle of wine.

Why haven't you eaten anything, dear?

I'm a vegan.

Yes, that's why I made chicken.

She doesn't eat any meat.

Or dairy.

It's really getting to be quite... Quite
what?

Quite... adorable?

because it sounded as if you were about
to say annoying.

Can I have another drink?

Why don't you just keep it by you, dear?

Would you like any pills to go with it?

Maybe you've had enough to drink.

I'm just trying to have a good time.

Why don't you have some of the salad,
dear, that only has a little bacon in

I can't eat bacon.

Not even the edges?

Oh, I could see it for Christ's sake.

Hello.

Freddie, is that you?

Oh, hello, Violet. It's Violet. You
remember our friend, Violet? Hi.

Everything all right over there?

Not terrific, to be honest.

I'm afraid I'm in a bit of a pickle.

I only wish this were a better time to
talk.

I'll make it quick, then.

Ignacio was being a little romantic
earlier and handcuffed me to the

bedpost. But now he seems to have
stepped out for a while and I think he

have accidentally taken my wallet and
passport with him and also the key to

handcuffs.

And I'm not sure if he's coming back.

That wasn't quick.

I'm going to need you to contact the
embassy, Freddie.

Yes, of course, right away, just as soon
as we've finished dinner.

Everything all right?

Yes, fine.

It's empty.

Too bad you can't drink a candle.

Perhaps that's why guests usually bring
wine.

I'm really enjoying the salad, Stuart.

Everything's great, isn't it, Chloe?

I wouldn't know, because I can't eat
anything.

Here.

It's bread.

Um, actually, that's sausage bread,
dear.

I'd like to go, Ash.

We can't go. It would be rude.

I don't think it's possible to be rude
here.

My glass is empty, Stuart. Why is that?

I don't know.

I'm not a waiter.

You're not.

Because you were one when I met you.

What's it, Freddie?

I'm warning you.

You shouldn't be drinking.

I like it. It's the only thing that
makes your voice less grating.

I hate Stuart's voice too.

Your candle smells like shit.

Balthazar? I only make those stupid
candles to get away from you.

You're a needy, suffocating little man
-boy.

And you're a drunk.

Oh, now she's interesting.

I don't like the way you are when you
drink.

It's ugly.

You remind me of my mother before she
went to prison.

Didn't you also tell us that your father
was in prison? This might be why you're

waking up screaming every night.

I'm sick of behaving how you want me to
behave, you pathetic twat.

I only want you to behave like a human
being, not a drunken slug.

Do you hear how they talk to each other?

Kill me if that's ever us.

Could she be talking about us?

Don't say that about my friends.

Your friends?

You're 22.

So what?

I thought he was 35.

They've been horrible all night. Why do
you even spend time with them?

Because I enjoy their company.

Unlike yours.

You prefer their company to mine.

These two.

The two of them.

Yes, she's definitely talking about us.

This sounds like it's going to be a very
confusing shop.

You just want me to support you, but you
don't support me. You don't even know

what it is you want to do.

That's because I haven't figured it out
yet.

I can be anything I want.

Right, Freddy?

Yes, of course you can, Ash.

Are you serious?

You're really going to listen to this
washed -up old actor that no -one's ever

even heard of? All right!

That is quite enough.

that Freddie Thornhill has worked on the
stage, screen and television for over

50 years. He has had an extraordinary
career.

So what if he's hit a bit of a dry
spell?

He is by no means washed up and never
will be. So do not presume to tell us

anything about our lives, young lady.

We will not be talked down to in our own
home.

We are accomplished men, quite capable
of anything.

Should I show them out? Please.

I think I'm stuck again.

Not one of our better dinner parties,
I'm afraid.

Poor Ash.

Well, he wanted to be straight. That's
what he gets.

finally came and freed me from the
handcuffs. What are you talking about?

Didn't Freddy tell you? Didn't Freddy
tell me?

Yes,

yes, of course. Yes, I forgot.

They found my passport, but in order to
get it back, I'm going to have to pay a

bribe.

So I need you to transfer... Hold on,
dear. We have another call.

Hello?

Yes, he's right here.

It's your agent.

Jeremy, it's rather late to be calling.

A job? Yes, I think I'm available.

Oh, they saw my Downton Abbey where I
dropped the potatoes, did they?

All right.

Thank you.

Well, I've been offered a part on Call
the Midwife.

going to be playing a man who delivers
his granddaughter's Siamese twins.

Oh, wonderful!

No, don't answer that.